Oh Shit!!!

[ObiwanGinobili]

:stfu

[ORION]

Well, if we can get Ash to kill herself, would that make you less bored?
suicide is so ...yesterday. how about sex with animals ?

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

suicide is so ...yesterday. how about sex with animals ?

Well, if we can get Ash to have sex with animals THEN kill herself, would that be acceptable?

[ORION]

Well, if we can get Ash to have sex with animals THEN kill herself, would that be acceptable?
once she has sex with an animal how will we know she would still want to kill herself ? maybe she would like it so much that she would want to live to do it again. we don't know and I'm not willing to take that chance. So many lives have been ruined by birds and I hate birds. did that make sense

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Somewhat.
So we get Ash out of the way, THEN address the bird issue; would that be more acceptable?

[ORION]

Somewhat.
So we get Ash out of the way, THEN address the bird issue; would that be more acceptable?
sounds like you want her dead

[midgetonadonkey]

Orion is good people. Number 3 in my book behind Burt Reynolds and Joe Piscapo.

[midgetonadonkey]

From this day forward I pray to the god Orion.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

sounds like you want her dead

If Ash wants to sacrifice herself for the greater good, who am I to stop her?
Plus, I demand a certain level of entertainment for my posting dollar, and I think that would do nicely.

[ORION]

From this day forward I pray to the god Orion.
For this I shall grant you immortality, go forth and spread my gospel for all of eternity ....If thats ok with you , I mean you can really do what you want there are no stipulations to immortality. I grant you invisibility !go forth and take many pictures inside women's locker rooms ! thats the stipulation of invisibilty. Its all noted in the leather bound manual

[TOP-CHERRY]

Gravedigger, when you dig my grave, can you make it shallow so that I can feel the rain?

[katyon6th]

Dave Matthews.

Do I win?

[ObiwanGinobili]

coooooooooookies! .

C is for cookie.

[ORION]

bugs: I dare you to step across this line !
Sam: I'm-a-steppin

[MannyIsGod]

Best Dave Matthews lyric of all time:

You drive me to distraction.


But there are so many. Too bad the band has gone so far downhill...sigh.

Anyhow, I saw Closer last night finally. I dug it.

[katyon6th]

Best Dave Matthews lyric of all time:

You drive me to distraction.


But there are so many. Too bad the band has gone so far downhill...sigh.

Anyhow, I saw Closer last night finally. I dug it.

Oh, that is a good lyric.

You finally saw Closer? What the hell?

[MannyIsGod]

Yeah, we had it in our netflix quequeeruquuququ for a long time. I justnow got to see it.

[MannyIsGod]

It was good though. And I hate Jude Law, so watching shit blow up in his face was classic.

[TOP-CHERRY]

Closer was gay. They were all horny and distrustful. And why not? They all did each other. And Jude Law has a big head.

She doesn't want to be happy.

Everybody wants to be happy.

Depressives don't. They want to be unhappy to confirm they're depressed. If they were happy they couldn't be depressed anymore. They'd have to go out into the world and live. Which can be depressing.

[MannyIsGod]

The acting was really good however. The scenes where they all told each other they were cheating or breaking up or whatever were pretty intense and realisitc. I dug that.

[TOP-CHERRY]

Alice: Is it because she's successful?
Dan: No. It's because... she doesn't need me.

:pctoss

[RashoFan]

DMB Dreaming Tree
Bridge...
Oh have you no pity
This thing I do
I do not deny it
All through this smile
As crooked as danger
I do not deny
I know in my mind
I would leave you now
If I had the strength to
I would leave you up
To your own devices
Will you not talk
Can you take pity
I don't ask much
But won't you speak
Please

[RashoFan]

When the world ends...
Oh, when the world ends
We'll be burning one
When the world ends
We'll be sweet makin' love
Oh, you know when the world ends
I'm going to take you aside and say
Let's watch it fade away, fade away
And the world's done
Ours just begun
It's done
Ours just begun


We're gonna dive into the emptiness
We'll be swimming
I'm going to walk you through the pathless roads
I'm going to take you to the top of the mountain that's no longer there
I'm going to take you to bed and love you, I swear
Like the end is here

I'm going to take you up to
I'm going to take you down on you
I'm going to hold you like an angel, angel

I'm going to love you
I'm going to love you
When the world ends
I'm going to hold you
When the world is over
We'll just be beginning...

[RashoFan]

had chinese buffet for lunch....sleepy now....zzzzzzzz

[katyon6th]

The acting was really good however. The scenes where they all told each other they were cheating or breaking up or whatever were pretty intense and realisitc. I dug that.

The acting was superb. Clive Owen and Natalie Portman did an outstanding job. I really dug the movie, it was raw and real and abrasive.

I should watch it tonight.

[MannyIsGod]

Yeah, I thought it felt very real. Thats why I liked it. It didn't feel contrived at all.

And Becky, did you have the worst of DMB on repeat? Those songs blow.

[ORION]

I hate chick movies

[TOP-CHERRY]

A pitcher nailed a bird again.

[TOP-CHERRY]

Don't worry, guys. It didn't die.

[ashbeeigh]

hell yes. I'm going to have a spinach and cheese eggroll for dinner.

[MannyIsGod]

No one cares. STFU.

[ashbeeigh]

No one cares. STFU.

I've said it once, I'll say it again, you don't scare me. I won't stop my mindless posting just because you told me to stfu. You :stfu.

[TOP-CHERRY]

'Over My Head' by The Fray is a good song. But assbeeigh, that song by Mary J. Blige is terrible. Stop listening to that crap.

[TOP-CHERRY]

listen to "look after you" by The Fray

[ashbeeigh]

My last.fm won't update Cherry, I haven't listened to it in hours!

[MannyIsGod]

:lmao @ Ashbeigh listening to a song titled Be Without You and following it up with a song titled Billy.

http://imagegen.last.fm/recenttracks3/recenttracks/ashbeeigh.gif

[ashbeeigh]

That may have actually made me laugh Manny, and it wasn't by choice, it's on random.

[ORION]

Don't worry, guys . It didn't die.
:madrun :madrun :madrun

[tlongII]

This place is getting more like the Quattro every day. :vomit:

[NASpurs]

Reik is actually good :tu

[TOP-CHERRY]

I don't like Reik.

[NASpurs]

They don't like you either

[TOP-CHERRY]

Good. I don't like people who I don't like to like me.

[ashbeeigh]

Reik is actually good :tu


Hell yes!

And Cherry, I saw Sin Bandera on the Almas yesterday, they're fat and ugly. I don't like them.

[TOP-CHERRY]

And Cherry, I saw Sin Bandera on the Almas yesterday, they're fat and ugly. I don't like them.
GASP

They might not be pretty, but they have voices of angels. And beautiful songs.

[Jekka]

:madrun :madrun :madrun


Ditto. Birds suck.

[NASpurs]

Alejandro Sanz owns all though. If I was gay, I would let him violate me anyway he could... but that's another story.

[ORION]

I have the voice of a strip club dj

[ashbeeigh]

They might not be pretty, but they have voices of angels. And beautiful songs.

My musicians have to be attractive.

[TOP-CHERRY]

Alejandro Sanz owns all though. If I was gay, I would let him violate me anyway he could... but that's another story.
hahahahahaha

He is a gorgeous man. And his voice is simply amazing. Damn, I love his songs.

[Jekka]

they're fat and ugly. I don't like them.

Maybe they thought you were fat and ugly, too. :rolleyes

[NASpurs]

hahahahahaha

He is a gorgeous man. And his voice is simply amazing. Damn, I love his songs.You should have seen me at Walmart when I found his Greatest Hits CDs. I squealed like a school girl when I saw them and recieved odd looks. I had to buy them damnit.

I have his new CD btw (leaked through the internet)... the 2006 one. It's really awesome.

[ChumpDumper]

I'm going to go back to the orignal topic because it doesn't deserve a new one.

That Gas-X commercial where the dude is trying to stifle while his female boss spouts out all kinds of fart euphamisms during a speech is hilarious.

[ORION]

I'm going to go back to the orignal topic because it doesn't deserve a new one.

That Gas-X commercial where the dude is trying to stifle while his female boss spouts out all kinds of fart euphamisms during a speech is hilarious.
that one is funny ! I swear that happens to me every single day at work

[ashbeeigh]

Maybe they thought you were fat and ugly, too. :rolleyes


They may have, but I wouldn't have either of them. I'm holding out for Juanes. :angel

[TOP-CHERRY]

http://www.grandesestrellas.com/imgcontent/galleries/STAR2354/alejandro-sanz-36091.jpeg

oooh, baby

[ORION]

save a horse , ride a chipmunk

[katyon6th]

They may have, but I wouldn't have either of them. I'm holding out for Juanes. :angel

Juanes?

They play that shit at my work. Drives me insane in the membrane. I hate it. :madrun

[katyon6th]

save a horse , ride a chipmunk

Chipmunks have big teeth, don't they?

Big teeth scare me.

[sa_butta]

Chipmunks have big teeth, don't they?

Big teeth scare me.Dont horses have pretty big teeth too?

[katyon6th]

Dont horses have pretty big teeth too?

Oh, their teeth are massive.

So are their dicks.

I don't ride horses, though.

[ORION]

Chipmunks have big teeth, don't they?

Big teeth scare me.
how are you riding your animals ? Their mouths should face the other way.

[ORION]

Oh, their teeth are massive.

So are their dicks.

I don't ride horses, though.
I could think of a million things to say right now but I'm a gentleman. Your lucky midge isn't around

[katyon6th]

how are you riding your animals ? Their mouths should face the other way.

Oh dear.

I wasn't concerned about riding the damn chipmunk, I was merely pointing out that they have ginormous teeth. That is all.

Silly.

[ORION]

Oh dear.

I wasn't concerned about riding the damn chipmunk, I was merely pointing out that they have ginormous teeth. That is all.

Silly.
have you ever smelled moth balls ?

[midgetonadonkey]

I could think of a million things to say right now but I'm a gentleman. Your lucky midge isn't around

Actually I read it and nothing came to me. I'm not on my "A" game tonight.

[midgetonadonkey]

Nothing came to me.

[midgetonadonkey]

Nothing at all.

[midgetonadonkey]

-Horry

[katyon6th]

have you ever smelled moth balls ?

Yes, they smell like death.

Why?

[ORION]

Actually I read it and nothing came to me. I'm not on my "A" game tonight.
well I can't get started unless someone tosses the first stone. I mean sure a horse has a big dick but does he know how to use it ? Probably not .....

[katyon6th]

Midget honey, what is ailing you?

Penny for your thoughts.

Talk to me. I am here for you.

[sa_butta]

Yes, they smell like death.

Why?they must be very tiny.

[ORION]

Yes, they smell like death.

Why?
really ? how did you get your head between their legs ?

[midgetonadonkey]

Midget honey, what is ailing you?

Penny for your thoughts.

Talk to me. I am here for you.

So you will give me 1 penny for every one of my thoughts?

[katyon6th]

really ? how did you get your head between their legs ?

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Damn, ya got me.

[ORION]

So you will give me 1 penny for every one of my thoughts?
If I got paid for everyone of my thoughts I be .....1 rich 2 thrown in jail

[Silver21_Black20]

Damn...I have nothing relevent to say. Oh well...at least I don't spew retarded shit like Ashbeeigh.

[katyon6th]

It's okay, Sandra, I'm sure it's quite difficult to respond to chipmunk teeth, horse dicks, and moth balls.

Perhaps Ashbeeigh will have some insight.

[midgetonadonkey]

Retarded slut Ashbeeigh.

[ORION]

Retarded slut Ashbeeigh.
I know why you guys hate horry but what did she do ?

[katyon6th]

She's been getting shit ever since she let KEDA piss on her.

[ORION]

She's been getting shit ever since she let KEDA piss on her.
maybe her hands were cold and he was doing her a service to prevent frost bite. I'm a "glass is half full" guy

[RashoFan]

Yeah, I thought it felt very real. Thats why I liked it. It didn't feel contrived at all.

And Becky, did you have the worst of DMB on repeat? Those songs blow.
:flipoff I love those songs......


but you like what you do and I like what I do.....

[RashoFan]

I interrupt the mindless posting of the thread to make a not so important announcement. I will have limited posting and lurking capabilities during the next 7days, as my computer will be out for repairs. I regret that upon my return, I will be behind 100 pages of "Oh Shit". That is all. Please return to mindless posting.
I thank you for your support.
RF

[Melmart1]

We will be sure to make it 200 just for you. All we need to do is get Batman on here one day during that week, mission accomplished.

[spurschick]

I regret that upon my return, I will be behind 100 pages of "Oh Shit".


:lol I need cliff notes to keep up with this thread.

[TheTruth]

AND THE DUDE WITH THE HoOKED PENIS SAID....OUCH!!!!

[midgetonadonkey]

http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j107/slayer_76_photos/693032969_l.jpg

[midgetonadonkey]

Shut up ashbeeigh!!

[ashbeeigh]

She's been getting shit ever since she let KEDA piss on her.

Since that really happened Katy.

[midgetonadonkey]

Shut up ashbeeigh!!

[katyon6th]

Since that really happened Katy.

Seriously!?!? I totally thought that was a joke!

OMGWOWEWW!!

[ashbeeigh]

So, on topic, my sister was in the bathroom for like thirty minutes earlier tonight..comes out in the living room where I'm watching Last Comic Standing and farts right on me. That's love right there.

[midgetonadonkey]

You like to get farted on too?

[midgetonadonkey]

Do you let people vomit on you too? Christ.

[katyon6th]

Poor Ashbeeigh, she steps right into shit.

[midgetonadonkey]

Poor Ashbeeigh, she steps right into shit.

She probably has a shit fetish too.

[ashbeeigh]

She was in front of me. There was no escape route. Geez. I'm not an idiot.

[midgetonadonkey]

She takes shit and smears it on her face.

[MannyIsGod]

It is an instant headache.

[ashbeeigh]

I do. And it cracks y'all up. I really am a smart kid. I may lack some common sense, but I am smart.

[katyon6th]

She takes shit and smears it on her face.

Oh dear.

[ashbeeigh]

She takes shit and smears it on her face.


You must have mistaken me for someone else.

[Jekka]

Geez. I'm an idiot.

[midgetonadonkey]

Open AIM!!!!

[katyon6th]

Bomb Pops:

A tasty, cool treat with only 50 calories per pop.

Bomb Pops, I love you.

[ashbeeigh]

Jekka = Captain Obvious.

[MannyIsGod]

Ashbeeigh = Captian Oblivious

[ashbeeigh]

Ashbeeigh = Captian Oblivious


I'd rather be oblivious than a real asshole.

[katyon6th]

Hey man, I'm talking about BOMB POPS for christ's sake, doesn't anyone care?

No? Okay.

[midgetonadonkey]

Are your lips and tongue blue right now?

[katyon6th]

Yes, Midge, YES!

[ashbeeigh]

Bomb pops were the highlight of field day in elementary school.

[midgetonadonkey]

Fantastic.

[midgetonadonkey]

Bomb pops were the highlight of field day in elementary school.

Did you request the yellow bomb pop?

[MannyIsGod]

Assholes have more fun in life.

[katyon6th]

I used to let my bomb pops melt just to get all sticky.

Ick!

[ashbeeigh]

Did you request the yellow bomb pop?


No, I saved those for KEDA.

[katyon6th]

And when the pretty girl laughs, oh man, she laughs so loud.

[Melmart1]

It cracks me up how Katy and Truth are not afraid to post cute little kid pictures of themselves. Maybe I should post a baby/kiddo pic as my avatar. I need a new one, too many people have that basketball thingy.

[TOP-CHERRY]

doo di di da doo oooooooooooooooooo

[Melmart1]

Shutup, Cherry.

[MannyIsGod]

Mel, thats not them. WTF?

[Melmart1]

Shut up, Manny.

[MannyIsGod]

hahahaahahhaahhaha.

[Melmart1]

Is it safe to post in this thread? Is Ashbeeigh gone? Damn, I have a cute baby pic of me and my brother on here but its too big. I wish I still had red hair like in that pic :depressed

[ashbeeigh]

Is it safe to post in this thread? Is Ashbeeigh gone?

It's not like I can't go back a few pages in the morning and read it. And I wouldn't comment about baby pictures. It's probably adorable.

[Melmart1]

I wouldn't post anything that I didn't want you to read.

[TOP-CHERRY]

Melmart has black hair

[TOP-CHERRY]

I just got an e-mail saying I could save 82% on viagra.

[Melmart1]

Melmart has black hair

I do not have black hair. It is just dark brown, but my pale skin makes it look black. And I had red hair when I was a baby. I wish I still did. Maybe I wouldn't look like Morticia.

The real question here is- what color hair does CHERRY have?

[Melmart1]

Ashbeeigh, I got your PM and tried to respond but I think the PM system is a little jacked again.

[TOP-CHERRY]

It used to be really light brown when I was a kid. It changed too. Now it's a darker brown. But I dyed it a lighter brown.

[Melmart1]

Pics? We wanna see Cherry!

[TOP-CHERRY]

I'm too shy to post my picture for strangers to see. I might pm it to you instead, if you want to see it.

[Silver21_Black20]

My hair was soo jet-black when I was a baby, that it was blue. True Story.

Now it is a brown color...ugh!

[Melmart1]

Is anyone satisfied with their damned hair color? :lol

[Silver21_Black20]

Dang....Ashbeeigh only PM's midge and Mel.

[TOP-CHERRY]

And me!!!

[Silver21_Black20]

Is anyone satisfied with their damned hair color? :lol

Guess not :lol

[TOP-CHERRY]

Kori won't return my message

:pctoss

[Silver21_Black20]

And me!!!

Geez...I feel so left out.

[Melmart1]

I don't PM anyone unless they PM me first. I have had to clear out my PMs at least twice in the last month though cus of useless shit. Mostly people trying to tell me to ban someone or lock a thread. Dumbasses!

[Melmart1]

Geez...I feel so left out.

I would PM you, but I can't. I can't PM anyone.

[Silver21_Black20]

Hahahaha...Losers!

[ashbeeigh]

I'll PM you a love letter when they fix the PMs Sandra.

[Silver21_Black20]

I would PM you, but I can't. I can't PM anyone.

Next time ;)

[Silver21_Black20]

I'll PM you a love letter when they fix the PMs Sandra.

Is it the same love letter you sent midge?

[ashbeeigh]

Is it the same love letter you sent midge?

No, I'll change the pronouns.

[Silver21_Black20]

"I'm wanted...wanted...dead or alive..."

[TOP-CHERRY]

I have an unsettling feeling something isn't right.

[TOP-CHERRY]

Are they just unwarranted suppositions?
Hmmm..

[TOP-CHERRY]

I'm sleepy.

[ashbeeigh]

I got your PM Mel, but there are still "techincal problems"

[MannyIsGod]

That stupid Bon Jovi song reminded me of the deadliest catch. I wonder if its on.

[ashbeeigh]

Oh geez. Jason and L.C. I can't wiat for the Hills.

[Silver21_Black20]

That stupid Bon Jovi song reminded me of the deadliest catch. I wonder if its on.

Haha...it was on earlier so I'm sure it is rerunning right now.

Do you watch Dirty Jobs? It comes on right after The Deadliest Catch.

[Melmart1]

That stupid Bon Jovi song reminded me of the deadliest catch. I wonder if its on.

I caught some of it earlier. That show rocks. I am beginning to think we have the same TV brain. Scary.

[MannyIsGod]

:lol Mel

We watch the same damn things.

Sandra, I never watch that, is it any good?

Funny story about the deadliest catch....Jess and I follow a singer/songwriter/pianist by the name of Vienna Teng. Well, one time at the end of an episode, they used one of her songs. It was really the last place we expected to hear one of her songs. Then about a month or so ago, we were at a show of hers and talked to her afterwords. I brought up that we saw a song of hers on TV and she busts out with "oh the crab show!". Apparently all her friends called her about it. That show is blowing up.

[Silver21_Black20]

Sandra, I never watch that, is it any good?

Yes! Dirty Jobs is one of my favorite shows. New episodes start next Tuesday at 8pm. You and Jess should check it out.

[Melmart1]

Dirty Jobs is good, what I have caught of it. But some of them, like the ones with cockroaches, give me the heebies. Yuck!

[MannyIsGod]

I just had to go downstairs and kill a roach for Jess. Gross. I hate roaches.

[Silver21_Black20]

Yea...there are some jobs that are completely disgusting yet interesting to watch.

[Silver21_Black20]

Oh Shit!!!

[NASpurs]

...fondest memory: getting my face sprayed


Anyone surprised about that? Cherry sure loves the bukkake.

[Jekka]

I just had to go downstairs and kill a roach for Jess. Gross. I hate roaches.

Manny's my hero!

[TOP-CHERRY]

Anyone surprised about that? Cherry sure loves the bukkake.
I didn't know how else to word it without someone noticing that.

sigh

[TOP-CHERRY]

I don't think my last post made sense. Can't blame me. I'm half asleep

[MannyIsGod]

I wish I were half asleep

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j107/slayer_76_photos/693032969_l.jpg

I could've used this info earlier in the day to skip work.
When they asked why, I would've shown them this flyer and said
"Don't argue with Slayer. That's all you need to know!"
:nutkick:

[ChumpDumper]

I wish I were half asleepI'm mostly drunk, that's getting me closer to the sleep part.

[batman2883]

eat at shennanigans, enjoy your food, eat at shennanigans, Calvin works here!!!

[batman2883]

"I'm wanted...wanted...dead or alive..."
its all the same, only the names have changed, everyday it seems were wasting away.......

[katyon6th]

It cracks me up how Katy and Truth are not afraid to post cute little kid pictures of themselves.

Oh hell.



Mel, thats not them. WTF?

:lmao

[batman2883]

That Is Them....ive Seen Their Baby Pics

[katyon6th]

Atl says there is no way that can be me because I don't have, and I quote, "china men eyes".

WTF?

[ORION]

I will enter the olympics and do the pole vault.

[midgetonadonkey]

Orion loves any sport that involves poles.

[ashbeeigh]

damnit, I need a job.

[ORION]

Orion loves any sport that involves poles.
yeah because I'm always ready to compete. I carry a pole with me everywhere I go.

[ORION]

damnit, I need a job.
I'll get you a job

[Silver21_Black20]

damnit, I need a job.

No shit...me too.

We should go job hunting.

[MannyIsGod]

I need food. Fuck a job.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

damnit, I need a job.

Yes. You do.

[midgetonadonkey]

I need a new job. Fuck this place.

[Melmart1]

Atl says there is no way that can be me because I don't have, and I quote, "china men eyes".

WTF?

I didn't realize that steroids make you racist. I guess that's why Barry Bonds doesn't like white people.

[ORION]

I need a new job. Fuck this place.
you can work for me ! and I'll never question your net surfing

[Melmart1]

you can work for me ! and I'll never question your net surfing

Ohhh, if Midge went and worked for you, does that mean I could see both of you through your monitors?

[atlfan25]

Atl says there is no way that can be me because I don't have, and I quote, "china men eyes".

WTF?
That's right.

And when I think of that remark, I like to think of it as one word. Chinamen.

Please refrain from splitting it up into two words.

Thank you.

[atlfan25]

Naturally, the singular form is Chinaman.

[MannyIsGod]

Yeah, bitches.

KEDA is in the thread. I wonder if he's still mad?

[ashbeeigh]

No shit...me too.

We should go job hunting.


Hell yes we should.

[Melmart1]

I got a new proofreading gig this week. Trying to correct people's fucked-up footnotes sucks the balls of the donkey midget rides on.

[ObiwanGinobili]

I don;t know how they do things down in Jaurez.... but here in Idaho we have a little some thing we call pride.

[ObiwanGinobili]

That's right.

And when I think of that remark, I like to think of it as one word. Chinamen.

Please refrain from splitting it up into two words.

Thank you.

i know those eyes. emo has them.
as a child he was refered to as "chimaboy"

[ObiwanGinobili]

I think I'm addicted to child birth.

maybe I should get knocked up again.

[sa_butta]

I think I'm addicted to child birth.

maybe I should get knocked up again.Are you addicted to the child birth? cause my ex hated it.
Or are you addicted to the sex.

[ORION]

Ohhh, if Midge went and worked for you, does that mean I could see both of you through your monitors?
yeah ! we don't wear pants here !

[Melmart1]

yeah ! we don't wear pants here !

Uh, my monitor doesn't have a magnifying lense. So that doesn't matter.

[ObiwanGinobili]

Are you addicted to the child birth? cause my ex hated it.
Or are you addicted to the sex.

Oh I definatly love the sex when your trying to get pregnant.And I love the sex you have when your pregnant and horny.

but i do really like givign birth. it's fuckign awsome.
I had the epidural so I didn't feel any pain.. jsu tthis wonderful accomplishment. Like "look what I did!". damn.
it does knock you out for a day or two. but it;s not that bad.
of course I didn't have any tearing or episiotomies .. i specified no interventions except for the pain meds.

actually I'd like to skip the whole pregnancy and go straight to the delivery.

[ORION]

Uh, my monitor doesn't have a magnifying lense. So that doesn't matter.
if you did you would run down the street screaming " Its coming out of the monitor to get me !!!"

[ashbeeigh]

if you did you would run down the street screaming " Its coming out of the monitor to get me !!!"


Could we burn it like an ant?

[ORION]

Could we burn it like an ant?
sorry but its impervious to heat and friction

[katyon6th]

Naturally, the singular form is Chinaman.

I should have known this with such astute grammar.

I apologize. Forgive me.

[ORION]

I want to eat crickets

[katyon6th]

Just to shut them up?

[MannyIsGod]

Tonight, I will have a meatball sub.

[ORION]

Just to shut them up?
no because they look delicious. There are some bugs that look like they taste good

[Melmart1]

I have seen chocolate-covered ants and crickets being sold. Don't think I would eat one, though.

[ORION]

I have seen chocolate-covered ants and crickets being sold. Don't think I would eat one, though.
you sissy pants ! I don't need any chocolate coating. just some hot sauce

[ashbeeigh]

I have seen chocolate-covered ants and crickets being sold. Don't think I would eat one, though.


They're a great source of protein.

[midgetonadonkey]

Can I wash your feet Ashbeeigh?

[midgetonadonkey]

My boss sat me down and had a talk with me before I left work. She said I need to adjust my attitude and that recently I've been ruder than usual.

First they take away the internet, then they said I can't wear a cap and now I can't be a dickhead to everyone around me?

[ashbeeigh]

Can I wash your feet Ashbeeigh?


Would this be purely sexual in nature?

[midgetonadonkey]

I don't see how me washing your feet could be sexual. I was planning on using a sandblaster to get all that shit off of them for you.

[ORION]

My boss sat me down and had a talk with me before I left work. She said I need to adjust my attitude and that recently I've been ruder than usual.

First they take away the internet, then they said I can't wear a cap and now I can't be a dickhead to everyone around me?
whoa ! they have gone too far. That goes against company ethics ! I suggest getting a lawyer

[ashbeeigh]

But they are already clean. I thought you had a foot fetish?

[midgetonadonkey]

I wouldn't call it a fetish. I just appreciate nice looking feet.

[ORION]

I wouldn't call it a fetish. I just appreciate nice looking feet.
I love feet ! especially with ketchup

[ashbeeigh]

I wouldn't call it a fetish. I just appreciate nice looking feet.


Ahh, well. Then they're already nice looking.

[Vashner]

ewww.. Ingrown toe nails...

[midgetonadonkey]

Do you wash your feet with your own piss?

[Melmart1]

My boss sat me down and had a talk with me before I left work. She said I need to adjust my attitude and that recently I've been ruder than usual.

First they take away the internet, then they said I can't wear a cap and now I can't be a dickhead to everyone around me?

You need to just get that job I posted about in here and move to Denver and freeze your cajones off.

[sa_butta]

My boss sat me down and had a talk with me before I left work. She said I need to adjust my attitude and that recently I've been ruder than usual.

First they take away the internet, then they said I can't wear a cap and now I can't be a dickhead to everyone around me?Where do you work? sounds like it really sucks there.

[midgetonadonkey]

You need to just get that job I posted about in here and move to Denver and freeze your cajones off.

Fuck that. I'm tropical people. I need 100 degree weather to survive.

[DavidWooderson]

Damn it's hot outside

[sa_butta]

it is still almost 100 at 7p.

[Vashner]

It's been hot since Mid March....

[DavidWooderson]

100 is just too damned much at 7. I'm gonna get me a Frosty.

[sa_butta]

It's been hot since Mid March....and prolly wont change till late September.

[midgetonadonkey]

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/miss_chernobyl_2004.jpg

[MannyIsGod]

Someone needs to show Ashbeigh how to use an image editor to make things the correct resolution.

[SpursWoman]

China Sea is fucking awesome.

[SpursWoman]

Oh and Manny...it wasn't raspberry Frescas, they were black cherry. :tu

[Jekka]

Damn, midge, that's an excellent example of someone abusing the Photoshop cloning tool.

[ObiwanGinobili]

I just can;t stop laughing at the 3 butt cheek pic :lmao

[ashbeeigh]

Someone needs to buy me a new Photoshop. That's why they suck.

[katyon6th]

You could send me the picture, Ashbeeigh, and I'll size it correctly.

[ashbeeigh]

I can't find the original katy, that's the problem. It was a picture of a group of us on the boardwalk. If I find the first one I'll let you know. Thanks!

[atlfan25]

You Stupid Fucking Cunt

The Simplest Of Fucking Programs Can Resize Shit Correctly

I Wish I Was There So I Could Slap You Across The Face With A Pipe

[katyon6th]

Well, any picture that you want to use, I'll fix it. Because seriously, you seem disfigured in your avatars and I know you're not.

[MannyIsGod]

A crack pipe?

[ashbeeigh]

I know, that's why I keep changing them, I want to beat them up. I may end up going downstairs and fixing them instead of doing them on my computer.

[atlfan25]

I'm thinking of a lead pipe.

Like the one in clue, but life size.

[ashbeeigh]

A crack pipe?


I'd smoke crack if I wasn't such a pussy, it makes you skinny.

[MannyIsGod]

Do it with a candlestick instead.

[katyon6th]

Fixing them? I do not understand.

[Silver21_Black20]

I'd smoke crack if I wasn't such a pussy, it makes you skinny.

Can I call you a crackhead?

[ObiwanGinobili]

I'd smoke crack if I wasn't such a pussy, it makes you skinny.

so does coke, and meth....