Oh Shit!!!

[Silver21_Black20]

we all fall down every now and then ma'am its our decision to get back up that makes us admired by others...remember that

Good advice bat...I'll do that.

[Mr. Blonde]

we all fall down every now and then ma'am its our decision to get back up that makes us admired by others...remember that


"Bruce, Why do we fall?"

[batman2883]

"Bruce, Why do we fall?"
along the way in life, we all fall down, and i don't mean in the literal sense.....our sense of falling through words or emotions is just a simple sign from god to remind us that we are in fact humans, and we all make mistakes...its those mistakes that we each learn from and choose to move foward with our new found knowledge to help better each others lives...with a greater sense of life...

[Taco]

OH SHIT!!!!!

is what Mav's fan said after last nights game

[Taco]

this is the 23rd most replied thread

This shit is up to #6 now :lol

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=7&daysprune=60&order=desc&sort=replycount

[batman2883]

man i said the same thing this morning when i had to wake up at 5 cause my stomach was fucking yearning to let it out...i was like oh fucking shit

[Taco]

But when you first started this thread it was because you had to take a POOP

[batman2883]

Yeah And I Got Stuck Being The Only One On The Floor From My Team Cause Everybody Was In A Meeting While I Was Too Busy Dropping The Kids Off At The Pool

[Silver21_Black20]

This shit is up to #6 now :lol

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=7&daysprune=60&order=desc&sort=replycount

And it will never surpass the Official Hot Guy Pics Thread, which is currently #5...bank on that Shit...Muahahahaha!!!

[Taco]

And it will never surpass the Official Hot Guy Pics Thread, which is currently #5...bank on that Shit...Muahahahaha!!!

Oh yeah?

We'll see about........

[Taco]

...that :lol

[Silver21_Black20]

:lol Yes...we shall see about that :lol

We are closing in on the Official Hot Bitches Thread :lol

[batman2883]

Batman Himself Can Carry This Thread Past That Of The Hot Guy Thread If He Wanted To

[Silver21_Black20]

Try My Friend

[Mixability]

Batman Himself Can Carry This Thread Past That Of The Hot Guy Thread If He Wanted To

Anyone could, if they posted as much SHIT as you do.


I'd rather not read about what you ate for lunch and how it came back out later.

[batman2883]

Ha Ha Ha Ha Aha Ha We All Have Do It So Why Not Talk About It, Besides I Knew You Were Gonna Say Something Like That

[BIG DADDY JOSH]

You're up shit creek without a paddle

[batman2883]

guess im gonna have to use the toilet paper roll as paper

[batman2883]

Man Last Night I Had Some Frito Pie, Needless To Say This Morning Was A Damn Eruption And I Was Late To Work Because Of It....go Fucking Figure

[FRITO BANDITO]

So you see...ness time i demand chur fritos, give dem to me...that is all amigo :makemyday

[Taco]

Oh murrda!

[batman2883]

mierda........yo soy un narco de cocaina

[midgetonadonkey]

The shit you take the day after about 30 beers stinks so good. If Terry Shiavo would've taken a whiff of my beer shit, she would've snapped out of her coma and been awake and alert.

[Hank Hill]

Is this Topic still around? :lol

[batman2883]

Yes Sir

[Hank Hill]

All right then...

Ohhhh Poop!! :lol

sorry but i do not like to cuss

[batman2883]

fucking shit

[Silver21_Black20]

Something woke me up last night at 4:30 a.m. and that's all you need to know.

[batman2883]

damn it SB you cant say shit like that around me

[Silver21_Black20]

damn it SB you cant say shit like that around me

Haha...I left out the details.

[batman2883]

but still a picture was drawn

[midgetonadonkey]

Next time I take a shit I'm taking a picture and posting it.

[batman2883]

y yo tambien

[Taco]

Easter Peep Shit

[Taco]

http://www.boomspeed.com/jy8z/outhouse.gif

[batman2883]

Okay I Didnt Post This When It Happened But Last Night Made Me Think About It.....i Had A 2 Lb Burger From "the Lords Kitchen" This Burger Was Gigantic It Was 4 Freaking Fat Ass Patties With Lots Of Cheese And Well I Had The Shits For About 3 Days Straight, And I Couldnt Eat For 2 Of Those Three Days....i Totally Recommend It

[batman2883]

fuck it this is my new quattro

[batman2883]

you ever get that feeling when you wake up that you are destined for greatness??? well i use to till i discovered how great i truly was already

[batman2883]

damn johnny blaze's karate kid face is priceless

[batman2883]

madison avenue is where batman will be watching the game tonight drinking pitchers of beers

[batman2883]

man i love me some carne guisada with cheese

[batman2883]

where is my buddy midge

[batman2883]

that fool is full of useless information

[midgetonadonkey]

Damn I'm lost without the Quattro. The one Kori made is alright and Real Women was turning me into a flaming homosexual. Maybe This might be the place.

[midgetonadonkey]

I just don't know what to do.

[KEDA]

we post in the real thread


the bastard quattro

and that is where you need to be!

whats the deal for your birthday?

[midgetonadonkey]

I hear Orion has a smelly snatch. Is there any truth to this?

[midgetonadonkey]

This thread just might be crass enough to contain batman, orion and myself.

[ORION]

I hear Orion has a smelly snatch. Is there any truth to this?
yeah I found it the other day. Someone just threw it in the bushes and I said hey this snatch really smells but it might come in handy so I put it in my back pack and called it a day

[midgetonadonkey]

It's always good to have a smelly snatch around. Just in case.

[midgetonadonkey]

I killed all the flies. I am the fly killer!!!

[ORION]

It's always good to have a smelly snatch around. Just in case.
I put it in the freezer ! so I can always have an on hold skeezer.

[batman2883]

i will rock your face

[midgetonadonkey]

Isn't it pronounced skeeza?

[ORION]

she said she wants to do it like a doggie , she's bad nobody is badder but she got more crabs than a seafood platter

[batman2883]

dang i just saw the pics from the gtg im always on my phone

[ORION]

Isn't it pronounced skeeza?
I'm half white and this is the only way I can understand sometimes

[midgetonadonkey]

Since you put yourself on my dick

I put my nutz on ya chin

[ORION]

dang i just saw the pics from the gtg im always on my phone
checking in with your pimp, man I can't believe ya'll went ! I want to go now :madrun

[midgetonadonkey]

dang i just saw the pics from the gtg im always on my phone

It was classic when that dude was talking to you and you just start dialing and talking on the phone like the fucker wasn't there. That was funny shit.

[midgetonadonkey]

checking in with your pimp, man I can't believe ya'll went ! I want to go now :madrun

I don't know if everyone can handle your nudity.

[ORION]

I don't know if everyone can handle your nudity.
true, but if I lay down on my side I'll need my kick stand out so I don't tip over

[ORION]

Since you put yourself on my dick

I put my nutz on ya chin
give up the pussy soon all I want is a little womb or get your groupie ass out my hotel room

[batman2883]

It was classic when that dude was talking to you and you just start dialing and talking on the phone like the fucker wasn't there. That was funny shit.
HA HA HA HA MAN THATS HOW I ROLL I DONT CARE

[ORION]

HA HA HA HA MAN THATS HOW I ROLL I DONT CARE

sounds like ya'll had some fun. did you guys play thumbs up 7-up ? :madrun

[batman2883]

I wasnt paying attention to him i was like uh...yeah dial

[midgetonadonkey]

Damn thumbs up 7 up sounds fun. Maybe next time we can convince Kori to let us play.

[batman2883]

Or Hide And Go Seek In Her House Thats Always Fun

[ORION]

Damn thumbs up 7 up sounds fun. Maybe next time we can convince Kori to let us play.
we would always be able to tell batman because of his hair fingers

[ORION]

indoor paintball !

[batman2883]

indoor paintball !
im totally down for that

[batman2883]

Tell Me When To Go.....dum Dum Dum Dum Dum Dum Dum Dum Tell Me When To Go Tell Me When To Gooooooo

[ORION]

So who is picking me up and taking me to the game ?

[batman2883]

ike gave me those courtside tickets

[ORION]

ike gave me those courtside tickets
yeah thats why you are still at work, do I have eric written across my head.

[batman2883]

yeah it does

[ORION]

what the F are you still doing there

[batman2883]

well i figure to make a fashionably late entrace to the game

[ObiwanGinobili]

ike gave me those courtside tickets

holee shit?
how long did you suck his dick?

[batman2883]

me sa johnny blaze you break you buy, five dolla, five dolla fo me fortune cookies

[ORION]

holee shit?
how long did you suck his dick?
you know Mark all too well

[batman2883]

jason shut yo face sucka...

[batman2883]

Kori's house on friday was like being in a arena man...it was loud, beer was cold and everyone was getting into it.....

[Vashner]

And the carpet dirty :)9

[ORION]

I should have gone. I wouldn have bored everyone to death

[batman2883]

orion is a girl who wants to kayek

[batman2883]

with his brothers

[ORION]

with his brothers
batman is a guy who likes to turn a chair upside down and sit on the legs

[midgetonadonkey]

Orion is the king of burnt mecco.

[ORION]

Orion is the king of burnt mecco.
what can I say ? My stock is unlimited

[midgetonadonkey]

I tried burning my mecco the other day, but it just didn't come out right.

[Melmart1]

plumbing problems?

[ORION]

I tried burning my mecco the other day, but it just didn't come out right.
did you spray the cooking surface with spam? many people make that mistake.

[midgetonadonkey]

I think that was my problem. I just used regular butter.

[ORION]

I think that was my problem. I just used regular butter.
yeah I'm not some sicko ! I use spam instead of butter because of the cholesterol factor. I'm not a monster

[midgetonadonkey]

Do you set the waffle iron to high or medium high?

[ORION]

Do you set the waffle iron to high or medium high?
my customers like to have it look like a mozzarella stick. crunchy on the outside and gooey in the center. so medium high

[midgetonadonkey]

I am going to have to try that. I'll send you over a sample.

[ORION]

I am going to have to try that. I'll send you over a sample.
send it to Rachel Ray , she is my best customer

[batman2883]

i love this place

[batman2883]

damn my knee hurts something fierce

[Taco]

I feel Shitty today

[JoeChalupa]

caca

[batman2883]

My Knee Feels Pretty Shitty Too

[midgetonadonkey]

I'm making this my new home. The Quattro is dead and the new Quattro has been gayed up by Mo.

[midgetonadonkey]

I hate you all.

[midgetonadonkey]

Suck my balls.

[midgetonadonkey]

Everybody.

[midgetonadonkey]

Where the fuck is Orion?

[midgetonadonkey]

That cow pornography watching bastard.

[midgetonadonkey]

I jack off to cows fucking.

[midgetonadonkey]

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a391/_alyK_/1148208703714.gif

[Cant_Be_Faded]

batman will use this new oh shit forum to talk about his burritos

[midgetonadonkey]

My boss must have talked to batman's boss because now I can't post from work either.

[midgetonadonkey]

Any Quattro thread minus Batman and Midge will fucking suck.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

LOL really? But those are the only places from which batman and you post.

[midgetonadonkey]

I know. There in lies the problem. The death of the Quattro has really fucked things up for me.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

Perhaps its death really did mark the end of spurs mojo.

[TheQuattro]

theQuattro lives!!!

[KEDA]

hmmmm



mabye this is my new home!

[Silver21_Black20]

Can I post here too? I promise I won't gay it up.

[Mr Dio]

But I will.

[KEDA]

you can post anywhere, anytime :eyebrows

[Silver21_Black20]

Kick Ass!!

I get midge, batman and KEDA to myself...Muahahahaha.

[midgetonadonkey]

I feel an SB gangbang coming soon. lol

[KEDA]

I now know what the B in S B means






BUKAKKE!!!!!


BUKAKKE POR VIDA!!!!!!!!!

[Silver21_Black20]

Damn...you guys are hardcore in here. I'm gonna have to come up with some good comebacks.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

are you really into bukkake that much?

im sure you wont have any trouble being accomadated in here

[Hudson Hawk]

home home on the range, where the deer and the antelope something

[batman2883]

damn i missed hudson hawk that movie was great...all he wanted the whole damn movie was a cappicinio

[Old School Chic]

http://www.freewebdesign.be/smileys/images/other/smilygifs436.gif

[Taco]

http://www.freewebdesign.be/smileys/images/other/smilygifs436.gif

RACK THAT SHIT!!! :lol

[batman2883]

i feel a spicy mcchicken from mcdonalds shit coming on

[midgetonadonkey]

God damn. My first post all day. Fuck my job. Fuck them for not letting me access the internet.

[midgetonadonkey]

The Old (new) Quattro Razor keeps going but my loyalty is now here.

Damn the Old (new) Quattro. Damn it to hell.

[midgetonadonkey]

So I ate some pecans earlier today.

[midgetonadonkey]

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/gu1528.jpg

[midgetonadonkey]

Hickory Dickory Dock.
My balls fell out of my jock.
I laid them to rest
On some hooker's chest
And paddled her face with my cock. Ohhhhh!

[Cant_Be_Faded]

Praise Jesus

Praise Jesus

69696969

[Silver21_Black20]

I didn't post once in the Old (new) Quattro today. I feel like a traitor.

[midgetonadonkey]

Don't feel like a traitor. You belong here with the crudest people Spurstalk has to offer.

[Silver21_Black20]

Eh...I guess you're right.

[KEDA]

crude motherfuckers y'all are!

[Silver21_Black20]

How did you bowl tonight, KEDA?

[midgetonadonkey]

Balls.

Fuck.

[KEDA]

190-244-209

cool thing was Nazr, Bruce, Melvin Sanders and their friends and family came in and bowled down on the other end of the house.

Nazr went to order at the snackbar, but the told him he couldnt take it back to his table because he would drop it. :lol

[midgetonadonkey]

I hate my fucking job. Fuck them.

[Silver21_Black20]

Orion?

[midgetonadonkey]

Orion is my hero.

[ORION]

so everyone came over here and didn't tell me

[Silver21_Black20]

so everyone came over here and didn't tell me

Shhh...just don't tell no one.

[midgetonadonkey]

I am ironman.

[midgetonadonkey]

Finally my mom left after 5 exhausting days.

[midgetonadonkey]

So I guess nobody else shares my disdain for the new Quattro.

[midgetonadonkey]

Finally my mom left after 5 exhausting days.

Don't talk shit about my mom puto.

[Silver21_Black20]

So I guess nobody else shares my disdain for the new Quattro.

I think I'll just wait patiently for the Free Quattro Razor to come back, if it does. I'll post all my shit here for now. The Old (new) Quattro is too soft now.

[midgetonadonkey]

The Old (new) Quattro is the Korn of all threads. It used to be heavy and hardcore but is now so mainstream it went soft.

[midgetonadonkey]

Rio Grande Blood kicks ass. Best metal album I've heard in years.

[sa_butta]

I think I'll just wait patiently for the Free Quattro Razor to come back, if it does. I'll post all my shit here for now. The Old (new) Quattro is too soft now.That would be the Oh shit thread:lol

[Silver21_Black20]

That would be the Oh shit thread:lol

:lol

Guess it's fitting than, huh?

[sa_butta]

Aint that some shit I thought I was in the other thread.

[Silver21_Black20]

Aint that some shit I thought I was in the other thread.

No Shit? That IS some ca-razy Shit!!

[ORION]

I don't think I can do anything less at work right now other than sleep

[sa_butta]

I don't think I can do anything less at work right now other than sleeptake a dump and fall asleep on the toilet.

[ORION]

take a dump and fall asleep on the toilet.
that sounds too productive to me. I'd had to get up and walk to the restroom or I can just go in my garbage can

[sa_butta]

that sounds too productive to me. I'd had to get up and walk to the restroom or I can just go in my garbage canLeave a little surprise for the cleaning crew.

[ORION]

Leave a little surprise for the cleaning crew.
Oh it won't be little , trust me

[KEDA]

last time I went to a hotel, I got pissed at the maid, so I shit between the matresses and proceeded to check out.

[MannyIsGod]

Dude, WTF?

[CharlieMac]

last time I went to a hotel, I got pissed at the maid, so I shit between the matresses and proceeded to check out.

Harsh.

[KEDA]

Dude, WTF?


actually it wasnt the last time, but it was the last time I stayed in Vegas

it was at Castaways (then Showboat)

I had bowled bad, and I found all the clothes in the closet were in a different order then how I had left. The bitch was snooping in my shit, so I left her a little present!

[MannyIsGod]

:lmao

[midgetonadonkey]

I'm gonna do that next time I stay at my sister's house.

[KEDA]

you mean to tell me I have one-upped the great and powerful Midge?


+1 for the fat kid!!!!!

oh hell yeah!!!

[midgetonadonkey]

Keda is the man.

Fat kids are ya with me!!

[midgetonadonkey]

Jack be nimble
Jack be quick
Jack burned off his fucking dick Ohhhh!!!

[sa_butta]

There once was a boy named Henry Lockett,
He flew down the street on speeding rocket,
the force of the blast blew his balls up his ass,
and they found his dick in his pocket.

[midgetonadonkey]

Two tits, a hole and a heartbeat is all I need.

[KEDA]

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard

[sa_butta]

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yardI though it was my chile brings all the girls...

[KEDA]

nope

[KEDA]

that could be why I dont go to the yard


or have a girlfriend!

[midgetonadonkey]

Poison is the greatest hair band of all time.

[midgetonadonkey]

I like Dasani. It's not as good as Olde E but it's alright.

[midgetonadonkey]

I miss Olde E.

[midgetonadonkey]

I miss drinking myself into an alcohol induced slumber.

[midgetonadonkey]

Sometimes I think....What the fuck?

Why am I the only bastard in this thread?

[midgetonadonkey]

:pctoss

[midgetonadonkey]

I wanna be made.

[midgetonadonkey]

I want to be prom queen.

[midgetonadonkey]

Why the fuck can't I ever be prom queen? What the fuck? I'm pretty.

[midgetonadonkey]

Why doesn't my little buddy Katy ever come in this thread?

[midgetonadonkey]

It would be cool if people laid eggs like birds do.

[midgetonadonkey]

I wish I came out of an egg instead of my mothers vagina.

[midgetonadonkey]

Damn, that means at one point of my life I touched my mom's vagina.

[midgetonadonkey]

I'm going to teach my wienie dog to dunk.

[midgetonadonkey]

If only he could palm the ball he'd be able to do 360s.

[midgetonadonkey]

He could probably still school Orion.

[midgetonadonkey]

I'm going to move to Kentucky one of these days.

[midgetonadonkey]

I never learned how to rollerskate.

[midgetonadonkey]

My ear itches.

[midgetonadonkey]

The one on the right.

[Ginofan]

Good lord, Midge posts alot of shit.

[midgetonadonkey]

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/shitsig.jpg

Damn I was bored.

[midgetonadonkey]

I'm going to watch Anchorman. Fuck all of you bastards.

[midgetonadonkey]

I'm going to watch Anchorman. Fuck all of you bastards.

Fuck you too.

[midgetonadonkey]

Fuck you too.

Damn don't get pissed. You know you're my boy.

[midgetonadonkey]

Damn don't get pissed. You know you're my boy.

I know. I'm sorry.

[midgetonadonkey]

I know. I'm sorry.

No, I'm sorry. I have a lot of balled up rage and I need to learn to express it in a positive manner.

[midgetonadonkey]

No, I'm sorry. I have a lot of balled up rage and I need to learn to express it in a positive manner.

It's cool. Have you considered therapy? It really helped me deal with a lot of anger issues I used to have.

[midgetonadonkey]

It's cool. Have you considered therapy? It really helped me deal with a lot of anger issues I used to have.

I've thought about it but I don't know how comfortable I feel telling a stranger all of my problems.

[midgetonadonkey]

I've thought about it but I don't know how comfortable I feel telling a stranger all of my problems.

It's hard at first but my therapist made me feel really comfortable. You should give her a shot. I'll pm you her number.

[midgetonadonkey]

It's hard at first but my therapist made me feel really comfortable. You should give her a shot. I'll pm you her number.

Thanks. I'll consider giving it a try.

[midgetonadonkey]

Thanks. I'll consider giving it a try.

Anytime. And if you ever need to talk, you know where to find me.

[midgetonadonkey]

Anytime. And if you ever need to talk, you know where to find me.

You are sweet. If I was gay I'd bone you.

[midgetonadonkey]

You are sweet. If I was gay I'd bone you.

I know you would.

[Melmart1]

Gotdamn, Midge you friggin schizo freak!

[Dunc]

Courtesy of Larry the Cable Guy:

Drop the Browns off at the Superbowl

This thread rocks. And:

Drop a couple of brown babies off at the pool

Make some brownies

[midgetonadonkey]

I'm not crazy
You're the one that's crazy
You're driving me crazy

[batman2883]

ha ha ha they decorated my desk all chicken little for my birthday its funny

[1Parker1]

Happy Birthday, Batboy! Is it today?

[batman2883]

Actually My Birthday Is On Sunday But They Are Celebrating It Here Today

[1Parker1]

Aww! Well, Happy Early birthday!

Hope all your Jessica Alba fantasies come true :angel

[batman2883]

i hope they do too...thank you very much my sister in arms

[midgetonadonkey]

Happy Birthday. Go have about 6 shots of Patron for me fucker.

[Mrs.Tlong]

Are we still talking about batman's bowel movements?

[Old School Chic]

Happy Birthday Batty!


http://www.annstreasurechest.com/birthdays%20gifs/birthday_balloon_cake_lc.gif

[1Parker1]

Are we still talking about batman's bowel movements?

:lol Yea, it's getting old. Let's talk about TLONG'S bowel movements instead.

[batman2883]

man im gonna down an entire bottle of patron on my own for you midge

[midgetonadonkey]

Thanks buddy. I appreciate that. And if you get laid make the bitch scream out my name.

[batman2883]

thats how i roll

[Old School Chic]

Thanks buddy. I appreciate that. And if you get laid make the bitch scream out my name.


:lol

[batman2883]

man two chocolate cakes is too much :) but i love chocolate cake, choco cakie choco cakie eat so much my stomach achy

[Old School Chic]

man two chocolate cakes is too much :) but i love chocolate cake, choco cakie choco cakie eat so much my stomach achy

Have you offered Mo a piece of cake?

[batman2883]

He Said He Doesnt Eat Cake In The Morning

[MoSpur]

He offered me some, but I don't like cake too much and especially in the morning. Thanks Bat.

[Old School Chic]

He Said He Doesnt Eat Cake In The Morning


Thank you Batty for being so nice and offering Mo some cake so early in the morning. :lol

[Old School Chic]

Midge?

[midgetonadonkey]

I want some cake. What the fuck?!?

[Old School Chic]

I want some cake. What the fuck?!?

Bat didn't offer you any?

Bad Bat!

[MoSpur]

Midge can have my piece.

[MoSpur]

^Gayest post ever. Last one.

[batman2883]

i have the cake but you have to come and get it

[KEDA]

happy birfday my nikka!!

[Old School Chic]

i have the cake but you have to come and get it

Tease :lol

[Mrs.Tlong]

:lol Yea, it's getting old. Let's talk about TLONG'S bowel movements instead.

Impossible.
That man is so uptight he doesn't have bowel movements. He has a standing twice monthly appointment at OHSU Hospital for an enema.

[1Parker1]

:lol Tlong, if you and Mrs.Tlong ever get divorced...can I marry her?

[Taco]

Do
Do

[Silver21_Black20]

Happy (early) Birthday Mark!!!!

[Silver21_Black20]

Going back and reading todays posts, this shit reads like the damn Old (new) Quattro...ugh!!!