Free Quattro Razor (6)

[ATRAIN]

I want to play softball.


you can't even win in video games why would anyone want you on thier softball team.

[midgetonadonkey]

Because I can drink a lot. Isn't that whole point of playing softball?

[ATRAIN]

Because I can drink a lot. Isn't that whole point of playing softball?


Great point.....im on a softball team and I drink from the moment I am in the parking lot till the end of the game and there is no more beer left. My team wont touch a beer till the end the game. I need to get a new team.

[katyon6th]

Because I can drink a lot. Isn't that whole point of playing softball?

Yes, and to kick some ass.

You and Sandra should both play!

[samikeyp]

Good morning, Mikey!

Good morning my love.

Sup Train.



I'm a good Sicilian girl, so I can cook. But I hate cooking for myself.

Your respect points with me just doubled. :tu

[ShoogarBear]

batman has a team and he invited me to play on it because I wear tight T-shirts

[Mister Sinister]

My breakfast is a bowl of cereal with milk, and a glass of the blood of small children. Also known as raspberry ice Crystal Light.

[ObiwanGinobili]

Kashi Hearts, light soy milk, blueberries, and hot gourd of yerba mate with stevia in it.

[ObiwanGinobili]

If katy even still has my softball t-shirt she is a fucking saint.

because I am the biggest flake ever for not picking it up all friggin ready.

[samikeyp]

Total Raisin Bran with skim milk.

Obi...you ready for the final season of BSG?

[ashbeeigh]

fruity cheerios with lots of milk. Yum.

[Mister Sinister]

I almost bought fruity cheerios when I went grocery shopping yesterday.

[ATRAIN]

we are ordering from Chili's for lunch today... any suggestions, I cant make up my mind.

[Mister Sinister]

we are ordering from Chili's for lunch today... any suggestions, I cant make up my mind.
RIBS.

[ATRAIN]

RIBS.

That shit will make me sleepy......but I do need something to absorb the alcohol .

[Silver21_Black20]

I need a haircut.

[ashbeeigh]

I almost bought fruity cheerios when I went grocery shopping yesterday.

Best cereal in the world. You made a bad decision.

[ATRAIN]

I need a haircut.


go with a 1 or half guard all the way around.

[Mister Sinister]

Best cereal in the world. You made a bad decision.
I'm more of a Chex guy.

[ashbeeigh]

I'm more of a Chex guy.

Ahh. Gotcha. The fruity cheerios are still yummy.

[ATRAIN]

Orion are you getting your beer today?

[ShoogarBear]

I need a haircut.And a hairdresser with a ladder.

[ORION]

Orion are you getting your beer today?
yeah. we are going to a team builder at a bar in town , but this morning we had a rally with free tacos and juice. Also there were lots of ladies out there as well

[samikeyp]

free tacos and juice

God Bless Texas! :tu

[peewee's lovechild]

I'm Fucking Pissed Right Now!!!!!!!!!!

[peewee's lovechild]

I want to kill one of my so called co-workers.

I fucking hate his lazy fat ass!!!!

[peewee's lovechild]

I want to punch him in the chest so hard that it cracks so I can reach in and rip his heart out and eat it will it's still pumping.

I want him to live through the first minute in excruciating pain so he can see me eating his still beating heart.

[peewee's lovechild]

I'm not even fucking around.

[peewee's lovechild]

I absolutely want to kill him

[peewee's lovechild]

Jail time is not even a concern right now.

[angel_luv]

Hope your day gets better Pee Wee.

Murder is not the answer though, especially in Texas. :lol

I am so tired. It took me forever to fall asleep last night and then I had to get up at six am to take my mom to the airport.
I work the same shift as last night (1-9) at the mall, assuming I can stay awake for it.

Oh, that's right. I'm training someone tonight. Oh I look forward to seeing me attempt to handle this.
Comedy or tragedy- what will it be?

[CuckingFunt]

Your respect points with me just doubled. :tuNifty!!

[Silver21_Black20]

Ted?

[mrsmaalox]

I want to punch him in the chest so hard that it cracks so I can reach in and rip his heart out and eat it will it's still pumping.

I want him to live through the first minute in excruciating pain so he can see me eating his still beating heart.
Wow, you work in a library right? I never imagined there could be anything happening at one of those places that could evoke a response like that!! Now a Post Office, that's different :p:

[CuckingFunt]

I need a haircut.Me too.

But I've got to find a new place since I moved and that's always... scary.

[angel_luv]

Me too.

But I've got to find a new place since I moved and that's always... scary.


That is scary.

Are you girls planning to lose a lot of length or will you keep your existing hair style?

[angel_luv]

Wow, you work in a library right? I never imagined there could be anything happening at one of those places that could evoke a response like that!! Now a Post Office, that's different :p:


His co-worker probably told him to "shush" one too many times.

:lol

[CuckingFunt]

One of the local coffee shops has a little mini coffee house on campus and I've been working through their list of specialty drinks.

Today I got the "Mexican Mocha" -- a mocha with four shots of espresso and, in addition to the chocolate, it has hazelnut, cinnamon and nutmeg.

Mmmmmm... yummy.

[CuckingFunt]

Jail time is not even a concern right now.At least you get out early today. You've only got, what, 2 1/2 hours left? You can do it, peewee!!






Massive amounts of caffeine makes me annoyingly chipper and optimistic, apparently. :spin

[CuckingFunt]

That is scary.

Are you girls planning to lose a lot of length or will you keep your existing hair style?Technically, I'll be keeping my existing style. But, since I've been so busy with packing, moving, unpacking, and on and on... I'll be losing probably about five inches in places. It's just long and obnoxious and usually in a ponytail these days.

[TheZackAttack!]

I want to punch him in the chest so hard that it cracks so I can reach in and rip his heart out and eat it will it's still pumping.

I want him to live through the first minute in excruciating pain so he can see me eating his still beating heart.

So do it, don't post about it, Do IT!

[ALVAREZ6]

CF, do you have a job?


Or are you still in school? (if so what year)

[peewee's lovechild]

Ted?

Bingo!!

I want to kill his ass.

I'm not even kidding here.
I'm having all sorts of violent thoughts.

I need to breathe into a bag or something because I'm going to lose control.

[CuckingFunt]

CF, do you have a job?


Or are you still in school? (if so what year)I had been working for family for ten years, which I never intended when I took the damn job. But through saving and an inheritance I am now financially able to be a "retired" full-time student.

So, I'm again in school. And I'm technically a sophmore -- just a few credits shy of being a junior.

[peewee's lovechild]

Wow, you work in a library right? I never imagined there could be anything happening at one of those places that could evoke a response like that!! Now a Post Office, that's different :p:

Believe me, I'm absolutely very close to going postal.

[Silver21_Black20]

That is scary.

Are you girls planning to lose a lot of length or will you keep your existing hair style?

I don't think I have a style. :lol I usually get a few inches off and my bangs need to be cut also.

[E20]

I had been working for family for ten years, which I never intended when I took the damn job. But through saving and an inheritance I am now financially able to be a "retired" full-time student.

So, I'm again in school. And I'm technically a sophmore -- just a few credits shy of being a junior.
What school do you go to and how rich are you? If that's not being too nosy.

[CuckingFunt]

What school do you go to and how rich are you? If that's not being too nosy.Humboldt State University.

And I'm far from rich, but have enough in the bank to support myself for the next few years as long as I don't go too spend-happy.

[ashbeeigh]

Billups, do you have a life? Go to work? Go to school? Have a girlfriend? Or perhaps a boyfriend?

[ATRAIN]

yeah. we are going to a team builder at a bar in town , but this morning we had a rally with free tacos and juice. Also there were lots of ladies out there as well


I really hate you right now Orion......did you play games today too?

[angel_luv]

Technically, I'll be keeping my existing style. But, since I've been so busy with packing, moving, unpacking, and on and on... I'll be losing probably about five inches in places. It's just long and obnoxious and usually in a ponytail these days.


And if you are at all like me, this humidity is no friend to your hair.
I was wearing mine straight but have decided to let it be curly for a few days.
I am tired of fighting nature. :lol

[angel_luv]

I don't think I have a style. :lol I usually get a few inches off and my bangs need to be cut also.


Yes you do. Your hair is pretty. :)

[ALVAREZ6]

And if you are at all like me, this humidity is no friend to your hair.
I was wearing mine straight but have decided to let it be curly for a few days.
I am tired of fighting nature. :lolJust get a buzz cut :tu

[ATRAIN]

Ok so we ordered Chilli's and the guy that I dont really like.....one of the ice chewers...gave me his credit card.....WELL GUESS what it was declined when i went to get the food so I had to pay for his ass......Not so bad cause he only ordered a burger...but he didnt even say im sorry OR he didnt say thank you for paying for him.... Pee wee when you pull the trigger on your co-worker I have bottle of crown and a six pack of shiner waiting for you if you and off this guy.

[CuckingFunt]

And if you are at all like me, this humidity is no friend to your hair.
I was wearing mine straight but have decided to let it be curly for a few days.
I am tired of fighting nature. :lolI naturally have stick straight hair, so don't have too much problem with frizzing and curling.

However, my hair is very thick. Now that I live some place humid again (actually, we're coastal and foggy, so the appropriate word would actually be "damp"), however, my hair takes FOREVER to dry in the morning. And I hate hair dryers. In fact, even though I showered more than three hours ago, my hair is still pretty wet.

[angel_luv]

Just get a buzz cut :tu


No, thanks. My hair is not that bad. :lol

[ObiwanGinobili]

Total Raisin Bran with skim milk.

Obi...you ready for the final season of BSG?


dude i am so damn ready already!

:pctoss I want it now!

[ObiwanGinobili]

damn Atrain.
I would not be taking that guys order again.

common decency says he should at least get a bit redfaced, apologize, thankyou for paying and let you know when he'll get the $ back to you.

it;s in the fuckign "Be a Man" handbook fer christsakes!
I got a vagina, and even I use the fuking handbook.

[CuckingFunt]

I need to be writing right now. I've got an assignment due via email by 11:55 PM.

But... I don't wanna.

[CuckingFunt]

I got a vagina, and even I use the fuking handbook.

Ditto.

Sometimes I fear that those of us with a vagina are the only ones familiar with said handbook.

[ORION]

I really hate you right now Orion......did you play games today too?
I did but the dude I usually play is off today and all the other guys I know are not that good. I saw so many good looking girls this morning and we had a huge water ballon fight. wet girls every where !!

[peewee's lovechild]

And if you are at all like me, this humidity is no friend to your hair.
I was wearing mine straight but have decided to let it be curly for a few days.
I am tired of fighting nature. :lol

I wonder how your hair looks all curly.

You need to post a pic of your curly hair.

[ATRAIN]

I did but the dude I usually play is off today and all the other guys I know are not that good. I saw so many good looking girls this morning and we had a huge water ballon fight. wet girls every where !!


I HATE you more now

[peewee's lovechild]

Ok so we ordered Chilli's and the guy that I dont really like.....one of the ice chewers...gave me his credit card.....WELL GUESS what it was declined when i went to get the food so I had to pay for his ass......Not so bad cause he only ordered a burger...but he didnt even say im sorry OR he didnt say thank you for paying for him.... Pee wee when you pull the trigger on your co-worker I have bottle of crown and a six pack of shiner waiting for you if you and off this guy.

I've calmed down a bit.
I'm still seething, but I'm doing better now.

I got a very special email from a very special someone.

It was like opium and now I'm ok.

[ShoogarBear]

I want to punch him in the chest so hard that it cracks so I can reach in and rip his heart out and eat it will it's still pumping.

I want him to live through the first minute in excruciating pain so he can see me eating his still beating heart.What did midge do now?

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

I got a very special email from a very special someone.


ashbeeigh or midge?

[CuckingFunt]

ashbeeigh or midge?My guess would be midge.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

My guess would be midge.

For his sake, I'd almost hope that it WAS midge!

[peewee's lovechild]

What did midge do now?

Na, not Midge.

This fucker I'm talking about is a complete loser.
A total waste of space.

[ORION]

I HATE you more now
WHY ?! :cry

[ATRAIN]

WHY ?! :cry


cause you have done cool shit today and I havent :(

[ShoogarBear]

You need to post a pic of your curly hair.L.
O.
L.

[ORION]

cause you have done cool shit today and I havent :(
well we are heading out to the bar at 3pm but we have to pay for our own drinks since its a team thing and not a department thing

[peewee's lovechild]

L.
O.
L.

I like curly hair.

[peewee's lovechild]

L.
O.
L.

I like curly hair.

[peewee's lovechild]

But, I also like a nice pair of tits, so it's really not saying much.

[CuckingFunt]

I like curly hair.I do, too.

But just enough of it, not too much.

[to21]

OMG! This shit is hilarious!

The quattro is like the hot tub at my gym....it's full of the same people but you're afraid to get in because you don't know what's floating around in the white stuff.

:lol :lol

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I need to be writing right now. I've got an assignment due via email by 11:55 PM.

But... I don't wanna.

Remember last night when I wanted to get started on that feature (500 words/108 lines).

Well, I ended up writing 16 (words) and going to sleep. Woke up this morning, did two more phone interviews and sent it in just after noon, only ~530 words/~117 lines).

So I guess my advice to you is to go to sleep, wake up later and knock it out.

And I also had to pick the players for the post-season All-Star Team for the entire league, but I did that, too.

[angel_luv]

I wonder how your hair looks all curly.

You need to post a pic of your curly hair.


There should be some in the GTG pics from this play off. I'll see if I can find one. :)

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Winning things on eBay is most pleasant.

[angel_luv]

There should be some in the GTG pics from this play off. I'll see if I can find one. :)


Here, this is easier.

www.myspace.com/sunshineone

Just look at my pics. :)

[CuckingFunt]

So I guess my advice to you is to go to sleep, wake up later and knock it out.

The coffee I had with the four shots of espresso will make that difficult.

But, I'm not terribly concerned about it. I've been just going back to it and adding a few lines here and there, but figure I'll probably lounge about, do some reading, watch the movies that I've got to return soon and then get started in earnest at about 10:00 PM or so.

I'm a much better writer when I'm pressed for time, anyway.

[CuckingFunt]

Winning things on eBay is most pleasant.I avoid eBay like the plague. I'm smart enough to recognize that it would be a very, VERY dangerous place for me to venture.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

I avoid eBay like the plague. I'm smart enough to recognize that it would be a very, VERY dangerous place for me to venture.

I don't venture there anywhere near as much as I used to.
It's strictly for those "it's sold out everywhere else and I MUST have it" moments.

[samikeyp]

Humboldt State University.

Ah yes...home of the Mighty Lumberjacks.

[CuckingFunt]

I don't venture there anywhere near as much as I used to.
It's strictly for those "it's sold out everywhere else and I MUST have it" moments.My judgment on what constitutes a "must have" item tends to get... very skewed.

I do, after all, have a collection of bowling balls. :oops

[CuckingFunt]

Ah yes...home of the Mighty Lumberjacks.Damn straight.

[peewee's lovechild]

I do, too.

But just enough of it, not too much.

I just love the thought of running my fingers through curls.

It's erotic.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

My judgment on what constitutes a "must have" item tends to get... very skewed.

I do, after all, have a collection of bowling balls. :oopsthat's an odd hobby. what's your favorite color of ball?

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I just love the thought of running my fingers through curls.

It's erotic.good thing you can type with one hand

[mrsmaalox]

[QUOTE=CuckingFunt]Humboldt State University.QUOTE]
Humboldt, huh? You guys still grow the best weed in the state? Quite an agricultural college as I recall. Or should I say DON'T recall? :lol

[ShoogarBear]

The coffee I had with the four shots of espresso will make that difficult.

But, I'm not terribly concerned about it. I've been just going back to it and adding a few lines here and there, but figure I'll probably lounge about, do some reading, watch the movies that I've got to return soon and then get started in earnest at about 10:00 PM or so.

I'm a much better writer when I'm pressed for time, anyway.And to think they say when people go back to school from the workforce, they bring a more mature work ethic with them.

[peewee's lovechild]

Here, this is easier.

www.myspace.com/sunshineone

Just look at my pics. :)

Cute pics.

I like your curls.

[peewee's lovechild]

good thing you can type with one hand

I've mastered that art.

[samikeyp]

I do, after all, have a collection of bowling balls.

Do you have the Storm ABA Basketball Vis-a-ball?

I almost bought that.

[CuckingFunt]

that's an odd hobby. what's your favorite color of ball?I just like cheesy bowling accoutrements -- bowling balls, bowling pins, bowling shoes, vintage bowling shirts, etc. Must be more of the retro nerdy chick in me.

And I don't have a specific favorite color, but I like all the swirly ones. And would KILL for a clear one like Bill Murray's in Kingpin.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I've mastered that art.capital letters are a bitch though,huh?

[samikeyp]

I don't remember the one off hand but here is a clear one.

http://www.bowlerstore.com/p-1388-clear-transparant-ball.aspx

[CuckingFunt]

And to think they say when people go back to school from the workforce, they bring a more mature work ethic with them.Every other piece of homework I've been assigned is already completed, and I'm ahead of the assigned reading for every class. I just hate writing.

[CuckingFunt]

I've mastered that art.Typing with one hand wouldn't be that difficult for me if I weren't forced to use my left hand to do it.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I just like cheesy bowling accoutrements -- bowling balls, bowling pins, bowling shoes, vintage bowling shirts, etc. Must be more of the retro nerdy chick in me.

And I don't have a specific favorite color, but I like all the swirly ones. And would KILL for a clear one like Bill Murray's in Kingpin.Cool. with or without the rose.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Typing with one hand wouldn't be that difficult for me if I weren't forced to use my left hand to do it..........forced to use your left hand?

[CuckingFunt]

Do you have the Storm ABA Basketball Vis-a-ball?

I almost bought that.I do not. Most of my collection was acquired when I worked at the Goodwill several years ago. You'd be surprised the number of purchases that start to look like a good deal when you've got an employee discount at a thrift store.

The most recent ball that tempted me was the awesomely tacky Elvis balls they have for sale at Graceland.

[CuckingFunt]

Cool. with or without the rose.With something. Wouldn't have to be a rose.

[CuckingFunt]

.........forced to use your left hand?Yes.

I'm strictly a righty when it comes to the assumed other activity, so I'd have to type with just my left.

[samikeyp]

Yes.

I'm strictly a righty when it comes to the assumed other activity, so I'd have to type with just my left.

Hmm...I assumed you went both ways. :lol

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Yes.

I'm strictly a righty when it comes to the assumed other activity, so I'd have to type with just my left.a change up is good every once in awhile. kinda feels like someone elses hand. being a drummer made me ambidextrious. is that the correct spelling ms. funt. i'm too lazy to google.

[CuckingFunt]

Hmm...I assumed you went both ways. :lolI do occasionally.

And sometimes I even go for both at the same time.

[ShoogarBear]

Every other piece of homework I've been assigned is already completed, and I'm ahead of the assigned reading for every class. I just hate writing.
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[CuckingFunt]

I hate structured writing, smart ass.

[midgetonadonkey]

My taint itch went away.

[ATRAIN]

My taint itch went away.


only took 3 days

[Viva Las Espuelas]

My taint itch went away.Preparation H tends to take care of that. Especially when your ass sweats.

[angel_luv]

The coffee I had with the four shots of espresso will make that difficult.

But, I'm not terribly concerned about it. I've been just going back to it and adding a few lines here and there, but figure I'll probably lounge about, do some reading, watch the movies that I've got to return soon and then get started in earnest at about 10:00 PM or so.

I'm a much better writer when I'm pressed for time, anyway.


What type of writing do you do?

[ashbeeigh]

I type mostly with my left hand and sparingly with my right. It's an awkward moment when someone sees me typing for the first time.

[angel_luv]

Cute pics.

I like your curls.


Thank you. :)

[midgetonadonkey]

I type mostly with my left hand and sparingly with my right. It's an awkward moment when someone sees me typing for the first time.

Go fuck yourself ashbeeigh.

I typed that with both hands.

[Silver21_Black20]

Just ... ate ... lunch. Ready ... for ... a ... nap.

[midgetonadonkey]

Preparation H tends to take care of that. Especially when your ass sweats.

That's for roids. I don't have those. Plus, the itch was closer to the balls than the asshole.

[CuckingFunt]

What type of writing do you do?I don't. I hate it. That's the problem.

But, I'm taking a writing class to try to get over my hatred, and the assignment is a short descriptive personal narrative detailing a particular event in my life.

[angel_luv]

Just ... ate ... lunch. Ready ... for ... a ... nap.

Me too :sleep , except I had no lunch. I have cookies and chips in my purse though.

[CuckingFunt]

Just ... ate ... lunch. Ready ... for ... a ... nap.I can't decide what I want to eat. I went to the yuppy/hippie grocery store yesterday and everything I bought looks so yummy that I can't choose just one thing.

[Silver21_Black20]

I had CiCi's pizza for lunch.

[midgetonadonkey]

1Billups1 loves CiCi's pizza.

[angel_luv]

I don't. I hate it. That's the problem.

But, I'm taking a writing class to try to get over my hatred, and the assignment is a short descriptive personal narrative detailing a particular event in my life.


Are you more a math and science person?

I love to write and I love history because it is full of stories about people.

Math and science on the other hand- tell me what I absolutely need to know and that's enough for me.

Are you enjoying the writing class? Your assignment sounds like fun. :)

[angel_luv]

I had CiCi's pizza for lunch.


That sounds really good.
Someone come to the mall and bring me pizza.
Please. :)

[Silver21_Black20]

1Billups1 loves CiCi's pizza.

I know. He met me there for lunch.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

That's for roids. I don't have those. Plus, the itch was closer to the balls than the asshole.neither do I.

[midgetonadonkey]

I want whiskey for dinner.

[angel_luv]

I want whiskey for dinner.


I am afraid to inquire about your plans for dessert.

[CuckingFunt]

Are you more a math and science person?

I love to write and I love history because it is full of stories about people.

Math and science on the other hand- tell me what I absolutely need to know and that's enough for me.

Are you enjoying the writing class? Your assignment sounds like fun. :)I'm both extremely analytical/logical and creative, so that's never really made a huge difference.

I'm a good writier, and always happy with what I turn in, it's just that my brain is often going in 5,000,000 directions at once and trying to reign it in and get orgainzed can be a bit... draining.

As far as the class... have only had two meetings, so it's a bit early to decide whether or not it's enjoyable, but I think it will be good for me.

[midgetonadonkey]

I am afraid to inquire about your plans for dessert.

Beer.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I am afraid to inquire about your plans for dessert.whiskey will pretty much take up every course.

[angel_luv]

I'm both extremely analytical/logical and creative, so that's never really made a huge difference.

I'm a good writier, and always happy with what I turn in, it's just that my brain is often going in 5,000,000 directions at once and trying to reign it in and get orgainzed can be a bit... draining.

As far as the class... have only had two meetings, so it's a bit early to decide whether or not it's enjoyable, but I think it will be good for me.


A lot to say is definitely a blessing and a curse when it comes to writing.
:)

[angel_luv]

Beer.


:lol

You have a new avatar, I see.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I'm both extremely analytical/logical and creative, so that's never really made a huge difference.
youre a virgo or pisces?

[CuckingFunt]

youre a virgo or pisces?Gemini.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

I want whiskey for dinner.

http://necroharmonic.com/Store/Inventory/eatmyfuk.jpg

Bon appetit!

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I did the "stupid" thing of getting 2 margaritas during lunch and I'm completely useless here at work.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Gemini.that's what I meant.

[peewee's lovechild]

Are you more a math and science person?

I love to write and I love history because it is full of stories about people.

Math and science on the other hand- tell me what I absolutely need to know and that's enough for me.

Are you enjoying the writing class? Your assignment sounds like fun. :)

Funny, I have a B.A. in History and I'm on my way to an M.A. in English.

[peewee's lovechild]

Beer.

The king of all deserts.

[angel_luv]

I start training a new hire at 4pm. Feel free to entertain me with scintillating stories and clever comebacks until then. :)

[angel_luv]

Funny, I have a B.A. in History and I'm on my way to an M.A. in English.


That's neat. What are you planning to do with your degrees? :)

[peewee's lovechild]

I start training a new hire at 4pm. Feel free to entertain me with scintillating stories and clever comebacks until then. :)

If he/she is an idiot, kill them now.

I have to put up working with an idiot, and I'm contemplating life in a jail cell.

[ashbeeigh]

I still think that I should have majored in history. I kicked my history classes asses. I really liked doing my genealogy.

[peewee's lovechild]

That's neat. What are you planning to do with your degrees? :)

I plan to keep working here in the Librarian.

There isn't that many male librarians and I'm hoping that turns on some girls.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

If he/she is an idiot, kill them now.

I have to put up working with an idiot, and I'm contemplating life in a jail cell.

so what's the "idiots" story?

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

"Drink Beer, Smoke Pot" by the Dayglo Abortions is probably one of the best songs ever commited to tape.

[angel_luv]

If he/she is an idiot, kill them now.

I have to put up working with an idiot, and I'm contemplating life in a jail cell.


This is my first time meeting the person, but I have heard good things.
Sorry you are stuck with a bozo. I hope he gets transferred to Dallas, Phoenix, Siberia or some other such undesirable location.

It would serve him right for annoying you.

:)

[angel_luv]

I still think that I should have majored in history. I kicked my history classes asses. I really liked doing my genealogy.


I can't do mine. I am adopted and even though I know members of my birth family, they all feud too much for me to ever be able to get the facts straight.

Are you related to anyone cool or scandalous? :)

[peewee's lovechild]

I can't do mine. I am adopted and even though I know members of my birth family, they all feud too much for me to ever be able to get the facts straight.

Are you related to anyone cool or scandalous? :)

Satan.

[peewee's lovechild]

This is my first time meeting the person, but I have heard good things.
Sorry you are stuck with a bozo. I hope he gets transferred to Dallas, Phoenix, Siberia or some other such undesirable location.

It would serve him right for annoying you.

:)

Siberia would be good, but he's so big that he could survive in Antartica for a few years on his fat alone.

[peewee's lovechild]

so what's the "idiots" story?

He's a pathetic loser.

That pretty much sums up his life.
But, becuase of his dumb ass, I'm going to have to work 6 days a week until we find a replacement for some guy that just left.

[Silver21_Black20]

He's a pathetic loser.

That pretty much sums up his life.
But, becuase of his dumb ass, I'm going to have to work 6 days a week until we find a replacement for some guy that just left.

I'll work. I may need a job in a few months.

[CuckingFunt]

I think I could live on raw carrots for a long time, if I had to.

[angel_luv]

Siberia would be good, but he's so big that he could survive in Antartica for a few years on his fat alone.


Ouch!

[peewee's lovechild]

I'll work. I may need a job in a few months.

I've been telling Midge that you should come work with us.

You won't like what he has to say about that.

[peewee's lovechild]

I think I could live on raw carrots for a long time, if I had to.

Carrots are pretty phalic.

Hmmmmm . . .

[angel_luv]

I've been telling Midge that you should come work with us.

You won't like what he has to say about that.


Hey now Mr. :stirpot:

[CuckingFunt]

Carrots are pretty phalic.

Hmmmmm . . .They are, indeed.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I think I could live on raw carrots for a long time, if I had to.until you develop the orange pigment in your skin.

[peewee's lovechild]

Hey now Mr. :stirpot:

:D

[Viva Las Espuelas]

They are, indeed.remember. no teeth.

[Silver21_Black20]

I've been telling Midge that you should come work with us.

You won't like what he has to say about that.

What did he say?

[CuckingFunt]

until you develop the orange pigment in your skin.I did have a friend in college (the first time) who drank so much carrot juice that she looked a bit like an Oompa Loompa. I don't think I'd want that to happen.

[CuckingFunt]

remember. no teeth.Teeth can be a handy tool when used effectively. And gently.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Teeth can be a handy tool when used effectively. And gently.no. just stick to lots of slobbering. no teeth.

[peewee's lovechild]

Teeth can be a handy tool when used effectively. And gently.

I sooooo have to agree with this.

[angel_luv]

I have to log off in ten minutes. :(

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I have to log off in ten minutes. :(you said "log"

[peewee's lovechild]

What did he say?

I seem to have forgotten.

[Silver21_Black20]

I seem to have forgotten.

You fucking liar.

[midgetonadonkey]

I have said nothing about that subject. Go jack off Pee Wee.

[Mister Sinister]

Buttsecks!

[peewee's lovechild]

I have said nothing about that subject. Go jack off Pee Wee.

DONE!!!!

[peewee's lovechild]

You fucking liar.

I never lie.

:)

[Silver21_Black20]

I never lie.

:)

That's a good one.

See you tomorrow. Don't flake, pansy!

[CuckingFunt]

I have talked on my cell phone enough to kill the battery on each of the last three days. I need to shut the hell up.

Or, at least, start talking on my other phone.

[ashbeeigh]

I can't do mine. I am adopted and even though I know members of my birth family, they all feud too much for me to ever be able to get the facts straight.

Are you related to anyone cool or scandalous? :)


Way down the line I'm related to the English royal family and some original settlers of Massachusetts. That's about as cool as it gets. Nothing too scandalous unless you count gambling away a piece of prized Chicago real estate away one drunken night.

[Mister Sinister]

On a totally unrelated note, I'm going bowling tonight. Wheee!

[peewee's lovechild]

Way down the line I'm related to the English royal family and some original settlers of Massachusetts. That's about as cool as it gets. Nothing too scandalous unless you count gambling away a piece of prized Chicago real estate away one drunken night.

Way down the line I'm related to King Ferdinand of Spain. He was previously the King of Leon, where my family roots are at.

So, none of this means jack fucking shit because I'm fucking poor.

[peewee's lovechild]

Anyway, Miss Colorado won the Miss Teen USA pagent.

She's Hispanic.
White America is up in arms right now.

Republicans everywhere are saying, "You see???? That's why we got to put an end to this immigration bullshit!!!!!"

[peewee's lovechild]

I have talked on my cell phone enough to kill the battery on each of the last three days. I need to shut the hell up.

Or, at least, start talking on my other phone.

You must have been talking to some one pretty damned interesting to kill your battery.

Hmmmmmm . . .

[ashbeeigh]

Way down the line I'm related to King Ferdinand of Spain. He was previously the King of Leon, where my family roots are at.

So, none of this means jack fucking shit because I'm fucking poor.


:lol I'm related to every European royal family if you go far enough back and it also means jack shit because I'm middle class and white.

But I'm pretty sure if you can prove the lineage you can get into some pretty bad ass historical societies.

[peewee's lovechild]

:lol I'm related to every European royal family if you go far enough back and it also means jack shit because I'm middle class and white.

But I'm pretty sure if you can prove the lineage you can get into some pretty bad ass historical societies.

I'm lower class and brown.

And any society I join is a society that will give me money, not the other way around.

[Mister Sinister]

I'm adopted, and I've never met (or had any desire to meet) my birth family. So, eh.

[peewee's lovechild]

I'm adopted, and I've never met (or had any desire to meet) my birth family. So, eh.

But, if you're white you could be royalty.

[ashbeeigh]

But, if you're white you could be royalty.

indeed. Peewee is wise.

[duncan228]

I don't post in here much, I understand it's kind of a select group but I have a question.

Does 1billups1 just lurk at the bottom all the time and never post?

Sorry if this has been explained in one of the 6 threads but I can't go through them all to find out!

Anyone know? Just curious.

[CuckingFunt]

Does 1billups1 just lurk at the bottom all the time and never post?Yes.

Bastard does it to toy with us.

I, personally, have a theory that the name actually belongs to a regular poster but is maintained purely to drive us all mad. However that's only speculation.

[duncan228]

Yes.

Bastard does it to toy with us.

I, personally, have a theory that the name actually belongs to a regular poster but is maintained purely to drive us all mad. However that's only speculation.

Thanks CF.
I kind of figured it was a game being played but I wasn't sure.

By the way, I always enjoy reading your posts. You seem to cause an uproar but I think you're well spoken and I like how you don't take any of the shit thrown at you.
Gotta respect that.

[CuckingFunt]

Thanks CF.
I kind of figured it was a game being played but I wasn't sure.

By the way, I always enjoy reading your posts. You seem to cause an uproar but I think you're well spoken and I like how you don't take any of the shit thrown at you.
Gotta respect that.Danke.

[ATRAIN]

Whats up everyone, how is everyone doing today?

[CuckingFunt]

Whats up everyone, how is everyone doing today?Doing okay.

Tired, and would like to sleep in, but am approaching three weeks on an air mattress and am very much over it.

[ATRAIN]

Doing okay.

Tired, and would like to sleep in, but am approaching three weeks on an air mattress and am very much over it.
where is your bed?

[CuckingFunt]

where is your bed?I didn't bring my old mattress/box spring with me when I moved because I knew that I'd continue to procrastinate buying a new one (I had been meaning to for years). I bought a new set on my third day here and am still waiting for delivery.

According to the guy I spoke to yesterday, Simmons got so behind in their orders that they had to build new mattresses and mine hasn't arrived at the warehouse yet.

[ATRAIN]

I didn't bring my old mattress/box spring with me when I moved because I knew that I'd continue to procrastinate buying a new one (I had been meaning to for years). I bought a new set on my third day here and am still waiting for delivery.

According to the guy I spoke to yesterday, Simmons got so behind in their orders that they had to build new mattresses and mine hasn't arrived at the warehouse yet.


awww that sucks.....I hate sleeping on air mattresses

[CuckingFunt]

awww that sucks.....I hate sleeping on air mattressesI'm just happy that my cat hasn't yet figured out what she could do to it with a few quick scratches.

[ATRAIN]

I'm just happy that my cat hasn't yet figured out what she could do to it with a few quick scratches.


yeah that would suck

[Mister Sinister]

Whats up everyone, how is everyone doing today?
Doin' just fine. Started league bowling again today, did alright. Below my average, but I haven't bowled in a while. so I'm feeling pretty confident.

[ATRAIN]

Doin' just fine. Started league bowling again today, did alright. Below my average, but I haven't bowled in a while. so I'm feeling pretty confident.


whats your avg?

[Mister Sinister]

whats your avg?
About 155-160. I bowled 449 in three games today, but I'll improve. On a side note, has everybody had lunch yet? If so, what'd y'all have? If not, what're you planning on? Me, I'm going with cheese+garlic tortellini and a half-sammich.

[CuckingFunt]

I haven't even finished breakfast yet.

[ashbeeigh]

Whats up everyone, how is everyone doing today?


I'm just fine. We're taking the dogs to the Dog Park today. :elephant

[samikeyp]

Whats up everyone, how is everyone doing today?

Good...getting ready for my fantasy football draft at Casa De Mikey.

[ATRAIN]

I'm just fine. We're taking the dogs to the Dog Park today. :elephant



They are taking you to the park today :lmao

[ATRAIN]

Good...getting ready for my fantasy football draft at Casa De Mikey.


had one yesterday........1 out of 4 out of the way. I didnt draft though, my roomate did it for me cause I had a softball game. Someone picked Reggie Bush 2nd overall LMAO

[ATRAIN]

I haven't even finished breakfast yet.


What did you have?, im hungry but at work and I brought a salad.....it has to last me till 7 pm :(

[CuckingFunt]

If I were on the show "Clean Sweep" and they started trying to throw my shit away, someone would get a nail gun to the temple.

[CuckingFunt]

What did you have?, im hungry but at work and I brought a salad.....it has to last me till 7 pm :(I very seldom make myself big breakfasts, but today I had scrambled egg quesadillas.

[ATRAIN]

I very seldom make myself big breakfasts, but today I had scrambled egg quesadillas.


nice......I wake up too early for work to be able to make anything :(

[Mister Sinister]

I very seldom make myself big breakfasts, but today I had scrambled egg quesadillas.
Same here....that sounds delicious. I wish I could cook that well. I usually settle for a bowl of cereal w/milk, maybe some fruit if I have any.

[ATRAIN]

Same here....that sounds delicious. I wish I could cook that well. I usually settle for a bowl of cereal w/milk, maybe some fruit if I have any.


answer my question bitch......go back a page!!! Whats your damn avg.

[Mister Sinister]

answer my question bitch......go back a page!!! Whats your damn avg.
I answered your damn question, cock-smoker! I said 155 to 160!

[CuckingFunt]

"Cock smoker" is good, but I've always been especially fond of "knob gobbler".

[peewee's lovechild]

Thanks CF.
I kind of figured it was a game being played but I wasn't sure.

By the way, I always enjoy reading your posts. You seem to cause an uproar but I think you're well spoken and I like how you don't take any of the shit thrown at you.
Gotta respect that.

I will thank you to respect the laws of territorial pissing.

[ATRAIN]

I answered your damn question, cock-smoker! I said 155 to 160!
lol yeah I know I read it.....I just wanted to talk shit to someone hahha. Thats not bad......over the summer I was holding a 145 on a fun league. Hopefully ill get up to 160 in our work league. I got a ball that I need re-drilled.

[Mister Sinister]

lol yeah I know I read it.....I just wanted to talk shit to someone hahha. Thats not bad......over the summer I was holding a 145 on a fun league. Hopefully ill get up to 160 in our work league. I got a ball that I need re-drilled.
:lmao Nice. I use 16 a lb. ball...black, red, and white. I call it the Virsago.

[peewee's lovechild]

I answered your damn question, cock-smoker! I said 155 to 160!

:lol :lol :lol

Cock-smoker!!!!!!! :lol

[peewee's lovechild]

I would have gone with "Foreskin Breath".

[ATRAIN]

"Cock smoker" is good, but I've always been especially fond of "knob gobbler".


Knob gobbler aka Pee Weak

[Mister Sinister]

I would have gone with "Foreskin Breath".
Eh...I tried saying it aloud. It doesn't work as well as "cock-smoker" or "knob-gobbler."

[peewee's lovechild]

You all can call me "Cunt Breath".

[ATRAIN]

You all can call me "Cunt Breath".

lol why??? we wouldnt want to encourge you and your lie!

[Mister Sinister]

You all can call me "Cunt Breath".
I think "salad-tosser" or "dicklicker" would be more accurate.

[peewee's lovechild]

Eh...I tried saying it aloud. It doesn't work as well as "cock-smoker" or "knob-gobbler."

I always say it aloud.

It has a funny ring to it.

[peewee's lovechild]

I think "salad-tosser" or "dicklicker" would be more accurate.

While I have tossed many a woman's salad, I've always strayed from the licking of dicks.

[CuckingFunt]

You all can call me "Cunt Breath".Wishful thinking?

[ATRAIN]

While I have tossed many a woman's salad, I've always strayed from the licking of dicks.


lies all lies

[Mister Sinister]

While I have tossed many a man's salad, I've always enjoyed the licking of dicks.
Fixed.

[peewee's lovechild]

Fixed.

:lol :lol :lol

[peewee's lovechild]

Wishful thinking?

You, of all people . . . .

Et tu, Brute??

[CuckingFunt]

You, of all people . . . .

Et tu, Brute??All I was doing was asking a question. :angel

[ashbeeigh]

They are taking you to the park today :lmao

You bastard! The second I left I knew that was coming. :madrun

[peewee's lovechild]

All I was doing was asking a question. :angel

Hmmmm, no more candy for you little girl.

[CuckingFunt]

Hmmmm, no more candy for you little girl.Promise?

:spin

[ATRAIN]

Fixed.


LOL

[ATRAIN]

You bastard! The second I left I knew that was coming. :madrun


You make it too easy

[angel_luv]

I'm adopted, and I've never met (or had any desire to meet) my birth family. So, eh.


You're adopted? Me too.

How old were you? I was seven weeks old.

Also, thank you. You just gave me the material for my next blog. :)

[ashbeeigh]

You make it too easy

My last comment was. I haven't had any posts that were too easy to fix in that way in a while, though.

[midgetonadonkey]

I'm watching little boys throw balls around.

[midgetonadonkey]

Beer!!

Tonight I drink massive amounts of beer and whiskey.

[midgetonadonkey]

While watching the Texans and Cowboys.

[midgetonadonkey]

And playing NBA Jam, Mario Kart and other Super Nintendo greats.

[midgetonadonkey]

I'm wearing my Texans socks.

[midgetonadonkey]

Bob Saget stand up special may also be included in the night's festivities.

[midgetonadonkey]

Ashbeeigh gets pissed on for fun.

[midgetonadonkey]

I need to eat lunch.