Free Quattro Razor (11)

[ORION]

click click

[ORION]

it hurt like 6 bitches in a bitch boat

[midgetonadonkey]

What's wrong?

[ORION]

What's wrong?
I wish I had x-ray vision and the ability to stop time

[ATRAIN]

I wish I had x-ray vision and the ability to stop time


if you had to chose 1 or the other which would it be?

[florige]

Stop time easily.

[CuckingFunt]

I have severely pwned myself.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I have severely pwned myself.

If you think we're letting you get off that easy, you're mistaken.

[CuckingFunt]

If you think we're letting you get off that easy, you're mistaken.It's nothing exciting, I assure you.

Just turns out that several of the answers from the final were given during the statistics lecture I missed on Monday. I'm still about 99% certain I'll get a high A on the test, but having actual answers to study would have given me more time to focus on preparing for other classes' finals.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

It's still funny... probably happened to the lot of us.

[midgetonadonkey]

Where's my bff??

:depressed

[CuckingFunt]

Where's my bff??

:depressedMy guess would be sleeping off the syzzurp hangover.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

So I walk out to go check the mail and my neighbor has some carols playing.

It's also 70 degrees and sunny. What's wrong with this picture?

[midgetonadonkey]

I love Jello.

[CuckingFunt]

So I walk out to go check the mail and my neighbor has some carols playing.

It's also 70 degrees and sunny. What's wrong with this picture?It feels crazy to me that Christmas is already around the corner. There's nothing but redwoods and other evergreens where I live, so part of me is still waiting for fall to start.

[midgetonadonkey]

J-e-l-l-o

[CuckingFunt]

I love Jello.I do too. It fascinates me.

[midgetonadonkey]

I bet God's plasma is really Jello.

[CuckingFunt]

Have you ever made carbonated Jello?

[midgetonadonkey]

One thing I don't like is fruit in my Jello.

[midgetonadonkey]

Have you ever made carbonated Jello?

No. But it sounds fantastic.

[midgetonadonkey]

My girlfriend makes the best Jello.

[midgetonadonkey]

I'm going to start shooting up Jello.

[midgetonadonkey]

I'm going to give myself a Jello enima.

[midgetonadonkey]

I'm going to use Jello as lubrication next time I masturbate.

[midgetonadonkey]

Green Jello is the best.

[midgetonadonkey]

I'm going to fuck green Jello tonight.

[CuckingFunt]

You should try lying in a vat of Jell-o every day until you eventually start to absorb it through osmosis.

[midgetonadonkey]

And make babies with it.

[midgetonadonkey]

You should try lying in a vat of Jell-o every day until you eventually start to absorb it through osmosis.

That is an incredible idea.

[midgetonadonkey]

I want to die by drowning in a pool of Jello.

[CuckingFunt]

One of my relatives on my dad's side died by drowning in a vat of wine in the 1930's.

[CuckingFunt]

I had to take my pants off when I got home from class and now I'm chilly.

[midgetonadonkey]

I'm so sorry to hear about your loss.

[midgetonadonkey]

I had to take my pants off when I got home from class and now I'm chilly.

Airing out the vagine?

[CuckingFunt]

Airing out the vagine?No.

It's raining here and they got all wet at the bottom. I took them off in the hopes they'd dry off before my next class.

[ORION]

And make babies with it.
what if when you try and have sex with the jello you couldn't penetrate it with your penis and you bounced off and landed on a cactus

[CuckingFunt]

Every time I think of Jello I think of the old Disney cartoon "Mickey and the Beanstalk" in which Goofy uses the giant's Jello as a trampoline, but eventually gets stuck.

[CuckingFunt]

My right shoulder hurts like hell.

I think maybe I've been masturbating too vigorously.

[CuckingFunt]

Having the most posts in this thread is making me want to continue posting inane bullshit.

Maybe that's why peewee does it.

[jman3000]

48 hours with no sleep.

i can't wait til i start hallucinating.

[midgetonadonkey]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qVJlmhBxqw0

I love Jello.

[ORION]

48 hours with no sleep.

i can't wait til i start hallucinating.
didn't some guy die recently from lack of sleep

[jman3000]

didn't some guy die recently from lack of sleep

dont tell me that shit.

my hearts beating real fast... but i think that's just me being nervous for the test. i just found out i have one more passage to read and im getting a little worked up.

[samikeyp]

Have you ever made carbonated Jello?

I have, they used to (and still might) have this sparkling white grape jello that you put club soda, i think, in. It was pretty good.

[ATRAIN]

Having the most posts in this thread is making me want to continue posting inane bullshit.

Maybe that's why peewee does it.


Yeah when I was leading some 5 back, it was addicting. Pee wee beat me right before the end and I havent posted as much since then. I am up there again though.

[ORION]

A 2001 Study at Chicago Medical Institute suggested that sleep deprivation may be linked to more serious diseases, such as heart disease, mental illnesses, such as psychosis, bipolar and even death.

[ORION]

You’re the best!
Around!
Nothing’s gonna ever keep you down
You’re the Best!
Around!
Nothing’s gonna ever keep you down
You’re the Best!
Around!
Nothing’s gonna ever keep you dow-ow-ow-ow-own

[midgetonadonkey]

You’re the best!
Around!
Nothing’s gonna ever keep you down
You’re the Best!
Around!
Nothing’s gonna ever keep you down
You’re the Best!
Around!
Nothing’s gonna ever keep you dow-ow-ow-ow-own

Greatest movie song ever.

[peewee's lovechild]

The PeeWee lives.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

http://www.happynovisad.co.yu/film/specijal/50najboljihtuca/45.jpg

[CuckingFunt]

The PeeWee lives.Good.

You need to post a whole bunch. I don't like being the leader in this thread.

[Melmart1]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qVJlmhBxqw0

I love Jello.
I had to sign in to watch that video because of questionable content. Some people are such prudes. Its not like anyone got nekkid.

[CuckingFunt]

The PeeWee lives.How are you enjoying your new vagina?

[florige]

The PeeWee lives.


You weren't gone no time!

[peewee's lovechild]

Good.

You need to post a whole bunch. I don't like being the leader in this thread.

The PeeWee would, but he's still in a shit load of pain.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

The PeeWee lives.i hunger
http://spazquest.org/weblog/images/sinistar-small.png

[florige]

Good.

You need to post a whole bunch. I don't like being the leader in this thread.


She covered for you well. A did his part as well.

[peewee's lovechild]

How are you enjoying your new vagina?

She's all right.

I brought her home from the hospital.

She's a deaf-mute, so it's the perfect thing for me.

[CuckingFunt]

The PeeWee would, but he's still in a shit load of pain.Did they give you lots of good drugs?

[Melmart1]

The PeeWee lives.
Good. Now you can stop posting stupid shit on MySpace.

Although (and I know CF will be very dissapointed in me), I think I have decided to start actually using the page to network with other writers. Which means I will have to login more than once every six weeks. :depressed

[peewee's lovechild]

She covered for you well. A did his part as well.

I would go back and read all the posts, but I'm a little high on Vicodin right now.

Fuck, I almost fell asleep typing this fucking post.

[florige]

The PeeWee would, but he's still in a shit load of pain.


I bet they have got you on the good stuff huh?

[CuckingFunt]

Good. Now you can stop posting stupid shit on MySpace.

Although (and I know CF will be very dissapointed in me), I think I have decided to start actually using the page to network with other writers. Which means I will have to login more than once every six weeks. :depressedI am disappointed.

So much so that I'm tempted to start my own myspace page just so that I can access yours and leave derisive comments. However, that would make me a hypocrite.

[peewee's lovechild]

Did they give you lots of good drugs?

LOL!!!

I was on morphine for the first couple of days.

They got after me on the first day because I "abused" of the morphine. My parents were supposed to be supervising my morphine intake but they didn't notice that I just kept pressing the button. The next day, they put it on a timed doses.

I've been on Vic ever since I left the hopital.

[CuckingFunt]

"ER" is a crappy fucking show. I have no idea why I still bother watching it.

[florige]

LOL!!!

I was on morphine for the first couple of days.

They got after me on the first day because I "abused" of the morphine. My parents were supposed to be supervising my morphine intake but they didn't notice that I just kept pressing the button. The next day, they put it on a timed doses.

I've been on Vic ever since I left the hopital.


:lol You are crazy dude!!

[peewee's lovechild]

I bet they have got you on the good stuff huh?

It's just Vicodin for now.

But, I'm taking 4 at a time.

I still got a refill left, so what the fuck.

[Melmart1]

It turns out that high peewee is no different than sober peewee. shocking.

[CuckingFunt]

LOL!!!

I was on morphine for the first couple of days.

They got after me on the first day because I "abused" of the morphine. My parents were supposed to be supervising my morphine intake but they didn't notice that I just kept pressing the button. The next day, they put it on a timed doses.

I've been on Vic ever since I left the hopital.It's a good thing I've never been given the magical morphine button. I'd rig that fucker with a piece of scotch tape.

[Melmart1]

I am disappointed.

So much so that I'm tempted to start my own myspace page just so that I can access yours and leave derisive comments. However, that would make me a hypocrite.
But, at least I am using it for good and not for hooking up like ATRAIN and his MySpace hos.

[peewee's lovechild]

"ER" is a crappy fucking show. I have no idea why I still bother watching it.

It's like the U.N. now.
There's like a representative from every nation in the world.

I can tell you from experience, S.A. hospitals are nothing but Mexicans and Indians (dot-dots, not feathers).

[CuckingFunt]

But, at least I am using it for good and not for hooking up like ATRAIN and his MySpace hos.True.

I wonder if any of ATRAIN's myspace fillies are in the valley.

[peewee's lovechild]

It turns out that high peewee is no different than sober peewee. shocking.

I like to think that I'm a much kinder and gentler PeeWee when I"m high.

[CuckingFunt]

Shit. My pants didn't get dry.

I can't decide if I should just put them back on as is, or grab a whole new pair of jeans.

[Melmart1]

True.

I wonder if any of ATRAIN's myspace fillies are in the valley.
I bet they are all in Austin. YOu can get tons of easy pussy in Austin. Of course, with that comes tons of v.d. but hopefully ATRAIN double bags it.

[peewee's lovechild]

It's a good thing I've never been given the magical morphine button. I'd rig that fucker with a piece of scotch tape.

I tried something like that.
You know, they frown on that kind of behavior.

[CuckingFunt]

That should be Austin's motto. They'd get tons of tourism.

Well... only if they left out the v.d. part.

[CuckingFunt]

I tried something like that.
You know, they frown on that kind of behavior.Nazi fucks.

[peewee's lovechild]

Okay, I'm dizzy now.

[to21]

I like French toast!!

Jello works too.

[ATRAIN]

True.

I wonder if any of ATRAIN's myspace fillies are in the valley.


LOL actually there are some in the valley.

[to21]

Okay, I'm dizzy now.

Estrogen shots takn' effect huh?

[ATRAIN]

I bet they are all in Austin. YOu can get tons of easy pussy in Austin. Of course, with that comes tons of v.d. but hopefully ATRAIN double bags it.


LOL awww mel your funny.

[ATRAIN]

I like to think that I'm a much kinder and gentler PeeWee when I"m high.

Translation.......A Bigger Pussy!!

[CuckingFunt]

Okay, I'm dizzy now.Then go to sleep, silly.

[Melmart1]

Okay, I'm dizzy now.
Is that from marini's visit? I bet that washed-up, roast beef vagina cougar left you breathless.

[ORION]

Cobra Kai - No Mercy

http://www.mentalfloss.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/bully%20sensei.jpg

[CuckingFunt]

Is that from marini's visit? I bet that washed-up, roast beef vagina cougar left you breathless.You know... some things are just too frightening to contemplate.

[to21]

You know... some things are just too frightening to contemplate.

Sounds like jealousy to me.

[ATRAIN]

Estrogen shots takn' effect huh?


LOL

[CuckingFunt]

Sounds like jealousy to me.Jealous of marini? Surely you jest.

[Silver21_Black20]

The PeeWee lives.

Damn!

[Melmart1]

So peewee, do your new titties feel like bags of sand?

[CuckingFunt]

So peewee, do your new titties feel like bags of sand?Fo' sho.

[florige]

So peewee, do your new titties feel like bags of sand?


I think Peewee might have passed the hell out!

[Melmart1]

I bet even though peewee has a vagina, he still hasn't figured out where the clitoris is.

[ATRAIN]

Damn!


your enemy is back

[to21]

His mangina gets the stitches off in a couple of weeks......so I've heard.

[ORION]

what happened to PeeWee?

[to21]

PeeWee, do what I did and take a whole bunch of aspirin and sell the vico.

[midgetonadonkey]

what happened to PeeWee?

His hymen broke.

[florige]

passed out!

[ORION]

His hymen broke.
ahhh . the voyage into womanhood

[ORION]

how did he get hurt

[CuckingFunt]

ahhh . the voyage into womanhoodIt's really quite touching.

[to21]

I sleepppppppyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

PeeWee's head on the keyboard when he passed out.

[to21]

Do hookers take vBookie cash?

I 2k to spend bitches!

[ORION]

PeeWee's head on the keyboard when he passed out.

http://warriorlibrarian.com/PIX4/comp_sleep.jpg

[ORION]

It's really quite touching.
oh ....so he did it himself

[CuckingFunt]

Do hookers take vBookie cash?

I 2k to spend bitches!vBookie cash can't be transferred, according to Kori.

You could probably find some hookers dumb enough to take it, but their pimps would beat you up when you weren't able to pay.

[to21]

vBookie cash can't be transferred, according to Kori.

You could probably find some hookers dumb enough to take it, but their pimps would beat you up when you weren't able to pay.

:pctoss

I remember one of the stipclubs here (PT's now Perfect Ten's) had PT's cash. You'd give them a twenty and they would give you eighteen pieces of fake money to give to the ladies. The two dollars was taken out for a charge. I got kicked out when I had this ho dance on my lap and she said a lap dance was twenty dollars, I gave her the eighteen pieces of PT's cash and she said I was short two dollars.

When I told her to fuck off I wasn't paying shit they asked me to leave.

NEVER fall for the PT's cash scam.

[Melmart1]

My cousin just got a job at Perfect 10's. She is every bit as pale as me, with equally dark hair. I bet she stands out like a sore thumb there, although she is pretty.

[Flaco Jimenez]

Ju wan me to play accordion?

I play real good.

[ATRAIN]

My cousin just got a job at Perfect 10's. She is every bit as pale as me, with equally dark hair. I bet she stands out like a sore thumb there, although she is pretty.


oh your "cousin" huh hahha good one. So when do you start?

[midgetonadonkey]

Melmart is a pregnant titty dancer.

[Melmart1]

oh your "cousin" huh hahha good one. So when do you start?
Hahaha, no fucking way. If I stripped people would need sunglasses for the glare. But seriously, she just turned 18 in August and already in a strip club. And she has a 10-month old baby my mom is taking care of right now and might be pregnant again. :rolleyes

[ORION]

My cousin just got a job at Perfect 10's. She is every bit as pale as me, with equally dark hair. I bet she stands out like a sore thumb there, although she is pretty.
I know her ! Her stage name is weda !

[ATRAIN]

Melmart is a pregnant titty dancer.


Well she can get away with it until she starts showing.

[Melmart1]

Well she can get away with it until she starts showing.
I have been to a few strip clubs here. I could get away with it for long after I start showing! :lol

[midgetonadonkey]

Hahaha, no fucking way. If I stripped people would need sunglasses for the glare. But seriously, she just turned 18 in August and already in a strip club. And she has a 10-month old baby my mom is taking care of right now and might be pregnant again. :rolleyes

That sounds like the type of chick that Peewee loves.

[ORION]

Hahaha, no fucking way. If I stripped people would need sunglasses for the glare. But seriously, she just turned 18 in August and already in a strip club. And she has a 10-month old baby my mom is taking care of right now and might be pregnant again. :rolleyes
she needs to be put to sleep

[Melmart1]

That sounds like the type of chick that Peewee loves.
Would he still like her if she has a big tattoo of her ex-boyfriend's name across the side of her neck?

[ORION]

I have been to a few strip clubs here. I could get away with it for long after I start showing! :lol
Touché

[to21]

:lol

Maybe we could get ur family discount for lap dances if we go, no?

[ATRAIN]

Would he still like her if she has a big tattoo of her ex-boyfriend's name across the side of her neck?


You do?

[ATRAIN]

:lol

Maybe we could get ur family discount for lap dances if we go, no?


lol

[to21]

I still got some PT's cash!

[ORION]

Would he still like her if she has a big tattoo of her ex-boyfriend's name across the side of her neck?
depends on what his name is

[ORION]

I remember when I was about 18 and there was that one strip club by bandera and 410 behind EZ's. I was in there with some friends and this one nasty girl with garbage breath whispered in my ear " for $50 we can get a private room and you can fuck me" I threw up in my mouth

[to21]

Acapulco Fantasies!!! (the all-nude joint)

I almost got kicked out of that place too.

This bitch sat on my knee and she STUNK! I tried to be nice and asked her politely to get off my knee. After I asked a couple of more times and she didn't get off, I yelled real loud, "Damn bitch get off my knee ur pussy stinks!!!"

Apparently girls don't like it when you tell them their pussy stinks, go figure.

[samikeyp]

Acapulco Fantasies!!! (the all-nude joint)

I almost got kicked out of that place too.

This bitch sat on my knee and she STUNK! I tried to be nice and asked her politely to get off my knee. After I asked a couple of more times and she didn't get off, I yelled real loud, "Damn bitch get off my knee ur pussy stinks!!!"

Apparently girls don't like it when you tell them their pussy stinks, go figure.

:lmao :lmao :lmao

To quote Shoog...I literally LOL'd when I read that.

Good stuff!

[ORION]

Acapulco Fantasies!!! (the all-nude joint)

I almost got kicked out of that place too.

This bitch sat on my knee and she STUNK! I tried to be nice and asked her politely to get off my knee. After I asked a couple of more times and she didn't get off, I yelled real loud, "Damn bitch get off my knee ur pussy stinks!!!"

Apparently girls don't like it when you tell them their pussy stinks, go figure.
:lol
yeah thats the place. I thought that was the coolest place at 18 but now I think to myself what the fuck was I thinking. Ordor was a problem at that place.

[CuckingFunt]

I've said it before, and I'll say it again: strip clubs are fucking depressing.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

To paraphrase Chris Rock: I would never hit a woman, but I'll shake the shit outta ploto.

[ORION]

I've said it before, and I'll say it again: strip clubs are fucking depressing.
I don't see the point of a naked girl grinding on you and thats it. I haven't been to one in years

[CuckingFunt]

I don't see the point of a naked girl grinding on you and thats it. I haven't been to one in yearsThe first time I ever went to one was mildly fun, but I think only because it was when I still used to get completely shitfaced every time I went out.

Being in a strip club when you're anything even remotely close to sober, however, is just horrible.

[ORION]

The first time I ever went to one was mildly fun, but I think only because it was when I still used to get completely shitfaced every time I went out.

Being in a strip club when you're anything even remotely close to sober, however, is just horrible.
I have stories about strip clubs but everyone would just say I was lying

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I have stories about strip clubs but everyone would just say I was lying

Did you get a table dance from a fellow Royal?

[CuckingFunt]

All of my strip club stories involve someone puking.

However, none of my strip club stories involve me puking.

[ORION]

Did you get a table dance from a fellow Royal?
maaaaaayyybbbeeeeee

[ORION]

All of my strip club stories involve someone puking.

However, none of my strip club stories involve me puking.
I did that on my 21st. I was hammered

[Melmart1]

Did you get a table dance from a fellow Royal?
Trainwreck!!! :lmao

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Trainwreck!!! :lmao

So that's where he's been?

Seriously, where is he?

[midgetonadonkey]

A gimpy MS dude I used to work with in Corpus used to spend hours upon hours at The Palace. He once went for lunch and didn't leave until last call and ended up having a $1200 bill.

[samikeyp]

Hahaha, no fucking way. If I stripped people would need sunglasses for the glare. But seriously, she just turned 18 in August and already in a strip club. And she has a 10-month old baby my mom is taking care of right now and might be pregnant again. :rolleyes


I have sunglasses. :)

[ORION]

http://www.zomgcatz.com/images/cat36.jpg

[ORION]

Trainwreck!!! :lmao
Lets just say I was really drunk and I've never seen anyone hang from a pole with their buttcheeks.

[CuckingFunt]

http://img488.imageshack.us/img488/5330/bukakittenfh8.jpg

[midgetonadonkey]

Where the hell is Trainwreck? I haven't seen that fuck post in a while. He better be getting laid.

[ORION]

http://img488.imageshack.us/img488/5330/bukakittenfh8.jpg
:lol :lol -- gross

[ORION]

Where the hell is Trainwreck? I haven't seen that fuck post in a while. He better be getting laid.
he heard the donkey lady was single again

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Why does the ice cream man in my neighborhood have a dance remix of the standard ice cream jingle?

[midgetonadonkey]

The ice cream dude in my neighborhood has rims on his truck.

[ORION]

http://www.zomgcatz.com/images/catx.jpg

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

The ice cream dude in my neighborhood has rims on his truck.

Um, that ain't real ice cream.

http://img9.echo.cx/img9/47/masterp7tt.jpg

[midgetonadonkey]

Shit, they are rims like that.

[ORION]

The ice cream dude in my neighborhood has rims on his truck.
and his name is Big Worm

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Speaking of ice cream men, I had to explain to one of the reporters what Lucas was.

[ORION]

This one makes me laugh every time


http://www.zomgcatz.com/images/dogkick.jpg

[Melmart1]

The ice cream dude in my neighborhood has rims on his truck.
At least yours has a truck. Ours is just a really old guy with a bike who doesn't speak English and sells only the nasty-flavored paletas like canteloupe or tamarindo.

[ORION]

Speaking of ice cream men, I had to explain to one of the reporters what Lucas was.
They make Lucas ice cream now !! Its fucking awesome

[Melmart1]

They make Lucas ice cream now !! Its fucking awesome
That sounds disgusting. So I am sure my ice cream man will be selling it any day now.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

They make Lucas ice cream now !! Its fucking awesome

Hmm, I just did a search for Lucas chili powder online and came up with a 2005 article from The Washington Post that said they had lead in them.

[CuckingFunt]

http://img266.imageshack.us/img266/8168/128292588561683750puturby9.jpg

http://img266.imageshack.us/img266/9247/128343688002656250hallegq7.jpg

[Melmart1]

Hmm, I just did a search for Lucas chili powder online and came up with a 2005 article from The Washington Post that said they had lead in them.
My sister eats a ton of that stuff. This explains a lot.

[ORION]

http://www.zomgcatz.com/images/invbike.jpg

[CuckingFunt]

http://img213.imageshack.us/img213/2562/45613206890cb065a5bo1uj2.jpg

[Trainwreck2100]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/11/funny-pictures-nuts-birds.jpg

[ShoogarBear]

. . .Who the hell are you?

[Trainwreck2100]

Those PTI guys just credited Mota with "fat lady sings", phrase i hate when people do that

[CuckingFunt]

http://img516.imageshack.us/img516/554/lolburgerrs5.gif

[CuckingFunt]

Last one:

http://img233.imageshack.us/img233/9048/128288825100746250jazzhlu0.jpg

[ORION]

http://www.zomgcatz.com/images/invdiningchair.jpg

[ShoogarBear]

Those PTI guys just credited Mota with "fat lady sings", phrase i hate when people do thatThey're from DC.

[ShoogarBear]

Oh, great. Cat pictures.

What, we can't we get a good shoes discussion going in here?

[Melmart1]

Cats suck. They deserve to get kicked.

[ORION]

Oh, great. Cat pictures.

What, we can't we get a good shoes discussion going in here?
cats are funny

[CuckingFunt]

Cats suck. They deserve to get kicked.I do not agree with this assessment.

[CuckingFunt]

But I will no longer burden the thread with pictures.

[CuckingFunt]

I need to steal some of peewee's pain meds. My neck is fucking killing me.

[mrsmaalox]

cats are funny

They are freakin' hilarious. I used to hate cats until I ended up with one (not by choice) and now I love them. I have a dog, a bird, a gecko and some fish, but my cat is definitely the coolest!!

[ShoogarBear]

But I will no longer burden the thread with pictures.You can if we can specify what kind of pictures.

[ShoogarBear]

cats are funnyCats are delicious.

[CuckingFunt]

You can if we can specify what kind of pictures.There are no pictures of me doing a Britney Spears imitation, either.

[ShoogarBear]

There are no pictures of me doing a Britney Spears imitation, either.Which no doubt puts a nagging feeling of emptiness into your soul.

[CuckingFunt]

Which no doubt puts a nagging feeling of emptiness into your soul.Indeed it does.

[midgetonadonkey]

They are freakin' hilarious. I used to hate cats until I ended up with one (not by choice) and now I love them. I have a dog, a bird, a gecko and some fish, but my cat is definitely the coolest!!

Too bad you don't have any shut the fuck up.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

Too bad you don't have any shut the fuck up.


Well played.

[CuckingFunt]

I chortled.

[CuckingFunt]

One of the girls in my drawing class was having a loud conversation yesterday about her size I boobs, the resulting back problems, and the fact that she was going to have reduction surgery over Spring Break. I have no idea who the fuck she was talking to, but it seemed an odd thing to discuss so loudly.

[Melmart1]

I chortled.
I snickered.

[Melmart1]

One of the girls in my drawing class was having a loud conversation yesterday about her size I boobs, the resulting back problems, and the fact that she was going to have reduction surgery over Spring Break. I have no idea who the fuck she was talking to, but it seemed an odd thing to discuss so loudly.
attention whore.

[CuckingFunt]

Will someone give me a massage? I needs one.

[ShoogarBear]

Will someone give me a massage? I needs one.Attention whore.

[ShoogarBear]

One of the girls in my drawing class was having a loud conversation yesterday about her size I boobs, the resulting back problems, and the fact that she was going to have reduction surgery over Spring Break. I have no idea who the fuck she was talking to, but it seemed an odd thing to discuss so loudly.She should go work in ORION's office.

[CuckingFunt]

attention whore.Didn't work, though.

Well... it did in an ashbeeigh way.

The only response she got was from a guy on the other side of the room who pointed out that she might as well go through with the reduction because the rest of her figure, as well as her face, was so ugly that her tatas were being wasted anyway.

[CuckingFunt]

Attention whore.I've never denied it.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Didn't work, though.

Well... it did in an ashbeeigh way.

The only response she got was from a guy on the other side of the room who pointed out that she might as well go through with the reduction because the rest of her figure, as well as her face, was so ugly that her tatas were being wasted anyway.

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/03/feel_burn.jpg

[CuckingFunt]

Dammit.

Every time I start to get happy about the fact that my semester is almost over, I'm brought back down to earth by the fact that I've got to spend all weekend studying for finals.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/11/funny-pictures-nom-piggy-cat.jpg

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3pmZANQJyZk

[CuckingFunt]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3pmZANQJyZk

That is NOT how I imagined the walrus to sound.

[to21]

http://www.acc.umu.se/~zqad/cats/1185211632-1182609131548.b.jpg

[RashoFan]

ok so i need to buy a gift for a girl, and i dont know what to get her, cant be jewelry cause i already got her that for valentines day, any suggestions guys?
Necklace with a bullet shaped charm....

[RashoFan]

Too bad we do have drunking postfest every Friday night.

[marini martini]

I thought it was every night that ended in Y

[RashoFan]

Need to lose weight???
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vfOQ3O4kD3I

[RashoFan]

One of my favorites scene from the show I love to watch as a kid...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=ri7O3o1fsRc&feature=related

[The Sun]

It is going to be a great day. Enjoy!!

[ATRAIN]

It is going to be a great day. Enjoy!!


Why you hiding behind the clouds you pussy!!!

[midgetonadonkey]

Usually I hate cover bands but I saw one last night that was really kick ass. They were called Papa Wood. Maybe its was all the beer and Jager I had but I really enjoyed them.

[midgetonadonkey]

SilBlack was drunk as all get out.

[Melmart1]

Damn, where was I to take advantage of her?

[midgetonadonkey]

I don't know but I would've loved to watch that.

[Melmart1]

Typical male :lol

[midgetonadonkey]

We're off to Corpitos.

Fuck you all.

Suck my balls.

[Melmart1]

Schwetty balls?

[CuckingFunt]

Kapow!!

[ATRAIN]

Kapow!!


did you like the cd?

[CuckingFunt]

did you like the cd?
I did, thanks.

[Mister Sinister]

Wheee, I raised my average again.

[RashoFan]

Too bad we do have drunking postfest every Friday night.
I must be taking retard pills by mistake...I meant that to say too bad we DON'T have DRUNKEN postfest every friday night...
http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c333/RashoFan/tard.jpg

[CuckingFunt]

Everyone sucks.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

Everybody hurts.

Sometimes.

[to21]

I must be taking retard pills by mistake...I meant that to say too bad we DON'T have DRUNKEN postfest every friday night...

Why u wanna get drunk?

[RashoFan]

because I am bored.....

[ShoogarBear]

Everybody loves somebody sometime.

[marini martini]

<snort>

[RashoFan]

puff puff give...puff puff give...

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

So I have yet to pack.

I probably should get started.

[RashoFan]

Pack some warm clothes....

[midgetonadonkey]

<snort>

You do blow?

[midgetonadonkey]

Basic Instinct 2 is terrible.

It's actually becoming entertaining.

[RashoFan]

Do you blow? I do!

Fixed...

[midgetonadonkey]

Sharon Stone is old.

[midgetonadonkey]

[QUOTE=Do you blow? I do![ /QUOTE]

Fixed...

You fail at life.

[RashoFan]

I am so fing bored...I have to resort to picking on Midge and I couldn't even get it right the first time... go back and look at it again...I fixed it now.

[RashoFan]

And F*ck Midge is quick at quoting a post that I went to fix 10secs after I posted it....What else are you fast at??? }: )

[ashbeeigh]

fuck. I hate finding out when friends get engaged. whoopdifreakingdoo. Yet another wedding gift to buy.

[ashbeeigh]

oh and august Rush was a good movie. Everyone should see it.

[CuckingFunt]

fuck. I hate finding out when friends get engaged. whoopdifreakingdoo. Yet another wedding gift to buy.
I bet you're a blast at parties.

[timvp]

I ate so many shrimp I got iodine poisoning :(

[midgetonadonkey]

Did you eat shrimp or scrimps?

[CuckingFunt]

Both are yucky.

[timvp]

Damn it I just sat on my boys :cry

[timvp]

Ouch :pctoss

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

So I'm flipping through the channels and come up on Flip This House.

I just realized I used to work with one of the guys. And yeah, they even said he's an idiot.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

http://www.aetv.com/listings/episode_details.do?episodeid=227598&airingid=244381

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Holy shit. Why do I get the feeling this Armando guy beats his wife?