The completely random thought thread - Part 1

[mrsmaalox]

Have the Christmas spirit in my office.

Quick! Call Campus Security, they'll get rid of him! ;)


And I will mention that I've already heard "Rockin' Around The Christmas Tree" about 58 times.

[mrsmaalox]

Damn it, I gotta catch up on Boardwalk Empire!!!

Did you ever?

[koriwhat]

Why don't you try out for the show Ink Master?

Because it's a joke and it does nothing for tattooing but promote egotistical assholes who need to be coddled because they can't take criticism. Plus it's shit considering faggot ass dave navarro is a judge that bares some of the worst tattoos in human existence.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Yeah. That show is terrible. I knew tattoo artists would hate that show

[Pedobear1]

Because it's a joke and it does nothing for tattooing but promote egotistical assholes who need to be coddled because they can't take criticism. Plus it's shit considering faggot ass dave navarro is a judge that bares some of the worst tattoos in human existence.


How do you react when people here criticize your tats?

[koriwhat]

How do you react when people here criticize your tats?

fuck it. who cares... most of yall wouldn't know a good tattoo from a very shitty one so yall's opinions don't matter. plus, with that said, the sample size of tattoo's yall have seen from me were in my very beginning stages and no one is good when they first start out, especially when they start out blindly teaching themselves, that goes for any profession, trade, etc.

no one here has the know-how to say one way or the other what quality of work i do because no one here tattoo's. i don't go claiming to be a mechanic and know the ins and outs of cars, because i don't. that's why the internet is shit, people love to act like they know everything and everyone has their opinion on everything thinking they'll get brownie points from the next schmuck that does the same knowing damn well that schmuck is just as ignorant about what they have an opinion on.

not even a 1/3rd done.
http://i45.tinypic.com/2d0fmf4.jpg

southpaw $300
http://i45.tinypic.com/25kht3t.jpg
redo by me $125
http://i45.tinypic.com/96f2i0.jpg

[lakerhaterade]

fuck it. who cares... most of yall wouldn't know a good tattoo from a very shitty one so yall's opinions don't matter. plus, with that said, the sample size of tattoo's yall have seen from me were in my very beginning stages and no one is good when they first start out, especially when they start out blindly teaching themselves, that goes for any profession, trade, etc.

no one here has the know-how to say one way or the other what quality of work i do because no one here tattoo's. i don't go claiming to be a mechanic and know the ins and outs of cars, because i don't. that's why the internet is shit, people love to act like they know everything and everyone has their opinion on everything thinking they'll get brownie points from the next schmuck that does the same knowing damn well that schmuck is just as ignorant about what they have an opinion on.

not even a 1/3rd done.
http://i45.tinypic.com/2d0fmf4.jpg

southpaw $300
http://i45.tinypic.com/25kht3t.jpg
redo by me $125
http://i45.tinypic.com/96f2i0.jpg
Hey Perry, remember det one time HH submitted your work to other tattooists? :lol:lol

det was fannnnnnnnny lo;

[koriwhat]

back to random thoughts...

i hate my fucked up sleeping schedule!

[koriwhat]

Hey Perry, remember det one time HH submitted your work to other tattooists? :lol:lol

det was fannnnnnnnny lo;

^ schmuck

see people... same ol' same ol'

[Wild Cobra]

Have the Christmas spirit in my office.
Does it include Jack Daniels?

[JudynTX]

Because it's a joke and it does nothing for tattooing but promote egotistical assholes who need to be coddled because they can't take criticism. Plus it's shit considering faggot ass dave navarro is a judge that bares some of the worst tattoos in human existence.


Yeah. That show is terrible. I knew tattoo artists would hate that show

Oh brother.

[JudynTX]

Does it include Jack Daniels?

Good one WC! But no.

[mrsmaalox]

I love how Siri pronounces my name; it's like "merse mollocks"

[koriwhat]

Yeah. That show is terrible. I knew tattoo artists would hate that show

i don't necessarily hate the show, however the only good quality it has is the fact that Texas' own Oliver Peck is a judge on it. they also had Richard Stell on earlier in the season as a guest judge and that dude is by far one of the best tattooers alive and one of many i look up to.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Oh brother.

What? That show is terrible. I'm sure it's a nice paycheck though, but I'm sure Miley Cyrus makes a good paycheck, if you catch my drift.

[bus driver]

damn, need to change my password for work........it always takes a long time to make up a password.

[JudynTX]

damn, need to change my password for work........it always takes a long time to make up a password.

Use lindsayisanidiot :lol

[mrsmaalox]

I was out on my run with my dog earlier and I saw some Amazon woman running towards me with her big dog, so I cinched up my dog's leash and moved to the right side of the trail to pass by her. Instead of she and her dog moving to their right, she gets right in front of me and shouts "Sorry, but she's only trained to pass on the left!" WTF?? My dog is smart enough to pass on whatever side I make him pass....Is that dog named Zoolander?! Is he British?! Too weird.

[JudynTX]

I was out on my run with my dog earlier and I saw some Amazon woman running towards me with her big dog, so I cinched up my dog's leash and moved to the right side of the trail to pass by her. Instead of she and her dog moving to their right, she gets right in front of me and shouts "Sorry, but she's only trained to pass on the left!" WTF?? My dog is smart enough to pass on whatever side I make him pass....Is that dog named Zoolander?! Is he British?! Too weird.

:lmao :lmao Wow
Man, you live near some snotty ass people.

[mrsmaalox]

:lmao :lmao Wow
Man, you live near some snotty ass people.

Snotty AND dumb as fuck! :lol

BTW I've been meaning to ask for the longest time.....who is that cutie patootie in your sig? What a babe, I just sit and stare at him sometimes! He makes me happy :p:

[JudynTX]

BTW I've been meaning to ask for the longest time.....who is that cutie patootie in your sig? What a babe, I just sit and stare at him sometimes! He makes me happy :p:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v371/ladyspur/harvey2-1.png

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v371/ladyspur/harvey.jpg

This fine specimen of a man is Harvey Spector (TV name) from the show Suits, on USA. Going into the 3rd season in January. You can catch S1 & S2 On Demand. ;)

I HIGHLY recommend it. :D

:hat :hat :hat :hat

[bus driver]

Use lindsayisanidiot :lol

too many 'i's', i will surely screw it up.

[mrsmaalox]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v371/ladyspur/harvey2-1.png

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v371/ladyspur/harvey.jpg

This fine specimen of a man is Harvey Spector (TV name) from the show Suits, on USA. Going into the 3rd season in January. You can catch S1 & S2 On Demand. ;)

I HIGHLY recommend it. :D

:hat :hat :hat :hat


Hmmm, I don't like those pics of him, he doesn't look the same----too metrosexual or high maintenance, I don't know. I don't like guys who are too polished. But in that sig.....I just get mesmerized by that playful, mischievous smile! I want a hot guy in my sig too, but I don't know any :(

[DeadlyDynasty]

Gabriel Macht was great in A Lovesong for Bobby Long.

[DeadlyDynasty]

Grayson Capps provided a great soundtrack for ^that as well...check that ish out.

[vander]

wow, it's been over a month since anyone joined spurstalk

[Wild Cobra]

wow, it's been over a month since anyone joined spurstalk
Could that part of the new forum software be broken?

[mrsmaalox]

This is cool, this salon now has wifi and net books at each pedicure station! My feet are being scrubbed as I post on ST :)

Hmm I wonder if I'll be doing much posting from the waxing room? Ouch!

[JudynTX]

Hmmm, I don't like those pics of him, he doesn't look the same----too metrosexual or high maintenance, I don't know. I don't like guys who are too polished. But in that sig.....I just get mesmerized by that playful, mischievous smile! I want a hot guy in my sig too, but I don't know any :(

Oh for crying out loud. :lol

[bus driver]

should i still make a x-mas list with the world ending on dec 21st?

[mrsmaalox]

Oh for crying out loud. :lol

What?? :lol I have very particular standards you know!

[mrsmaalox]

dupe

[Wild Cobra]

should i still make a x-mas list with the world ending on dec 21st?
Sure, why not. Just get your shopping done early Friday.

[mrsmaalox]

My son works at Target and last night he helped Patty Mills shop for his entire outdoor Christmas decor. He says he was real nice, they talked a lot of basketball and he texted me a couple of pics they took. When he gets home from school today I'm going to ask him if I can post the pictures :)

[AmericanPsycho]

My son works at Target and last night he helped Patty Mills shop for his entire outdoor Christmas decor. He says he was real nice, they talked a lot of basketball and he texted me a couple of pics they took. When he gets home from school today I'm going to ask him if I can post the pictures :)

Who the hell is Patty Mills and why does he have a woman's name?

[mrsmaalox]

Who the hell is Patty Mills and why does he have a woman's name?

Well I guess we aren't all Spurs fans here, huh? lol

[cantthinkofanything]

It's much easier to not clean out jars and cans before throwing them in the recycle bin.

[JudynTX]

13 days

[Viva Las Espuelas]

13 days

End of the world?

[Wild Cobra]

End of the world?
I would be surprised to death if it was.

Still, you know that Friday night will be partytime like crazy, all over the world.

[JudynTX]

End of the world?


I would be surprised to death if it was.

Still, you know that Friday night will be partytime like crazy, all over the world.

My mini vacation. :lol

[mrsmaalox]

13 days

And we will be imbibing where? :drunk

[Wild Cobra]

Sorry, I was thinking of 12/21/12. 13 days is the 17th. My bad.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

My mini vacation. :lol

Mini?

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I would be surprised to death if it was.

Still, you know that Friday night will be partytime like crazy, all over the world.

That will be a crazy weekend. I wouldn't be surprised over whatever happens. Over what people do, that is.

[Wild Cobra]

That will be a crazy weekend. I wouldn't be surprised over whatever happens. Over what people do, that is.
I'll bet it tops 1999/2000 and 2000/2001 New Years.

I'm surprised sales marketers are getting involved.

[JoeChalupa]

I can't believe there is no bread in the house.

[mrsmaalox]

Dang, December is Barbara Stanwyck month on TCM and I've already accumulated 7 movies on my DVR. I'm gonna need more DVR!

[Cochina]

Ever wonder why monkees do it doggy style?

[mrsmaalox]

Ever wonder why monkees do it doggy style?

Would you want to look at a monkey's face during sex?

[Cochina]

If I was a monkee it wudn't matter! Chingassa!

[CuckingFunt]

Dang, December is Barbara Stanwyck month on TCM and I've already accumulated 7 movies on my DVR. I'm gonna need more DVR!

That's what DVD recorders are for.

[JoeChalupa]

I'm hungry for a grilled cheese sammich.

[bus driver]

my banana looks rotten, its been on my desk for 2 days now

[Reck]

Fucking youtube changed their design again.

Keep to one look fuckers. ugh

[bus driver]

cold weather on the horizon; wonder if the city will shut down.
at least we get a break from sweating

[JudynTX]

9 days

[mrsmaalox]

First night the furnace kicks on and I already have a bloody nose. Just one of the reasons I don't care for cold weather!

[JudynTX]

First night the furnace kicks on and I already have a bloody nose. Just one of the reasons I don't care for cold weather!

You got a bloody nose because it's cold?

[mrsmaalox]

You got a bloody nose because it's cold?

No because the furnace dries the air out so much. And I didn't test my humidifier before last night so I discovered it needs replacing :(

[JudynTX]

No because the furnace dries the air out so much. And I didn't test my humidifier before last night so I discovered it needs replacing :(

Aha....gotcha. Do you know I've never had a bloody nose in my life? :wow I just jinxed myself, shit.

[bus driver]

i think i want french toast with bacon for dinner.....

[JudynTX]

Today flew by.

[bus driver]

i didnt wrap my water spigots with a towel, are my pipes doomed?
maybe it doesnt matter with the world ending soon

[mrsmaalox]

I won a prize :D

[silverblk mystix]

I won a prize :D



A Pearl necklace?

[JudynTX]

I won a prize :D

Is it green?

[mrsmaalox]

A Pearl necklace?

Nope


Is it green?

Well it's "green" but not in the monetary sense. They called it an "Environmental Attache"----in other words, a shopping bag! :lol

[ChumpDumper]

A Pearl necklace?Smooth.

[silverblk mystix]

Smooth.


I'm sure you have had many pearl necklaces in your sick life.

[JudynTX]

Prayers to the families of the victims in Sandy Hook, CT. :(

[mrsmaalox]

Judy, is that the same guy in both sigs?

[cantthinkofanything]

Judy, is that the same guy in both sigs?

No...it's 2 different guys, both with 2 moles in the exact same places

[JudynTX]

Judy, is that the same guy in both sigs?

It sure is, he's smoking a joint. :D

[mrsmaalox]

No...it's 2 different guys, both with 2 moles in the exact same places

Ha I didn't notice moles; I was much too distracted by his obvious oral fixation :eyebrows


It sure is, he's smoking a joint. :D

Niice :D

[JudynTX]

He sure is. :D

[JudynTX]

I'm so busy at work, I'm painting my nails. :)

[mrsmaalox]

I'm so busy at work, I'm painting my nails. :)

Panda nails?

[mrsmaalox]

Well, well. I plunged my kitchen sink into the wee hours of the morning and started off the day the same way. At last that nasty clog is GONE, when I was about 2 seconds from calling the plumber! Why didn't anyone tell me about vise gripping the dishwasher drain hose sooner? I hope my arms don't fall off!

[cantthinkofanything]

Well, well. I plunged my kitchen sink into the wee hours of the morning and started off the day the same way. At last that nasty clog is GONE, when I was about 2 seconds from calling the plumber! Why didn't anyone tell me about vise gripping the dishwasher drain hose sooner? I hope my arms don't fall off!

this reads funnier by changing just one word and deleting one other.


Well, well. I plunged my vagina into the wee hours of the morning and started off the day the same way. At last that nasty clog is GONE, when I was about 2 seconds from calling the plumber! Why didn't anyone tell me about vise gripping the drain hose sooner? I hope my arms don't fall off!

[mrsmaalox]

^ Nope still not funny!

[JudynTX]

Panda nails?

No, not yet. :)

[mrsmaalox]

I have jury duty tomorrow. As if that's not bad enough, there's a dress code! The no "skorts" rule is kinda weird I can't imagine what led to that one. But no jeans? I'd guess some folks woud have to go out and buy a whole new wardrobe just to fulfill their civic duty!

[cantthinkofanything]

I have jury duty tomorrow. As if that's not bad enough, there's a dress code! The no "skorts" rule is kinda weird I can't imagine what led to that one. But no jeans? I'd guess some folks woud have to go out and buy a whole new wardrobe just to fulfill their civic duty!

that's some bullshit right thur...no jeans???

[bus driver]

I have jury duty tomorrow. As if that's not bad enough, there's a dress code! The no "skorts" rule is kinda weird I can't imagine what led to that one. But no jeans? I'd guess some folks woud have to go out and buy a whole new wardrobe just to fulfill their civic duty!

WTF is a skort? * nevermind googled it

i generally dont go but what happens if you wear jeans?

[JudynTX]

I have jury duty tomorrow. As if that's not bad enough, there's a dress code! The no "skorts" rule is kinda weird I can't imagine what led to that one. But no jeans? I'd guess some folks woud have to go out and buy a whole new wardrobe just to fulfill their civic duty!

They don't want pants on the ground! :lol

[mrsmaalox]

Almost everyone here is wearing jeans. No skorts that I can see. And no capris----that's another no-no.

[mrsmaalox]

Lots of extremely serious old white dudes here. Scowling.

[JudynTX]

Lots of extremely serious old white dudes here. Scowling.

Did you go through a metal detector?

[cantthinkofanything]

Did you go through a metal detector?

wtf? are you two up to something.

MM: I can't wear jeans but, I'm in
J: did you have to go through a metal detector
MM: yes, but I'm in
J: do you still have the "pencil"?
MM: yes, I'm about to give it to Two Moles

[JudynTX]

:lol

[mrsmaalox]

Ha, yep I'll give it to Two Moles ;)

Anyway I'm sprung! Gonna go out and spend my $6!

[JudynTX]

The weather is just lovely.

[baseline bum]

The weather is just lovely.

Fuck that shit, the cedar pollen sucks monkey fuck.

[mrsmaalox]

Fuck that shit, the cedar pollen sucks monkey fuck.

I've had a headache for like 100 hours now. And now the wind will give me an earache. I'd better stay in bed today :)

[baseline bum]

I've had a headache for like 100 hours now. And now the wind will give me an earache. I'd better stay in bed today :)

I gotta fucking sore throat like I have been gargling glass shards. I gotta recruit about 100,000 people to go up to the Hill Country and cut down every one of these cocksucking Juniper Ashe trees.

[JudynTX]

Fuck that shit, the cedar pollen sucks monkey fuck.

:lmao Zyrtec is my best friend.

[baseline bum]

Whoever brought these trees to Texas, I would like to execute his grandkids.

[baseline bum]

Too soon?

[JudynTX]

Whoever brought these trees to Texas, I would like to execute his grandkids.

Blame the Aztecs. :lol

[desflood]

Well, since we were all still here this morning I had to go ahead and fire my kids' teacher. We started off great but things have been going downhill and it's time for an enviroment change. The guilt is terrible.

[bus driver]

Well, i wont be on ST for a while but wanted to say Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to the internet

[theInternet]

Well, i wont be on ST for a while but wanted to say Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to the internet

Thank you!

[DD]

Why can't Keith David pronounce 'white?'

[Wild Cobra]

Dammit.

No end of the world.

I was hoping for a vacation from reality.

[marini martini]

^^^^There's still alcohol & pills, honey!:toast

[mrsmaalox]

Oh shit. Hangover not good. I have too much to do before my family gets here this afternoon. Ugh and no clean running clothes. :bang

[ToughActinTinactin]

Time to mentally prepare to be around family members I don't particularly care for.

[mrsmaalox]

All these lazy bums better get their hungover asses downstairs soon to open up some presents! I counted them all and I have the most, as per usual :D

[Trill Clinton]

All these lazy bums better get their hungover asses downstairs soon to open up some presents! I counted them all and I have the most, as per usual :D

smh brat

[SpursStalker]

:sleep

[Jimmy Craps Corn]

:toast

[Wild Cobra]

Yesterday, I told my supervisors I was fed up with work, and I was going to take the rest of the year off.

[mrsmaalox]

Nice seeing all the New Years resolutions out running the trail today; but I give it a couple weeks tops til I'm out there by myself again....

[JoeChalupa]

They brought in Bill Miller's for lunch at work today. 30 minutes. Wasn't too bad.

[bus driver]

damn, just got a haircut now i am itchy.

[mrsmaalox]

Somebody really needs to shut those gawd damn dogs up!

[desflood]

I love me some Impractical Jokers.

[JudynTX]

Wow, this place went to shits over the holidays.

[mrsmaalox]

Wow, this place went to shits over the holidays.

Yes dear, that's what happens when you guys who post only from your "jobs" go on vacation! :lol

[bus driver]

Rachael vs Guy season 2

[JudynTX]

Yes dear, that's what happens when you guys who post only from your "jobs" go on vacation! :lol

Well I'm back bitches! :hat:p:

[mrsmaalox]

Well I'm back bitches! :hat:p:

:elephant

[mrsmaalox]

I hate running in the rain.

[bus driver]

i want to buy top soil for my yard. was going to do it last year but got lazy

[CubanMustGo]

Yesterday, I told my supervisors I was fed up with work, and I was going to take the rest of the year off.

I'm sure McDonald's survived; after all, fry cooks are a dime a dozen.

[Dicktater]

It's great to be alive, it's fukin' great to be alive!:tu

[mrsmaalox]

LOL "Dicktater"

http://motivational-ish.com/files/2012/12/Yep-Dicktater-Motivational-ish.jpg

[JudynTX]

Whoa whoa whoa whoa. :wow

[Dicktater]

Daddy???????

[cantthinkofanything]

LOL "Dicktater"

http://motivational-ish.com/files/2012/12/Yep-Dicktater-Motivational-ish.jpg


Whoa whoa whoa whoa. :wow

http://www.figures.com/forums/attachments/news/4621d1270045639-thinkway-toy-story-collection-mr-potato-head-mrpotatohead_09.jpg

[Wild Cobra]

It has to be photoshopped.

[cantthinkofanything]

It has to be photoshopped.

no...it's a toy called "Mr. Potato Head". They've been making it like...for fucking ever.
http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_ss_i_0_6?url=search-alias%3Daps&field-keywords=mr+potato+head&sprefix=mr+pot%2Caps%2C263

[johnsmith]

no...it's a toy called "Mr. Potato Head". They've been making it like...for fucking ever.
http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_ss_i_0_6?url=search-alias%3Daps&field-keywords=mr+potato+head&sprefix=mr+pot%2Caps%2C263

LOL!

[mrsmaalox]

I hate waiting in doctor's offices.

[bus driver]

^
you should send them a bill for your time.
i am sure the doc charges you and your insurance the whole time you are there waiting.

[bus driver]

damn, i am hungry.
what to eat for dinner. need to call the lady friend to make dinner. :hungry:

[JudynTX]

There's a Long Island Iced Tea with my name on it somewhere.

[mrsmaalox]

There's a Long Island Iced Tea with my name on it somewhere.

Woman, I already told you where the best one in the universe is!

[JudynTX]

So where's the sleet?

[mrsmaalox]

So where's the sleet?

Damn it's COLD out there!

No running for me today, I'm much too wimpy for that.

[JudynTX]

Damn it's COLD out there!

No running for me today, I'm much too wimpy for that.

Plus your nipples might hurt. :wow :lmao

[mrsmaalox]

Plus your nipples might hurt. :wow :lmao

Might?! Hell I'm inside my warm house and I could etch glass right now! :lol

[JudynTX]

:D Nice comeback.

[DarrinS]

I've noticed that parents at a school event (play, recital, etc.) spend more time documenting their kids through the viewfinder of a smart phone, digital camera, or tablet, rather than actually watching their kids.

And its both hilarious and annoying to see some dipshit trying to do this will an iPad.

[Wild Cobra]

Finally made level 40 in GT5, B-Spec racing!

[bus driver]

i want taco bell for lunch......

[JudynTX]

i want taco bell for lunch......

Do you want to die today?

[mrsmaalox]

Do you want to die today?

No he just wants to "loosen up" a bit! :lol

[bus driver]

Do you want to die today?


No he just wants to "loosen up" a bit! :lol

i wont die, but cant say so for the person who comes after me.


hey only 6 demerits
W.D. Deli, 3123 Broadway, 6 demerits
havent been there in a long time, maybe i should go there.


and culebra meat market just needs to be shut down. i have seen one health report where they havent had more than 20.
Culebra Super Meat Market, 8230 Culebra Rd., 20 demerits

[JudynTX]

i wont die, but cant say so for the person who comes after me.


hey only 6 demerits
W.D. Deli, 3123 Broadway, 6 demerits
havent been there in a long time, maybe i should go there.


and culebra meat market just needs to be shut down. i have seen one health report where they havent had more than 20.
Culebra Super Meat Market, 8230 Culebra Rd., 20 demerits

I'd go with W.D. Deli.

I'm afraid to ask what kind of "meat" they sell at Culebra Meat Market. Chupacabra?

[mrsmaalox]

Ugh I couldn't sleep good, so I got up way too early.....now I think I can sleep but I'm way too starving. Wish someone would make me some delicious scrambled eggs and toast. And buttered grits.

[mrsmaalox]

HA! I just did my laundry for the first time in 3 weeks and retrieved $43 :)

[bus driver]

Ugh I couldn't sleep good, so I got up way too early.....now I think I can sleep but I'm way too starving. Wish someone would make me some delicious scrambled eggs and toast. And buttered grits.

you need a wife

[JudynTX]

3-day weekend

[bus driver]

using a house keeper for the first time......i hope she doesnt steal anything.

[mrsmaalox]

using a house keeper for the first time......i hope she doesnt steal anything.

Pay her well and she won't need to!

If she's any good let me know....I fired my housekeepers several months ago; I'm fine doing my own cleaning (and I think my house gets cleaner when I do it) but I seriously prefer going out to lunch and shopping while someone else does the dirty work :lol

[-Richer-]

using a house keeper for the first time......i hope she doesnt steal anything.


Pay her well and she won't need to!

If she's any good let me know....I fired my housekeepers several months ago; I'm fine doing my own cleaning (and I think my house gets cleaner when I do it) but I seriously prefer going out to lunch and shopping while someone else does the dirty work :lol

This site is very confusing. Why wouldn't you have housekeepers? How could any one person clean an entire house? Even if it was a tiny 4,000 square foot shack it would still be tough to keep up with. I don't know what I would do without Lupita, Maria, Maria, Maria, Guadalupe, Maria, Consuela and Jasmine.

[bus driver]

Pay her well and she won't need to!

If she's any good let me know....I fired my housekeepers several months ago; I'm fine doing my own cleaning (and I think my house gets cleaner when I do it) but I seriously prefer going out to lunch and shopping while someone else does the dirty work :lol

the first time it is $100, but after that it is ~85 or something. i think it is like twice a month. but my cousin has been using her and she loves her. but i will keep you updated. but everyone i have talked to has the best house keeper. its like doctors.




This site is very confusing. Why wouldn't you have housekeepers? How could any one person clean an entire house? Even if it was a tiny 4,000 square foot shack it would still be tough to keep up with. I don't know what I would do without Lupita, Maria, Maria, Maria, Guadalupe, Maria, Consuela and Jasmine.

i dont like it because i dont want my shit stolen. or having someone going through the house. but it was get a house keeper to keep up or move back in with mom.

[DarrinS]

3-day weekend


Not for everyone.

[mrsmaalox]

Cracks me up to look at my email preview and see "You have a tweet from God" :lol

[mrsmaalox]

I'm cooking a pot of borracho beans and I have 3/4 of a cheap beer left over. I feel guilty drinking this early in the day, but hell, it's 5 o'clock somewhere, isn't it? ;) Hate to waste beer.


EDIT: I re-read my post and couldn't believe it. Who the hell am I trying to kid? I drink during the day all the time when I'm out for lunch with my girlfriends :lol I guess today just feels different cuz I'm doing the stay at home mom cooking, cleaning, Suzy Homemaker stuff.

[bus driver]

i am tired of working.


cooking, cleaning, Suzy Homemaker stuff.


hey i am looking for a good house keeper. i can pay you in cheaper liquor/beer.

[Spur|n|Austin]

4:17. Almost time to leave..

[mrsmaalox]

Someone should clear out their inbox so that they can recieve my reply to their PM.

[bus driver]

i am bored. maybe i should do some work.

[DarrinS]

Human beings weren't meant to stare at computer screens all day

[bus driver]

anyone going to mardi gras this year?

[CuckingFunt]

anyone going to mardi gras this year?

I live on one of the parade routes. So, yes.

[bus driver]

I live on one of the parade routes. So, yes.

cool, :toast

should be in NO on Thursday night and staying till Monday. hopefully i dont get arrested.

[DeadlyDynasty]

Fucking conversion factors...thought I'd never have to do this shit again when I was done with high school.

[vander]

I was thinking this morning that I needed to get a little stapler. opened up amazon.com this evening and there in the top bar under the kindle area is all staplers, it was not based on my browsing history, it was called something like "outfit your office" I have never looked at staplers on amazon or even any other site from this computer. how did amazon.com read my mind?

[mrsmaalox]

Exactly one month from today you will find me under this very tree....on this beach....in Jamaica. Please don't bother me ;)

http://img247.imagevenue.com/loc30/th_293176493_jamaica4_122_30lo.jpg (http://img247.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=293176493_jamaica4_122_30lo.jpg)

[JudynTX]

Exactly one month from today you will find me under this very tree....on this beach....in Jamaica. Please don't bother me ;)

http://img247.imagevenue.com/loc30/th_293176493_jamaica4_122_30lo.jpg (http://img247.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=293176493_jamaica4_122_30lo.jpg)

Who you going with? :D

[mrsmaalox]

Who you going with? :D

You know :eyebrows

[bus driver]

blue cheese has to be the worst cheese in the world. and y in the hell did they make it a salad dressing? :vomit:

[johnsmith]

blue cheese has to be the worst cheese in the world. and y in the hell did they make it a salad dressing? :vomit:

First guy that tried blue cheese had huge nuts though.

[bus driver]

Exactly one month from today you will find me under this very tree....on this beach....in Jamaica. Please don't bother me ;)

I have a friend in Jamaica, his name is Brian Flanagan. Cool guy.

[DeadlyDynasty]

I love blue cheese, tbh...it's great on a burger too (blue cheese crumbles)

[mrsmaalox]

I have a friend in Jamaica, his name is Brian Flanagan. Cool guy.

Can he hook me up with some Purple Haze? :smokin ;)

[bus driver]

Can he hook me up with some Purple Haze? :smokin ;)

IDK, but he is a really good bartender.

[marini martini]

I have a friend in Jamaica, his name is Brian Flanagan. Cool guy.

Which bar, what town?

[bus driver]

^
it was a joke. brian flanagan is from the romantic drama box office hit Cocktails. he is a snippet just in case you didnt see it

It stars Tom Cruise as a talented and ambitious bartender who aspires to working in business and finds love with Elisabeth Shue while working at a bar in Jamaica

[Cochina]

Well shit!

[mrsmaalox]

^
it was a joke. brian flanagan is from the romantic drama box office hit Cocktails. he is a snippet just in case you didnt see it

It stars Tom Cruise as a talented and ambitious bartender who aspires to working in business and finds love with Elisabeth Shue while working at a bar in Jamaica

LOL I've never seen that movie. I've only seen 3 Tom Cruise movies and :sleep thru 2 of them!

[JudynTX]

I'm never satisfied with my iPhone cases.

[mrsmaalox]

I'm never satisfied with my iPhone cases.

What case do you have? I can't stand those big, bulky Defenders or whatever they are called. I just get the cute, cheap snap on ones.

[reason]

I got my Ritz ready for Sunday.

[bus driver]

i think i am getting sick :(

[mrsmaalox]

Ugh. Tired of barfing my guts out all night.

[JudynTX]

Ugh. Tired of barfing my guts out all night.

Food poisoning?

[mrsmaalox]

Food poisoning?

Yes I suspect I may have been poisoned.

[JudynTX]

This Jodi Arias trial has me fuming. She's such a slut.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

She's psycho. And the wooden spoon defense was hilarious. Her lawyers must know she can't win.

[JudynTX]

She's psycho. And the wooden spoon defense was hilarious. Her lawyers must know she can't win.

Dude was killed 3 times. WTF? That's jealous rage right there.

[bus driver]

for the love of god, please just drive the speed limit! just the speed limit, nothing more. ugh i hate drivers in this city

[silverblk mystix]

Lil' chuckle for the day;




An old married couple no sooner hit the pillows when the old man passes gas and says, 'Seven Points.'

His wife rolls over and says, 'What in the world was that?' The old man replied, 'its fart football.'

A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says, 'Touchdown, tie score...'

After about five minutes the old man lets another one go and says, 'Aha. I'm ahead 14 to 7.'

Not to be outdone the wife rips out another one and says, 'Touchdown, tie score.'

Five seconds go by and she lets out a little squeaker and says, 'Field goal, I lead 17 to 14.' Now the pressure is on for the old man.

He refuses to get beaten by a woman, so he strains real hard.

Since defeat is totally unacceptable, he gives it everything he's got, and accidentally poops in the bed.

The wife says, 'What the hell was that?'

The old man says, 'Half time, switch sides...'
_______

[mrsmaalox]

Hey Judy, I've caught your sig guy on tv for a couple of weeks now---very nice ;)

[JudynTX]

Hey Judy, I've caught your sig guy on tv for a couple of weeks now---very nice ;)

:hat Easy on the eyes huh?

[mrsmaalox]

:hat Easy on the eyes huh?

Extremely! I'm afraid my attention span is too short to catch the drift of the show---the commercials just lose me---so I leave the sound off and it's nice just to glance over every few minutes and see his face :lol

[JudynTX]

Extremely! I'm afraid my attention span is too short to catch the drift of the show---the commercials just lose me---so I leave the sound off and it's nice just to glance over every few minutes and see his face :lol

He's a hot shot attorney, and looks damn good in every single suit he wears. ;)

[mrsmaalox]

He's a hot shot attorney, and looks damn good in every single suit he wears. ;)

Yep nothing like a sharp dressed man! I hope I won't be disappointed by his voice when I decide to turn up the sound. And what's with the guy who looks like a giant guinea pig----eek!

[JudynTX]

Yep nothing like a sharp dressed man! I hope I won't be disappointed by his voice when I decide to turn up the sound. And what's with the guy who looks like a giant guinea pig----eek!

That's Louis and he's a douche. :lol

[mrsmaalox]

7am flight, I guess I should start to figure out what to pack....

[DeadlyDynasty]

I wish Groupon had deals for backpage.com massages:lol

[bus driver]

^
groupon is a pretty good thing. they have alot of good deals. i should look at them more often.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

groupon is the shit.

[mrsmaalox]

So my parents house has this giant grandfather clock, that I've seen all my life but never really paid attention to, but that I knew my mom absolutely HATED! She called it "that monstrosity" lol. Now that she's gone however, I notice it a lot because it chimes, I mean it gongs some intricate gong patterns every 15 minutes, 24 hours a day. This morning I finally asked my dad if that thing ever got on his nerves. He said "Yea it sure does. But it's comforting in a way. It's like still having your mom around!" LOL!!

[JudynTX]

So my parents house has this giant grandfather clock, that I've seen all my life but never really paid attention to, but that I knew my mom absolutely HATED! She called it "that monstrosity" lol. Now that she's gone however, I notice it a lot because it chimes, I mean it gongs some intricate gong patterns every 15 minutes, 24 hours a day. This morning I finally asked my dad if that thing ever got on his nerves. He said "Yea it sure does. But it's comforting in a way. It's like still having your mom around!" LOL!!

Nice comeback, dad. :lol

[marini martini]

:lmao:

[JudynTX]

My kidneys are going to hate me this weekend.

[mrsmaalox]

My kidneys are going to hate me this weekend.

Why, are you selling one?

[mrsmaalox]

Yay!! 7 days till vacation!!

And after a week of gorging on wonderful El Paso Mexican food and a 3 day Valentine's Day candy orgy, I make this vow: Nary a french fry or tortilla chip shall pass these lips for the duration of this week. That new red bathing suit is totally worth it! :D

[JudynTX]

I want to go home!

[mrsmaalox]

I want to go home!

Come over to my house!!

[JudynTX]

You got treats? :D

[mrsmaalox]

I have the treats you gave me ;)

[manufan10]

Is it Friday yet? :(

[JudynTX]

I have the treats you gave me ;)

No way??? :wow


Is it Friday yet? :(

Not yet.

[I. Hustle]

What treats? Do you need me to bring the batteries? You'll know it's me when you open the door because I'll be wearing the pizza delivery shirt. "Your pizza is here. Extra SAUSAGE"

[cantthinkofanything]

I have the treats you gave me ;)

http://www.tcsoga.com/userfiles/image/a_mcpoint.gif

[JudynTX]

:lol :lol

[mrsmaalox]

No way??? :wow

Way! :lol

I'm stingy :D

[mrsmaalox]

What treats? Do you need me to bring the batteries? You'll know it's me when you open the door because I'll be wearing the pizza delivery shirt. "Your pizza is here. Extra SAUSAGE"

Mmmmm sausage.....

[cantthinkofanything]

Mmmmm sausage.....

http://www.coupondealsdaily.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/Snausages_header.gif

[Viva Las Espuelas]

She shot the dog :rollin

[bus driver]

WTF, leave for a few days and their are shit threads at the top. where is the damn troll forum?

where is the rate her thread?

anybody ever drive by 151 and callaghan in the morning? it always smells like salsa or tacos or something?

[Trill Clinton]

my weed tastes like pineapples

[cantthinkofanything]

my weed tastes like pineapples

your mom's vag tastes like pineapples...
covered in vomit

[ShinerBlack]

Bigz Burger Joint is awesome

[DeadlyDynasty]

my weed tastes like pineapples

my coke tastes like baby laxative

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Dr pepper tastes like ben-gay smells.

[Trill Clinton]

your mom's vag tastes like pineapples...
covered in vomit
:lol sup ctoa?


my coke tastes like baby laxative

lolsmh i can't fuck with that stuff.

i tried an x pill once and was wired up all night.

felt like a crackhead.

[mrsmaalox]

my weed tastes like pineapples

Maui wowee?

[DeadlyDynasty]

:lol sup ctoa?



lolsmh i can't fuck with that stuff.

i tried an x pill once and was wired up all night.

felt like a crackhead.

Haven't done beans in over 5 years but I'm going to Ultra in March, so...

[Trill Clinton]

mrsmaalox nope some cherry pie straight from colorado:hat

you going to go hard after 5 years?!?

that 1st one is going to hit you hard.

take it easy on them pills fam.

[DeadlyDynasty]

mrsmaalox (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=5468) nope some cherry pie straight from colorado:hat

you going to go hard after 5 years?!?

that 1st one is going to hit you hard.

take it easy on them pills fam.

I love the lineup this year so we ain't missing it...gotta roll with some of these acts:


http://ultramusicfestival.com/lineup

[DeadlyDynasty]

Hope Eric Prydz does the Valerie cover

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_fCqg92qks

[mrsmaalox]

That song used to have more words.

[Trill Clinton]

gotdayum@ that lineup.

i can imagine all the scattered ass running around out there.

just don't end up like this guy


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ru8Rrw3GdQU

[DeadlyDynasty]

That song used to have more words.

Drop verses, repeat chorus, put techno beat behind it=gold

[TDMVPDPOY]

some relative just knocked on my door and gave me shit about the choice of lifestyle im living, hey im not the one who blow his assets on hoes and have nothing to show for it....broke ass wanker

[JudynTX]

I'm giving up sodas.

[bus driver]

^
quitter

[mrsmaalox]

One of my cats just opened all the drawers of my desk :lol

[desflood]

The doctor came through my long-term care facility (clinical site) last week and fiddled with everybody's meds. The result, of course, was that all of my normally docile patients became more agitated (some downright combative), requiring more wrestling/restraining, and my normally up-and-about patients became immobile and zombie-like, requiring MUCH more lifting/moving than usual. Man, I woke up sore on Saturday morning.

[mrsmaalox]

Dayum! My brother crashed his motorcycle and is going to surgery to fix his leg. Ouch!

[mrsmaalox]

My leg hurts now :lol

[JudynTX]

Dayum! My brother crashed his motorcycle and is going to surgery to fix his leg. Ouch!

I guess he was wearing a helmet?

[mrsmaalox]

I guess he was wearing a helmet?

Yes! He and his friends are just dumbasses, bunch of guys in their 50's cruising around thinking they're cool. I call them all Hogs, like in that lame John Travolta movie :lol