Free Quattro Razor (11)

[ATRAIN]

vBookie Cash: $25

Dammit how am I supposed to win my vbookie bet with 25 fucking dollars!!!

[CuckingFunt]

vBookie Cash: $25

Dammit how am I supposed to win my vbookie bet with 25 fucking dollars!!!There's a flaw in the logic of this post.

[mrsmaalox]

I don't know who gave you that but can I be your date?
Yea really. I always need to have someone to share a plate with because their food is so big.

[ATRAIN]

There's a flaw in the logic of this post.


LOL yeah sounds off but I have a bet with a friend to see who can reach 5000 vbookie cash first. I really need to stop betting, i usually don't win.

[ATRAIN]

Yea really. I always need to have someone to share a plate with because their food is so big.


Saltgrass is pretty awesome.

[samikeyp]

Woohoo! I just cleaned off my desk and found my checkbook AND a $200 giftcard to Saltgrass Steakhouse!!! I wonder who gave me that?


:clap

Awesome.

Saltgrass is good eats!

[ATRAIN]

you know the best part of cold weather is being able to wear my beanie collection. Girls have shoes, I have sunglasses, sandals, hats, and beanies. I usually buy several of each throughout the year. Would one think I was crazy for buying a 40$ beanie?

[Viva Las Espuelas]

There's a flaw in the logic of this post.must you always use your slide rule?

[CuckingFunt]

Odwalla Strawberry Banana Smoothie = yumminess.

[CuckingFunt]

Would one think I was crazy for buying a 40$ beanie?
Yes.

[CuckingFunt]

must you always use your slide rule?Not always.

[Melmart1]

you know the best part of cold weather is being able to wear my beanie collection. Girls have shoes, I have sunglasses, sandals, hats, and beanies. I usually buy several of each throughout the year. Would one think I was crazy for buying a 40$ beanie?
I know a guy who bought an expensive beanie. It was made of cashmere and he was gay.

[ATRAIN]

I know a guy who bought an expensive beanie. It was made of cashmere and he was gay.


lol was it over 40? Then again this one is at the store Metro Park so you might have something there.

[CuckingFunt]

I watch this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6OvZS-UGxI) every now and then just 'cause it makes me happy.

[ATRAIN]

Plus its an Affliction beanie......Gay guys don't wear affliction.

[to21]

I know a guy who bought an expensive beanie. It was made of cashmere and he was gay.

:lmao

http://www.austinchronicle.com/binary/c3922e57/i_see_what_you_did_there.jpg

[ATRAIN]

I watch this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6OvZS-UGxI) every now and then just 'cause it makes me happy.


I can't see that right now, what is it?

[florige]

lol if that were the case I wouldn't be able to tell you at all now would I. I actually looked into applying for the FBI here in Austin.


My dream job!!!

[CuckingFunt]

I can't see that right now, what is it?It's one of the best public access musical performances I've ever seen.

When you get home, go to youtube, do a search for "candy pants," and watch the first video that comes up. It's worth it.

[ORION]

hahaha cat pictures are always funny !

[ATRAIN]

It's one of the best public access musical performances I've ever seen.

When you get home, go to youtube, do a search for "candy pants," and watch the first video that comes up. It's worth it.


lol ok

[batman2883]

Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 8 (7 members and 1 guests)
batman2883, ATRAIN, Silver21_Black20, ORION, florige, Viva Las Espuelas, samikeyp

hi how is everyone??

[batman2883]

sandra!!!

[batman2883]

Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 8 (7 members and 1 guests)
batman2883, ATRAIN, Silver21_Black20, ORION, florige, Viva Las Espuelas, samikeyp

hi how is everyone??


fag

[batman2883]

do you still work that att center?

[ORION]

Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 8 (7 members and 1 guests)
batman2883, ATRAIN, Silver21_Black20, ORION, florige, Viva Las Espuelas, samikeyp

hi how is everyone??
your a pole smoker

[ATRAIN]

My dream job!!!


really?

[ORION]

do you still work that att center?
yes I do. I run the shot clock ..............buzzzzzzzzzzzzzz .......turnover

[florige]

Wat up Bat.

[ORION]

Wat up Bat.
don't encourage him. He will gay-out all over the place

[florige]

really?


Dude. Puulease HELL YEAH!! Thats half the reason I became Po-Po to get a jump start.

[florige]

you know the best part of cold weather is being able to wear my beanie collection. Girls have shoes, I have sunglasses, sandals, hats, and beanies. I usually buy several of each throughout the year. Would one think I was crazy for buying a 40$ beanie?



It's been flurring here all day....

[ATRAIN]

don't encourage him. He will gay-out all over the place


LOL

[to21]

hahaha cat pictures are always funny !

http://www.acc.umu.se/~zqad/cats/1191862800-1729sugarbaby.b.jpg

[mrsmaalox]

SON OF A BITCH!!! My sister in law just got fired from her job. It's like, what, 3 weeks until Christmas? Some people can be so hateful!

[ORION]

http://www.acc.umu.se/~zqad/cats/1191862800-1729sugarbaby.b.jpg
:lol
thats how I feel sometimes too. I just want to take a bite out of one

[ATRAIN]

Dude. Puulease HELL YEAH!! Thats half the reason I became Po-Po to get a jump start.


Somebody smell bacon?? :)

[ATRAIN]

SON OF A BITCH!!! My sister in law just got fired from her job. It's like, what, 3 weeks until Christmas? Some people can be so hateful!


awww that sucks

[mrsmaalox]

:lol
thats how I feel sometimes too. I just want to take a bite out of one

My cat bites me there all the time! My husband thinks I trained her to do it!!

[to21]

My cat bites me there all the time! My husband thinks I trained her to do it!!

On ur boobies?

[ORION]

SON OF A BITCH!!! My sister in law just got fired from her job. It's like, what, 3 weeks until Christmas? Some people can be so hateful!
what happened

[Silver21_Black20]

Sticky? :lol

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ehaE3yGP-5k

[mrsmaalox]

On ur boobies?
yep

[CuckingFunt]

My cat would be in serious trouble if she acted with any hostility toward the boobies. Such a thing is strictly against the rules.

[Silver21_Black20]

sandra!!!

mark!!!

[midgetonadonkey]

SON OF A BITCH!!! My sister in law just got fired from her job. It's like, what, 3 weeks until Christmas? Some people can be so hateful!

Maybe she shouldn't have been a dumbshit and gotten herself fired.

[ORION]

what movie or show am I thinking of when the cat claws the guys balls

[mrsmaalox]

what happened
She's a clerk at the County Court in El Paso, and they're going thru one of those huge corruption scandals (likeSA has every couple of years) and she has been cooperating with the FBI and the Sheriff. I guess her boss doesn't like that. She's going to see an attorney--I would think she could be safe under a whistleblower rule or something.

[samikeyp]

SON OF A BITCH!!! My sister in law just got fired from her job. It's like, what, 3 weeks until Christmas? Some people can be so hateful!

That sucks...I have been there before, mine was 2 weeks before. I feel her pain.

[ATRAIN]

My cat would be in serious trouble if she acted with any hostility toward the boobies. Such a thing is strictly against the rules.
if I was a cat I would totally scratch the boobies!!

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

SON OF A BITCH!!! My sister in law just got fired from her job. It's like, what, 3 weeks until Christmas? Some people can be so hateful!

What'd she do?

[mrsmaalox]

Maybe she shouldn't have been a dumbshit and gotten herself fired.
Or maybe she should have fucked the guy like he wanted her to about a year ago!!

[CuckingFunt]

if I was a cat I would totally scratch the boobies!!Then you would be in serious trouble.

Boobies are delicate.

[mrsmaalox]

What'd she do?

Whistleblower I believe.

[ATRAIN]

She's a clerk at the County Court in El Paso, and they're going thru one of those huge corruption scandals (likeSA has every couple of years) and she has been cooperating with the FBI and the Sheriff. I guess her boss doesn't like that. She's going to see an attorney--I would think she could be safe under a whistleblower rule or something.


Sucks that Texas is a right to work state, they don't need a reason to can your ass!!

[ATRAIN]

Or maybe she should have fucked the guy like he wanted her to about a year ago!!


Well now you have a case on your hands.

[to21]

My cat would be in serious trouble if she acted with any hostility toward the boobies. Such a thing is strictly against the rules.

Because you have tigo bitties.

[ATRAIN]

Then you would be in serious trouble.

Boobies are delicate.


At bowling on monday I hugged one of my coworkers back and was trying to get her out of the way because I was next and squeezed a little too tight and hurt her boobies hahaha, it was awesome.

[florige]

if I was a cat I would totally scratch the boobies!!



I wouldn't be trying to scratch them.... :eyebrows

[ATRAIN]

I wouldn't be trying to scratch them.... :eyebrows


LOL

[CuckingFunt]

At bowling on monday I hugged one of my coworkers back and was trying to get her out of the way because I was next and squeezed a little too tight and hurt her boobies hahaha, it was awesome.That is not awesome. Uninvited pain is no laughing matter.

[florige]

That is not awesome. Uninvited pain is no laughing matter.


Uninvited :lol

[to21]

I wish I had Jessie's girl.

[to21]

Where can I find a woman like that?

[ATRAIN]

That is not awesome. Uninvited pain is no laughing matter.

Hey she hugged me first, its no ones fault but her own.

[CuckingFunt]

Where can I find a woman like that?1981.

[to21]

Hey she hugged me first, its no ones fault but her own.

:lol Yeah someone asked me the other day why I only hug the girls with the big titties.

[ATRAIN]

:lol Yeah someone asked me the other day why I only hug the girls with the big titties.


LOL

[ORION]

if I was a cat I would totally scratch the boobies!!
I would pat them like when a cat slowly pats a ball on a string........pat pat...pat pat...

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Seasons greetings......
"Squidbillies" style:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVW9F01RfU8

[to21]

Jus in time for the holidays:

http://www.jesusdressup.com/

[Melmart1]

Jus in time for the holidays:

http://www.jesusdressup.com/
Midge posted that a long time ago. I forget who it was but I think it might have been T Park who had a shitfit about it.

[Mister Sinister]

I want to heckle a mall Santa.

[samikeyp]

Jus in time for the holidays:

http://www.jesusdressup.com/

:lmao

[Jesus]

Jus in time for the holidays:

http://www.jesusdressup.com/


:lmao

[midgetonadonkey]

Seasons greetings......
"Squidbillies" style:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVW9F01RfU8

Have you listened to the DethAlbum?

[ORION]

I want to heckle a mall Santa.
then you will not get that easy bake oven that you wanted for christmas

[midgetonadonkey]

There are no fingerprints
Deep under water
Nothing to tie one to a crime
And if you seek vengeance
All you need are instruments of pain

You need your

Knives? Check.
Rope? Check.
Dagger? Check.
Chains? Check.
Locks? Check.
Laser Beams? Check.
Acid? Check.
Body Bag? Check.

[midgetonadonkey]

Or maybe she should have fucked the guy like he wanted her to about a year ago!!

Maybe she should've. Some people need to quit being so selfish and fuck their bosses to not get fired.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I think it was the non-Christmas version that was posted before. For some reason, I remember a football jersey being one of the choices.

[to21]

Midge posted that a long time ago. I forget who it was but I think it might have been T Park who had a shitfit about it.

Nope that was me, and it was for Halloween......get it straight girly.

[Mister Sinister]

then you will not get that easy bake oven that you wanted for christmas
Totally worth it. Hell, I want to tell kids in line that Santa's not real. Does that make me a bad person?

[samikeyp]

Maybe she should've. Some people need to quit being so selfish and fuck their bosses to not get fired.

All I am saying is....that is not a guarantee.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Have you listened to the DethAlbum?

Got the deluxe version the day it was released.
It sold out in a day.
It's only been just within the last couple of weeks that it was re-released.
Those were going for $150 on eBay about 2 months ago.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

http://rofl.wheresthebeef.co.uk/whore.jpg

[ORION]

Totally worth it. Hell, I want to tell kids in line that Santa's not real. Does that make me a bad person?
yes , very bad. just remember when you were a kid and you thought of all the things Santa was going to bring you in the morning. plus why do you want to do that to the parents. Then the kids will bug their parents all year for this and that.

[samikeyp]

Totally worth it. Hell, I want to tell kids in line that Santa's not real. Does that make me a bad person?


Absolutely.

Don't hurt those kids just because you are jaded.

[midgetonadonkey]

Got the deluxe version the day it was released.
It sold out in a day.
It's only been just within the last couple of weeks that it was re-released.
Those were going for $150 on eBay about 2 months ago.

I downloaded it a couple of weeks ago. It's extremely brutal.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Midge posted that a long time ago. I forget who it was but I think it might have been T Park who had a shitfit about it.i remember i said it wasn't cool, not the said "shitfit".

[Mister Sinister]

Absolutely.

Don't hurt those kids just because you are jaded.
St. Nicholas's feast day is earlier in the month. Also, the whole Christmas season, a season culminating in the birth of Christ, is now nothing more than an exercise in excess and materialism, two things Christ was against.

[to21]

i remember i said it wasn't cool, not the said "shitfit".

Yeah I remember that......do u still have a problem with it?

[Mister Sinister]

Fuck yeah, 90's X-Men cartoon!

[mrsmaalox]

All I am saying is....that is not a guarantee.

It worked for me! But then I was able to trick him into making it legal. And now he couldn't afford to divorce me even if he wanted to!$!$!

[to21]

hahaha cat pictures are always funny !

http://www.acc.umu.se/~zqad/cats/1162662310-1162651368821.b.jpg

[samikeyp]

St. Nicholas's feast day is earlier in the month. Also, the whole Christmas season, a season culminating in the birth of Christ, is now nothing more than an exercise in excess and materialism, two things Christ was against.

All fair points but little kids don't know all that. To them Christmas is still sweet and innocent. You have the right to feel as you do and to some extent I agree but you don't have the right to intentionally ruin it for others.

[ORION]

St. Nicholas's feast day is earlier in the month. Also, the whole Christmas season, a season culminating in the birth of Christ, is now nothing more than an exercise in excess and materialism, two things Christ was against.
only for those who see christmas that way.

[samikeyp]

It worked for me! But then I was able to trick him into making it legal. And now he couldn't afford to divorce me even if he wanted to!$!$!

Awesome!

[Melmart1]

All fair points but little kids don't know all that. To them Christmas is still sweet and innocent. You have the right to feel as you do and to some extent I agree but you don't have the right to intentionally ruin it for others.
No shit, Shagia. Quit being a fucking jackass. Funny, i thought gay men liked sticks up their asses.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Man, Bill Callahan must have really been pissed about getting fired.

[ORION]

http://www.acc.umu.se/~zqad/cats/1162662310-1162651368821.b.jpg
F-ing awesome !
that is one lucky cat :downspin:

[Mister Sinister]

All fair points but little kids don't know all that. To them Christmas is still sweet and innocent. You have the right to feel as you do and to some extent I agree but you don't have the right to intentionally ruin it for others.
Yeah, I know. The non-seriousness of the original comment was lost in the internets. I wouldn't actually do that because one, it's an act of dickishness not even I would commit, and two, it would, in my book, count as jamming my belief's down another's throat, which I try not to do.

[Melmart1]

Yeah, I know. The non-seriousness of the original comment was lost in the internets. I wouldn't actually do that because one, it's an act of dickishness not even I would commit, and two, it would, in my book, count as jamming my belief's down another's throat, which I try not to do.
No, you would just rather jam your cock down someon'e throat, you fucking fruit.

[ORION]

http://www.acc.umu.se/~zqad/cats/1162662310-1162651368821.b.jpg
If that cat still had his 9 lives I bet after laying on those boobs he went up to 11 lives

[midgetonadonkey]

Who's tits are those?

[samikeyp]

F-ing awesome !
that is one lucky cat

There's a cat there? :)

[samikeyp]

No, you would just rather jam your cock down someon'e throat, you fucking fruit.

I thought Shagia was the jamee as opposed to the jammer.

[samikeyp]

No, you would just rather jam your cock down some other guy's throat, you fucking fruit.

Fixed.

Let's specify please. :)

[ORION]

There's a cat there? :)
:lol
at first I thought, man she has big boobs but they are kind of hairy then I saw the cat ears

[ORION]

Who's tits are those?
I don't know. the cat caught them

[ORION]

that puts new meaning to " look what the cat dragged in"

[Mister Sinister]

that puts new meaning to " look what the cat dragged in"
I see what you did there.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

No, you would just rather jam your cock down someon'e throat, you fucking fruit.

Doesn't every man, really? :lol

[ORION]

well I fucked a sheep
and I fucked a goat
I rammed my cock right down his throat

[CuckingFunt]

Midge posted that a long time ago. I forget who it was but I think it might have been T Park who had a shitfit about it.I bought a bunch of the magnet sets for this year's stocking stuffers.

[ORION]

I bought a bunch of the magnet sets for this year's stocking stuffers.
I think coal might have been more useful

[ORION]

I remember when I was a kid I saw a present under the tree to me from my brother. I was so excited and I opened it up and it was filled with rocks ...........he had a good laugh that christmas day

[CuckingFunt]

http://www.acc.umu.se/%7Ezqad/cats/1162662310-1162651368821.b.jpgThat cat looks EXACTLY like Melon, the cat I had to have put to sleep last March.

So much so that if it weren't for the fact that I never wear a watch on my left wrist, I'd be a little creeped out right now.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I need a cheap luggage set with a garment bag.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

That cat looks EXACTLY like Melon, the cat I had to have put to sleep last March.

So much so that if it weren't for the fact that I never wear a watch on my left wrist, I'd be a little creeped out right now.

I'm sorry CF. In my haste to crop you out of the photo, I accidentally reversed it, too.

[ORION]

That cat looks EXACTLY like Melon, the cat I had to have put to sleep last March.

So much so that if it weren't for the fact that I never wear a watch on my left wrist, I'd be a little creeped out right now.
:lol --Melon.

[to21]

That cat looks EXACTLY like Melon, the cat I had to have put to sleep last March.

So much so that if it weren't for the fact that I never wear a watch on my left wrist, I'd be a little creeped out right now.

Yeah sorry I took it when u were sleeping.

EDIT: Dammit...to late.

[katyon6th]

I'm pissed! The screen on my cell phone went out. This is the 2nd phone I've been through in the last 5 months and AT&T will not give me a new one. Fuckers.

Does anyone have an AT&T/Cingular cell phone they're no longer using that they want to give me?

[ORION]

I'm sorry CF. In my haste to crop you out of the photo, I accidentally reversed it, too.
:lol - Touché

[CuckingFunt]

:lol --Melon.:lol

[ORION]

I'm pissed! The screen on my cell phone went out. This is the 2nd phone I've been through in the last 5 months and AT&T will not give me a new one. Fuckers.

Does anyone have an AT&T/Cingular cell phone they're no longer using that they want to give me?
send me some good looking temps

[katyon6th]

send me some good looking temps

Show me a phone.

And get me a contract with your company.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Yeah I remember that......do u still have a problem with it?does it really matter if i do or not?

[Extra Stout]

Man, Bill Callahan must have really been pissed about getting fired.
I give that a 4 out of 10. I don't feel that that was worth entering this thread to find.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I give that a 4 out of 10. I don't feel that that was worth entering this thread to find.

Yeah, but the standards you have set are pretty lofty.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

But even then, you found it quickly.

[mrsmaalox]

I'm pissed! The screen on my cell phone went out. This is the 2nd phone I've been through in the last 5 months and AT&T will not give me a new one. Fuckers.

Does anyone have an AT&T/Cingular cell phone they're no longer using that they want to give me?
Don't you just hate those mother-uckers? I have freaking pile of their phones to give you--but none of them work!! My daughter's phone just had the screen on hers go out too. We took it to CellTeks & got it fixed but it cost $50.

[ORION]

Show me a phone.

And get me a contract with your company.
I said send them to me not my company

[katyon6th]

Don't you just hate those mother-uckers? I have freaking pile of their phones to give you--but none of them work!! My daughter's phone just had the screen on hers go out too. We took it to CellTeks & got it fixed but it cost $50.

I do hate them. They won't replace the phone of a customer who's been with them for the last 5 years, yet they'll give a free phone to a new customer. Assholes.

[Melmart1]

Which phones keep on breaking? I am likely going to switch to att at the end of the month and I would like to know which phones to avoid.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I do hate them. They won't replace the phone of a customer who's been with them for the last 5 years, yet they'll give a free phone to a new customer. Assholes.

Your solution. (http://youtube.com/watch?v=jHzh58liAZk)

[to21]

does it really matter if i do or not?

No, I'm sorry I asked.

I don't give a shit.

[mrsmaalox]

Just look at this place...you guys should all be ashamed of yourselves. Peewee hasn't even been gone 24hrs and the place falls apart. He's gonna think he has the right to claim that he IS the Quattro................

[jman3000]

this part of downtown smells like bbq and pan dulce. there has to be a bakery or something nearby. shit.

[jman3000]

Just look at this place...you guys should all be ashamed of yourselves. Peewee hasn't even been gone 24hrs and the place falls apart. He's gonna think he has the right to claim that he IS the Quattro................
ummmmm.. he's been on this board for like... 3 months? wtf?

[Cant_Be_Faded]

I'm gonna see My Life With the Thrill Kill Kult tomorrow!!!!!?!231221

I may smoke two, maybe three puffs of crack to get myself ready for the show

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Just look at this place...you guys should all be ashamed of yourselves. Peewee hasn't even been gone 24hrs and the place falls apart. He's gonna think he has the right to claim that he IS the Quattro................

I understand the withdrawal of his cock in your ear canals is clouding your judgment, but there's nothing different today than any other day.

There's been crass jokes, pictures of breasts, cock jokes, mild flirtations, threats of violence and overall general chaos.

Nothing's changed except there's a lot less smell of Aqua Velva and desperation since Peewee left.

[Melmart1]

I understand the withdrawal of his cock in your ear canals is clouding your judgment, but there's nothing different today than any other day.

There's been crass jokes, pictures of breasts, cock jokes, mild flirtations, threats of violence and overall general chaos.

Nothing's changed except there's a lot less smell of Aqua Velva and desperation since Peewee left.
:lol

No shit, I have no idea what mrsmylanta is talking about. The only difference between now and when peewee is here is that you don't have to sift through five pages of territorial pissings and produce ass-shoving requests to get to the better stuff that you mentioned.

[Melmart1]

Oh, and I always imagined peewee as more of an Old Spice guy instead of aqua velva.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Oh, and I always imagined peewee as more of an Old Spice guy instead of aqua velva.

It used to be Hai Karate, but there was a bulk sale of AV back when Kroger closed their stores and Peewee finally got the chance to break the collector's case.

[ATRAIN]

Oh, and I always imagined peewee as more of an Old Spice guy instead of aqua velva.


I was thinking more of Brute!! Its the essence of men right?

[Melmart1]

I was thinking more of Brute!! Its the essence of men right?
i've never smelled brute, actually. but i have smelled old spice and that shit stinks. my first-ever boyfriend wore the deoderant and it disliked it so much he had to switch :lol

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Ah, fuck. Brain freeze from Starbucks drink.

[O-Factor]

i've never smelled brute, actually. but i have smelled old spice and that shit stinks. my first-ever boyfriend wore the deoderant and it disliked it so much he had to switch :lol

What did your first ever girlfriend wear, cK One?

[Melmart1]

What did your first ever girlfriend wear, cK One?
pussy juice. something you would know nothing about.

[jman3000]

Ah, fuck. Brain freeze from Starbucks drink.
i get the most and worst brain freezes of all time. my vision literally blacks out and i can't think for a good 30 seconds. i have no idea why they get so bad.


brain tumor maybe.

[CuckingFunt]

What did your first ever girlfriend wear, cK One?Perfume smack?

[jman3000]

:lmao

a security guard just went on a rant about how much the mavs suck.

i couldnt stop laughing.

[midgetonadonkey]

I just returned from the hospital and Peewee is now a female. They performed the wrong surgery on him.

[O-Factor]

pussy juice. something you would know nothing about.

You're mother would disagree with your assessment of my knowledge....Oh by the way, tell her I said "Hi"

[CuckingFunt]

I just returned from the hospital and Peewee is now a female. They performed the wrong surgery on him.Did they give him a nice rack at least?

[midgetonadonkey]

Yes they did. They felt very natural.

[mrsmaalox]

I understand the withdrawal of his cock in your ear canals is clouding your judgment, but there's nothing different today than any other day.

There's been crass jokes, pictures of breasts, cock jokes, mild flirtations, threats of violence and overall general chaos.

Nothing's changed except there's a lot less smell of Aqua Velva and desperation since Peewee left.
That would be the withdrawal of his cock FROM my ear canal, not IN my ear canal.

I guess I missed the mild flirtations and threats of violence. My bad.

And that smell was Aqua Velva? Hmmm....

[samikeyp]

Oh, and I always imagined peewee as more of an Old Spice guy instead of aqua velva.


I was thinking more of Brute!! Its the essence of men right?


http://www.sacks.com.br/filesupload/%7BD91139C3-FB1E-45BB-8035-0FF7CE1F9F1C%7D_brut_cologne1.jpg

[Melmart1]

Yes they did. They felt very natural.
I thought tubby already had titties. Those were natural too.

And I don't know what is more disturbing ... peewee getting implants or midge feeling him up.

[CuckingFunt]

I guess I missed the mild flirtations
I didn't.

[Melmart1]

You're mother would disagree with your assessment of my knowledge....Oh by the way, tell her I said "Hi"
From perfume smack to mama jokes. Really, just stop embarassing yourself now.

[CuckingFunt]

Two of my finals are at 8:00 AM.

Just plain evil.

[Melmart1]

Two of my finals are at 8:00 AM.

Just plain evil.
This episode of Project Runway rawks so far!!!!!! Backstabbing before we even get to the runway!

[CuckingFunt]

This episode of Project Runway rawks so far!!!!!! Backstabbing before we even get to the runway!Damn you, vile temptress.

All this teasing will earn you a spankin'.

[Melmart1]

Damn you, vile temptress.

All this teasing will earn you a spankin'.
I think there is going to be a throwdown on one of the teams.

[CuckingFunt]

I think there is going to be a throwdown on one of the teams.Hush!

[jman3000]

Two of my finals are at 8:00 AM.

Just plain evil.
one of my finals was take home and i had nearly 2 weeks to do it... but i fucked that up and here i am working on it. bitches.

[O-Factor]

From perfume smack to mama jokes. Really, just stop embarassing yourself now.

I've always laughed at the condesending holier than thou smack myself....the whole "your embarassing yourself" is classic.

[Silver21_Black20]

I thought tubby already had titties. Those were natural too.

And I don't know what is more disturbing ... peewee getting implants or midge feeling him up.

I looked the other way as midge felt up peewee. He looked good, though he did need a bit more lipo of the tummy.

[Melmart1]

I looked the other way as midge felt up peewee. He looked good, though he did need a bit more lipo of the tummy.
Looked the other way? Why didn't you fight for your man!

[Melmart1]

I've always laughed at the condesending holier than thou smack myself....the whole "your embarassing yourself" is classic.
I always laugh when you come in here for no reason other than to harass me when I have repeatedly turned you down on your offer of a date.

[jman3000]

lipo

:lol

[CuckingFunt]

I always laugh when things are funny.

[ashbeeigh]

fuck! is there going to be an encore of Project Runway? I was watching basketball.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

You turned down O-Factor for dates, Mel?

[O-Factor]

I always laugh when you come in here for no reason other than to harass me when I have repeatedly turned you down on your offer of a date.

:lmao
I had forgotten about that dellusional, yet hysterically funny retort you like to throw out. Hey a piece of advice.... Stay off drugs. They kill brain cells and make you not understand the concept of sarcasm.

[Melmart1]

You turned down O-Factor for dates, Mel?
Yeah, but he is obsessed. He can't help himself. I feel sorry for him. But if I dated everyone who I felt pity for I would be dating peewee. :nope

[Melmart1]

Aw, HELLLLL NO!!!!!! They just eliminated my favorite one from Project Runway :pctoss

[CuckingFunt]

Aw, HELLLLL NO!!!!!! They just eliminated my favorite one from Project Runway :pctosshttp://img205.imageshack.us/img205/6991/dita03tw9.jpg

Careful, missy.

[Melmart1]

http://img205.imageshack.us/img205/6991/dita03tw9.jpg

Careful, missy.
Dita Von Teese would get done. Multiple times. She wouldn't get out of bed for days.

[CuckingFunt]

Dita Von Teese would get done. Multiple times. She wouldn't get out of bed for days.Agreed.

Not even Marilyn Manson could ruin her.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

No, I'm sorry I asked.

I don't give a shit.likewise

[Viva Las Espuelas]

i see it's another BreastFest in here.

[mrsmaalox]

I didn't.

Whoa,that was a good one!!!!:lol

[LaMarcus Bryant]

So, I know I've been hardcore absent from quattro for a while now, but now also Melmart and Ashbeeigh are PeeWee's internet bitches now too or what?

I'm confused.

[LaMarcus Bryant]

Dita Von Teese would get done. Multiple times. She wouldn't get out of bed for days.

The things I would have done with her hair, eyes, nose, mouth, neck, chest, arms, midrift, hips, thighs,

yeah
she was pretty hot

[ashbeeigh]

Melmart and Ashbeeigh are PeeWee's internet bitches now too or what?

I'm confused.


I'm nobody's bitch.

[Melmart1]

So, I know I've been hardcore absent from quattro for a while now, but now also Melmart and Ashbeeigh are PeeWee's internet bitches now too or what?

I'm confused.
peewee will lust after anything with a snatch. that doesn't make me his bitch.

[LaMarcus Bryant]

Well i Know CF bows down to the shlong of PW in every possible way now, but I was just wondering if that new quattro rule applied to ya'll as well. I'm glad it doesn't.

So what's shakin???? Melly are you going to the Clippers game Saturday before christmas????

[Melmart1]

Well i Know CF bows down to the shlong of PW in every possible way now, but I was just wondering if that new quattro rule applied to ya'll as well. I'm glad it doesn't.

So what's shakin???? Melly are you going to the Clippers game Saturday before christmas????
I hadn't planned on it, no. I am sure I will be a broke messican for the rest of the month after Christmas.

[Melmart1]

I think I am supposed to take my nephew to a hockey game sometime soon, though. He doesn't want to go to a Spurs game. Sacrilege! But, LaMarcus will be happy to know that he has turned into a UT fan.

[LaMarcus Bryant]

Lame. I was hoping to have a beer or two with my chonga homegirl Melly
Dude we'll never hook up for a beer if we don't before the clippers game

[ShoogarBear]

Just kidding.

I talked to his representatives and he came out of surgery just fine.His representatives? His fucking representatives?

[ShoogarBear]

His representatives? You mean there are people who hang around with him? By choice?He must mean La Migra.

[ShoogarBear]

Yeah I'm a social smoker too.

Cigarettes that is.I should pull a midge and post a picture of cancerous lungs.

[Melmart1]

He must mean La Migra.
This reminds me of the fact that he lives in Alamo Heights. How the hell did someone from Brownsville get to be an 09er? I figured one of his neighbors would have called La Migra by now.

[ShoogarBear]

Ah, fuck. Brain freeze from Starbucks drink.Aren't you supposed to be in Minnesota?

[jman3000]

"Let her in. She has some nice titties"

:lol

[jman3000]

i loved those guys.

[CuckingFunt]

Well i Know CF bows down to the shlong of PW in every possible way now
'Scuse me?

CF bows to no one.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Aren't you supposed to be in Minnesota?

It got moved back to next week. I leave on Sunday.

[CuckingFunt]

I'm going to New York in January. YAY!!

[CuckingFunt]

The things I would have done with her hair, eyes, nose, mouth, neck, chest, arms, midrift, hips, thighs,

yeah
she was pretty hotWas pretty hot? I believe Dita Von Teese still is pretty hot.

[ShoogarBear]

I'm going to New York in January. YAY!!How old are you?

[CuckingFunt]

How old are you?I'm 29.

Is there a certain age where it becomes uncool to be happy about travel?

[ShoogarBear]

I'm 29
http://cafewhither.bluenest.net/image/Dog.gif

[CuckingFunt]

http://cafewhither.bluenest.net/image/Dog.gifI don't think there was any part of Pavlov's tests in which he asked the dogs a direct question.

[ShoogarBear]

You obviously haven't taken the class yet on Pavlov's second set of experiments.

Anyway, it seemed like that was the question to ask today and I didn't want to be left out.

[LaMarcus Bryant]

http://img205.imageshack.us/img205/6991/dita03tw9.jpg

Careful, missy.


I take part of my comments back. I checked out some more pictures of her and her cheek structure is purely makeup. She actually has a moderately fat face.

[RashoFan]

CF bows to no one.
With the abundance of your bosom, you would fall right over. :)
Besides, all should bow down to the Funt, Mel and the rest of the ladies here.

[jman3000]

CF does indeed have a huge rack.

[jman3000]

I can respect that.

[jman3000]

I have no money in my wallet and my debit card is at a friends house... somebody buy me something to eat damn it!

[ShoogarBear]

my debit card is at a friends house...Crack hoes take debit cards?

[RashoFan]

I have no money in my wallet and my debit card is at a friends house... somebody buy me something to eat damn it!
If I feed you...you will have to become my personnal slave...do we have a deal?

[jman3000]

Crack hoes take debit cards?
it's almost 2008. they now have speed pass. i dont even have to swipe.

[CuckingFunt]

I take part of my comments back. I checked out some more pictures of her and her cheek structure is purely makeup. She actually has a moderately fat face.I don't think she has a fat face. It's more interesting than classically pretty, but not fat.

[jman3000]

If I feed you...you will have to become my personnal slave...do we have a deal?

i've done worse for less.

deal.

[RashoFan]

mmmm, flatbread sammies...

[RashoFan]

i dont even have to wipe.
ewww.... :vomit:

[jman3000]

bitch

[RashoFan]

bitch
No soup for you!

[jman3000]

bitch!

:pctoss

[jman3000]

bitch may be too harsh a word. perhaps i need to tone down the vernacular.

[jman3000]

cunt?

[CuckingFunt]

I love cunt.

It's a good word.

[ShoogarBear]

it's almost 2008. they now have speed pass. i dont even have to swipe.Damn, I literally LOL'd.

[ShoogarBear]

mmmm, flatbread sammies...Are you trying to tell us something about jman?

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I still like twunt.

[ShoogarBear]

Aren't you supposed to be in Minnesota?

[jman3000]

there are pictures in existence where rasho and myself are pretending to have sex.

i never recall these things occuring.

[jman3000]

I love cunt.

It's a good word.
i love cunt too... but not because it's a great word.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Aren't you supposed to be in Minnesota?

Apparently, because the eyes do go in old age...

*Ahem*


It got moved back to next week. I leave on Sunday.

[ShoogarBear]

http://cafewhither.bluenest.net/image/Dog.gif

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

http://plancksconstant.org/blog1/image2/a_black_man.jpg

[ShoogarBear]

:lol WTF?

[ShoogarBear]

http://www.nevblog.com/images/china-samurai-nev.jpg

[CuckingFunt]

That's just unsettling.

[ShoogarBear]

That's just unsettling.Even moreso in person.

[RashoFan]

there are pictures in existence where rasho and myself are pretending to have sex.

i never recall these things occuring.
You will have to clarify that...you and Rasho Nesterovich or I...the RashoFan

[jman3000]

You will have to clarify that...you and Rasho Nesterovich or I...the RashoFan

both.

[CuckingFunt]

I hope Mel doesn't forget to watch the Top Chef Holiday Special.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

:lol WTF?

Let me tell you, there's some crazy shit when you do a Google Image Search for "old black man."

[jman3000]

whenever i watch those cooking shows i get hungry. i really hate it when they show the texture of the finished product all close and you can practically taste it.

fuckers.

shit... im way too hungry right now to be thinking of food. i thought RF was gonna buy me some damned food?

[CuckingFunt]

Aw, HELLLLL NO!!!!!! They just eliminated my favorite one from Project Runway :pctossFucking bastards!

[RashoFan]

both.
So you go both ways...hmmmmm

[RashoFan]

shit... im way too hungry right now to be thinking of food. i thought RF was gonna buy me some damned food?
Well shit....are you driving your ass over here to pick up the $8.00 I was going to give you to go eat???

[jman3000]

:lol fuck... it was just a joke.

i dont want to give anybody any ideas and them give me shit.

[jman3000]

Well shit....are you driving your ass over here to pick up the $8.00 I was going to give you to go eat???

me? driving? if i was gonna drive somewheres i would just drive and get my debit card.

i would be willing to get pickep up and treated to some steak and lobster... or something along those lines.

[jman3000]

ive been drinking water non stop trying to quell my hunger and all it has accomplished is me getting up to go pee every 10 minutes or so.