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Silver21_Black20
12-12-2007, 11:42 PM
i meant that in the meanest way possible.

you shouldnt be laughing.

I know. I can picture you saying it with your dry face and sqeaky voice. LOL

jman3000
12-12-2007, 11:42 PM
I know. I can picture you saying it with your dry face and sqeaky voice. LOL

:depressed

jman3000
12-12-2007, 11:43 PM
when my face gets dry my cheeks get red and people ask why im blushing. i shouldnt have to deal with this.

ShoogarBear
12-12-2007, 11:44 PM
WTF, are we back to jman putting SilBlack's pigtails in the inkwell? Have things regressed this far?

ShoogarBear
12-12-2007, 11:45 PM
timvp, when we gonna get our holiday drunk on?

jman3000
12-12-2007, 11:46 PM
WTF, are we back to jman putting SilBlack's pigtails in the inkwell? Have this regressed this far?
looks like someones already gotten their "drunk on"...

ShoogarBear
12-12-2007, 11:48 PM
loooks likke someunes alreedy gutten their "drunk on"...Look who's talking.

jman3000
12-12-2007, 11:48 PM
i feel dirty. as somebody who types as shitty as myself, i have no room to talk.

ShoogarBear
12-12-2007, 11:48 PM
Ha-ha. Quoted you before the fix.

jman3000
12-12-2007, 11:49 PM
*shakes fist*

ShoogarBear
12-12-2007, 11:50 PM
Crap, I am making a lot of typos.

jman3000
12-12-2007, 11:51 PM
when did they add 2blonde to the banner? wtf?

Mister Sinister
12-12-2007, 11:51 PM
Fuck, I want a monocle.

jman3000
12-12-2007, 11:53 PM
if i was on there, i'd like to be on the right of obiwan... ill admit i have a crush on her.

CuckingFunt
12-13-2007, 12:08 AM
1) Be kind of weird for my pubes to be shoulder length
Not in 1975.

Mister Sinister
12-13-2007, 12:09 AM
Not in 1975.
I was born in '88.

CuckingFunt
12-13-2007, 12:10 AM
I did a "semester's almost over" happy dance a few minutes ago. I think I may have pulled something.

jman3000
12-13-2007, 12:13 AM
I did a "semester's almost over" happy dance a few minutes ago. I think I may have pulled something.

i was going to do something like that when my semester was over at the start of this week... but i was so exhausted from the lack of sleep i decided to pass out instead.

CuckingFunt
12-13-2007, 12:16 AM
i was going to do something like that when my semester was over at the start of this week... but i was so exhausted from the lack of sleep i decided to pass out instead.
The only test I was worried about enough to try "cramming" was this morning's statistics final. I studied so much last night that I finished the test in about 15 minutes. :lol

I've actually managed to make it through finals time with a pretty regular sleep schedule.

Silver21_Black20
12-13-2007, 12:16 AM
I'm laying on the couch and I got a wicked cramp on my calf.

jman3000
12-13-2007, 12:18 AM
I'm laying on the couch and I got a wicked cramp on my calf.
maybe your version of "being active" shouldnt be sitting on a couch.

:elephant

CuckingFunt
12-13-2007, 12:19 AM
I'm laying on the couch and I got a wicked cramp on my calf.
I fucking hate when that happens.

When I was still dancing a lot, I'd wake up in the middle of the night with a killer charlie horse if I didn't stretch enough. Hurt like a motherfucker.

jman3000
12-13-2007, 12:22 AM
do chicks get cramps all over when they start their period? or do they just cramp up in the stomache?

Mister Sinister
12-13-2007, 12:23 AM
I've woken up with muscle spasms in both my legs before. Not fun.

Silver21_Black20
12-13-2007, 12:24 AM
I fucking hate when that happens.

When I was still dancing a lot, I'd wake up in the middle of the night with a killer charlie horse if I didn't stretch enough. Hurt like a motherfucker.

It hurt so bad I wanted to saw my leg off.

Silver21_Black20
12-13-2007, 12:25 AM
do chicks get cramps all over when they start their period? or do they just cramp up in the stomache?

I don't get cramps during that time of the month.

CuckingFunt
12-13-2007, 12:26 AM
do chicks get cramps all over when they start their period? or do they just cramp up in the stomache?
Based on an informal poll of myself and every woman I've known... stomach/pelvis and lower back, mostly.

jman3000
12-13-2007, 12:28 AM
lower back? wtf? that must be one hell of a cramp. i'd imagine getting one there would make you drop to your knees. i can barely walk when my calf gets a cramp... much less my leg falls asleep.

DisgruntledLionFan#54,927
12-13-2007, 12:29 AM
Dear God, man. Has anyone seen the Pain Olympics? Some of the most sick, sadistic shit I've ever seen.

I feel dirty and need a priest.

Mister Sinister
12-13-2007, 12:29 AM
Dear God, man. Has anyone seen the Pain Olympics? Some of the most sick, sadistic shit I've ever seen.

I feel dirty and need a priest.
Not totally sure if want....

CuckingFunt
12-13-2007, 12:33 AM
lower back? wtf? that must be one hell of a cramp. i'd imagine getting one there would make you drop to your knees. i can barely walk when my calf gets a cramp... much less my leg falls asleep.
I very, very, VERY rarely have cramps, but on the few occasions I do, I can't really function to do much other than crawl in bed and try to sleep. Same with headaches, actually, but that's completely unrelated.

As for lower back pain... between dancing, a couple of bad car accidents, and the girls, I've been dealing with back pain since I was a teenager. I'm used to it.








Uh... this concludes Funt's TMI Theater.

CuckingFunt
12-13-2007, 12:34 AM
Dear God, man. Has anyone seen the Pain Olympics? Some of the most sick, sadistic shit I've ever seen.

I feel dirty and need a priest.
Haven't even heard of it.

DisgruntledLionFan#54,927
12-13-2007, 12:38 AM
That's a good thing. I hope it isn't real. In fact, it can't be real. This shit takes self-mutilation to a whole new level.

RashoFan
12-13-2007, 12:38 AM
when did they add 2blonde to the banner? wtf?
Oh Snap...I didn't notice until you said that and I scrolled up to see where.
Fine addition to the banner IMO

Mister Sinister
12-13-2007, 12:39 AM
That's a good thing. I hope it isn't real. In fact, it can't be real. This shit takes self-mutilation to a whole new level.
Ok, screw that. Do not want.

jman3000
12-13-2007, 12:40 AM
it took me a couple reads to realize cucking was talking about her tits and not her 2 children. :lol

oops.

RashoFan
12-13-2007, 12:41 AM
I fucking hate when that happens.

When I was still dancing a lot, I'd wake up in the middle of the night with a killer charlie horse if I didn't stretch enough. Hurt like a motherfucker.
The kind of charlie horse that you wake up about 3 seconds before it hits...I hate that shit....They do hurt. :madrun

RashoFan
12-13-2007, 12:42 AM
Based on an informal poll of myself and every woman I've known... stomach/pelvis and lower back, mostly.
ocassional one or both of my knees ache during that time...

CuckingFunt
12-13-2007, 12:43 AM
it took me a couple reads to realize cucking was talking about her tits and not her 2 children. :lol

oops.
:nope

No kids.

Ever.

RashoFan
12-13-2007, 12:44 AM
ocassional one or both of my knees ache during that time...
Why did I feel the need to share that bit of info??? :oops

midgetonadonkey
12-13-2007, 12:45 AM
Pain olympics?

Where can one watch such events?

jman3000
12-13-2007, 12:45 AM
so are y'all heavy bleeders or what?

jman3000
12-13-2007, 12:45 AM
dont answer that.... please.

CuckingFunt
12-13-2007, 12:46 AM
dont answer that.... please.
Don't worry. I didn't plan to.

midgetonadonkey
12-13-2007, 12:47 AM
Nevermind. I doubt it's real.

jman3000
12-13-2007, 12:47 AM
i once saw a clip of some dude getting his balls crushed by a hammer in some sort of weird fetish thing. you could tell about a nanosecond after it happened that he thought it was the worst decision he ever made.

DisgruntledLionFan#54,927
12-13-2007, 12:47 AM
Pain olympics?

Where can one watch such events?

http://www.uselessjunk.com/article_full.php?id=12689

midgetonadonkey
12-13-2007, 12:47 AM
A friend of mine loves fucking chicks on their period.

midgetonadonkey
12-13-2007, 12:48 AM
It gets him off.

CuckingFunt
12-13-2007, 12:48 AM
There are many men who get pleasure out of sticking various items and medical instruments into their dicks. I knew a guy in San Francisco who did it as performance art.

jman3000
12-13-2007, 12:48 AM
http://www.uselessjunk.com/article_full.php?id=12689

:lmao

that's a lot of porn.

DisgruntledLionFan#54,927
12-13-2007, 12:50 AM
:lmao

that's a lot of porn.


I don't frequent that site, but the guy having the fish blow him is epic.

Instant classic.

CuckingFunt
12-13-2007, 12:51 AM
:lmao

that's a lot of porn.
Indeed.

The naked chick doing a back bend and shooting pool is impressive.

Mister Sinister
12-13-2007, 12:51 AM
i once saw a clip of some dude getting his balls crushed by a hammer in some sort of weird fetish thing. you could tell about a nanosecond after it happened that he thought it was the worst decision he ever made.
Yeeesh. I can understand the bb fetish, but that's a bit much.

jman3000
12-13-2007, 12:51 AM
There are many men who get pleasure out of sticking various items and medical instruments into their dicks. I knew a guy in San Francisco who did it as performance art.

o fuck.. bad memories... a friend of mine made a compilation dvd of weird shit ... it had hammer ball guy .. and had another dude using a small dildo to gouge out his urethra. i was told that's what he was doing because once i saw the extreme close up of the penis i closed my eyes. anytime there is a close up of a penis in a "weird shit" video... it's bad news.

midgetonadonkey
12-13-2007, 12:51 AM
I don't believe any of that shit is real.

CuckingFunt
12-13-2007, 12:51 AM
Oh, she's not naked. Never mind.

jman3000
12-13-2007, 12:53 AM
:lmao :lmao @ the guy face fucking the fish.

DisgruntledLionFan#54,927
12-13-2007, 12:54 AM
I don't believe any of that shit is real.


I agree.

I still didn't want to watch it. Fuckhead friend emailed me the link titled, "Porn Bloopers".

CuckingFunt
12-13-2007, 12:55 AM
:lmao :lmao @ the guy face fucking the fish.
:lmao

I just fucking watched that.

There are two chicks behing him that appear to be mastubating with eels or snakes or something, too.

CuckingFunt
12-13-2007, 12:57 AM
I don't believe any of that shit is real.
I saw the performance art guy do it in person and he wasn't faking it.

jman3000
12-13-2007, 01:00 AM
if i could face fuck any fish... i think it would be a catfish.

jman3000
12-13-2007, 01:02 AM
maybe a lamprey.

http://www.utsc.utoronto.ca/~youson/images/lamprey.jpg

mrsmaalox
12-13-2007, 01:03 AM
if i could face fuck any fish... i think it would be a catfish.

What about a plecostomus? The ones my kids call the "sucker fish"!

mrsmaalox
12-13-2007, 01:05 AM
I almost barfed when I saw that lamprey thing; I just hope it doesn't keep randomly popping up like that gross pierced nipple pic.

Mister Sinister
12-13-2007, 01:07 AM
Dearly beloved...we are gathered here today to get through this thing called life.
Electric word, life; it means forever and that's a mighty long time, but I'm here to tell you...there's something else: The afterworld. A world of neverending happiness. You can always see the sun...day...or night.

CuckingFunt
12-13-2007, 01:12 AM
That lamprey looks kind of like a Fleshlight with teeth.

Mister Sinister
12-13-2007, 01:13 AM
I almost barfed when I saw that lamprey thing; I just hope it doesn't keep randomly popping up like that gross pierced nipple pic.
I think it's cute. Like a little baby version of something out of the Cthulhu mythos.

mrsmaalox
12-13-2007, 01:15 AM
That lamprey looks kind of like a Fleshlight with teeth.

That's a pretty hilarious observation! :lol

ShoogarBear
12-13-2007, 01:17 AM
San FranciscoWell, there you go.

jman3000
12-13-2007, 01:18 AM
That lamprey looks kind of like a Fleshlight with teeth.
hence why i wouldnt mind face fucking it.

jman3000
12-13-2007, 01:19 AM
but yeah... the teeth might be a problem.

CuckingFunt
12-13-2007, 01:24 AM
but yeah... the teeth might be a problem.
Unless you're on a stage in San Francisco, apparently.

Mister Sinister
12-13-2007, 01:26 AM
I feel an urge to purify myself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka.

E20
12-13-2007, 01:29 AM
You guys are going to hell you fuckign heathens.

ShoogarBear
12-13-2007, 01:31 AM
Your lips would make a lollipop too happy.

RashoFan
12-13-2007, 01:31 AM
:lmao

I just fucking watched that.

There are two chicks behing him that appear to be mastubating with eels or snakes or something, too.
Well, I might not be eating SUSHI for a while after reading those few posts....

RashoFan
12-13-2007, 01:34 AM
I feel an urge to purify myself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka.
Wait...wait...
That isn't Lake Minnetonka.

timvp
12-13-2007, 01:34 AM
Your lips would make a lollipop too happy.Are you talking to Shagia or E20?

Not that there is anything wrong with that . . . .... .. .,,,,,,

RashoFan
12-13-2007, 01:34 AM
Your lips would make a lollipop too happy.
oh Morris...er I mean Shoog

RashoFan
12-13-2007, 01:36 AM
Why this scene popped in my head....I dunno...
I want to see some toes tapping and some asses wiggling...
What's the matter?? Your shoes too tight?

Mister Sinister
12-13-2007, 01:38 AM
Get my change, would you?

CuckingFunt
12-13-2007, 01:39 AM
Purple Rain is a fantastic film.

Under the Cherry Moon, sadly, is not.

RashoFan
12-13-2007, 01:39 AM
4mAXjbCKRwI
:lol
onionhead

Mister Sinister
12-13-2007, 01:40 AM
I owe my victory to speed in lighting up and moves that'd be the envy of any pickpocket.
"Nothin' to be proud of, pal."

RashoFan
12-13-2007, 01:40 AM
Purple Rain is a fantastic film.

Under the Cherry Moon, sadly, is not.
I Agree with you 100%

ShoogarBear
12-13-2007, 01:40 AM
Are you talking to Shagia or E20?

Not that there is anything wrong with that . . . .... .. .,,,,,,Nobody digs your music but yourself!

ShoogarBear
12-13-2007, 01:41 AM
oh Morris...er I mean ShoogDon't get my seat all wet.

ShoogarBear
12-13-2007, 01:42 AM
Purple Rain is a fantastic film.

Under the Cherry Moon, sadly, is not.In my room, I've got a brass waterbed.

E20
12-13-2007, 01:43 AM
Okay WTF was that. THe Pain olympics? I can sit through nasty stuff, but WTF was that? HellRaiser: Genitals edition.

ShoogarBear
12-13-2007, 01:43 AM
Why this scene popped in my head....I dunno...
I want to see some toes tapping and some asses wiggling...
What's the matter?? Your shoes too tight?I think I'm gonna need a drink.

ShoogarBear
12-13-2007, 01:43 AM
Morris Day was the unrecognized genius of the 20th Century.

CuckingFunt
12-13-2007, 01:44 AM
I always liked Jerome.

Mister Sinister
12-13-2007, 01:44 AM
Morris Day was the unrecognized genius of the 20th Century.
You don't know Jungle Love? That shit is the MAD NOTES! Written by God Herself and handed down to the greatest band in the world: The motherfuckin' Time!

RashoFan
12-13-2007, 01:47 AM
In my room, I've got a brass waterbed.
I have an Italian chef...Jerome Sahsagrigachi...mmm something like that...









Morris...
yeah?
23
What's it gonna be baby???





Chili Sauce....


Oh Lawrd...

ShoogarBear
12-13-2007, 01:47 AM
O-reee-o-reeee-oh!

RashoFan
12-13-2007, 01:49 AM
Purple Rain...I am gonna have to watch that again soon.

RashoFan
12-13-2007, 01:49 AM
O-reee-o-reeee-oh!
Is that the Lachino sings the chorus to Jungle Love???

ShoogarBear
12-13-2007, 01:52 AM
Is that the Lachino sings the chorus to Jungle Love???I always thought they copped that from The Wizard of Oz.

RashoFan
12-13-2007, 01:53 AM
I always thought they copped that from The Wizard of Oz.
If I recall, the chant was
Oooo wee ooohhh ooooo ooooohhhhh

ShoogarBear
12-13-2007, 01:56 AM
Maybe. My Flying Monkeyish was always kind of rusty.

timvp
12-13-2007, 02:05 AM
Star track thread :pctoss

jman3000
12-13-2007, 02:06 AM
my confession for today is when shoog was in town and i bought him a drink at dave and busters i covertly asked the hostess to get me a shot of water and say it was vodka. i was already past my drunk point and i didnt want to be killing any families of 4 on my way home.

Mister Sinister
12-13-2007, 02:07 AM
w00t w00t. Shagia found himself a working torrent of Space Runaway Ideon.

Jerome
12-13-2007, 02:18 AM
I always liked Jerome.

"If ya wanna get with a winner, you got to lose that chicken dinner!"

ShoogarBear
12-13-2007, 02:21 AM
Star track thread :pctossNobody digs your music but yourself!

ShoogarBear
12-13-2007, 02:22 AM
The elliptical machine I use at physical therapy is called the "Star Track". No lie.

ShoogarBear
12-13-2007, 02:23 AM
my confession for today is when shoog was in town and i bought him a drink at dave and busters i covertly asked the hostess to get me a shot of water and say it was vodka. i was already past my drunk point and i didnt want to be killing any families of 4 on my way home.My confession for today is that I paid one of the waiters to piss in that shot of water.

Mister Sinister
12-13-2007, 02:45 AM
My confession for today is that I paid a transsexual hooker to molest Shoog as he sleeps.

peewee's lovechild
12-13-2007, 03:46 AM
God damned Vicodin isn't working anymore!!!

peewee's lovechild
12-13-2007, 03:47 AM
I think I'm moving on to heroin.

peewee's lovechild
12-13-2007, 03:47 AM
I'm convinced that hospitals are staffed with fags.

peewee's lovechild
12-13-2007, 03:49 AM
This male nurse (oxymoron) looked up my hospital gown three times to see if I had a catheter.

peewee's lovechild
12-13-2007, 03:51 AM
Then, before I was to be released, I asked if I could take a shower. They said I could but that I needed to be patched up with a waterproof bandage.

So, this fag looking male nurse comes in and patches me up. What does he ask me as I turn on the shower???

"Do you need me to help you shower?"

peewee's lovechild
12-13-2007, 03:52 AM
Fuck!!!

I told him to fuck off.

peewee's lovechild
12-13-2007, 03:52 AM
Seriously, people.

Get me some fucking H!!!!!!!!

peewee's lovechild
12-13-2007, 03:53 AM
You can fake it for a while,
bite your tongue and smile,
like every mother does her ugly child.

But it starts to leaking out,
like spittle from a cloud,
amassed resentment pelting ounce and pound.

peewee's lovechild
12-13-2007, 03:55 AM
You entertaining any doubts,
'cause you had to know that I was fond of you.
Fond of Y-O-U.
Though I knew you masked your disdain

I can see the change was just too hard for us,
hard for us,
you always had to hold the reigns,
but where I'm headed you just don't know the way.

ShoogarBear
12-13-2007, 03:57 AM
My confession for today is that I paid a transsexual hooker to molest Shoog as he sleeps.My confession is that I never sleep, and even if I did I wouldn't let peewee anywhere near me.

ShoogarBear
12-13-2007, 03:58 AM
peewee!! Didn't see you there. How ya doin' pal?

peewee's lovechild
12-13-2007, 03:58 AM
So affections fade away,
or do adults just learn to play,
the most ridiculous repulsive games?

All our favorite ruddy sons,
and their double-barrelled guns,
you'd better hurry rabbit, run, run, run!

'Cause mincing you is fun,
and there's a lot of hungry hatters in this world set on taking over.
But brittle thorny stems,
they break before they bend, and neither one of us is one of them.

peewee's lovechild
12-13-2007, 04:00 AM
And the tears will never mend,
'cause you had it in for me so long ago.
I don't know why and I don't care,
well hardly anymore.

If you'd only seen yourself hating me,
hating me,
when I'd been so much more than fair.

But then you'd have to lay those feelings bare.
The one thing I know has still got you scared.
Yeah all that cold ire,
and never once aired on a dare!

peewee's lovechild
12-13-2007, 04:01 AM
You had to know know that I was fond of you.
Fond of Y-O-U.
So I took your licks at the time.
A change like that is just so hard to do,
don't let it whip-crack you life.
And I'll bow out from the fight -
Those old pious sisters were right -
the worst part is over, now get back on that horse and ride.

peewee's lovechild
12-13-2007, 04:02 AM
peewee!! Didn't see you there. How ya doin' pal?

I'm hurtin'.

Gatcho bad, as they say back home.


It's like 50 degrees and I'm fucking sweating.

peewee's lovechild
12-13-2007, 04:04 AM
I think something went wrong with the surgery, I'm not even fucking around.

peewee's lovechild
12-13-2007, 04:04 AM
Fuck, I need better drugs.

peewee's lovechild
12-13-2007, 04:05 AM
Somebody please hook me up here.

ShoogarBear
12-13-2007, 04:07 AM
If you don't mind me asking, exactly what kind of surgery did you have?

peewee's lovechild
12-13-2007, 04:08 AM
If you don't mind me asking, exactly what kind of surgery did you have?

I think it's called a Laminectomy.

They cut out a piece of my vertebrae to cut the bulging part of a disc that was pinching two nerves.

It's fucking hurting more now than when I first got home.

ShoogarBear
12-13-2007, 04:37 AM
Yeah. Are you having the same pain you had before the surgery or is it a different pain?

ATRAIN
12-13-2007, 08:24 AM
I'm hurtin'.

Gatcho bad, as they say back home.


It's like 50 degrees and I'm fucking sweating.


Gatcho bad LMAO I havent heard that in years!!!

The Sun
12-13-2007, 08:30 AM
Maybe a little sunshine will make you feel better today. Have a good one!

ATRAIN
12-13-2007, 08:36 AM
Maybe a little sunshine will make you feel better today. Have a good one!


you might actually show your face today??? you pussy!!!

florige
12-13-2007, 08:45 AM
I think something went wrong with the surgery, I'm not even fucking around.


Nah dude on the real you just had a pretty freakin serious surgery there. My Uncle just had pretty much the same surgery and was saying the exact same things you were saying how it's hurts more than what it did at first. He used a walker for like 4 months. He thought the same thing too in something went wrong. He's doing better now. He's getting around ALOT better. My uncle had six disc. How many did you have?

batman2883
12-13-2007, 08:46 AM
i have one word to say this morning.....

boobs

batman2883
12-13-2007, 08:47 AM
boobs
that is all

ATRAIN
12-13-2007, 08:48 AM
i have one word to say this morning.....

boobs


boobs are a wonderful thing!!

batman2883
12-13-2007, 08:49 AM
boobs are a wonderful thing!!


depends on the size...cause id rather have a girl with a big behind!!

batman2883
12-13-2007, 08:50 AM
depends on the size...cause id rather have a girl with a big behind!!
cause silicon parts are made for toys

ATRAIN
12-13-2007, 08:51 AM
depends on the size...cause id rather have a girl with a big behind!!


Ive always been more of a boob guy, but i have had both. To be honest though, I really love a chick with awesome abs. That shit is just sexy.

ATRAIN
12-13-2007, 08:52 AM
cause silicon parts are made for toys


you can have them bimbos, ill keep my women like flo jo

batman2883
12-13-2007, 08:52 AM
Ive always been more of a boob guy, but i have had both. To be honest though, I really love a chick with awesome abs. That shit is just sexy.


im an abs and ass man, the girl has to have those perfect cuts when they were low rider jeans

batman2883
12-13-2007, 08:53 AM
i like them girls with the big booty's

ATRAIN
12-13-2007, 08:53 AM
im an abs and ass man, the girl has to have those perfect cuts when they were low rider jeans


so they could be totally flat chested then?

batman2883
12-13-2007, 08:54 AM
so they could be totally flat chested then?
yeah seriously i mean boobs are pretty but id rather have a girl with an a cup and a huge badonka donk and a nice beautiful stomach

ATRAIN
12-13-2007, 08:54 AM
yeah seriously i mean boobs are pretty but id rather have a girl with an a cup and a huge badonka donk and a nice beautiful stomach


what if its a honky tonk badonka donk?

batman2883
12-13-2007, 08:55 AM
what if its a honky tonk badonka donk?

a country girls big ole booty!!! and i have me one of those country girls with a big ole booty right now im sooo happy

ATRAIN
12-13-2007, 08:56 AM
a country girls big ole booty!!! and i have me one of those country girls with a big ole booty right now im sooo happy


is that the one that is married?

batman2883
12-13-2007, 08:57 AM
is that the one that is married?
no

batman2883
12-13-2007, 09:00 AM
http://www.esnips.com/doc/64632587-747f-434d-9866-4354ceb47397/Trace-Adkins---Honky-Tonk-Badonkadonk

florige
12-13-2007, 09:00 AM
no



What happened dude? I figured you would still be sleep right about now?

ATRAIN
12-13-2007, 09:01 AM
hey flo you an ass or tits man?

florige
12-13-2007, 09:02 AM
hey flo you an ass or tits man?


Badonkadonk son!! Thats the first think I usually notice..

batman2883
12-13-2007, 09:03 AM
What happened dude? I figured you would still be sleep right about now?

what makes you figure that?

batman2883
12-13-2007, 09:03 AM
Badonkadonk son!! Thats the first think I usually notice..


digital dab

batman2883
12-13-2007, 09:03 AM
nothing like sitting down enjoying a nice ice cold beer watching the booty's fly south for the winter

florige
12-13-2007, 09:10 AM
what makes you figure that?


I thought taking 40 Ambiens would do that..

ATRAIN
12-13-2007, 09:11 AM
I thought taking 40 Ambiens would do that..


LOL bat is that bad ass that a 12 pack and 40 ambiens could not slow him down!!

florige
12-13-2007, 09:13 AM
LOL bat is that bad ass that a 12 pack and 40 ambiens could not slow him down!!



Yeah, that would classify as one bad Mo'fo!!

batman2883
12-13-2007, 09:27 AM
pah-lease im batman yo!!! nothing can keep me down

mrsmaalox
12-13-2007, 09:43 AM
http://www.esnips.com/doc/64632587-747f-434d-9866-4354ceb47397/Trace-Adkins---Honky-Tonk-Badonkadonk

That guy has a real sexy voice. He's a big one too!

to21
12-13-2007, 09:44 AM
:lol

I see the morning shift is in.

ATRAIN
12-13-2007, 09:45 AM
:lol

I see the morning shift is in.


who is on the night shift?

florige
12-13-2007, 10:01 AM
who is on the night shift?


When I'm on late it's usually, Funt, Midge, Peewee of course, Shaqia and a few others. Oh and Mel.

ATRAIN
12-13-2007, 10:03 AM
When I'm on late it's usually, Funt, Midge, Peewee of course, Shaqia and a few others. Oh and Mel.


aren't they on the day crew too?

midgetonadonkey
12-13-2007, 10:14 AM
I think we are the all the time crew.

ORION
12-13-2007, 10:18 AM
Batman: (to ORION) what are you looking at ?!
ORION: I thought I was looking at my mom's old douche bag but thats back in Ohio

florige
12-13-2007, 10:20 AM
aren't they on the day crew too?

good point... :lol

ATRAIN
12-13-2007, 10:27 AM
So we brought up not only boobs but asses and it didnt work today?? Was our timing off? Was it because batman started the conversation?

to21
12-13-2007, 10:29 AM
I like boobs!!

to21
12-13-2007, 10:29 AM
Or should I say tittays!!

ATRAIN
12-13-2007, 10:30 AM
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to and bat get out so I can get my picture that I am not going to show anyone!!! :devil

Wilson
12-13-2007, 10:30 AM
.

to21
12-13-2007, 10:30 AM
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RashoFan, quick show us ur boobies dammit.

ATRAIN
12-13-2007, 10:31 AM
oh and don't worry about Wilson, he is just a ball and can't talk!!

to21
12-13-2007, 10:31 AM
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to and bat get out so I can get my picture that I am not going to show anyone!!! :devil

:pctoss

RashoFan
12-13-2007, 10:31 AM
This male nurse (oxymoron) looked up my hospital gown three times to see if I had a penis.

Fixed...

ATRAIN
12-13-2007, 10:34 AM
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OK Rasho they left........quick go go go!!!

RashoFan
12-13-2007, 10:35 AM
i have one word to say this morning.....

boobs
right one...check
left one... check


yep they are right where the are suppose to be.

RashoFan
12-13-2007, 10:36 AM
Gatcho bad LMAO I havent heard that in years!!!
Is "Gatcho bad" worse than "the pain, it hurts Ugly"???

ATRAIN
12-13-2007, 10:37 AM
right one...check
left one... check


yep they are right where the are suppose to be.


no they aren't :lol

ATRAIN
12-13-2007, 10:38 AM
Is "Gatcho bad" worse than "the pain, it hurts Ugly"???


Gatcho bad = FUCKING A IT HURTS LIKE A MOTHER FUCKER AND I WANT TO SHOOT MYSELF!!

Gatcho Bad is the equivalent of being tortured by Jack Bauer.

RashoFan
12-13-2007, 10:38 AM
I think we are the all the time crew.
24/7

RashoFan
12-13-2007, 10:40 AM
So how bad does UGLY feel?

RashoFan
12-13-2007, 10:44 AM
Atrain...

ATRAIN
12-13-2007, 10:44 AM
So how bad does UGLY feel?


The pain hurts ugly is the equivalent to getting jumped by a pack of 6th graders. Yes when they bite and kick it will hurt but the pain will fade in a few minutes.

RashoFan
12-13-2007, 10:45 AM
I see...now I can associate that with the standard 1 to 10 pain scale...

ATRAIN
12-13-2007, 10:45 AM
Atrain...

YES!!

ATRAIN
12-13-2007, 10:46 AM
I see...now I can associate that with the standard 1 to 10 pain scale...


Gatcho Bad is the 10, there isn't anything that hurts more. You are pretty close to death at that point.

RashoFan
12-13-2007, 10:46 AM
Attention whore post in
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RashoFan
12-13-2007, 10:46 AM
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RashoFan
12-13-2007, 10:46 AM
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RashoFan
12-13-2007, 10:47 AM
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RashoFan
12-13-2007, 10:47 AM
sorry about the time stamp...I forget to turn that off

ATRAIN
12-13-2007, 10:47 AM
My job is done, your welcome guys!!

ATRAIN
12-13-2007, 10:48 AM
05???

RashoFan
12-13-2007, 10:48 AM
Sassified yet Atrain???

ATRAIN
12-13-2007, 10:48 AM
Sassified yet Atrain???


It actually wasn't for me. TO has been asking for weeks, I just wanted him to shut up about it :).

RashoFan
12-13-2007, 10:50 AM
I know ....and he missed it.....I should delete it just to piss him off...

ATRAIN
12-13-2007, 10:51 AM
I know ....and he missed it.....I should delete it just to piss him off...


YES YOU SHOULD hahahaha

RashoFan
12-13-2007, 10:51 AM
I did

ATRAIN
12-13-2007, 10:51 AM
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he is back, did you see the picture to???

RashoFan
12-13-2007, 10:52 AM
guess who walked into the room...

to21
12-13-2007, 10:54 AM
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he is back, did you see the picture to???

:lol

I did.....I had seen her goods before.

I wanted to see if she'd do it again.

You rock RashoFan.

BTW, nice rack!

to21
12-13-2007, 10:56 AM
I'm gonna need a few minutes by myself........be right back.

RashoFan
12-13-2007, 10:56 AM
:lol

I did.....I had seen her goods before.

I wanted to see if she'd do it again.

You rock RashoFan.

BTW, nice rack!
Thank you...I have been blessed in that dept....

RashoFan
12-13-2007, 10:57 AM
I'm gonna need a few minutes by myself........be right back.
Going to the bunk like 1369???

RashoFan
12-13-2007, 10:58 AM
Better finish getting ready for work....peace to da bitches....

ATRAIN
12-13-2007, 10:58 AM
I'm gonna need a few minutes by myself........be right back.


LOL he really did leave!!

samikeyp
12-13-2007, 10:58 AM
samikeyp, ATRAIN, RashoFan+, marini martini

how You doin?

to21
12-13-2007, 11:01 AM
LOL he really did leave!!
Whew!

OK I'm back.

What I miss?

ATRAIN
12-13-2007, 11:02 AM
Whew!

OK I'm back.

What I miss?


Damn that was like 2 minutes, you don't fuck around!!

ORION
12-13-2007, 11:10 AM
man did I miss something !?!?

Silver21_Black20
12-13-2007, 11:13 AM
Wish Me Luck!!

ORION
12-13-2007, 11:16 AM
Wish Me Luck!!
on what ? buying midge the right size rubber, red ball

to21
12-13-2007, 11:19 AM
man did I miss something !?!?

Yes u did, I had to readjust my screen resolution for RF's humungo rack.

Wanna see?

midgetonadonkey
12-13-2007, 11:20 AM
Wish Me Luck!!

Good luck woman!

midgetonadonkey
12-13-2007, 11:20 AM
Shit I passed 21,000 posts and didn't even realize it.

ATRAIN
12-13-2007, 11:21 AM
Wish Me Luck!!


What are we wishing you luck on again?

to21
12-13-2007, 11:21 AM
Damn that was like 2 minutes, you don't fuck around!!

:lmao

Nah Bro I'm at work. I wouldn't even think about rubbing one out at work.

Or would I?

to21
12-13-2007, 11:21 AM
Wish Me Luck!!

Good Luck.

ATRAIN
12-13-2007, 11:22 AM
:lmao

Nah Bro I'm at work. I wouldn't even think about rubbing one out at work.

Or would I?


LOL I somehow think you would. Has anyone here ever rubbed one out at a old or current job?

ORION
12-13-2007, 11:25 AM
Yes u did, I had to readjust my screen resolution for RF's humungo rack.

Wanna see?
hmmmmmmmmm................YES !

ORION
12-13-2007, 11:26 AM
LOL I somehow think you would. Has anyone here ever rubbed one out at a old or current job?
.........I'll........let.........you..........know ...........in..........10...............seconds... .....................................!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!..............zzzzzzzz zzzzzz

peewee's lovechild
12-13-2007, 11:27 AM
What the fuck are wetbacks thinking about doing the landscaping at 10 in the morning??

I mean, fuck that bullshit!!!

ORION
12-13-2007, 11:28 AM
What the fuck are wetbacks thinking about doing the landscaping at 10 in the morning??

I mean, fuck that bullshit!!!
I think its pretty funny when they do it when its raining

peewee's lovechild
12-13-2007, 11:29 AM
I see...now I can associate that with the standard 1 to 10 pain scale...

Gatcho bad is like a 25 on that scale.

There is no actual scale for "gatcho bad".

ATRAIN
12-13-2007, 11:30 AM
What the fuck are wetbacks thinking about doing the landscaping at 10 in the morning??

I mean, fuck that bullshit!!!

LOL have you ever seen that movie A Day without a Mexican?

ATRAIN
12-13-2007, 11:31 AM
Gatcho bad is like a 25 on that scale.

There is no actual scale for "gatcho bad".


LOL good point, thats why I said its like getting tortured by Jack Bauer!! Its a near Death experience!!

peewee's lovechild
12-13-2007, 11:31 AM
I missed out on Rasho's titties.

This day couldn't get any worse.

peewee's lovechild
12-13-2007, 11:32 AM
LOL have you ever seen that movie A Day without a Mexican?

I've lived everday with Mexicans, I don't need no fucking movie to experience that shit.

peewee's lovechild
12-13-2007, 11:33 AM
Can someone please get me a copy of Rasho's titties?

ATRAIN
12-13-2007, 11:34 AM
Can someone please get me a copy of Rasho's titties?


Like clone them?

peewee's lovechild
12-13-2007, 11:34 AM
Rasho, send me some pics of your titties.
I'm in pain here, I need something to lift my spirits.

Won't you help a hurting man?

ATRAIN
12-13-2007, 11:35 AM
I've lived everday with Mexicans, I don't need no fucking movie to experience that shit.


Its a day WITHOUT not with pendejo!!

peewee's lovechild
12-13-2007, 11:35 AM
Like clone them?

That would be fucking sweet, but I'd rather have the real thing.

ATRAIN
12-13-2007, 11:38 AM
That would be fucking sweet, but I'd rather have the real thing.


Speaking of cloning did you see where they cloned 2 glow in the dark kittens.........WHAT THE FUCK does the world need glow in the dark kittens for????

peewee's lovechild
12-13-2007, 11:40 AM
Its a day WITHOUT not with pendejo!!

You obviously didn't get the point, pinche puto baboso.

ORION
12-13-2007, 11:41 AM
Speaking of cloning did you see where they cloned 2 glow in the dark kittens.........WHAT THE FUCK does the world need glow in the dark kittens for????
I think this must be the most awesomest thing I have ever heard of !!!!!!!! I would kill for some glow in the dark cats. Can you imagine how funny that would be

peewee's lovechild
12-13-2007, 11:41 AM
Speaking of cloning did you see where they cloned 2 glow in the dark kittens.........WHAT THE FUCK does the world need glow in the dark kittens for????

The better to point them out at night so you could kill them.

All cats should be put to death.

peewee's lovechild
12-13-2007, 11:41 AM
Except for Rashofan's cats.

She can do whatever she wants.

peewee's lovechild
12-13-2007, 11:42 AM
I think this must be the most awesomest thing I have ever heard of !!!!!!!! I would kill for some glow in the dark cats. Can you imagine how funny that would be

Faggiest statement of the year.

peewee's lovechild
12-13-2007, 11:43 AM
Wish Me Luck!!

The fuck is going on??

I thought you already did the physical thing??
Is this the actual interview??

Anyway, good luck.

ORION
12-13-2007, 11:43 AM
wait a second ...how do they make these cat glow ? Are they Descendants from Chernobyl ? ..........That sounds like a cool band name........no one use it ! I'm making a band right now. who wants to be in it?

peewee's lovechild
12-13-2007, 11:43 AM
I hope Alf comes back to Earth.

He can eat up all the cats in the world.

florige
12-13-2007, 11:44 AM
LOL I somehow think you would. Has anyone here ever rubbed one out at a old or current job?




:rollin :rollin :rollin :lmao :lmao :lmao

Rubbed one out. I'm going to have to start using that one. You are crazy A...... :lol :lol

ATRAIN
12-13-2007, 11:44 AM
Faggiest statement of the year.


LOL yeah as I read that I didn't know how to respond, thanks for stepping in. I think Tllong wants glow in the dark sheep next!!

peewee's lovechild
12-13-2007, 11:44 AM
Except for RashoFan's . . . we don't want her sad.

ORION
12-13-2007, 11:45 AM
Faggiest statement of the year.
I seriously doubt this one tops your opiate enhanced posts

ATRAIN
12-13-2007, 11:45 AM
wait a second ...how do they make these cat glow ? Are they Descendants from Chernobyl ? ..........That sounds like a cool band name........no one use it ! I'm making a band right now. who wants to be in it?


What kind of music would you play?? Like a Michael Bolton Tribute?