Free Quattro Razor (11)

[jman3000]

im going on 5 hours workng on my final exam and exactly 30 minute of that was actually working on it.

[Melmart1]

I hope Mel doesn't forget to watch the Top Chef Holiday Special.
Nope. Watched the whole thing :)

[ShoogarBear]

Can we take the cooking and fashion talk where it belongs?

[RashoFan]

It belongs here if Mel and Funt are talking about it...

[RashoFan]

me? driving? if i was gonna drive somewheres i would just drive and get my debit card.

i would be willing to get pickep up and treated to some steak and lobster... or something along those lines.
Steak and lobster at 1 am?? the best I could do is Chinese food until 3am...

[CuckingFunt]

Nope. Watched the whole thing :)You watched it? I thought it wasn't on until tomorrow.

Does that mean that I missed it?

[jman3000]

Steak and lobster at 1 am?? the best I could do is Chinese food until 3am...

there is a chinese food restaurant open at 3 am?

wtf?

where is it?

[ShoogarBear]

It belongs here if Mel and Funt are talking about it...Then this is no longer The Quattro.

It's the Girly-Cutesytro.

[jman3000]

as long as jman is here it will be called the studasauras rex-tro

[jman3000]

the only thing girly i like to read here is girl on girl action.

[jman3000]

but im really curious about this 3am chinese place. incredible.

[CuckingFunt]

studasauras rex-tro
I'm sorry, but this is infinitely more girly than anything I have ever posted.

[Melmart1]

You watched it? I thought it wasn't on until tomorrow.

Does that mean that I missed it?
It was on right after the second showing of PR for me.

[jman3000]

I'm sorry, but this is infinitely more girly than anything I have ever posted.

stud-ceratops?

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

.
.
.
<--- Stud-nocerous.

[jman3000]

nice :smokin

[ShoogarBear]

Studnficient

[ShoogarBear]

Oops. I guess I broke the theme.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I don't understand these masochist Spurs fans..Anyway even if Duncan and Ginogoblin were playing, the Mavs would have kicked your sorry asses (http://spurstalk.com/forums/showpost.php?p=2103876&postcount=16)

This oughta be good.

[CuckingFunt]

It was on right after the second showing of PR for me.
Turns out it's on for me, too, but just wasn't on my channel guide.

[jman3000]

the good news is i just found out i only have 1 final today... and it's a take home final that im just finishing up right now... the bad news is the other final is on monday..... @ 7:30 in the morning : (

[jman3000]

damn im hungry... damn you rashofan and your broken promises!

[TOP-CHERRY]

That's not bad news. I had 2 finals today, one tomorrow, and 2 on Friday.

[CuckingFunt]

I have three finals on Monday, one on Thursday and one... shit, either Tuesday or Thursday. Luckily, one of my Monday "finals" is just going to be turning something in and then having a dorky potluck, otherwise that day would be fucking brutal.

[jman3000]

i think the fact that im such a procrastinator means that even though dead week gives me ample time to study... i just end up watching spurs games and doing shit all week long. i could have finished this take home exam a week ago ... but i guess id rather stay up to ungodly hours,starving, and wasting mre time reading about the spurs.

[jman3000]

i sure could go for a potluck right about now...

[CuckingFunt]

i think the fact that im such a procrastinator means that even though dead week gives me ample time to study... i just end up watching spurs games and doing shit all week long. i could have finished this take home exam a week ago ... but i guess id rather stay up to ungodly hours,starving, and wasting mre time reading about the spurs.
Oh, I know all about procrastination.

I have to have 50 pages completed in my sketch book for drawing class by either Tuesday or Thursday, we've had all semester to work on it, I just finished page 23.

[jman3000]

Oh, I know all about procrastination.

I have to have 50 pages completed in my sketch book for drawing class by either Tuesday or Thursday, we've had all semester to work on it, I just finished page 23.

wow... i think im in love... i think even i'd be on page 35 or so.

:worthy:

[CuckingFunt]

wow... i think im in love... i think even i'd be on page 35 or so.

:worthy:
This one wasn't intentional procrastination, I must admit. If I'd had any idea how time consuming it would be, there's no way I would have let myself put it off so long.

[jman3000]

it doesnt matter if i know it's going to take me a good 2 weeks to do something right... chances are ill start on it about 48 hours before it's due and get about 3 hours of sleep in the process.

[jman3000]

I'm still up..... weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

[jman3000]

a security guard just told me to watch out for homeless people coming in he building to check their emails and to keep warm.

i was like... wtf? they have emails? :lmao

[jman3000]

im done... i hate everyone alive at this point and im hungry as all fuck.

good night.

good morning.

whatever. go fuck yourselves.

[The Sun]

Hungry? Grab some breakfast and have a great day!

[ShoogarBear]

It's been a long cold lonely winter.

[jman3000]

Hungry? Grab some breakfast and have a great day!

go fuck yourself... i will fuck your kid daughter.

[jman3000]

that sounds completely wrong outside the context of the darko thread... but it will remain.

[batman2883]

im so glad i went to last nights game, lower level mid court it was awesome!!!! seeing manu dunk on those fools last night was incredible!!!!!

[florige]

im so glad i went to last nights game, lower level mid court it was awesome!!!! seeing manu dunk on those fools last night was incredible!!!!!



You went to a great game!!!

[florige]

Man it's icy as I don't know what outside!!

[samikeyp]

go fuck yourself... i will fuck your kid daughter.


How much for the weemen? How much for the little girl? I want to buy your weemen!!

http://media.collegepublisher.com/media/paper410/stills/45hp9kj5.jpg

[mrsmaalox]

im so glad i went to last nights game, lower level mid court it was awesome!!!! seeing manu dunk on those fools last night was incredible!!!!!

I am jealous. :madrun

[Melmart1]

That's not bad news. I had 2 finals today, one tomorrow, and 2 on Friday.
whoa! a cherry sighting! can an atlfan sighting be far behind?

[ORION]

im so glad i went to last nights game, lower level mid court it was awesome!!!! seeing manu dunk on those fools last night was incredible!!!!!
which club owner did you blow to get those tickets?

[batman2883]

nope my friend gave me the pair she wasnt going called me and said want them i was like hell yeah!!! great game, great seats!!! i love it!!!

[sa_butta]

Great game, Mavs fans got a faceful of Spurs after the win.

[Melmart1]

Gotdamn its quiet in here this morning. You would think its Sunday and everyone is watching football or something.

[sa_butta]

Gotdamn its quiet in here this morning. You would think its Sunday and everyone is watching football or something.Well why dont you spark it up a bit. Its just another boring workday.

[ATRAIN]

Well why dont you spark it up a bit. Its just another boring workday.


yeah work sucks today, I am falling asleep in my chair.

[sa_butta]

yeah work sucks today, I am falling asleep in my chair.http://youtube.com/watch?v=rNRDfcAy6MI

[ORION]

nope my friend gave me the pair she wasnt going called me and said want them i was like hell yeah!!! great game, great seats!!! i love it!!!
then why did you still blow that club owner........wait .....nevermind

[samikeyp]

Gotdamn its quiet in here this morning. You would think its Sunday and everyone is watching football or something.

My bad, I am not playing at 100%. I think I am coming down with a cold.

:depressed

[ATRAIN]

My bad, I am not playing at 100%. I think I am coming down with a cold.

:depressed


Take some Vitamin c

[Melmart1]

Yeah I am not in top condition either today. I hope I am not coming down with something. I have a headache (which I never have) and I feel a little achy.

[ORION]

Yeah I am not in top condition either today. I hope I am not coming down with something. I have a headache (which I never have) and I feel a little achy.
sounds like pregnancy

[samikeyp]

Yeah I am not in top condition either today. I hope I am not coming down with something. I have a headache (which I never have) and I feel a little achy.


It's ok Mel, we're gamers. We're still here! :)

[sa_butta]

Im still sick and trying to overcome this crud. When is the baby due Mel??

[Melmart1]

sounds like pregnancy
Well, you have ovaries so you would know.

[midgetonadonkey]

I took a 5 minute piss earlier.
I must've pissed 2 gallons.

[sa_butta]

It's ok Mel, we're gamers. We're still here! :)We are soldiers like Kellen Winslow. We are soldiers!!!!

[ATRAIN]

Im still sick and trying to overcome this crud. When is the baby due Mel??


question is who is the father?? My money is on pee wee and mel broke his back in the process, hence the surgery!!

[Melmart1]

Im still sick and trying to overcome this crud. When is the baby due Mel??
Don't you try to jinx me too, jerk! :flipoff

[ATRAIN]

We are soldiers like Kellen Winslow. We are soldiers!!!!


lol

[sa_butta]

I took a 5 minute piss earlier.
I must've pissed 2 gallons.Save it, it is sterile.

[to21]

Just to recap....

School sucks, finals suck.

Work sucks and Mel is prego.

[Melmart1]

question is who is the father?? My money is on pee wee and mel broke his back in the process, hence the surgery!!
There you go with the brokeback references again. I am beginning to wonder about you, ATRANNY.

[sa_butta]

question is who is the father?? My money is on pee wee and mel broke his back in the process, hence the surgery!!tune in to Maury next week to find out.

[sa_butta]

Don't you try to jinx me too, jerk! :flipoffHaving a kid isnt such a bad thing, unless you really dont want one.

Could be the best thing to happen to you.

[midgetonadonkey]

Who got Mel pregnant?

[ATRAIN]

There you go with the brokeback references again. I am beginning to wonder about you, ATRANNY.


this had nothing to do with brokeback, this was about you riding pee wee like a prized jockey and hurting his back making him have to get surgery.

[to21]

God damn I hungry.

Think I'll head over to Jason's deli.

[midgetonadonkey]

I bet it was Squid.

[ATRAIN]

tune in to Maury next week to find out.


dude those are always funny.........like the chick trying to find the daddy and there are like 30 guys.

[midgetonadonkey]

God damn I hungry.

Think I'll head over to Jason's deli.

Then go and shut the fuck up already.

[Melmart1]

Having a kid isnt such a bad thing, unless you really dont want one.

Could be the best thing to happen to you.
:flipoff

[ATRAIN]

God damn I hungry.

Think I'll head over to Jason's deli.


I have wanted one of those broc and cheese baked potatoes with grilled chicken.

[Melmart1]

this had nothing to do with brokeback, this was about you riding pee wee like a prized jockey and hurting his back making him have to get surgery.
Yeah, I would break his back.. brokeback ...

I don't know which is more disturbing .. the fact that atrain can't see how many brokeback references he makes, or that he has an erection thinking about watching me and peewee go at it.

[sa_butta]

I bet it was Squid.Did you find ink somewhere??

[sa_butta]

God damn I hungry.

Think I'll head over to Jason's deli.Im so sick of Jason's Deli, fucking vendors always bring it, I dont even eat there anymore.

[Melmart1]

I have wanted one of those broc and cheese baked potatoes with grilled chicken.
Looks like I am not the only one with pregnancy cravings.

[ATRAIN]

Yeah, I would break his back.. brokeback ...

I don't know which is more disturbing .. the fact that atrain can't see how many brokeback references he makes, or that he has an erection thinking about watching me and peewee go at it.


your making the references not me, that was soo yesterday. Try to keep up. Hey i like to watch what can I say. Its like porn but live.

[ATRAIN]

Looks like I am not the only one with pregnancy cravings.


AHHH HA you are prego, I knew it!!

[Melmart1]

your making the references not me, that was soo yesterday. Try to keep up. Hey i like to watch what can I say. Its like porn but live.
Except that most men who watch porn are fixated on the women, not the men like you.

[ATRAIN]

Except that most men who watch porn are fixated on the women, not the men like you.


but since pee wee got a sex change its girl on girl so your statement doesnt make sense.

[ORION]

http://www.funnycatpix.com/_pics/relevant_to_my_interests1.jpg

[midgetonadonkey]

How far along are you Mel?

[Melmart1]

but since pee wee got a sex change its girl on girl so your statement doesnt make sense.
you were fantasizing about peewee and me PRE-surgery. You wanted to see his titties flapping while we fucked. You fantasized about his hairy nipples. Just admit it.

[Mister Sinister]

Boo, creepy foot doctor! Hooray, beer!

[Melmart1]

How far along are you Mel?
About three months, just enough to give me a little pooch on the belly. But my breasts are ginormous now. I think I need to start milking them soon.

[sa_butta]

you were fantasizing about peewee and me PRE-surgery. You wanted to see his titties flapping while we fucked. You fantasized about his hairy nipples. Just admit it.Did you get any hair stuck in your teeth??

[Melmart1]

Did you get any hair stuck in your teeth??
Are you kidding? Anytime I would get near anything with hair, that thing would go off. Peewee never gets a shot clock violation, he always comes in under 24 seconds.

[Mister Sinister]

Are you kidding? Anytime I would get near anything with hair, that thing would go off. Peewee never gets a shot clock violation, he always comes in under 24 seconds.
:lol

[ORION]

About three months, just enough to give me a little pooch on the belly. But my breasts are ginormous now. I think I need to start milking them soon.
you can get paid to do that in Boystown

[Female Peewee]

Its true its true, I am now a female. I had a sexchange and I did it for Shagia. My last job as a man was to make mel pregnant and it worked. I appreciate all of your support.

[ORION]

Are you kidding? Anytime I would get near anything with hair, that thing would go off. Peewee never gets a shot clock violation, he always comes in under 24 seconds.
what does the clock start when the pants come off or when it actually enters

[Female Peewee]

Are you kidding? Anytime I would get near anything with hair, that thing would go off. Peewee never gets a shot clock violation, he always comes in under 24 seconds.


I hope it stays that way now that I am a female.

[Mister Sinister]

I hope it stays that way now that I am a female.
Shame. I was expecting a "Shewee."

[Melmart1]

what does the clock start when the pants come off or when it actually enters
The clock starts when the hooker rings the doorbell.

[ORION]

The clock starts when the hooker rings the doorbell.
YES! I got him beat by 3 seconds then

[Female Peewee]

you were fantasizing about peewee and me PRE-surgery. You wanted to see his titties flapping while we fucked. You fantasized about his hairy nipples. Just admit it.


Just for the record my titties stayed the same size, but I got them waxed.

[ORION]

click click

[midgetonadonkey]

Female Peewee is not as funny as peewees weewee

[Female Peewee]

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How you big boys doing? So does it count it being a sausage fest in here now that im a woman?

[Mister Sinister]

Hallelujah. Shagia's gettin' paid today.

[ATRAIN]

Hallelujah. Shagia's gettin' paid today.

200$ check?

[Mister Sinister]

200$ check?
Not this week. I wasn't scheduled for enough hours...should be enough to get me a 360, though.

[ATRAIN]

Not this week. I wasn't scheduled for enough hours...should be enough to get me a 360, though.


lol

[Mister Sinister]

Oh, well. Next week will be a better check, since we've got a bunch of the full-time people taking vacations. More hours for me. Wheeeeee.

[ORION]

http://www.funnycatpix.com/_pics/electrocution_Cat.jpg

[ORION]

http://www.funnycatpix.com/_pics/tabby_vs_fluffy.jpg

[Mister Sinister]

:lmao Fukken saved.

[ORION]

http://www.funnycatpix.com/_pics/lean_with_it.jpg

[ORION]

http://www.funnycatpix.com/_pics/id_Hit_It_Cat.jpg

:lol :lol

[mrsmaalox]

MMMmmm Diet Pepsi is like elixir from the gods!

[to21]

Then go and shut the fuck up already.

:lol

U make us look at that pic of ur man tits, ur gonna listen to my ramblings about being hungry (read about).

[to21]

Oh and I ate a Waterbuger instead.







Notice how I spelled Whata.......I'm raza too bitches.

[to21]

In New Mexico they have Lotsaburger. It just might be a rip off of Whataburger.

[mrsmaalox]

In New Mexico they have Lotsaburger. It just might be a rip off of Whataburger.

I've eaten at a "Lotaburger" in Alamogordo, NM.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I've eaten at a "Lotaburger" in Alamogordo, NM.


Ol' "Dick In Her Ear" killed The Quattro (http://youtube.com/watch?v=z9A2I-X7b-w)

[Melmart1]

Female Peewee is not as funny as peewees weewee
That's because I am actually funny, and the person doing female peewee is not.

[mrsmaalox]

Ol' "Dick In Her Ear" killed The Quattro (http://youtube.com/watch?v=z9A2I-X7b-w)

That's pretty funny! But somehow I think your intention was not to make me laugh :cry

[CuckingFunt]

Yawn.

[midgetonadonkey]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lFyUQC1LXLA

I think I am enjoying this band way too much.

[midgetonadonkey]

And this band

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lFyUQC1LXLA

[CuckingFunt]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lFyUQC1LXLA

I think I am enjoying this band way too much.Those little Japs are kinda catchy.

[midgetonadonkey]

I would want to live in SoCal simply for the music.

[midgetonadonkey]

And medical marijuana.

[midgetonadonkey]

Those little Japs are kinda catchy.

Yes they are.

[midgetonadonkey]

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I'm going to shoot you motherfucker!

[ORION]

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midgetonadonkey, batman2883

I'm going to shoot you motherfucker!
with bullets of love

[Mister Sinister]

with bullets of love
Are they sapphire bullets of love?

[ORION]

Are they sapphire bullets of love?
no they are red hot lead bullets of love

[Mister Sinister]

no they are red hot lead bullets of love
God damn it. Doesn't anyone listen to They Might Be Giants? :nerd

[BurgerKing]

In New Mexico they have Lotsaburger. It just might be a rip off of Whataburger.

Why not have it your way?

[Squid]

God damn it. Doesn't anyone listen to They Might Be Giants? :nerd

I've only listened to one of their songs. I'm not nerdy enough to listen to any more than that.

[ORION]

God damn it. Doesn't anyone listen to They Might Be Giants? :nerd
:wakeup no........

[Squid]

I got that bitch Melmart pregnant.

[Squid]

I got a load of ink directly into her eggs.

[Squid]

But I ain't taking care of the little bastard.

[Squid]

Ain't my first, or my last.

[Squid]

bloop bloop

[midgetonadonkey]

http://www.break.com/index/9th-grade-whore-on-maury.html

[midgetonadonkey]

Where was this little cunt when I was in 9th grade?

[midgetonadonkey]

Oh right, she was sucking my dick. Ohhhhh!!

[ORION]

Bloop Bloop.... I speak squid !

[midgetonadonkey]

http://e.photos.cx/Cessna_airsick_pukeface-10e.gif

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

That's pretty funny! But somehow I think your intention was not to make me laugh :cry

Your reference point. (http://spurstalk.com/forums/showpost.php?p=2105351&postcount=2641)

[midgetonadonkey]

Hi timvp.

[timvp]

I'd rather be dead and free than to be living in the cell.

[midgetonadonkey]

told my momma if I did die
just put a blunt in my casket
let me get my dead homies high

[midgetonadonkey]

I feel ya dog. I feel ya.

[midgetonadonkey]

timothyvp is one of my best friends.

[midgetonadonkey]

We have best friends pendents on our bracelets.

[midgetonadonkey]

His says friends and mine says best. When you put them together it says best friends.

[timvp]

His says friends and mine says best. When you put them together it says best friends.Or friends best.

[timvp]

Or friends best.Still apropos.

[midgetonadonkey]

This is for my best friend. I know you know this jam.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zqbzy1tNSu0

[timvp]

This is for my best friend. I know you know this jam.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zqbzy1tNSu0Sorry, listening to this:

http://www.zshare.net/audio/5381326eb5c23e/

R.I.P. :depressed

[midgetonadonkey]

Another one for my bff.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rx5aVI2zsFE

[midgetonadonkey]

For those that remember this shit...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qzwfyPLZHb8

[timvp]

http://www.zshare.net/audio/5379657c36747c/

The day came too soon. Feels like just the other day timvp version 1998 was kickin' it with two boys spittin' country rap tunes from Port Arthur, Texas.

:pctoss

[midgetonadonkey]

One of my favorites.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OvtZ9fuZv2E

[midgetonadonkey]

South Texas mutherfucka that's where I stay
Gettin' money from yo bitches every
Got damn day

[timvp]

One of my favorites.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OvtZ9fuZv2E:lol That's the song I was listening to when I clicked on it. Best song ever.

South Texas MotaFuqra dats where I stay. Gettin' money from you bitches every got dam day.

:smokin

















:depressed

[timvp]

South Texas mutherfucka that's where I stay
Gettin' money from yo bitches every
Got damn dayYou scaring me.
:madrun

















BFF.

[midgetonadonkey]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O96z3udmE14

This shit takes me back to my blunt smoking days in Bishop.

[midgetonadonkey]

timvp and midge need to kick back, pop in some UGK and sip 40s.

[mrsmaalox]

Your reference point. (http://spurstalk.com/forums/showpost.php?p=2105351&postcount=2641)

Yes I remember that. My only problem with the whole thing was your reference to the "withdrawal of his cock IN my ear" instead of the more correct "withdrawal of his cock FROM my ear"!! Then with the Chris Rock clip, I wasn't for sure if you were laughing AT me or With me!! :lol

[timvp]

timvp and midge need to kick back, pop in some UGK and sip 40s.Good idea. I'll bring the UGK seeing as it's 90% of the music I listen to.

Now the group is dead because Pimp C died.

Sweet.

:rolleyes










I just realized I haven't had any alcohol in a long azz time. I can't even remember the last time. Now would be a good time to end that streak.

:smchode:

[midgetonadonkey]

Good idea. I'll bring the UGK seeing as it's 90% of the music I listen to.

Now the group is dead because Pimp C died.

Sweet.

:rolleyes










I just realized I haven't had any alcohol in a long azz time. I can't even remember the last time. Now would be a good time to end that streak.

:smchode:

Pimp C would want you to tilt one back in his honor. Make sure to pour out the first drink in his honor.

[midgetonadonkey]

Rap-a-Lot has to be one of the greatest rap labels in history.

[midgetonadonkey]

R.I.P., R.I.P., R.I.P. to Robert Davis he the king of the South

[ShoogarBear]

Are the Ellis haffing another holiday gig where they can score free-spensive booze off their guests?

:hungry::drunk:hungry:

[timvp]

Pimp C would want you to tilt one back in his honor. Make sure to pour out the first drink in his honor.Maybe if I should sip some syzzurp for some old time sake. Wonder if we got any codeine . . .

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZlJeenvBKa8

[timvp]

Are the Ellis haffing another holiday gig where they can score free-spensive booze off their guests?

:hungry::drunk:hungry:When you in town?

I need to hit the liquor store. What was that you donated to the SpursTalk liver? That was some good stuff.

[timvp]

Someone give me a liquor store recommendation. I'm finna head out in a couple mins.

[midgetonadonkey]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zfBxF6y77zU

:depressed

Somebody took my boy from me

[timvp]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zfBxF6y77zU

:depressed

Somebody took my boy from me
:depressed

[midgetonadonkey]

Someone give me a liquor store recommendation. I'm finna head out in a couple mins.

Go buy 40's

[midgetonadonkey]

:depressed

We used to grip on the grain and flip them candy toys
But I'd give up all that bullshit if I could get back my boy

[ShoogarBear]

I went to some liquor place off of 1604 not far from you.

Hold on, let me look it up.

[timvp]

Go buy 40'sGood idea. Olde English it is. I'll just head to the corner store.

Got damn it I can't find Kottonmouth feat. Pimp C - Satisfied. Must on my laptop.

Oh well maybe a 40 will help me find it.

Laters.

[midgetonadonkey]

Good idea. Olde English it is. I'll just head to the corner store.

Got damn it I can't find Kottonmouth feat. Pimp C - Satisfied. Must on my laptop.

Oh well maybe a 40 will help me find it.

Laters.

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/OldEnglishSig.jpg

[ShoogarBear]

I went to some liquor place off of 1604 not far from you.

Hold on, let me look it up.It was either at Liquor Max, or at the Ft. Sam package store.

If you liked the single malt, I'll get you and the missus another for a holiday gift.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

http://www.nbcsandiego.com/news/14789853/detail.html

[midgetonadonkey]

It was either at Liquor Max, or at the Ft. Sam package store.

If you liked the single malt, I'll get you and the missus another for a holiday gift.

What are you getting me any my missus?

[RashoFan]

there is a chinese food restaurant open at 3 am?

wtf?

where is it?
Downtown off of 35S and Houston St. I think the resturant is called Golden Star...Mexican and Chinese food till 3 or 4am. But I think it is on Friday and Saturday nights only.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

How is Ft. Sam anywhere by Kori and LJ (and me)?

[ShoogarBear]

What are you getting me any my missus?You . . . nothing.

The missus . . . :eyebrows.

[midgetonadonkey]

You . . . nothing.

The missus . . . :eyebrows.

You asshole. :madrun


:lol

[ShoogarBear]

How is Ft. Sam anywhere by Kori and LJ (and me)?I was at both places the same day buying single malt scotches for gifts and I can't remember which place I bought theirs. I also bought some Negra Modelos at the Liquor Max.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I was at both places the same day buying single malt scotches for gifts and I can't remember which place I bought theirs. I also bought some Negra Modelos at the Liquor Max.

Damn, you're a wino.

[midgetonadonkey]

I think shoog should buy me some Hornitos.

[ShoogarBear]

Tequila? Bleah, I only buy what I can drink.

[ShoogarBear]

WTF?


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[ShoogarBear]

Damn, you're a wino.I thought you were supposed to be in Minnesota?

[midgetonadonkey]

Tequila? Bleah, I only buy what I can drink.

I thought the blacks liked Tequila.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I thought you were supposed to be in Minnesota?

Who says the elderly have memory problems? :lol

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

And I'll probably be posting in Minnesota, too.

No T-Wolves, no Wild, no Golden Gophers. Everybody is out of town those days. Fuck.

[midgetonadonkey]

And I'll probably be posting in Minnesota, too.

No T-Wolves, no Wild, no Golden Gophers. Everybody is out of town those days. Fuck.

You should visit St. Olaf. Home of Rose Nylund.

[timvp]

SOUT

TExxAS

MOF

UCKA

DATS

WEER

I STAY

:drunk :depressed :drunk

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

You should visit St. Olaf. Home of Rose Nylund.

Who?

[marini martini]

^^^So, Timvp, you must have found the codeine syrup & mixed it with the Old English already? :drunk :lol :drunk

[RashoFan]

I just saw a trailer for a Sequel to The Chronicles of Narnia The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe....Prince Caspian is due out May 16th
:nerd

[midgetonadonkey]

^^^So, Timvp, you must have found the codeine syrup & mixed it with the Old English already? :drunk :lol :drunk

It's called syzurpp.

[midgetonadonkey]

I just saw a trailer for a Sequel to The Chronicles of Narnia The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe....Prince Caspian is due out May 16th
:nerd

fag

[marini martini]

It's called syzurpp.

syzorry, asyzzzzzzz whole

[Mister Sinister]

You should visit St. Olaf. Home of Rose Nylund.
Does St. Olaf have a fuckin' metal face?

[AFBlue]

Shitfaced and just finished watching the Big Lebowski...

say som'n bitches

[ShoogarBear]

That rug really tied the room together.

[AFBlue]

That rug really tied the room together.

Fuck'n A

[AFBlue]

Also watched Tenacious D and the Pick of Destiny....

Highly fucking underrated. Of exceptional quality is their masterful use of the word "fuck".

[marini martini]

Shitfaced and just finished watching the Big Lebowski...

say som'n bitches

He reminds me of my first x-husband :depressed :toast :depressed

[Mister Sinister]

Hey, are there any balls down there?
"Bout the biggest pair you've ever seen! Dingleberry!"

[timvp]

My liver hates me. :toast

[Mister Sinister]

Mrph. Shagia HAET insomnia.

[batman2883]

ok so i need to buy a gift for a girl, and i dont know what to get her, cant be jewelry cause i already got her that for valentines day, any suggestions guys?

[The Sun]

Take her out for a nice breakfast.

[batman2883]

Take her out for a nice breakfast.
you know you're right!!

[KEDA]

ok so i need to buy a gift for a girl, and i dont know what to get her, cant be jewelry cause i already got her that for valentines day, any suggestions guys?


Patron Platnium

[florige]

ok so i need to buy a gift for a girl, and i dont know what to get her, cant be jewelry cause i already got her that for valentines day, any suggestions guys?


A gift card to her favorite department store. You can't go wrong with that.

[ATRAIN]

ok so i need to buy a gift for a girl, and i dont know what to get her, cant be jewelry cause i already got her that for valentines day, any suggestions guys?


Is this a "friend"?

[ATRAIN]

A gift card to her favorite department store. You can't go wrong with that.


Gift card to Victoria's secret is a win win situation.

[sa_butta]

Gift card to Victoria's secret is a win win situation.or giftcard to the adult megaplex.

[ATRAIN]

or giftcard to the adult megaplex.


the gift that keeps on giving!!

[florige]

Gift card to Victoria's secret is a win win situation.


Just make sure that it's going to be a win-win between YOU and her.... :lol

[sa_butta]

the gift that keeps on giving!!and quite possibly unwraps itself.

[sa_butta]

Just make sure that it's going to be a win-win between YOU and her.... :lolOr you, her, and her friend.:eyebrows

[ATRAIN]

Just make sure that it's going to be a win-win between YOU and her.... :lol


LOL well thats understood, you wouldn't want it to be a win for some other guy. Hey bat maybe you should get her a bullet proof vest since she will be hanging out with you.

[mrsmaalox]

ok so i need to buy a gift for a girl, and i dont know what to get her, cant be jewelry cause i already got her that for valentines day, any suggestions guys?
You know that all depends if this "girl" is your mom, sister, friend, friend w/ benefits, someone you want to be your real girlfriend or real girlfriend.

[sa_butta]

pearl necklace.

[florige]

Or you, her, and her friend.:eyebrows


YES SIR!!! :toast

[ATRAIN]

pearl necklace.


or you can get her a bowtie...................from Cincinnati :)

[florige]

I used to do the jewelry thing. But unless I actually KNOW that what she wants I don't put myself out there calling myself taking the word of my sister, or the woman behind the counter. I have gotten burned like that before. Too much money involved witb jewelry. Every woman seems to have different taste when it comes to that.

[midgetonadonkey]

ok so i need to buy a gift for a girl, and i dont know what to get her, cant be jewelry cause i already got her that for valentines day, any suggestions guys?

Make the bullet lodged in your chest a pendent and put it on a necklace.

[to21]

:lmao

Or a crucifix with Jesus on a anchor.

[ATRAIN]

:lmao

Or a crucifix with Jesus on a anchor.


I never understood the that. Why on a anchor?

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I never understood the that. Why on a anchor?

I'm probably wrong, but a quick Google turns this up: In Hebrews 6:19 we read, “Which hope we have as an anchor of the soul, both sure and stedfast . . . ” Jesus is an anchor that holds! ...

[ATRAIN]

I'm probably wrong, but a quick Google turns this up: In Hebrews 6:19 we read, “Which hope we have as an anchor of the soul, both sure and stedfast . . . ” Jesus is an anchor that holds! ...


works for me

[Melmart1]

An anchor of the soul? Anchors keep you in one place, though. What if your soul is bad and Jesus is preventing you from making progress by holding you down?

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

An anchor of the soul? Anchors keep you in one place, though. What if your soul is bad and Jesus is preventing you from making progress by holding you down?

I have no clue why that last line made me think of this, but it did...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eL03THMxea0

[batman2883]

You know that all depends if this "girl" is your mom, sister, friend, friend w/ benefits, someone you want to be your real girlfriend or real girlfriend.
real girlfriend

[batman2883]

An anchor of the soul? Anchors keep you in one place, though. What if your soul is bad and Jesus is preventing you from making progress by holding you down?


blasphomy

[midgetonadonkey]

Jesus is holding me back.

[midgetonadonkey]

I could accomplish great things if it wasn't for him.

[midgetonadonkey]

Jesus buys me booze.

[midgetonadonkey]

And gets me whores.

[midgetonadonkey]

And keeps a steady supply of blow in house.

[midgetonadonkey]

Jesus is my dope dealer.

[ORION]

:sleep