The completely random thought thread - Part 1

[mrsmaalox]

That was good Teysha!

[JudynTX]

Oh brother.

[Two10Whitey]

Tupac studied ballet.

[bus driver]

so tupac studied ballet.......interesting (what college or just for fun?)
mrsmaalox's friends are going to heaven (r these internet friends or real people friends)
judytx has time warner cable (i am assuming since you dont have showtime)

i think i am caught up.......have a good weekend. its time to drink

[JudynTX]

You forgot that I'm going to the lake tomorrow.

[mrsmaalox]

Oh brother.

Big Brother?

[mrsmaalox]

My new shower massage is a bit wonky----do not like :td

[JudynTX]

26 or 27th day of 100 degrees?

[JudynTX]

Don't buy that Avocado Burger from Whataburger, hubby didn't like it.

[mrsmaalox]

Ha, capers all in my bed.

[marini martini]

Hope it's not a tick. :O

[mrsmaalox]

Hope it's not a tick. :O

Or a bedbug! :lol

No, I ate a Mediterranean salad in bed last night. My daughter made it for me at her restaurant and it was amazingly delicious.

[Spur-Addict]

How is Abe Vigoda still alive?

[JudynTX]

Some people are so full of shit.

[FatBeaner]

hey fuck u i had a big lunch...

[cantthinkofanything]

hey fuck u i had a big lunch...

It's not lunch if you shove it up your ass.

[FatBeaner]

thanks for the tip!

[cantthinkofanything]

thanks for the tip!

you're welcome FatBeaner!

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Some people are so full of shit.

yeah. i was full this morning. i quickly fixed that :D

[bus driver]

Some people are so full of shit.

i smell it every morning at work when i need to piss.


has anyone eaten at pizzaritas? http://www.pizzaritas.com/location.html
is it good?

[Spur-Addict]

People who click their pens over and over are annoying.

[mrsmaalox]

Lost my best sunglasses cruising up 281---they just flew off my head :(

[JudynTX]

I have to save up for my trip to Hawaii.

[bus driver]

only 1030 and people are already talking about lunch........

[mrsmaalox]

Whoa. Just got an FB notification about a PM---from my friend who died a couple of weeks ago :wow

[Chief Brody]

Whoa. Just got an FB notification about a PM---from my friend who died a couple of weeks ago :wow
Some friend you are.

[Chief Brody]

The gym is a glorious place from 5-7p. God bless yoga pants.

[JudynTX]

Madness at work right now.

[cantthinkofanything]

Madness at work right now.

Egg McMuffin please!

[JudynTX]

Egg McMuffin please!

I'm not your wife.

[bus driver]

The gym is a glorious place from 5-7p. God bless yoga pants.
amen



I'm not your wife.
i think he was implying you work at mcdonalds

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Egg McMuffin

I learned that this was mcdonald's version of eggs benedict. of course, the cheese is substitute for the hollandaise and the egg is hard boiled instead of poached, or simply over poached.

[JudynTX]

I might have to hurt someone today.

[Mr. Miyagi]

Judysan, you take deep breath. in through nose, out through mouth. breath in...breath out.

tomorrow we start early.

[bus driver]

hey mr.miyagi! i loved the original KK. good stuff


....yawn; i should be in SF getting drunk and eating sea food instead i am here in this damn heat brown city :pctoss

[Viva Las Espuelas]

in remberance..............

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljVVFKjN0Dc

[mrsmaalox]

Steely Dan tonite!! :spin

[marini martini]

Waiting for SS to call, so I can get my mail box $$$.

[FatBeaner]

Waiting for SS to call, so I can get my mail box $$$.


sounds good marini, when is the next party?!

[Mr. Miyagi]

hey mr.miyagi! i loved the original KK. good stuff



I seen you around. You post hot girls for miyagi to enjoy. Bring porn collection tomorrow.


We start early.

[TeyshaBlue]

I occasionally drink a glass of water just to surprise my liver.

[TeyshaBlue]

Steely Dan tonite!! :spin

Steely Dan Saturday night for moi!

[marini martini]

sounds good marini, when is the next party?!

As soon as hubby confirms we're married, and he's not dead. I'll be getting $165. added on to my $335. :toast




I occasionally drink a glass of water just to surprise my liver.

Or a Centrum Silver, blows all my internal organs into shock. :lol

[bus driver]

pay day bitches, now i get all meat barbacoa.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

:lol

[bus driver]

i need a hair cut

[JudynTX]

Same shit, different day.

[mrsmaalox]

Steely Dan Saturday night for moi!

So how did you like it?

[I. Hustle]

So how do you like it?

How do you feel?

[TeyshaBlue]

So how did you like it?

The show was incredible.

It was on my bucket list. I almost cried like a 9 year old girl.

OTOH, the FOH was shitty for the first 3 tunes...then Skippy got with the program and the sound was glorious.

The set list went much farther back than I thought it would....opened with My Old School, followed by Razor Boy. It was great to hear them tho.

[mrsmaalox]

How do you feel?

Just fine, thank you.

[mrsmaalox]

The show was incredible.

It was on my bucket list. I almost cried like a 9 year old girl.

OTOH, the FOH was shitty for the first 3 tunes...then Skippy got with the program and the sound was glorious.

The set list went much farther back than I thought it would....opened with My Old School, followed by Razor Boy. It was great to hear them tho.

That's how I was my first time :lol The Austin show had that sound problem too but it lasted way more than 3 songs. This was the most sedate I'd ever seen them. Donald's voice was bad, he was coughing a lot; and it seemed to me that Walter has lost a bit of agility, but it was great no matter what. That band is just amazing, Freddie Washington was so cool, and omg Keith Carlock just drove the whole thing, he's great. I don't remember exactly what they opened with here, I think it was My Gold Teeth and Kid Charlemagne was the only encore. Loved it!

[TeyshaBlue]

Allergies. Not a fan.

[bus driver]

so it rains and cant see in front of you and people drive 80 mph; its sunny and can see for miles and people drive 50 mph wtf is wrong with the drivers in this city

[mrsmaalox]

Oh man I can't stand this jerk!

[bus driver]

went to the outlet malls this weekend and it was like north korea, middle east and mexico all meet here. i think i was the only american

[mrsmaalox]

I was in HEB a little while ago and down one aisle I saw a Norbit-clone and when he saw me, he did that fast nerd wave, smiled real big and said "How ya' doin!" I love it when someone is happy to see me :lol

[marini martini]

Hamburger helper, is no help at all!:frying:

[bus driver]

Hamburger helper, is no help at all!:frying:

that has to be the worst food ever; unless i dont make it right but it always taste like crap

[TeyshaBlue]

I love it when someone is happy to see me :lol

That was just a roll of lifesavers in his pocket, tbh.

[marini martini]

Holy shit! There's a category on Netflix called "Violent Westerns". Really? Really! Lmao :lmao

[bus driver]

the new guy at work favorite line is "at my old place, this how we did it..." i dont give a fuck how u did it somewhere else :bang :bang

[CavsSuperFan]

The first groin guard, the "Cup," was used in Hockey in 1874 and the first helmet was used in 1974... That means it only took 100 years for men to realize that their brain is also important...:toast

[JudynTX]

You ain't fooling no one.

[bus driver]

i need lotion, the skin is dry


yahoo's search engine sux ass :wakeup

[FatBeaner]

Stella and MJane showed up. Gtg success! !!

[bus driver]

is jodi arias dead yet, what happened to that trial? AZ must have pulled FL

[JudynTX]

Avante likes hearing himself talk.

[Chief Brody]

I'm 90% positive my company hired an amateur porn star. My suspicions were confirmed when I found her in a bangbros vid. PM me if you want her real name

NSFW: http://www.xvideos.com/video1008179/twenty_year_old_alice_have_the_most_fun

[ohmwrecker]

Why aren't cookies called "bakies"?

[CuckingFunt]

Why aren't cookies called "bakies"?

Sounds like the kind of thing one would contemplate while bakied.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I'm 90% positive my company hired an amateur porn star. My suspicions were confirmed when I found her in a bangbros vid. PM me if you want her real name

NSFW: http://www.xvideos.com/video1008179/twenty_year_old_alice_have_the_most_fun
Well, you should be 100% positive if you were to see if she has that tattoo.

[cute_spursfan]

pretty boys are sooo needy/sensitive

-__-

[bus driver]

was standing behind a man in line and his shoulders looked like it had snowed on him. i wanted to draw something

[mrsmaalox]

I'd forgotten how stressful having a hospitalized kid is. The food has definitely improved but they really do need to serve cocktails to parents.

[cantthinkofanything]

was standing behind a man in line and his shoulders looked like it had snowed on him. i wanted to draw something

you should have rolled up a Benjamin and snorted that shit

people would have laughed and laughed

[JudynTX]

I'd forgotten how stressful having a hospitalized kid is. The food has definitely improved but they really do need to serve cocktails to parents.

Hope she gets better soon!

[bus driver]

i have never broken a bone in my body :wakeup



when we are in the war room at work our boss likes to fart then says excuse me like he is burping. he is all over the places with them, silent/loud, stinks/doesnt stink

[mrsmaalox]

Hope she gets better soon!

Thank you dear, I don't want to rush her but I am sooo ready to sleep in my own bed and get me some non-hospital food----I'm not the sick one and I've already lost 5lbs lol!

[mrsmaalox]

i have never broken a bone in my body :wakeup



when we are in the war room at work our boss likes to fart then says excuse me like he is burping. he is all over the places with them, silent/loud, stinks/doesnt stink

Gawd what a gross person! He'd do that ONCE around me and receive my instantaneous projectile vomit followed by a visit to HR---for one of us.

[vander]

the Book Job is the best (only good?) episode of the Simpsons in the last few years

[JudynTX]

Why are people so obsessed with Avante? I mean seriously, if he has no audience to listen, he'll just go away.

Rocket Science 101

[bus driver]

^ true

someone needs to clean house and restore order or open up the troll forum again.

[JoeChalupa]

I've got to mow the lawn.

[bus driver]

Gawd what a gross person! He'd do that ONCE around me and receive my instantaneous projectile vomit followed by a visit to HR---for one of us.
hes done it so long that unfortunately we are used to it. i tend to think he might not be able to control it. but never the less its gross.

got to love the 40MPH drivers on the highway in SA :bang :flipoff

[Bigzax]

i'm pissed at the ones going 35 in a 35....what is this a fucking parade? push it to 40 at least!

[mrsmaalox]

I still have not seen the last 3 episodes of Breaking Bad.

[Chief Brody]

brazilian, colombian, cuban, uruguayan and venezuelan chicks make my cock squirt like no other. It's amazing how gifted they are.

[bus driver]

we are out of water in the office.......i dont know what to do now. i am thirsty. dont want to go to the store

[mrsmaalox]

we are out of water in the office.......i dont know what to do now. i am thirsty. dont want to go to the store

Most buildings these days have "indoor pumbing"----you could try turning that handle by the thing they call the "sink" and see if water comes out of the spouty looking part. Maybe. ;)

[bus driver]

^
drink water from the sink, you must be crazy

[JudynTX]

People need to mind their own business.

[cantthinkofanything]

^
drink water from the sink, you must be crazy

Shit nigra...I remember as a kid, drinking water from the hose and thinking that plastic taste made it better.

[bus driver]

^it must have turned your brain into noodles, thats must b y u post pics of fat & ugly chicks


need to take my car in to get the inspection sticker, it expired in Aug.

[cantthinkofanything]

^it must have turned your brain into noodles, thats must b y u post pics of fat & ugly chicks


need to take my car in to get the inspection sticker, it expired in Aug.

So...there's nothing to inside beauty?
Is Mother Teresa ugly to you?

[mrsmaalox]

My muscles are wasting away. And I woke up this morning with a black eye. A freakin' shiner. What the hell is that all about? :wtf

[DeadlyDynasty]

My muscles are wasting away. And I woke up this morning with a black eye. A freakin' shiner. What the hell is that all about? :wtf
Have noticed any purplish lesions and/or a persistent pneumonia?

[cantthinkofanything]

My muscles are wasting away. And I woke up this morning with a black eye. A freakin' shiner. What the hell is that all about? :wtf

Weird...I woke up with a broken hand and Diphtheria
.

[mrsmaalox]

Have noticed any purplish lesions and/or a persistent pneumonia?

Well my shiner is a big and purple. But my pneumonia got cured in March. Is there something going around?

[marini martini]

My muscles are wasting away. And I woke up this morning with a black eye. A freakin' shiner. What the hell is that all about? :wtf



WTF Maalox? How'd you
get a black eye at BAMC?

[xmas1997]

In a random sort of way I am thinking of this thread.

[DeadlyDynasty]

Well my shiner is a big and purple. But my pneumonia got cured in March. Is there something going around?
Nothing a little AZT and a couple anti-retrovirals can't fix

[mrsmaalox]

WTF Maalox? How'd you
get a black eye at BAMC?

I don't know! It's a mystery.

[bus driver]

So...there's nothing to inside beauty?
Is Mother Teresa ugly to you?

not in the world i live in
i wouldnt go and call her ugly but there are better looking in the world.

[bigzak25]

just don't anyone dare say mother teresa wouldn't be good in bed. you know...in her prime.

[JudynTX]

What's with all the religious threads?

[bus driver]

the ozraka man still hasnt come by, i am going on strike until water is restored. :pctoss

[Viva Las Espuelas]

ozraka?

[Viva Las Espuelas]

just don't anyone dare say mother teresa wouldn't be good in bed. you know...in her prime.

her vazhin was probably like sleeve of wizard.

[bus driver]

ozraka?

actually its sparkletts (too lazy to look at the water jugs for the correct spelling). i guess i misspelled ozarka too. what ever the fuck their name is, we still dont have any water.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I don't see why a woman feels the need to put a damn tattoo near her tits. I mean, why does that area need any more embellishing? It doesn't and you look like a skank when it's all said in done. Sorry, to all the skanks.

[bus driver]

^
i am kind of fond of the girl from american pickers

[mrsmaalox]

The guy who cut my hair must really hate me---that was painful.

[El Guapo]

i am out of tequila!

[xXx]

The guy who cut my hair must really hate me---that was painful.


landing strip, dorito chip, or brazillian?

dorito chip right?

[mrsmaalox]

landing strip, dorito chip, or brazillian?

dorito chip right?

Ha, I'd never heard "Dorito chip" :lol

The lady with the wax was much more gentle ;)

[bus driver]

feel like eating some hot wings with ranch......3 mile

[cute_spursfan]

i had a first date with my crush last night, it went HORRIBLE!!

ughs

[DeadlyDynasty]

They make grape sour-patch kids now (or at least I just discovered them):drool:

[DeadlyDynasty]

i had a first date with my crush last night, it went HORRIBLE!!

ughs
details

[Viva Las Espuelas]

did she have shit-mouth?

[mrsmaalox]

The papers that were piled on my desk a month ago are still there. Yay.

[JudynTX]

Birthday party on a party bus.

[DeadlyDynasty]

Caymans trip! #swag

[mrsmaalox]

Caymans trip! #swag

Oh damn, my favorite snorkeling destination!

[bigzak25]

Caymans trip! #swag


lucky bastard!

[RD2191]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N_YBvp4FGyI

[RD2191]

:lmao

[DeadlyDynasty]

Got me some neat queen Elizabeth money.. mrsmaalox, he was flown back to FLL for fucking cellulitis:lol

[CavsSuperFan]

I was at the pub the other night and overheard three very hefty women talking at the bar.

Their accent appeared to be Scottish, so I approached and asked, "Hello, are you
three lassies from Scotland?"

One of them angrily screeched, "It's Wales, Wales you bloody idiot!"

So I apologized and replied, "I am so sorry. Are you three whales from Scotland?"

And that's the last thing I remember.

[RD2191]

:lmao

[mrsmaalox]

Got me some neat queen Elizabeth money.. mrsmaalox, he was flown back to FLL for fucking cellulitis:lol

Oh wow, that is one expensive return flight! What happened to him---stingray barb?

[CavsSuperFan]

A new study shows that eating bacon can lower a man's chances of getting a woman pregnant...
Scientists are calling it alarming...Men are calling it a win-win.

[DeadlyDynasty]

Oh wow, that is one expensive return flight! What happened to him---stingray barb?
He was on a cruise ship and his wife noticed all this redness on his leg. :lolApparently their $79 traveler's insurance covered this, though I can't confirm. He had a 102.6 fever that persisted through Tylenol, Rocephin, and Flagyl so that was the main concern.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I was at the pub the other night and overheard three very hefty women talking at the bar.

Their accent appeared to be Scottish, so I approached and asked, "Hello, are you
three lassies from Scotland?"

One of them angrily screeched, "It's Wales, Wales you bloody idiot!"

So I apologized and replied, "I am so sorry. Are you three whales from Scotland?"

And that's the last thing I remember.
2/10

[mrsmaalox]

He was on a cruise ship and his wife noticed all this redness on his leg. :lolApparently their $79 traveler's insurance covered this, though I can't confirm. He had a 102.6 fever that persisted through Tylenol, Rocephin, and Flagyl so that was the main concern.

That's great insurance, I always get it :tu So they gave the flagyl for a cellulitis? Never heard of that. I guess they used it in conjunction with the rocephin, because I've never heard of it being used as a primary for anything other than GI stuff. I hope the guy's wife opted to continue the cruise without him or she is at this very moment witnessing his 200th diarrhea explosion! :lol

[Bigzax]

my boss called in! it's a free day! off to the truck! :smokin

[Spur-Addict]

No energy today.

[JoeChalupa]

Love this weather.

[bus driver]

^ y do they call u chalupa?

damn name is making me hungry

[mrsmaalox]

My flowers drooped :(

[mrsmaalox]

Oh come on!! Why the HELL would my phone auto-correct "believe" to "Belieber"?? Is that an actual word now?!

[bus driver]

My flowers drooped :(

it happens as you get older, one of these days the boys will move further south :depressed


Oh come on!! Why the HELL would my phone auto-correct "believe" to "Belieber"?? Is that an actual word now?!
its a smart phone, it knows what you meant to say

[mrsmaalox]

it happens as you get older, one of these days the boys will move further south :depressed

I hope your "boys" don't drop a gazillion microscopic seeds all over the coffee table like my flowers did! ;)

[Spur-Addict]

I hate that people who complain too much, make me want to complain about how they complain too much. Pretty soon I'm just going to tell people to STFU.

[The Reckoning]

is it ok to maintain a long relationship with a woman because cellulite doesn't run in her family?

[JudynTX]

Craving chinese food.

[bus driver]

I hope your "boys" don't drop a gazillion microscopic seeds all over the coffee table like my flowers did! ;) :oops

[bus driver]

what the hell happen to my pic of gaby? :pctoss

damn the internet

[mrsmaalox]

I think I could just about kill for a chili dog right now.

[Chief Brody]

I think I could just about kill for a chili dog right now.

Kill avante

[mrsmaalox]

Kill avante

:lol

His SeverelyButthurtMinion gang has really escalated lately huh? I think thorazine and straightjackets may be required soon.

[bus driver]

i hate the red solo cup ever since that damn song came out. why do dumbass have to sing the damn song when you have one in your hand. i just want to punch these people in the face.

[mrsmaalox]

Someone needs to clean up their inbox....

[Michael J Fox]

mmmy ssshoow's noott dooing t0oo hott in thee rrratingsss.

i'm a little rattled.

[Michael J Fox]

Yyvonne is hot. I'd like to shake it with her.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Hey, Mike. What's shakin'? :lmao

[mrsmaalox]

Too much candy :sick

[silverblk mystix]

:lol

His SeverelyButthurtMinion gang has really escalated lately huh? I think thorazine and straightjackets may be required soon.

[The Gemini Method]

Haven't seen the droves of slutty Halloween girls yet...may be a slow holiday I 'spose.

[JudynTX]

Looking forward to setting the clocks back. Fuck those that don't like DST.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Haven't seen the droves of slutty Halloween girls yet...may be a slow holiday I 'spose.

sluts are broke, brah

[bus driver]

DST sux ass crazy cat lady

[bigzak25]

we get an extra hour...and i'm usually an hour late to work each day so this might help me out...

[mrsmaalox]

Guess I'd better wash some clothes if I'm going to get dressed today.

[JudynTX]

What the fuck happened to this place?

[Viva Las Espuelas]

:lmao

[mrsmaalox]

What the fuck happened to this place?

It would be greatly improved by a 911 dispatcher thread you could start! :lol

[JudynTX]

"Fuck me"! :lmao :lmao


http://youtu.be/KBxSntGGm8U

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Nice!

[cantthinkofanything]

"Fuck me"!



I guess. Meet me behind the gym.

[JudynTX]

I guess. Meet me behind the gym.

Are you a 911 dispatcher?

[cantthinkofanything]

Are you a 911 dispatcher?

that's a little kinky but I guess I can be

[cute_spursfan]

i met somebody who claimed to be k-leonards cousin!
didnt believe him, till he showed me pics! :O

[DeadlyDynasty]

i met somebody who claimed to be k-leonards cousin!
Was that really his opener?

[cute_spursfan]

Was that really his opener?
haha, yup!

[bus driver]

fat girls shouldnt wear yoga pants......really

[DeadlyDynasty]

So much for det day off...Caymans again

[RandomGuy]

"Fuck me"! :lmao :lmao


http://youtu.be/KBxSntGGm8U

ROFL>...... THanks.

http://thisainthell.us/blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/Honor.jpg

[RandomGuy]

http://moralcompassblog.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/356751-game-of-thrones-season-3-countdown-memes-and-more-memes.jpg

[RandomGuy]

http://s2.quickmeme.com/img/4d/4d40fab80c1659c75615601d777a17677032fe34dd614a0acf f9a33f93e9f5a9.jpg

[RandomGuy]

http://www.blogyourwine.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/Taken-Meme-Wine-Bottle-Hanger-Meme_thumb.png

[RandomGuy]

http://global3.memecdn.com/the-stupidity-it-burns_o_2153543.jpg

[RandomGuy]

http://images2.memedroid.com/images/UPLOADED19/510ff542572af.png

[RandomGuy]

http://s2.quickmeme.com/img/58/58f5839104522b7df63c9bc189fc994c31a580e21ed89d33c2 f8519e5a89add7.jpg

[RandomGuy]

http://images1.memedroid.com/images/UPLOADED15/50676d8d8d063.png

[RandomGuy]

http://www.stickwithitsugar.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/1345007091774_3616162.png

[RandomGuy]

http://www.strangebeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/jesus/1.jpg

[RandomGuy]

http://blogs.denverpost.com/opinion/files/2012/10/mitt-romney-big-bird-internet-meme.jpg

[RandomGuy]

http://www.horrorhostmagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/lost-boys.jpg

[RandomGuy]

This conference call will end....someday.... fuck.

[CuckingFunt]

http://www.horrorhostmagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/lost-boys.jpg

I agree with the sentiment, but wonder if late-80s glam fashion is the best choice to deride someone else's butchness.

[RandomGuy]

I agree with the sentiment, but wonder if late-80s glam fashion is the best choice to deride someone else's butchness.

My thoughts exactly. I posted it anyway, for the amusement value. :toast

[BigZak]

vampires suck.

[DeadlyDynasty]

If I'm able to obtain my security clearance (still iffy), I'll be in Dallas on the 24th, Dubai on the 30th, thenChristmas in Afghanistan

[bus driver]

the taliban shops at my heb :wakeup

[Spur-Addict]

Twizzlers are gift that just keeps on giving

[mrsmaalox]

If I'm able to obtain my security clearance (still iffy), I'll be in Dallas on the 24th, Dubai on the 30th, thenChristmas in Afghanistan

Wow, what will you be doing? And be sure you buy the $75 insurance!

[DeadlyDynasty]

expat medic/clinician

[JudynTX]

I can't please everybody.

[I. Hustle]

I can't please everybody.

You can start with me though.

*lays back*

[JudynTX]

:lol

[RandomGuy]

http://www.youtube.com/user/Vsauce?feature=watch

Vsauce.

My kids, 10 and 7 tuned me into this. The 10 year old really likes it.

Science-y stuff that is always entertaining, interesting, and often unexpected. Pick one and watch it.

[RandomGuy]

OMFG....

How did I get to age 40 and not know this? FUCK!!!

j5xb1fAHkdc

[RandomGuy]

Oh yeah,... this thread is MINE. Mine mine mine mine mine mine.

[DeadlyDynasty]

Went to CVS earlier today, bought one gatorade and 3 powerades (they were on sale). Chugged the gatorade--refreshing as always. The powerade, OTOH is giving me incredible heartburn and I just remembered I this feeling the last time I had a PA too (months ago). Wtf?

[The Gemini Method]

OMFG....

How did I get to age 40 and not know this? FUCK!!!

j5xb1fAHkdc I think many did not know of this--I learned of it on accident while, um, under the influence of something. I like to fold things and then as I warmed up some General T. chicken, I put it on what I had created. Then I learned that it was meant to be a plate lol.

[JudynTX]

Have a great weekend folks. I have drinks waiting for me at a bar. :D

[DeadlyDynasty]

Getting my run out of the way early to beat the sun...walk outside and it's already over 80 degrees

[cute_spursfan]

im going to a rave 2nite with someone i met online, lol

[DeadlyDynasty]

im going to a rave 2nite with someone i met online, lol
Looks like POF has kept you busy

[CuckingFunt]

im going to a rave 2nite with someone i met online, lol

Is it the late-90s again?

[DeadlyDynasty]

Delivery Man looks like a movie Joe Chalupa would enjoy.

[JudynTX]

im going to a rave 2nite with someone i met online, lol

Are you still alive?

[mrsmaalox]

Do not like running in cold wind!

[bus driver]

y does the dental hygienist ask questions when she has her hands in my mouth?


& fuck the dumb bitch in the pweter mini van trying to get onto 410 at 40 mph :flipoff
i am not slowing down to let you on, your dumb ass needs to speed up. :pctoss

[mrsmaalox]

OMG I can die now----bacon and onion quiche for lunch....

[JudynTX]

Chicago or Dallas?

[I. Hustle]

I wonder if that chick does yoga or if she just likes the way the pants make her ass look.

[mrsmaalox]

Chicago or Dallas?

Depends on the time of year

[JudynTX]

April

[mrsmaalox]

I'd say Dallas then.

[JudynTX]

:(

[mrsmaalox]

Wait, I changed my mind! Go to Chicago :D

[JudynTX]

:lol I have "connections" in Chicago.

[I. Hustle]

Go to Chicago for the food or go to Dallas to stare at the chicks. Nice pizza in Chicago, nice racks in Dallas.

[mrsmaalox]

Last night was a one dog, one cat night.

[bus driver]

these dumb fucks trying to safe univision building should be slapped and now they are holding vigils for these idiots :pctoss

dumb asses (http://www.ksat.com/news/group-holds-candelight-vigil-for-arrested-univision-protesters/-/478452/22951952/-/563qfaz/-/index.html)



arrested dumb asses (http://www.ksat.com/news/judge-denies-univision-demolition-injunction/-/478452/22933202/-/kdj90u/-/index.html)

[mrsmaalox]

Wow, Christmas music playing in every store. I hate it.

[bigzak25]

here you go.

E8gmARGvPlI

[DeadlyDynasty]

Wow, Christmas music playing in every store. I hate it.

Programming the consumers, imo. Shouldn't be played till after Thanksgiving…preferably December 1st

[DeadlyDynasty]

www.wvum.org

good radio station imo

[bigzak25]

Fake Dr's appt, i get to leave early today!

[DeadlyDynasty]

St. Martins flight!

[DeadlyDynasty]

Unbelievably beautiful:cry

[mrsmaalox]

Ewww my patio is all covered with dead grubs. Gross.

[JudynTX]

Stupid is as stupid does.

[bus driver]

the world needs more jennifer love hewitt


PSA:
ladies the worst thing you can do is wear tight pants with grandma panties

[mrsmaalox]

the world needs more jennifer love hewitt


PSA:
ladies the worst thing you can do is wear tight pants with grandma panties

Why is that?

[I. Hustle]

I think tight pants with granny panties is a turn on. Just not on old asses

[JudynTX]

Why can't people accept no as a answer?

[I. Hustle]

Why can't people accept no as a answer?

Look, that's why we agreed on a safe word. Don't choose a safeword and then expect me to listen when you say no. Is it really that difficult to understand?

[DeadlyDynasty]

No means yes, yes means harder

[bus driver]

Why is that?

cause the tight pants is the lie and the grandma panties is the truth. i rather enjoy the lie, that she has a nice firm ass

[Viva Las Espuelas]

No means yes, yes means harder

:lol I'll have to remember that.

[mrsmaalox]

cause the tight pants is the lie and the grandma panties is the truth. i rather enjoy the lie, that she has a nice firm ass

what?

[DeadlyDynasty]

Puerto Rico sucks tbh...I've only been here 30 minutes and i already want to leave...ugh

[I. Hustle]

Puerto Rico sucks tbh...I've only been here 30 minutes and i already want to leave...ugh

30 minutes and you haven't had any heroin yet?

[DeadlyDynasty]

RIP to the medflight crew who crashed last night in Ft. Lauderdale, just hours before we took off from FXE. When i got back and walked through the door this morning I had my first come to Jesus moment in years. Thank god for Ambien.

[mrsmaalox]

RIP to the medflight crew who crashed last night in Ft. Lauderdale, just hours before we took off from FXE. When i got back and walked through the door this morning I had my first come to Jesus moment in years. Thank god for Ambien.

Oh wow. Cold shot of reality huh?