The completely random thought thread - Part 1

[DeadlyDynasty]

Aruba to Chicago today...and I found out I passed my FP-C. It's just scientifically impossible to contain my swag right now.

[DeadlyDynasty]

GET TRAVELERS INSURANCE...man, some of these people...

[baseline bum]

http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/im_so_random.png

[baseline bum]

There's a lot of Mexicans out today.

[JudynTX]

I had Sea Island for lunch.

[The Gemini Method]

It rained in SoCal last night and the whole area goes crazyyyyyyy

[TDMVPDPOY]

dont get kents who deal drugs, then goto church praying for forgiveness every week

if jesus wasnt nailed to a cross, he probably come down and bitch slap them

is it true in a relationship, when a man has money...wife and kids he will not need, cause he is victim to the available pussy he can get....

[JudynTX]

Do you think this thread will reach 1 million posts?

[marini martini]

Hopefully not in my lifetime! :p

[The Gemini Method]

Taco Tuesday + Fat Tuesday = Shit gonna go down tonight!

[DeadlyDynasty]

DD is in new yawk city

[DeadlyDynasty]

Just ordered $18 of Boston Market and I'm finna murder it all...nom nom nom nom nom

[The Gemini Method]

Just ordered $18 of Boston Market and I'm finna murder it all...nom nom nom nom nom

In the NYC and you orderin' Boston Market? Wut? Drank too much espresso...feel like a tweaker.

[marini martini]

Just ordered $18 of Boston Market and I'm finna murder it all...nom nom nom nom nom

WTF! Why?

[DeadlyDynasty]

lol relax...I was in NYC for like 2 hours dropping a pt off at the Sloan Cancer Center...got back to Miami around noon, was starving, and saw Boston Market...most satisfying meal I've had in weeks

[JudynTX]

I might have to hurt someone today.

[mrsmaalox]

The salt is missing!

[TDMVPDPOY]

so this friend of mine, married....got his wife into the same swetshop workplace as him....mind u their children are all 18 now, so this just started apparently

fkn ho goes and cuck him for the boss, cause of his wealth...the funni shit, the children also dump the father for this new guy cause of his wealth (saw them driving his merc and shopping at luxury outlets)

ive seen gold diggers, but this is bullshit....the problem i have here is do whatever u want, dont go try influencing others to go wreck whatever homes they have, ive seen to many shit like this


hos like this have many partners....and when they been through many relationships, they always talk about how the good times was always with the first, dont regret what u reap and sow bitches....cause no cuck is returning to a smashed up used goods

[JudynTX]

This is the only thread worth posting in, tbh.

[JudynTX]

Who the fuck schedules a late Friday afternoon meeting?

My boss does. FML

[TE]

I'm hungry.

[Spur-Addict]

I'm hungry.

Yeah, I just ate and I think I may get something else.

[TE]

Yeah, I just ate and I think I may get something else.
I'm gonna have some fish and shrimp for lunch.

[Spur-Addict]

I'm gonna have some fish and shrimp for lunch.

I've decided to wait, and I'm going to eat something probably an hour and a half before dinner.

[RD2191]

Family sucks.

[Spur-Addict]

Family sucks.

Having to go to weddings for friends you haven't seen in years does as well.

[JudynTX]

Good riddance.

[mrsmaalox]

Good riddance.

Who left?

[JudynTX]

I can't wait to get out of town.

[DD]

Had 2 cavities...there's nothing more sinister than the sound of a dentist's drill

[TE]

Taking the day tomorrow (or today). Food poisoning can suck a dick.

[The Reckoning]

got a date with a police woman then lost my phone. maybe it's a sign.

[Reck]

Dehydrated, hungry and exhausted.

Working on fixing all the above..

[TDMVPDPOY]

was doing the laundry, saw some uncle tom kid in slacks and shit checking or looking for hidden crack clowns hide in the laundry rooms...

lol he got scared and walked out, while i was doing the laundry, why is a clown like him looks clean and shit is on crack....another stupid idiot dont you have better ways to waste ur money and life on...

same shit goes with the females gold digging bitches who hang out with these traffickers, that income source isnt unlimited when the law catches up with you...

[DD]

Was handed 400 Doxycycline pills today...last night in 'Murica till 2015:cry

[DD]

It's kinda hot here

[BillMc]

Issac Newton died a virgin.

[cute_spursfan]

I hope the 3 creepy Indian men that were cheering dirk won't be at the bar

Fcuking faggots.

[JudynTX]

What a bunch of cock fests up in here.

[JudynTX]

I'd rather be at home under the covers.

[I. Hustle]

Wife just sent me a text.

"You know what grosses me out? When fat people hiccup."

lol wtf? that is pretty gross though.

[mrsmaalox]

Wife just sent me a text.

"You know what grosses me out? When fat people hiccup."

lol wtf? that is pretty gross though.

Did you maybe have the hiccups recently?.....:D

[I. Hustle]

Did you maybe have the hiccups recently?.....:D

Maybe. You think she is trying to tell me something?

[JudynTX]

I can make some mean King Ranch Chicken. :D

[Asshole]

I'd rather be at home under the covers.

Have you taken a shotgun with you yet? I always do incase I think of you. Grandest moment of my life will be when I have the gun to my head and you come into my thoughts. For you too I'm sure.

[RandomGuy]

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[DD]

It is ungodly hot out here and we're not even in Summer yet. Got to 137 degrees last year and chances are we'll exceed that this time. I already look emaciated despite the 6000 calorie meals they serve. I'm moving to a cold weather climate when I get back

[JudynTX]

Same shit, different day.

[desflood]

Somehow, Tim Duncan continues to amaze me. It's something I should expect by now but am always surprised nonetheless.

[Sportcamper]

Chase Culpepper, 16, (A Male) is speaking out after the DMV asked him to remove his makeup for his driver’s license photo…It was degrading, I felt like less than a person…


Beth Parks of South Carolina DMV said the employees at the Anderson DMV followed policy. She said in Aug. of 2009 the policy was updated to say, "At no time will an applicant be photographed when it appears that he or she is purposely altering his or her appearance so that the photo would misrepresent his or her identity."

http://www.wyff4.com/image/view/-/26515510/medRes/2/-/maxh/460/maxw/620/-/tlr2xez/-/Chase-Culpepper-jpg.jpg

[mrsmaalox]

Chase Culpepper, 16, (A Male) is speaking out after the DMV asked him to remove his makeup for his driver’s license photo…It was degrading, I felt like less than a person…


Beth Parks of South Carolina DMV said the employees at the Anderson DMV followed policy. She said in Aug. of 2009 the policy was updated to say, "At no time will an applicant be photographed when it appears that he or she is purposely altering his or her appearance so that the photo would misrepresent his or her identity."

http://www.wyff4.com/image/view/-/26515510/medRes/2/-/maxh/460/maxw/620/-/tlr2xez/-/Chase-Culpepper-jpg.jpg

Whoa. I purposely alter my appearance with make up every day! They'll put and end to that rule the day they make me wash my face :lol

[mrsmaalox]

Thank you to the mod who removed the stupid racist crap from the front page :toast

[JudynTX]

Thank you to the mod who removed the stupid racist crap from the front page :toast

You mean this place gets moderated?

[CavsSuperFan]

You mean this place gets moderated?

I wish it was moderated…Mother occasional snoops around in the club and when she sees all of the cursing and name calling she gets very cross with me that I post here…

[JudynTX]

I wish it was moderated…Mother occasional snoops around in the club and when she sees all of the cursing and name calling she gets very cross with me that I post here…

Are you 12?

[wontstartdumbthreads]

Are you 12?

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[bus driver]

^
:lmao



damn it is fuckn hot today. how am i suppose to run in this heat :wakeup

[RD2191]

:pctossfucking hate waking up early

[mrsmaalox]

^
:lmao

damn it is fuckn hot today. how am i suppose to run in this heat :wakeup

I try to get out for my run around 8; it's pretty humid in the mornings but the temp is usually under 80. Today I slept in and didn't get out until almost 10, it was absolutely brutal!

[bus driver]

I try to get out for my run around 8; it's pretty humid in the mornings but the temp is usually under 80. Today I slept in and didn't get out until almost 10, it was absolutely brutal!

on sat & sun, i can go that early and usually do....well 8 or 9. yea by that time it is getting bad. but during the week i can only go after work which between 530 and 7. some days it just plains sux. generally end up walking the last mile because i am weighted down with sweat. need to invest in a treadmill

[bus driver]

i want pizza for lunch today.......

[mrsmaalox]

i want pizza for lunch today.......

Trilogy Pizza Bistro on Stone Oak Parkway---buffet 12-3 for $7.99, all you can eat. Never been to the buffet but their pizza is sublime. And they have the cutest hostess in town, my daughter ;)

[bus driver]

they are only open for lunch on friday? still havent gotten my pizza fix but the pics look good
4.5 out of 5 stars ......might need to take you up on this suggestion

[JudynTX]

I need to go take a shower after reading a few threads up in here. :lol

[mrsmaalox]

I need to go take a shower after reading a few threads up in here. :lol

Just after any appearance by lebuttlicker :lol

[RandomGuy]

Random thought of the day:

Thank the administration of Ronald Reagan for the standard 8.5' X 11" paper size we use today.

Some nameless bureaucrat picked it.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Letter_(paper_size)

[JudynTX]

Does anyone have change for a $100?

[RD2191]

I'm tired.

[bus driver]

fat mexicans sux.
on the plane back to SA and the fat fuck uses my seat to get up and his lady does the same thing to the seat next to me. the damn seat became a lazy boy. then the plane lands and the fat fuck tries to run the to front of the plane and he ends up clogging up the isle. i made his fat lady friends wait their turn. then walking up the hallway the fat fuck is walking slow as shit. he must have used all his energy trying to get off the plane :bang



i always tell my friends that to find the plane to SA, i always look for the fat people. :wakeup

[bus driver]

i like the tv show dirty jobs.....that guy is funny

[bus driver]

reliving 6/15/14; its even better watching it this time around

[Spur-Addict]

A woman was beheaded in Oklahoma while firing a man at work. Apparently he tried converting several fellow employees to Islam. After beheading the first woman, he stabbed another several times before being shot by one of the officers of the company. He used a knife for the beheading.

[mrsmaalox]

How in the world did we survive before free airport wifi?

[JudynTX]

This year has flown by so fast.

[Spur-Addict]

This older woman took a fall about thirty feet away from me today. She had to be in her late 70's or around 80 years old. My back was turned when it happened, it was such a loud thud. My friend and I rushed over to see how she was and blood was just gushing out of her nose, and some coming out of her mouth. Terrible really. We called her friend that she was meeting, her husband and the paramedics. There's blood all over the sidewalk. I don't want to live so long that I gradually lose my faculties etc., it's depressing to observe. I wouldn't want to put that burden on anyone, or be at the will of someone that takes their bullshit out on me.

[~O~]

If Tree's or vegetation were self aware, they'd be pretty pissed at everyone.

[mrsmaalox]

This older woman took a fall about thirty feet away from me today. She had to be in her late 70's or around 80 years old. My back was turned when it happened, it was such a loud thud. My friend and I rushed over to see how she was and blood was just gushing out of her nose, and some coming out of her mouth. Terrible really. We called her friend that she was meeting, her husband and the paramedics. There's blood all over the sidewalk. I don't want to live so long that I gradually lose my faculties etc., it's depressing to observe. I wouldn't want to put that burden on anyone, or be at the will of someone that takes their bullshit out on me.

Oh man that's terrible. I used to do grocery shopping at the Ft Sam Commissary but I stopped because of those kind of situations. 4 weeks in a row I had to help some elderly person up; I will help anyone who needs it, but these folks were all pretty curmudgeonly and struggled against me, scowling. I understand it's a fucking drag to lose your ability to help yourself but damn don't be mean to people who are looking out for you.

[Spur-Addict]

Oh man that's terrible. I used to do grocery shopping at the Ft Sam Commissary but I stopped because of those kind of situations. 4 weeks in a row I had to help some elderly person up; I will help anyone who needs it, but these folks were all pretty curmudgeonly and struggled against me, scowling. I understand it's a fucking drag to lose your ability to help yourself but damn don't be mean to people who are looking out for you.

Yeah fortunately she was very receptive and quite gracious we were there to assist her in her time of need. Your story reminds me of a guy that slipped and fell in an office building last winter. He had to be in his late sixties, and I'll admit it, the way he fell and the thud was hilarious. He was wearing a long coat, and he slipped backwards so his hands and coat were flailing all over the place. The sound was hilarious because he was about 6'2/200 plus pounds and immediately he was denying any help whatsoever. I had to just walk away, but he refused help instantly although it took him several minutes to get up.

[bus driver]

why is it so hard for people to drive the speed limit in this damn town?

[DeadlyDynasty]

How in the world did we survive before free airport wifi?
Which airport/terminal has that? I mostly get prompted to Boingo shit when I try to connect at most locations

[mrsmaalox]

Which airport/terminal has that? I mostly get prompted to Boingo shit when I try to connect at most locations

Well that particular post was from Orlando. But there's free municipal wifi at all the Texas airports that I have been to: SA, Dallas, Houston, El Paso (hell, El Paso has free municipal wifi everywhere) and at the most recent airports Albuquerque and Cleveland.

[mrsmaalox]

Avante quit being such a lazy slob and get in there and clean out your mailbox! I have something about that movie to send you and nothing else fits. I have to leave to the lake in short while so maybe not till next week if you don't dump it today. I can't believe you're so popular :lol

Does that @ up there tag Avante? That's who this is for.

[Avante]

Avante quit being such a lazy slob and get in there and clean out your mailbox! I have something about that movie to send you and nothing else fits. I have to leave to the lake in short while so maybe not till next week if you don't dump it today. I can't believe you're so popular :lol

Does that @ up there tag Avante? That's who this is for.

Huh?

[mrsmaalox]

Huh?

Just clean out your inbox please so I can send you something!

[Avante]

Just clean out your inbox please so I can send you something!

Done

[JudynTX]

I see this place is still boring.

[JudynTX]

It sure is nice and quiet around here. :)

[bus driver]

damn, y doesn't anybody in this damn city know how to drive!!!
slow on the fuckn highway and speed demons on the side streets....:bang

[DJR210]

Chama Gaucha was the shit.

[Avante]

Why am I just now starting to see just how good The Grateful Dead were?

[AmericanPsycho]

Why am I just now starting to see just how good The Grateful Dead were?

Hard of hearing?

[bus driver]

the fuck is going on with the westside? cant they build roads to connect and overpass? that 151 and 1604 is bullshit and all the damn lights. WTF. damn Mexicans cant do anything right.
correcting the shit 10 years too late.

[bus driver]

went to that silo on 1604 and blanco (or something) and that place is pretty good. I would give it 4 stars out of 5.

[HarryLoLa]

SA needs more Traffic Cops to shut the bad drivers down. Do your part -- drive friendly.

[TheQuattro]

Toast

[Saved By Zero]

Making sun tea

[ididnotnothat]

Snacking on pineapple tidbits.

[Smart Ass]

Time to crash.

[bus driver]

I miss the troll forum.......fuck it was hot outside today.

[El Chorizo]

Si, muy caliente.

[Wilson]

.

[The Sun]

Good morning everyone! Get out there and be active today.

[mrsmaalox]

Had a pleasant little chit chat with Becky Hammon yesterday, she was riding her bike on the trail I was running. Nice lady :)

[Mark Celibate]

Had a pleasant little chit chat with Becky Hammon yesterday, she was riding her bike on the trail I was running. Nice lady :)
So what topic did you talk about? Some private stuff like if she is celibate or not?

[bus driver]

Elisa Amigo from fox29 is a hottie, nice B cup and a rare for SA, a flat stomach

[Chomper]

It's impossible to talk to a girl in a bar or any social setting because she's always with other girls.

[JoeChalupa]

Grilled corn is mighty tasty.

[JudynTX]

My coworker is being a pain in the ass.

[mrsmaalox]

Well now I know why I keep seeing Becky Hammon all over the place. She's just moved into our hood :) I believe she bought Michael Finley's house.

[bus driver]

I've been on ST since 2006! I need a job.

[Hungry farmer]

I'm hungry for some pan dulce.

[Fabbs]

An Everything bagel sounds good right now.

[Jimmy]

Jimmy burnt his toast.

[SweetCityWoman]

It's been awile.

[Re-Animator]

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[JoeChalupa]

I've got some real nasty gas today.

[TDMVPDPOY]

cbf searchin for thread about this topic

but if workers are complaining about low wages aka clowns who work in hospitality on shitty wages who rely on tips....isnt there a union that should be fighting for their work rights?

[Snickers]

Some of you need to bite me. Seriously.

[JoeChalupa]

Pineapple chunks make for a delicious snack.

[bus driver]

i like little caesars pizza and macs sux

[DMX7]

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WHO IS THIS????

[MANGINA]

Jello

[JudynTX]

The topics suck here as usual.

[LaMarcus Bryant]

I just rubbed shit all over my cock and balls :smokin:

-Horry

[RandomGuy]

mmmm spicy food is good.

I want fresh ground coffee grounds sprinkled around the room at my wake.

[RandomGuy]

The topics suck here as usual.

Well, the board is atrophying. Slow decay, a bit sad to watch.

[Vertigo]

http://www.nataliemaclean.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/Froot-Loops.jpgz

[JudynTX]

Well, the board is atrophying. Slow decay, a bit sad to watch.

Starting to look like Spurs Report.

[SpursforSix]

Starting to look like Spurs Report.

then start an interesting thread. quit complaining. be a part of the solution rather than the problem.

[JudynTX]

then start an interesting thread. quit complaining. be a part of the solution rather than the problem.

What was your username before?

[SpursforSix]

What was your username before?

i cant remember

[Biernutz]

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[JudynTX]

This is an Avante safe free zone.

[Insomniac]

I'm watching H5-0 and eating some smokie tacos.

[bus driver]

the first 48 is a cool show. well not the murders but....anywho. i want some tacos

[mrsmaalox]

Why can't I log on to ST on my ipad?

[bus driver]

why do people drive so slow in this damn city? i dont know why they are fixing the damn highways no drives over 40 unless they are on the access roads.

[bus driver]

Robin Williams is a good actor.

[RandomGuy]

Robin Williams was a good actor.

FIFY

[RandomGuy]

Why can't I log on to ST on my ipad?

Because Apple is worried that Spurstalk posters might try to crack that iphone...

[RandomGuy]

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[RandomGuy]

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[RandomGuy]

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[RandomGuy]

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[RandomGuy]

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[RandomGuy]

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[RandomGuy]

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[RandomGuy]

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[RandomGuy]

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[RandomGuy]

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[RandomGuy]

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[RandomGuy]

A98tf9krihg

ROFL...

[Avante]

I've been thinking where Jimi, Janis and Jim would be today if they'd lived. I can't see how Hendrix could have improved much on the guitar or how Joplin could have been anymore dynamic, but I do see Morrison getting heavier with his lyrics, more into his sound. I don't think we saw the best he had to over.

And, imagine Robert Johnson on an electric guitar. That really is a total bummer that we never got a chance to hear that. The guy had abnormal hands and fingers, huge~!

[I. Hustle]

SO I walked into Habañeros today for a burrito and a lemonade. As I was getting my drink, there was this girl sitting in a booth. She was talking on her cell phone and the only thing I heard was "Ok but I really need the money. I'm strapped right now and will do anything."
Of course I immediately thought "Hhhhmmmm this is like the beginning of a porn."

I could have been like
"Hello. I couldn't help but hear your conversation. I got an easy way for you to make a few bucks and maybe have a little fun."

[SpursforSix]

SO I walked into Habañeros today for a burrito and a lemonade. As I was getting my drink, there was this girl sitting in a booth. She was talking on her cell phone and the only thing I heard was "Ok but I really need the money. I'm strapped right now and will do anything."
Of course I immediately thought "Hhhhmmmm this is like the beginning of a porn."

I could have been like
"Hello. I couldn't help but hear your conversation. I got an easy way for you to make a few bucks and maybe have a little fun."

http://i46.tinypic.com/2v8okd5.jpg

[TDMVPDPOY]

hey is there a movie where the bad guy is last one standing and actually wins without death casualty? the anti hero type movie

[bus driver]

damn allergies

[JudynTX]

Summer hours, 4 day weekends coming up.

[MultiTroll]

Chili, cheese and Doritos are good when combined.

[JudynTX]

Why don't my videos show up in my posts?

[Avante]

Little old lady struggling with a gas pump...

Avante...let me get that for you.
old lady....God bless you dear.

About this time a car full of young black punks pull up with that gross rap crap blaring.

old lady...(just looks at me)
Avante...there ya go (finish pumping gas), I smile and put the nozzle back.

Avante walking over to the punks. (five of them)

Avante....excuse me gang but turn that shit down or off.

black punks...ok man.

Yep, size does matter.

[clambake]

age doesn't

[DJR210]

Bout sick and tired of fucking butterflies tbh

[Avante]

Watching Obama talk about things compared to how Trump/Clinton talk makes me wish we'd dump this 8 years only deal for a President. I'd rather have Obama than give either of those two a shot at it.

[DD]

Just found the song that's been in my head since I was a youngin...judging by the comments, it seems like this has subliminally stuck with lots of people through the years


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KPMRxgnxQhw

[JudynTX]

Why is SpursforSix always riding Avante's jock?

[I. Hustle]

Why is SpursforSix always riding Avante's jock?

SFS is 5'2" and can't grow facial hair.

[SpursforSix]

SFS is 5'2" and can't grow facial hair.

Listen guy...anyone that runs a 20.00 200m in...middle school...yep...he's going to have facial hair. Jack Reacher was a big guy...got it? If you read the Lee Childs books, you'd know that...huh? Tom Cruise?...
I'm the Lee Child's version of Reacher. Not Hollywoods. I lifted and played football. Grrrrrrr. YOU SHOOT SICK PEDO's IN THE HEAD. THAT's WHAT YOU DO. Here's a fucking blues video.

L-So4DLDvGc

[DD]

As a hung up the phone it occurred to me, muh bo-ah was just like me

[Blake]

Pizza Hut charges 25 cents for the 1 cent red pepper/parm packets but the Chinette brand plates, the napkins and plastic forks are all free.

[bus driver]

^ I havent had PH in a long time....maybe i should go get some for dinner
TXDOT sux ass. all those fools should be fired. they have really fucked up all the highways in this city. a 5 year old can do a better job with blocks at designing the fucking highways.
thats all