Free Quattro Razor (11)

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I have nothing at all to say, but I figured that I have to post in the famous Quattro at least once in my ST life.

How am I supposed to feel right now?

There's probably a little pain and likely a small pool of blood forming below your crotch.

[CuckingFunt]

I have nothing at all to say, but I figured that I have to post in the famous Quattro at least once in my ST life.

How am I supposed to feel right now?Like a God.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

There's probably a little pain and likely a small pool of blood forming below your crotch.

I'm pretty sure I can take credit for this death.

[TheQuattro]

I have nothing at all to say, but I figured that I have to post in the famous Quattro at least once in my ST life.

How am I supposed to feel right now?

The same way you felt before.

[CuckingFunt]

I'm pretty sure I can take credit for this death.I don't know if it even counts as a death today. Pretty quiet in general.

[to21]

I'll kill this bitch!!!

[Melmart1]

I'll kill this bitch!!!
Nobody can kill the quattro. The quattro is self-aware and sentient. It can be slowed down, but it can not be stopped.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I don't know if it even counts as a death today. Pretty quiet in general.

Don't you steal my thunder, damnit!

[to21]

Nobody can kill the quattro. The quattro is self-aware and sentient. It can be slowed down, but it can not be stopped.

Damn you!!!

Let me have my moment.

[to21]

That's what I said....

[Melmart1]

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Speaking of quattro killers :rolleyes

[ashbeeigh]

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Speaking of quattro killers :rolleyes

well damn. Thanks. Let the killing begin.

[CuckingFunt]

Don't you steal my thunder, damnit!I was trying to be polite.

Ingrate.

[to21]

Dammit!

I want to kill the quattro tonight.

Oh, the hell with it..........

[ashbeeigh]

Dammit!

I want to kill the quattro tonight.

Oh, the hell with it..........

that's a negative tonight.

[to21]

I like them girls named Fantasy.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I like them girls named Fantasy.

Hopefully you like the herpes medicine you'll need after sleeping with them.

[peewee's lovechild]

Okay peeps, I'm probably dying tomorrow and I only have one request . . .

[peewee's lovechild]

All of you who can, and are willing, shove some random produce up your asses.

On the count of three . . .

[peewee's lovechild]

1

[peewee's lovechild]

2

[peewee's lovechild]

3

[peewee's lovechild]

Nothing??

[peewee's lovechild]

Not for the PeeMeister??

[peewee's lovechild]

Bunch of ingrates!!!!!!!!

[peewee's lovechild]

I've given my heart and soul to this place and this is how I'm repaid???

[peewee's lovechild]

You people can't fulfill a dying man's last request????

[peewee's lovechild]

This injures me.

[peewee's lovechild]

This is The PeeWee . . . signing out.

[Melmart1]

You people can't fulfill a dying man's last request????
No. Particularly when the man in question is not dying.

[ashbeeigh]

:lmao I was reading a job posting and the minimum typing ability was 15 wpm. They surely can't be serious.

And you're surgery will make you a new improved and more movable man, peewee.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

No. Particularly when the man in question is not dying.

Or when we just don't care.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

They surely can't be serious.



Of course they're serious. And don't call them Shirley.

[Melmart1]

:lmao I was reading a job posting and the minimum typing ability was 15 wpm. They surely can't be serious.

And you're surgery will make you a new improved and more movable man, peewee.
More moveable, yes. New and improved? Not so much. First, something can't be new if its improvedd. Improved implies there was a previous version that was substandard, thus the improvement. So it would be old and improved, which is quite an apt description for peewee.

[ashbeeigh]

Of course they're serious. And don't call them Shirley.

It's ridiculous. And I went in for an interview last week and the bitch had the balls to say I wasn't "qualified" enough to have a "senior" position. I probably was only typing at 14 wpm. :lol


More moveable, yes. New and improved? Not so much. First, something can't be new if its improvedd. Improved implies there was a previous version that was substandard, thus the improvement. So it would be old and improved, which is quite an apt description for peewee.

movable sounded more cool. my bad. And yes, I see your point in newand improved. +1 Mel.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Don't you usually have to have some experience before you become a senior anything?

[to21]

Peewee is gonna be a woman now huh?

[Melmart1]

Don't you usually have to have some experience before you become a senior anything?
She has plenty of experience from college. You know, the gape and all.

[midgetonadonkey]

http://www.break.com/index/grandma-watches-2-girls-1-cup.html

[midgetonadonkey]

Peewee will forever be known as Brokeback.

[midgetonadonkey]

He probably will die tomorrow.

[ashbeeigh]

Don't you usually have to have some experience before you become a senior anything?

Oh I do, she didn't think it paralleled the position well enough. And to my face she goes, 'I don't even know how you got the position you have to start out with." I almost jumped over her plastic desk and dell computer and kicked her fat ass. But she was Mexican. She would have taken me down.

[mrsmaalox]

Damn y'all, Peewee hasn't even been gone an HOUR yet!!! Save some of the insults for the next 6-8 weeks! LOL

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Seriously?

There would have been a whole lot of snark and shit-talking coming out of that interview room had it been me.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Damn y'all, Peewee hasn't even been gone an HOUR yet!!! Save some of the insults for the next 6-8 weeks! LOL

I didn't get as good as I am by not bringing my "A" game every night.

I'll be damned if I start now.

[ashbeeigh]

Damn y'all, Peewee hasn't even been gone an HOUR yet!!! Save some of the insults for the next 6-8 weeks! LOL

Being out of commission for 6-8 weeks does not mean out of the quattro for 6-8 weeks. He just means banging his bitches for 6-8 weeks, most likely.

[Melmart1]

Damn y'all, Peewee hasn't even been gone an HOUR yet!!! Save some of the insults for the next 6-8 weeks! LOL
You think we will be lucky enough for him to be out 6-8 weeks?

[ashbeeigh]

Seriously?

There would have been a whole lot of snark and shit-talking coming out of that interview room had it been me.

I was too shocked to even respond. How you even dare say I'm not qualified to be a god damn telemarketer (oh yeah..that's right). She doesn't work there anymore, btw.

[Melmart1]

Being out of commission for 6-8 weeks does not mean out of the quattro for 6-8 weeks. He just means banging his bitches for 6-8 weeks, most likely.
Banging his bitches? I guess that means you and him will be hooking up again. But hey, at least we don't have hear about it in here. :vomit:

[RashoFan]

It's the internet, people. You want to see titties, find some. It's not that hard. Hell, just PM rashofan and she will show you the goods.
http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c333/RashoFan/AchmedThedeadterrorist.jpg

[ashbeeigh]

Banging his bitches? I guess that means you and him will be hooking up again. But hey, at least we don't have hear about it in here. :vomit:

Oh you'll know all about it, my dear. Every single detail will be documented, just for you.

[Melmart1]

http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c333/RashoFan/AchmedThedeadterrorist.jpg
That is not a terrifying. Terrorist.

[mrsmaalox]

You think we will be lucky enough for him to be out 6-8 weeks?
Nah,you're probably right; I guess we'll bethankful for 6-8 hours huh? Wow Ash --it kinda scares me when you talk that way!

[Melmart1]

http://www.break.com/index/grandma-watches-2-girls-1-cup.html
:lmao

Who would show that shit to their grandma? "You need to talk to someone!" :lol

[midgetonadonkey]

No shit. That was a classic line.

[ashbeeigh]

Wow Ash --it kinda scares me when you talk that way!

:lol

[midgetonadonkey]

ashbeeigh needs to go to 2girls1cup.com

[ashbeeigh]

ashbeeigh needs to go to 2girls1cup.com

I will not be watching that anytime soon. I've heard bad things.

[mrsmaalox]

Being out of commission for 6-8 weeks does not mean out of the quattro for 6-8 weeks. He just means banging his bitches for 6-8 weeks, most likely.
So you guys really think he has "bitches"? I don't know why that sounds so hilarious to me!

[midgetonadonkey]

I will not be watching that anytime soon. I've heard bad things.

pussy

[Melmart1]

So you guys really think he has "bitches"? I don't know why that sounds so hilarious to me!
He might have a female dog. Or a blowup doll. Either one could be considered his bitch.

[RashoFan]

That is not a terrifying. Terrorist.
I know but I may make that my new background image on the puter....

[Melmart1]

pussy
someone said earlier that you are what you eat. So if ashbeeigh is a pussy, that makes her a lesbian.

:lmao imagine ashbeeigh with the dyke haircut.

[CuckingFunt]

He might have a female dog. Or a blowup doll. Either one could be considered his bitch.Peewee said he doesn't do dolls.

[CuckingFunt]

:lmao imagine ashbeeigh with the dyke haircut.

I'd really rather not imagine her at all.

[RashoFan]

:lmao

Who would show that shit to their grandma? "You need to talk to someone!" :lol
Did grandma go into the bathroom to throw up??? That kid is gonna burn in hell...:lol

[ashbeeigh]

:lmao imagine ashbeeigh with the dyke haircut.

hmm. a buzz cut looked good on Natalie Portman...

[Melmart1]

Peewee said he doesn't do dolls.
He has also said before that he is smart. Doesn't make it true.

[RashoFan]

hmm. a buzz cut looked good on Natalie Portman...
She has the face and head for that look...

[Melmart1]

hmm. a buzz cut looked good on Natalie Portman...
Yeah, cus Natalie Portman is naturally pretty to begin with ...

[midgetonadonkey]

hmm. a buzz cut looked good on Natalie Portman...

You aren't anywhere near Natalie Portman's league.

[CuckingFunt]

hmm. a buzz cut looked good on Natalie Portman...Key words: Natalie Portman.

[ashbeeigh]

You aren't anywhere near Natalie Portman's league.

Well, you're nowhere near Brad Pitt's league but you don't see me complaining.

[ashbeeigh]

lmfao. buzz cuts on girls. That's just silly.

[CuckingFunt]

I can think of three girls off the top of my head who looked good with buzz cuts.

[Melmart1]

Well, you're nowhere near Brad Pitt's league but you don't see me complaining.
He also didn't make a comparison to Brad Pitt.

[RashoFan]

I can think of three girls off the top of my head who looked good with buzz cuts.
And they would be???

[ashbeeigh]

I can think of three girls off the top of my head who looked good with buzz cuts.

I didn't say it didn't look good. That would directly contradict what I said previously, CF. I just wouldn't. I like my hair. I wouldn't cut it that short.

[ashbeeigh]

I didn't say it didn't look good. That would directly contradict what I said previously, CF. I just wouldn't. I like my hair. I wouldn't cut it that short.

oh my god! She wasn't talking to you! Shut up!

[mrsmaalox]

Is a buzzcut like a military (high/tight) or is it a shaved head?

[marini martini]

marini, martini, & me :hungry:

[marini martini]

I suddenly feel accepted in here! Merry Christmas you fuckin' trolls :toast :santahat :toast

[marini martini]

I suddenly feel accepted in here! Merry Christmas you fuckin' trolls :toast :santahat :toast :santahat

[CuckingFunt]

And they would be???Natalie Portman (http://videoeta.com/images/news/nohairnat.jpg), Eve Salvail (http://img145.imageshack.us/img145/5855/evesalvail0047xx4.jpg), and this chick I see on campus all the time.

Would also give the :tu to Annie Lennox circa "Sweet Dreams" and Sinead O'Connor circa "Nothing Compares 2 U" -- neither of whom I'd consider hot, for the record, but both quite stunning and could pull it off.

[mrsmaalox]

I think it's very pretty when black women wear their hair cut really, really close. I can't imagine why they would want to mess with "straightening" when the natural thing looks so good.

[marini martini]

I looooooove afros :fro

[Silver21_Black20]

I suddenly feel accepted in here! Merry Christmas you fuckin' trolls :toast :santahat :toast

The majority of us aren't trolls.

Get the fuck out!

[midgetonadonkey]

Grace Jones looked hot bald.

[Melmart1]

The majority of us aren't trolls.

Get the fuck out!
au contraire. CuckingFunt is one of my trolls. Didn't you know?

[CuckingFunt]

I'd shave my head in an instant if I thought I could pull it off, but I've got ear issues.

[marini martini]

Grace Jones is my God :toast

[CuckingFunt]

au contraire. CuckingFunt is one of my trolls. Didn't you know?Shhhh. Don't tell.

[mrsmaalox]

Grace Jones looked hot bald.

Yes, very good look for her. I didn't much care for Sigourney Weaver's bald look though.

[CuckingFunt]

So... who wants to make me some dinner?

[mrsmaalox]

I'd shave my head in an instant if I thought I could pull it off, but I've got ear issues.
I had my head shaved a few years ago when I was pregnant and had to do the 3 month bedrest thing. It's the only way to go when you can't shower every day. But it didn't look good on me.

[marini martini]

I had my head shaved a few years ago when I was pregnant and had to do the 3 month bedrest thing. It's the only way to go when you can't shower every day. But it didn't look good on me.

Why?????????????

[RashoFan]

Natalie Portman (http://videoeta.com/images/news/nohairnat.jpg), Eve Salvail (http://img145.imageshack.us/img145/5855/evesalvail0047xx4.jpg), and this chick I see on campus all the time.

Would also give the :tu to Annie Lennox circa "Sweet Dreams" and Sinead O'Connor circa "Nothing Compares 2 U" -- neither of whom I'd consider hot, for the record, but both quite stunning and could pull it off.
Eve Salvail.... was she in the Fifth Element???
Annie Lennox and Sinead O'Conner definately have the bone struture to work that look.

[CuckingFunt]

Eve Salvail.... was she in the Fifth Element???
Yeah. She was a model, but was in a couple scenes.

[mrsmaalox]

Why?????????????

premature rupture of membrane

[RashoFan]

Yeah. She was a model, but was in a couple scenes.
Yeah I thought so, I just looked it and confirmed that...

Salvail appeared as herself in the Robert Altman film Prêt-à-Porter. She also made an appearance in The Fifth Element and Zoolander. She has appeared on the covers of several magazines including ELLE, Marie Claire and Wired. Salvail also appeared in a Lenny Kravitz music video.

[RashoFan]

Hey Mel,
to21 actually pm'd me to see if I would show him a pick of my boobs...
:lmao

[Melmart1]

Hey Mel,
to21 actually pm'd me to see if I would show him a pick of my boobs...
:lmao
Fabulous :lmao

[marini martini]

premature rupture of membrane

That sounds freeeaky! No wonder your 12 y/o had a Star magazine with a spatula under his/her bed :toast

Love Ya Honey :toast

[CuckingFunt]

Yeah I thought so, I just looked it and confirmed that...

Salvail appeared as herself in the Robert Altman film Prêt-à-Porter. She also made an appearance in The Fifth Element and Zoolander. She has appeared on the covers of several magazines including ELLE, Marie Claire and Wired. Salvail also appeared in a Lenny Kravitz music video.She's also a lesbian.

And abso-tively gorgeous in person.

[mrsmaalox]

Wow there's just girls here. Shouldn't our periods be synchronizing by now?

[mrsmaalox]

That sounds freeeaky! No wonder your 12 y/o had a Star magazine with a spatula under his/her bed :toast

Love Ya Honey :toast
Wrong kid....I don't know what HIS problem is!

[marini martini]

Wow there's just girls here. Shouldn't our periods be synchronizing by now?

I love you.............even though I don't have a period anymore :toast

[Melmart1]

So... who wants to make me some dinner?
I have some leftover turkey and dumplings from din din. Would you like some?

[CuckingFunt]

I have some leftover turkey and dumplings from din din. Would you like some?I would have, but got too impatient.

I'm making a lazy version of pasta carbonara and some steamed asparagus.

[marini martini]

I love you.............even though I don't have a period anymore :toast



Thank Krishna :toast

[CuckingFunt]

For the record, I still can't believe it was Mel and I getting bitched out in here that one night.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I have some leftover turkey and dumplings from din din. Would you like some?turkey and dumplings!.....mexicans don't eat turkey and dumplings!
you must be a mexican't

[ashbeeigh]

fuck. viva just ruined the girly mojo the quattro had going for the night...... or did he?

[Viva Las Espuelas]

fuck. viva just ruined the girly mojo the quattro had going for the night...... or did he?don't act all tough, pinky

[Viva Las Espuelas]

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Oh Damn. It is BreastFest '07 in here.

[CuckingFunt]

The girly mojo, if that's what that was, pretty well sucked anyway, didn't it?

[Viva Las Espuelas]

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Oh Damn. It is BreastFest '07 in here.<sniffffffff>

Ladiessssss:toast

[RashoFan]

You should be honored that you are surrounded by the greatness of the ST/Quattro ladies! You should grovel at our v-feet.

[marini martini]

Yeaaaaaaa, I killed it

[ashbeeigh]

The girly mojo, if that's what that was, pretty well sucked anyway, didn't it?

:lmao I caught that mojo slip up there , missy! mofit was it?

[CuckingFunt]

:lmao I caught that mojo slip up there , missy! mofit was it?Motif, actually. Someone said it on the TV and I typed it.

[ShoogarBear]

Like you pissed in an ocean of piss.:lmao

[ShoogarBear]

What kind of surgery is peewee getting? Penile prosthesis?

[ATRAIN]

What kind of surgery is peewee getting? Penile prosthesis?


Back Surgery.....Midge said he has a "brokeback" lol.

[Melmart1]

Blah blah blah.

[mrsmaalox]

Blah blah blah.

I totally agree. I have 2 kids home sick today--UGH!!!

[ATRAIN]

whomever invented waking up early sucks ass!!

[to21]

Hey Mel,
to21 actually pm'd me to see if I would show him a pick of my boobs...
:lmao

Lies.

[to21]

I totally agree. I have 2 kids home sick today--UGH!!!

Give them NyQuil.

[mrsmaalox]

Give them NyQuil.

Shit. 3rd kid just putted out. So Nyquil it shall be!

[Melmart1]

I totally agree. I have 2 kids home sick today--UGH!!!
I have the sniffles and it ain't cool. Plus I woke up and its freezing in here, I had to turn up the heat. My damn roommate likes it cold overnight, but that's because he wakes up, goes to work in a nice, warm office. Fuck that.

[samikeyp]

Hey Mel,
to21 actually pm'd me to see if I would show him a pick of my boobs...

Who would do something like that?

:nerd :spin





:)

[to21]

Who would do something like that?

:nerd :spin





:)

:pctoss

All I know is I got no pic of boobage.

[ATRAIN]

I have the sniffles and it ain't cool. Plus I woke up and its freezing in here, I had to turn up the heat. My damn roommate likes it cold overnight, but that's because he wakes up, goes to work in a nice, warm office. Fuck that.


quit yer bitching

[Melmart1]

quit yer bitching
shut the fuck up.

[ATRAIN]

shut the fuck up.


don't make me bust out the tiny violin :)

[Melmart1]

don't make me bust out the tiny violin :)
we don't want to see you playing with your cock.

[ATRAIN]

we don't want to see you playing with your cock.


that was

http://www.somethingcreative.ca/archives/WEAK.jpg

[Melmart1]

According to you, everything anyone comes back at you with is weak. It's easy to say that so that you don't actually have to come up with a retort that would require you to use that pea brain of yours.

[ATRAIN]

According to you, everything anyone comes back at you with is weak. It's easy to say that so that you don't actually have to come up with a retort that would require you to use that pea brain of yours.


no actually I have only used that on you and pee wee. Most of what you say isn't weak but you have your moments ;). Now pee weak on the other hand is 90% weak on his comebacks.

[batman2883]

i wanna be in someones sig

[midgetonadonkey]

Peewee is dead.

[midgetonadonkey]

I just heard.

[midgetonadonkey]

Just kidding.

I talked to his representatives and he came out of surgery just fine.

[to21]

Hell.....I wanna cig.

[midgetonadonkey]

Go smoke one then.

[Melmart1]

Just kidding.

I talked to his representatives and he came out of surgery just fine.
His representatives? You mean there are people who hang around with him? By choice?

[Melmart1]

Hell.....I wanna cig.
I have some cigs in a pack here that is like a month old at least. I just don't smoke unless I am out at a bar drinking. Its a shame, half a pack goes to waste everytime unless I remember to give the rest to someone who is a regular smoker and will use them. I just can't bring mysself to smoke unless I am drinking. This is a good thing.

[ATRAIN]

I have some cigs in a pack here that is like a month old at least. I just don't smoke unless I am out at a bar drinking. Its a shame, half a pack goes to waste everytime unless I remember to give the rest to someone who is a regular smoker and will use them. I just can't bring mysself to smoke unless I am drinking. This is a good thing.


what brand/kind?

[midgetonadonkey]

His representatives? You mean there are people who hang around with him? By choice?

I think he pays them.

[ATRAIN]

Just kidding.

I talked to his representatives and he came out of surgery just fine.


Is he still broke back?

[Melmart1]

what brand/kind?
Marlboro milds.

[Melmart1]

I think he pays them.
He must be broke. A lot.

[Melmart1]

Is he still broke back?
Is there a particular reason you are so interested in his brokeback (i.e. gay) status?

[ATRAIN]

Is there a particular reason you are so interested in his brokeback (i.e. gay) status?


I wish I knew how to quit him


Shagia I was just kidding......don't get mad!!

[ATRAIN]

Marlboro milds.


I have the habit of smoking when drinking as well!! I am trying to shake that habit however so I think im going to be a quitter and stop drinking for a while....ok ok maybe just new years then ill stop.

[to21]

Yeah I'm a social smoker too.

Cigarettes that is.

[mrsmaalox]

Just kidding.

I talked to his representatives and he came out of surgery just fine.

Representatives? You mean like "handlers"?

[florige]

Yo A! Pick up the post count dude. You have to cover Peewee's post dude.

[ATRAIN]

Yo A! Pick up the post count dude. You have to cover Peewee's post dude.


LOL what the hell, why do I have to pick up the slack? I couldn't keep up in 6 and tried very hard. I guess I could try, but its hard for me to do the little 3 word posts.

[CuckingFunt]

His representatives? You mean there are people who hang around with him? By choice?Of course there are.

Midge is one of them.

[ATRAIN]

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I set an alarm on my phone to remind me to send those songs to you Funt, but I wasn't home when it went off and then fell asleep when I got home. Ill try today :).

[CuckingFunt]

What kind of fucktard professor cancels the class that's dedicated to reviewing for the final, anyway? That's just rude.

[Fixed]

His representatives? You mean there are people who bang him? By choice?

[CuckingFunt]

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ATRAIN, CuckingFunt, to21

I set an alarm on my phone to remind me to send those songs to you Funt, but I wasn't home when it went off and then fell asleep when I got home. Ill try today :).You can send them whenever it's convenient. I'm a pretty patient girl.

[ATRAIN]

What kind of fucktard professor cancels the class that's dedicated to reviewing for the final, anyway? That's just rude.


that just sucks, but then again I always skipped the review days. Always just studied on my own.

[to21]

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ATRAIN, CuckingFunt, to21

I set an alarm on my phone to remind me to send those songs to you Funt, but I wasn't home when it went off and then fell asleep when I got home. Ill try today :).

Hey it's a Funt sandwich!

Yummy.

[ATRAIN]

You can send them whenever it's convenient. I'm a pretty patient girl.


just letting you know that I haven't forgotten about you. :)

[ATRAIN]

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ATRAIN, to21, Johnny_Blaze_47

way to go asswhipe she left!!

[CuckingFunt]

that just sucks, but then again I always skipped the review days. Always just studied on my own.In truth, I'm just pissed because if I had bothered to attend the lecture on Monday I'd have known that class was canceled and I would still be sleeping right now.

[florige]

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way to go asswhipe she left!!



There you go!! :hat

[CuckingFunt]

Well now everyone left. So fuck all of yous.

[ATRAIN]

In truth, I'm just pissed because if I had bothered to attend the lecture on Monday I'd have known that class was canceled and I would still be sleeping right now.
oh ok yeah that sucks, i used to be pissed when i missed class and they canceled class and my stupid ass showed up. Thats why I always made it a point to get the girls in my classes phone numbers to call them when to ask if class was canceled. Of course I had ulterior motives but it was a good front :).

[florige]

oh ok yeah that sucks, i used to be pissed when i missed class and they canceled class and my stupid ass showed up. Thats why I always made it a point to get the girls in my classes phone numbers to call them when to ask if class was canceled. Of course I had ulterior motives but it was a good front :).


What to help you study?

[ATRAIN]

Well now everyone left. So fuck all of yous.


i'm here, sorry had some shit break here at work that I had to take care of.

[ATRAIN]

What to help you study?


yeah something like that hahhahah. Its funny because classes that I had to take mulitple times made me realize that if you know your stuff and voice it while flirting with the girls, you can use that to help THEM study. I know plenty of people who "date" the students the tutor. It also of course motivated me to go to class and ultimately do good. I should do campus speeches on studying habits and tell them use sex as a key to your success, it works.

[CuckingFunt]

oh ok yeah that sucks, i used to be pissed when i missed class and they canceled class and my stupid ass showed up.

I've had that happen a few times this semester, but only when the class was canceled last minute and nobody knew about it. This morning was the first time I walked in and only four of the 160 students were there. D'oh.

[CuckingFunt]

yeah something like that hahhahah. Its funny because classes that I had to take mulitple times made me realize that if you know your stuff and voice it while flirting with the girls, you can use that to help THEM study. I know plenty of people who "date" the students the tutor. It also of course motivated me to go to class and ultimately do good. I should do campus speeches on studying habits and tell them use sex as a key to your success, it works.This is true.

Sadly, the novelty wears off a bit when you realize that you're just stuck with idiots.

[ATRAIN]

I've had that happen a few times this semester, but only when the class was canceled last minute and nobody knew about it. This morning was the first time I walked in and only four of the 160 students were there. D'oh.


LOL I used to love those huge classes, always so easy to sneak out of.

[CuckingFunt]

LOL I used to love those huge classes, always so easy to sneak out of.I've missed the lecture portion of this class a bunch. I've gotten 99-100% on everything I've turned in without paying attention, though, so I don't know how much the lecture is supposed to help me.

Sadly, however, it means that I've probably lost enough attendance points that I'll still end up with a B. Oh well.

[ATRAIN]

This is true.

Sadly, the novelty wears off a bit when you realize that you're just stuck with idiots.


Well if your stuck in a class with nothing but idiots and ugly people then my theory doesn't work. I used to always show up to the first day of class a little early to sit next to the cute ones. Im in the state of mind where I want a career change so I think Im going to go back to school. I wonder if this will still work these days now that I am in my late 20's instead of my early 20's. I should document and write a book when its all said and done.

[CuckingFunt]

Well if your stuck in a class with nothing but idiots and ugly people then my theory doesn't work. I used to always show up to the first day of class a little early to sit next to the cute ones. Im in the state of mind where I want a career change so I think Im going to go back to school. I wonder if this will still work these days now that I am in my late 20's in stead of my early 20's. I should document and write a book when its all said and done.I'm 29. At school, I feel ancient.

Teenagers are fucking annoying.

[ATRAIN]

I've missed the lecture portion of this class a bunch. I've gotten 99-100% on everything I've turned in without paying attention, though, so I don't know how much the lecture is supposed to help me.

Sadly, however, it means that I've probably lost enough attendance points that I'll still end up with a B. Oh well.


Oh its one of those where they actually take attendance. I used to sign in, sit in the back and leave after 5-10 mins and go study on my own or for other classes. Or sleep in the library. I always wondered how I got through college with my sleep patterns. Going to bed no earlier than 2 every night, then having class at 8 all while working full time.

[batman2883]

i might have tickets to tonights game!!!

[ATRAIN]

I'm 29. At school, I feel ancient.

Teenagers are fucking annoying.


Are you in basic classes right now? I luckily won't have to take many basics to finish my 2nd degree. Those I have to take I might avoid classes all together and take online.

[ATRAIN]

i might have tickets to tonights game!!!


are you saying this because your inviting me to go?

[CuckingFunt]

Oh its one of those where they actually take attendance. I used to sign in, sit in the back and leave after 5-10 mins and go study on my own or for other classes. Or sleep in the library. I always wondered how I got through college with my sleep patterns. Going to bed no earlier than 2 every night, then having class at 8 all while working full time.Yes. At the end of every lecture you have to turn in a special little slip of paper in order to get your five attendence points. It's retarded. And the ONLY reason to even attend the lecture.

And I have no idea how people do work and school at the same time. I've got five classes, but no job, and I'm completely fried.

[batman2883]

are you saying this because your inviting me to go?
no i am saying this cause i will be wearing a batman costume in the stands

[ATRAIN]

I'm 29. At school, I feel ancient.

Teenagers are fucking annoying.


Last time I took classes I was 26 and at that time all the younger students always wanted to sit next to my friend and I. We were the older guys with all the stories. It worked out pretty well at that time. It can't change that much in 2 years can it?

[CuckingFunt]

Are you in basic classes right now? I luckily won't have to take many basics to finish my 2nd degree. Those I have to take I might avoid classes all together and take online.I've got three general ed classes this semester, but I'm almost done with that part of it. I'm sure the dumb kid ratio will drop when I get further into the hard core major classes.

[batman2883]

stop or my momma will shoot

[CuckingFunt]

Last time I took classes I was 26 and at that time all the younger students always wanted to sit next to my friend and I. We were the older guys with all the stories. It worked out pretty well at that time. It can't change that much in 2 years can it?No. It will still be the same.

And, for the most part, everyone either assumes I'm 19-20 or looks to me as the cool chick who can buy beer when they find out I'm older. My biggest problem is that I thought 18-year-olds were annoying even when I was one (all my friends in college the first time were off campus and in their late 20's), and I find them especially annoying now.

[ATRAIN]

Yes. At the end of every lecture you have to turn in a special little slip of paper in order to get your five attendence points. It's retarded. And the ONLY reason to even attend the lecture.

And I have no idea how people do work and school at the same time. I've got five classes, but no job, and I'm completely fried.


Well its not easy but you have to be dedicated. I worked since I was in 10th grade and there were times in college where I had 2 jobs. I am just always used to having a pretty busy schedule.

[ATRAIN]

no i am saying this cause i will be wearing a batman costume in the stands


tease!!!

[batman2883]

throw momma from a train

[florige]

yeah something like that hahhahah. Its funny because classes that I had to take mulitple times made me realize that if you know your stuff and voice it while flirting with the girls, you can use that to help THEM study. I know plenty of people who "date" the students the tutor. It also of course motivated me to go to class and ultimately do good. I should do campus speeches on studying habits and tell them use sex as a key to your success, it works.




Heck if they are hot why not? That is an easy way to get hooked up.

[CuckingFunt]

no i am saying this cause i will be wearing a batman costume in the standsWith or without nipples?

[batman2883]

With or without nipples?
with

[batman2883]

jason sucks on donkey balls

[CuckingFunt]

withFucking Schumacher.

[batman2883]

Fucking Schumacher.


i have a lovely bunch of coconuts

[CuckingFunt]

i have a lovely bunch of coconutsHere they are a-standing in a row
Big ones, small ones
Some as big as your head!

[florige]

I'm 29. At school, I feel ancient.

Teenagers are fucking annoying.


What year are you in?

[ATRAIN]

No. It will still be the same.

And, for the most part, everyone either assumes I'm 19-20 or looks to me as the cool chick who can buy beer when they find out I'm older. My biggest problem is that I thought 18-year-olds were annoying even when I was one (all my friends in college the first time were off campus and in their late 20's), and I find them especially annoying now.


Yeah I get carded even though i'm 28 so blending in with the kiddos won't be difficult. Yeah when I was in class at 26 I was always invited to the parties, guess in case of beer runs lol.

[CuckingFunt]

What year are you in?I have a shitload of credits, but a lot of them were silly electives and didn't transfer. Technically I'm a sophomore. I dropped out of college the first time and I was going to take a year to figure out what I wanted to study, but I ended up working for ten years.

[batman2883]

Here they are a-standing in a row
Big ones, small ones
Some as big as your head!


im gonna be a mighty king,
like no king was before
im standing tall im looking out
im working on my.....

[batman2883]

I have a shitload of credits, but a lot of them were silly electives and didn't transfer. Technically I'm a sophomore. I dropped out of college the first time and I was going to take a year to figure out what I wanted to study, but I ended up working for ten years.
how old are you?

[CuckingFunt]

Yeah I get carded even though i'm 28 so blending in with the kiddos won't be difficult. Yeah when I was in class at 26 I was always invited to the parties, guess in case of beer runs lol.I don't know what it is. When I was 18, I used to go out to bars/clubs all the time and never had a problem -- never even bothered with a fake ID. But now that I'm 29, everyone on campus assumes I'm their age and I get carded everywhere I go.

[batman2883]

Yeah I get carded even though i'm 28 so blending in with the kiddos won't be difficult. Yeah when I was in class at 26 I was always invited to the parties, guess in case of beer runs lol.


medusa this saturday be there

[CuckingFunt]

how old are you?
I'm 29.

[batman2883]

29 hmmm

[ATRAIN]

Heck if they are hot why not? That is an easy way to get hooked up.

LOL hey shallow or not I was picky and only helped the hotties out. If ashbeeigh was in my class I wouldn't have even talked to her hahha. I even had this one class where I was tutoring 2 girls that were friends. Then I started seeing both of them, that of course didn't end well and made class akward after that. Man I miss being 21 sometimes hahahaha.

[ORION]

I no longer sit next to hot chicks at work but they moved be to the window at the front of the building but at least I can see all the chicks walk in and they can't seem me

[ATRAIN]

I don't know what it is. When I was 18, I used to go out to bars/clubs all the time and never had a problem -- never even bothered with a fake ID. But now that I'm 29, everyone on campus assumes I'm their age and I get carded everywhere I go.


Yeah depending on where I go I get carded. Since Austin is a big college town, then usually card everywhere.

[ATRAIN]

I no longer sit next to hot chicks at work but they moved be to the window at the front of the building but at least I can see all the chicks walk in and they can't seem me


LOL why did they move you did you get caught?

[florige]

LOL hey shallow or not I was picky and only helped the hotties out. If ashbeeigh was in my class I wouldn't have even talked to her hahha. I even had this one class where I was tutoring 2 girls that were friends. Then I started seeing both of them, that of course didn't end well and made class akward after that. Man I miss being 21 sometimes hahahaha.


Man dude, I need to start hanging with you...

[florige]

I don't know what it is. When I was 18, I used to go out to bars/clubs all the time and never had a problem -- never even bothered with a fake ID. But now that I'm 29, everyone on campus assumes I'm their age and I get carded everywhere I go.


Thats always a good thing that you still get carded all the time. I had someone from my HS see me and was said that I still looked the same. I was like cool!

[ORION]

LOL why did they move you did you get caught?
we all moved downstairs but I've been caught so many times I don't think they care

[ATRAIN]

Man dude, I need to start hanging with you...


LOL don't be tempted by the dark side of the force.

[ATRAIN]

Thats always a good thing that you still get carded all the time. I had someone from my HS see me and was said that I still looked the same. I was like cool!


I get that but they add that I am more mature. I don't know if thats an insult or not!!! Are they trying to say I was immature in high school?

[ATRAIN]

we all moved downstairs but I've been caught so many times I don't think they care


lol awesome the office perv, Im going to start calling you creed.

[mrsmaalox]

LOL why did they move you did you get caught?

I think it may be like getting moved to the front of the class, next to the teacher. That's not fun.

[florige]

I get that but they add that I am more mature. I don't know if thats an insult or not!!! Are they trying to say I was immature in high school?


Damn right it does. You must have been a crazy bastard in HS... :lol

[florige]

lol awesome the office perv, Im going to start calling you creed.


What do you do anyway dude?

[ATRAIN]

Damn right it does. You must have been a crazy bastard in HS... :lol


LOL I had my moments. My senior year was action packed hahahaha.

[CuckingFunt]

I get that but they add that I am more mature. I don't know if thats an insult or not!!! Are they trying to say I was immature in high school?Yes.

[ATRAIN]

What do you do anyway dude?


LOL I thought I already told you? Didn't I?

[ATRAIN]

Yes.


Sweet!!!!

[florige]

LOL I thought I already told you? Didn't I?


I don't remember if you did? Dancer or something like that...

[florige]

Yes.


So Funt do you work and go to school? Or just school Full time?

[ATRAIN]

Damn right it does. You must have been a crazy bastard in HS... :lol


Let's put it this way, I almost got suspended for hazing...........a girl....hahahaha. I didn't do it of course but I was one of the hazing leaders. That is why everyone pointed the finger at me. The only thing that saved me from that is that I decided to not partake that day and there were witnesses.

[ATRAIN]

I don't remember if you did? Dancer or something like that...


LOL whatever hahahaha. Ill tell you later.

[ORION]

damn I should have one of those clickers and count how many hot chicks walk in the front door .........click ..............click click .............click.......click click click....

[ATRAIN]

damn I should have one of those clickers and count how many hot chicks walk in the front door .........click ..............click click .............click.......click click click....


if I had one of those at work it would prob read 4. This company doesn't hire any pretty girls.

[florige]

LOL whatever hahahaha. Ill tell you later.


I bet not find out you are like CIA or some crap... :lol

[CuckingFunt]

So Funt do you work and go to school? Or just school Full time?Just school.

I'm currently retired. :spin

[CuckingFunt]

LOL whatever hahahaha. Ill tell you later.With this answer, I'm forced to believe that you actually are a dancer.

[ATRAIN]

I bet not find out you are like CIA or some crap... :lol


lol if that were the case I wouldn't be able to tell you at all now would I. I actually looked into applying for the FBI here in Austin.

[ORION]

Funt have you watch Indian Thriller with the English lyrics on youtube ?

[ORION]

lol if that were the case I wouldn't be able to tell you at all now would I. I actually looked into applying for the FBI here in Austin.
damn it , your going to scare everyone off with that kind of talk

[ATRAIN]

With this answer, I'm forced to believe that you actually are a dancer.


LOL no its not that, I just don't like publicly announcing what I do. Not that its bad or anything. I think there are like <5 that know what I do. Its funny when people assume on what I do.

[CuckingFunt]

Funt have you watch Indian Thriller with the English lyrics on youtube ?I can't remember. If there were subtitles, I ignored them. I like the mystery.

[ORION]

if I had one of those at work it would prob read 4. This company doesn't hire any pretty girls.
well when you work as a priest this is going to happen. I told you about that

[mrsmaalox]

Woohoo! I just cleaned off my desk and found my checkbook AND a $200 giftcard to Saltgrass Steakhouse!!! I wonder who gave me that?

[ATRAIN]

damn it , your going to scare everyone off with that kind of talk


LOL its not like anyone believes me anyways, so no worries. Funny thing is I am not big on lying so anything I say is usually true.

[CuckingFunt]

LOL no its not that, I just don't like publicly announcing what I do. Not that its bad or anything. I think there are like <5 that know what I do. Its funny when people assume on what I do.Hmmm...

Not only are you a dancer, but you work at a club called "Fancy Pants."

[ATRAIN]

LOL no its not that, I just don't like publicly announcing what I do. Not that its bad or anything. I think there are like <5 that know what I do. Its funny when people assume on what I do.


LOL see what I mean Orion thinks im a priest hahaha.

[ATRAIN]

Woohoo! I just cleaned off my desk and found my checkbook AND a $200 giftcard to Saltgrass Steakhouse!!! I wonder who gave me that?


I don't know who gave you that but can I be your date?

[ORION]

I can't remember. If there were subtitles, I ignored them. I like the mystery.
its not a translation they just pretend he is actually speaking english. search for it

[ATRAIN]

well when you work as a priest this is going to happen. I told you about that


If I was a Catholic priest seeing hot girls wouldn't be my concern, but mention little alter boys and there ya go.