Oh Shit!!!

[ashbeeigh]

mmm. That Peach Tea was really really good.

[TheTruth]

mmm. That Peach Tea was really really good.
Do you really think that anyone gives two wet shits what you thought was really good. Fuck! You piss me off. Just leave us be, and never come back!

[ashbeeigh]

Do you really think that anyone gives two wet shits what you thought was really good. Fuck! You piss me off. Just leave us be, and never come back!


If you really didn't care, you wouldn't have responded....no? That's what most of them do.

[MannyIsGod]

If you really didn't care, you wouldn't have responded....no? That's what most of them do.So you think he responded to your post because he actually cares what you drink? Did the thought of any other motivations cross your mind? Yup, you sound like a damn shrink: reading the wrong shit from things. Good job.

[MannyIsGod]

mmm. That Peach Tea flavored urine sure was tasty.

[ashbeeigh]

Yup, you sound like a damn shrink: reading the wrong shit from things. Good job.


It is what it is. As long as you pay me, and I get you to believe I'm right.

[Jekka]

It is what it is. As long as you pay me, and I get you to believe I'm right.

That's crap, and for the most part that's how most shrinks behave, and that is why I fucking hate shrinks.

[MannyIsGod]

It is what it is. As long as you pay me, and I get you to believe I'm right.Wow where do I sign up to be your patient? Sounds like some great motivation there; getting paid and putting up the appearence of being correct. A shrink driven by capitalism? That just gives me the warm fuzzies.

[midgetonadonkey]

My ex girlfriend thinks I need therapy.

[midgetonadonkey]

I think I'm pretty normal.

[Jekka]

My ex girlfriend thinks I need therapy.

Sometimes it's a valid concern, but sometimes people tell other people they need therapy because they don't want to seek it out themselves. Not that I have any experience with this.

[MannyIsGod]

Therapy for what? So that you can become a conformist? People - and shrinks especially - think there is a norm in human behavior. There is too much confusion about what should be "proper" (ha!) human behavior and the expectations society place on people. They aren't exactly the same thing.

[midgetonadonkey]

I refuse to go to therapy. I embrace my strangeness.

[ashbeeigh]

You all think I'm a cold hearted bitch. Please. My sister has GAD and is in therapy right now, my uncle is schizophrenic and my grandparents were alcoholics. Therapy is nothing to joke about. And I'm trying my hardest not to become depressed because y'all make me feel inferior. :depressed.

[ashbeeigh]

just kidding about that last part. And anyone who wants Therapy could throw on a depressed face and get like one or two sessions with a therapist, Manny. I'm not into that kind of conformity. That's crap.

[Jekka]

I refuse to go to therapy. I embrace my strangeness.

:tu

[MannyIsGod]

You all think I'm a cold hearted bitch. Please. My sister has GAD and is in therapy right now, my uncle is schizophrenic and my grandparents were alcoholics. Therapy is nothing to joke about. And I'm trying my hardest not to become depressed because y'all make me feel inferior. :depressed.People don't make you feel anything. You either feel someway or you don't. Hows that for a little bit of therapy in a box?

Life became so much easier when I developed and ego and realized the rest of the world can kiss my ass.

[MannyIsGod]

I refuse to go to therapy. I embrace my strangeness.Is that code for "I'm jerking it"?

[MannyIsGod]

just kidding about that last part. And anyone who wants Therapy could throw on a depressed face and get like one or two sessions with a therapist, Manny. I'm not into that kind of conformity. That's crap.Uh huh.

[Jekka]

y'all make me feel inferior. :depressed.

Wait, you're not?

[KEDA]

too many big words for me

[KEDA]

I need a female to pee on, any voulenteers?

[ashbeeigh]

People don't make you feel anything. You either feel someway or you don't. Hows that for a little bit of therapy in a box?

.


Take any basic psychology class and you'll learn that there are specific areas of the brain devoted to emotional development. Apperantly, you don't have any of that area.

[MannyIsGod]

Apparently not. Because everything in psych 101 is gospel. I think you miss my main point.

[ashbeeigh]

Way to jump into the conversation KEDA.

[ashbeeigh]

I'm being open minded, and if that's how you want to see it, I'll let you see it that way and I'll see it my way. It's a no win situation.

[KEDA]

Y'all use too may big words, lets take it down to the third grade level, sMelly cant understand it!

[Jekka]

Take any basic psychology class and you'll learn that there are specific areas of the brain devoted to emotional development. Apperantly, you don't have any of that area.

Psychology is crap. You either understand people or you don't, and if it doesn't come naturally then you have no business trying to tell other people how to fix problems you can't fathom. Classes teach technique, but if you don't have the fundamentals then it doesn't matter. Social retards need not apply.

[midgetonadonkey]

Dizamn.

[MannyIsGod]

Jekka hates shrinks. I can't blame her.

[ashbeeigh]

Social retards need not apply.

Just because I can't win an e-fight does not make me a social retard.

[midgetonadonkey]

Just because I can't win an e-fight does not make me a social retard.

The fact that you like getting pissed on makes you a social retard.

[jman3000]

Psychology is crap. You either understand people or you don't, and if it doesn't come naturally then you have no business trying to tell other people how to fix problems you can't fathom. Classes teach technique, but if you don't have the fundamentals then it doesn't matter. Social retards need not apply.

That's very true... my ex is a psychology major and is a couple of semesters away from getting her degree... but when we were together all our friends would ask me for advice and help.

[KEDA]

why did I get caught up in this brainiac conversation


lets get back to the more important stuff

you know

like making fun of Horry

calling sMelly a carpet muncher

and getting Midge to fix his avatar!

[midgetonadonkey]

what's wrong with my avatar?

[KEDA]

oh, you did change it

I thought you had the retarted angel still

[ashbeeigh]

And getting an undergraduate degree in psychology is learning the basics, the theory, not the practice. Practice and technique comes with experience. And having a degree in psychology does not automatically make you a shrink. I could research neuropsychological disorders related to brain injury, and animal psychology, like training, and the psychological effects of drugs.

[Jekka]

Just because I can't win an e-fight does not make me a social retard.

Is it really an "e-fight" if you concede that quickly?

[ashbeeigh]

Is it really an "e-fight" if you concede that quickly?

Was I talking about that one? Or could I have been talking about everything I've been talking about since like early May?

[Jekka]

and animal psychology

Like anyone needs a degree to be an animal psychologist.

[Jekka]

Was I talking about that one? Or could I have been talking about everything I've been talking about since like early May?

So you're saying that you've been a loser since early May?

[MannyIsGod]

Holy shit watching Jess own Ashbeigh is totally turning me on.

[ashbeeigh]

Jess: PhD in Animal Psycholgy at the University of Montana (http://www.umt.edu/grad/programs/psychology/default.htm)

[Jekka]

Jess: PhD in Animal Psycholgy at the University of Montana (http://www.umt.edu/grad/programs/psychology/default.htm)

Just because there's a program for it does not make it important or difficult or valid. You can get a BA in "Recreation", that doesn't mean you need a degree to learn how to play soccer.

[Jekka]

You can get a university degree in Storytelling, too. That sounds about as retarded as animal psychology.

[spurschick]

Holy shit watching Jess own Ashbeigh is totally turning me on.

Me too.

[MannyIsGod]

Holy shit the shower I took tonight felt good.

[ashbeeigh]

Just because there's a program for it does not make it important or difficult or valid. You can get a BA in "Recreation", that doesn't mean you need a degree to learn how to play soccer.

The APA wouldn't acredidate the program if it wasn't valid. Psychological testing is very maticulous science. And it is a science. It's a social science, just like history. My whole thing is that if y'all don't want to believe in Psychology, that's fine with me. Just don't say I'm trying to capitalize on it, because the reason I want to be a social worker or a counselor.

And btw, we wouldn't know a lot about human sexuality without the study of animal mating habits and all that jazz. It's pretty interesting.

[Zombie]

Holy shit the shower I took tonight felt good.
You can use the heated KY out of the shower!

[Jekka]

The APA wouldn't acrediatidate the program if it wasn't valid.

Yes, because academia is exempt from all politics.

[MannyIsGod]

The APA wouldn't acredidate the program if it wasn't valid. Psychological testing is very maticulous science. And it is a science. It's a social science, just like history. My whole thing is that if y'all don't want to believe in Psychology, that's fine with me. Just don't say I'm trying to capitalize on it, because the reason I want to be a social worker or a counselor.

And btw, we wouldn't know a lot about human sexuality without the study of animal mating habits and all that jazz. It's pretty interesting.I don't know what you want to do or why you want to do it, and I don't understand your need to justify it to us.

Oh, and to animals pee on each other?

[MannyIsGod]

You can use the heated KY out of the shower!Now you tell me!

[ashbeeigh]

Everything has to go through ethical reviews, and those things are hellish to go through, Jekka. I'm not saying there aren't politics involved, but there's more to it then that.

[Zombie]

Now you tell me!
thought that was a given! :spin

[ashbeeigh]

Oh, and to animals pee on each other?

I don't know, you tell me.

[KEDA]

I just watched Entourage for the first time, it was pretty good

I think I shall add it to my DVR list!

[Jekka]

Everything has to go through ethical reviews, and those things are hellish to go through, Jekka. I'm not saying there aren't politics involved, but there's more to it then that.

You can justify anything enough to get a degree program if you have enough authority and money with capable people willing to teach it, which is why majors are on a school by school basis. UTSA doesn't have a Women and Gender Studies major program, not because it's not a valid field of study as there are tons of WGS major programs throughout the country, but because of politics. Politics rule academia. Period. Ask anyone in university administration.

[Zombie]

Is Mouse Gay?

[Jekka]

Me too.

:lol

[Melmart1]

Me three!

[MannyIsGod]

And she's alllllllllllllllllllllll mine. Suckas!

[Zombie]

Fast fingers!!!! :lol :lol :lol :lol

[Jekka]

Me three!

:makeout

[Melmart1]

:makeout

how YOU doin'? :eyebrows

[Jekka]

how YOU doin'? :eyebrows

:D

[Jekka]

You know, I think "hun" is a rather condescending way to refer to someone you don't know well.

[KEDA]

I need some Starbucks right now

I cant believe those bastards took away the Dolce Cinnamon Latte, fucking assholes!

[Melmart1]

You know, I think "hun" is a rather condescending way to refer to someone you don't know well.

It always makes me think of Atilla.

[MannyIsGod]

I'm sore as hell. And Jess is buying me CFS later. Adn she bought me beer! Fuck, Jess rules!

[Melmart1]

What is this CFS you speak of?

[MannyIsGod]

Chicken Fried Steak!

[Jekka]

What is this CFS you speak of?

Chicken fried steak - only the most amazing food ever. Or at least the most amazing food that's available 24 hours and a mile away from my house.

[Melmart1]

oh, duh. didn't register.

[Zombie]

Chicken Fried Steak!
Go to the Petro Truck stop for the best CFS!

[midgetonadonkey]

:pctoss

Now I want chicken fried steak.

[MannyIsGod]

Too far. LuLu's is a block away.

[MannyIsGod]

Lets go to LuLus biatch

[Zombie]

Too far. LuLu's is a block away.
Your loss! :lol

[ashbeeigh]

The Spoon Theory is wonderful. I wish everyone understood it.

[Jekka]

:pctoss

Now I want chicken fried steak.

You know you want Lulu's. You should go when we do.

[midgetonadonkey]

What the hell is Lulu's?

[Zombie]

What the hell is Lulu's?
The original jailhouse!

[midgetonadonkey]

What's the jailhouse?

[KEDA]

Im down for a LuLus run, but y'all got to give me at least an hour to get down there

[MannyIsGod]

The Twighlightzone is on. I think this is the episode where Ashbeigh is actually cool.

[Jekka]

The Spoon Theory is wonderful. I wish everyone understood it.

The Beer Theory kicks the Spoon Theory's ass.

Beer Theory (http://multiplesclerosissucks.com/beer.html)

[MannyIsGod]

k, We're not going for awhile. I'm drinking my beer right now.

[ashbeeigh]

The Twighlightzone is on. I think this is the episode where Ashbeigh is actually cool.


Well next week's is the one where you decide to give me a fucking break.

[MannyIsGod]

That episode sucks.

[MannyIsGod]

But then again so does this one.

[ashbeeigh]

I do love the beer theory, I won't lie.

[MannyIsGod]

The best twighlightzone is where the gambler never loses and it drives him nuts.

[ashbeeigh]

The world may come to an end if I were cool and Manny weren't an ass, wouldn't it?

[Jekka]

What's the jailhouse?

Jailhouse Cafe - they moved to Main and became Lulu's. They have giant amazing chicken fried steaks and they are open 24 hours, which is why they rule.

[MannyIsGod]

No, the world would continue on, but I would have less fun. So WTF?

[Melmart1]

Holy shit, when did the Jailhouse cafe close? Shit, I am behind on everything. I used to like the one with the chili con queso on it, the Deputy or something like that. When I lived in Virginia, my boss had been in military in SA and had me bring him back one of the cinnamon rolls when I went home for Xmas :lol

[Zombie]

Jailhouse Cafe - they moved to Main and became Lulu's. They have giant amazing chicken fried steaks and they are open 24 hours, which is why they rule.
Actually, the original LuLu's was right by bexar county jail. Then came the mainstreet location.

[KEDA]

well too damn bad

Im going to go to bed then, I have to be at the Ford dealer at 10 am or so

and then Im getting a haircut!

[Zombie]

well too damn bad

Im going to go to bed then, I have to be at the Ford dealer at 10 am or so

and then Im getting a haircut!
Busy day! :lol

[MannyIsGod]

The owners got divorced or something Mel. The wife got the Jailhouse and cahnged the name to her own name.

[KEDA]

the owners got a divorce, and then he got thrown in jail (ironic) because of tax evasion on the location in Schertz (which is now where the Hooters is)

[Melmart1]

Hahahaha, that is funny. You learn something new everyday.

[KEDA]

Iron Chef America fucking rules!

[Jekka]

Iron Chef America fucking rules!

Mario Batali is my hero.

[NASpurs]

Iron Chef America fucking rules!haha I'm watching that too

I don't know about all of this bacon though..

[KEDA]

Mario Batali is my hero.


Mario is actually touring with NASCAR and does the pre-race meals for the drivers and crews.

he is a HUGE NASCAR fan as well

here is the book he did about it

http://www.mariobatali.com/images/MarioTailgates.jpg

[KEDA]

The Sea Urchin thing looks nasty

[Melmart1]

I like the old Iron Chef a little better, but the American ones is good. I think Bobby Flay is an arrogant ass but his food does look good. Mario Batali is great, I bought some of his kitchen stuff. Absolutely lovely!

[Jekka]

Dude, I didn't know about the NASCAR thing. That's actually kind of sad ... but his food and show both still rule.

[ashbeeigh]

I don't know about all of this bacon though..


You don't like bacon?? Or its just too much? I would live on bacon if it wasn't for al the fat.

[Melmart1]

Gotta love a man who wears clogs and orange socks.

[NASpurs]

Anyone see the one with the big ass tuna? That thing was huge and awesome

[Jekka]

I like the old Iron Chef a little better, but the American ones is good. I think Bobby Flay is an arrogant ass but his food does look good. Mario Batali is great, I bought some of his kitchen stuff. Absolutely lovely!

The original Iron Chef rocks - it's so over the top, the host looks like a Japanese Liberaci and the chefs act like it's life and death.

[NASpurs]

You don't like bacon?? Or its just too much? I would live on bacon if it wasn't for al the fat.This is going to sound gay but it's too damn fatty. I feel guilty eating it... :lol

[Melmart1]

Did anyone see the hamburger one? The one judge said he wanted a "sqealer" burger, where they dice bacon up and put it in a hamburger then cook it. He said it was a Texas thing, but I have never heard of that. Anyone know where they sell ''sqealers"?

[Jekka]

Gotta love a man who wears clogs and orange socks.

:tu :lol


Anyone see the one with the big ass tuna? That thing was huge and awesome

I wanted to watch it, but I kept missing it. I need Tivo.

[KEDA]

Japanese Liberaci


:lmao

[Melmart1]

The original Iron Chef rocks - it's so over the top, the host looks like a Japanese Liberaci and the chefs act like it's life and death.

Japanese TV in general rocks! When I was there, I bought a video tape and put it in the VCR and taped random commercials and stuff, it was hilarious. I think I still have it in storage somewhere. I also bough a shitload of magazines cus they open from the left, not the right, I just thought it was cool. Ricky Martin was on the cover of the Japanese version of TIME that week :lol

[KEDA]

I like my tuna RARE!

I had a blackend Tuna and I asked for it rare, and the assholes cooked it too long, it was real flaky. But it was still good.

[MannyIsGod]

Mmmmmmm. Tuna. I wish I had Sashimi.

[Trainwreck2100]

These Mavs fans are fucking assholes

[NASpurs]

Mel has been all over the world. I'm so jealous. Seriously

What did you do that made you travel so much? Everytime I read one of your posts, you say you were there and done that.

[Jekka]

I like my tuna RARE!

I had a blackend Tuna and I asked for it rare, and the assholes cooked it too long, it was real flaky. But it was still good.

Nikki's Tokyo Inn has the best tuna sashimi I've ever tasted. It was a little pricey, but damn if it wasn't foodgasmic. You should check it out if you like rare tuna.

[Melmart1]

I like my tuna RARE!

I had a blackend Tuna and I asked for it rare, and the assholes cooked it too long, it was real flaky. But it was still good.

Oh, do you know who Ming Tsai is? He used to have a show on Food Network called "East Meets West". He is on public TV now and I watch his show and he had this rare tuna steak recipe that you serve with a cucumber-yogurt dip and cilantro hot sauce that is to DIE for. I got the recipe online and made it about two months ago and it was soooo good.

[KEDA]

HOLY SHIT

a FRIED BROWNIE


that just made my pancreas go into shock!!

[tw05baller]

is this the new quattro?

[NASpurs]

I think there's an old episode of Iron Chef America or the old Iron Chef...forgot which one where they chopped an octopus... I saw the previews but didn't see the show. Damn I wanted to see that thing be butchered.

[KEDA]

Oh, do you know who Ming Tsai is? He used to have a show on Food Network called "East Meets West". He is on public TV now and I watch his show and he had this rare tuna steak recipe that you serve with a cucumber-yogurt dip and cilantro hot sauce that is to DIE for. I got the recipe online and made it about two months ago and it was soooo good.


well I can come over and you can make it for me, I need to test your culinary skills anyway!!

[MannyIsGod]

We make rare blackend Tuna quite often. You can get some good Tuna from HEB but just make sure it is sashimi quality.

Man, I love that shit.

[Jekka]

Oh, do you know who Ming Tsai is? He used to have a show on Food Network called "East Meets West". He is on public TV now and I watch his show and he had this rare tuna steak recipe that you serve with a cucumber-yogurt dip and cilantro hot sauce that is to DIE for. I got the recipe online and made it about two months ago and it was soooo good.

I used to love watching him - he had good TV presence, unlike some of the idiots on there now. I hate the woman that comes on after the Barefoot Contessa - Sandra something, and she makes stuff that's partially homemade. She's like disgustingly kitchy. Her "tablescapes" suck ass.

[Melmart1]

Mel has been all over the world. I'm so jealous. Seriously

What did you do that made you travel so much? Everytime I read one of your posts, you say you were there and done that.

Hahaha, I have moved a lot. I have lived in five different states (and visited at least 25 at some point) and visited Japan in 99. My boyfriend at the time paid for that trip though, or I never would have gone. So it's not as big a deal as it seems. But I lived in Los Angeles for 5 yrs, Seattle for 1, Virginia for 3, Jersey on and off for roughly 9 mos and of course San Antonio.

[ashbeeigh]

I like Oliver..the Naked Chef. He can sure cook up some good Tuna.

[midgetonadonkey]

I want to see Rachel Ray go up against that real butch looking chick iron chef.

[ashbeeigh]

This is going to sound gay but it's too damn fatty. I feel guilty eating it... :lol


Aww! You should indulge sometime!

[Jekka]

I want to see Rachel Ray go up against that real butch looking chick iron chef.

Rachael Ray might pass out from exhaustion in an hour long show with all the arm waving and shit she does. I think that's why she only does 30 minute meals - any longer and she would have aircraft landing in her kitchen.

[MannyIsGod]

Man, fuck Rachel I'm a fucking stupid whore Ray.

[Melmart1]

I used to love watching him - he had good TV presence, unlike some of the idiots on there now. I hate the woman that comes on after the Barefoot Contessa - Sandra something, and she makes stuff that's partially homemade. She's like disgustingly kitchy. Her "tablescapes" suck ass.

Yeah, her show kinda sucks, but at least she doesn't forget the cocktails! :lol

I wish they showed Wolfgang Puck's show before 5am. I like him and his explanations, and his accent cracks me up. I have some of his kitchen stuff, too. I am such a kitchen gadget whore!

[MannyIsGod]

Man, I think I hate Rachel Ray more than Ashbeigh. Well, maybe its a tie.

[Melmart1]

Rachael Ray can kiss my white-looking Messican ass.

[KEDA]

we need to have a ST potluck where everyone MAKES an item!!

[NASpurs]

Hahaha, I have moved a lot. I have lived in five different states (and visited at least 25 at some point) and visited Japan in 99. My boyfriend at the time paid for that trip though, or I never would have gone. So it's not as big a deal as it seems. But I lived in Los Angeles for 5 yrs, Seattle for 1, Virginia for 3, Jersey on and off for roughly 9 mos and of course San Antonio.You had a bf? Must have been before you had your lesbian awakening.

Either way your traveling around is something ideal to me.

[ashbeeigh]

I make awesome slice and bake cookies. They're to die for.

[MannyIsGod]

Jess and I are planning on moving around a ton in the next 10 years or so. I want to live all over the world. I don't even plan on living well, I just want to live modestly and see as much as I can of the world.

[NASpurs]

Aww! You should indulge sometime!Oh I do that... it's just in the back of mind not to go overboard. Fine line

[Melmart1]

You had a bf? Must have been before you had your lesbian awakening.

Either way your traveling around is something ideal to me.

Oh, did I say boyfriend? :angel

Yeah, travelling really gives you great perspective. You meet so many people, try things you normally wouldn't. It's pretty awesome, I know I am one lucky bitch for having the opportunity to do so. I take advantage of all of them and I have no regrets at all. Oh, and I am a writer, btw. So have laptop, will travel.

[ashbeeigh]

Oh I do that... it's just in the back of mind not to go overboard. Fine line

Well that's good. Don't let your cholesterol levels get too high! :D

[KEDA]

for those who are watching Iron Chef America

Im thinking Flay by 2 points

[MannyIsGod]

Man, I just pulled out my cargo shorts that I wore to game 7. I found the cheer stix from that game in them.

Miami better win or I may riot.

[KEDA]

so sMelly, are you making me that tuna or what??


sMelly, I WANT TO EAT YOUR TUNA!!!!!!!

[Melmart1]

My best friend lives in Florida and he officially welcomed me onto the bandwagon today :rolleyes

[Melmart1]

so sMelly, are you making me that tuna or what??


sMelly, I WANT TO EAT YOUR TUNA!!!!!!!

:lol Keda made a funny! Good job!

[KEDA]

I got to get rid of this rep. somehow!

[ashbeeigh]

I need an iron chef class, all I know is that they battle at the end.

[KEDA]

I need an iron chef class, all I know is that they battle at the end.



OH

MY

GOD


no more pee pee for you!!!

[Melmart1]

Battle at the end? :lol they sit there and sweat it out in the end, they 'battle' the entire show.

[KEDA]

sMelly, leave your carpet munching counterpart and marry me, we can cook all day together, and then watch Iron Chef America!!!!

[NASpurs]

We should have a vbookie on who's going to win...

[Melmart1]

You would have to stop saying I smell sometime before you propose. Girls don't like that, even dykes.

[KEDA]

I would love to be a judge for Iron Chef America

that would kick ass on so many levels!

[Melmart1]

I would love to be a judge for Iron Chef America

that would kick ass on so many levels!

Did you see the episode where Jewel was a judge? :lol

[KEDA]

I dont know if I could do that

but for a good cook, I could try!

[KEDA]

Mo Rocca is a fucking retard, I swear!

[KEDA]

Did you see the episode where Jewel was a judge? :lol
no maam, I sure didnt.

how bad was snaggletooth?

did she have food stuck to it?

she did an intro for NASCAR and she was horrid!

[ashbeeigh]

Mo Rocca is a fucking retard, I swear!


We already established that!

[NASpurs]

Mo Rocca is a fucking retard, I swear!Shouldn't he be doing I Love the 80s?

[Melmart1]

no maam, I sure didnt.

how bad was snaggletooth?

did she have food stuck to it?

she did an intro for NASCAR and she was horrid!

She wasn't terrible but I was dissapointed she didnt have any real criticisms. I kinda like it when they are a little snarly, like that Jeffrey guy, he rocks!

[NASpurs]

11 plates of bacon... geez :lol

[KEDA]

Jeffrey will tell you like it is.

they need like one average joe type and two critics and mabye a hollywood star for ratings purposes.

[KEDA]

what will be really cool is when guys like Peter Griffin or Homer Simpson are judges. You know its going to happen.

[ashbeeigh]

Jeffrey will tell you like it is.

they need like one average joe type and two critics and mabye a hollywood star for ratings purposes.


I would watch Iron Chef for the exclusive purpose of Mo Rocca's wit and humor. He is ratings.

[KEDA]

and that right there is why you are no longer my pee pee recipient!

[Jekka]

how bad was snaggletooth?

Hey, I'd trade my teeth for her bank account.

[KEDA]

WTF

a tie???

FUCK

:pctoss

:pctoss

:flipoff

[NASpurs]

OMG a tie! This is a conspiracy.. worse than boxing!

I don't think my vbookie bet choice had a possibility of a tie

[MannyIsGod]

Man, chicken fried steak rules. They need a CFS battle on Iron Chef

[KEDA]

build a better burger eih?


Ill watch this as well!!!!

[ashbeeigh]

Geez. The first time i watch the show and it's a tie. And you said Fray was going to win by two huh KEDA? I'll call your bullshit next time.

[KEDA]

its FLAY

jesus

[ashbeeigh]

Flay, Fray. I'm an Iron chef virgin! I need to go to bed.

[Silver21_Black20]

build a better burger eih?


Ill watch this as well!!!!

TheTruth made some badass tastin' burgers at todays practice/bbq. Very good.

[KEDA]

yeah, I wasnt invited to this BBQ you guys had, apparently it was a "players only" BBQ

[Trainwreck2100]

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y45/hatuey369/Cradle_Snatcher.jpg

Lucky bastard

:pctoss

[Silver21_Black20]

yeah, I wasnt invited to this BBQ you guys had, apparently it was a "players only" BBQ

Well shit...we all busted our asses during practice. We deserved the BBQ.

[MannyIsGod]

That sun killed me today. I still feel hot, kinda like when you sunburn. (but I know I didn't sunburn)

[Silver21_Black20]

I have tan lines on my damn ankles :pctoss

[MannyIsGod]

Haha, thats kind funny. I have a lump on my ankle from where a ball nailed me.

[Kori Ellis]

yeah, I wasnt invited to this BBQ you guys had, apparently it was a "players only" BBQ

True. True.

[Kori Ellis]

Haha, thats kind funny. I have a lump on my ankle from where a ball nailed me.

I have a huge bruise on my arm from batting for five minutes *shrug*

[MannyIsGod]

Yeah, that bruise looked nasty. I got nailed on my forearm twice, but neither bruised. I don't tend to bruise very easily though.

[Silver21_Black20]

I have a huge bruise on my arm from batting for five minutes *shrug*

Did it get worse?

[Silver21_Black20]

I have a bruise right under my index finger.

[Kori Ellis]

Did it get worse?

Yeah, it got dark. It's about 2 1/2 - 3 inches long.

[KEDA]

Blah

[midgetonadonkey]

Fuck radiators.

[SpursWoman]

I have tan lines on my damn ankles :pctoss


I wore a skirt and sandals to work today...and my feet look like I'm wearing white ankle sox. :lol

No visible injuries this time ... just a muscle under my shoulder blade kinda hurts from a pretty enthusiastic swing I whiffed on.

[katyon6th]

My tanlines are hideous. When there's time to layout, I'll be out there naked.


K. Not naked.

[TheTruth]

Fuck that. I'm fresh as the morning dew. Losers.

[Silver21_Black20]

Ouch! I slammed the front door on my finger. :madrun

[ORION]

Ouch! I slammed the front door on my finger. :madrun
why ?

[ORION]

I told batman to go to the doctor but he didn't listen !

[midgetonadonkey]

Yeah why would you do that? It doesn't make much sense to do such a thing.

[midgetonadonkey]

I told batman to go to the doctor but he didn't listen !

Did your doctor ask you to contact all previous sexual partners and tell them to get checked?

[ORION]

Did your doctor ask you to contact all previous sexual partners and tell them to get checked?
yeah he did but I already told my right hand and I'm scared to let the pillow know

[ObiwanGinobili]

yeah he did but I already told my right hand and I'm scared to let the pillow know

the pillow may kill you in your sleep.

[ObiwanGinobili]

i love netflix

i love netflix

coming everyday!

[sung to the tune of "hey it's franklin"]

[ORION]

the pillow may kill you in your sleep.
not if it wants to get laid

[Silver21_Black20]

why ?

I didn't literally slam the door on my finger. When I closed it, my finger got caught on the side.

Don't act like it has never happened to you.

[midgetonadonkey]

It has never happened to me.

[ORION]

It has never happened to me.
me neither

[Silver21_Black20]

It has never happened to me.

And who the hell is talking to you. I sure as hell wasn't.

[midgetonadonkey]

And who the hell is talking to you. I sure as hell wasn't.

Don't take that tone with me. Do you know who the fuck you're talking to?

[Silver21_Black20]

Don't take that tone with me. Do you know who the fuck you're talking to?

I sure do and I don't give a fuck.

[midgetonadonkey]

I sure do and I don't give a fuck.

Damn I sense great anger in you. You must be on your period.

[Silver21_Black20]

Damn I sense great anger in you. You must be on your period.

I'm not. This is all natural bitchiness...so suck it up.

[KEDA]

I know who he is talking to!

He is talking to that hooker Silent Sandra!!!

[midgetonadonkey]

I know who he is talking to!

He is talking to that hooker Silent Sandra!!!

Is she your new golden shower girl?

[Silver21_Black20]

I know who he is talking to!

He is talking to that hooker Silent Sandra!!!

F U KEDA!!

Don't be mad cause I won't give you the time or day.

[TOP-CHERRY]

Haha. Last night I went running and this guy that ran past me had a shirt that said "Can I pee on you?". At least that's what I think it read. Was that your son, Keda?

[Silver21_Black20]

Is she your new golden shower girl?

The day I let him do that is the day you take it in the ass by him.

[midgetonadonkey]

I need a shirt like that.

[TheTruth]

F U KEDA!!

Don't be mad cause I won't give you the time or day.
Good gotdamn this is funny. KEDA got Sandrowned. Whhoooo BUDDY!

[TOP-CHERRY]

I'm eating a nice muffin with chocolate kisses on it. And milk. That's my breakfast.

[midgetonadonkey]

I'm eating a nice muffin with chocolate kisses on it. And milk. That's my breakfast. :smokin


-Top Cherry

[TOP-CHERRY]

Oh, my. I sound like Horry.

[midgetonadonkey]

Yes you do.

[TheTruth]

Happy

[ObiwanGinobili]

not if it wants to get laid

that pillow is having an affair with the hole in your couch cushions.

[ObiwanGinobili]

It has never happened to me.


fuck that. I feel for the girl.

I accidnetly slammed my hand in the door of a 1976 Camero. that thing weighed a fucking ton.
I broke 2 fingers and dislocayed one of those funky hand bones.

[TOP-CHERRY]

I know all about slamming my body into things.

[ObiwanGinobili]

I know all about slamming my body into things.

sig.

[ashbeeigh]

I know all about slamming my body into things.


As do I. I bruise very easily. Is your foto still all purple?

[ObiwanGinobili]

foto?
her picture?
her fotographia?
that she took with her cámara??

fotográfica?

[katyon6th]

I know all about slamming my body into things.

Oh dear.

[ORION]

that pillow is having an affair with the hole in your couch cushions.
thats ok , we are one big happy family

[ashbeeigh]

I had bacon for breakfast today.

[ObiwanGinobili]

I had bacon for breakfast today. It rocked. :smokin
- Horry

[ObiwanGinobili]

thats ok , we are one big happy family

remind me to bring a towel if i ever pass over your threshold.

[ORION]

remind me to bring a towel if i ever pass over your threshold.
why ? do you want to go swimming ?

[ObiwanGinobili]

why ? do you want to go swimming ?


i'll need it for wherever i sit.

and i only swim at my pool cause it's the coolest....



my pool owns all other pools.

[TOP-CHERRY]

Damn, I really want to go swimming.

[ObiwanGinobili]

yep. me too.


i'm gonna hop in as soon as Emo gets hone.

[TOP-CHERRY]

As do I. I bruise very easily. Is your foto still all purple?
It's green now. But my foto doesn't hurt anymore.

[midgetonadonkey]

I'm gonna go outside and play with the mangera.

[TOP-CHERRY]

And I need a better tan. My stomach is too white.

[ashbeeigh]

I want to go tubing again. That's the way to get a bad ass tan.

[ORION]

i'll need it for wherever i sit.

and i only swim at my pool cause it's the coolest....
so you don't mind sitting on that stuff as long as you have a towel ?

[ORION]

I want to go tubing again. That's the way to get a bad ass tan.
That is what we need over here ! More girls in bikinis !!

[TOP-CHERRY]

I feel like buying a really nice dress. Dresses are cool. I love wearing white. I need a white sundress. White halter sundress. Yes.

[ObiwanGinobili]

just say no to skin cancer.

[ObiwanGinobili]

I feel like buying a really nice dress. Dresses are cool. I love wearing white. I need a white sundress. White halter sundress. Yes.

yes. agreed.
i love sundresses.
damn they are cool. plus thy always pick up a good breeze, alot more comfortable than shorts.

pluss - if you don;t where panties then you can grab a quickie while you are waiting for your mother in law to chose a fuckign paint sample.