The completely random thought thread - Part 1

[JoeChalupa]

I must be going to die soon. My entire childhood is flashing before my eyes! In the last few months I've been to Neil Young and Eric Clapton shows---next month is ELO, Alan Parsons and Hall and Oates; June is Todd Rundgren and Aug is Steely Dan (greatest band ever). I have tickets to all of them except Rundgren they aren't on sale yet. Wonder who'll show up next?

Wow. Those take me back decades.

[JudynTX]

If you don't respond to him, he will just go away.

[mrsmaalox]

If you don't respond to him, he will just go away.

It's a good strategy, esp here. But sometimes you just call in Marini and her mallet......

[marini martini]

Yeah, my mallet has settled a lot of scores lately! :fight

[TDMVPDPOY]

help ur countrymen to get a green card and they just fuck off on you taking everything

fool me once, fool me twice some of these clowns should know better then going back home to their parents motherland marrying the finest hot looking bitch

[mrsmaalox]

^^Wankers!!!

[JudynTX]

I'm so glad Fiesta is over.

[mrsmaalox]

I'm so glad Fiesta is over.

I was pretty grossed out seeing the pictures of all the trash in the river---but I think that was more caused by the rain washing it all in there.

[JudynTX]

I was pretty grossed out seeing the pictures of all the trash in the river---but I think that was more caused by the rain washing it all in there.

Do you swim in the river? :lol

[mrsmaalox]

Do you swim in the river? :lol

I actually have! But it was way down in Karnes City and after much cajoling and being called "chicken" by lots of little kids :lol

[bus driver]

:sleep

i think i have a case of the mondays.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I'm so glad Fiesta is over.

Why?

[JudynTX]

Why?

Because I'm broke now fool. :lol

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Oh :lol I didn't do too bad this year. Also, didn't go crazy with the food. Prices are ridiculous now.

[JudynTX]

Oh :lol I didn't do too bad this year. Also, didn't go crazy with the food. Prices are ridiculous now.

For real though. Some fool was charging $6.00 for corn in a cup. Pffffffffffft :lol

[Viva Las Espuelas]

For real though. Some fool was charging $6.00 for corn in a cup. Pffffffffffft :lol

Pfffffff. Pendejos. I'd do $4 but that's my cutoff. Oh and sausage on a stick was good :D

[JudynTX]

Pfffffff. Pendejos. I'd do $4 but that's my cutoff. Oh and sausage on a stick was good :D

I was at San Fernando and they had these Potato Swirl Stacks.....OMFG.........so good. Sausage was damn good at Oyster Bake.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I was there too and those potato things sucked. And I love potatoes.

[DeadlyDynasty]

Yoga pants and Miami women is the greatest marriage of all time

[JudynTX]

Someone needs to empty out their inbox.

[mrsmaalox]

Damn, I just walked out into my backyard and was almost overcome by PineSol fumes. My neighbor's house and yard should be pretty clean now.

[JudynTX]

Closing arguments for the Jodi Arias tomorrow, then jury watch. That bitch better get the death penalty!!!!

:pctoss:hang

[bus driver]

Closing arguments for the Jodi Arias tomorrow, then jury watch. That bitch better get the death penalty!!!!

:pctoss:hang

what! havent been watching the past few days. started to watch this morning but then i had do stuff for work so i missed it.

[bus driver]

the prosecution is letting JA's story have it.
jodi has to be found guilty

[JudynTX]

the prosecution is letting JA's story have it.
jodi has to be found guilty

Just remember he has the last word. :tu Bitch going down in flames.

[bus driver]

she has put on the water works.

[mrsmaalox]

Man the wind is crazy, going in every direction. It keeps blowing out the flames on my grill!

[mrsmaalox]

Hahaha, good drama/bannings in the NBA forum last night :lmao Hope they last.....

[bus driver]

saw this ~6 yr old kid wearing a michael jackson glove, hat and jacket.
he was dancing, moonwalking and shit.

i was disturbed

[TDMVPDPOY]

was at a wedding, god i hate sitting through speeches......why do brides maids always cry and shit when giving a speech, its not ur time...its the brides time so stfu and take ur crying somewhere else....nobody gives a shit about ur backstory how you all met and shit, get this shit over and done with so everyone can have cake

[Spur-Addict]

When short on sleep, aggrivation is inevitable. Suddenly, everyones bullshit seems so much more evident, and intolerable.

[Pick of Destiny]

Closing arguments for the Jodi Arias tomorrow, then jury watch. That bitch better get the death penalty!!!!

:pctoss:hang

Guilty as charged!

[JudynTX]

Guilty as charged!

Yeah that bitch is gonna die. She wants to die now, not later.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

She's psycho.

[JudynTX]

She's psycho.

Did you ever see pics of her 3rd hole? :wow :lol

[bus driver]

Did you ever see pics of her 3rd hole? :wow :lol
:wow

please share, saw a pic of her naked with black bars going across the goods :depressed

she is crazy as fuck and must meet the end of the needle....but i wouldnt mind a night with her :p:

[JudynTX]

:wow

please share, saw a pic of her naked with black bars going across the goods :depressed

she is crazy as fuck and must meet the end of the needle....but i wouldnt mind a night with her :p:

Uselessjunk.com is your friend :lol

[mrsmaalox]

Did you ever see pics of her 3rd hole? :wow :lol

Eww. Why would anyone want to see that? Just her face is weird enough---I always think she's the kind my grandpa meant when he said someone had a "cara de nalga" LOL!

[JudynTX]

Eww. Why would anyone want to see that? Just her face is weird enough---I always think she's the kind my grandpa meant when he said someone had a "cara de nalga" LOL!

They were part of the crime scene photos. The skank took them before she killed him.

[bus driver]

Uselessjunk.com is your friend :lol


:wow


:toast


:jack


:sleep

[JudynTX]

:wow


:toast


:jack


:sleep

She's been around the block a few times, wouldn't you say?

[bus driver]

She's been around the block a few times, wouldn't you say?


i dont want to judge, but she might have some issues holding it in.

[JudynTX]

i dont want to judge, but she might have some issues holding it in.

:lol :lol

[marini martini]

Well now she has a place to hide the shank! :O

[mrsmaalox]

Well now she has a place to hide the shank! :O

:lmao Excellent :toast

[bus driver]

Well now she has a place to hide the shank! :O

:lol

[mrsmaalox]

Uselessjunk.com is your friend :lol

Thanks a lot Judy! I just wasted waaaay too much time at that site :wow

:lol

[Viva Las Espuelas]

She's been around the block a few times, wouldn't you say?
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/2e/Roast_beef.jpg

[JudynTX]

I guess I won't want any BBQ this weekend. ^^^

[Viva Las Espuelas]

:toast

[mrsmaalox]

Holy fuckballs that seat was hot! Scorched my butt :(

[bus driver]

^
pics or i call bs

[mrsmaalox]

Why do they always get me involved in this stuff?!?!

[bus driver]

damn, just ate a donut for breakfast and it was damn good.

[mrsmaalox]

Counting down the hours until.....Mexican beach, Mexican beer, Mexican shrimp..... :toast

[bus driver]

Counting down the hours until.....Mexican beach, Mexican beer, Mexican shrimp..... :toast

going to the westside? :wakeup

[mrsmaalox]

going to the westside? :wakeup

LOL! Nope, headed south...

[marini martini]

Brownsville? :lol

[JudynTX]

I cancelled my Netflix account.

[Avante]

Netflix needs to dump all that TV stuff and add all old those cult classics. The Creeping Unknown, Hercules and the Barbarians, etc etc etc.

[bus driver]

JA statement is full of BS...donating shit to non-profit organizations. :lmao

[Viva Las Espuelas]

She's frickin' delusional still. When she pulled out that Survivor T-shirt I changed it. No way that jury gives her life. If they do they should all be pissed on.

[JudynTX]

She's frickin' delusional still. When she pulled out that Survivor T-shirt I changed it. No way that jury gives her life. If they do they should all be pissed on.

The skank didn't even say she was sorry. GTFOOH......there's a needle with your name on it.

[bus driver]

She's frickin' delusional still. When she pulled out that Survivor T-shirt I changed it. No way that jury gives her life. If they do they should all be pissed on.

watching online, didnt see the shirt, but a survivor t-shirt. thats fucked. if i was the sister, i would have jumped over at her and beat her face in.

[JoeChalupa]

She won't be executed anyhow.

[JudynTX]

watching online, didnt see the shirt, but a survivor t-shirt. thats fucked. if i was the sister, i would have jumped over at her and beat her face in.

And then the Judge lifted the ban on Jodi doing interviews, WHILE THE JURY IS DELIBERATING! WTFF? Fail in Phoenix...Justice System sucks ass.

[bus driver]

She won't be executed anyhow.

if she is not given the DP, then this would be as worse as casey anthony getting off.


And then the Judge lifted the ban on Jodi doing interviews, WHILE THE JURY IS DELIBERATING! WTFF? Fail in Phoenix...Justice System sucks ass.

just saw a partial interview with her talking in jail (i guess) on fox.com or cnn.com and that bitch is worthless. and why doesnt she wear her inmate clothes? she is a convicted murder? this crazy shit.

[Avante]

Nothing tastes worst than hot beer.

[JudynTX]

So the freaking jury can't come to an unanimous decision. What a load of dog shit.

[mrsmaalox]

So the freaking jury can't come to an unanimous decision. What a load of dog shit.

So if they can't come to a unanimous death decision, is it then an automatic life term?

[JudynTX]

So if they can't come to a unanimous death decision, is it then an automatic life term?

No, they find another jury for the penalty phase.

[mrsmaalox]

No, they find another jury for the penalty phase.

Well that's weird. How will the new jury know if the crime fits the criteria for the death penalty if they haven't heard all the evidence in the case?

[JudynTX]

Well that's weird. How will the new jury know if the crime fits the criteria for the death penalty if they haven't heard all the evidence in the case?

Bingo! Yeah, good luck finding potential jurors who haven't been exposed to this case.

[I. Hustle]

Bingo! Yeah, good luck finding potential jurors who haven't been exposed to this case.

They could pick me. I have no idea what you are talking about.

Don't tell anyone though because I wouldn't want to do jury duty

[JudynTX]

:lol What they need to do is ship her ass to Texas. Problem solved.

[mrsmaalox]

Do men ever NOT think with their dicks? :lol

[JudynTX]

I hope Axl Rose shows up on Sunday.

[bus driver]

Do men ever NOT think with their dicks? :lol

it plays a part in most of my daily decision making.....so for me that would be a no

[Avante]

When did the music die?

[mrsmaalox]

Wow, my body is SORE----muscles I didn't even know were there! It hurts good though :fight

[JudynTX]

I'm still recovering from Rockfest!

[I. Hustle]

Wow, my body is SORE----muscles I didn't even know were there! It hurts good though :fight

I told you we were going to try some different things. Aside from the soreness, how did you like the swing?

[bus driver]

i am glad, i havent missed anything here :wakeup

[JudynTX]

i am glad, i havent missed anything here :wakeup

We were waiting for you to come back.

[bus driver]

We were waiting for you to come back.

thanks

[Avante]

How long before another....BOOM!!!!!!!!!!...coming from some crazed Muslims?

[Spur-Addict]

How long before another....BOOM!!!!!!!!!!...coming from some crazed Muslims?

I'd say if they don't kill that U.S soldier who murdered 16 Afghan women and children, then stacked and attempted to burn their bodies, there will be a boom or mass killing soon. I think it was 9 children, not sure.

[The Reckoning]

Wow, my body is SORE----muscles I didn't even know were there! It hurts good though :fight


are you waddling?

[mrsmaalox]

are you waddling?

lol It wasn't that kind of workout

[clambake]

lol It wasn't that kind of workout

did you hear about the girl that went fishing with 7 sailors......and came back with a red snapper?

[mrsmaalox]

did you hear about the girl that went fishing with 7 sailors......and came back with a red snapper?

Ha!

[mrsmaalox]

I just LOVE having a refrigerator stuffed with leftover party food! I won't be doing any cooking or grocery shopping for a few days!! Yay!!

[JudynTX]

Hot as fuck.

[mrsmaalox]

Hot as fuck.

Aw, thanks hon! ;)

[bus driver]

:pctoss

my girl jennifer love hewitt is knocked up and getting married :bang:pctoss:madrun:hang

it is a sad day for me ......:depressed

in nine months she will be damaged goods :(

[DeadlyDynasty]

If any of you have an ancient chinese secret shop in your neck of the woods, then get some Tiger Balm. This shit is amazing and has many uses. Enjoying it's decongestant qualities right now.

[JudynTX]

If any of you have an ancient chinese secret shop in your neck of the woods, then get some Tiger Balm. This shit is amazing and has many uses. Enjoying it's decongestant qualities right now.

Tiger Balm is the shit. :tu Fuck you Bengay. :lol

[mrsmaalox]

I went to the Tiger Balm "themepark" in Hong Kong---weirdest fucking place I've ever been. Nightmarish.

[DeadlyDynasty]

People who use the elevator to go up or down one floor (when they clearly don't need to) deserve to die a horrible, AIDS-related death. This is especially frustrating in hospitals.

[cute_spursfan]

People who use the elevator to go up or down one floor (when they clearly don't need to) deserve to die a horrible, AIDS-related death. This is especially frustrating in hospitals.

:lol lulz.

[cute_spursfan]

im at the bar filled with lame, fruity-ass heat fans!!!! they wont shut their dick sucker :bang

[bus driver]

im at the bar filled with lame, fruity-ass heat fans!!!! they wont shut their dick sucker :bang

its alright in a week they will put their laker jerseys back on once the spurs win the series.


:flag: :lobt2: :flag: :lobt:

[cute_spursfan]

its alright in a week they will put their laker jerseys back on once the spurs win the series.


:flag: :lobt2: :flag: :lobt:

haha. preach!!!

[I. Hustle]

did you hear about the girl that went fishing with 7 sailors......and came back bored as hell?

fify

[JudynTX]

I forgot to wear my Spurs shirt today. :(

[mrsmaalox]

I'm tired of coffee, guess it's back to my old standby Earl Grey.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I forgot to wear my Spurs shirt today. :(

smh.

[JudynTX]

smh.

I know. I feel really dirty.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

you should. i'm 280 miles from my place and I have my spurs shirt on. mmhmmm.

[mrsmaalox]

I forgot to wear my Spurs shirt today. :(

You should go home at lunch and change. Or just get to the nearest HEB and buy one.

[JudynTX]

you should. i'm 280 miles from my place and I have my spurs shirt on. mmhmmm.

I'm gonna print out the logo and pin it to my shirt. :D

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I'm gonna print out the logo and pin it to my shirt. :D
:tu

[JudynTX]

You should go home at lunch and change. Or just get to the nearest HEB and buy one.

No, cause then I'll want to buy beer for the office.

[mrsmaalox]

No, cause then I'll want to buy beer for the office.

And that's a problem why?

[I. Hustle]

And that's a problem why?

Which is what Maalox said to me when I said "But Maa, I'm married. So are you!"

[mrsmaalox]

Which is what Maalox said to me when I said "But Maa, I'm married. So are you!"

I am?!?!

[mrsmaalox]

I'm so anxious for the game tonight I could just :smchode:

[Spur-Addict]

I'm so anxious for the game tonight I could just :smchode:

I'm actually pretty relaxed despite the circumstances.

[cute_spursfan]

im anxious for tonights game. about 2 smoke sum bud to mellow me out

[JudynTX]

Some people can't help but be stupid, they are born that way.

[mrsmaalox]

Whoa, 2 Dos Equis-a-ritas at Alamo Café.....I'll be passing out now----wake me in time for the game :flag:

[bus driver]

i need a back massage :sleep

[mrsmaalox]

I hate AT&T Uverse!!!! I should be apartment hunting in Austin right now, NOT sitting here waiting for a technician to show up!! :madrun

[silverblk mystix]

Not that I miss the stupidity...

but wtf ever happened to CANTTHINKOFSHITANYMORE?????

[Viva Las Espuelas]

i need a back massage :sleep
i need a front massage

[cute_spursfan]

had me a dream spurs lost game 5. smh....whole day ruined now

[smaka]

had me a dream spurs lost game 5. smh....whole day ruined now


Poor you, your dreams won't come true, but you could Neal with it, right? :lol

[cute_spursfan]

Poor you, your dreams won't come true, but you could Neal with it, right? :lol
I hope you're right!!!! do u live in Slovenia? im from Albania :lol

[smaka]

I hope you're right!!!! do u live in Slovenia? im from Albania :lol

Yes I do! Too young to be wandering around the world :lol You're in NYC I see? That's quite an upgrade from Albania, hehe. ;)

[Spur-Addict]

Penn Jillette's Celebrity Apprentice ice cream, not baaaaaaad.

[DeadlyDynasty]

What's the scientific explanation for retard strength?

[mrsmaalox]

OMG!! Freaking the fuck out!!!!!

[RandomGuy]

Boink.

or should it be...

Boinc

Oh yes, you should google it. Fascinating.

[JudynTX]

I remembered to wear my Spurs shirt today. :D

[mrsmaalox]

I remembered to wear my Spurs shirt today. :D

Good girl!! Are you a nervous wreck? ;)

[mrsmaalox]

Dammit! I just unknowingly allowed a Miami fan into my house!! Now I need to fumigate the place before tonight LOL

[bus driver]

^WTF
damn the guys better win tonight. my liver needs a rest

[JudynTX]

8 days!!!! :danceclub:cheer

[mrsmaalox]

:cry

[JudynTX]

So many mixed emotions.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

So many mixed emotions.

Had to buy my coffee :depressed

[mrsmaalox]

So many mixed emotions.

I managed to pull myself out of the fetal position and go for a run; feeling better now, head clearing, hopefully I can get it together for tomorrow.

[JudynTX]

Had to buy my coffee :depressed

I had to buy my own taco. :(


I managed to pull myself out of the fetal position and go for a run; feeling better now, head clearing, hopefully I can get it together for tomorrow.

I need a spa day to get over this shit.

[bus driver]

:pctoss

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I had to buy my own taco. :(.

Huh?

[JudynTX]

Huh?

Taco Cabana. :lol

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Yuck. That place sucks shit now. I went to a new place that opened by my place and I thought I was eating taco bell. Boy, have they fallen. Sad.

[JudynTX]

Yuck. That place sucks shit now. I went to a new place that opened by my place and I thought I was eating taco bell. Boy, have they fallen. Sad.

But the margaritas are good. :lol

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Those are eh.

[The Gemini Method]

Been away too long...nice seeing the place is still alive and well.

[JudynTX]

For $1.50 they aren't bad.

[mrsmaalox]

But the margaritas are good. :lol

I had the best margarita in my life last weekend at the Taco Garage on Broadway; frozen in the machine but with real limes, not margarita mix.

[marini martini]

I love Taco Garage!

[mrsmaalox]

I love Taco Garage!

I was surprised how good it was, ended up there because it was walking distance (too tipsy to drive) from where we were drinking at the Big Hops Growler Station. And they have delicious puffy tacos too, now I know what the fuss is all about :toast

[leemajors]

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=95c_1371654375

[mrsmaalox]

I'm depending on this pedicure followed by a 2 martini lunch to get me out of this funk......:cry

[JudynTX]

Watching the George Zimmerman trial.

[DeadlyDynasty]

Dispatched to a nursing home in South Miami (supposedly one of the better ones), and here's how it went...

Me: What's wrong with the patient?
RN: Altered mental status. She hasn't been herself the past week. Decline in function, so she needs to be evaluated at the hospital.
Me: OK. {Looks through her paperwork}. I notice she has DM, what was her sugar?
RN: The attending RN didn't write it down, but she just took it 15 minutes ago.

I go in to assess the pt, and she's largely unresponsive. She has no O2 on her or IV access. Check sugar...glucometer reads: "High"

smfh

[mrsmaalox]

Mmm, fruit punch sherbet is yummy. :p:

[mrsmaalox]

Son of a bitch, I broke my spoon. Shoveling this stuff into my piehole...

[JudynTX]

It feels like 200 degrees outside.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I've never seen The Princess Bride and don't ever feel the need to.

[mrsmaalox]

I'm ready to go home!!!

[marini martini]

I'm ready to go home!!!


You couldn't get in to see him either?

[mrsmaalox]

You couldn't get in to see him either?

Him who?

[marini martini]

The Wiz!

[mrsmaalox]

Ohhhhhh. Now I get it! No just ready to get out of that effed up Austin traffic!

[mrsmaalox]

LOL!! My dog is putting on a big pitiful show, carrying around his empty food bowl, stopping every few seconds in front of me to drop it and lick it clean! :lmao

[bus driver]

today is my friday and i am ready for lunch

[silverblk mystix]

Had to go to S.A. a few days ago...

Took some "take home" from a place called, "TIAGO'S"...

Not too horrible and I had never heard of it before. Anyone tried it?

[mrsmaalox]

Oh hell, my friend brought me a bunch of almond barks from Wiseman House, and I forgot I still had some and now it tastes like refrigerator :(

[TeyshaBlue]

Diet A&W is better than regular A&W. Not even close.

[mrsmaalox]

Diet A&W is better than regular A&W. Not even close.

Teysha in "random thoughts"? How random.

[JudynTX]

The power of the house shifts tonight.

[Spur-Addict]

Today, is BBQ day. Yeaaaah buddy.

[marini martini]

I would like a garden home near S. Presa.

[mrsmaalox]

I would like a garden home near S. Presa.
Remember, I promised I'd help you mow the lawn? lol

[marini martini]

Remember, I promised I'd help you mow the lawn? lol


Hell, all you have to do is sit in a lawn chair in the front yard, and you'd get all kinds of offers to get it done for free! :tu

[mrsmaalox]

Hell, all you have to do is sit in a lawn chair in the front yard, and you'd get all kinds of offers to get it done for free! :tu

And then you and I just have to drink the Bloody Mary's :D

[JudynTX]

Hope I can stay awake at work today. :sleep:sleep

[Chief Brody]

I had a crush on Lisa Loeb in the 90's...she perfected the sexy librarian look imo

[mrsmaalox]

Cracks me up that you can buy a whole wardrobe at HEB now :lol

[JudynTX]

That was a damn good puffy taco I just had.

[mrsmaalox]

Dammit, found a big, hairy, shit-buzzing, filthy fly in my honey jar :flipoff

But I have another jar :)

[Relevancy]

I have to take a big deuce, but I'm at the mall. Whenever it feels like one is coming out I sneeze it back in.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

that's amazing. how do you get your nose right by your asshole?

[visitor]

Weird, just plain weird

[Relevancy]

that's amazing. how do you get your nose right by your asshole?Well thank god I have a very strong will, or else I would have shitted by pants right in the Mall. I don't like going into Public restrooms, what i meant was that I suck it back in using my ass cheek muscles.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Ah. I see.

[ViceCity84]

Im under dark psychosis.My latest was voices within telling me ""Go for it""
Play the lotto and scratch-offs.I did and won $100 but I have to keep on going.

[bus driver]

i wish i was a school teacher during the summers

[JudynTX]

I'm ready for some football.

[mrsmaalox]

Been waiting since 6:30am for the rain to start (or at least a lunch invite)---guess it's time to accept my fate and go for my run :depressed

[JudynTX]

Updated Harvey pics. :D

[mrsmaalox]

Updated Harvey pics. :D

WHERE?!?

[JudynTX]

You don't see them? :(

[visitor]

Just visiting, glad I don't live here?

[mrsmaalox]

You don't see them? :(

Now I do. Very nice. But I'll miss the pen in the mouth one. I'm quite mesmerized by a man with an oral fixation :lol

[ohmwrecker]

Why doesn't Avante just post all his shit in here?!

[ohmwrecker]

Also, bagel, cream cheese, peanut butter, banana. Delicious.

[TeyshaBlue]

Cream cheese is the work of satan.

[mrsmaalox]

So I was out on my lunch date, some guy got seated at the table next to us, and proceeded to tie on a bib.

[Sportcamper]

I think a tree house is really insensitive…That's like killing something and then making one of its friends hold it….

[JudynTX]

I'm bored at work.

[bus driver]

I'm bored at work.

+1

and i just got here.
shit i havent even started working

[CuckingFunt]

If people want me to respond to their PMs, it's helpful to keep their inbox clear.

[mrsmaalox]

OMG I'm laying in bed watching "Old School" on TBS--- I'm really busting a gut here, never seen it before :lol

[JudynTX]

Most threads here are garbage.

[mrsmaalox]

Ugh, trying to work thru this sore hip, no running just walking :(

[JudynTX]

Is it football season yet?

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Yes. Soon dogs will breathe a collective sigh of relief in Philly ;)

[JudynTX]

Sometimes I feel like I have to take a shower whenever I sign out of ST.

[mrsmaalox]

Yup. A couple of dudes here have a severe case of keyboard diarrhea :lol

[JudynTX]

Yup. A couple of dudes here have a severe case of keyboard diarrhea :lol

Actually, they have a case of the Ego's.

[mrsmaalox]

Whew, successfully avoided a tangle with a porky-pine...

[JudynTX]

What to do this weekend? Hmmmmmmmmmmm

[bus driver]

What to do this weekend? Hmmmmmmmmmmm

beer and prostitutes kicks it off pretty good. (or strippers)

[Viva Las Espuelas]

What to do this weekend? Hmmmmmmmmmmm

Your husband.

[mrsmaalox]

Damn my tan lines are weird! My arms are sooo dark, then the first tan line layer is running top, shorts, and running shoes. Then the next layer is bathing suit and flip flops. I'm all stripey looking!

[JudynTX]

ST needs to come with hand sanitizer.

[mrsmaalox]

ST needs to come with hand sanitizer.

But it's about 30 degrees cooler around here without Avante's hot air.

[bus driver]

how many weeks until school starts? the traffic is going to start getting bad again.

[JudynTX]

Not soon enough! ^^^

[Spur-Addict]

Kettle chips are overrated. For starters they're too hard. But what they lack in chewability, they make up in variety of flavors. Standard chips need a wider variety, with more out of the norm flavors.

[cantthinkofanything]

ST needs to come with hand sanitizer.

I've tried that shit but it burns.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Kettle chips are overrated. For starters they're too hard. But what they lack in chewability, they make up in variety of flavors. Standard chips need a wider variety, with more out of the norm flavors.

Pffff. What the hell? Are you 90 years old? Too hard?? And when have you had chewy chips? SMH. You must think ice cream is too cold.

[Spur-Addict]

Pffff. What the hell? Are you 90 years old? Too hard?? And when have you had chewy chips? SMH. You must think ice cream is too cold.

LOL Significantly younger than 90. I never said chewy chips, I said chewability. A made up word for sure, but certainly not meant to imply being chewy. Don't be ridiculous.

Every chip I've ever eaten certainly had crunch, but the so called standard chips are easier to chew in comparison with kettle chips in my opinion. I'm lactose intolerant, but I have no issue with the temperature of ice cream whatsoever.

I think they're overrated, you disagree. But it's not as if I didn't highlight some positive aspects of this style of chip.

[JudynTX]

I see Koolaid is the new Avante.

[CavsSuperFan]

It is wrong for anyone to judge Gay People...
That is what the Tony Awards are for....

[Suspect]

guess this is the twitter of spurstalk?

[mrsmaalox]

Ugh, where do all these papers on my desk come from?!!!!

[cantthinkofanything]

guess this is the twitter of spurstalk?

that girl has something

[CavsSuperFan]

How come Woodpeckers don't get concussions?

[JudynTX]

I need a torrent link to watch Dexter. Thanks

[mrsmaalox]

I need a torrent link to watch Dexter. Thanks

Is Showtime On Demand gone too?

[JudynTX]

Yes and don't bring it up again. :p:

[mrsmaalox]

Ha okay lol. I don't watch much Showtime, I hadn't even noticed it was missing until I saw one of your tweets about it.

[bus driver]

there goes the neighborhood; went to the local HEB and there was a women with a shower cap on with tattoos on her breast with three kids.......fuck i guess it is time to start looking for a new house.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Nothing unsexier than tattooed tits. THEY DO NOT NEED EMBELLISHMENT!!!!

[JudynTX]

I'd like to move to Australia.

[The Reckoning]

nah it sucks

[bus driver]

drank too much last night...:sleep
it was a lone star night; not bad at all :drunk

almost time for lunch

[mrsmaalox]

It was hot as BALLS first thing this morning. But finally 100% injury free and an adorable new running outfit----I took that trail like a gazelle :D

[mrsmaalox]

Un-freaking-believable.....lost another dear friend this morning :( Cancer. 4th friend in 12 months----what the hell is going on??!!

[marini martini]

Sorry about your friend!


You hang out with old people. Get new friends!!! :lol

[mrsmaalox]

Sorry about your friend!


You hang out with old people. Get new friends!!! :lol

That's just it, they weren't that old! All between the ages of 42 and 55!! :wow

[CavsSuperFan]

I was working out at the gym... when a nice looking lady walked in.
I asked my personal trainer "What machine should I use to impress that good lookin' gal over there?"
The trainer said..."She is from Los Angeles…I would recommend the ATM in the lobby!"

[marini martini]

Well, consider yourself blessed. :toast

[TeyshaBlue]

For martini....a little accordion work here.:lol

http://snd.sc/13mLjXp

[marini martini]

Holy sheise! :wow

but yeah, thanks MH!:lol