Oh Shit!!!

[TOP-CHERRY]

gasp!

[TOP-CHERRY]

I have lots to learn from Obi.

[ObiwanGinobili]

so you don't mind sitting on that stuff as long as you have a towel ?

then the towel will be touching it - not me.

I have my limits, granted they are pretty flexible, but they are limits still.

[ObiwanGinobili]

I have lots to learn from Obi.


:lol

[ORION]

yes. agreed.
i love sundresses.
damn they are cool. plus thy always pick up a good breeze, alot more comfortable than shorts.

pluss - if you don;t where panties then you can grab a quickie while you are waiting for your mother in law to chose a fuckign paint sample.
go on ......

[Pistons < Spurs]

yes. agreed.
i love sundresses.
damn they are cool. plus thy always pick up a good breeze, alot more comfortable than shorts.

pluss - if you don;t where panties then you can grab a quickie while you are waiting for your mother in law to chose a fuckign paint sample.
:wow :clap :clap :wow

[ObiwanGinobili]

all I'm saying is you've got to be willing to go the extra mile to make yet another weekend with the extended family interesting...

and if that means a little nookie in the Lowe's parking lot... or your uncle's gazebo....

well then i guess thats what it takes.

[ashbeeigh]

I have a white skirt on.

[ObiwanGinobili]

I have a white skirt on.

OMG! Ash are you do this horry jr. shit on purpose??

[ORION]

I have a white skirt on.
I'm naked underneath my clothes

[ashbeeigh]

OMG! Ash are you do this horry jr. shit on purpose??


Actually, yes. I love it.

[ObiwanGinobili]

I'm naked underneath my clothes

yr nasty. nasty boy.

[ObiwanGinobili]

Actually, yes. I love it.

you shoul put:

- Ash :smokin



:lmao

[ashbeeigh]

you shoul put:

- Ash :smokin



:lmao


:lol. No. I won't go that far. I refuse.

[ORION]

yr nasty. nasty boy.
no I'm a cold hearted snake

[SpursWoman]

no I'm a cold hearted snake

Just look into his eyes

[PinkBunny]

He's been telling lies.

[Silver21_Black20]

^ Oh crap! OSC is that you?

[batman2883]

gdamn my knee is fucking dead right now i cant even straighten my damn leg

[batman2883]

man it hurts something fierce

[ORION]

Just look into his eyes
I don't tell lies

[SpursWoman]

but you're a lover boy at play

[MannyIsGod]

This thread blows ass.

[batman2883]

rush rush, hurry hurry baby come to me

[ORION]

man it hurts something fierce
well at least go to the doctor to get some pain meds

[batman2883]

pain meds do nothing for this pain i have a medicine lady who just gave me like some strong stuff made my body feel good but my knee is still in dead pain

[Rainbow Bunny]

^ Oh crap! OSC is that you?

that joto is not OSC.

he's just one sad little toy getting carried away with himself.

he needs to STFU and get his ass back in the kitchen, I needs me a sandwhich

[ORION]

pain meds do nothing for this pain i have a medicine lady who just gave me like some strong stuff made my body feel good but my knee is still in dead pain
well send her over here

[midgetonadonkey]

Fuck!!!!

[PinkBunny]

Fuck!!!!

right now?

[Ginofan]

I dig the bunnies :tu

Batman is it true that you will never show up to softball practice?

[batman2883]

Uh I Was At The First Practice Where Were You That Day?

[batman2883]

Melly

[Ginofan]

Uh I Was At The First Practice Where Were You That Day?

You know there has been like 92387049827 practices since then right?

[batman2883]

there's only been 3....the first one was on may 28th...my bday which i had already had plans for...the next one was on may 31st my sons bday which i had plans for and the last one was on sunday my sons bday party day....which i already had plans for i mean c'mon its not my fault....what is more important my son..or the team...hmmmm hard question to answer

[Melmart1]

Why is the gay bunny's team the Orlando Magic? Is that the team of choice for homosexual stuffed animals these days?

[midgetonadonkey]

Tony Micelli is my favorite retired ball player.

[ObiwanGinobili]

Why is the gay bunny's team the Orlando Magic? Is that the team of choice for homosexual stuffed animals these days?

:lol hahah It's Magical.

[ORION]

Tony Micelli is my favorite retired ball player.
I like Sam Malone myself

[KEDA]

I like Bob Ucker myself!

[KEDA]

I would like to make an announcement,


I am no longer going to treat women like toilets, I think that peeing on most women is a horrible, dispicable act, that I will no longer participate in!







now, if I can get Melly away from her lesbian life parnter, we can trade recipies and share restaraunt reccomendations all day long.

if not, then back to peeing I go!

[Melmart1]

:lol I don't have a lesbian life partner. No bitch has been able to pin me down so far :fro

[KEDA]

Man, Im bummed, Sandra got pissed at me for calling her silent. :depressed

[KEDA]

:lol I don't have a lesbian life partner. No bitch has been able to pin me down so far :fro


then can I PM you like PDBM?

[midgetonadonkey]

Man, Im bummed, Sandra got pissed at me for calling her silent. :depressed

You need to learn how to treat a lady.

[KEDA]

Midge, will you show the way to treat a lady?

[midgetonadonkey]

Yes Keda. I will show you.

[MannyIsGod]

KEDA needs injections of testosterone. Then again, if he's trying to get with Melly, he is probably taking the right course of action.

[MannyIsGod]

All I know, is that if Mel really liked pussy, she'd be all over KEDA.

[Melmart1]

:lmao You got me there, Manny.

[KEDA]

All I know, is that if Mel really liked pussy, she'd be all over KEDA.


and what exactly is that supposed to mean?

[Melmart1]

You are what you don't eat- or what the girl you are after eats.

[MannyIsGod]

and what exactly is that supposed to mean?
You are what you don't eat!When's the last time you went downtown Billy?

[KEDA]

when I had a girlfriend

you do realize Manny that I do eat it, and quite frankly, I dont understand what concern it is of yours.

[KEDA]

and now back to your regularly scheduled worthless posting!

[ORION]

who is eating at the "Y" ?

[Melmart1]

Damn, this took a weird tone. WTF?

[ashbeeigh]

The title of the thread is Oh Shit!!

[ORION]

Damn, this took a weird tone. WTF?
How can you say weird because what is really normal ?

[MannyIsGod]

when I had a girlfriend

you do realize Manny that I do eat it, and quite frankly, I dont understand what concern it is of yours.Thanks Stephen A.

Why is everyone PMSing lately? Can't even call a motherfucker a pussy without them going all pissy.

You all need to get laid more.

[MannyIsGod]

Damn, this took a weird tone. WTF?Your mom took a weird tone.

[KEDA]

Thanks Stephen A.

Why is everyone PMSing lately? Can't even call a motherfucker a pussy without them going all pissy.

You all need to get laid more.


you just need to lay off certian shit, thats all.

[MannyIsGod]

I don't need to lay off shit. Pussy.

[MannyIsGod]

Its your fucking title!

[ashbeeigh]

Yees. It's not me in the fight.

[MannyIsGod]

Shut up cunt.

[Melmart1]

I'll fight with you Ashbeeigh.

[MannyIsGod]

Wait, maybe this is Billy's way of fighting back. I like it. Good job, KEDA.

[KEDA]

fuck you Manuel

I dont say a goddamn thing about you EVER, why do you fucking feel that you have to be king fucking bee around here and talk shit about wht happens to other fucking people

FUCK YOU!!!

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Drink, fight, fuck.
Consume, sock, suck.

[ORION]

very loud words !

[MannyIsGod]

King bee? Now com'on dude, there's no such thing as a king bee.

[KEDA]

must be nice to fucking get free montiors from me to go play fucking poker all day

I wish I didnt have the goddamn responsibility to have a consistant job that pays me well so I can keep the lights on at my house.

[ashbeeigh]

About what Mel? We've never diagreed about anything. I don't think.

[Melmart1]

About what Mel? We've never diagreed about anything. I don't think.

I dunno, I just didn't want you to feel left out. Everyone else is fighting in here.

[KEDA]

I wasnt fighting with anyone EVER until Manny had to run his fucking mouth.

[ORION]

I dunno, I just didn't want you to feel left out. Everyone else is fighting in here.
shut up ! you dummy head !

[MannyIsGod]

must be nice to fucking get free montiors from me to go play fucking poker all day

I wish I didnt have the goddamn responsibility to have a consistant job that pays me well so I can keep the lights on at my house.:lmao :lmao :lmao

Billy, you said you had a monitor lying around one time when I asked something about where to buy them. Why on earth would I turn down a free one? Now, had you told me it didn't work, I would have turned it down.

I went ahead and bought a 19inch LCD last week because the one I got from you didn't work. Once agian though, as I said when you gave it to me, Thank You.

Hey man, I'm sorry that you have to go to work and can't make good money from poker. I wish everyone could do it, its awesome. Don't know what to tell you about your utility problems though. That kinda sucks. How hot does it get with your power off?

:lmao

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

shut up ! you dummy head !

Pot-ty-mouth!
:cuss

[KEDA]

Fuck you Manny

[MannyIsGod]

I wasnt fighting with anyone EVER until Manny had to run his fucking mouth.Holy shit dude. Are you really mad? THOSE WERE YOUR OWN WORDS.

"Billy, you're a pussy"

Billy - "You are what you don't eat"

You act like I took your mother out and got her pregnant. Damn.

[KEDA]

I have allways been 110% cool with your ass, and you spout off.

you could have been cool about it and just left it alone, but you didnt

no worries though, you have allways been a prick and still will be, I really dont care.

hope you and Jess have a great time together living all over the world, again, must be nice.

well I guess Ill see you guys around, Im out for now.

[ashbeeigh]

I dunno, I just didn't want you to feel left out. Everyone else is fighting in here.


I just was [pointing out that I wasn't the one that started anything this time, I'm minding my own business.

[MannyIsGod]

I have allways been 110% cool with your ass, and you spout off.

you could have been cool about it and just left it alone, but you didnt

no worries though, you have allways been a prick and still will be, I really dont care.

hope you and Jess have a great time together living all over the world, again, must be nice.

well I guess Ill see you guys around, Im out for now.Oh com'on now Billy. I was joking with you. I like you dude. Its not like I hate you the way I hate Ashbeigh. It was just some fun in the nature of the thread. Would you rather me not call you a pussy?

[ashbeeigh]

When's the last time you went downtown Billy?
[/b]


That's where it turned. It was all downhill from there...I believe. And that's all I have to say.

[MannyIsGod]

I just was [pointing out that I wasn't the one that started anything this time, I'm minding my own business.Didn't I tell you to shut up?

[ashbeeigh]

You really don't like me Manny? K. I may have to kill myself now.

[MannyIsGod]

Can't you just give yourself therapy?

[TheTruth]

WAIT ONE SECOND?!!?!?! You can eat pussy????

[MannyIsGod]

I will buy KEDA a beer the next time I see him in exchange for his forginess.

[Melmart1]

WAIT ONE SECOND?!!?!?! You can eat pussy????

:eyebrows

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

So let's review:

1) Gay pink bunnies are Orlando Magic fans
2) You can eat pussy
3) Manny doesn't like Ashbeeigh
4) Ash may kill herself as a result.

Infomative AND entertaining day, and it's still not over yet.

[MannyIsGod]

Are you kidding me? Its just getting started. I'll probably piss off The Truth before the night is over.

[ORION]

So let's review:

1) Gay pink bunnies are Orlando Magic fans
2) You can eat pussy
3) Manny doesn't like Ashbeeigh
4) Ash may kill herself as a result.

Infomative AND entertaining day, and it's still not over yet.
and ...if you don't want to burn your mecco you must spray the pan with PAM.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

and ...if you don't want to burn your mecco you must spray the pan with PAM.

DAMMIT!
I KNEW there was something else I should've added to that list!

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Please don't kill yourself, Ash.
At least not until I get back from work.
I'd hate to have to hear everything second hand.

[ORION]

I have a second hand. It looks like my other hand. They are friends

[ashbeeigh]

Please don't kill yourself, Ash.
At least not until I get back from work.
I'd hate to have to hear everything second hand.


Naw. I already have it all planned.

[SpursWoman]

I have a second hand. It looks like my other hand. They are friends


And who said you could never get it on with twins? :wtf

[MannyIsGod]

How are you gonig to do it? I reccomond a Drain-o cocktail.

[ashbeeigh]

How are you gonig to do it? I reccomond a Drain-o cocktail.


Only if you make it for me.

[ashbeeigh]

I hope I really do die in a car accident or have some crazy status seizures one day and Manny feels like its his fault.

[Jekka]

I hope I really do die in a car accident or have some crazy status seizures one day and Manny feels like its his fault.

That's the most retarded thing I've read all day - which is sad considering I've been reading through old IM conversations for the last hour.

[midgetonadonkey]

I hope I really do die in a car accident or have some crazy status seizures one day and Manny feels like its his fault.

:lmao

[MannyIsGod]

I hope I really do die in a car accident or have some crazy status seizures one day and Manny feels like its his fault.Talk about cutting off your nose to spite your face.

[ORION]

And who said you could never get it on with twins? :wtf
I like to pretend that my left hand gave money to my right hand so my left hand could have sex with me

[Melmart1]

I hope I really do die in a car accident or have some crazy status seizures one day and Manny feels like its his fault.

Are you the shrinker or the shrinkee?

[ashbeeigh]

Are you the shrinker or the shrinkee?


It can go both ways, no one is perfect.

[MannyIsGod]

I can't make fun of people anymore. Billy made me feel bad. Billy broke me.

[Jekka]

^^^ True story. It's kind of sad over here.

[TheTruth]

Are you kidding me? Its just getting started. I'll probably piss off The Truth before the night is over.

Just looking at you pisses me off.

[MannyIsGod]

:(

[TheTruth]

MannyisGod = pussy

[MannyIsGod]

Fuck You.

[Melmart1]

MannyisGod = pussy

OK, I am a lesbian and even I wouldn't eat that.

[TheTruth]

Fuck You.

Your mother.

[MannyIsGod]

Screw you melmart. Screw you !

[ashbeeigh]

I think I'm going to audtion for the Bachelor. How awesome would that be? God damn, I can still feel the virtual tension.

[ObiwanGinobili]

I think I'm going to audtion for the Bachelor. How awesome would that be?

:lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao

single funniest post all fucking day.

[ObiwanGinobili]

Screw you melmart. Screw you !


i think she will decline.


call me phsycic

[SpursWoman]

I like to pretend that my left hand gave money to my right hand so my left hand could have sex with me

:lol :lol

[MannyIsGod]

I challenge The Truth to a fight to the death!

[TheTruth]

E-fights to the deaths are for FAGS

[katyon6th]

Thanks Stephen A.

Why is everyone PMSing lately? Can't even call a motherfucker a pussy without them going all pissy.

You all need to get laid more.

Ugh. No shit!

[Melmart1]

I challenge The Truth to a fight to the death!

Stop trying to be the King Bee, Manny! Everyone knows you have a tiny stinger.

[MannyIsGod]

I challenge you to a real fight to the death. With sharp objects.

[MannyIsGod]

Stop trying to be the King Bee, Manny! Everyone knows you have a tiny stinger.:lmao

King Bee...awww shit.

[Kori Ellis]

I challenge you to a real fight to the death. With sharp objects.

You'd probably lose your sandal, fall down and The Truth would kill you.

Look what happened last time you wanted to fight:)

[katyon6th]

Holy shit things got heated in this thread! Forreal.



You don't want to piss me off, Manny. I go off like crazy.

[MannyIsGod]

Katy, I'll just kick you in the shin.

Kori, true. I was fearfull of fighting without my sandall.

[Kori Ellis]

I think Katy and I could probably destroy any other combo of two people on the forum if we were really mad. You guys are all lucky we are both so nice.

[SpursWoman]

It must be a nice-person thing. I throw sharp objects when I'm pissed. :spin

[ashbeeigh]

I would curl up in a corner in real life, I'm white.

[MannyIsGod]

Man, I'm glad I've never had a crazy gf. I've heard stories from friends who pissed off their woman and had knives tossed at them. Thats fucked up!

[Kori Ellis]

I would curl up in a corner in real life, I'm white.

:wtf

What does white have to do with being a wimp?

[katyon6th]

Katy, I'll just kick you in the shin.

Kori, true. I was fearfull of fighting without my sandall.

What a pussy. I'd punch you in the face first thing and you'd be down. I don't mess around.

[ashbeeigh]

I can't even light a lighter without flipping out. Fuck knives. I'll just talk shit about you.

[MannyIsGod]

You fight dirty Katy.

[Kori Ellis]

Man, I'm glad I've never had a crazy gf. I've heard stories from friends who pissed off their woman and had knives tossed at them. Thats fucked up!

I've never gone crazy for no reason. But I did have a boyfriend hit me (closed fist) back in the day and in self-defense, I smashed a beer bottle over his head.

[TheTruth]

You'd probably lose your sandal, fall down and The Truth would kill you.

Look what happened last time you wanted to fight:)


:lmao :lmao :lmao

[ashbeeigh]

I don't know Kori. Honestly. Haven't you noticed a say a lot of retarded things? :)

[Kori Ellis]

I don't know Kori. Honestly. Haven't you noticed a say a lot of retarded things? :)

:lmao

Yeah I have.

So are you auditioning for the Bachelor?

[katyon6th]

For the Bachelor?

WTF?

[ashbeeigh]

So are you auditioning for the Bachelor?

Haha :lmao, no. It was a joke. I'd probably be too short, I have a weird smile, and it would probably film in the middle of the semester.

[ashbeeigh]

They're having auditions at La Cantera this weekend Katy.

[SpursWoman]

I've never gone crazy for no reason. But I did have a boyfriend hit me (closed fist) back in the day and in self-defense, I smashed a beer bottle over his head.

It takes a lot to get me violent...but it has happened...I got into a fight with my ex-husband once...I took off a high-heeled shoe and beat him with it.

Another fight we got into he threw a big bowl of salad at me ... I ducked and he missed, but I retaliated by throwing a big glass of iced tea at him and got him right in the head. :hat

[MannyIsGod]

Smashing a guys head who hits a girl is acceptable and it should happen each time.

[ashbeeigh]

I like getting violent -Horry :smokin

[midgetonadonkey]

I like getting violent -Horry :smokin

Don't ever do that again. You will fuck up the :smokin -Horry thing.

[midgetonadonkey]

You've done it once and I already feel like I should never post a :smokin -Horry again.

You tainted it devil woman!!!

[midgetonadonkey]

:pctoss

I have no other way of venting the disturbing imagery that lives in my head!!!

[midgetonadonkey]

I want ice cream.

[MannyIsGod]

It takes a lot to get me violent...but it has happened...I got into a fight with my ex-husband once...I took off a high-heeled shoe and beat him with it.

Another fight we got into he threw a big bowl of salad at me ... I ducked and he missed, but I retaliated by throwing a big glass of iced tea at him and got him right in the head. :hatWho says you have no arm?

:lmao

[midgetonadonkey]

Uncle Jesse just sprayed a can of whip cream on Uncle Joey while he was on all fours.

[ashbeeigh]

Uncle Jesse just sprayed a can of whip cream on Uncle Joey while he was on all fours.


That is the best episode of Full House! Was there a cherry involved too?

[TheTruth]

You guys remember the ep when joey and jesse thought they had invented the hair spray face protecto, but it ended up being someone elses invention.

full house = classic

[SpursWoman]

So I'll just put the ball in a Bill Miller's ice tea bucket and throw it. :lol

That was a dead-on hit, too. It bounced off his head, shot up to the ceiling and broke the flourescent light cover in the kitchen. Fight was over after that, I was laughing too hard. And when I made him clean up all the lettuce that was all over the living room, he pulled out the vacuum. WTF? :lol

[midgetonadonkey]

God damn you ashbeeigh.

[katyon6th]

Full House was the stupidest show ever. Those little bitches who said "you got it, dude" and "how rude" pissed me off to no end!

[SpursWoman]

My daughter loves that fucking show, so the reruns are always on. I had a crush on Uncle Jesse...now so does my she. That's creepy. :(

[Uncle Jesse]

My daughter loves that fucking show, so the reruns are always on. I had a crush on Uncle Jesse...now so does my she. That's creepy. :(

Nothing creepy about it. Your avatar makes me say have mercy!

[timvp]

I've never gone crazy for no reason. But I did have a boyfriend hit me (closed fist) back in the day and in self-defense, I smashed a beer bottle over his head.

:pctoss

[Cant_Be_Faded]

When the fuck did Carmen Electra become a "latina" ??

I caught the beginning of the Alma awards and she was with the sensuous Rosalin Sanchez, Eva Longoria, and that chick from george lopez show dancin her sweet ass off.

[MannyIsGod]

You watched that shit CBF? WTF?

[TheTruth]

probably when she was born.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

Dude I sat my ass on the couch for the first time in 14 hours to eat my wingz n ribs, drink my Killians Irish red, and the only things on were Monday Night Raw and the George Lopez show...so I decided to stick up for my brothas and watch the George Lopez show...the ALMA awards came on immediately afterwards, and I decided to let it stay on the TV when they said Eva was hosting, just to check her out.

They busted out with this dance routine and When they introduced Carmen Electra 2nd I was like wtf

[MannyIsGod]

My head hurts, as does my heart.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

Can Eva possibly get any hotter in terms of popularity? Every time I think she's about to fade from the spotlight, she gets voted number 1 hottest chick again, or she's the hostess of some event.

[midgetonadonkey]

I always watch the Alma Awards. I have like 20 people over, we drink beer and talk about what our favorite latin stars are wearing. It's an annual event for me.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

I wonder if Parker is in attendance....He has to be, cuz he's *whipped*

[ashbeeigh]

The Almas were recorded in the middle of the Mavs series.


Electra was born near Cincinnati, in Sharonville, Ohio, as Tara Leigh Patrick to a family of Irish, German, and Native American (Cherokee) descent

[Cant_Be_Faded]

Manny should get voted for an Alma award for hardest working Libertarian of San Antonio

[Cant_Be_Faded]

The Almas were recorded in the middle of the Mavs series.


Exactly, I remember reading she was Irish and German so that's why I am like WTF

[ashbeeigh]

I could be latino if I wanted to be. If you go far enough back I'm Spanish. It's a buncha BS.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

What is Rosalin Sanchez popular for? I mean yes, she's gorgeous, but I have no idea what she is famous for other than being gorgeous.

[Kori Ellis]

Carmen Electra's real name is Tara Leigh Patrick. From her own bio, she's Cherokee, Irish and German decent.

[midgetonadonkey]

Carmen Electra isn't her real name?

Is there nothing to believe in?!?

[Cant_Be_Faded]

ROFLROFLROFLROFL

everyone put it on the ALMA award right now

Vince Young is covering a Marc Anthony song

hahaha

[Cant_Be_Faded]

I had no idea Vince played piano so well

[Cant_Be_Faded]

Dammit, yall missed it

[ashbeeigh]

And Marc Anthony must have a I heart VC shirt underneath his jacket, he's about to empezar a llorar. But maybe thet're covering his song.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

ashbeeigh you turn me on with your knowledge of my people's language

I should nominate you for an ALMA award

[ashbeeigh]

ashbeeigh you turn me on with your knowledge of my people's language

I should nominate you for an ALMA award

:tu. Gracias!

[Cant_Be_Faded]

Damn, JLO showin off those tits of hers as always

Why is Leah Remini there next to marc anthony? Don't tell me she's latina too? And where's her fat King of Queens husband? Why am I still watching this?

[ashbeeigh]

J Lo está totalamente embarazada...con la vestida que está roto en la estomaga. Estupida. I love the Almas. I should watch them every year and write about it in Spanish.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

My first son will be a future ALMA award host.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

I ran into a dude at Wings N Ribs that looked exactly like MannyIsGod. I went up to him and was like Manny Is God I SAID!!!

He looked at me like I was a crackhead and then ignored me.

[ObiwanGinobili]

I ran into a dude at Wings N Ribs that looked exactly like MannyIsGod. I went up to him and was like Manny Is God I SAID!!!

He looked at me like I was a crackhead and then ignored me.

the funniest part is- that was manny.

:lmao

[MannyIsGod]

the funniest part is- that was manny.

:lmaoYou're just full of one liners.

CBF, that was one attractive man you saw at wings and more. He's a lucky dude.

[ashbeeigh]

wtf comerciales en espanol? Como se dice gay en espanol? Stupid. I'm not thinking in the summer! bullshit.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

He was with a chick with glasses that looked just like Jekka too

[MannyIsGod]

ahahahahahhahahah

Somewhere in Dallas there are Manny and Jekka clones. Nice.

[MannyIsGod]

I wonder if he's a dick too?

[TOP-CHERRY]

AAAAAAAKKKKKKKKK SIN BANDERA AND MCNIGHT ARE ON
*^%$@uy^t%r$#@#$%^&*(

[Cant_Be_Faded]

Yeah, except they're hardcore aggie fans, mavs fans, and believe in strict republican voting

they're your dopplegangers and you have no choice but to challenge them to a battle to the death

[TOP-CHERRY]

I hope I get serenaded by piano someday when I grow up.

I'll die.

[MannyIsGod]

I don't know how to play the Piano just yet. Maybe I'll buy Jess one and have her teach me how to play it.

[TOP-CHERRY]

I want to learn to play the piano too. I'd be happy to serenade my boy.

He'll die.

[TOP-CHERRY]

Now all I need is a teacher, a piano, and a boy.

[TOP-CHERRY]

DAmnit Andy Garcia is hotttt

[TOP-CHERRY]

Rawr

[Ginofan]

wtf comerciales en espanol? Como se dice gay en espanol? Stupid. I'm not thinking in the summer! bullshit.
Gotdamn I hate you.

[MannyIsGod]

:lmao

Thats why I roll with Mandy. She owns all of you.

[katyon6th]

Fucking joto.

[TOP-CHERRY]

Horray I made it into Obi's sig.

[SpursWoman]

LMAO @ Chris ... he bought a bunch of phosphate and other crap to make his own fireworks and is blowing up shit in the backyard, freaking out the cats. :fro

[ashbeeigh]

Why GinoFan? I don't even know you!

[Melmart1]

I need a new avatar. Perhaps Midge will let me borrow the retarded angel.

[RashoFan]

Happy 06/06/06......whatever....

[midgetonadonkey]

I need a new avatar. Perhaps Midge will let me borrow the retarded angel.

Sure if you want.

[Melmart1]

Nah, I need something else. I will try to find something.

[Melmart1]

Today on the writing job boards there was a job that said "Be our Hunter S. Thompson"... made me think of you, Midge. When I saw the job description I thought you would be perfect for it, since you like to write. Unfortunately, you have to live in and around Denver to do it.

[midgetonadonkey]

http://img306.imageshack.us/img306/1083/giantcamelscare4dm.gif

[RashoFan]

i hate when i am 20 pages behind in this thread....

[RashoFan]

hello...do I need to do a pulse check on this thread????

[RashoFan]

http://img306.imageshack.us/img306/1083/giantcamelscare4dm.gif
Yikes!!! in this pic the lady has MAJOR CAMELTOE.... :vomit:

[RashoFan]

I hope I really do die in a car accident or have some crazy status seizures one day and Manny feels like its his fault.
Great, It will be me responding and I'll have to F*cking work...I hate having my nap at work disrupted...:pctoss

[MannyIsGod]

Sex is good.

[RashoFan]

Sex is good.
:flipoff
I guess you just got done????













:D

[Melmart1]

I have work I could be doing right now. Why can't I get motivated to do any of it right now? :pctoss

[PM5K]

Because it's 3 am....

[Melmart1]

That's normal time for me to get work done.

[MannyIsGod]

They're watching every single thing you say, bitch.

[Melmart1]

Who? Big Brother?

[MannyIsGod]

Sans the bitch, is a Travis line.

I'm tired. I think its time for bed.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Okay.
I just got home from work.
Did Ash kill herself or merely go to sleep for the night?

[NASpurs]

Maybe she's in an eternal sleep.......hope she doesn't haunt us. I don't think I would like her to haunt us guys when we're taking pisses and seeing her reflection in the bowl. Hope she's not there when I'm taking a number two.........

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

If she's here in the morning, I'm going to demand an explaination.
She has caused enough pain and discord here.
It must be stopped.
Look how depressed it's made Manny.

[midgetonadonkey]

I want to eat.

[batman2883]

I want to eat.
BIRDS OF A FEATHER FLOCK TO VAGINA

[ObiwanGinobili]

damn you batman!

I wanted to mention pussy 1st.

[batman2883]

well obiwan the early bird catches the worm ya know

[ObiwanGinobili]

I can talk about pussy all i want since I'm missing mine.

[midgetonadonkey]

can you spare a quarter?

[ObiwanGinobili]

i need those to dry my laundry.

but i can give you two dimes and a nickle.

[ashbeeigh]

Look how depressed it's made Manny.


That wasn't me, that was KEDA.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

That wasn't me, that was KEDA.

Yes, but you must've done something to KEDA to hurt him, which prompted him to make his announcement that he was going to stop peeing on girls.
Shortly after that, the donnybrook between KEDA and Manny started.
I have a suspicion that ultimately, you are behind all the discord.

[Mrs.Tlong]

I always wanted KEDA to pee on me :( guess I missed my chance.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Maybe if you ask him nice enough, he'll do it once more, just for old time's sake.

[Mrs.Tlong]

Well it has to wait untill next time i need a shearing.
Piss breaks down the natural oils in wool - so I would need a haircut immediatly after.

I'm just about bald right now.

[PinkBunny]

If I could piss, it would be on you. :)

[ashbeeigh]

I'd meet you KEDA but I don't think Ashbeeigh would appreciate that very much. She might not let you piss on her anymore.


I don't much enjoy the submissive role anymore.


Ash, if you arent into the submissive role anymore, tham Im afraid to say its over between us.

Sandra, wanna get those wings now?


And that's how it happened Condemned.

[ObiwanGinobili]

:vomit:

[katyon6th]

KEDA is all over the bitches.

[ashbeeigh]

your avatar is cute katy.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

You DID break his heart then.

[Silver21_Black20]

And that's how it happened Condemned.

Dammit Ashbeeigh...don't bring me into that shit...Fuck that!!!

[ORION]

I'm already bored

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

I'm already bored

Well, if we can get Ash to kill herself, would that make you less bored?

[ashbeeigh]

How about this SB,



I don't much enjoy the submissive role anymore.




Ash, if you arent into the submissive role anymore, tham Im afraid to say its over between us.