Oh Shit!!!

[midgetonadonkey]

I am enjoying an album by The Donnas. Does that make me gay?

[Silver21_Black20]

He's some hot ass. I don't care if he wears Stetson cologne.

He has a shower in his backyard...how hot is that?

[midgetonadonkey]

He has a shower in his backyard...how hot is that?

He uses the mangera to bathe?

[sa_butta]

I am enjoying an album by The Donnas. Does that make me gay?check the man law thread.

[midgetonadonkey]

It's gay to make man laws.

[katyon6th]

Stetson is for old men in wranglers who have hot breath.

[midgetonadonkey]

I'm a Brut man myself.

[MoSpur]

Remember English Leahter?

[MoSpur]

http://www.scentmonkey.com/products/Men/Final/EnglishLeather-Dana-80EDC-M-LARGE

[midgetonadonkey]

I want to sleep but I can't.

[Insomniac]

word.

[Melmart1]

So, I leave for a few days, and all the sudden:

- Everyone is in love with SB (and rightfully so)
- Keda is doing a piss poor job of trying to act hard
- Midge is talking to himself again
- OSC is still spouting her cutesy 'batty' shit
- Atlfan wants to close this thread just like the Quattro
- Ashbeeigh gave her cherry to Keda
- MoSpur wears cheap, shitty cologne

[sa_butta]

http://www.scentmonkey.com/products/Men/Final/EnglishLeather-Dana-80EDC-M-LARGEHow about some Old Spice

http://www.westons.com/acatalog/old12_large.jpg (http://www.westons.com/cgi/ss000247.pl?SHOP=&PAGE=SEARCH&NOLOGIN=1&ACTINIC_REFERRER=http://www.westons.com/acatalog/&PR=-1&SX=0&TB=A&SS=Old Spice Aftershave 100ml)

[ORION]

burnt mecco everywhere !

[midgetonadonkey]

- Midge is talking to himself again

Again? When did I stop?

[midgetonadonkey]

burnt mecco

[midgetonadonkey]

I want to watch Gummo. It's a fantastic flick.

[ORION]

I still want to bust one in space. I think that would be awesome to see it float away ....kind of like the happy ending of a movie

[ORION]

I want to watch Gummo. It's a fantastic flick.
isn't that the name of a blow job if you get one at a nursing home ?

[midgetonadonkey]

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/gummo-01v.jpg

[Cant_Be_Faded]

That Kid Hearts Gitmo

[ORION]

I can't see your pictures !!

[midgetonadonkey]

I can't see your pictures !!

I'll describe it for you. It's a white kid with a wierd shaped head eating a plate of spaghetti in a bathtub full of dirty water.

[ORION]

I'll describe it for you. It's a white kid with a wierd shaped head eating a plate of spaghetti in a bathtub full of dirty water.
sounds romantic

[midgetonadonkey]

It really is.

[ORION]

I was thinking. If you get a cheetah and make it exercise could it run faster than 70 mph or if you made a gorilla workout with weights could it get stronger ?

[midgetonadonkey]

You can tie a tire to the back of a cheetah to make it run faster.

[ORION]

You can tie a tire to the back of a cheetah to make it run faster.
exactly or tie a parachute to him and make him run. I mean we might be able to market this. We can bring to light a cheetach that can run over 100 mph !

[midgetonadonkey]

All we need now is a cheetah that won't maul us when we try and attach a parachute to his back.

It's almost too easy.

[ChaCho's Nacho's]

i love guac

[Old School Chic]

So, I leave for a few days, and all the sudden:

- Everyone is in love with SB (and rightfully so)
- Keda is doing a piss poor job of trying to act hard
- Midge is talking to himself again
- OSC is still spouting her cutesy 'batty' shit
- Atlfan wants to close this thread just like the Quattro
- Ashbeeigh gave her cherry to Keda
- MoSpur wears cheap, shitty cologne

:lol

[midgetonadonkey]

I was looking back on my life
And all the things I've done to me
I'm still looking for the answers
I'm still searching for the key
The wreckage of my past keeps haunting me
It just won't leave me alone
I still find it all a mystery
Could it be a dream?
The Road To Nowhere leads to me

[midgetonadonkey]

Ozzy is the fucking man.

[ashbeeigh]

So, I leave for a few days, and all the sudden:
- Ashbeeigh gave her cherry to Keda


I think that needs to go in my sig in some form.

[Silver21_Black20]

Fuckin' Melmart...I was wondering where you were. I've missed ya!!

[midgetonadonkey]

Ashbeeigh, I say this with all due respect...

Wash your fucking feet and retake that picture!!!

[Old School Chic]

Ashbeeigh, I say this with all due respect...

Wash your fucking feet and retake that picture!!!


:lmao

[TOP-CHERRY]

Did anyone watch One tree hill

[KEDA]

So, I leave for a few days, and all the sudden:


- Keda is doing a piss poor job of trying to act hard



and who the fuck made you queen bee!!!

:flipoff

I hope you trip going down the stairs!

[TOP-CHERRY]

I hate people who wish misfortunes on others.

[midgetonadonkey]

Did anyone watch One tree hill

lame

[midgetonadonkey]

This avatar doesn't look right.

[midgetonadonkey]

I don't like the white part. I think I'm going to change it.

[Old School Chic]

This avatar doesn't look right.


No shit!

It's fucking scary looking... It looks like an angel on crack :lol

[midgetonadonkey]

Maybe not. I'm not sure.

[TOP-CHERRY]

All the times
That I felt like this won't end
It's for you
And I taste
What I could never have
It was from you
All the times
That I've cried
My intentions
Full of pride
But I waste
More time than anyone

song sounds better now that I don't hear it on the radio all the time

[midgetonadonkey]

No shit!

It's fucking scary looking... It looks like an angel on crack :lol

Aren't all angels on crack?

[Silver21_Black20]

Cool avatar midge. I know I've seen that somewhere, I just can't remember where...

[TOP-CHERRY]

Damn all these long threads are like my blogs. I hate diaries.

[midgetonadonkey]

Cherry has a blog and watches One Tree Hill. I am losing respect for her.

[TOP-CHERRY]

No, midget. I said it's like these were my blogs. And one tree hill is the best.

[midgetonadonkey]

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/schiavoaintgotnomilk9fp.jpg

[TOP-CHERRY]

I wonder if the worst is yet to come.

[Melmart1]

Fuckin' Melmart...I was wondering where you were. I've missed ya!!

Girl, I been sick! Glad to see you regulating in here still. Makes my little black heart go pitter patter.

[TOP-CHERRY]

I need answers.

[TOP-CHERRY]

Will you be okay, Melissa

[midgetonadonkey]

Melmart's herpes were flaring.

[Melmart1]

and who the fuck made you queen bee!!!

:flipoff

I hope you trip going down the stairs!

Like I said, piss poor job. Just admit you are a fucking softee. It will be so much better when you stop denying what you are.

[Melmart1]

Will you be okay, Melissa

Yeah, I will live, much to the chagrin of some in here :lol

You bitches can't get rid of me that easily!

[TOP-CHERRY]

It's a shame midget wastes his wisdom on a thread titled "Oh Shit!!!". Use your degree and become a teacher. And touch a child's heart.

[midgetonadonkey]

It's a shame midget wastes his wisdom on a thread titled "Oh Shit!!!". Use your degree and become a teacher. And touch a child's heart.

Fuck that. I don't want to touch a child's anything.

[Melmart1]

It's a shame midget wastes his wisdom on a thread titled "Oh Shit!!!". Use your degree and become a teacher. And touch a child's heart.

Oh, God if Midget is going to become a teacher, I am definitely not raising my kids in Texas.

[TOP-CHERRY]

People are so odd. People are captivating.

[KEDA]

Cherry, I really dont hope that Melly falls down the stairs

I love Melly!!


I love everyone!

[midgetonadonkey]

I enjoy pissing away my talents. It brings me joy.

[Melmart1]

Cherry, I really dont hope that Melly falls down the stairs

I love Melly!!


I love everyone!

See, now don't you feel better?

[midgetonadonkey]

Cherry, I really dont hope that Melly falls down the stairs

I love Melly!!


I love everyone!

I love you too Keda.

[TOP-CHERRY]

People are expensive.

[Old School Chic]

Cherry, I really dont hope that Melly falls down the stairs

I love Melly!!


I love everyone!


Stop lying KEDA

[Melmart1]

Cherry, I really dont hope that Melly falls down the stairs

I love Melly!!


I love everyone!

Fucking softy. Get the fuck out of this thread!

[Silver21_Black20]

Girl, I been sick! Glad to see you regulating in here still. Makes my little black heart go pitter patter.

Glad to see you back.

[TOP-CHERRY]

I love everyone!
No you don't.

I enjoy pissing away my talents. It brings me joy.
No it doesn't.

[Old School Chic]

Mel, I honestly missed you too. Get well soon!

[TOP-CHERRY]

I wonder when I'll finish my grand drawing. It will have no color.

[TOP-CHERRY]

And it will be fantastic.

[Melmart1]

Look at this- I leave for two days and all you bitches are fawning over my return. Makes me sick. Oh wait, I was already sick. So does that mean I am sick again? Fuck you people for making me sick again! gotdamnit! :pctoss

[KEDA]

Fine I think Melly smells like rotten tuna, and old feet


FUCK YOU MEL!!!






















better?

[midgetonadonkey]

Fuck Mel. I don't give a shit if she's gone or not.

[Silver21_Black20]

Hey...Guess what?

[MannyIsGod]

I love showers.

[TOP-CHERRY]

from the other thread:

The girl smiled at the officer who found her, Handfield said. "She clung to him and he hugged her. She was glad to be next to a warm human body, to have somebody with her."

Oh, my.

[midgetonadonkey]

Hey...Guess what?

Your head is between Mel's thighs right now.

[Melmart1]

Fine I think Melly smells like rotten tuna, and old feet


FUCK YOU MEL!!!






















better?

Seriously, dude. Piss. Poor.

[TOP-CHERRY]

Hey...Guess what?
you're pregnant

[midgetonadonkey]

I think back to a time in my youth, when my balls had no hair. I was young, ten maybe, when my first hair poked his little head out of my ever wrinkled manhood. His head came out, mouth open, chirping for food from his creator.
“Hold on little buddy. I’ll feed you.” I replied, giddy about my new addition.
I ran to the kitchen, with underwear wrapped ankles, thinking about what to use to properly nuirish my new offspring. Like a game of Hot-Cold, I wandered around my kitchen. Listening to my pube, looking for guidance. When surrounded by bread and crackers, the chirping would slow. Fruits, vegestables and chesses did not create any excitement. Not until I reached the tuna did chirps of joy erupt from my tiny ballsack.
“I guess this is what you want.” I said, trying to speak over the frenzied hunger cries.
I quickly grabbed a can opener and ripped off the top of the tin can. Thinking back to a nature film shown at school I knew that I could not feed it solid food. His digestive system is young and fragile to handle this. So I did what any good parent would do. I pinched a small amount of the oil drenched meat, put it in my mouth and began to chew. The illicet cries of my hungry pubic hair could be heard throughout the house. I sat down on a stool and doubled myself over. I slowly started spitting the mashed tuna into the mouth of my pubic hair. His cries of hunger quickly morphed into satisfaction filled groans. The more I chewed, the faster he ate. Soon the can was empty. All that remained were a few stray pieces tuna stuck to my wrinkled sack.
Just as I was about to start cleaning up the mess, my mother walked in. The sight of her ten year old boy sitting naked in the kitchen, feeding his pubic hair regurgetated tuna fish may have been a bit more than she could handle.
My mother died the next day.

[Melmart1]

Fuck Mel. I don't give a shit if she's gone or not.

You have gotten cranky in your soberness. And in denial. You know you love me.

[TOP-CHERRY]

Is it unhealthy to be so enthralled in a song?

[KEDA]

Mel has seriously made me unhappy!


I need to kill something to make me feel batter!!

[atlfan25]

Look at this- I leave for two days and all you bitches are fawning over my return. Makes me sick. Oh wait, I was already sick. So does that mean I am sick again? Fuck you people for making me sick again! gotdamnit! :pctoss
i never get fawned over

fuck you all

melmart aint got shit on me

[TOP-CHERRY]

Is it unhealthy to be so enthralled in anything, period? Anything and nothing and everything is not guaranteed to last.

[KEDA]

Mel is a bitch and I no longer love her


shes just sone cold mean!

[Silver21_Black20]

F U midge and Damn you CHERRY.

[TOP-CHERRY]

I'm trying to have an epiphany here, and all of you are ruining it for me with your hate for each other, which is in reality just love.

[midgetonadonkey]

Go have your epiphany at a bar like normal people.

[TOP-CHERRY]

F U midge and Damn you CHERRY.
Damn me all you want, luv. So tell us your news already.

[TOP-CHERRY]

Go have your epiphany at a bar like normal people.
I hate bars

[midgetonadonkey]

I hate bars

I miss bars.

[Melmart1]

Mel is a bitch and I no longer love her


shes just sone cold mean!

Learn to deal, bitch.

[Silver21_Black20]

Damn me all you want, luv. So tell us your news already.

I have no news :depressed I just wanted to say something.

[TOP-CHERRY]

hey guys guess what

[midgetonadonkey]

hey guys guess what

You are pregnant.

[Melmart1]

i never get fawned over

fuck you all

melmart aint got shit on me

Nobody likes you cus you are a roid-raging asshole. See, when I call people names, they know it's a term of endearment and it comes from the kindness of my little black heart. Plus, you abandoned the Quattro. Why should anyone here besides Cherry give a shit about you?

[ashbeeigh]

wow, I left to go play with my profile and everyone wants to kill each other. I'll smack you all with my dirty feet.

[KEDA]

Learn to deal, bitch.


did you put the dildo up your ass sideways?

[atlfan25]

I see being a Rangers fan puts a log up your ass causing you to always be hostile.

[Melmart1]

I see being a Rangers fan puts a log up your ass causing you to always be hostile.

And what's your excuse?

[Melmart1]

did you put the dildo up your ass sideways?

Can you lend me one of yours?

[KEDA]

you took them all last time

[ashbeeigh]

man, am i glad I don't sound like Janice on Friends. She's a crazy.

[midgetonadonkey]

man, am i glad I don't sound like Janice on Friends. She's a crazy.

Talking about Friends is not allowed here.

[Melmart1]

patas sucios

[atlfan25]

And what's your excuse?
I simply hate you all.

[Mixability]

Oh, God if Midget is going to become a teacher, I am definitely not raising my kids in Texas.

midge isn't teaching anymore.....

Police: Teacher's Marijuana Found In School Search
Teacher Suspended By District

POSTED: 7:55 pm CDT May 31, 2006

SAN ANTONIO -- Police who were searching for drugs at a south side middle school with canines found marijuana, but it didn't belong to a student, KSAT 12 News reported.

During a routine parking lot drug sweep, police found the drug in the car of teacher Samuel Flores, 27.

Some students told KSAT 12 News that Flores is a seventh-grade English teacher.

Flores was suspended by the South Side School District while authorities investigate the findings.

He was charged with possession of marijuana in a school safety zone, according to police.

He posted a $1,600 bond.
Copyright 2006 by KSAT.com

http://www.ksat.com/news/9302073/detail.html

[MannyIsGod]

I jizz on you people. You all suck ass.

[ashbeeigh]

There was no talk of Friends, there was talk of the voice. So suck it. I'll get you the dildo.

[MannyIsGod]

Piss in her face Midge. DO IT

[Melmart1]

I jizz on Cherry. She likes bukkake.

[MannyIsGod]

Did somebody say dildo?


-Horry

[midgetonadonkey]

I love getting pissed on. It gets me hot

[MannyIsGod]

I missed you Mel. Where the fuck were you?

[MannyIsGod]

I hear KEDA loves giving golden showers. It all makes sense now.

[ashbeeigh]

Show me the original Midge.

[KEDA]

You wanna take a swing at me? - Manuel

[Melmart1]

I missed you Mel. Where the fuck were you?

I was :sick The shinny happiness of this thread in the morning made me want to :vomit: This thread gives me morning sickness and I am not even pregnant.

[MannyIsGod]

Bitch I was fighting for your fathers honor. Ok, not really, I just wanted to knock that fucker out.

[midgetonadonkey]

Show me your cock Midge.

[Melmart1]

I missed you Mel. Where the fuck were you?

See, KEDA. Some people here like me, you wannabe hardass. :flipoff

[MannyIsGod]

KEDA is about as hard as Bob Dole's dick before Viagra.

[ashbeeigh]

You're going to make me cry midgetonadonkey! :depressed

[KEDA]

ok fine I admit Im not a hardass


Im a lover not a fighter, but fuck you anyway Mel

[Melmart1]

ok fine I admit Im not a hardass


Im a lover not a fighter, but fuck you anyway Mel

pussy

[KEDA]

pussy


YOU ARE WHAT YOU EAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ashbeeigh]

At least I fight a little bit. Geez.

[MannyIsGod]

:lol

[midgetonadonkey]

You're going to make me cry midgetonadonkey! :depressed

Do it.

[Melmart1]

you Are What You Don't Eat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[MannyIsGod]

So, has KEDA been partaking in PUSSY?

[KEDA]

Ash already cried today


she was laughing at the "jockey"

[Melmart1]

Ashbeeigh gave Keda her cherry. Hopefully it was cleaner than her feet.

[Silver21_Black20]

man, am i glad I don't sound like Janice on Friends. She's a crazy.

"Oh....My...Gawd!!!"

[KEDA]

So, has KEDA been partaking in PUSSY?


not yet, but I just wanted to set the record straight

[MannyIsGod]

Is that what you call it? The jockey? And she laughed? Fuck....

[ashbeeigh]

I did cry today. He saw me. It was that funny. He almost cried too, but didn't get my cherry either.

[ashbeeigh]

I hope "The jockey" is feeling better. He looked really shitty when we left.

[KEDA]

I shed a tear

whie I was eating Mac and Cheese!

[Melmart1]

I hope "The jockey" is feeling better. He looked really shitty when we left.

Why? did you use teeth?

[midgetonadonkey]

I hope "The jockey" is feeling better. He looked really shitty when we left.

Why did he stick it in your ass or what?

[KEDA]

yeah, he shot 300, he will be okay.

[ashbeeigh]

Why? did you use teeth?


No, should I have? But honestly, it was a joke, a name we gave to someone and he wasn't feeling good.

[KEDA]

No, should I have?




abso-freakin-loutley not!!!!

[MannyIsGod]

Beggars can't be choosers bitch.

[KEDA]

beggars dont need a scrape on the cock either!

[MannyIsGod]

:lol

[Please_dont_ban_me]

True. I'm hoping by now pdbm has forgotten about me...haha

*edit - nevermind*

[KEDA]

now he has infiltrated the Oh Shit thread


DAMN

[Please_dont_ban_me]

now he has infiltrated the Oh Shit thread


DAMN

Does that bother you?

[MannyIsGod]

:lmao

I love it. I loooooooooooooove it.

[KEDA]

it miffs me slightly, yes.

[MannyIsGod]

Only bitches say miffs.

[Please_dont_ban_me]

it miffs me slightly, yes.

Well I'm sorry.

I don't know why it would.

[MannyIsGod]

Its like when you see an ex girlfriend at the bar you used to take her too. It was YOUR bar, not hers, and now she's all up in there. She's a cunt.

[Please_dont_ban_me]

Its like when you see an ex girlfriend at the bar you used to take her too. It was YOUR bar, not hers, and now she's all up in there. She's a cunt.

So who's the ex-girlfriend in this case, Manny?

[KEDA]

Its like when you see an ex girlfriend at the bar you used to take her too. It was YOUR bar, not hers, and now she's all up in there. She's a cunt.


truer words have never been spoken!

[MannyIsGod]

So who's the ex-girlfriend in this case, Manny?I don't know, who takes it? You or KEDA?

[Silver21_Black20]

=/


Seriously, wtf?

Yes I have forgotten about you. Does that make you feel good about yourself? I can understand the rest of these people beign assholes for no reason other than to keep themselves entertained...but I have no clue why you would be mad.



Anyways. I'll refrain from referring to anyone on these boards as cute again. Or else I'll be asked to forget about them.

Look dude, this is my fucking domain. Don't be coming in here with that fucking attitude. I'm not mad at you I just thought it was odd for "people" to be talking about me in a useless thread for 6 fucking pages.

[MannyIsGod]

I like Sandra. She can catch the ball and she can tell a motherfucker off. Props.

[Please_dont_ban_me]

Look dude, this is my fucking domain. Don't be coming in here with that fucking attitude. I'm not mad at you I just thought it was odd for "people" to be talking about me in a useless thread for 6 fucking pages.


I made that post before realizing I had been PM'ing the wrong person. Sorry.

[Please_dont_ban_me]

I don't know, who takes it? You or KEDA?

I don't know...

You made the post. I was hoping you could enlighten me.

[MannyIsGod]

Well theres only one cunt in this thread. I'll let you figure out who that is.

[Silver21_Black20]

I made that post before realizing I had been PM'ing the wrong person. Sorry.

PM'ing? So you sent more than one PM? :lmao

[Please_dont_ban_me]

PM'ing? So you sent more than one PM? :lmao

:)


Man, the first one was "6 posts? That's awesome" and the 2nd one was "well i guess u saw the thread blah blah blah, sorry if it blahblahblahblah". :D I would have never known it was the wrong person if I hadn't read it here.

It's the EXACT same screen with like one minor difference. :( I feel stupid now.

[Silver21_Black20]

:)


Man, the first one was "6 posts? That's awesome" and the 2nd one was "well i guess u saw the thread blah blah blah, sorry if it blahblahblahblah". :D I would have never known it was the wrong person if I hadn't read it here.

It's the EXACT same screen with like one minor difference. :( I feel stupid now.

:lol

That "other" screenname was made a while back. It was a part of the Old Quattro.

[Please_dont_ban_me]

:lol

That "other" screenname was made a while back. It was a part of the Old Quattro.


:madrun


Is it yours?

This Quattro is the first thing out of everyones mouth. Every thread is "the next quattro".

[Silver21_Black20]

:madrun


Is it yours?

This Quattro is the first thing out of everyones mouth. Every thread is "the next quattro".

No...it's not mine.

There will never be a "new Quattro."

[Melmart1]

hahaha, PDBM sent a bunch of PMs to 3rd's troll. I am sure he will enjoy them :eyebrows

[batman2883]

damn i missed melly

[KEDA]

I don't know, who takes it? You or KEDA?


why am I being brought up in this?


I did nothing to be brought up next to that guy, he a fuckface!

[batman2883]

Billy Is A Dirty Mofo

[KEDA]

damn i missed melly


yeah, I missed her personal attacks, I got soft, I need to step up my game.

[KEDA]

Billy Is A Dirty Mofo


not as dirty as your banana chip makin ass!

[batman2883]

not as dirty as your banana chip makin ass!
YOU'RE DIRTIER YOU WENT ON A DATE WITH ASHBITCH

[batman2883]

Thats The Lowest Of Low

[KEDA]

YOU'RE DIRTIER YOU WENT ON A DATE WITH ASHBITCH


you cut to the core of me Batman.

[midgetonadonkey]

Fuck this shit man.

[KEDA]

yes, all of this shit, fuck it.

[KEDA]

Fuck Bat, Melly and whoever else.

[TOP-CHERRY]

K.

[TheTruth]

oh mang, this shit is definately gonna hit the fan.

[katyon6th]

The number of people who post pointless comments is on the rise. They should be screened.

Ugh.

[KEDA]

The number of people who post pointless comments is on the rise. They should be screened.

Ugh.


exactly!

[batman2883]

Kira The Best Part Of You Dripped Down Your Father's Leg

[batman2883]

I'm Just Kiddin You Know I Love Ya

[batman2883]

What Do You Call A Gay Guy With Diarhea?

[KEDA]

everybody STFU


Kori is here

[KEDA]

What Do You Call A Gay Guy With Diarhea?


PDBM?

[batman2883]

What Do You Call A Gay Person With Diarhea??

[batman2883]

pdbm?
Nope....a Juicy Fruit Ha Ha H Aha Ha Haa

[KEDA]

nasty



horribily nasty

[batman2883]

Yet It Makes My Funny Bone Holla

[KEDA]

I guess, whatever floats your boat.

[TheTruth]

How do you keep a gay baby happy??

[ORION]

yeah so new braunfels has a lot of girls in bikinis right now. you should see out police blotter in the newspaper

[ashbeeigh]

YOU'RE DIRTIER YOU WENT ON A DATE WITH ASHBITCH


Leave me out of this!

[Silver21_Black20]

How do you keep a gay baby happy??

How?

[batman2883]

Thats my momma

[batman2883]

One hour, 12 minutes, 37 seconds into "The Crying Game".

why is it okay to cry at that point i dont know what happens?

[TheTruth]

because that is when we all realize that the girl is really a guy, and that the other dude has been fucking around with said guy.

[batman2883]

because that is when we all realize that the girl is really a guy, and that the other dude has been fucking around with said guy.
HOLY CRAP THATS FREAKING SOME CRAZY KILL SOMEONE STUFF DAMN ITS A GOOD THING IVE NEVER SEEN THAT MOVIE

[TheTruth]

How?
Stick the pacifier up his ass..

[Silver21_Black20]

Stick the pacifier up his ass..

:lol

I didn't see that one coming.

[batman2883]

Neither Did I...fluffy You Are One Sick Son Of A Bitch

[TOP-CHERRY]

http://www.zinkz.com/images/rocky.jpg
That was such a funny movie. I want to watch it again.

[TOP-CHERRY]

:pctoss :pctoss :pctoss :pctoss :pctoss

[Old School Chic]

http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f373/BATMAN2883/KARATE.jpg

[midgetonadonkey]

I smell of lemon zest and sunshine.

[midgetonadonkey]

:pctoss :pctoss :pctoss :pctoss :pctoss

[midgetonadonkey]

I need a new sig. I think that is what I will work on tonight.

[katyon6th]

Never play horseshoes against a hillbilly.

[ashbeeigh]

I need some god damn motivation to study.

[midgetonadonkey]

I want motivation of some sort.

[Melmart1]

Patas Sucios

[ORION]

I want motivation of some sort.
try tying a carrot to a string and hang it from a stick and ram it up batman's ass

[KEDA]

Never play horseshoes against a hillbilly.


or bowlers!!!


I accept anyones challenge!!! Either Horseshoes or washers, BRING IT ON!!!

[MannyIsGod]

Fuck UPS. They need to hire drivers that can fucking read and deliver my package to the right fucking address. I hope that motherfucker comes back today so I can give him a piece of my mind about him being illiterate.

[Melmart1]

First pizza delivery guys, then UPS guys...

[MannyIsGod]

Man, even the stupid pizza guy knew where the rear unit was. Why the fuck does UPS have such a hard fucking time with it?

WHY ARE THERE SO MANY STUPID FUCKS IN THIS WORLD?

[ashbeeigh]

Well it's Friday evenin' six o'clock
And all my friends are twistin' off
I'm at the house just turnin' on T.V.
And they all wonder why I’ve changed
How many times must I explain
It's basic honky tonk anatomy

The drinkin' bone is connected to the party bone
The party bone's connected to the stayin' out all night long
And she won't think it's funny
And I'll wind up all alone
And the lonely bone's connected to the drinkin' bone

Hey two plus two is always four
And down is south and up is north
Thirty-two degrees is freezing cold
You play with fire you end up burned
The early-bird gets the worm
But the only thing you really need to know
Is...

The drinkin' bone is connected to the party bone
The party bone's connected to the stayin' out all night long
And she won't think it's funny
And I'll wind up all alone
And the lonely bone's connected to the drinkin' bone

Hey sing it with me
Let's make sure you know....

The drinkin' bone is connected to the party bone
The party bone's connected tot he stayin' out all ngiht long
And she won't think it's funny
And I'll wind up all alone
And the lonely bone's connected the the....

The drinkin' bone is connected to the party bone
The party bone's connected to the stayin' out all night long
And she won't think it's funny
And I'll wind up all alone
And the lonely bone's connected to the drinkin' bone

[midgetonadonkey]

What the fuck is that shit Ashbeeigh. Jesus fucking cunt!!!

[MannyIsGod]

See, case in point.

[ashbeeigh]

You all loved it. Give me a break.

[midgetonadonkey]

:pctoss

[katyon6th]

I skimmed that damn shit Ashbeeigh posted and swear I saw the words "honky tonk".

What the shit!?

[ashbeeigh]

I skimmed that damn shit Ashbeeigh posted and swear I saw the words "honky tonk".

What the shit!?

aha. It was there. You guys are critical thinkers.

[Melmart1]

Morning Quattro crew sucks ASS. I'll come back at the witching hour.

[MannyIsGod]

Hey stupid, its the afternoon! But you're right either way.

[Melmart1]

Hey stupid, its the afternoon! But you're right either way.

It's not the afternoon when you just woke up three hours ago. Stupid.

[MannyIsGod]

I just woke up 2 hours ago and it IS the afternoon. Stupid. We're not on Meltime.

[Melmart1]

I just woke up 2 hours ago and it IS the afternoon. Stupid. We're not on Meltime.

Everyone is on Meltime. Stupid.

[MannyIsGod]

Fuck Meltime.

[MannyIsGod]

The UPS bitch is coming back. Its on.

[Silver21_Black20]

RashoFan? Where you at?

[RashoFan]

I am here...sup peeps???

[RashoFan]

A Taste of Honey

Cold winds over icy seas...
I'll take with me, the warmth of pain
His kiss was honey...
a taste much sweeter than wine....

[Jekka]

Never play horseshoes against a hillbilly.

Dude, I haven't played horseshoes since my Indian Princess days at the YMCA. Nothing like a father/daughter camp out watching the dads get wasted while we made crafts.

[Old School Chic]

I need a new sig. I think that is what I will work on tonight.

And a new avatar. That Angel on crack is fucking ugly...

[RashoFan]

Midge...Midge...are you ok? (shaking midge...no response). Someone go to the store and buy a six pack of OE....we must save Midge....

[ashbeeigh]

Dude, I haven't played horseshoes since my Indian Princess days at the YMCA. Nothing like a father/daughter camp out watching the dads get wasted while we made crafts.


I totally owned indian princesses..everything but the horsehoes.

[midgetonadonkey]

what the shit?

[ORION]

fried mecco

[midgetonadonkey]

Midge...Midge...are you ok? (shaking midge...no response). Someone go to the store and buy a six pack of OE....we must save Midge....

That sounds like a plan. After the shitty day I had today I can use some malt liquor.