Free Quattro Razor (11)

[ATRAIN]

"Blow me, all right? But not literally, though. Unfortunately, there's no promotion involved for you. "

[peewee's lovechild]

Frank Costello:

"For his own good, tell Bruce Lee and the Karate Kids none of us are carrying automatic weapons. Because here - in this country... it don't add inches to your dick. You get a life sentence for it."

[ATRAIN]

Frank Costello:

"For his own good, tell Bruce Lee and the Karate Kids none of us are carrying automatic weapons. Because here - in this country... it don't add inches to your dick. You get a life sentence for it."


lol

[peewee's lovechild]

Queenan: You're a worker. You rise fast.

Dignam: Like a 12-year-old's dick.

[peewee's lovechild]

Ellerby: Go fuck yourself.

Dignam: I'm tired from fucking your wife.

Ellerby: How is your mother?

Dignam: Good, she's tired from fucking my father

[peewee's lovechild]

Dignam: I can't wait to wipe that fucking smirk right off of your face.

Frank Costello: Wouldn't you rather wipe my ass for me?

[ATRAIN]

Ellerby: Go fuck yourself.

Dignam: I'm tired from fucking your wife.

Ellerby: How is your mother?

Dignam: Good, she's tired from fucking my father


LMAO Dignam had the best lines ever!!

[ATRAIN]

We forgot the Police Academy movies!!

[peewee's lovechild]

We forgot the Police Academy movies!!

I saw them recently and they're just not as funny as I remember them. Still funny, but not as funny as when I was a kid.

[CuckingFunt]

Top SecretI proudly admit to owning this film and watching it enough to have not only memorized it word for word, but to have worn completely through two video cassettes. Young Val Kilmer made me feel funny.

[CuckingFunt]

"I'm the guy who does his job. You must be the other guy."The delivery of that line cracks me up every time I watch that movie.

[CuckingFunt]

It's fucking cold as hell this morning, for the record. I am not accustomed to having to de-ice my windshield.

[ATRAIN]

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How YOU doin?? :eyebrows

[CuckingFunt]

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How YOU doin?? :eyebrowsSomething tells me those eyebrows wouldn't be quite so active if timvp were in here.

[ATRAIN]

Something tells me those eyebrows wouldn't be quite so active if timvp were in here.


Timvp fears the Atrain!!

[ATRAIN]

hey funt i can't decide what to listen to on my ipod any ideas? I just listened to a Motion City Soundtrack Album and I just moved on to N.E.R.D

[CuckingFunt]

hey funt i can't decide what to listen to on my ipod any ideas? I just listened to a Motion City Soundtrack Album and I just moved on to N.E.R.DHmmm... I'm typically a shuffle girl, since I'm ridiculously indecisive.

However, I'm listening to Amy Winehouse currently and remembering why I thought this was such a fantastic fucking album.

[ATRAIN]

Hmmm... I'm typically a shuffle girl, since I'm ridiculously indecisive.

However, I'm listening to Amy Winehouse currently and remembering why I thought this was such a fantastic fucking album.


Well I get into these moods where I wanna hear the whole cd, yesterday I listened to the new Shins. Im totally in a Pharrell mood though. He kicks ass!!

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I looked her up...Meredith Salenger...she was in ClerksIItoo bad. i'm not a kevin smith zombie like a lot of people are. i made it to about 10 minutes in to the first one.

[samikeyp]

Meredith Salenger was not in Clerks II

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0424345/fullcredits#cast

[Mister Sinister]

I'm on a Talking Heads kick at the moment.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I'm on a Talking Heads kick at the moment.i checked out "once in a lifetime" and it grooves so hard it ain't funny. when i first saw the video i kinda didn't pay attention to it. just byrne chopping up his arm. i should check out the rest of that album.

[samikeyp]

And she was lying in the grass
And she could hear the highway breathing
And she could see a nearby factory
She's making sure she is not dreaming
See the lights of a neighbor's house
Now she's starting to rise
Take a minute to concentrate
And she opens up her eyes

The world was moving and she was right there with it (and she was)
The world was moving she was floating above it (and she was) and she was

[CuckingFunt]

I just moved to Gnarls Barkley. I'd forgotten what I good album this was, too.

[Melmart1]

I'm hungry. Time for lunch.

[Mister Sinister]

And she was lying in the grass
And she could hear the highway breathing
And she could see a nearby factory
She's making sure she is not dreaming
See the lights of a neighbor's house
Now she's starting to rise
Take a minute to concentrate
And she opens up her eyes

The world was moving and she was right there with it (and she was)
The world was moving she was floating above it (and she was) and she was
That *JUST* came on my iTunes. Creepypasta.

[Mister Sinister]

i checked out "once in a lifetime" and it grooves so hard it ain't funny. when i first saw the video i kinda didn't pay attention to it. just byrne chopping up his arm. i should check out the rest of that album.
The two I have are Sand in the Vaseline (on cassette, for God's sakes. My dad handed this down to me when I was a kid), and The Best of the Talking Heads on CD. Psycho Killer is so catchy it's not even fair.

[ATRAIN]

I just moved to Gnarls Barkley. I'd forgotten what I good album this was, too.



Yeah it is, maybe that will be next after N.E.R.D

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I just moved to Gnarls Barkley. I'd forgotten what I good album this was, too.most of "Today's" music is so lifeless.

[ATRAIN]

I'm hungry. Time for lunch.


What's for lunch?

[Melmart1]

What's for lunch?
no idea. I don't want to cook. Blechhh.

[CuckingFunt]

I should make something yummy for lunch. It's been since Thanksgiving since I've eaten an actual meal.

[Melmart1]

Haha, my mom just called to see if I wanted to join her, my nephew and one of my cousins for lunch. Glad I didn't start cooking!

[ATRAIN]

Haha, my mom just called to see if I wanted to join her, my nephew and one of my cousins for lunch. Glad I didn't start cooking!


where to?

[Melmart1]

where to?
No idea, she is going to call me back when they are ready. It better be soon, cus there is a rumbling in my tummy!

[CuckingFunt]

I had to put on some Talking Heads after all the conversation.

"This Must be the Place (Naive Melody)" is one of my very favorite songs ever. There's just something about it that makes me happy.

[CuckingFunt]

I had to put on some Talking Heads after all the conversation.

"This Must be the Place (Naive Melody)" is one of my very favorite songs ever. There's just something about it that makes me happy.Okay.

That was a little gay.

I admit it.

[Mister Sinister]

I had to put on some Talking Heads after all the conversation.

"This Must be the Place (Naive Melody)" is one of my very favorite songs ever. There's just something about it that makes me happy.
Same. I listen to that when I need something to calm me down. The melody does it, plus the fact that it makes me think of my closest friends.

[mrsmaalox]

Yep.

I love that song.
I saw that video for the first time just a couple of seconds ago on VH1Classic; they are doing some Springsteen block or something. The ending was a bit of a surprise..

[midgetonadonkey]

http://i4.tinypic.com/71xx73c.jpg

[samikeyp]

New girlfriend, Midge?

[midgetonadonkey]

Nah, she's just some side pussy.

[peewee's lovechild]

She's hawt.

[samikeyp]

Well you got a lot of sides to choose from!

[midgetonadonkey]

For ORION:

http://www.fohguild.org/forums/attachments/screenshots/56194d1196351254-funny-strange-random-pics-00002p4g.gif

[peewee's lovechild]

For ORION:

http://www.fohguild.org/forums/attachments/screenshots/56194d1196351254-funny-strange-random-pics-00002p4g.gif

I guess Orion sent you the office video he was threatening to send.

[CuckingFunt]

Revolver (http://www.dtheatre.com/read.php?sid=4313).

I have no idea why it's taken two years for this film to get released in the states, but I will be checking this one out when it opens.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Revolver (http://www.dtheatre.com/read.php?sid=4313).

I have no idea why it's taken two years for this film to get released in the states, but I will be checking this one out when it opens.

My interest is piqued.

[ORION]

For ORION:

http://www.fohguild.org/forums/attachments/screenshots/56194d1196351254-funny-strange-random-pics-00002p4g.gif
:lmao :lmao :lmao

[ORION]

I guess Orion sent you the office video he was threatening to send.
now I did

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Fuck.
It's raining.
Work is going to be an absolute BITCH tonight as a result.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Oh, and for the record, the best movies of the '80s were Re-Animator and Day of the Dead.
:flipoff

[ORION]

1Billups1 how was that turkey I made

[peewee's lovechild]

Someone just farted in here.

[jman3000]

I just gave blood and I guess they were clearing out their old shit... I got so much free shit. 2 spurs shirts, a hat, a bag, a christmas ornament, another shirt and free juice and cookies :downspin:

[jman3000]

i always have to contain my laughter when they ask "have you ever paid for sex with a male?" ... i dont know why... i just find it funny.

[CuckingFunt]

I have recently come to the conclusion that Eva Green is spectacular.

[midgetonadonkey]

It's time.

[Silver21_Black20]

Nooooo, it's not 8pm.

[midgetonadonkey]

Lame.

[CuckingFunt]

It can't be time yet. I just got home a minute ago and I'm still putting things away.

The vodka's still in the freezer.

[Melmart1]

OK, I got a sixer of Pacifico and two quarts of Carta Blanca in addition to the other stuff I have had in the fridge all week. What about the rest of you fuckers?

[CuckingFunt]

OK, I got a sixer of Pacifico and two quarts of Carta Blanca in addition to the other stuff I have had in the fridge all week. What about the rest of you fuckers?
I've got practically full bottles of Stoli and Stoli Vanil in the freezer and the ingredients to make almost all vodka/gin based cocktails.

[Silver21_Black20]

6 pack of Budweiser pints, for midge, 5 Modelos, for me and Patron.

[Silver21_Black20]

First shot for Condemned . . .

[midgetonadonkey]

Shot number 1.

Screw you guys.

[CuckingFunt]

Screw you guys.
Are you still being a crabby pants?

[Melmart1]

Ok, going to get a shot

[CuckingFunt]

One shot down for The Funt.

[RashoFan]

Meredith Salenger was not in Clerks II

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0424345/fullcredits#cast
My apologies...I have no idea where I thought I saw that see was in Clerks II. I DID see that see played Natty Gann back in 1985.

[CuckingFunt]

ATRAIN hasn't chimed in yet. Wasn't this his idea?

[Melmart1]

My apologies...I have no idea where I thought I saw that see was in Clerks II. I DID see that see played Natty Gann back in 1985.
I thought you weren't going to be here

[CuckingFunt]

Two shots for me.

Nummy.

[ATRAIN]

alright bitches i have arrived with a 12 of dos X amber, sixer of red stripe, a quart of Carta Blanca hahah straight up ghetto. Also Patron in the fridge, going to get my shot. Fuck you Midge!!

[RashoFan]

I thought you weren't going to be here
It was slow at work and I was going to hit OT so they told me to GTFO.

[CuckingFunt]

I don't know why, but there is something incredibly amusing to me about really buff Japanese guys who are 5' 2".

[midgetonadonkey]

I hired a professional boxing corner man.

[ATRAIN]

oh yeah and the INdio is in the fridge already to make pee wee jealous!!

[RashoFan]

Time for me to get a drink...

[jman3000]

alright bitches i have arrived with a 12 of dos X amber, sixer of red stripe, a quart of Carta Blanca hahah straight up ghetto. Also Patron in the fridge, going to get my shot. Fuck you Midge!!
:lmao

atrain is gonna die.

[Silver21_Black20]

OMG . . . my first shot of Patron,

Nice and smooof!

[jman3000]

this might be the most incredibly anti social thing ive ever seen in my life.

[midgetonadonkey]

Patron is what I would imagine God's piss to taste like.

[ATRAIN]

I hired a professional boxing corner man.

awesome!! if your really serious on doing this, let me know so I can get the date set, with the place.

[midgetonadonkey]

this might be the most incredibly anti social thing ive ever seen in my life.

You are correct sir!

[CuckingFunt]

oh yeah and the INdio is in the fridge already to make pee wee jealous!!
Peewee's not even here.

[Silver21_Black20]

Fuck peewee. That loser!

[CuckingFunt]

this might be the most incredibly anti social thing ive ever seen in my life.
It could be worse.

We could be getting drunk for an rough and tumble online D&D session.

[midgetonadonkey]

awesome!! if your really serious on doing this, let me know so I can get the date set, with the place.

I am serious about it. But I want it done right. Get a state license so he can have it at an arena and sell tickets. I want 60% of the gate sales.

[ATRAIN]

:lmao

atrain is gonna die.


shit I just might!!!

[Silver21_Black20]

this might be the most incredibly anti social thing ive ever seen in my life.

Thanks for participating, asswipe!

[CuckingFunt]

Vodka/tonic is a tasty and refreshing beverage.

[midgetonadonkey]

shit I just might!!!

Fingers crossed.

[CuckingFunt]

I'm going to have to pace myself, though, if everyone else is drinking beer and I'm drinking 90 proof.

[Melmart1]

Fuck peewee. That loser!
NO shit, he chickened out!

[ATRAIN]

I am serious about it. But I want it done right. Get a state license so he can have it at an arena and sell tickets. I want 60% of the gate sales.


LOL do you think Spurstalk people would show?

[ATRAIN]

Fingers crossed.


LOL midge you ready for a shot of Patron for our fight?

[The New Midge]

Hi everyone!!

Let's have a great time tonight!!

[CuckingFunt]

NO shit, he chickened out!
I'm highly disappointed.

[The New Midge]

Everyone play nice. This is all about Quattro love.

[jman3000]

Thanks for participating, asswipe!
im not participating... im just gonna drop in during commercials from the game...

i just gave 2 pints of blood... if i drank a can of bud light right now i'd get drunk.

[The New Midge]

im not participating... im just gonna drop in during commercials from the game...

i just gave 2 pints of blood... if i drank a can of bud light right now i'd get drunk.

That's the best time to drink.

[CuckingFunt]

im not participating... im just gonna drop in during commercials from the game...

i just gave 2 pints of blood... if i drank a can of bud light right now i'd get drunk.
Excuses, excuses.

[Silver21_Black20]

im not participating... im just gonna drop in during commercials from the game...

i just gave 2 pints of blood... if i drank a can of bud light right now i'd get drunk.

Do it!!

I miss drunk jman.

[Melmart1]

This organic beer is not half bad.

[ATRAIN]

im not participating... im just gonna drop in during commercials from the game...

i just gave 2 pints of blood... if i drank a can of bud light right now i'd get drunk.


NO shit Jman pony up bitch!!

[RashoFan]

Don't you just hate when someone who has had a cough for 3 fucking weeks complains that they don't feel good, the woke up all night coughing, I tried this stuff, I tried that stuff....:pctoss
Fuck I have been saying "GO TO THE DOCTOR ALREADY"...
the reply...oh it is just a chest cold......
FUCK, cough up the lung and STFU already...geezz

[Melmart1]

So atrain, where did you find the carta blanca? I found mine at walmart, lol. I hate walmart but I was out with my mom and she wanted to go there. I was highly surprised to find it. I got the last two quarts they had and she looked at me like I was high.

[ATRAIN]

hey Jaimie a negative times a negative equals a positive!!

[Jaime Escalante]

You burros need to quit screwing around and learn some calculus!

[Silver21_Black20]

peewee's lovechild
Last Activity: Today 08:12 PM
Private Messaging @ 08:12 PM

Join us you fucker!!!!

[Melmart1]

Don't you just hate when someone who has had a cough for 3 fucking weeks complains that they don't feel good, the woke up all night coughing, I tried this stuff, I tried that stuff....:pctoss
Fuck I have been saying "GO TO THE DOCTOR ALREADY"...
the reply...oh it is just a chest cold......
FUCK, cough up the lung and STFU already...geezz
Why don't YOU shut the fuck up already?

[Jaime Escalante]

hey Jaimie a negative times a negative equals a positive!!

Fill in de hole.

[ATRAIN]

So atrain, where did you find the carta blanca? I found mine at walmart, lol. I hate walmart but I was out with my mom and she wanted to go there. I was highly surprised to find it. I got the last two quarts they had and she looked at me like I was high.


I stopped by Randalls on my way home from the gym, man I was all sweaty buying beer but I dont give a shit. It was a "new" item. I do have to say though, its not all that!!

[CuckingFunt]

Fill in de hole.
**giggle**

[Melmart1]

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Jekka! Are you joining us, you hot thing!

[midgetonadonkey]

Toby Keith is such a badass.

[ATRAIN]

Fill in de hole.


its hot in here but im thinking cool like you taught me!!

[midgetonadonkey]

He's the Big Dog Daddy.

[RashoFan]

i just gave 2 pints of blood... if i drank a can of bud light right now i'd get drunk.
2 pints??? WTH did they spill the first one on the floor???

[jman3000]

Do it!!

I miss drunk jman.

drunk jman throws up a lot, bites married women, and sleeps with skanks.

i dont miss him one bit.

any type of jman is a pimp though.

[CuckingFunt]

Toby Keith is such a badass.
He flip off a camera or something?

[RashoFan]

Why don't YOU shut the fuck up already?
how about long enough to drink my drink....

[Jekka]

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Jekka! Are you joining us, you hot thing!
I have to be at work at 8am, so I really shouldn't :depressed I did just have a glass of wine, though, and am thinking I might move on to another.

What exactly is this? Is this a prescribed number of shots or just general debauchery happening? I don't feel like going back in the thread to find out what's going on.

[ATRAIN]

2 pints??? WTH did they spill the first one on the floor???


what else would you do with 2?

[jman3000]

2 pints??? WTH did they spill the first one on the floor???
they say i have the size to give a double... i have to wait 16 weeks instead of 8 to donate again... but it's worth it.

[Silver21_Black20]

drunk jman throws up a lot, bites married women, and sleeps with skanks.

i dont miss him one bit.

any type of jman is a pimp though.

Eww . . . ok, I miss the drunk, square jman I use to hang out with.

[CuckingFunt]

I have to be at work at 8am, so I really shouldn't :depressed I did just have a glass of wine, though, and am thinking I might move on to another.

What exactly is this? Is this a prescribed number of shots or just general debauchery happening? I don't feel like going back in the thread to find out what's going on.
General debauchery.

And the amusement of mass drunken posting.

And, according to some, the most anti-social thing ever.

[peewee's lovechild]

Someone farted in here and it's coming from Midge's house.

[ATRAIN]

I have to be at work at 8am, so I really shouldn't :depressed I did just have a glass of wine, though, and am thinking I might move on to another.

What exactly is this? Is this a prescribed number of shots or just general debauchery happening? I don't feel like going back in the thread to find out what's going on.


we all decided to get drunk together and post, jman decided to be the biggest pussy and not drink!!

[Silver21_Black20]

Shot #2

[ATRAIN]

Someone farted in here and it's coming from Midge's house.


what are you killing your liver with tonight?

[peewee's lovechild]

I got a six pack of Bud Ice, a six pack of Shiner Bohemian Black Lager, a bottle of Parrot's bay and some pineapple juice to go with it . . . and a small bottle of Bailey's if I still have room.

[RashoFan]

they say i have the size to give a double... i have to wait 16 weeks instead of 8 to donate again... but it's worth it.
I have never heard that before.....and you should be feeling like tired crap right now... I think they overbleed you.....fing Vampires

[ATRAIN]

Shot #2


well alrighty then!!

[jman3000]

Eww . . . ok, I miss the drunk, square jman I use to hang out with.

:lmao

he never existed. he just dialed it down a few notches to keep from looking like a retard.

[CuckingFunt]

Shot #2
Slow poke.

[ATRAIN]

a bottle of Parrot's bay and some pineapple juice to go with it . . ..

Could you be a bigger pussy???? that shit is like 10 proof!!!

[jman3000]

I have never heard that before.....and you should be feeling like tired crap right now... I think they overbleed you.....fing Vampires

I'm 6'3 200 pounds... i probably have a lot of blood in me.

[ATRAIN]

patron is good!!

[Jekka]

General debauchery.

And the amusement of mass drunken posting.

And, according to some, the most anti-social thing ever.
Dammit, why can't you all do this on a night when I don't have to be up the next morning?! Ah well, at least I'm getting some free entertainment out of this.

[peewee's lovechild]

He's the Big Dog Daddy.

Fucking hillbilly cocksucker.

[ATRAIN]

where did mel go, is she puking already?

[CuckingFunt]

Dammit, why can't you all do this on a night when I don't have to be up the next morning?! Ah well, at least I'm getting some free entertainment out of this.
We planned it last weekend and this was the day that worked best for everyone.




Okay... so maybe it is a little anti-social.

[CuckingFunt]

Eva Green has nice booooooooooooobies.

[RashoFan]

I'm 6'3 200 pounds... i probably have a lot of blood in me.
6 to 6 & 1/2 pints(at the most) is my guess....but still that is alot of blood to donate at one time.

[midgetonadonkey]

I'm listening to Ramon Ayala.

[midgetonadonkey]

Mi Piquito de Oro!!

[Jekka]

where did mel go, is she puking already?
Where did Mel go? I expect some x-rated posting out of her drunk self before she passes out later.

[ATRAIN]

We planned it last weekend and this was the day that worked best for everyone.




Okay... so maybe it is a little anti-social.


It is what it is, this is the one night I make peace with the midge before I demolish him in the boxing ring!!

[Silver21_Black20]

patron is good!!

Very good.

We have the Silver but I'd like to try the other 2 also.

[RashoFan]

Eva Green has nice booooooooooooobies.
post a pic of them for all to see

[ATRAIN]

Very good.

We have the Silver but I'd like to try the other 2 also.


yeah thats what I have, I want to get the anejo but ill wait till I go to progresso!!

[peewee's lovechild]

Could you be a bigger pussy???? that shit is like 10 proof!!!

That shit tastes good . . . and I drink it when I'm winding down.

[Silver21_Black20]

Slow poke.

:lol

Unfortunately I have to work tomorrow at noon and work all day. I'm pacing myself.

[peewee's lovechild]

Eva Green has nice booooooooooooobies.

I want to fuck her 1,000 different ways.

Wasn't that such a good movie?

[CuckingFunt]

post a pic of them for all to see
I did a google image search of "eva green boobies" and got nothing.

[Flaco Jimenez]

I'm listening to Ramon Ayala.

Ju wan to listen to me play accordion?

I play real good.

[ATRAIN]

hey pee wee I liked that post, i am going to comment on it later but im thinking of what I should say

[peewee's lovechild]

Mi Piquito de Oro!!

Chaparra de mi amor
No me hagas sufrir, ya tanto

Yo a ti te quiero
Y por ti yo estoy penando

[jman3000]

I did a google image search of "eva green boobies" and got nothing.
it might work if you add the extra 6 or so o's you put.

[ATRAIN]

Ju wan to listen to me play accordion?

I play real good.


Play me Malaguena!!

[CuckingFunt]

I want to fuck her 1,000 different ways.

Wasn't that such a good movie?
It was really good, actually.

For more than just her luscious boobies.




Though that was quite a cherry on top.

[peewee's lovechild]

:lol

Unfortunately I have to work tomorrow at noon and work all day. I'm pacing myself.

You pussy fart.

Just fucking drink.

[Jekka]

post a pic of them for all to see
They're too big to post, so here are links to the Eva Green awesomeness - link 1 (http://egotastic.com/image?path=0611/eva-green-arena-06.jpg&info=Eva%20Green%20Arena%20Magazine%20Pictures) and link 2 (http://egotastic.com/image?path=0611/eva-green-arena-07.jpg&info=Eva%20Green%20Arena%20Magazine%20Pictures).

[peewee's lovechild]

hey pee wee I liked that post, i am going to comment on it later but im thinking of what I should say

How 'bout if I just box some shit out of you?

[Silver21_Black20]

You pussy fart.

Just fucking drink.

I am drinking puto!

[ATRAIN]

I almost didnt show up tonight!!

[CuckingFunt]

it might work if you add the extra 6 or so o's you put.Sadly, no.




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[midgetonadonkey]

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/Stevensvisit016.jpg

[peewee's lovechild]

Play me Malaguena!!

Fuck that, play "El Chubasco".

I fucking love that song.

[ATRAIN]

How 'bout if I just box some shit out of you?


lol sorry you have to get in line!!

[peewee's lovechild]

Fuck that, play "El Chubasco".

I fucking love that song.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OfZ0Cmy91kk

I'd like to see Flaco play that.

[ATRAIN]

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/Stevensvisit016.jpg


caption ....." damn this feels good up my ass"

[CuckingFunt]

They're too big to post, so here are links to the Eva Green awesomeness - link 1 (http://egotastic.com/image?path=0611/eva-green-arena-06.jpg&info=Eva%20Green%20Arena%20Magazine%20Pictures) and link 2 (http://egotastic.com/image?path=0611/eva-green-arena-07.jpg&info=Eva%20Green%20Arena%20Magazine%20Pictures).
Jekka is spectacular.

[peewee's lovechild]

I almost didnt show up tonight!!

This was almost going to turn out pretty good.

[Silver21_Black20]

Dammit . . . my eyes were closed in that picture.

[Melmart1]

where did mel go, is she puking already?
Friday Night Lights, bitch!

[peewee's lovechild]

It was really good, actually.

For more than just her luscious boobies.




Though that was quite a cherry on top.

I love that scene when her brother touches her snatch and rubs the blood between his fingers.

It's oscar worthy.

[ATRAIN]

Don't worry pee wee i might leave early.

[RashoFan]

I did a google image search of "eva green boobies" and got nothing.
Is this her?
http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c333/RashoFan/eva_green002.jpg

[Jekka]

Jekka is spectacular.
http://egotastic.com/ is way too fun. There are a few duds, but for the most part, this guy keeps the best archive of celebrity sexy photoshoots and bikini pictures on the internet.

[peewee's lovechild]

Jekka is spectacular.

She has spectacular tatas.

[jman3000]

:lmao

some girl just literally came up to me... stared at me for 5 seconds, smiled, said hi, then walked away.

:lol

[CuckingFunt]

Is this her?
Yep.

[midgetonadonkey]

Those are some huge nipples.

[peewee's lovechild]

Dammit . . . my eye were closed in that picture.

What the fuck?

Are you a cyclops?

[jman3000]

spurs down by 11... im getting pissed.

[ATRAIN]

:lmao

some girl just literally came up to me... stared at me for 5 seconds, smiled, said hi, then walked away.

:lol


where are you at jman?

[CuckingFunt]

:lmao

some girl just literally came up to me... stared at me for 5 seconds, smiled, said hi, then walked away.

:lol
Was she wearing a straight jacket?

[peewee's lovechild]

Friday Night Lights, bitch!

DVR baby!!!!

I'm watching it tomorrow.

[Melmart1]

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/Stevensvisit016.jpg
That is the gayest picture I have ever seen of you.

[Silver21_Black20]

:lmao

some girl just literally came up to me... stared at me for 5 seconds, smiled, said hi, then walked away.

:lol

Where you at?

[ATRAIN]

Pee loves the part where the guy jacks off on the picture and his sister wipes the cum off with her fingers!!

[CuckingFunt]

Those are some huge nipples.
She would pass the Midge test.

She shows labia on film.

[peewee's lovechild]

Is this her?
http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c333/RashoFan/eva_green002.jpg


I love you, Rasho.

I really do.

[jman3000]

where are you at jman?
at a bww leeching off the wifi. i cant get soulseek to work off of airrowdy so i come here when i need to get music and shit for my laptop.

[midgetonadonkey]

I found a video of her here. (http://www.2girls1cup.com)

[Jekka]

Those are some huge nipples.
No, those are big areolas, Bai Ling has huge nipples (http://egotastic.com/image-nsfw?path=0710/bai-ling-topless-photographie-04.jpg&info=Bai%20Ling%20Topless%20Pictures).

[Melmart1]

Don't worry pee wee i might leave early.
What?! Why?

[Silver21_Black20]

What the fuck?

Are you a cyclops?

I don't know what you're talking about. :nerd

[peewee's lovechild]

:lmao

some girl just literally came up to me... stared at me for 5 seconds, smiled, said hi, then walked away.

:lol

It must be "flirt with a muslim terrorist day".

[midgetonadonkey]

She would pass the Midge test.

She shows labia on film.

Every actress should be required to show labia. It should be a clause in their contracts.

[RashoFan]

I love you, Rasho.

I really do.
Thanks....BUT,
Tell me something I don't know....

[CuckingFunt]

I found a video of her here. (http://www.2girls1cup.com/)
Thank fuck you can see what a link is before you click it.

[ATRAIN]

at a bww leeching off the wifi. i cant get soulseek to work off of airrowdy so i come here when i need to get music and shit for my laptop.


So that girl came up to you said hi and walked away, why are you still in here typing away.....first you don't drink, then you let a chick walk away without even saying anything!!!

[midgetonadonkey]

No, those are big areolas, Bai Ling has huge nipples (http://egotastic.com/image-nsfw?path=0710/bai-ling-topless-photographie-04.jpg&info=Bai%20Ling%20Topless%20Pictures).

God damn.

[peewee's lovechild]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUhUWAiVvEw&feature=related

[midgetonadonkey]

Thank fuck you can see what a link is before you click it.

Damn you. Just watch it.

[CuckingFunt]

No, those are big areolas, Bai Ling has huge nipples (http://egotastic.com/image-nsfw?path=0710/bai-ling-topless-photographie-04.jpg&info=Bai%20Ling%20Topless%20Pictures).
Small boobies have big nipples.

Big boobies have small nipples.

[peewee's lovechild]

2 Bud Ices, 1 Shiner Black Lager down

[ATRAIN]

God damn.


didn't she come out in entourage?

[Melmart1]

Small boobies have big nipples.

Big boobies have small nipples.
Thats not really true. THe first girl I messed with had both huge knockers and nipples.

[CuckingFunt]

Damn you. Just watch it.
I have so far managed to avoid ever seeing it. I plan to keep it that way.

[peewee's lovechild]

Where the fuck is Mel?

I'm out if she's not going to be participating.

[midgetonadonkey]

I found a video of her here. (http://www.2girls1cup.com)

Marco. Watch this shit.

[peewee's lovechild]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nv1i-rIQAV0&feature=related

[Silver21_Black20]

Small boobies have big nipples.

Big boobies have small nipples.

What kind of nipples do medium boobies have?

[midgetonadonkey]

Where the fuck is Mel?

I'm out if she's not going to be participating.

Quit with the gay faggot flirting shit.

[Melmart1]

I have so far managed to avoid ever seeing it. I plan to keep it that way.
You are better off, trust me.

[RashoFan]

Small boobies have big nipples.

Big boobies have small nipples.
What is your definition of small boobies and big boobies???

[midgetonadonkey]

What kind of nipples do medium boobies have?

Perfect ones.

[CuckingFunt]

Thats not really true. THe first girl I messed with had both huge knockers and nipples.
I know. It's just one of my favorite erroneous theories.

[Melmart1]

Where the fuck is Mel?

I'm out if she's not going to be participating.
I'm here! gotdamn, read son!

[ATRAIN]

Quit with the gay faggot flirting shit.


yeah none of that shit today!!!

[CuckingFunt]

I need to get laid. I think I'm going to try to make that happen this weekend.

[Melmart1]

I have medium boobies and big nipples. I hate it, I have to wear padded bras or else they stick out. I even had a boss once point it out to me and ask me to put on a sweater because it was distracting :lmao Fucking pervert.

[midgetonadonkey]

I'm actually in agreement with ATRAIN.

[CuckingFunt]

yeah none of that shit today!!!
What if I want to flirt with Mel? Is that allowed?

'Cause... after enough alcohol, it's really my go-to move.

[Melmart1]

I need to get laid. I think I'm going to try to make that happen this weekend.
Try?! What do you mean, TRY? You are female, all you have to do is say "i'm horny" and there will be a plethora of men to choose from.

[midgetonadonkey]

I need to get laid. I think I'm going to try to make that happen this weekend.

That shouldn't be a problem.

Chicks never have a problem getting laid. Just go out and grab the cock of the first guy you see.

[peewee's lovechild]

Marco. Watch this shit.

Holy fucking Vishnu!!!!

That's my idea of party bitches.

[ATRAIN]

I'm actually in agreement with ATRAIN.

Its Bizarro friday dont get used to it bitch!!

[midgetonadonkey]

What if I want to flirt with Mel? Is that allowed?

'Cause... after enough alcohol, it's really my go-to move.

Girl on girl flirting is always accepted.

[ATRAIN]

What if I want to flirt with Mel? Is that allowed?

'Cause... after enough alcohol, it's really my go-to move.


Female to female flirting is not only allowed its encouraged!!

[peewee's lovechild]

yeah none of that shit today!!!

Fuck you pussy lips.

Go watch a girlfriend cheat on you.

[CuckingFunt]

Try?! What do you mean, TRY? You are female, all you have to do is say "i'm horny" and there will be a plethora of men to choose from.
Well, I know that, but I just haven't really been looking lately. But, that's gonna change.

[ATRAIN]

Girl on girl flirting is always accepted.


fuck again!!!

[CuckingFunt]

Besides, I'm not entirely certain if it's a plethora of men that I'm looking for.

[RashoFan]

Try?! What do you mean, TRY? You are female, all you have to do is say "i'm horny" and there will be a plethora of men to choose from.
Hell just say you are horny in this thread and you PM box will be full in no time...

[ATRAIN]

Fuck you pussy lips.

Go watch a girlfriend cheat on you.


hahaha you son of a bitch, that shit aint cool.

[Melmart1]

I might need to pull out the little pink book and dial up a hot beef injection myself. :lol

[peewee's lovechild]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ic2W1AgbF3I&feature=related

I'm turning this joint into a fucking cantina.

[ATRAIN]

Hell just say you are horny in this thread and you PM box will be full in no time...


well only from one individual

[CuckingFunt]

I think The Lion Fan needs to get drunk with us.

[peewee's lovechild]

I might need to pull out the little pink book and dial up a hot beef injection myself. :lol

I'm PMing my number now.

[Melmart1]

Hell just say you are horny in this thread and you PM box will be full in no time...
Shit, my inbox is full w/o saying that :lol I have to delete shit at least 3x a week.

[Jekka]

I might need to pull out the little pink book and dial up a hot beef injection myself. :lol
:lol I love The Breakfast Club.

[CuckingFunt]

Hell just say you are horny in this thread and you PM box will be full in no time...
That's not really getting laid.

[ATRAIN]

I might need to pull out the little pink book and dial up a hot beef injection myself. :lol


LOL why when pee wee is at your disposal?