The completely random thought thread - Part 1

[marini martini]

.

[marini martini]

My leg hurts now :lol

Y'all twins? :lol

[mrsmaalox]

Oh gawd no :lol I just have a serious fear of breaking my leg.

[marini martini]

Just make sure you wear sensible shoes! :D

[mrsmaalox]

Time to start packing! :elephant

[Robber]

Time to start packing! :elephant


what time y'all leaving and where do you live at?

[silverblk mystix]

...but other than that Mrs. Lincoln ...how was the play?

[manufan10]

I need to make a trip to San Antonio to go see the Travis' letter.

[Reck]

Has anyone spaced out while brushing their teeth in the morning?

Happened to me today. Haven't been sleeping right the last couple of days and was deadly tired when I woke up. I might have fallen asleep while brushing my teeth for a minute or two. lol

[cantthinkofanything]

Has anyone spaced out while brushing their teeth in the morning?

Happened to me today. Haven't been sleeping right the last couple of days and was deadly tired when I woke up. I might have fallen asleep while brushing my teeth for a minute or two. lol

I don't fall asleep but there's plenty of times when I zone out while brushing my teeth or taking a shower and can't rember if I just started or if I've been doing it for 10 minutes. That's why I like the definitiveness of pooping. I can always look and see if I'm done.

[Reck]

Good to know its pretty common. Was afraid I was going narcoleptic or something. :lol

[bus driver]

WTF!

[Viva Las Espuelas]

BG569wZI1Z4

[Reck]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/7f1e065b9332bbc9a8e084ceb7791466/tumblr_mit0zdFGYm1r7uix4o1_1280.jpg

Can someone explain this to me? WTF..

New Technique?

[bus driver]

^ she must have gone to public school

[JudynTX]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/7f1e065b9332bbc9a8e084ceb7791466/tumblr_mit0zdFGYm1r7uix4o1_1280.jpg

Can someone explain this to me? WTF..

New Technique?

That takes facials to a whole different level.

[TimDunkem]

The girl I love just left me for a chance with someone else. :(

[bus driver]

The girl I love just left me for a chance with someone else. :(

that means you get the same opportunity. there are millions of women out there dont get stuck with one

[TimDunkem]

I know...I know..Thanks.

[JudynTX]

The girl I love just left me for a chance with someone else. :(

Lebomb might be able to hook you up with one of his salad tossing girlfriends. :D

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I thought he was the tosser

[Viva Las Espuelas]

The girl I love just left me for a chance with someone else. :(
Don't worry. She probably shared his DNA with you before she left.

[TimDunkem]

I know for a fact that she didn't, so...

[Viva Las Espuelas]

:lol

[mrsmaalox]

AMAZEBALLS

[marini martini]

Great trip!:toast:

[JudynTX]

I thought he was the tosser

Me thinks Lebomb is up for anything. :lol

[mrsmaalox]

Great trip!:toast

As I previously mentioned---AMAZEBALLS (one of the greatest Will-isms ;))

[JudynTX]

I'm watching panda porn.

[bus driver]

i think i forgot to put on deodorant

[JudynTX]

You did, I can smell you all the way over here.

[manufan10]

Anyone watch Amish Mafia? It's so crappy, but I can't stop watching! :lol

[JudynTX]

Anyone watch Amish Mafia? It's so crappy, but I can't stop watching! :lol

Oh yeah? Then you might like Welcome to Myrtle Manor. :lol

[mrsmaalox]

I just don't do much tv and can't handle "reality" tv at all. But I did watch an episode of that Cindy Lauper show and I was impressed that she has such a nice husband.

[cantthinkofanything]

I just don't do much tv and can't handle "reality" tv at all. But I did watch an episode of that Cindy Lauper show and I was impressed that she has such a nice husband.

Cindy doesn't look bad for 59.

[mrsmaalox]

Some people are like human gnats. I met one.

[marini martini]

Sometime a free drink, isn't free! :rolleyes

[bus driver]

^
true, this lady bought me a drink one time and then she became a chatty SOB. i should have ordered a more expensive drink.

[marini martini]

^ cheaper than a shrink.

[mrsmaalox]

Gennadiy is my best shrink and he ain't cheap.

[bus driver]

^
true.

her titties werent that great once the bra came off either. i lost on that one

[JoeChalupa]

I'm eating a banana.

[JudynTX]

^
true.

her titties werent that great once the bra came off either. i lost on that one

What makes titties great?

[cantthinkofanything]

What makes titties great?

no hair for starters

[mrsmaalox]

What makes titties great?

If they can stand up to the rigorous workout men like to give them!

[cantthinkofanything]

no warts for another thing

[JoeChalupa]

And no fakes!

[JudynTX]

:lol You guys

[JudynTX]

no warts for another thing

Just what kind of women are you hanging out with?

[bus driver]

no hair for starters


If they can stand up to the rigorous workout men like to give them!


no warts for another thing


What makes titties great?

all of the above and C or better. Although, nothing wrong with A or B......ok dont have enough time to go through the titty criteria process. just trust me or i can start a thread on bad titties for your viewing pleasure. :p:


And no fakes!

no, i can suck on some fake titties.

[manufan10]

Oh yeah? Then you might like Welcome to Myrtle Manor. :lol

I saw a commercial for that the other day. I was like, "Damn, anyone can get a tv show these days." :lol

BTW, any Duck Dynasty fans here?

[manufan10]

Oh yeah? Then you might like Welcome to Myrtle Manor. :lol

Oh yeah, and you can throw Buckwild from MTV on there too. :D

[JudynTX]

I saw a commercial for that the other day. I was like, "Damn, anyone can get a tv show these days." :lol

BTW, any Duck Dynasty fans here?

Yes Jack! I'm a fan of DD. :lol

[mrsmaalox]

Dammit I have sprayed so much of that Chloroseptic crap down my throat that I think my lungs are paralyzed and I can STILL feel it!! :(

[JudynTX]

Dammit I have sprayed so much of that Chloroseptic crap down my throat that I think my lungs are paralyzed and I can STILL feel it!! :(

What plague did you bring back? :sick

[mrsmaalox]

What plague did you bring back? :sick

Oh gawd, there's just no telling. But I'm sure I had a lot of fun contracting it :D

[JudynTX]

Oh gawd, there's just no telling. But I'm sure I had a lot of fun contracting it :D

Probably alcohol poisoning. :D

[mrsmaalox]

Probably alcohol poisoning. :D

Judging from my $451 bar tab, I've no doubt that alcohol was a contributing factor in whatever I picked up! :lol

[JudynTX]

Well damn! :lol

[silverblk mystix]

Dammit I have sprayed so much of that Chloroseptic crap down my throat that I think my lungs are paralyzed and I can STILL feel it!! :(


asthma?

[manufan10]

I can STILL feel it!! :(

You're welcome! :eyebrows :D


:lol

[bus driver]

i am getting springitis. dont want to work anymore and just go watch baseball

[mrsmaalox]

asthma?

It feels like a head cold with a huge painful knot in my throat. Guess I better get strep tested.

[mrsmaalox]

You're welcome! :eyebrows :D


:lol

Heh!

[manufan10]

Watching The Muppets at work. :D

[JudynTX]

Watching The Muppets at work. :D

That's not a nice way to describe your coworkers. :lol

[manufan10]

That's not a nice way to describe your coworkers. :lol

:lol

[JudynTX]

Are you off next week?

[manufan10]

Are you off next week?

Yup. Only 2 hours to go before I start Spring Break.

[JudynTX]

:flipoff :lol

[bus driver]

i think i ate too many almonds


:sick

[manufan10]

:flipoff :lol

:lmao

[ShinerBlack]

Kwikwash sucks

[mrsmaalox]

I've asked this question more than any other and have never gotten a good answer: Why are exterminators so damn creepy?! I dread his visits, makes my skin crawl. And I always get that weird feeling that he's gonna try to kiss me when he says goodbye :lol

[JudynTX]

I've asked this question more than any other and have never gotten a good answer: Why are exterminators so damn creepy?! I dread his visits, makes my skin crawl. And I always get that weird feeling that he's gonna try to kiss me when he says goodbye :lol

Hold up a can of Raid in his face. :lol

[mrsmaalox]

Hold up a can of Raid in his face. :lol

I'm sure kissing me is the last thing on his mind----I just have to think the creepiest things about the poor guy. And his name is Tobey :lol

[bus driver]

spicy ketchup is back bitches :chestbump

fuck in&out

http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7012/6705174951_47b3a042b4.jpg

[JudynTX]

I don't like it. ^^^

[bus driver]

^
WHAT!

with all that crazy sex talk, i wouldnt take you for a plain ketchup kind of girl. r do u not like ketchup......dont tell me mayo?

[JudynTX]

^
WHAT!

with all that crazy sex talk, i wouldnt take you for a plain ketchup kind of girl. r do u not like ketchup......dont tell me mayo?

I only spice it up in the bedroom. TYVM :D

[marini martini]

I only spice it up in the bedroom. TYVM :D

:tu

[bigzak25]

it has corn syrup! be careful with that shit!

[bus driver]

it has corn syrup! be careful with that shit!

what? does it give you the shitz?

[bigzak25]

no i'm just messing around. it's really the high fructose corn syrup they say is bad for you but i consume it on the regular in soda so i shouldn't talk to much...

i think i need to switch to mexican coke so that it's just pure sugar...

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Whores :lol

[Cochina]

Teks Juan to no Juan! :lol

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Ain't that the truth :lol

[JudynTX]

Working half day.

[mrsmaalox]

Working half day.

JD today?

[mrsmaalox]

I don't think I can take one more day of Prom dress drama :bang

[mrsmaalox]

Fucking delusional :lol

[Viva Las Espuelas]

'Til death do us part

















:rollin

[bus driver]

I don't think I can take one more day of Prom dress drama :bang

wow need to get my eyes checked....at first glance i thought it said porn......:wakeup

[JudynTX]

Why does today feel like Friday?

[this or that?]

I think it feels like a Tuesday.

[mrsmaalox]

wow need to get my eyes checked....at first glance i thought it said porn......:wakeup

:lol :nerd

[mrsmaalox]

Dang, I'm loving Spring Break with 3 teenagers! Windows washed, cars washed, dogs washed...:tu

[mrsmaalox]

mm: What's that?
MM: I brought you pizza last night! But you didn't even eat it :(
mm: You did?! That's so sweet, but I didn't know!
MM: Eh, that's okay. I dropped it like 8 times on the way back. But I cleaned off the dirt each time.
mm: You are just too thoughtful :lol

[marini martini]

^^^ That's what happens when you leave me drunk on a cruise ship at midnight! :lmao

[mrsmaalox]

But thank you for thinking of me :)

Your antics are playing on a loop thru my mind...

[bus driver]

friday, what to eat for lunch. i am sure all the fish places are packed to the windows.........

[bus driver]

jodi Arias is going to die. :wakeup

[Viva Las Espuelas]

That's one crazy bitch.

[mrsmaalox]

Double whammy tonight----The Wallflowers AND Eric Clapton!!! :downspin:

[Avante]

Judy comes home with a football jersey she bought at a Goodwill.

Judy...so who wore number 34?
Me...well...

Walter Payton who some consider the best back ever, he is without question the best HBCU back.

Earl Campbell the Tyler Rose who some consider the best of the power backs, he was out of Texas.

Thurmon Thomas who made Buffalo fans forget O.J.Simpson. Long before O.J lost his mind ya understand.

Cookie Gilchrist the first back in AFL history to gain a 1000 yards in a season, he was a Bill before O.J. Guy never played college ball. Straight from high school to the CFL....ah...that's football up in Canada. A 250 pound fullback back in the 60's.

Joe "The Jet" Perry, the first guy to have two back to back 1000 yard seasons, guy was out of Compton JC.

Ottis Anderson stll the Cards all time leading rusher out of Miami.

Judy...sure glad I only bought one.....sheesh~~~~~~~~~~~~

[mrsmaalox]

Amazeballs!

[vander]

vacuum insulated cups, like these:
https://nesclub.nespresso.com/img/pictures/08378.jpg

but in 12, 16 or 20 oz. (those are 5 oz.)

I can not find anything of the sort, does anyone here know if such a thing exists and where i might be able to buy it?

[Cochina]

Google es jur amigo, Chuey! :lol

[marini martini]

I love that word mm, I just wish I had heard it being said by the sayer! :lol

[mrsmaalox]

I love that word mm, I just wish I had heard it being said by the sayer! :lol

He's a man of amazeballs verbage ;)

Now did you hear the person who said this? "M, can't you just relax? Why does it always have to be something? You paid off the gay guys, can't we just have some fun now? Now you gotta worry about your CT?!"

[marini martini]

LoL! That was me, I said that!!! I'm funny as shit! :lmao

[JudynTX]

This place is starting to suck again.

[bus driver]

:sleep





something happend to my KVM and my KB wasnt working so i wanted to restart my computer and was hitting the enter key to restart but the KB wasnt working. :lol was getting mad why it wouldnt restart but the KB didnt work :lmao



....sorry entertaining my self

[mrsmaalox]

Keep forgetting how hot it is outside----I've already scorched my butt on my car seats twice and it's only March.

[bus driver]

Keep forgetting how hot it is outside----I've already scorched my butt on my car seats twice and it's only March.

true





I think that if i had back hair like a gorilla, i would wax it off. I dont see how hairy men dont wax their shit.

[JudynTX]

All I can do is shake my head.

[mrsmaalox]

All I can do is shake my head.

You should be shaking your booty!

[JudynTX]

jodi Arias is going to die. :wakeup


That's one crazy bitch.

Crazy is an understatement. Bitch lied on her PTSD test...........fail.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

PTSD test? Huh?

[2pac > Kobe]

That's one crazy bitch.

id hit it tbh

[JudynTX]

PTSD test? Huh?

Supposedly she has Post Traumatic Stress Disorder. :rolleyes She lied to the Psych doctor, so test is invalid. Stupid whore.

[bus driver]

id hit it tbh

i was thinking the same thing, but the bitch is crazy. like casey anthony.

they need to be taken to back of the shed and put down tbh.

[JudynTX]

i was thinking the same thing, but the bitch is crazy. like casey anthony.

they need to be taken to back of the shed and put down tbh.

Yesterday she was popping a pill while in court. People flooded the courthouse with calls about it. :lol She is hated so much.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

id hit it tbh

I wouldn't. She looked crazy before this trial. And those nasty roots of hers :vomit:

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Supposedly she has Post Traumatic Stress Disorder. :rolleyes She lied to the Psych doctor, so test is invalid. Stupid whore.
Uh, dumb whore

[JudynTX]

I wouldn't. She looked crazy before this trial. And those nasty roots of hers :vomit:


Uh, dumb whore

She's all of the above dude. I've seen her nudie pics....let's just say she likes anal.

[bus driver]

She's all of the above dude. I've seen her nudie pics....let's just say she likes anal.

u write it like it is a bad thing :p:

[JudynTX]

:lol

[marini martini]

:lmao

[JudynTX]

I'm about ready to strangle a co-worker. Procrastinate, procrastinate, procrastinate. :td

[mrsmaalox]

Procrastinate is practically my middle name!

[bus driver]

i keep shocking myself on things.....WTF

[mrsmaalox]

Me: Damn, I'm starving! Where's that hamburger place?
Will: You mean the place with the hamburgers?

:huh

[marini martini]

I didn't realize he was that bright! :lmao

[mrsmaalox]

Yea, I like 'em smart :)

[Cochina]

Ju like em breaving! Cut da chit! :lol

[Chingo Bling]

Ju like em breaving! Cut da chit! :lol

Puta, I can't stand you. Filthy mañosa. A horrible troll with your stank ass.

[mrsmaalox]

Ju like em breaving! Cut da chit! :lol

Breathing is good :)

[mrsmaalox]

Ouch, I thought Cochina and the Tamale King would make a cute couple.

[Cochina]

Wish juan?

[JoeChalupa]

Joe.....Joe....Joe Diffie!!
Joe.....Joe....Joe Diffie!!

[JudynTX]

I'm pretty irritated today.

[bus driver]

I'm pretty irritated today.

tell me about it, had to eat my breakfast with a knife. dont have any forks :pctoss

[mrsmaalox]

Superglue couldn't save my broken fingernail :(

[mrsmaalox]

Ugh I hate sitting here waiting for car repairs. At least they have wifi....

[Spur-Addict]

I hate when I receive a text message from someone who obviously knows me, but I have no idea who the hell they are. Then, the uncomfortable process of elimination occurs while trying to hide the fact that I don't recognize them. Sometimes you figure it out (like today), and other situations you're exposed and they get upset because you didn't have the number saved.

I haven't spoke to this old friend of mine since 2009. I've been through several phones since then and it's hard to maintain your whole book over the years. People slip through the cracks. But I can't stand the overly emotional "I'm so important types" who then leave that extended period of time between texts once you tell them you don't know who it is. :dramaquee

People should be more reasonable about something so trivial.

[bigzak25]

i get a handful of texts every new year wishing me a good one from i don't know who. I could text back who is this, but i decline to do it.

[JudynTX]

I've been so frustrated lately, what's wrong with me?

[mrsmaalox]

I've been so frustrated lately, what's wrong with me?

Obvious lack of sex on the beach; Believe me, it cures whatever ails ya' ;)

[JudynTX]

Obvious lack of sex on the beach; Believe me, it cures whatever ails ya' ;)

I just gotta get my husband to a beach, huh? :lol

[bus driver]

feeling sick, but must go to hooters for lunch today. :hungry:

[mrsmaalox]

Got my car back, finally! :convertib

[mrsmaalox]

Wow, Tootsie Pops have 60 calories each! Oh no, I'd better cut down.

[DeadlyDynasty]

Haitians are the most useless human beings on the planet...if I had the means I'd Holocaust them.

[JudynTX]

April, a busy month for me.

[bus driver]

jelly beans have to be the worst fuckn candy ever.

wait scratch that, those candy corns have to be the worst fuckn candy ever

[mrsmaalox]

jelly beans have to be the worst fuckn candy ever.

wait scratch that, those candy corns have to be the worst fuckn candy ever

Candy corn is horrible! I'm currently battling a Tootsie Pop and Charms Pop addiction. Don't know how to kick it :(

[bus driver]

^
luv some Charms Blow Pops
watermelon or sour apple is tops on my list.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

April, a busy month for me.

Me too :toast

[JudynTX]

Me too :toast

Do I know why? :lol

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Uh, I don't think so.

[mrsmaalox]

^
luv some Charms Blow Pops
watermelon or sour apple is tops on my list.

I don't do the Blow Pops cuz the gum is so hard it hurts my jaws, I just do the plain ones. When I was a kid they had Charms Pops that were huge, sweet on one side and sour on the other side. I miss those :depressed

[mrsmaalox]

Okay first thing.....one of my cats was driving me crazy about an hour ago, meowing and pawing and headbutting me to come feed her. But I was trying to watch a show so I shooed her away a bunch until she took off out the doggy door. Then a little while ago she came running back in and brought me a dead mouse. So I screamed and ran around trying to get her away from the mouse so it could be disposed of and the only way I could do it was to open a can of catfood and feed her. So now is she going to think that if she wants to be fed she has to bring me a mouse first?

[JudynTX]

Okay first thing.....one of my cats was driving me crazy about an hour ago, meowing and pawing and headbutting me to come feed her. But I was trying to watch a show so I shooed her away a bunch until she took off out the doggy door. Then a little while ago she came running back in and brought me a dead mouse. So I screamed and ran around trying to get her away from the mouse so it could be disposed of and the only way I could do it was to open a can of catfood and feed her. So now is she going to think that if she wants to be fed she has to bring me a mouse first?

You just messed up her mind. :lol

[xXx]

http://cs7010.vk.me/c7006/v7006551/239b/YejJrFTkjRI.jpg

[mrsmaalox]

Ewww the entrails :lol

[bus driver]

Okay first thing.....one of my cats was driving me crazy about an hour ago, meowing and pawing and headbutting me to come feed her. But I was trying to watch a show so I shooed her away a bunch until she took off out the doggy door. Then a little while ago she came running back in and brought me a dead mouse. So I screamed and ran around trying to get her away from the mouse so it could be disposed of and the only way I could do it was to open a can of catfood and feed her. So now is she going to think that if she wants to be fed she has to bring me a mouse first?


:lmao

cats are the best. i bet the cat is thinking that you wont procrastinate feeding her the next time she is hungry.

:lmao

[JudynTX]

I want a big bowl of fruit.

[marini martini]

There's trouble on my mind, and liquor on my breath

[mrsmaalox]

Marini honey! Nice to see you :)

[bus driver]

thanks JudyTX, you mentioned one time the Jodi Arias trial and now I notice it when reading the news and even started watching the trial. :pctoss :bang

[JudynTX]

thanks JudyTX, you mentioned one time the Jodi Arias trial and now I notice it when reading the news and even started watching the trial. :pctoss :bang

So you're watching Alice from the Brady Bunch on the stand? Her opinion is based on Jodi's lies. The fuck?

[bus driver]

^
you mean the dike? i was listening to her and thinking that she was full of shit.

[mrsmaalox]

LOL my doctor gave me promethazine w/codeine (yup, sizzurp) last week so I could sleep thru the night without coughing while my pneumonia clears up. Man, my dreams with that stuff are freaking amazing! Mountains of pink snakes, abandoned movie sets, MASH hospitals----last night I had to clear out a pack of vicious wolves from a theater because they kept attacking the audience! :lmao

[JudynTX]

Party tonight with Maalox & Marini!

[bus driver]

an hour and a half to go.....ugh

[marini martini]

^^^you driving the party bus???

[marini martini]

MM, I didn't know you had pneumonia? WoW, no kissing anyone for a while! :lol

[mrsmaalox]

MM, I didn't know you had pneumonia? WoW, no kissing anyone for a while! :lol

How do you think I got this in the first place? ;)

[marini martini]

You're lucky that's al you got!!!! :lmao

[mrsmaalox]

You're lucky that's al you got!!!! :lmao

:tu :lol

And please check your texts!

[I. Hustle]

You're lucky that's al you got!!!! :lmao

What are you trying to say? I'm dirty?

[marini martini]

You dirty, dirty boy!

[I. Hustle]

You dirty, dirty boy!

You know it, babe. So when are the three of us getting together again? Do I need to stop by Sam's for the KY?

[JudynTX]

Eeeek!

[mrsmaalox]

Eeeek!

Did you just see a mouse?

[marini martini]

I think she slipped on some KY. :lmao

[mrsmaalox]

GREAT party btw.....:tu

[I. Hustle]

GREAT party btw.....:tu

Talk about release. I think I sprained something.

[mrsmaalox]

Talk about release. I think I sprained something.

Yea, your imagination!! :lol

[bus driver]

i am never drinking on sunday again.

[I. Hustle]

Yea, your imagination!! :lol

No kidding, but you had some very creative ideas as well. Marini, don't think I left you out. That thing you did with the jolly ranchers and the dining room chair... outstanding.

[JudynTX]

GREAT party btw.....:tu

My family knows how to party.

[bus driver]

the "expert" in the jodi arias case is a loser

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I'm surprised that trial is going as long. Waste of taxpayer's money.

[bus driver]

^
i havent been following since the beginning but i think it is obvious that she is guilty


damn another fucking meeting :bang

i am watching the damn trial :pctoss

[JudynTX]

the "expert" in the jodi arias case is a loser

We call her DrLavaLamp. I call her Scarecrow because she doesn't have a brain.


I'm surprised that trial is going as long. Waste of taxpayer's money.

You're telling me.


^
i havent been following since the beginning but i think it is obvious that she is guilty


damn another fucking meeting :bang

i am watching the damn trial :pctoss

It has captivated the nation. :lol

[mrsmaalox]

Only takes me about 10 min in there to remember why I hate going to Walmart.

[JudynTX]

:(

[bus driver]

Only takes me about 10 min in there to remember why I hate going to Walmart.
shit, the smell alone should remind you in 1 minute


:(
whats wrong with you?

[mrsmaalox]

shit, the smell alone should remind you in 1 minute

I've been real sick lately so my sense of smell and taste have been gone for about 2 weeks :( What reminded me this time was the fact that there were more customers riding those scooter things than actual walking on their own 2 feet customers! I got run down twice between the parking lot and 100 yards into the store. It's like bumper cars at freaking Fiesta Texas!

[I. Hustle]

Late at night though there are some with decent bodies wearing extremely loose t shirts. They are always bending down to grab stuff. I can see clear all the way to China.

You are talking about OUR Walmart right? 1604/281

[mrsmaalox]

Yes the one that I can't wear sandals to or my feet are filthy black before I make the front door. Grossest parking lot ever!

[CheapBastard]

"Free" Poteet Strawberry Festival night tonight. $1 rides.

[silverblk mystix]

So a baby seal walks into a Club...

[ShinerBlack]

An family moved in downstairs and I guess the mom doesn't buy diapers cuz she had the seems pulled apart in the middle so when the little boy has to pee he just squats where he is and goes. I'm getting tired of trying to dodge puddles at the base of my stairway...

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Move out of the hood.

[mrsmaalox]

Where are you Marini?! We got a whack-a-mole situation brewing....:lol

[RandomGuy]

Yes the one that I can't wear sandals to or my feet are filthy black before I make the front door. Grossest parking lot ever!

FWIW:

Walmart has been named one of the worst retailers in terms of customer service in the US. They ahve taken cost cutting to an extreme and have trimmed back staff to comical levels. At least the people sitting in the scooters have a comfortable place to sit while they wait for the one cashier on duty to handle the 20+ customers waiting in line.

For the schadenfruede crowd:
There are some indications that Walmart, at least in some areas, has been cooking the books. Not confirmed, but there is a sniff of it in the business press, usually the first to break something important. The nature of what they are doing is that they are pushing relatively minor losses from shrinkage (aka theft) in the present into the future. This sort of distortion snowballs, into a large chunk that eventually becomes so large that everyone realizes what was happening and a huge stinky scandal breaks out.

I can only hope.

I for one, have stopped shopping at the one in San Marcos. Shitty location to get in and out of, mediocre produce, and the aforementioned shitty customer service. I will drive the extra 10-20 minutes, and forgo any "low prices" that might be offered. Just not worth it anymore, IMO.

[marini martini]

My phone's on the porch. Just a sec!

[mrsmaalox]

FWIW:

Walmart has been named one of the worst retailers in terms of customer service in the US. They ahve taken cost cutting to an extreme and have trimmed back staff to comical levels. At least the people sitting in the scooters have a comfortable place to sit while they wait for the one cashier on duty to handle the 20+ customers waiting in line.

For the schadenfruede crowd:
There are some indications that Walmart, at least in some areas, has been cooking the books. Not confirmed, but there is a sniff of it in the business press, usually the first to break something important. The nature of what they are doing is that they are pushing relatively minor losses from shrinkage (aka theft) in the present into the future. This sort of distortion snowballs, into a large chunk that eventually becomes so large that everyone realizes what was happening and a huge stinky scandal breaks out.

I can only hope.

I for one, have stopped shopping at the one in San Marcos. Shitty location to get in and out of, mediocre produce, and the aforementioned shitty customer service. I will drive the extra 10-20 minutes, and forgo any "low prices" that might be offered. Just not worth it anymore, IMO.

Ha, the one cashier! It seems so funny to me that the entire store is active and buzzing----until you get to the check out area; all the activity just stops there, like frozen in time, and it's dead quiet!

What's ridiculous is that I will adjust my shopping to end up there every couple of months because there is ONE item (a Great Value item) that I just love; it's pretty small too so I could realistically buy enough at once to last a couple of years but I never think of doing that when I'm there!

[mrsmaalox]

My phone's on the porch. Just a sec!

Bring your mallet too!

[marini martini]

No shit! Insensitive bastards!

[mrsmaalox]

Not the insensitivity that warrants the mallet---just the stupidity! lol

[mrsmaalox]

Oh, and Will is in Key West again this week----that's where I need to be! Wanna come with? Let's go! :lol

[Spur-Addict]

Sometimes you just need a good burger. Try not having a burger for two months, when you break the seal it's great.

[marini martini]

I'm ready, if we start hitch-hiking to Fla. we should make it there for the next sailing! :lol

[bus driver]

Sometimes you just need a good burger. Try not having a burger for two months, when you break the seal it's great.

speaking of burgers, i went to BK the other day and their burgers suck ass. i could two months easily w/o a burger if that was the only place to get one.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Their burgers literally stink.

[mrsmaalox]

Dayum, it's over 90 degrees outside. I went out for a short 30 min run and I got a sunburn on my shoulders and chest already!

[bus driver]

Dayum, it's over 90 degrees outside. I went out for a short 30 min run and I got a sunburn on my shoulders and chest already!

pics or i call BS

[mrsmaalox]

pics or i call BS

Well I was wearing a tanktop so it's not on any of the good parts :lol Just from my collarbones to where the cleavage starts.

[bus driver]

i just spent 1.50 on an apple from HEB CM and damn that was delicious.

[JudynTX]

Gonna have pulled pork for lunch.

[Fabbs]

fresh dates are good as a breakfast side.

[bus driver]

Well I was wearing a tanktop so it's not on any of the good parts :lol Just from my collarbones to where the cleavage starts.

boo!

[Spur-Addict]

speaking of burgers, i went to BK the other day and their burgers suck ass. i could two months easily w/o a burger if that was the only place to get one.

This is true. Although, I tend to frequent small restaurants and shops these days so no B.K.

I'm going with a freshly made Turkey/Prov/Lettuce/Tomato/Mustard on a Sub/Hoagie today. Also, I think it's terrible as a male to tuck your shirt in when you wear jeans. Looks ridiculous IMO.

[CuckingFunt]

Someone in this thread needs to clear their PMs.

[marini martini]

Damn, I could have been driving a Carrera and living in a big ass house

[JudynTX]

I'm not too excited about Fiesta this year, dunno why.

[mrsmaalox]

Damn, I could have been driving a Carrera and living in a big ass house

Ha! I figured you were having fun when I didn't receive a "Help! W-a-M!!" alert from you! :D

[Avante]

How can ya have three TV's having one package of programming and then one with some other programming all working off the same satellite?

[Avante]

Just so you know.....faulty wiring from satellite to box.

[bus driver]

holy shit, i just kicked in the face. it knocked the wind out of me and my eyes teared up like a 5 yr old kid who just dropped their lollipop. so for the luv of god, please practice the courtesy flush method. :vomit:

[mrsmaalox]

I'm sleep deprived and food deprived. I wish there was an omelette delivery service here.

[Spur-Addict]

I'm not ashamed of it. I-like-rice-pudding. Rice.......Pudding. Just had a small Cookies N' Cream rice pudding with lunch two hours ago. It was great. It's so good I now hate regular pudding. I accidentally bought regular choc. pudding two weeks ago, and I bought cho. rice pudding a few days later and you can guess what's still in the fridge. I wasn't a big pudding eater before I found rice pudding. It was ok, "eh" at best. Now I have to watch myself around it. It's like a drug or something. I see rice pudding in the store and I start shaking in the aisle. I hurry up and head to the next aisle with sweat on my forehead. Well, it's not that bad but....

It's crazy, how an additive can make that "thing" a million times better. Adding color to the TV. Leather interior to a car. Scotch/Bourbon/Whiskey to anything but milk. Some of the best things in human history just needed a little twist. I discovered not too long ago that rice in pudding............................is one of those things.

[CuckingFunt]

Scotch/Bourbon/Whiskey to anything but milk.

You're missing out: http://neworleanscuisine.blogspot.com/2005/04/bourbon-milk-punch.html

[Spur-Addict]

You're missing out: http://neworleanscuisine.blogspot.com/2005/04/bourbon-milk-punch.html

I'm lactose intolerant, so I try not to push my stomach too far. Although, I do eat pizza and certain foods. But I can't can't do it with alcohol. Egg Nog etc.

[silverblk mystix]

My new home furnishing;


http://www.amazon.com/dp/B002ZLEB8E/?tag=047-20

[JudynTX]

Why is sausage on a stick so good?

[silverblk mystix]

Why is sausage on a stick so good?

You naughty girl...

[JudynTX]

:lol Nothing naughty about eating some sausage.

[mrsmaalox]

I must be going to die soon. My entire childhood is flashing before my eyes! In the last few months I've been to Neil Young and Eric Clapton shows---next month is ELO, Alan Parsons and Hall and Oates; June is Todd Rundgren and Aug is Steely Dan (greatest band ever). I have tickets to all of them except Rundgren they aren't on sale yet. Wonder who'll show up next?

[marini martini]

I must be going to die soon. My entire childhood is flashing before my eyes! In the last few months I've been to Neil Young and Eric Clapton shows---next month is ELO, Alan Parsons and Hall and Oates; June is Todd Rundgren and Aug is Steely Dan (greatest band ever). I have tickets to all of them except Rundgren they aren't on sale yet. Wonder who'll show up next?



Jitterbug Vipers??? :lmao

[mrsmaalox]

Jitterbug Vipers??? :lmao

Aw hell no!! That was the night you almost died---from me killing you for abandoning me in that place with that weird shit....:lol :lol

[to21]

Why is sausage on a stick so good?chicken on a stick>>>>sausage on a stick

[Spur-Addict]

The world agrees that Vagina on a stick trumps all.

[to21]

The world agrees that Vagina on a stick trumps all.followed by tits on a stick!

[TDMVPDPOY]

u know those clowns faithful to their religion whether its a priest or nun, monks faithful to the faith and celibacy...

so what happens if you put 2 opposite sex together in a room and porno on 24/7, would they start mounting each other or remain celibacy...

[bus driver]

chicken on a stick>>>>sausage on a stick

never had chicken on a stick, but i know the line is always long as fuck.