The completely random thought thread - Part 1

[JoeChalupa]

A young couple just stopped by the house asking if they could mow our lawn. We told them no but then we both felt bad and although our yard doesn't really need mowing we helped them out. Pay it forward.

[cantthinkofanything]

A young couple just stopped by the house asking if they could mow our lawn. We told them no but then we both felt bad and although our yard doesn't really need mowing we helped them out. Pay it forward.

how patronizing

you could have at least saved them the gas and told them to just push it without the engine running

[Chachachango]

Random shit in here.


So today when i went to run i stepped some nasty ass dog shit. Fukin ppl at woodlawn lake clean your dogs shit up and dont let em shit on the fuking track. Lazy fat fucks and stop eating raspas while you go for a walk and keep your kids on check. And dont be on the phone while your tiny shit dog is on the other side of the track and that tiny shit is leached. How am i suppose to pass if the fuking leach is in my fukin way. I should just run through the fuking leach and trample the shit out of your tiny shit dog teach you a fukin lesson cabron(a)..... FUuuuuuuuuuuuk.

[desflood]

That cat had kittens under the deck and my kids are losing their damn minds. Four white (two with faint orange rings around the tail) and two orange. 'Bout a month old now. Another two months or so and we're going to have to stick them all in a box and find a nice no-kill shelter for them. We've named the biggest white one Pig; he eats everything and lots of it. I think the runt will be Cousteau. He is smallest of the bunch by far, but the explorer of the litter. He was the first up on the deck and had seen the whole thing before the second kitten made it up the first step. We haven't seen enough of the others yet to name them. Right now they're all "he" as we haven't gotten around to the physical exam yet :lol

Edit: On second thought, there has to be a better name than Cousteau. We'll figure something out. Since he's orange maybe we'll call him Eric the Red, after the Viking explorer :p:

[JudynTX]

So my boss turned in his resignation letter. :depressed

[bus driver]

So my boss turned in his resignation letter. :depressed

now you can become the boss! :toast

[JudynTX]

now you can become the boss! :toast

No thanks. :nope:lol

[bus driver]

No thanks. :nope:lol

i guess pimping is kind of hard thing to do................(just joking) :lol



Bring on the RAIN!


http://rantingsofadelusionalmind.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/rain.jpg?w=300&h=267

[JudynTX]

i guess pimping is kind of hard thing to do................(just joking) :lol



Bring on the RAIN!


http://rantingsofadelusionalmind.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/rain.jpg?w=300&h=267

:ihit His position will likely be deleted and I'll get a borrowed boss. :lol

[Reck]

I remember when Hoobastank was a good band. Now they fucking suck. :cry

[JudynTX]

I remember when Hoobastank was a good band. Now they fucking suck. :cry

There's a reason the word 'stank' is in that shitty bands name.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I remember when Hoobastank was a good band. Now they fucking suck. :cry

There one tune I kinda liked but that's it.

[JudynTX]

Why? :lol

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Mick Brown arrested for dui on a golf cart :lmao

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Why? :lol

Why what?

[JudynTX]

Why do you like that one song?

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Its kinda catchy.

[Reck]

There's a reason the word 'stank' is in that shitty bands name.

I dont think that's the reason why. :lol

They just got lazy like the rest of them.


There one tune I kinda liked but that's it.

The Reason album was top to bottom their best.

I cant pick one bad song from that album. They have fallen so far off the cliff from there though.

[mrsmaalox]

Oh my gawd!!! My daughter will be taking her driver's license test tomorrow and for some odd reason I am on the verge of a complete panic attack :wow

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Oh snap. FREE SLURPEES TODAY!!

[cantthinkofanything]

Oh snap. FREE SLURPEES TODAY!!

your mom's in town?

[bus driver]

i told the gods to bring the rain the other day and damn it was horrible this morning.
i didnt know what lane i was in.


^ where the hell do you buy slurpees in san antonio? i thought it was a 7-11 thing?

[cantthinkofanything]

i told the gods to bring the rain the other day and damn it was horrible this morning.
i didnt know what lane i was in.


^ where the hell do you buy slurpees in san antonio? i thought it was a 7-11 thing?

the proper response was to lol at my slurpee joke. you fucked it up now

[bus driver]

the proper response was to lol at my slurpee joke. you fucked it up now

it was a funny joke no doubt, but i didnt want to hurt otis' feelings since it was a good :nutkick:

[Viva Las Espuelas]

^ where the hell do you buy slurpees in san antonio? i thought it was a 7-11 thing?

Let that marinate a lllllllllllittle bit more. Once you start smelling smoke, ABORT!!!!!!

[cantthinkofanything]

Let that marinate a lllllllllllittle bit more. Once you start smelling smoke, ABORT!!!!!!

if you smell smoke, she's not enjoying it

[JudynTX]

I hope all this rain is helping Medina Lake.

[mrsmaalox]

lol @ this Search function----I wanted to read the old thread about the movie The Help, but I keep getting this error: "The following words are either very common, too long, or too short and were not included in your search : the, help". Anyone have any ideas of other less common, shorter or longer words to describe the title of that movie? :lol

[bus driver]

lol @ this Search function----I wanted to read the old thread about the movie The Help, but I keep getting this error: "The following words are either very common, too long, or too short and were not included in your search : the, help". Anyone have any ideas of other less common, shorter or longer words to describe the title of that movie? :lol

how about help, movie or movie, help. just a shot in the dark though :wakeup


on a side note, my grass is looking green!

[bus driver]

I hope all this rain is helping Medina Lake.

media needs a 500 year flood to help that puddle out.

[desflood]

I had a very frustrating morning. Michael Douglas in Falling Down frustrating. Then I was cleaning out the fridge and found two stray beers and a bottle of hard lemonade hiding in the back and now I know everything will be fine again soon :toast

[JudynTX]

media needs a 500 year flood to help that puddle out.

I'm being hopeful. :(

[mrsmaalox]

Cool!! There's a "standoff" happening in front of the house next door!

My neighbor's dad, who lives on the next street over and is a known raving lunatic, is standing in the middle of the street, in front of a big delivery van, SCREAMING at the driver about "refusing to answer my question". The guys in the van are just sitting there, windows rolled up, and Mr. Brown (his real name) is pounding on the window with his fist. :wow

[JudynTX]

Get it on video!

[mrsmaalox]

Rent-a-cop has arrived!

[bus driver]

^ updates?

[Chachachango]

que paso?

[silverblk mystix]

que paso?

knew a guy in san antone named cha cho

[PakiDan]

knew a guy in san antone named cha cho

Knew a guy in El Paso names Santo

[mrsmaalox]

Well, the cop got Mr Brown to let the delivery truck move over to the side of the street so the garbage truck could go by. Then several telephone calls were made by the cop, Mr Brown and the truck driver. The cop apparently told the truck driver to leave, while Mr Brown screamed at the top of his lungs "I WILL NOT BE TREATED THIS WAY!!!"

Then the cop aparently woke up Mr Brown's sound asleep 15 year old grandson and told him to take the man inside the house or SAPD would be called. Of course the poor kid got cussed out for being "worthless"! Then Jim, the really nice man who lives across the street, and the old guy next door to him, who has the really nice lawn, came out to help the kid get his grandad into the house. The last thing I heard the cop say as he got into his car was that it can be resolved by phone.

No more info yet, I'm sure it will filter in throughout the day :lol

[mrsmaalox]

SAPD on the scene now, but all is quiet out there.

[cantthinkofanything]

SAPD on the scene now, but all is quiet out there.

You need to run out in the street screaming, "THEY TOOK MY BABY!! MY BABY IS IN THE DELIVERY TRUCK!!!!"

Then let us know what happens.

[JudynTX]

I could care less that the President is in town.

[bus driver]

SAPD on the scene now, but all is quiet out there.

:corn:


I could care less that the President is in town.

heard on the radio, that he was flying to austin.
well not a fan of the man, but it is the president so i think it would be cool to see the prez

[mrsmaalox]

LOL why are people so crazy today?!

[cantthinkofanything]

LOL why are people so crazy today?!

There was some short story (I think by Stephen King) years ago about a world ending big plague. Except it didn't make people physically sick, it made them insane.

[cantthinkofanything]

not that that's what's going on. just made me think about it. good read if I remember right

[JudynTX]

I need some gifts ideas for someone who retired.

[cantthinkofanything]

I need some gifts ideas for someone who retired.

Maybe some lower level coloring books or possibly some simple blocks. But you should use the term "mentally challenged" instead. Way less offensive.

[bus driver]

Maybe some lower level coloring books or possibly some simple blocks. But you should use the term "mentally challenged" instead. Way less offensive.

:lmao






Viene la tormenta!

[step up to the mike]

I need some gifts ideas for someone who retired.

I could care less about someone retiring.

[silverblk mystix]

Might have to start paying more attention to women's track & field...(except for the cheesy music)

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[The Gemini Method]

The whole article on the Olympic Village and the need for 100,000 prophylactics and how freely sex goes on there is validated by babes like Michelle Jenneke...

[silverblk mystix]

the whole article on the olympic village and the need for 100,000 prophylactics and how freely sex goes on there is validated by babes like michelle jenneke...

yup

[Reck]

http://a2.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/150106_10151540628895099_538135098_23423034_129959 5878_n.jpg

Anyone care to explain this? :lmao

[JudynTX]

Dude! WTH is that? Paint?

[cantthinkofanything]

Dude! WTH is that? Paint?

It's called "hair slicking". It's the newest trend in African American hairstyles.
They don't completely shave the head but leave a very fine stubble which is then treated, colored, and styled. Ending up with the sleek "painted" look like the picture above.

[bus driver]

killed a scorpion in my house the other day, does anyone pay for pest control?

i have these things on the side of the house that is suppose to be used for spraying pesticide into the walls but never used it. i guess i need to hire someone to do it.

[bus driver]

bean and cheese tacos for breakfast this morning and i am stuffed. need a nap

[mrsmaalox]

10 more days till vacation!! :elephant

[Viva Las Espuelas]

bean and cheese tacos for breakfast this morning and i am stuffed. need a nap

Cheese, flour, lard! Yumm

[JoeChalupa]

Had to ride VIA to work today and it wasn't bad at all. From Converse to 281 & Interpark for $1.25.

[JudynTX]

10 more days till vacation!! :elephant

Where are you going?

[mrsmaalox]

Where are you going?

Niagara Falls!! Been trying to get there for years. Actually we are flying into Cleveland to have a visit with my aunt (and cuz it's cheap to fly there) and do some stuff around there for a few days (Rock nRoll Hall of Fame, Cedar Point, Put In Bay), then driving to Niagara for the rest of the week :)

I spent a lot of time in the Cleveland area with my mom's family as a kid, but I've never taken my own kids there; they are gonna have a blast!

[JudynTX]

Niagara Falls!! Been trying to get there for years. Actually we are flying into Cleveland to have a visit with my aunt (and cuz it's cheap to fly there) and do some stuff around there for a few days (Rock nRoll Hall of Fame, Cedar Point, Put In Bay), then driving to Niagara for the rest of the week :)

I spent a lot of time in the Cleveland area with my mom's family as a kid, but I've never taken my own kids there; they are gonna have a blast!

It does sound scenic. You gonna get on the sightseeing boat under Niagara?

[cantthinkofanything]

NIAGARA FALLS...slowly I turn...

[bus driver]

Had to ride VIA to work today and it wasn't bad at all. From Converse to 281 & Interpark for $1.25.

i was stuck in traffic from 730 to 900AM on highway 90 this morning :depressed

[JudynTX]

I'm still going to eat at Chick-fil-A.

[cantthinkofanything]

I'm still going to eat at Chick-fil-A.

do you want to make out behind the gym?

[JudynTX]

No thanks :lol

[cantthinkofanything]

shit...I said that out loud?

[JoeChalupa]

Riding VIA this week has reminded me of how much some people rely on it to get back and forth to work.

[mrsmaalox]

Riding VIA this week has reminded me of how much some people rely on it to get back and forth to work.

Do you have the entire bus to yourself? I don't think I've ever seen one with more than 5 people on it. Which is weird to me because every time I've gone by one of those transfer stations, I see crowds of people waiting.

[JoeChalupa]

Do you have the entire bus to yourself? I don't think I've ever seen one with more than 5 people on it. Which is weird to me because every time I've gone by one of those transfer stations, I see crowds of people waiting.

No, there are plenty of people both going and coming home and yes, the crowds are the transfer stations are not small. There are just a few when I get on in the morning but by the time we get to the transfer station it is pretty full. And the majority have bus passes.

[silverblk mystix]

Didn't want to start a thread about song lyrics but I just heard a great opening line/lyric and I thought it was pretty damn good....Jason Mraz...don't know the song title but the lyric went;


Are you dancing with your partner or just pushing them around?

I found it simple yet deep.

Bastard.

He's fuckin' good.

[vander]

did you all hear the news, the Answer IV is coming back

saw that while glancing through the spam email. 5 minutes later I suddenly remembered that the Answer IV was a shoe, and that it was one of only 2 or 3 shoes that I ever bought a 2nd pair of.

gonna probably have to get a 3rd.

[Greg Oden]

op is a glorious winged faggot.

[bus driver]

to the girl in the pink sports bra running on PI this weekend.......nice tits. very nice tits :toast

[JudynTX]

I wish there was a White Castle here.

[cantthinkofanything]

I wish there was a White Castle here.

snicker...I'll show you a white castle

[JudynTX]

:lol

[Viva Las Espuelas]

to the girl in the pink sports bra running on pi this weekend.......nice tits. Very nice tits :toast

pi?

[cantthinkofanything]

pi?

seriously?

[mrsmaalox]

Packing my bags.....oh dear, I don't remember how to dress for mid-70's high and mid-50's low weather! ;)

[Reck]

The retards are out in full force here today.

[cantthinkofanything]

The retards are out in full force here today.

listen shadowwahwahwah...if you have something to say...why can't you start a thread? don't have the goods....sit on the sideline and shadowwimperwahwah all day...

[bus driver]

pi?

padre island

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Ah.

[Avante]

111 degrees in central Cali tomorrow, that God the electric bill is paid up.

[dirk4mvp]

lol regulated

[Avante]

lol regulated

No not really. My leeching abilities haven't been seen yet, I needed a change:hat

[howbouthemspurs]

Yesterday I saw a very fat kid riding a very small bike up a hill. He must have been 14 or 15. He was trying so hard to go up the hill i could hear him wheezing violently while I was in my car with the windows close. I drove slowly by him and saw that he was carrying a McDonalds bag with his left hand. He looked real happy with a fat smile on his face as he was slowly moving. Then he looked to the left at me and lifted his bag proudly and gave me a whats up nod. And that's when it happened! He veered off to the right a bit and hit the curb and flew forward over the handle bars and went face first into the grass sending the food everywhere! I stopped to see if he was ok but he actually got up quickly and played it off telling me that he was good. But there was a rip in his over sized shorts that showed that he was wearing sponge bob square pants underwear. I laughed my ass off !I then threw out an old open bag Doritos at his feet and sped off......

[JudynTX]

:bang I shouldn't have gone into the Suits thread, I haven't watched last night's episode yet.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

They all die

[oh crap]

Fuck yes!

[DeadlyDynasty]

Do human beings ever run out of snot? Goddamn this is annoying

[Avante]

Porno is comical at best.

[JudynTX]

^^^ You're still here?

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Do human beings ever run out of snot? Goddamn this is annoying

I don't think so. I saw a show that said the average human produces 6 liters of it...........a day <gulp>

[Fabbs]

Pear juice is excellent.

[mrsmaalox]

Freezing to death in the back of an SUV, pouring rain, zero visibility on the Pennsylvania Turnpike....

[SpursStalker]

:sleep

[JudynTX]

I got some good news today.

[The Gemini Method]

I got some good news today.

You won the Powerball?

I hate it when people who drive XL Tundras park in compact parking spots. Um, no matter how much you think otherwise, dumbass, it's not a compact/sport truck.

[AussieFanKurt]

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[Trill Clinton]

yo i'm in tears right now:lmao

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[Avante]

How do you get kids to get off the computer/cell/video games and read?

[Trill Clinton]

How do you get kids to get off the computer/cell/video games and read?

buy them a kindle or a nook

[Avante]

buy them a kindle or a nook

How about sholve a book in their face and say...read!

[mrsmaalox]

How do you get kids to get off the computer/cell/video games and read?

Never had that problem, we just always made sure we taught our kids LOTS of interesting things so they never focused on just the convenient or trendy ones like electronics. But my brother has that problem BIG TIME with his kids. Which is funny because when his kids are at my house, the electronics aren't an issue at all.

[Avante]

Never had that problem, we just always made sure we taught our kids LOTS of interesting things so they never focused on just the convenient or trendy ones like electronics. But my brother has that problem BIG TIME with his kids. Which is funny because when his kids are at my house, the electronics aren't an issue at all.

My daughters loved to read, they couldn't get enought. Many times....you have to get to sleep, school tomorrow...yep, reading.

My son just doesn't get it and I've tried everything. He's into rasslin' so I bought him a couple books on the rasslers, he's still on chapter one. Been months ago, I bought them.

[Wild Cobra]

He does look like a younger Bush. Could the guy that threw the shoe at Bush have been returning a broken Smart Phone?

http://www.thedesmoinesegotist.com/sites/www.thedesmoinesegotist.com/files/images/6a00d83451f25369e200e554dfddfa8833-800wi.img_assist_custom-480x372.jpg

[desflood]

I was going to come in here and post that Anne Hathaway with short hair is the cutest thing ever (she really is), but I was sidetracked by a tv ad for ICDC College, where one can major in homeland security. Major in homeland security. How fucking Orwellian is that?

[leemajors]

http://toronto.en.craigslist.ca/tor/mis/3222366530.html

[JudynTX]

I got the job!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :downspin::flag::hat:jekka:cheer

[bus driver]

I got the job!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :downspin::flag::hat:jekka:cheer

bad ass :toast





thinking of going to timbo's tomorrow for lunch :wakeup

[JudynTX]

bad ass :toast





thinking of going to timbo's tomorrow for lunch :wakeup

Well I have a job, just got a better one. :D

What is Timbo's?

[mrsmaalox]

I got the job!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :downspin::flag::hat:jekka:cheer

Congrats!! Details, please ;)

[bus driver]

Well I have a job, just got a better one. :D

What is Timbo's?

timbos is a hamburger joint off of broadway http://timbosburgers.com/

didnt get to go, had to work during lunch :depressed

anyhow my random thought of the day is:

y do men throw trash in the urinals?

[JoeChalupa]

My oldest is moving in the college dorms this weekend. Oh the horrah!!

[mrsmaalox]

My oldest is moving in the college dorms this weekend. Oh the horrah!!

I've got one starting college too! It's unbelievable to me :lol

I have to admit that I am ecstatic about school starting next week----has nothing to do with my own kids, I'm just really fed up with all the little kids running around unsupervised at every place I go!

[symple19]

http://toronto.en.craigslist.ca/tor/mis/3222366530.html

:lmao

[desflood]

My cousin had a baby girl early this morning. She named her Maddyson Joi. I love my cousin to death, but that spelling makes me want to barf. Not that it matters what I think - we don't get to tell other people what to name their kids!

[mrsmaalox]

LOL I just got the first of my twice daily calls from "Loan Service Center" inquiring if I have a VA loan; today was interesting though, because as I was reciting my "For the millionth time, I DO NOT have a VA loan, please remove my name from your roster and don't ever call me again" speech, there was some kind of free for all happening on the line with lots of commotion and a girl screaming "But you are not my real mother!" in the background :lol

[JudynTX]

I start my new job in 3 weeks. :D

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Word

[mrsmaalox]

I wish home made waffles were not so delicious so I wouldn't have the chore of washing that blasted waffle iron. It's really a pain to do.

[JudynTX]

Internet tough guys make me laugh.

[bus driver]

trying to catch a plane back to SA and wasnt sure i was at the right gate but looked around and all the fat girls were there so i knew i was at the correct gate

[JoeChalupa]

MARS’ Mobile Kitchen Food Truck will be at work on Thursday. I'll check it out the grub and give it my critique.

[JudynTX]

The time has come to Booo the Cowboys.

[bus driver]

The time has come to Booo the Cowboys.

:ihit



shit dont be jumping on the bus when they make the play offs :wakeup

[JudynTX]

:ihit



shit dont be jumping on the bus when they make the play offs :wakeup

:lol Shit, I'll slash the tires on that bus!

If you get out of December with a playoff win, let me know. :D

[bus driver]

:lol Shit, I'll slash the tires on that bus!

If you get out of December with a playoff win, let me know. :D


Internet tough guys make me laugh. +1

ok tough guy who is your team? and it better not be some pussy ass team like the chargers or jaguars.


PS, lll let you know when they win in February. :p:

[desflood]

When I'm in the mood to annoy some people, I like to go stand in the middle of the school supply aisle the week before school begins and sing, "It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year". You know, that Christmas song. I get some really awful looks that way :lol But every once in a while someone laughs, and once I met a kindred spirit who actually sang along with me. That was a good day.

[JudynTX]

Well that slice of pizza sucked.

[Chachachango]

:bang $191 ticket for going 74mph on fucking i35.

Fuck FUckFUck fukcfukcfuckfuckfuckfuckfukcufkcufkcufkcufkcufkcuf kcufkcufkcufkcufkcufkcufkcufkcufckufck

[Wild Cobra]

Shit happens.

[JudynTX]

I had turkey & cornbread dressing yesterday. Too soon for Thanksgiving?

[bus driver]

half this city doesnt know how to drive. :pctoss


half this city stops for merging traffic, gets on the highway 10 mph under the speed limit r they slow down cause the sun is out. :bang :bang :bang

[JudynTX]

I hope posters don't want me dead.

[JudynTX]

My Kindle rocks!!!!

[bus driver]

damn, drop my breakfast on the floor.......thought about eating it anyways but the department bought tacos so i went with tacos. its going to be a good day.

[cantthinkofanything]

PMK5 starts threads that are just as shitty as Avante's.

[Avante]

PMK5 starts threads that are just as shitty as Avante's.

Net Worth of the Wiggles..???????


Yep, you're a real keeper alright:rolleyes

[Slomo]

While I was cleaning my closet today I found a Beno Udrih Spurs jersey. WTF was I thinking?

[StudMuffin]

Will Weight Watchers work for Jessica Simpson? If she slims down again will her twins be as bodacious as ever?

[desflood]

One cannot drink enough to erase the ending of last night's Packers/Seahawks game from one's memory, but that's not going to stop one from trying.

[Wild Cobra]

One cannot drink enough to erase the ending of last night's Packers/Seahawks game from one's memory, but that's not going to stop one from trying.
Yes, looks like a dirty play, but my Seahawks won. Doesn't look like a good win though.


8.1.3.5

Simultaneous Catch. If a pass is caught simultaneously by two eligible opponents, and both players retain it, the ball belongs to the passers. It is not a simultaneous catch if a player gains control first and an opponent subsequently gains joint control. If the ball is muffed after simultaneous touching by two such players, all the players of the passing team become eligible to catch the loose ball.

[bus driver]

y r women's boobs so attractive ?

[Viva Las Espuelas]

mmmmmmmmm. boobs

[JudynTX]

New job is going really well. :) I couldn't have asked for a better position to be in.

[mrsmaalox]

New job is going really well. :) I couldn't have asked for a better position to be in.

:toast Happy for you!

[Dick Hardigan]

New job is going really well. :) I couldn't have asked for a better position to be in.I can think of plenty of other positions.

[silverblk mystix]

Wanted to share something funny I read;


I was on the train today sitting across a very,very sexy Thai girl.

I thought to myself, "don't get an erection, please, please don't get an erection!"

But she did.

:lmao

[bus driver]

Wanted to share something funny I read;


I was on the train today sitting across a very,very sexy Thai girl.

I thought to myself, "don't get an erection, please, please don't get an erection!"

But she did.

:lmao

u must be one sexy bitch

[JudynTX]

I'm a scatter brain today, have too much on my mind.

[JoeChalupa]

I'm hungry and not for the pizza they are bringing in to work today.

[bus driver]

had some bbq at augies and damn i am stuffed like a bra.

[bus driver]

http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2012/10/0oeam.gif?w=407&h=216


since the troll thread is gone, he is my gif

[desflood]

Man, Friday was stressful. Classes from 0800 to 1730, then grocery shopping before I could go home. As I was plodding through the store wishing my head would explode so I would have the excuse to lay down and rest, I walked past a woman who had a rather unfortunate birthmark - it was almost exactly the size, shape and location of Hitler's mustache. Suddenly, my day didn't seem quite so bad anymore :lol

[TDMVPDPOY]

hey u know that movie jarhead, how they spend their days in the desert coming up with so many ways to masturbate....

then u read jesus journey how he spent the 40 days in the desert, can only come up with 1 story....

[mrsmaalox]

Wow that Lady Gaga sure is a trouper. I just saw a clip of her puking on stage and dancing right through it! I could never do that....my puking is a HUUUGE production of moaning, coughing, heaving and lots of crying :lol

[JudynTX]

I saw the first Christmas commercial this morning.

[marini martini]

Wow that Lady Gaga sure is a trouper. I just saw a clip of her puking on stage and dancing right through it! I could never do that....my puking is a HUUUGE production of moaning, coughing, heaving and lots of crying :lol

They don't call her Lady Gag-a for nothin'! :toast

[desflood]

I saw the first Christmas commercial this morning.
Well, it is October :lol

[JoeChalupa]

I off from work the next 5 days.

[JudynTX]

Well, it is October :lol

True that. :lol Don't go into Family Dollar or Dollar General right now. Tons of Christmas stuff already.

[bus driver]

I off from work the next 5 days.

good you should go take an english class :wakeup

[mrsmaalox]

A friend of mine was vacationing in San Francisco last week and sent me a gift bag of "Ghirardelli Dark Chocolate & Sea Salt Caramel Squares" for my birthday (mouth orgasm inducing btw :drool:). Last night he messaged me to see if I liked it and if I had any left. I said "LOL It will take me months to eat that much candy!" Then he said "Well I thought you would share it with your kids"

:lmao Yea right!

[bus driver]

A friend of mine was vacationing in San Francisco last week and sent me a gift bag of "Ghirardelli Dark Chocolate & Sea Salt Caramel Squares" for my birthday (mouth orgasm inducing btw :drool:). Last night he messaged me to see if I liked it and if I had any left. I said "LOL It will take me months to eat that much candy!" Then he said "Well I thought you would share it with your kids"

:lmao Yea right!

tell him to send you a fish sandwich from sally's famous fishwich :drool:

damn, am hungry

[JudynTX]

Tomorrow is going to be a head banging kind of night.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Of "metal? :D

[JudynTX]

Of "metal? :D

:lol Of course

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Who

[JudynTX]

I don't want to say. :lol

[Viva Las Espuelas]

New job is going really well. :) I couldn't have asked for a better position to be in.

Good. Me too :D

[Flawless]

I sometimes open the fridge, look what's inside, and then I close it.

[silverblk mystix]

I still think the new look sux....can't seem to find any interest in staying more than a minute or two and then immediately leaving ...

on the plus side...

I can't seem to stay here very long anymore...

[mrsmaalox]

I'm not a Rush fan at all, but this is such a great commercial! I love how he nails the Peart stick toss :lol

Edit: How does a video suddenly go "private"? But here's a new link, we'll see how long it lasts


V57v_UlaZP0

[Ya Vez]

Have you seen my stapler?

[Wild Cobra]

I may have to put my WS6 in the shop. Went to start it last night from work, starter grind... Could do it myself, but do I want to? No.

Dammit... Have to drive the fuel efficient car to work tonight.

[cantthinkofanything]

Have you seen my stapler?

Check your mom's vag.

[Ya Vez]

Check your mom's vag.

You'll never be the man your mother is.

[RandomGuy]

Tomorrow is going to be a head banging kind of night.

What, are you going to start trying to convince Cosmored that we really did land on the moon?

[JudynTX]

It's alarming at the number of hatred threads being posted around here lately.

[bus driver]

i am selling my vote for president to the highest bidder

[Mitt Romney]

i am selling my vote for president to the highest bidder

$10,000..?

[bus driver]

$10,000..?

no, you need to come up with more money than that; if you were a commoner than maybe

[Wild Cobra]

That's why Obama is president. Too many people sold their vote to him!

[JudynTX]

I don't plan on voting this year.

[mrsmaalox]

Next Wednesday, Oct 24th, will be one year since my mama passed away. It hasn't been easy, but I guess I'm getting used to the fact that she is gone. But I am in no way getting used to my dad's freaking erratic behavior or the constant bs drama from my aunts -----does that part ever end? :bang

[bus driver]

That's why Obama is president. Too many people sold their vote to him!


u should do the same thing, it is tax free also.
r u can keep voting and be a :sucker

[silverblk mystix]

Didn't want to start a new thread- but this made me lol

5mo2NCyqDN8

[bus driver]

hate the extra tip line on a receipt. was the mandatory tip not enough?
my bill was almost $65 and the tip was almost $12, is this not enough? i am going to stop going out because of this tip thing; its frustrating.

[cantthinkofanything]

hate the extra tip line on a receipt. was the mandatory tip not enough?
my bill was almost $65 and the tip was almost $12, is this not enough? i am going to stop going out because of this tip thing; its frustrating.

x2

And those fucking places where you order and pick up your food at the counter. You really want to goad me in to tipping there.
Just had an idea. I think I'm going to start writing in negative numbers and then lower the total. See if that works.

[bus driver]

x2

And those fucking places where you order and pick up your food at the counter. You really want to goad me in to tipping there.
Just had an idea. I think I'm going to start writing in negative numbers and then lower the total. See if that works.

:lmao

[Wild Cobra]

hate the extra tip line on a receipt. was the mandatory tip not enough?
my bill was almost $65 and the tip was almost $12, is this not enough? i am going to stop going out because of this tip thing; its frustrating.
Stop going to places with a mandatory calculated tip. Sit down, when you read the terms or they tell you, tell them sorry and walk away. If enough people do that...

[Wild Cobra]

Looks like my WS6's LS1 engine suffered "hydro-lock." Should have changed the starter myself, in place, instead of having it towed to the shop.

[Mitt Romney]

I don't plan on voting this year.

Thank you for your support. Another vote for me.

[bus driver]

Stop going to places with a mandatory calculated tip. Sit down, when you read the terms or they tell you, tell them sorry and walk away. If enough people do that...

i dont hate the calculated tip, in fact i like it because i dont have to decide what is fair or what not. i just hate the extra tip line, because it will make me look more like a cheap ass if i dont put anything.


side note:

When is the troll forum coming back? :pctoss
i have some women to rate!

[JudynTX]

Thank you for your support. Another vote for me.

You both suck.

[JoeChalupa]

side note:

When is the troll forum coming back? :pctoss
i have some women to rate!

:lol

[JudynTX]

I never liked the name Sandy.

[bus driver]

pancakes or french toast, which do you prefer?

http://www.seriouseats.com/recipes/images/20090308pancakes.jpg

or
http://www.jdfoods.net/upload/1276895333-Bacon%20French%20Toast.jpg


i am a french toast kind of person

[Wild Cobra]

I never liked the name Sandy.
The only woman I ever fell for... I mean really fell for... Her name was sandi!

[CheapBastard]

Gonna hit Soupersalad for lunch today with my $4.99 coupon.

[mrsmaalox]

Gonna hit Soupersalad for lunch today with my $4.99 coupon.

Nice! I'm gonna hit up the Target my son works at----Yay for his employee discount!

[clambake]

The only woman I ever fell for... I mean really fell for... Her name was sandi!

no, his name was dusty.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

pancakes or french toast, which do you prefer?

http://www.seriouseats.com/recipes/images/20090308pancakes.jpg

or
http://www.jdfoods.net/upload/1276895333-Bacon%20French%20Toast.jpg


i am a french toast kind of person
french pancakes :tu

[Wild Cobra]

no, his name was dusty.
You're stalking the wrong person. That dude isn't me that you're watching.

[JudynTX]

Is it Friday yet?

[bus driver]

french pancakes :tu

french pancakes......interesting concept

i need a day off

[JoeChalupa]

Another Chuy's opening in January? I wasn't impressed with the one off of I-35 near the Forum.

[desflood]

Well, I've been in nursing school a little over a month now and Holy Jesus, I didn't think it was even possible to be this busy! It's trippy, but in a fun sort of way sometimes. Every Tuesday at the long-term care facility is similar though - some elderly gentleman needs a shower (usually two or three gentlemen actually), a bunch of adult undergarments need to be changed, and the same nice demented lady needs to be stopped from getting naked at the nurses' station. Tuesday nights are always the same too: :jekka

[mrsmaalox]

Looking to rent a cute little house in Killeen? I need a new tenant, will be there showing and doing some work on it Sat and Sun. Anyone??

[JoeChalupa]

I'll be picking up "The Amazing Spiderman" at RedBox on the way home tonight.

[johnsmith]

Another Chuy's opening in January? I wasn't impressed with the one off of I-35 near the Forum.

I like Chuy's. It's not good Mexican food, but it's good Tex-Mex anyway.

[Fabbs]

pancakes or french toast, which do you prefer?
i am a french toast kind of person
potatoe pancakes.

[Fabbs]

I have garlic farts at this present time.

[mojorizen7]

Where's my bourbon?!

[DMC]

Austantonio I said

[JudynTX]

Started decorating my office for Christmas.

[bus driver]

Started decorating my office for Christmas.

the big retails got you brainwashed :depressed




i have officially given up on going to the speed limit on SA highways.
i gave it my best to go the 65 or higher but there is too many 40 MPHers out there.
Let it be known that the bus driver will now drive 40 MPH on the highway like the rest of the city .

[JudynTX]

the big retails got you brainwashed :depressed

You have it all wrong. The last time I did Black Friday was about 4 yrs ago and it was to get a new TV. There isn't anything else we need. :lol
I'm not gonna get trampled on for $2.00 slippers and a $3.00 flash drive.

[mrsmaalox]

I am sooo efficient I fit $300 worth of groceries AND a 40 lb bag of dog food into 1 seat of a 2 seat car :cooldevil

[JudynTX]

Have you shopped at Trader Joe's yet?

[Cochina]

Do they take lone star cards?

[mrsmaalox]

No I have not. But I'm loving the Whole Foods at the Vineyard---especially the BAR inside and being able to grocery shop while sipping a craft brew! It's GENIUS!

[bus driver]

The last time I did Black Friday was about 4 yrs ago and it was to get a new TV.


You ain't got to lie JudyTX, you ain't got to lie...

[JudynTX]

No I have not. But I'm loving the Whole Foods at the Vineyard---especially the BAR inside and being able to grocery shop while sipping a craft brew! It's GENIUS!

Wait? What? The one at the Quarry doesn't have a bar. :ihit

[bus driver]

I am sooo efficient I fit $300 worth of groceries AND a 40 lb bag of dog food into 1 seat of a 2 seat car :cooldevil

$300 worth of groceries, you all must be stoners. :smokin

[mrsmaalox]

Wait? What? The one at the Quarry doesn't have a bar. :ihit

Yes!! A local craftbrew and wine bar! It's the greatest thing evah ;)

[mrsmaalox]

$300 worth of groceries, you all must be stoners. :smokin

I have 3 teenagers!

(and I'm the only stoner lol)

[bus driver]

on my xmas wish list

http://www.redriderleglamps.com/images/products/Major-Award-Gold-Model-2011.jpg

[JudynTX]

I feel like I have to take a shower whenever I read a thread or post from Lebomb.:huh

[JudynTX]

Damn it, I gotta catch up on Boardwalk Empire!!!

[Fabbs]

I just ate a Marie Calanders choc cream pie.
The whole thing!

[JoeChalupa]

Making glazed carrots for the office potluck.

[bus driver]

i shook this guys hand and now my hands smells like his cologne. need to wash my hands

[Boris]

ICarly is ending.

[DeadlyDynasty]

I remember Marvin Gaye used to sing to me, he had me feeling like black was the thing to be

[baseline bum]

Suddenly the ghetto didn't seem so rough, and though we had it tough, we always had enough.

[Gutter92]

I have 3 teenagers!

(and I'm the only stoner lol)


Aww, your ignorance is cute :)

[mrsmaalox]

Aww, your ignorance is cute :)

You mean my kids? Naw, all 3 have been drug tested in the last couple of months; 2 for their jobs and one consented to his doctor as part of an experimental ADD drug trial.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

ICarly is ending.

At least we got Emily Ratajkowski out of that......

[JudynTX]

Have the Christmas spirit in my office.

[koriwhat]

painting some tattoo flash... what a pain in the ass but what a rewarding thing when it's all done and you reap the rewards of selling prints and hanging the original up or selling it too.

[JudynTX]

painting some tattoo flash... what a pain in the ass but what a rewarding thing when it's all done and you reap the rewards of selling prints and hanging the original up or selling it too.

Why don't you try out for the show Ink Master?

[cantthinkofanything]

Why don't you try out for the show Ink Master?

you mean, "Ink Master Bater".