Free Quattro Razor (6)

[angel_luv]

I did work on Saturday.

I saw Malik and Bruce at the George Lopez show.


I missed Malik twice. You have got to be kidding me! :( :( :(

[angel_luv]

For whatever reason, being hit on by a leathery old butch lesbian is about 1,000 times creepier than being hit on by a leathery old skeevie man. Both give you that "eeeeeeewwwwwwwww" feeling, though.

Agreed!
It took me a minute to realize she was hitting on me. I make conversation with everyone and just assumed she was a friendly person as well.
And she was old. I never saw it coming.

[angel_luv]

Switch to gmail.


My hero! :)

[midgetonadonkey]

I'm everybody's hero.

[CuckingFunt]

I'm my own hero.

I used to be my sisters' hero as well, but then they turned into snotty teenagers and decided I wasn't as cool as I used to be.

[ORION]

I'm everybody's hero.
you became my hero when you first slapped batman and told him to clean up his mess

[Viva Las Espuelas]

i think he does the best aristocrats... well besides gilbert godfried.
and I loved hi guest spot on the 1st season of entourage.i didn't find that aristocrats movie funny at all. are you a gilbert fan as well? he maybe annoying, but the hardest i have ever laughed is whenever he sat in on the news with howard stern. i would always end up crying from laughing too hard.

[ashbeeigh]

I switched to gmail to be a grown-up. Apparently you aren't a grown-up when you use hotmail. Although, i like reading their little stories on the front page.

[CuckingFunt]

I use hotmail, gmail, yahoo mail, juno and others. For some reason, I have 50,000 different email accounts.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I use hotmail, gmail, yahoo mail, juno and others. For some reason, I have 50,000 different email accounts.Wow. Juno is still around?

[ashbeeigh]

I use hotmail, gmail, yahoo mail, juno and others. For some reason, I have 50,000 different email accounts.

I can't stand yahoo because their spam filter is beyond crap. Hotmail and Gmail have amazing spam filters. I rememner using Juno when i was like 13! :lmao I think I first non-parental e-mail account was with mailcity at the age of 12. That was before you could be below the age of 13 to do anything online.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I can't stand yahoo because their spam filter is beyond crap. Hotmail and Gmail have amazing spam filters. I rememner using Juno when i was like 13! :lmao I think I first non-parental e-mail account was with mailcity at the age of 12. That was before you could be below the age of 13 to do anything online.i'm sure we'll all sleep better knowing this.

[CuckingFunt]

Wow. Juno is still around?Yeah. I've had that account forever because it's the only one with a username that's not too embarrassing for work/school related stuff.

[ATRAIN]

I've always wanted to ride a Unicorn.
\

You wanted to sit on the horn didnt you?

[angel_luv]

Yeah. I've had that account forever because it's the only one with a username that's not too embarrassing for work/school related stuff.

I keep my Juno account in case old friends want to contact me.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Yeah. I've had that account forever because it's the only one with a username that's not too embarrassing for work/school related stuff.do you have [email protected]?

[angel_luv]

:lol

They are playing Brittany Spear's version of " Hit me baby one more time" over the mall intercom and I am totally singing along.

I am about to get up on the counter and dance with a pen as a microphone. :)

[batman2883]

you would luvie

[angel_luv]

you would luvie


Batman! How the heck are you? :)

[CuckingFunt]

do you have [email protected]?No.

[angel_luv]

you would luvie


I did. :)

[Viva Las Espuelas]

No.thanks for not expanding on that question.

[CuckingFunt]

thanks for not expanding on that question.Seemed like a pretty straight forward query.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

"The Decline of Western Civilization Pt. II" is such a cheesy movie, yet I can't stop watching it every time it's on!

[CuckingFunt]

"The Decline of Western Civilization Pt. II" is such a cheesy movie, yet I can't stop watching it every time it's on!IFC plays that movie A LOT.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

IFC plays that movie A LOT.

What a coincidence!
It's on that very channel right now!
:lol

[CuckingFunt]

What a coincidence!
It's on that very channel right now!
:lolThat was my assumption when you posted.

I love that channel, but most of their schedule is the same few movies over and over and over again.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

That was my assumption when you posted.

I love that channel, but most of their schedule is the same few movies over and over and over again.

I wish they'd show the first one.
I've never seen that film before.
I'm sure it's far less comical than it's sequel.

[ORION]

The Aqua Teen Hunger Force movie was funny

[CuckingFunt]

The Aqua Teen Hunger Force movie was funnyYes it was.

[ORION]

Yes it was.
I watched it 3 times this weekend. shake's tan was hilarious with that banana hammock tan line and his huge teeth. Then the tan fell off. :lol

[CuckingFunt]

I watched it 3 times this weekend. shake's tan was hilarious with that banana hammock tan line and his huge teeth. Then the tan fell off. :lolThe teeth especially cracked me up.

I don't like that Adult Swim ha stopped showing ATHF though. I miss my daily fix.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

I don't like that Adult Swim has stopped showing ATHF though. I miss my daily fix.

I don't like that either.
I don't get to see "Metalocalypse", "Moral Orel", "Squidbillies" and especially "Shin Chan" as much as I'd like also.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

The Aqua Teen Hunger Force movie was funnyi'm really not into the wave of stoner-weird nonsense cartoons, but the opening song done by Mastodon rocks. That warning should be shown before every movie. I guess I'm just old. I try to watch them, but I just can't get into them. I guess if I still "smoked" they would make sense. I don't even care for South Park. Give me good ol' Bugs Bunny and Tom and Jerry.

[ashbeeigh]

nananana you are the music in me.

[peewee's lovechild]

Midge loves Rainbrow Brite.

[midgetonadonkey]

Rainbow Brite is a very underrated cartoon.

[angel_luv]

So basically I haven't missed anything in my time away from the Quattro. :lol

[peewee's lovechild]

Rainbow Brite is a very underrated cartoon.

I thought you would go for "The Last Unicorn".

I'm disappointed.

[angel_luv]

I'm bored. Someone tell me a joke, please.

[ashbeeigh]

I'm bored. Someone tell me a joke, please.

There's a red house, white house, and a blue house. The red house is on the right and the blue house is on the left. Where's the white house?

[1369]

Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?

A: One is plastic, pasty white, and dangerous to small children.

The other is a grocery bag.

[angel_luv]

Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?

A: One is plastic, pasty white, and dangerous to small children.

The other is a grocery bag.


:lol

[ashbeeigh]

The white house is in Washington D.C.

[angel_luv]

There's a red house, white house, and a blue house. The red house is on the right and the blue house is on the left. Where's the white house?

hardy har har

That is almost as bad as the Beno joke I was trying to make. I don't know how to phrase it right. Just as well. :lol

[Viva Las Espuelas]

what's the difference between pink and purple?




the grip

[peewee's lovechild]

I'm bored. Someone tell me a joke, please.

Midge has a prosthetic penis.

[angel_luv]

I'm still bored. Did I mention my stomach hurts? And the stupid work phone won't stop ringing!

[angel_luv]

Man, I am whiny today. :lol

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I'm still bored. Did I mention my stomach hurts?it's probably just gas.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Man, I am whiny today. :lolYou're a woman. That's an understood "U".

[angel_luv]

it's probably just gas.

No. I over slept and didn't get to eat breakfast. I didn't get a lunch break because my shift here is only six hours. Woe is me. Hungry is me. :(

[Viva Las Espuelas]

No. I over slept and didn't get to eat breakfast. I didn't get a lunch break because my shift here is only six hours. Woe is me. Hungry is me. :(I see.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Man. Everyone is pretty cordial in here today. Has there been a revision of "the rules"?

[mrsmaalox]

I'm still bored. Did I mention my stomach hurts? And the stupid work phone won't stop ringing!
Well take of yourself. Today is the first day of school and I already had one kid home sick!! Stomach ache, poor kid barfed 8 times between 3:30am and 7am. Gawd I hope there isn't something going around.

[ORION]

i'm really not into the wave of stoner-weird nonsense cartoons, but the opening song done by Mastodon rocks. That warning should be shown before every movie. I guess I'm just old. I try to watch them, but I just can't get into them. I guess if I still "smoked" they would make sense. I don't even care for South Park. Give me good ol' Bugs Bunny and Tom and Jerry.
whoa ! I'm not a stoner but I find this show hilarious. This is the kind of show were you can't just jump in the middle you have to watch a few. Tom and Jerry is one of my favorites but they can't compare to Shake.

[mrsmaalox]

Man. Everyone is pretty cordial in here today. Has there been a revision of "the rules"?
No I think "they" (the un-cordials) are all back to school today.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

No I think "they" (the un-cordials) are all back to school today.I see them roaming in the forums. Anyway. I was just an observation.

[mrsmaalox]

i'm really not into the wave of stoner-weird nonsense cartoons, but the opening song done by Mastodon rocks. That warning should be shown before every movie. I guess I'm just old. I try to watch them, but I just can't get into them. I guess if I still "smoked" they would make sense. I don't even care for South Park. Give me good ol' Bugs Bunny and Tom and Jerry.
I guess it's just the "crowd" I run with (mostly under age 11) but I haven't seen many cartoons these days funnier than SpongeBob. That Squidward and his high school nemesis Squilliam can make me pee my pants!

[Melmart1]

Man. Everyone is pretty cordial in here today. Has there been a revision of "the rules"?
Fuck you. I haven't been here all day. Your daily dose of sunshine is here, though. Now get your tithing ass out of here.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Fuck you. I haven't been here all day. Your daily dose of sunshine is here, though. Now get your tithing ass out of here.Now that's what I'm talking about. Damn, look at the time. gotta go. And why do you gotta call me out like that, Snookums?

[peewee's lovechild]

The 'Stros fired Phil Garner.

Midge is probably crying in a corner right now.

ATRAIN is contemplating rooting for another team.

[midgetonadonkey]

Fuck Phil Garner. He wasn't a good manager at all.

[peewee's lovechild]

If the Astros braintrust has any living brain cells left, they should go after Joe Girardi.

[peewee's lovechild]

Fuck that, I want the Yanks to hold on to him.

Torre might leave after this year.

[midgetonadonkey]

Fuck the Yankees and all of their fans.

[midgetonadonkey]

A Yankees fan from the asshole of Texas. That's just ridiculous.

[Melmart1]

Fuck the Yankees and all of their fans.
:tu

[midgetonadonkey]

Queue Pee Wee and his "Yankees are the most storied franchise" bullshit talk.

[peewee's lovechild]

Fuck the Yankees and all of their fans.

But, if Girardi replace Garner . . . you'll be sucking his Ex-Yankee cock from day one!!

You know you will!!!

[midgetonadonkey]

But, if Girardi replace Garner . . . you'll be sucking his Ex-Yankee cock from day one!!

You know you will!!!

That will never happen.

[peewee's lovechild]

:tu

And, exactly what have the Rangers done in the past, oh I don't know . . . 400 years or so?

Nothing.

Thanks.

[peewee's lovechild]

That will never happen.

You'd suck his cock like you had cancer and that was the only cure.

You'd take it up the ass and say "I love you Joe!!"

[peewee's lovechild]

Queue Pee Wee and his "Yankees are the most storied franchise" bullshit talk.

There's not enough room in this thread, and all the others combined, to talk about the greatness of the New York Yankees!!!!!!!!!!

[midgetonadonkey]

You have a strange fascination with sucking cock and ass fucking.

[midgetonadonkey]

There's not enough room in this thread, and all the others combined, to talk about the greatness of the New York Yankees!!!!!!!!!!

fag

[peewee's lovechild]

fag

I'm a fag because my team is one of the most storied franchises in all of sports????

Whatever.
You keep rooting for sub .500 teams.
Have fun.

[midgetonadonkey]

I'm a fag because my team is one of the most storied franchises in all of sports????

Whatever.
You keep rooting for sub .500 teams.
Have fun.

It's better than leeching on to a team because they've won in the past.

[peewee's lovechild]

It's better than leeching on to a team because they've won in the past.

I've never done that.
I've always been a fan.

But, whatever, I guess that's the point of view you've adopted because you're so bitter about your loser teams.

[ashbeeigh]

fuck baseball only 64 days until basketball is back.

[Melmart1]

And, exactly what have the Rangers done in the past, oh I don't know . . . 400 years or so?

Nothing.

Thanks.
I never said the Yankees were better. Or that the Yankees suck. I just agreed with Midge's point.

[timvp]

All except for one Yankee fan should be shot.

[Mister Sinister]

I'm a fag because my team is one of the most storied franchises in all of sports????

Whatever.
You keep rooting for sub .500 teams.
Have fun.
No, you're a fag because you take it in the butt from other guys.

[TheSanityAnnex]

No, you're a fag because you take it in the butt from other guys.This man knows what he's talking about.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

fuck baseball only 64 days until basketball is back.Hell yeah, Super Pink.

[peewee's lovechild]

I never said the Yankees were better. Or that the Yankees suck. I just agreed with Midge's point.

Midge is a retard.

[peewee's lovechild]

All except for one Yankee fan should be shot.

And if that should happen, they'd still be one of the best (most storied) franchises in sports.

[midgetonadonkey]

And if that should happen, they'd still be one of the best (most storied) franchises in sports.

If I wasn't there with you celebrating a Spurs championship I would've guessed you were a Lakers fan.

[midgetonadonkey]

What about their story? Or the Celtics?

[peewee's lovechild]

If I wasn't there with you celebrating a Spurs championship I would've guessed you were a Lakers fan.

YOU SAY THAT BULLSHIT AGAIN AND I'LL SHOVE A PHONE BOOK UP YOUR ASS!!!!!!!!!!!

[midgetonadonkey]

I say "Fuck a story". I root for regional teams. And the Astros are the closest team to where I grew up. As for the Oilers, now the Texans, and the Spurs.

[midgetonadonkey]

YOU SAY THAT BULLSHIT AGAIN AND I'LL SHOVE A PHONE BOOK UP YOUR ASS!!!!!!!!!!!

Fucking Lakers fan.

[midgetonadonkey]

Pee Wee has a Magic Jersey somewhere. I'm sure of it.

[peewee's lovechild]

What about their story? Or the Celtics?

We were talking about baseball, and I could have easily gone with the Red Sox, Braves, Cardinals, Dodger, and even the god damned Cubs.

But, ever since I could remember . . . I've always been a Yankee fan.

[midgetonadonkey]

We were talking about baseball, and I could have easily gone with the Red Sox, Braves, Cardinals, Dodger, and even the god damned Cubs.

But, ever since I could remember . . . I've always been a Yankee fan.

So you were born a champion chaser?

[peewee's lovechild]

I say "Fuck a story". I root for regional teams. And the Astros are the closest team to where I grew up. As for the Oilers, now the Texans, and the Spurs.

Then how do you explain your gay obsession with the piece of shit Aggies??

UT is A LOT closer to Bishop, TX than A&M.

[peewee's lovechild]

Fucking Lakers fan.

I will fucking rip your heart out with a spoon.

[peewee's lovechild]

Pee Wee has a Magic Jersey somewhere. I'm sure of it.

Seriously, this bullshit has to stop.

[midgetonadonkey]

Then how do you explain your gay obsession with the piece of shit Aggies??

UT is A LOT closer to Bishop, TX than A&M.

I have family that graduated from A&M.

[midgetonadonkey]

Seriously, this bullshit has to stop.

Or is it a Kareem jersey?

[peewee's lovechild]

I have family that graduated from A&M.

I have family that lived in New York.

Hey, if it works for you . . .

[peewee's lovechild]

Or is it a Kareem jersey?

It's his UCLA jersey.

[peewee's lovechild]

Joey Harrington just threw a touchdown.

Everything will be okay in Atlanta afterall.

[midgetonadonkey]

I have family that lived in New York.

Hey, if it works for you . . .

I knew you were a dirty Puerto Rican.

[timvp]

I am still an Oilers fan. I'm not one of those bandwagon fans that just stop being a fan because the franchise died. Houston Oilers for life.

The only difference is I get to watch the games whenever I want instead of having to catch them "live". I have a good feeling we are going to hold onto the lead against Buffalo this year.

:hungry:

[midgetonadonkey]

I am still an Oilers fan. I'm not one of those bandwagon fans that just stop being a fan because the franchise died. Houston Oilers for life.

The only difference is I get to watch the games whenever I want instead of having to catch them "live". I have a good feeling we are going to hold onto the lead against Buffalo this year.

:hungry:

I still wear an Oilers cap. No bullshit.

[peewee's lovechild]

I knew you were a dirty Puerto Rican.

:lmao

Fuck Puerto Ricans!
Fuck Cubans!

[peewee's lovechild]

I still wear an Oilers cap. No bullshit.

Yea, it's true.

And, sad.

[timvp]

I still wear an Oilers cap. No bullshit.So how you think they going to do this year? I think Haywood Jeffires is due for a bounce back year.

[timvp]

Fuck Puerto Ricans!
Fuck Cubans!

:tu

[ShoogarBear]

That is almost as bad as the Beno joke I was trying to make. I don't know how to phrase it right. Just as well. :lolA Beno joke is redundant.

[midgetonadonkey]

So how you think they going to do this year? I think Haywood Jeffires is due for a bounce back year.

As long as Gary Brown and Webster Slaughter stay healthy we should have a pretty good season.

[timvp]

As long as Gary Brown and Webster Slaughter stay healthy we should have a pretty good season.Yeah. I'm just hoping Kevin Gilbride and Buddy Ryan can keep the peace this year.

[ShoogarBear]

fuck baseball only 64 days until basketball is back.:tu

[midgetonadonkey]

Yeah. I'm just hoping Kevin Gilbride and Buddy Ryan can keep the peace this year.

Gilbride is a pussy. I can't wait until Coach Pardee fires his ass.

[ShoogarBear]

I say "Fuck a story". I root for regional teams. And the Astros are the closest team to where I grew up. As for the Oilers, now the Texans, and the Spurs.midge is a wise man.

Houston >>>>> Dallas.

[peewee's lovechild]

midge is a wise man.

Houston >>>>> Dallas.

Midgets have small brains.

It's true, it's science.

[timvp]

I used to watch Rangers games and halfway root for them after my Expos died.

Then I met a Mav fan.

[peewee's lovechild]

Gilbride is a pussy. I can't wait until Coach Pardee fires his ass.

Bum Phillips will make magic happen this season.

[ShoogarBear]

I am still an Oilers fan. I'm not one of those bandwagon fans that just stop being a fan because the franchise died. Houston Oilers for life.

I still wear an Oilers cap. No bullshit.Pussies.

I have an Earl Campbell throwback.

I'm still waiting for instant replay on the Mike Renfro touchdown.

Ken Houston is the greatest safety who ever lived.

[midgetonadonkey]

I saw a midget driving a Toyota Corolla today. I tried to take a picture but he was driving too fast.

[peewee's lovechild]

I used to watch Rangers games

Why would you do that to yourself?

[timvp]

The only thing worse than a Mav Fan is a Cowboy Fan.

[ShoogarBear]

Yeah. I'm just hoping Kevin Gilbride and Buddy Ryan can keep the peace this year.Hey, I think Jerry Glanville might be on to something: running the option with Warren Moon = genius.

[midgetonadonkey]

The only thing worse than a Mav Fan is a Cowboy Fan.

timvp knows his shit. He is brilliant.

timvp:spurtalk stephen hawking:science

[peewee's lovechild]

I saw a midget driving a Toyota Corolla today. I tried to take a picture but he was driving too fast.

Was he using blocks of wood to drive, like Shorty in The Temple of Doom?

[peewee's lovechild]

timvp knows his shit. He is brilliant.

timvp:spurtalk stephen hawking:science

So, Timvp is a quadraplegic who can't talk?

This explains so much.

[ShoogarBear]

The only thing worse than a Mav Fan is a Cowboy Fan.True. Although I experienced Celtic Fan/Red Sox Fan up close and personal for 17 years and it wasn't pretty.

[peewee's lovechild]

The only thing worse than a Mav Fan is a Cowboy Fan.

America's Team baby!!!!!

Live with it.

[timvp]

Pussies.

I have an Earl Campbell throwback.

I'm still waiting for instant replay on the Mike Renfro touchdown.

Ken Houston is the greatest safety who ever lived.

Pffff. I got a George Blanda hanging in the closet.

[midgetonadonkey]

So, Timvp is a quadraplegic who can't talk?

This explains so much.

You should love Stephen Hawking since he has Lou Gehrig's disease.

[peewee's lovechild]

I can just picture Timvp strapped to a wheel chair and puffing and sipping his way to his pc to talk shit about the 'Boys on ST.

[CuckingFunt]

Fucking mother fuck. Why must the Quattro now take a daily detour into an argument about sports/teams that don't interest me?

Why???

[ShoogarBear]

peewee = Yankee Fan and Cowboy Fan?

High-Larry-Us.

[peewee's lovechild]

Pffff. I got George Blanda hanging in the closet.

Sick bastard.

[timvp]

True. Although I experienced Celtic Fan/Red Sox Fan up close and personal for 17 years and it wasn't pretty.At least Boston Fan somewhat understands the game.

[ShoogarBear]

Pffff. I got a George Blanda hanging in the closet.:lol That would be classic.

[peewee's lovechild]

You should love Stephen Hawking since he has Lou Gehrig's disease.

Fuck, I just thought god didn't like him.

Interesting.

[ShoogarBear]

Fucking mother fuck. Why must the Quattro now take a daily detour into an argument about sports/teams that don't interest me?

Why???You could change that with a webcam.

[peewee's lovechild]

Fucking mother fuck. Why must the Quattro now take a daily detour into an argument about sports/teams that don't interest me?

Why???

We were all just waiting for you.

[timvp]

So, Timvp is a quadraplegic who can't talk?

This explains so much.

You better not think that I'll find out who you are you little mother fvck!!!!!!

[CuckingFunt]

You could change that with a webcam.And finally reveal that I'm a 400 pound hermaphroditic midget? I think not.

[ShoogarBear]

Trivia question: who was Dan Pastorini's wife?

[peewee's lovechild]

You could change that with a webcam.

I will ask you to respect the laws of territorial pissing.

[peewee's lovechild]

You better not think that I'll find out who you are you little mother fvck!!!!!!

When you find me, I'll be the guy wearing a Yankees jersey.

Fuck, I'll even put on my Cowboys cap.

[midgetonadonkey]

When you find me, I'll be the guy wearing a Yankees jersey.

Fuck, I'll even put on my Cowboys cap.

Why don't you put on your Lakers jersey?

[peewee's lovechild]

And finally reveal that I'm a 400 pound hermaphroditic midget? I think not.

And, here I was completely turned on . . .

[ShoogarBear]

And finally reveal that I'm a 400 pound hermaphroditic midget? I think not.We'd stop talking about sports teams for a while.

[Fillmoe_]

Take off the blazer/Loosen up the tie/Step inside the booth/Fillmoe is still alive!

[peewee's lovechild]

Why don't you put on your Lakers jersey?

Mother Fucker, don't forget I work with you foreskin breath.

[timvp]

Trivia question: who was Dan Pastorini's wife?
http://www.alandoshna.com/img/june21.jpg

[peewee's lovechild]

Fillmoe is still alive!

Proof that god doesn't exist.

[ShoogarBear]

I will ask you to respect the laws of territorial pissing.Dude I was pissing in the Quattro before your daddy got his dick.

[timvp]

When you find me, I'll be the guy wearing a Yankees jersey.

Fuck, I'll even put on my Cowboys cap.
You better not think I'll find you!!!!!!!!!

[midgetonadonkey]

Mother Fucker, don't forget I work with you foreskin breath.

How can I forget? You wear that bright ass purple AC Green jersey every other day.

[CuckingFunt]

Shouldn't I be the one making the territorial pissing decisions, anyway?

[peewee's lovechild]

Dude I was pissing in the Quattro before your daddy got his dick.

That would mean that you probably suffer from erectile disfunction due to your advanced age.

[ShoogarBear]

How can I forget? You wear that bright ass purple AC Green jersey every other day.:lmao

[Fillmoe_]

You better not think I'll find you!!!!!!!!!


:king

[timvp]

Let me guess. Midge Jr. is also an Anaheim Ducks fan.

[ShoogarBear]

Shouldn't I be the one making the territorial pissing decisions, anyway?Sure, where do you want it?

[peewee's lovechild]

You better not think I'll find you!!!!!!!!!

That 9 volt on your wheel chair would die anyway before you could come close to finding me.

I wonder how it feels to watch porn without being able to get a hard on.

Hmmm, that must really suck.

[ShoogarBear]

Sure, where do you want it?Ew, sorry, that's not my style at all.

[timvp]

Dude I was pissing in the Quattro before your daddy got his dick.You better watch out. He might not think to not find you never.

[peewee's lovechild]

How can I forget? You wear that bright ass purple AC Green jersey every other day.

Mother Fucker . . . .

[CuckingFunt]

Sure, where do you want it?Ashbeeigh.

[peewee's lovechild]

Shouldn't I be the one making the territorial pissing decisions, anyway?

My musky scent should send all the lesser stags on their merry way.

[peewee's lovechild]

Let me guess. Midge Jr. is also an Anaheim Ducks fan.

Fuck that.

Who the fuck even watches hockey??

Do they even show that bullshit on TV anymore?

[peewee's lovechild]

You better watch out. He might not think to not find you never.

:lol :lol

Fucker.

[ShoogarBear]

My musky scent should bring all the merry fags my way.

[midgetonadonkey]

2 TDs by Harrington? He is the next Brady Quinn.

[midgetonadonkey]

Except he's starting on a shitty team.

[ashbeeigh]

Ashbeeigh.


You bitch.

[peewee's lovechild]

2 TDs by Harrington? He is the next Brady Quinn.

The second comming of Johnny Unitas.

[timvp]

I can't believe I have to root for Harrington this year. Got damn quarterbackless dynasty FF team.

[peewee's lovechild]

I love you Funt. And, I want to make copious amounts of hot lesbian love to you.

Wow, I didn't expect that from you.

[CuckingFunt]

You bitch.Danke.

[peewee's lovechild]

I can't believe I have to root for Harrington this year. Got damn quarterbackless dynasty FF team.

How the fuck did that happen??
That's just fucking retarded!!

(Says the guy who had no other choice than to pick up Harrington on waivers last season)

[timvp]

Hey shoog any chance Campbell has a decent year for the Skins? I gots $$ riding on his azz.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

We'd stop talking about sports teams for a while.http://spurstalk.com/forums/images/smilies/smilol.gifhttp://spurstalk.com/forums/images/smilies/smilol.gifhttp://spurstalk.com/forums/images/smilies/smilol.gifhttp://spurstalk.com/forums/images/smilies/smilol.gifhttp://spurstalk.com/forums/images/smilies/smilol.gif

[midgetonadonkey]

Hey shoog any chance Campbell has a decent year for the Skins? I gots $$ riding on his azz.

No chance at all. The 'Boys will tear him a new asshole and then shove a random object inside of it.

-peewee

[ashbeeigh]

Wow, I didn't expect that from you.


:lmao all lies!

[CuckingFunt]

:lmao all lies!Double danke.

[midgetonadonkey]

:lmao all lies!

Why is that a lie? Did you come out of the closet to peewee?

[timvp]

Blowing into this straw to post sucks . . .

[ashbeeigh]

Why is that a lie? Did you come out of the closet to peewee?

double lies!

[peewee's lovechild]

No chance at all. The 'Boys will tear him a new asshole and then shove a random object inside of it.

-peewee

Yea, that.

[ShoogarBear]

What's the over/under on the number of times the Falcons hear Who Let The Dogs Out during road games?

[peewee's lovechild]

Why is that a lie? Did you come out of the closet to peewee?

She was trying to get me to ask The Funt for naked pictures.

She told me that she masturbates to The Funt's avatar.

[peewee's lovechild]

Blowing into this straw to post sucks . . .

Several posts already . . . you must be good at blowing.

[peewee's lovechild]

What's the over/under on the number of times the Falcons hear Who Let The Dogs Out during road games?

That would be a good bet.

Do they play the Browns this year?

[ShoogarBear]

Hey shoog any chance Campbell has a decent year for the Skins? I gots $$ riding on his azz.I dunno. Everyone seems really high on him. But really the Skins O has sucked pretty much since Gibbs came back. ANd to be honest, I'm not convinced about Al Saunders.

I think Campbell (hoary cliche warning) has the tools. It will probably come down to whether the can establish the power running game to take pressure off of him.

[timvp]

What's the over/under on the number of times the Falcons hear Who Let The Dogs Out during road games?

I want to see the Falcons vs the University of Georgia.

[ashbeeigh]

She was trying to get me to ask The Funt for naked pictures.

She told me that she masturbates to The Funt's avatar.


I'm horrible at rewording quotes so I won't try. I'll just say I'm horribly offended by that statement.

[CuckingFunt]

I'm horrible at rewording quotes so I won't try. I'll just say I'm horribly offended by that statement.The fact that making sweet, sweet love to me is offensive to ashbeeigh fills me with more pride than I can possibly express through words.

[timvp]

I dunno. Everyone seems really high on him. But really the Skins O has sucked pretty much since Gibbs came back. ANd to be honest, I'm not convinced about Al Saunders.

I think Campbell (hoary cliche warning) has the tools. It will probably come down to whether the can establish the power running game to take pressure off of him.Gibbs is dying to not have another bad offensive team. That's my hope in Campbell being halfway decent.

Campbell, Harrington and Huard have to carry me. :depressed

[peewee's lovechild]

I'm horrible at rewording quotes so I won't try. I'll just say I am happy that The Funt knows about my lustful attraction to her.

[ShoogarBear]

OMG, Huard?

My condolences.

[peewee's lovechild]

Gibbs is dying to not have another bad offensive team. That's my hope in Campbell being halfway decent.

Campbell, Harrington and Huard have to carry me. :depressed

Huard is your best chance.
I think Campbell will have growing pains this season.

Harrington . . . well, he's Harrington.

Go with Huard.

[peewee's lovechild]

Making sweet, sweet love to PeeWee is all I can think about througout the entire day. The thought of having his man scent and musk all over me me puts me into an orgasmic state.

Yea, I already knew that.

[ShoogarBear]

Huard is your best chance.
I think Campbell will have growing pains this season.

Harrington . . . well, he's Harrington.

Go with Huard.Three words: Herman Edwards offense.

[peewee's lovechild]

Three words: Herman Edwards offense.

Still better than a still learning Jason Campbell and Joey "I throw more interceptions than TDs" Harrington.

Plus, Huard wasn't bad at all last year when he took over for Trent Green.

[midgetonadonkey]

Huard is your best chance.
I think Campbell will have growing pains this season.

Harrington . . . well, he's Harrington.

Go with Huard.

Didn't Campbell have growing pains last season?

[CuckingFunt]

Growing pains hurt like a son of a bitch.

[CuckingFunt]

Holy guacamole!! It looks like I may actually have a mattress this week.

If my back weren't already crippled by sleeping on an air mattress for almost a month, I'd do a happy dance right now.

[peewee's lovechild]

Didn't Campbell have growing pains last season?

He didn't start a full season. Brunell was the starter for most of the season. He hasn't even had that much experience as a back up either (only one year). So, yea, he still has some growing pains to experience.

And, he has to face the Eagles, Giants, and THE COWBOYS!!!!!!!!!

The will crush him and shove random objects up his ass.

[timvp]

.

You better not think that I'll find out who you are you little mother fvck!!!!!!

Calm down. Stop messing with mother nature.I'm going to kill that b!tch!!!!!!!!!

[peewee's lovechild]

Holy guacamole!! It looks like I may actually have a mattress this week.

If my back weren't already crippled by sleeping on an air mattress for almost a month, I'd do a happy dance right now.

Happy dance??

What goes on with this happy dance?

[midgetonadonkey]

And, he has to face the Eagles, Giants, and THE COWBOYS!!!!!!!!!

The will crush him and shove random objects up his ass.

Kind of like what they did to Schaub this past week?

[CuckingFunt]

Happy dance??

What goes on with this happy dance?The happy dance has no set rhythm or sequence. It is not a choreographed affair.

It is organic. Free flowing. And entirely dependent on the level of happiness being celebrated.

Today, I think, it would include both the cabbage patch AND the running man.

[peewee's lovechild]

Kind of like what they did to Schaub this past week?

Pre-season doesn't count and you know that you mother fucker.
Don't give me that bullshit.

[ShoogarBear]

Still better than a still learning Jason Campbell and Joey "I throw more interceptions than TDs" Harrington.

Plus, Huard wasn't bad at all last year when he took over for Trent Green.He wasn't bad. I just don't think he'll ever generate much in the way of numbers in that offense.

[peewee's lovechild]

Today, I think, it would include both the cabbage patch AND the running man.

:lmao

[ashbeeigh]

Pre-season doesn't count and you know that you mother fucker.
Don't give me that bullshit.

You're just saying that because your Cowboys lost to Midge's Texans.

[midgetonadonkey]

Pre-season doesn't count and you know that you mother fucker.
Don't give me that bullshit.

Why did it count when you were gloating about the Cowboys beating the Colts in week one? Fucker. The Cowboys loss is what led you to go on a hate filled Quattro tyraid.

[ShoogarBear]

The happy dance has no set rhythm or sequence. It is not a choreographed affair.

It is organic. Free flowing. And entirely dependent on the level of happiness being celebrated.

Today, I think, it would include both the cabbage patch AND the running man.Again, another indication for the webcam.

[peewee's lovechild]

He wasn't bad. I just don't think he'll ever generate much in the way of numbers in that offense.

And Jason Campbell will??
No way. Portis and Betts will be run into the ground.
There's no chance Campbell airs it out to the point a fantasy team needs.

Harrington will, but you have to deal with the interceptions.
Last year, he threw for close to 400 yrds but had 4 interceptions and a fumble (I don't remember which game). I ended up with negative points on him.

Huard would be Tim's best shot.

[CuckingFunt]

Again, another indication for the webcam.Eh... maybe if I were going to bust out the reebok or the robocop it would be worth it.

Maybe.

[peewee's lovechild]

You're just saying that because your Cowboys lost to Midge's Texans.

And, you're just saying that because I outed you.

[ashbeeigh]

My happy dance includes the moon walk in combination with the running man and the sprinkler. The last time it was seen in full effect was the Spurs won their championship.

[ashbeeigh]

And, you're just saying that because I outed you.


bullshit lies.

[peewee's lovechild]

Why did it count when you were gloating about the Cowboys beating the Colts in week one? Fucker. The Cowboys loss is what led you to go on a hate filled Quattro tyraid.

Fuck, I don't even remember that.

But, I always maintained that the pre-season was the pre-season.

[peewee's lovechild]

Eh... maybe if I were going to bust out the reebok or the robocop it would be worth it.

Maybe.

The robocop??

I love you.

[midgetonadonkey]

Fuck, I don't even remember that.

But, I always maintained that the pre-season was the pre-season.

Not at all. Your homerism talked much Cowboy shit after week 1 of the preseason. Don't backtrack fucker.

[ashbeeigh]

oh my goodness. The best part of the day has begun. A new The Hills is on.

[peewee's lovechild]

Not at all. Your homerism talked much Cowboy shit after week 1 of the preseason. Don't backtrack fucker.

When the fuck was that???

You're full of shit.

We'll just let the season speak for itself.
You know, when the 'Boys get to the playoffs and your Texcunts sit at home jacking to the Super Bowl.

[peewee's lovechild]

oh my goodness. The best part of the day has begun. A new The Hills is on.

Is that like the gay Waltons?

Is it about hot, nasty, lustful lesbian love?

Damn, you got it good for the lesbian life.

[midgetonadonkey]

When the fuck was that???

You're full of shit.

We'll just let the season speak for itself.
You know, when the 'Boys get to the playoffs and your Texcunts sit at home jacking to the Super Bowl.

You know you were talking all kinds of shit. "Romo looks great" "The D is still badass" shit like that.

Your "boys" will be jacking to the Super Bowl as well because they won't even get past the wild card round, yet again.

[CuckingFunt]

Is it about hot, nasty, lustful lesbian love?

No. That's "The L Word", but the new season hasn't started yet.

[ShoogarBear]

http://www.squibkick.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/01/martin-grammatica-and-tony-romo.jpg

[peewee's lovechild]

No. That's "The L Word", but the new season hasn't started yet.

Ashbeeigh watching "The L Word"??

Her lesbian lust knows no bounds.

[midgetonadonkey]

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/HotAsianTits.gif

[midgetonadonkey]

A little too much red carpet for Romo? I can't imagine how bad it will be this season.

[peewee's lovechild]

You know you were talking all kinds of shit. "Romo looks great" "The D is still badass" shit like that.

Your "boys" will be jacking to the Super Bowl as well because they won't even get past the wild card round, yet again.

As opposed to you referring to Matt Shaub as the second comming of Warren Moon??

Fuck you.
I was just being positive about my team.

And, wasn't I the guy who was getting shit about saying that we should've taken Brady Quinn because I'm not entirely convinced about Romo??

[midgetonadonkey]

A little something for all the fellas...

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/ug0d15daepXn.gif

[peewee's lovechild]

http://www.squibkick.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/01/martin-grammatica-and-tony-romo.jpg

Asshole.

[peewee's lovechild]

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/HotAsianTits.gif

Cock sucker.

[midgetonadonkey]

As opposed to you referring to Matt Shaub as the second comming of Warren Moon??

Fuck you.
I was just being positive about my team.

And, wasn't I the guy who was getting shit about saying that we should've taken Brady Quinn because I'm not entirely convinced about Romo??

I never said shit about Warren Moon. Plus, I hope he's better than Moon. He would be able to go all the way to the Super Bowl.

Yes you were that guy. Because you are a dumbass.

[peewee's lovechild]

A little something for all the fellas...

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/ug0d15daepXn.gif

Dude, I need that as my avatar.

Hook me up.

[CuckingFunt]

A little something for all the fellas...

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/ug0d15daepXn.gifThis is five thousand million bazillion times more interesting than all the baseball and football posts put together.

[midgetonadonkey]

Dude, I need that as my avatar.

Hook me up.

Let me see what I can do.

[timvp]

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/HotAsianTits.gifI was watching this game with some Cowboy fans and they were all flabbergasted because they couldn't understand why Bill Parcells would run a fake field goal.

True story.

[ShoogarBear]

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/HotAsianTits.gifJordan Babineaux was hauling serious ass on that play.

[midgetonadonkey]

This bitch was my neighbor in Corpus. I found these when I joined an amateur porn website. I give her a 6 out of 10. Opinions?

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/43179czgw_6.jpg

[peewee's lovechild]

Yes you were that guy. Because you are a dumbass.

So, how can I still be a homer???

Your logic is priceless.

[peewee's lovechild]

Let me see what I can do.

Hurry up on that.

[midgetonadonkey]

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/HotAsianTits.gif

I wonder how many times Romo said "Oh shit!" during that play. My guess is 34.

[ShoogarBear]

I was watching this game with some Cowboy fans and they were all flabbergasted because they couldn't understand why Bill Parcells would run a fake field goal.

True story.:lol

I guess we can say this is the play that retired The Tuna.

[peewee's lovechild]

This bitch was my neighbor in Corpus. I found these when I joined an amateur porn website. I give her a 6 out of 10. Opinions?

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/43179czgw_6.jpg

4.5

We've already spoken about this.

She aw-ight.

[timvp]

Jordan Babineaux was hauling serious ass on that play.The sad thing is I know the pain of how an Argie's botched block attempt could ruin a season . . .