The completely random thought thread - Part 1

[marini martini]

Scored BIG today! :tu

[I. Hustle]

Scored BIG today! :tu

;) You're welcome. Ice yourself down and try not to walk more than you have to.

[mrsmaalox]

Blechhh, chicken.

[mrsmaalox]

Scored BIG today! :tu

Maui wowee? ;)

[DeadlyDynasty]

Blechhh, chicken.
Your cooking sucks?

[Dicktater]

.

[mrsmaalox]

Your cooking sucks?

Of course not, my cooking is excellent! I'm just not in the mood for chicken.

[mrsmaalox]

I slept much too late :sleep

[Blue Jew]

I slept much too late :sleep

And now you missed the Holocaust!

[JudynTX]

Debating if I should take Wednesday off too?

[bus driver]

^
hell ya, one day work week for me

[I. Hustle]

2 days for me. HTF did I end up working on Mon and Fri? Maybe it's me but that just seems horribly wrong. If you take any days off those two should be the days.

[JudynTX]

2 days for me. HTF did I end up working on Mon and Fri? Maybe it's me but that just seems horribly wrong. If you take any days off those two should be the days.

Now THAT totally sucks.

[RD2191]

Does maalox have nudez???

[I. Hustle]

Does maalox have nudez???

Yes.

Please don't ask for them.
Maybe she sent them to someone else.

Maybe she didn't.
Eh. Who knows?

[RD2191]

Yes.

Please don't ask for them.
Maybe she sent them to someone else.

Maybe she didn't.
Eh. who knows.

:lol

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Man, brown rice for a couple of days really makes some productive movements :D

[Spur-Addict]

Billy Ray Valentine, Capricorn.

[mrsmaalox]

My fridge is packed, can't fit another thing in there. We must eat more pie!

[JudynTX]

This should be easy street for the next two weeks.

[bus driver]

got alot of spam email

[JudynTX]

It sure is nice and quiet around here today. :D

[Viva Las Espuelas]

did someone get pinked?

[JudynTX]

I'm buying lunch!

[mrsmaalox]

I'm buying lunch!

Where should we all meet you?

[cantthinkofanything]

My fridge is packed, can't fit another thing in there. We must eat more pie!


LOL. missed this at first.

[DeadlyDynasty]

Got mah security clearance...going to Dallas on the 8th or 16th:cry

[JudynTX]

I just like a little hot chocolate in my whipped cream.

[JudynTX]

:lol That sounds so erotic.

[mrsmaalox]

:( Burned my popcorn. Now this place reeks!

[Floyd Pacquiao]

I like wearing cold weather clothes and accessories tbh

[JudynTX]

Karma is a bitch.

[mrsmaalox]

Karma is a bitch.

The great equalizer! ;)

[TeyshaBlue]

May have my man card revoked. I can't build a fire in the fireplace worth a shit.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Uh, its fire plus wood.

[I. Hustle]

Karma is a bitch.

http://www.everyjoe.com/wp-content/gallery/instant-karma-gifs/instant-karma-examples-2.gif

[I. Hustle]

May have my man card revoked. I can't build a fire in the fireplace worth a shit.

Are you doing it right? Here is what I do. Crumble up some paper under the wood. Make sure there is some apace in between the logs for air to get in. Then pour about a gallon to a gallon and a half of gasoline all over the wood (or pre soak your wood for a couple of days in gas). Then take a regular wooden match and voila! Heat!

[JudynTX]

May have my man card revoked. I can't build a fire in the fireplace worth a shit.

My EX could build a fire ok, it was remembering to open the chute where he would fuck up. Make-out session turns into a room full of smoke. WTF? :lmao

[I. Hustle]

My EX could build a fire ok, it was remembering to open the chute where he would fuck up. Make-out session turns into a room full of smoke. WTF? :lmao

How many times to I have to apologize?! Get over it already.

[JudynTX]

How many times to I have to apologize?! Get over it already.

It was like buzz kill. :D

[bus driver]

whats for lunch today???
maybe whataburger

[I. Hustle]

It was like buzz kill. :D

Once I put on that spandex and you teased your hair it felt like an 80's rock video though, right? I mean with Bj's and anal though.

[I. Hustle]

whats for lunch today???
maybe whataburger

Come pick me up. I don't feel like driving. Are we going to the one by 410 and 151? Be careful if so. There are hooligan's that hang out at the Lowes there.

[mrsmaalox]

:lol "hooligans"

[I. Hustle]

ne'er-do-wells?


That bitch never picked me up either. I had a Whataburgerless lunch.

[The Gemini Method]

My home brew will be finished by the end of this month...wonder if it'll be good. If not, hopefully the next one will!

[bus driver]

Come pick me up. I don't feel like driving. Are we going to the one by 410 and 151? Be careful if so. There are hooligan's that hang out at the Lowes there.

we went to bills :depressed

should have picked u up and gone to WB. i am not afraid of the west side

[I. Hustle]

AAHHHHH you big lug. You're forgiven.

[I. Hustle]

Is it wrong if when I sit down I get turned on because my pener goes under my thigh and rubs between my thigh and my chair?

[JudynTX]

And you're a damn liar. :lol ^^^

[I. Hustle]

And you're a damn liar. :lol ^^^

What?! You go ahead and describe it to them then. You probably know it better than I do. ;)

[JudynTX]

I have a bad memory.

[I. Hustle]

Well then... a refresher is needed.

[bus driver]

wasted money going out last night to watch the fuckn cowboys lose. :pctoss
couldve stayed home and drink for free and watch them lose. :bang

[I. Hustle]

wasted money going out last night to watch the fuckn cowboys lose. :pctoss
couldve stayed home and drink for free and watch them lose. :bang

http://media3.giphy.com/media/VjqNtkg7kSZGM/giphy.gif

[JudynTX]

8 days to go.

[I. Hustle]

8 days to go.

Until Christmas???!!!

[mrsmaalox]

Craving movie popcorn!

[I. Hustle]

Craving movie popcorn!

Is it because I always poke a hole on the bottom of the bucket and sit it on my lap when we go?

[marini martini]

^. :lmao.

[Spur-Addict]

Bonita Applebum

[bus driver]

^
made me think of applebees; went there the other day and that place sucks ass.

[TDMVPDPOY]

truthbomb?
http://ist2-2.filesor.com/pimpandhost.com/6/5/3/8/65387/1/N/H/z/1NHzw/PutASmile.jpg

[JudynTX]

It's a nice surprise not to see so many circle jerk threads around.

[mrsmaalox]

It's a nice surprise not to see so many circle jerk threads around.

It's a shame that someone had to die to achieve it but oh well....

[JudynTX]

:lol

[The Gemini Method]

Music makes the workday go faster...thank you Bonobo and Vampire Weekend!

[JudynTX]

My last work week!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :hat

[bus driver]

is it lunch time already? still need to xmas shop but the shopping places have been packed as fuck. oh well there is always next yr

[I. Hustle]

It's a nice surprise not to see so many circle jerk threads around.


It's a shame that someone had to die to achieve it but oh well....

I'm on it! How intense do you want it?

[I. Hustle]

is it lunch time already? still need to xmas shop but the shopping places have been packed as fuck. oh well there is always next yr

Yes, it is lunch time.

[Spur-Addict]

^
made me think of applebees; went there the other day and that place sucks ass.

Hell yeah Applebee's is terrible. I had the curbside to go like 3 months ago, and I'll never go back.

[mrsmaalox]

The stupid. Sometimes I really bring it :bang

[cantthinkofanything]

Hell yeah Applebee's is terrible. I had the curbside to go like 3 months ago, and I'll never go back.

lol ordering curbside to go from Applebees. I can't even fathom the thought process.

[Winehole23]

http://s3-media1.ak.yelpcdn.com/bphoto/JXt2tXbNviOXvkO-uc7nOQ/l.jpg

Consome de cabrito, Taqueria Taco More (https://www.google.com/maps/preview/uv?hl=en&pb=!1s0x8644cbdda8604f7b:0xee07824b5059b177!2m5!2m 2!1i80!2i80!3m1!2i100!3m1!7e1!4shttps://plus.google.com/105303843283198182941/photos?hl%3Den%26socfid%3Dweb:lu:kp:placepageimage %26socpid%3D1!5staqueria+taco+more+-+Google+Search&sa=X&ei=73ywUt3uC4ff2AX-24CYCQ&ved=0CJ0BEKIqMBA)

[I. Hustle]

http://s3-media1.ak.yelpcdn.com/bphoto/JXt2tXbNviOXvkO-uc7nOQ/l.jpg

Consome de cabrito, Taqueria Taco More (https://www.google.com/maps/preview/uv?hl=en&pb=!1s0x8644cbdda8604f7b:0xee07824b5059b177!2m5!2m 2!1i80!2i80!3m1!2i100!3m1!7e1!4shttps://plus.google.com/105303843283198182941/photos?hl%3Den%26socfid%3Dweb:lu:kp:placepageimage %26socpid%3D1!5staqueria+taco+more+-+Google+Search&sa=X&ei=73ywUt3uC4ff2AX-24CYCQ&ved=0CJ0BEKIqMBA)

O
M
G
That looks effin delicious. I could really go for that right now. Where is that?

[cantthinkofanything]

O
M
G
That looks effin delicious. I could really go for that right now. Where is that?

looks like Pancho's.

[Spur-Addict]

lol ordering curbside to go from Applebees. I can't even fathom the thought process.

Group thought tbh. I'd never consider that as an individual. Mob rules sometimes, but thinking positively, it has been ruled out permanently :lol

[I. Hustle]

looks like Pancho's.

What? You crazy, dog.

[The Gemini Method]

This jet fuel coffee I'm drinking is like meth...sans the pockmarks and missing teeth.

[Winehole23]

O
M
G
That looks effin delicious. I could really go for that right now. Where is that?two locations in Austin, East Riverside Drive and the Parkfield address embedded above. gotta love the ambulance parked in front.

[Winehole23]

if you go to the East Riverside location, be sure to check out Panaderia "Tavira" before you leave the shopping center.

[cantthinkofanything]

What? You crazy, dog.

yeah. that looks tasty as hell. I think I saw the number and then thought of the Pancho's flag. But maybe we should speculate on getting drunk in front of one's daughter.

[I. Hustle]

if you go to the East Riverside location, be sure to check out Panaderia "Tavira" before you leave the shopping center.

Years ago I used to live right down the street from there.

[bus driver]

too much work and only two full days left of work; i am going out of control. oh well time to start looking at the lunch menus

[mrsmaalox]

too much work and only two full days left of work; i am going out of control. oh well time to start looking at the lunch menus

Ha, you ain't the only one! I'll just sit here quietly sipping my tea while everyone around me freaks out.

[JudynTX]

I'll be on vacation in 3 hours. Suck on that!

[mrsmaalox]

I don't have a Christmas tree yet :cry

[bus driver]

I'll be on vacation in 3 hours. Suck on that!
u sux


JJ have a good xmas

I don't have a Christmas tree yet :cry

grinch, at least you dont have a holiday tree :lmao

[mrsmaalox]

grinch, at least you dont have a holiday tree :lmao

Whatever tree it is, it's in my attic and I don't have anyone to bring it down. I would consider passing up on the tree and just decorating but all that stuff is up there too :(

[BigZak]

i wish the 24th would get here so i can do some christmas shopping.

[cantthinkofanything]

Hobby Lobby is a clusterfuck to check out of. Every fucking purchase in front of me requires a manager to come approve. On the plus side, there seem to be a lot of attractive patrons.

[mrsmaalox]

Yay cookie baking day!!

[Spur-Addict]

Lost my wallet last night, damn.

[RD2191]

My nephew is a wild man.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

My nephew is a wild man.

Asshole sore today?

[ashbeeigh]

What's the thread even about? Are there SparkNotes to get caught up?

[DeadlyDynasty]

What's the thread even about? Are there SparkNotes to get caught up?
I've become more awesome than before, and will be taking my talents overseas in January. Other than that, people are hungry and hate their jobs

[mrsmaalox]

2 months from today.....sunning and snorkeling on an island off of Honduras....that will be me :)

[marini martini]

.......and ME!:toast

[bigzak25]

Lucky ladies!

[marini martini]

You and cowboy need to come on board! :lol

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Hopefully, they'll wipe it off, as well.

[mrsmaalox]

Nosebleed :( Losing blood at an alarming rate....feeling weak.......

[marini martini]

Tilt your head back honey!

[I. Hustle]

Next time I won't pinch your nose so hard. Sorry.

[JudynTX]

Did anyone miss me? :(

[Spur-Addict]

It's painful watching fast eaters

[bus driver]

^
i have a fat friend and he gets in the zone when he eats. almost animal like. you ask him questions and he grunts and moans as a response. but he is a fast eater too

[Spur-Addict]

^
i have a fat friend and he gets in the zone when he eats. almost animal like. you ask him questions and he grunts and moans as a response. but he is a fast eater too

It's like they go into some sort of prehistoric trance :lol

[marini martini]

I have a skinny friend, whom I suspect is bulimic. I swear to god when she eats, she closes her eyes and looks like she's having a food-gasim. Very weird.

[Spur-Addict]

It can get to the point where I no longer want to eat anymore. If I'm not eating, and I witness it I'm repulsed regardless. I'm not referring to drunk eating, everyone gets a pass on that. :lol

By no means am I saying everyone has to use the right fork for the right dish, and talk with an accent of some sort, but just have some common decency. The food isn't going to jump off the plate.

[CuckingFunt]

I wouldn't go so far as to say that fast eating disgusts me. Not unless it is also particularly messy or sloppy. But I'm very happy it's not a habit I've developed; I like finishing dinner without feeling overly full and knowing that I took time to enjoy what I was eating.

[bus driver]

my fat friend will also lick his fingers....LOL. he has turned fast eating into an art form.

[mrsmaalox]

I think I'm kind of a fast eater, but I'm not a glutton about it. Not every meal is social or even anything special. I eat because I have to, I'm hungry. But a quick bite of something decent is plenty, I don't need anything fancy or even to sit down for more than 5 minutes. Unless it's a Sunday morn with my family, certain occasions or a special person and/or a special place, I'm not interested in lingering over food.

[I. Hustle]

It can get to the point where I no longer want to eat anymore. If I'm not eating, and I witness it I'm repulsed regardless. I'm not referring to drunk eating, everyone gets a pass on that. :lol

By no means am I saying everyone has to use the right fork for the right dish, and talk with an accent of some sort, but just have some common decency. The food isn't going to jump off the plate.

For a second there I was self conscious.

[I. Hustle]

I think I'm kind of a fast eater, but I'm not a glutton about it. Not every meal is social or even anything special. I eat because I have to, I'm hungry. But a quick bite of something decent is plenty, I don't need anything fancy or even to sit down for more than 5 minutes. Unless it's a Sunday morn with my family, certain occasions or a special person and/or a special place, I'm not interested in lingering over food.

Tell me about it! Most of the time we aren't in the restaurant for 5 minutes before you try rushing me home and upstairs.

[Spur-Addict]

For a second there I was self conscious.

Drunk eating can quickly turn into a scene from The Walking Dead :rollin

[I. Hustle]

Drunk eating can quickly turn into a scene from The Walking Dead :rollin

Especially on a burrito or some King Kong nachos

[CuckingFunt]

Drunk eating can quickly turn into a scene from The Walking Dead :rollin

Though it's not as bad as drunk cooking. Woke up hungover one time to find two gas burners still blazing away from when my friend and I decided that making top ramen shitfaced at 3:00am was the best idea ever.

[Spur-Addict]

Though it's not as bad as drunk cooking. Woke up hungover one time to find two gas burners still blazing away from when my friend and I decided that making top ramen shitfaced at 3:00am was the best idea ever.

I've done that too, but instead it was the oven itself. Additionally, I left the oven door open so we all know how that ended. A 425 degree kitchen in the morning

[blkroadrunners]

I have more than enough rewards points for a gift card from my credit card. Which steakhouse should I choose: Morton's or Ruth's Chris?

[mrsmaalox]

I don't care how cold or wet it is outside or how many truffles get waved under my nose, I will NOT give in. I only have 45 days left to look fabulous in my red bathing suit :)

[bus driver]

I have more than enough rewards points for a gift card from my credit card. Which steakhouse should I choose: Morton's or Ruth's Chris?

had salt grass prime rib yesterday. it was good



I don't care how cold or wet it is outside or how many truffles get waved under my nose, I will NOT give in. I only have 45 days left to look fabulous in my red bathing suit :)
trying to get into game shape; nice :toast

[blkroadrunners]

had salt grass prime rib yesterday. it was good



I didn't see a gift card for them I don't think..

[JudynTX]

Are you always a dick or do you just play one on the internet?

[I. Hustle]

Are you always a dick or do you just play one on the internet?

Pretty much always. I try my best to keep it the same. THere have been times where I have strayed away but not often and not for very long. Would you like to taste me?

[marini martini]

:lol

[JudynTX]

Monkey see, monkey do around here.

[I. Hustle]

Monkey see, monkey do around here.

You never answered me

[mrsmaalox]

What to do, what to do? Cut my hair? Keep it long?

[I. Hustle]

What to do, what to do? Cut my hair? Keep it long?

As long as I have enough to pull I am fine with whatever decision you make.

[JudynTX]

You never answered me

No

[I. Hustle]

No

No, you didn't.

[JudynTX]

No, you didn't.

No, I don't want to taste you.

[I. Hustle]

No, I don't want to taste you.

Well I just won't ask again.

http://gifs.gifbin.com/082012/1344278069_the_man_with_the_worlds_stretchiest_ski n__garry_turner.gif

[mrsmaalox]

Damn! I just saw Brad Pitt on an interview show. He is at the absolute peak of his HOTNESS. Wow.

[JudynTX]

Well I just won't ask again.

http://gifs.gifbin.com/082012/1344278069_the_man_with_the_worlds_stretchiest_ski n__garry_turner.gif

Seriously, where do you find these gifs? :lol

[bus driver]

i want to eat some good hot wings.....

[mrsmaalox]

Ugh, giant horse pill stuck in my throat :(

[RD2191]

Ugh, giant horse pill stuck in my throat :(

Good luck, I got a frito lodged in my throat about a month ago and I can still feel that son of a bitch. Maybe I should see a doc. :lol

[bus driver]

the more i read the news, the more i realize that i hate people :depressed



on a happy note; i have eaten like a fish today. and i am eating cod for dinner :wakeup

[Spur-Addict]

I'm becoming a fan of Oat Bread

[I. Hustle]

http://www.mysanantonio.com/news/local/article/San-Antonio-weatherman-utters-racially-5149307.php

[The Gemini Method]

The fire out here is making the sky blood red--that's not a good sight.

[Spur-Addict]

Keep fuckin' that chicken

[TE]

The night is young, tbh

[bus driver]

two more weeks to paid day; i would have gone 6 weeks w/o pay.
almost time for all meat barbacoa

[Spur-Addict]

Today is a day certainly worthy of cracking open a nice bottle. Bourbon

[vander]

happened upon that 30 for 30 about Kerrigan/Harding. that was some good stuff, highly paid writers couldn't come up with drama like that.

[cantthinkofanything]

happened upon that 30 for 30 about Kerrigan/Harding. that was some good stuff, highly paid writers couldn't come up with drama like that.

this is the "random" thought thread, not the shitty thought thread.

[mrsmaalox]

this is the "random" thought thread, not the shitty thought thread.

Well skimming over the thread activities from yesterday it appears some severely butthurt posters consider any thread a shitty thought thread.

[JudynTX]

What a shitty day.

[bus driver]

what's up with la cantera? that place has turned into little mexico; did obama open up the borders?

[I. Hustle]

what's up with la cantera? that place has turned into little mexico; did obama open up the borders?

All you have to do is look at the area that it's in. They put it in the heart of Little L.A.

[Spur-Addict]

People full of excuses, complaints, and self deprecation are annoying. Jump start your fuckin' heart.

[JudynTX]

I don't think I.hustle likes me anymore.

[mrsmaalox]

Someone needs to clear out some pm's. That is, if they want my pm. In reply to theirs.

[N0 LyF3 ScRuB]

Should I buy an eight of some good good or a half gal of some fine tequilla tomorrow?

[cantthinkofanything]

Should I buy an eight of some good good or a half gal of some fine tequilla tomorrow?

If you have to choose, you can't afford either.

[N0 LyF3 ScRuB]

If you have to choose, you can't afford either.

Lol or I don't wanna spend a hundred bucks on booze/bud.....

[mrsmaalox]

Someone needs to clear out some pm's. That is, if they want my pm. In reply to theirs.

[The Gemini Method]

This cold is still making me feel miserable. I should've stayed home today...

[JudynTX]

Same shit, different day.

[mrsmaalox]

Eddie Izzard, July 2, Majestic. Yes, I have tickets. :smokin

[JudynTX]

I think I'm going to need happy hour.

[Venti Quattro]

Why does every thread wherein ChumpDumper and silverblk mystix post become a long and drawn-out exercise in futility?

[CuckingFunt]

Why does every thread wherein ChumpDumper and silverblk mystix post become a long and drawn-out exercise in futility?

Because SBM is one of the people posting in the thread.

[DeadlyDynasty]

Had cracked conch today (first time) in the Bahamas...I wanna move there now.

[JudynTX]

Why does every thread wherein ChumpDumper and silverblk mystix post become a long and drawn-out exercise in futility?

This is the ONLY THREAD we are safe from their shenanigans.

[I. Hustle]

Had cracked conch today (first time) in the Bahamas...I wanna move there now.

Is that code for Island vagina?

[mrsmaalox]

The only reason I got out of bed just now is because I need to find some food.

[I. Hustle]

Eddie Izzard, July 2, Majestic. Yes, I have tickets. :smokin

What should I wear?

[mrsmaalox]

What should I wear?

Drag might be appropriate :)

[ashbeeigh]

Eddie Izzard, July 2, Majestic. Yes, I have tickets. :smokin

Ugh. I got that e-mail but ignored it and now I can't get good enough seats to see him. :(

[I. Hustle]

Drag might be appropriate :)

Uummmm not really my style.

As weirded out of that stuff as I am I think Izzard is hilarious

[mrsmaalox]

Ugh. I got that e-mail but ignored it and now I can't get good enough seats to see him. :(


Uummmm not really my style.

As weirded out of that stuff as I am I think Izzard is hilarious

I've seen him in NYC off Broadway a couple of times, but this will be my first stand up experience :)

[I. Hustle]

but this will be my first stand up experience :)

oh yeah


Allow me to introduce myself

[ashbeeigh]

I've seen him in NYC off Broadway a couple of times, but this will be my first stand up experience :)

I'm just a mega seat snob now. We were front row for Aziz this past Monday and have been VIP for Drake and front row for Bruno Mars so unless it's like right there I'm not going to be happy. Ha.

[I. Hustle]

I'm just a mega seat snob now. We were front row for Aziz this past Monday and have been VIP for Drake and front row for Bruno Mars so unless it's like right there I'm not going to be happy. Ha.

I used to hate people like you...


until I started to get those seats. I went to a spurs game recently for free and the tickets were up high in the 200's. I ended up telling my buddy to go hang out in the bar area. I'm too used to lower level now. S-N-O-B

[mrsmaalox]

I'm pretty much the same way about seats (gotta get the aisle too) so I subscribe to all the presales and always buy on the first day.

[ashbeeigh]

I used to hate people like you...


until I started to get those seats. I went to a spurs game recently for free and the tickets were up high in the 200's. I ended up telling my buddy to go hang out in the bar area. I'm too used to lower level now. S-N-O-B

Ha! I have had good Spurs seats and love them. I can do lower rows of the 200s for Spurs games but anything that's like Section 220 row 12 or something is a no go.


I'm pretty much the same way about seats (gotta get the aisle too) so I subscribe to all the presales and always buy on the first day.


Yeees. I just assumed Eddie was going to be in Austin and since it's close Ticketmaster e-mailed me. I am over driving 2/3 hours for concerts. I did that like 3 times last year.

[TDMVPDPOY]

dont understand people who work and waste every paycheck on pussy, pussy that only feeds on money whoever can feed them that day, so ur just another person feeding that pussy any day of the week

yet the pussy that help you come into this world and nurtured you, you dont help support

everyday walking past these charity events see all these elderly people begging for food and shit, while their children are living it up or wasting paycheck on pussy that hasnt done shit for them...

bastard children will always be bastard childen

[I. Hustle]

dont understand people who work and waste every paycheck on pussy, pussy that only feeds on money whoever can feed them that day, so ur just another person feeding that pussy any day of the week

yet the pussy that help you come into this world and nurtured you, you dont help support

everyday walking past these charity events see all these elderly people begging for food and shit, while their children are living it up or wasting paycheck on pussy that hasnt done shit for them...

bastard children will always be bastard childen

lol wtf?

[Rogue]

dont understand people who work and waste every paycheck on pussy, pussy that only feeds on money whoever can feed them that day, so ur just another person feeding that pussy any day of the week

yet the pussy that help you come into this world and nurtured you, you dont help support

everyday walking past these charity events see all these elderly people begging for food and shit, while their children are living it up or wasting paycheck on pussy that hasnt done shit for them...

bastard children will always be bastard childen
you're certainly not a bastard child, we know it, TDMVPDPOY... you pay tribute to the pussy that bought you to this world on a regular basis, in various forms including but not limited to money, caress, semen etc...

So, why not go back and fuck your mom some more?

[TDMVPDPOY]

you're certainly not a bastard child, we know it, TDMVPDPOY... you pay tribute to the pussy that bought you to this world on a regular basis, in various forms including but not limited to money, caress, semen etc...

So, why not go back and fuck your mom some more?
lol this commie

[xmas1997]

Because SBM is one of the people posting in the thread.

An obvious bias here I see.
If you were completely non biased and rational you would see the blame is equally spread.
You are typical of the idiots on this site from what I've read of your posts, and rarely post anything of consequence.
Neither guy apparently likes the other and they keep egging each other on, if one is perfectly reasonable about the issue, regardless who started the feud in the first place.
It is what it is, and neither will admit to anything connected with it, other than it wasn't their fault.

[xmas1997]

lol this commie


And so, another childish juvenile comment out of the mouth of an idiot, an ignorant one at that!
:lol

[RD2191]

Kidney pain, holy crap I think I'm going to pass out.:sick

[CuckingFunt]

An obvious bias here I see.
If you were completely non biased and rational you would see the blame is equally spread.
You are typical of the idiots on this site from what I've read of your posts, and rarely post anything of consequence.
Neither guy apparently likes the other and they keep egging each other on, if one is perfectly reasonable about the issue, regardless who started the feud in the first place.
It is what it is, and neither will admit to anything connected with it, other than it wasn't their fault.

Yeah. I could be a biased idiot. Or I could have been making a joke. Either one.

[xmas1997]

Yeah. I could be a biased idiot. Or I could have been making a joke. Either one.

If so, then why only mention SBM and not Chump?
Are you afraid of offending Chump and calling it like it really is.
If you had mentioned both it might have been humorous, but instead it came off as a lame one sided attempt at humor.
Just saying.
And I'm not picking sides. I consider both characters as internet friends.

[CuckingFunt]

If so, then why only mention SBM and not Chump?
Are you afraid of offending Chump and calling it like it really is.
If you had mentioned both it might have been humorous, but instead it came off as a lame one sided attempt at humor.
Just saying.
And I'm not picking sides. I consider both characters as internet friends.

I said exactly what I wanted to say. It's okay that you don't agree and/or don't find it humorous.

[JudynTX]

Jesus H Christ. It just never stops.

[Rogue]

Kidney pain, holy crap I think I'm going to pass out.:sick
If you start to drink less alcohol and fuck less bitches you'll feel significantly better, tbh.

[mrsmaalox]

12 days counting and I'm gone. Belize. Beach. Beer.

[ashbeeigh]

Speaking of the the Majestic and comedy....Cheech and Chong presale tickets are out.

[JudynTX]

I could go for an Almond Joy cupcake right now.

[CuckingFunt]

Saw a guy walking around the French Quarter today wearing a Spurs t-shirt and a Lakers jacket. Didn't think such a thing was even possible.

[bigzak25]

If you start to drink less alcohol and fuck less bitches you'll feel significantly better, tbh.

It didn't feel that great.

[bigzak25]

My bestfriend reytrain got humped by chong at rivercenter...

[bigzak25]

I quit drinking friday night, but I'm back on da sauce on a sunday night. I'm takin it easy though...only 4 24's
..

[DeadlyDynasty]

I measured my penis today...first time since high school

[CuckingFunt]

I measured my penis today...first time since high school

Request?

Curiosity?

Keeping a growth chart?

[Reck]

Request?

Curiosity?

Keeping a growth chart?

You seem awfully intrigue. lol

[CuckingFunt]

You seem awfully intrigue. lol

Intrigued by the motivation, not the result.

[DeadlyDynasty]

Motivation is I saw Porky's yesterday (random DVD watch).

It was unseasonably cold in Miami today.

[TDMVPDPOY]

lol these thuglife clowns who cry when the law catches upto them

lol friends brother groupie shot some clown in the leg groin area, amputated a leg and dick...failed robbery attempt of someshit....shot some clown who was a prosecutor or judges son...lol goodluck looking for fair trial...no one is snitching, might as well give the group a life term

[JudynTX]

I'm so annoyed with my family right now.

[mrsmaalox]

Vacation countdown week!! When I wake up next Monday morning it'll be all white sandy beaches and the crystal clear turquoise blue water of the Caribbean...

[JudynTX]

I guess winter is over here. :(

[I. Hustle]

Vacation countdown week!! When I wake up next Monday morning it'll be all white sandy beaches and the crystal clear turquoise blue water of the Caribbean...

Ugh I can't wait until we get there. Once we are there though the time will fly.

[I. Hustle]

I guess winter is over here. :(

Where? I want to go where winter is!!!

[mrsmaalox]

Ugh I can't wait until we get there. Once we are there though the time will fly.

Sorry to break it to you like this but "we" won't be getting anywhere. I'm going, you're staying :D

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Ugh I can't wait until we get there. Once we are there though the time will fly.


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[Reck]

I made a fool out of myself today. Dumbass me.

[The Reckoning]

i'm jacked up on mtn dew

[Avante]

I;m thinking....

Will Tyreek Hill break all the sprint records at Oklahoma State, he already has the indoor 60 record.

[I. Hustle]

I;m thinking....

Will Tyreek Hill break all the sprint records at Oklahoma State, he already has the indoor 60 record.

I'm thinking...

stfu
stfu
stfu
stfu
stfu
stfu
stfu

[Avante]

I'm thinking...

stfu
stfu
stfu
stfu
stfu
stfu
stfu

Dude.....random thoughts...ok?

What's this shit asshole?

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=227218

[I. Hustle]

Dude.....random thoughts...ok?

What's this shit asshole?

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=227218

It is my random thought.

I have no idea what you are looking at. I cannot explain that shit asshole.

[Avante]

It is my random thought.

I have no idea what you are looking at. I cannot explain that shit asshole.

ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

[mrsmaalox]

I'll be leaving you all on Saturday. Don't be jelly!

[DJR210]

I'll be leaving you all on Saturday. Don't be jelly!

Enjoy the cougar cruise :toast

[marini martini]

Enjoy the cougar cruise :toast


Dont worry, we will! :toast

[DJR210]

Dont worry, we will! :toast

:toast

[I. Hustle]

I'll be leaving you all on Saturday. Don't be jelly!


Dont worry, we will! :toast

Oh to be a fly on the wall. A 19 year old fly on the U.S.S. Cougarmeat

[marini martini]

Yeah, there is some pretty funny shit! MM is quite the cruise diva!!! Don't ask about the ugly, married, asshole that bought her a drink. I had to beat his ass with an ugly stick. Jayzus!!! :ihit

[mrsmaalox]

Oh to be a fly on the wall. A 19 year old fly on the U.S.S. Cougarmeat

19!?! What the hell? I don't do teenagers.

[mrsmaalox]

Yeah, there is some pretty funny shit! MM is quite the cruise diva!!! Don't ask about the ugly, married, asshole that bought her a drink. I had to beat his ass with an ugly stick. Jayzus!!! :ihit

Darling you are the best bodyguard, wing woman, cock blocker evah!

[I. Hustle]

19!?! What the hell? I don't do teenagers.

21 my bad. I need to be able to buy you a drink

[The Gemini Method]

Cougar Cruise sounds like an adventure...But seriously. I received a Valentine in the mail today and they sent a box of those candied hearts. Apparently, they make a sour variety nowadays.

[I. Hustle]

Cougar Cruise sounds like an adventure...But seriously. I received a Valentine in the mail today and they sent a box of those candied hearts. Apparently, they make a sour variety nowadays.

The chalky ones? Were they good?

[The Gemini Method]

The chalky ones? Were they good?

Yeah, the chalky ones that always vary in texture from stale mushy to crispy chalky...they were interesting. Apparently they have a cinnamon based one as well. I suppose eating them when I didn't know who sent them might've been a fail in judgment, but I'm still alive at the moment.

[mrsmaalox]

Cougar Cruise sounds like an adventure...But seriously. I received a Valentine in the mail today and they sent a box of those candied hearts. Apparently, they make a sour variety nowadays.

Speaking of unusual Valentines... I received a Mocha Latte cigar from a friend; I had never smoked a cigar in my life but it was an interesting experience.

[I. Hustle]

Yeah, the chalky ones that always vary in texture from stale mushy to crispy chalky...they were interesting. Apparently they have a cinnamon based one as well. I suppose eating them when I didn't know who sent them might've been a fail in judgment, but I'm still alive at the moment.

LOL I have too many crazy exes to do that. If they aren't from the wife or kids then they go in the trash.

[I. Hustle]

Speaking of unusual Valentines... I received a Mocha Latte cigar from a friend; I had never smoked a cigar in my life but it was an interesting experience.

I am not a cigar smoker (no homo) but will give it a shot every now and then. I'll try different ones but won't buy anything without talking to someone first. I want to buy a small humidor to keep some for special occasions.

[marini martini]

Darling you are the best bodyguard, wing woman, cock blocker evah!

Ha, a, I let a few slip! :lol

[I. Hustle]

Ha, a, I let a few slip! :lol

When I was in my early 20's (before the wife and kids) I always had the viejas on me. I would get the shy smiles, the bold ones that would hang on my neck and tell me some crazy things and the ones that would come up and just start conversations.

The last time it happened it was two sisters that wanted to go out and have a good time. I guess the plan was to get a couple of younger guys drunk and have a good time with them. I was naive and thought they just wanted to hit the bar and drink and dance. The things that lady said in my ear though... geez Louise. At the time I considered them old. Now in my 30's and looking back... lol I guess I thought a lot of people were old and they really weren't. Either way it was fun.

They had a need to feel the thunder. To chase the lightening from the sky.

[marini martini]

Funny how time slips away. :lol

i still feel good, the day laborers still open the door for me at Tiger Mart. Had an older guy next to me at a light, in a 66' vette convertible tip his hat to me! :toast

[I. Hustle]

Funny how time slips away. :lol

i still feel good, the day laborers still open the door for me at Tiger Mart! :toast

I'd open the door for you. Of course I have some gray now.

I had my fun in my youth. I am in a good place now. Along the way I learned a few things that the wife appreciates and hopefully thinks I made up lol

[DeadlyDynasty]

There's too many people in this city

[marini martini]

There's too many people in this city

City? How about the whole freakin' world. We moved to the country 20 something years ago to get away. Now the city's moving out here! FML

[I. Hustle]

There's too many people in this city

That sounds like the start of an action plan.


I'm in!

[DeadlyDynasty]

When the backroads of suburbia aren't safe from rush hour it's time to do some house cleaning

[mrsmaalox]

Calm down everyone. This is not a Cougar Cruise. It's just a regular cruise. If there are interesting and interested younger men on the ship it is purely coincidence, that's not the reason for this cruise. I didn't even know there was such a thing as a Cougar Cruise until a few weeks ago DJR210 informed me. And now he mentions it again. I think he's the one who wants a Cougar Cruise!

[DJR210]

Calm down everyone. This is not a Cougar Cruise. It's just a regular cruise. If there are interesting and interested younger men on the ship it is purely coincidence, that's not the reason for this cruise. I didn't even know there was such a thing as a Cougar Cruise until a few weeks ago DJR210 informed me. And now he mentions it again. I think he's the one who wants a Cougar Cruise!

Cougar cruise sounds like a great idea tbh.

[CuckingFunt]

Fuck fucking Mardi Gras. Parade related traffic bullshit is no longer whimsical.

[MeloHype]

Why is life?

[Spur-Addict]

There's no logic in a lot of people. I'm no genius, I'm far from perfect, but some people are stuck in a infant frame of mind. It's as if their mental capacity stopped evolving with their body. And don't attempt to rationalize with them, it'll only drive you up the wall. It's either get rid of them, or quarantine them. If it's family, outright avoid them. Handling them accordingly will save time, and add valuable quality of life to your expectancy. Not that living long is any sort of benefit, in fact I think it's the opposite, but still. At least you can have less aggravation while you're still conscious.

And imagine if you give birth to one of these people. It's highly likely, as the world is comprised primarily with these people. I can understand why parents disown their kids etc. And these people typically give birth to the lot of the planet.

[JudynTX]

Who told Koolaid he was funny?