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Mister Sinister
08-29-2007, 09:25 AM
:wakeup Morning, all.

ORION
08-29-2007, 09:42 AM
:wakeup Morning, all.
:sleep

Mister Sinister
08-29-2007, 09:43 AM
:sleep
:cry :depressed

ORION
08-29-2007, 09:48 AM
:cry :depressed
:hungry:

Mister Sinister
08-29-2007, 09:49 AM
:hungry:
:downspin: Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

midgetonadonkey
08-29-2007, 09:59 AM
:downspin: Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!


:flipoff

Mister Sinister
08-29-2007, 10:00 AM
:flipoff
:cry

Viva Las Espuelas
08-29-2007, 10:03 AM
I'm driving home today and can't wait to hit Chacho's. MONSTER KONG NACHOS!!!!!!!!

Boris
08-29-2007, 10:03 AM
http://www.icmag.com/ic/images/smilies/bongsmi.gif

ORION
08-29-2007, 10:04 AM
http://www.icmag.com/ic/images/smilies/bongsmi.gif
:dizzy

Silver21_Black20
08-29-2007, 10:15 AM
I cussed out an old man on my way to work.

He deserved it.

angel_luv
08-29-2007, 10:17 AM
:wakeup Morning, all.


Good morning. :)

Mister Sinister
08-29-2007, 10:18 AM
Good morning. :)
^_^ Hooray! Positive attention! ...Good god, that sounded depressing.

ALVAREZ6
08-29-2007, 10:20 AM
Hello

ALVAREZ6
08-29-2007, 10:21 AM
Hello
WTF omgosh I hate you Alvarez leave the quattro omgosh I hate you!!!

midgetonadonkey
08-29-2007, 10:21 AM
I'm driving home today and can't wait to hit Chacho's. MONSTER KONG NACHOS!!!!!!!!

Chachos sucks.

midgetonadonkey
08-29-2007, 10:21 AM
I'll eat your dog and shine your shoes fuck you I'm a leprechaun.

samikeyp
08-29-2007, 10:21 AM
I cussed out an old man on my way to work.

He deserved it.

Nice. :tu

angel_luv
08-29-2007, 10:24 AM
^_^ Hooray! Positive attention! ...Good god, that sounded depressing.

I know what you meant- "Hooray a positive response."

:)

angel_luv
08-29-2007, 10:25 AM
Hello


Hey Alvie. :)

angel_luv
08-29-2007, 10:26 AM
I cussed out an old man on my way to work.

He deserved it.


You're the crazy chick my grandpa just told me about? :depressed

ORION
08-29-2007, 10:36 AM
I cussed out an old man on my way to work.

He deserved it.
what did shoog do ??

1369
08-29-2007, 10:38 AM
what did shoog do ??

He has really shiny wingtips.

Mister Sinister
08-29-2007, 10:38 AM
I know what you meant- "Hooray a positive response."

:)
Close enough. I have this self-deprecating joke that nobody likes me and then act all overjoyed when people are nice to me.

angel_luv
08-29-2007, 10:40 AM
I'm really sleepy today. :sleep

ORION
08-29-2007, 10:44 AM
He has really shiny wingtips.
might as well just tape mirrors to his shoes

ORION
08-29-2007, 10:52 AM
I'm really sleepy today. :sleep
was there a good movie on last night :corn:

ashbeeigh
08-29-2007, 10:54 AM
Who's Wedding is it Anyway is a dumb show when nothing goes wrong.

angel_luv
08-29-2007, 10:59 AM
was there a good movie on last night :corn:


I was supposed to watch the Stepford Wifes" with my room mate but her son wouldn't go to sleep. I waited up until 11:30 but fell asleep soon after.

I just this week started working all morning shifts at the mall. I had gotten into the habit of staying up late and sleeping in on the days I worked evenings.
I am having a hard time adjusting to going to work every morning. But I have this entire holiday weekend off so yea! :)

angel_luv
08-29-2007, 11:00 AM
Who's Wedding is it Anyway is a dumb show when nothing goes wrong.


I like the show- it has given me a lot of good ideas for my wedding, assuming I have one.

Do you watch " I propose?" I like that show. :)

midgetonadonkey
08-29-2007, 11:14 AM
I have to make a cheesecake for Tuesday. Somebody remind me on Monday.

ORION
08-29-2007, 11:15 AM
I was supposed to watch the Stepford Wifes" with my room mate but her son wouldn't go to sleep. I waited up until 11:30 but fell asleep soon after.

I just this week started working all morning shifts at the mall. I had gotten into the habit of staying up late and sleeping in on the days I worked evenings.
I am having a hard time adjusting to going to work every morning. But I have this entire holiday weekend off so yea! :)
just wait until the internationals come in for their shopping. oh and the christmas shopping. A friend of mine owns a chart at the mall and I used to hang out over there. that place was crazy

Viva Las Espuelas
08-29-2007, 11:18 AM
I have to make a cheesecake for Tuesday. Somebody remind me on Monday.how much do you charge for one?

midgetonadonkey
08-29-2007, 11:28 AM
how much do you charge for one?

8 dollars for plain 10 for chocolate

midgetonadonkey
08-29-2007, 11:28 AM
Or a 12 pack of Bud.

Silver21_Black20
08-29-2007, 11:32 AM
I want a chocolate cheesecake.

Viva Las Espuelas
08-29-2007, 11:35 AM
8 dollars for plain 10 for chocolatenot bad. how about a chocolate cream cheese cheesecake, or are you not filly like that?

midgetonadonkey
08-29-2007, 11:36 AM
I want a chocolate cheesecake.


8 dollars for plain 10 for chocolate


Or a 12 pack of Bud.

ashbeeigh
08-29-2007, 11:36 AM
I like the show- it has given me a lot of good ideas for my wedding, assuming I have one.

Do you watch " I propose?" I like that show. :)

I like that show, too, but only when I can relate to the couple. There was one on yesterday with this older guy (when isay older he was probably like 29 or something) who was proposing to his younger girlfriend and I just couldn't stop thinking of them in high school when they were like 4 years apart. It grossed me out.

midgetonadonkey
08-29-2007, 11:37 AM
not bad. how about a chocolate cream cheese cheesecake, or are you not filly like that?

I can do that.

ashbeeigh
08-29-2007, 11:37 AM
Oh and :elephant for job interviews

midgetonadonkey
08-29-2007, 11:38 AM
Oh an :elephant for job interviews

I hope you get whatever job you are interviewing for. That way you will post less.

ashbeeigh
08-29-2007, 11:39 AM
I hope you get whatever job you are interviewing for. That way you will post less.


I'll make sure it's an annoying desk job like ATRAIN has so I can post every single day.

ORION
08-29-2007, 11:40 AM
can I get a menudo flavored cheesecake ?

Viva Las Espuelas
08-29-2007, 11:41 AM
I hope you get whatever job you are interviewing for. That way you will post less.wow, and she always comes back for more. i guess she's submissive like that. are you, Super Pink?

Viva Las Espuelas
08-29-2007, 11:42 AM
can I get a menudo flavored cheesecake ?i almost puked on that one. that's just nasty.

midgetonadonkey
08-29-2007, 11:42 AM
can I get a menudo flavored cheesecake ?

How about a burnt mecco flavored cheesecake instead?

Viva Las Espuelas
08-29-2007, 11:43 AM
How about a burnt mecco flavored cheesecake instead?why does mecco smell like bleach?

ORION
08-29-2007, 11:54 AM
How about a burnt mecco flavored cheesecake instead?
yeah ! I could put it out here at work and watch everyone eat it

ORION
08-29-2007, 11:54 AM
why does mecco smell like bleach?
mine has that new car smell

ORION
08-29-2007, 12:02 PM
why does mecco smell like bleach?
well sperm actually enhances the smell of the bleach that is already there and that would only be possible if the sperm came in contact with a tube sock.... wait what are you doing ?

angel_luv
08-29-2007, 12:04 PM
Oh and :elephant for job interviews


Good luck. Where have you applied?

angel_luv
08-29-2007, 12:47 PM
:sleep :sleep :sleep

Silver21_Black20
08-29-2007, 12:56 PM
:hungry:

angel_luv
08-29-2007, 12:58 PM
Not for me. I am stuck in the information booth until 3:30 :(

angel_luv
08-29-2007, 01:13 PM
Boo! Customers keep coming up while there are good songs playing on the radio. Wish they would bother me during the bad music instead.

ORION
08-29-2007, 01:17 PM
Not for me. I am stuck in the information booth until 3:30 :(
what was the stupidest question you got asked today while working the info booth?

ShoogarBear
08-29-2007, 01:19 PM
what was the stupidest question you got asked today while working the info booth?That one.

Viva Las Espuelas
08-29-2007, 01:20 PM
well sperm actually enhances the smell of the bleach that is already there and that would only be possible if the sperm came in contact with a tube sock.... wait what are you doing ?debunked. i don't use bleach.

peewee's lovechild
08-29-2007, 01:24 PM
I just checked out a book to a bearded Jewish guy.
He was wearing a Mariners jersey.

Abraham is rolling in his grave.

peewee's lovechild
08-29-2007, 01:24 PM
Midge should make a raspberry cheesecake.

But, I'll settle for a chocolate one.

Viva Las Espuelas
08-29-2007, 01:25 PM
I just checked out a book to a bearded Jewish guy.
He was wearing a Mariners jersey.

Abraham is rolling in his grave.i don't get the punchline.

ORION
08-29-2007, 01:25 PM
That one.
:madrun ok the 2nd stupidest

peewee's lovechild
08-29-2007, 01:26 PM
i don't get the punchline.

He's Jewish.
He should be a Yankee fan.

New York is the Mecca of American Jews.

ORION
08-29-2007, 01:26 PM
debunked. i don't use bleach.
well maybe its because your spunking in a bottle of bleach

ShoogarBear
08-29-2007, 01:33 PM
He's Jewish.
He should be a Yankee fan.
Not always true.

http://images.salon.com/news/sports/col/olbermann/2003/02/22/koufax/story.jpg

Viva Las Espuelas
08-29-2007, 01:37 PM
He's Jewish.
He should be a Yankee fan.

New York is the Mecca of American Jews.i guess

peewee's lovechild
08-29-2007, 01:39 PM
Not always true.

http://images.salon.com/news/sports/col/olbermann/2003/02/22/koufax/story.jpg

There are some exceptions.

peewee's lovechild
08-29-2007, 01:39 PM
But, I was referring to the fans.

ShoogarBear
08-29-2007, 01:42 PM
A lotta lotta Jewish Dodger fans out there still.

midgetonadonkey
08-29-2007, 01:44 PM
I wonder if there are any Irish Red Sox fans.

ShoogarBear
08-29-2007, 01:46 PM
I wonder if there are any Irish Red Sox fans.The one thing uniting all Red Sox fans is they are assholes.

peewee's lovechild
08-29-2007, 01:47 PM
A lotta lotta Jewish Dodger fans out there still.

No way!!

They're all Yank or Met fans.

peewee's lovechild
08-29-2007, 01:47 PM
I wonder if there are any Irish Red Sox fans.

I wonder if there are any black Grambling fans.

midgetonadonkey
08-29-2007, 01:48 PM
I hear this guy is a big Red Sox fan.

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/frankstallone.jpg

peewee's lovechild
08-29-2007, 01:48 PM
The one thing uniting all Red Sox fans is they are assholes.

In the words of all my Jewish friends, "Amen."

ShoogarBear
08-29-2007, 01:53 PM
No way!!

They're all Yank or Met fans.http://blogs.brilliantbutcancelled.com/tv_lover/tvlover_david_320x240.jpg

Dodger Fan.

ashbeeigh
08-29-2007, 01:53 PM
Amen is the same in like every language. It's pretty amazing. German, Spanish, Chinese, French, Punjabi, asshole, etc.

peewee's lovechild
08-29-2007, 01:55 PM
Amen is the same in like every language. It's pretty amazing. German, Spanish, Chinese, French, Punjabi, asshole, etc.

Does it mean the same in sarcasm?
I'm not sure if you understand that language.

peewee's lovechild
08-29-2007, 01:55 PM
http://blogs.brilliantbutcancelled.com/tv_lover/tvlover_david_320x240.jpg

Dodger Fan.

He's a comedian.
He can't be trusted.

Johnny_Blaze_47
08-29-2007, 01:56 PM
http://photos-a.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v15/73/24/29606529/n29606529_30256512_3425.jpg

Jewish Yankees fan on the left, Hispanic Braves fan on the right, Big ass Bobcat in the middle.

CuckingFunt
08-29-2007, 01:57 PM
Estoy bored.

midgetonadonkey
08-29-2007, 01:58 PM
Braves suck.

Johnny_Blaze_47
08-29-2007, 02:00 PM
Braves suck.

Blow me.

ShoogarBear
08-29-2007, 02:00 PM
http://photos-a.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v15/73/24/29606529/n29606529_30256512_3425.jpg

Jewish Yankees fan on the left, Hispanic Braves fan on the right, Big ass Bobcat in the middle.Braves fan? WTF, since when? I always thought you were another Ranger Loser.

And for a second, I thought the guy on the left was Manny.

midgetonadonkey
08-29-2007, 02:01 PM
:lmao

I just say that because I have to live with a replica Braves helmet and a Braves cup on my dresser.

ShoogarBear
08-29-2007, 02:02 PM
:lmao

I just say that because I have to live with a replica Braves helmet and a Braves cup on my dresser and I wear underwear with "JT" monogrammed on it.

Viva Las Espuelas
08-29-2007, 02:05 PM
And for a second, I thought the guy on the left was Manny.impossible. ears are wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy too small.

midgetonadonkey
08-29-2007, 02:09 PM
Damn you Shoog. I don't have JT on any of my underwear. :madrun

Johnny_Blaze_47
08-29-2007, 02:09 PM
Braves fan? WTF, since when? I always thought you were another Ranger Loser.

And for a second, I thought the guy on the left was Manny.

Rangers? :lmao

I'd finish responding, but I'm still holding my sides from laughing so hard.

peewee's lovechild
08-29-2007, 02:10 PM
Bobbies, bobbies everywhere!!!!!!!

ORION
08-29-2007, 02:11 PM
http://photos-a.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v15/73/24/29606529/n29606529_30256512_3425.jpg


haha the bobcat has tight pants

ShoogarBear
08-29-2007, 02:11 PM
Damn you Shoog. I don't have JT on any of my underwear. :madrunThat's right, it's on SilBlack's underwear.

My bad.

ShoogarBear
08-29-2007, 02:12 PM
Bobbies, bobbies everywhere!!!!!!!http://www.grosvenor-guides.com/furniture/pics/bobbies.jpg

CuckingFunt
08-29-2007, 02:13 PM
I can't decide if I want to leave now and walk back to school, or be a lazy ass for another half hour and drive.

I was much better at the "I'm gonna walk EVERY day" plan before I learned there were a bunch of meters with eight hour limits.

peewee's lovechild
08-29-2007, 02:15 PM
I checked out books to three beautiful sets of boobies in a row!!!!!!!!!!!

peewee's lovechild
08-29-2007, 02:15 PM
They were better than Ashbeeigh's boobies!!

peewee's lovechild
08-29-2007, 02:17 PM
http://www.grosvenor-guides.com/furniture/pics/bobbies.jpg

Fuck, I misspelled them.

midgetonadonkey
08-29-2007, 02:18 PM
They were better than Ashbeeigh's bobbies!!

Even these are better than ashbeeigh's boobs.

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/mob5.jpg

CuckingFunt
08-29-2007, 02:20 PM
Is the Maury Povich show just paternity tests these days?

ShoogarBear
08-29-2007, 02:21 PM
Thanks, midge. I don't think I'll ever eat again.

CuckingFunt
08-29-2007, 02:22 PM
They should re-name this "The Maury Povich Minstrel Show."

Ronaldo McDonald
08-29-2007, 02:24 PM
Even these are better than ashbeeigh's boobs.

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/mob5.jpg

the nipple ring is hilarious

ashbeeigh
08-29-2007, 02:25 PM
Does it mean the same in sarcasm?
I'm not sure if you understand that language.

It's said in a different tone, but still the same. Obviously.

CuckingFunt
08-29-2007, 02:25 PM
Stop quoting it. Damn!

ashbeeigh
08-29-2007, 02:25 PM
Everytime midge puts up that picture a little part of me dies.

CuckingFunt
08-29-2007, 02:26 PM
Everytime midge puts up that picture a little part of me dies.Never mind. Keep quoting it.

ShoogarBear
08-29-2007, 02:26 PM
:lol

jman3000
08-29-2007, 02:33 PM
I just now got my new security service card in the mail. I lost it @ the game 5 gtg at hooligans... bitches took what? almost 5 months to get me my damn card.

Condemned 2 HelLA
08-29-2007, 02:38 PM
Everytime midge puts up that picture a little part of me dies.


Never mind. Keep quoting it.

A brief interaction, yes, but well worth repeating.

Condemned 2 HelLA
08-29-2007, 02:40 PM
Is the Maury Povich show just paternity tests these days?

That's pretty much all they ever do anymore, yeah.
It never stops being funny to watch the over-exagerrated pee-pee dances the guys do when they find out they're not the fathers.

Viva Las Espuelas
08-29-2007, 02:41 PM
Even these are better than ashbeeigh's boobs.

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/mob5.jpgJman?

Condemned 2 HelLA
08-29-2007, 02:47 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uil_O40ekrM

Funt will appreciate this.

Viva Las Espuelas
08-29-2007, 02:53 PM
man, those are offensive

Richard Cranium
08-29-2007, 02:54 PM
What the.............

Viva Las Espuelas
08-29-2007, 02:55 PM
What the.............gruesome, aren't they?

Viva Las Espuelas
08-29-2007, 02:56 PM
People Please Post So We Can Get To A New Page!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

mrsmaalox
08-29-2007, 02:59 PM
man, those are offensive
Oh shit!! I opened the thread, that pic popped up and my eyeballs had a heart attack! Oh the humanity :depressed

Viva Las Espuelas
08-29-2007, 03:02 PM
Oh shit!! I opened the thread, that pic popped up and my eyeballs had a heart attack! Oh the humanity :depressedTHEN POST

ShoogarBear
08-29-2007, 03:04 PM
midge's bookmarked pages must be a Gallery of Disgust.

mrsmaalox
08-29-2007, 03:06 PM
THEN POST
OKAY

Viva Las Espuelas
08-29-2007, 03:06 PM
midge's bookmarked pages must be a Gallery of Disgust.i'm sure he's getting them locked and loaded, on other tabs, to post them here.

ashbeeigh
08-29-2007, 03:07 PM
shake your bon bon shake yor bon bon.

ashbeeigh
08-29-2007, 03:07 PM
OKAY

Don't listen to him. He's retarded.

Viva Las Espuelas
08-29-2007, 03:15 PM
Don't listen to him. He's retarded.you're the one living at home with the parents, Super Pink.

Silver21_Black20
08-29-2007, 03:16 PM
That's right, it's on SilBlack's underwear.

My bad.

You've seen my underwear?

Condemned 2 HelLA
08-29-2007, 03:17 PM
You've seen my underwear?

Or has he seen midge's?

Nevermind
08-29-2007, 03:18 PM
You've seen my underwear?

Hasn't..............nevermind. :oops

ShoogarBear
08-29-2007, 03:20 PM
You've seen my underwear?I'm wearing a pair on my head as we speak.

Thanks, midge. :tu

Viva Las Espuelas
08-29-2007, 03:21 PM
I'm wearing a pair on my head as we speak.

Thanks, midge. :tubrown or yellow up front?

mrsmaalox
08-29-2007, 03:24 PM
Don't listen to him. He's retarded.
He is? Wow he's pretty high functioning. And more deeply rooted in reality than most!!

ashbeeigh
08-29-2007, 03:26 PM
He is? Wow he's pretty high functioning. And more deeply rooted in reality than most!!

Well, we like to boost up his self-esteem every once in a while. Today must be one of those days.

Silver21_Black20
08-29-2007, 03:27 PM
brown or yellow up front?

How do you get brown and yellow stains up front? Guess you should know since you brought it up.

Bigzax
08-29-2007, 03:29 PM
Even these are better than ashbeeigh's boobs.

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/mob5.jpg

Viva Las Espuelas
08-29-2007, 03:34 PM
why?

Viva Las Espuelas
08-29-2007, 03:35 PM
How do you get brown and yellow stains up front? Guess you should know since you brought it up.i think i typed "or".

midgetonadonkey
08-29-2007, 03:40 PM
midge's bookmarked pages must be a Gallery of Disgust.

I had to delete about 20 pictures from my photobucket because the violate terms of agreement or some shit like that. Pussy photobucket.

ashbeeigh
08-29-2007, 03:45 PM
Why BigZax? Why?

midgetonadonkey
08-29-2007, 03:47 PM
Why BigZax? Why?

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/mob5.jpg

Viva Las Espuelas
08-29-2007, 03:49 PM
^^^^^^^^^^^Y Tu Tambien! not the movie. I've never have been so grossed out by a pic.

Bigzax
08-29-2007, 03:53 PM
i can't see photobucket pics from work. they are blocked! i'll be sure to check out what i'm missing when i get home later...:lol

Bigzax
08-29-2007, 03:53 PM
http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/mob5.jpg



nice!

Viva Las Espuelas
08-29-2007, 04:01 PM
nice!so you're "blind" posting?

Bigzax
08-29-2007, 04:02 PM
so you're "blind" posting?


:cooldevil

midgetonadonkey
08-29-2007, 04:06 PM
http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/mob5.jpg

Just in case anyone missed it.

Silver21_Black20
08-29-2007, 04:08 PM
Dammit! Quit with the fucking picture.

midgetonadonkey
08-29-2007, 04:10 PM
Dammit! Quit with the fucking picture.

Which picture? This picture?

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/mob5.jpg

Viva Las Espuelas
08-29-2007, 04:12 PM
Dammit! Quit with the fucking picture.threaten him with shutting down "disneyland".

Viva Las Espuelas
08-29-2007, 04:13 PM
jeez. that is just horrible. i wish i was @ home to retaliate with pics of my own.

Bigzax
08-29-2007, 04:14 PM
i want "disneyland" pics!

midgetonadonkey
08-29-2007, 04:17 PM
Here's a little something to make up for my shenanigans.


http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/oldlady.jpg

Viva Las Espuelas
08-29-2007, 04:20 PM
Here's a little something to make up for my shenanigans.


http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/oldlady.jpgthat reminds me that i need to shave my balls tonight.

midgetonadonkey
08-29-2007, 04:31 PM
that reminds me that i need to shave my balls tonight.

Be careful. Don't nick the sack.

Viva Las Espuelas
08-29-2007, 04:33 PM
Be careful. Don't nick the sack.i never do. it's all in the stroke.

JoeChalupa
08-29-2007, 04:34 PM
I hear ya. :jack

marini martini
08-29-2007, 04:35 PM
Thanks for the change of scenery, Midge :toast

Mister Sinister
08-29-2007, 04:38 PM
God, damn, youse people are fucked up.

Silver21_Black20
08-29-2007, 05:27 PM
God, damn, youse people are fucked up.

You have no idea.

Mister Sinister
08-29-2007, 05:29 PM
You have no idea.
And none of y'all know how fucked I am. Nya na na.

StrongPersuader
08-29-2007, 05:47 PM
Word

ashbeeigh
08-29-2007, 05:48 PM
This is going to be on to 7 in a matter of days. Un-freaking-believable. I must be here for the split.

midgetonadonkey
08-29-2007, 05:52 PM
Go scrub your taint ashbeeigh.

Mister Sinister
08-29-2007, 05:52 PM
This is going to be on to 7 in a matter of days. Un-freaking-believable. I must be here for the split.
You know, with a concentrated group spam, we could do it tonight.

ALVAREZ6
08-29-2007, 07:02 PM
This is going to be on to 7 in a matter of days. Un-freaking-believable. I must be here for the split.Why?


I still don't know why these quattro threads get split up. I remember the original one was enormous, but I thought they randomly split them up.


What's the criteria?

ALVAREZ6
08-29-2007, 07:04 PM
is it every 200 pages?

Fillmoe
08-29-2007, 07:05 PM
shut up bitch and keep posting

Fillmoe
08-29-2007, 07:06 PM
i think its every 4000 posts

ALVAREZ6
08-29-2007, 07:09 PM
4000 that's it?


I thought the original was a fuckload more.

Fillmoe
08-29-2007, 07:12 PM
it probably was..... why dont u go all the way back and look it up..... have fun

ALVAREZ6
08-29-2007, 07:16 PM
No I hate looking at old threads

ashbeeigh
08-29-2007, 07:24 PM
No I hate looking at old threads


Just because I'm a nice person I'll explain it. The original took up too much space. It was deleted close to the end of the 2005 season. The new server required that a thread be "split" at 4,000 posts or 54 pages so the server didn't get bogged down with an enormous thread like the original. The original is dead and buried somewhere in internet land.

ALVAREZ6
08-29-2007, 07:26 PM
Just because I'm a nice person I'll explain it. The original took up too much space. It was deleted close to the end of the 2005 season. The new server required that a thread be "split" at 4,000 posts or 54 pages so the server didn't get bogged down with an enormous thread like the original. The original is dead and buried somewhere in internet land.:( :depressed :cry

Mister Sinister
08-29-2007, 07:30 PM
Fuck that matter of days shit. Let's split this mofo. NAO!

Silver21_Black20
08-29-2007, 08:19 PM
The original Quattro had 62,000+ posts. (I think)

CuckingFunt
08-29-2007, 08:22 PM
Banana chips are yummy. I haven't gotten them in a long time.

ShoogarBear
08-29-2007, 08:25 PM
Banana chips are yummy. I haven't gotten them in a long time.Can you sleep on them?

CuckingFunt
08-29-2007, 08:29 PM
Can you sleep on them?:flipoff

My mattress is being delivered tomorrow between 2:00 and 4:00.

ALVAREZ6
08-29-2007, 08:31 PM
:flipoff

My mattress is being delivered tomorrow between 2:00 and 4:00.When's your Big Sausage Pizza being delivered?

CuckingFunt
08-29-2007, 08:32 PM
When's your Big Sausage Pizza being delivered?About the same time that gets funny.

ShoogarBear
08-29-2007, 08:33 PM
:flipoff

My mattress is being delivered tomorrow between 2:00 and 4:00.Need some help test driving?

ALVAREZ6
08-29-2007, 08:34 PM
About the same time that gets funny.So it was delivered 3 minutes ago?


You're fast!

CuckingFunt
08-29-2007, 08:43 PM
Need some help test driving?Chatted up a super cute girl from my English class for about an hour today, but learned that she's got roughly the intelligence of my printer's ink cartridge.

Such a turn off.

I wish I was a bit more shallow.

TheSanityAnnex
08-29-2007, 08:57 PM
Need some help test driving?Of course not, he doesn't want shit stains on his new mattress. :dramaquee

Bigzax
08-29-2007, 09:05 PM
http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/mob5.jpg


damn that's fucking nasty.

Bigzax
08-29-2007, 09:05 PM
just saw it for the first time you know...

peewee's lovechild
08-29-2007, 09:20 PM
blah

TheSanityAnnex
08-29-2007, 09:23 PM
blahI thought you liked Funt.

mrsmaalox
08-29-2007, 09:24 PM
Oh please not that picture again! I just regained my eyesight!

peewee's lovechild
08-29-2007, 09:25 PM
I thought you liked Funt.

What does that have to do with "blah"?

peewee's lovechild
08-29-2007, 09:25 PM
Oh please not that picture again! I just regained my eyesight!

I'm going to use it as my screen saver.

TheSanityAnnex
08-29-2007, 09:27 PM
What does that have to do with "blah"?post #3934

peewee's lovechild
08-29-2007, 09:29 PM
You're cool.

peewee's lovechild
08-29-2007, 09:29 PM
When I grow up, I want to be just like you.

peewee's lovechild
08-29-2007, 09:30 PM
I want to use a homophobic facade to hide the fact that I'm gay just like TSA.

marini martini
08-29-2007, 09:31 PM
When I grow up, I want to be just like you.
When I die & come back.I want to be just like you :toast

Tpark da Clown
08-29-2007, 09:33 PM
http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/mob5.jpg


whre did you get this? :madrun

Fillmoe
08-29-2007, 09:59 PM
thats disgusting

marini martini
08-29-2007, 10:01 PM
How did you get out of pink?

CuckingFunt
08-29-2007, 10:01 PM
As was the case when I first saw midge post that picture several months ago, more than anything I'm shocked by the guy's decision to decorate.

midgetonadonkey
08-29-2007, 10:21 PM
For some reason I just watched R Kelly's trapped in the closet. I feel dumber now having sat through all 22 chapters. It is the most ridiculous thing I have ever seen. I just couldn't stop watching it though.

midgetonadonkey
08-29-2007, 10:21 PM
It was fucking terrible.

TERRIBLE.

What the fuck?

midgetonadonkey
08-29-2007, 10:22 PM
It made Purple Rain look like the Godfather.

midgetonadonkey
08-29-2007, 10:23 PM
It made Larry the Cable Guy's Health Inspector look like Casablanca.

midgetonadonkey
08-29-2007, 10:23 PM
I want to gouge my fucking eyes out now.

midgetonadonkey
08-29-2007, 10:23 PM
Yet I couldn't stop watching.

Fillmoe
08-29-2007, 10:24 PM
How did you get out of pink?


:king

ashbeeigh
08-29-2007, 11:06 PM
dum dum dum. I will split this mofo before I die. It is a promise.

ashbeeigh
08-29-2007, 11:08 PM
Prince William is such a babe. I'd beat up Kate middleton if I had the chance.

ashbeeigh
08-29-2007, 11:11 PM
vbookie. ashbeeigh versus kate middleton. I put my $399 on it. $1 says I can't take down the bitch.

ashbeeigh
08-29-2007, 11:15 PM
no takers? Fuck you.

ashbeeigh
08-29-2007, 11:18 PM
I thought I could talk to myself to split this, but I don't think I do it.

ashbeeigh
08-29-2007, 11:21 PM
I thought I could talk to myself to split this, but I don't think I do it.


Lies!

Fillmoe
08-29-2007, 11:21 PM
u have to be the loser status of midge in order to do that

ShoogarBear
08-29-2007, 11:22 PM
It made Purple Rain look like the Godfather.Screw you. Purple Rain was teh shit.

ashbeeigh
08-29-2007, 11:23 PM
u have to be the loser status of midge in order to do that



I know deep down inside that pink heart of yours you love that cheesecake making, cancer wishing (that was him right?), pt cruising, drunk ass, post whore, fatty mexican of a spurstalk poster. Don't lie.

ashbeeigh
08-29-2007, 11:23 PM
Lies!


Was that a challenge?

ashbeeigh
08-29-2007, 11:25 PM
Was that a challenge?


indeed. It was. I don't think you can handle it.

ashbeeigh
08-29-2007, 11:32 PM
Does batman watch Scrubs at night? I have wondered about this since I heard he loved that show. Is he more of an Elliott lover or a Carla fan? Or maybe its a toss up between Turk and JD? I myself enjoy a good Turk episode.

ashbeeigh
08-29-2007, 11:50 PM
I need some big scrabble words.

ashbeeigh
08-29-2007, 11:57 PM
No scrabble words? None at all? Seven letters? Preferably AEIOUY? Can i get anything out of that?

ashbeeigh
08-30-2007, 12:02 AM
No scrabble words? None at all? Seven letters? Preferably AEIOUY? Can i get anything out of that?


YOU. Now go play the game and shut up.

Fillmoe
08-30-2007, 12:07 AM
http://www.zshare.net/audio/338249743e4f8c/

jaespur21
08-30-2007, 12:13 AM
http://www.zshare.net/audio/338249743e4f8c/
dude that song really reminds me of when We all use to kick back and get stoned. and driving around SA smoking blunts

ashbeeigh
08-30-2007, 12:17 AM
I have never smoked in my life. It's bad for your lungs. :nope

Johnny_Blaze_47
08-30-2007, 12:22 AM
Joe's "How Mexican Is San Antonio" story of the night:

While driving home, I was at a stop light behind a gray van with an Aztec princess, a monument and a tiger airbrushed on the back.

That concludes this episode of "How Mexican Is San Antonio."

Johnny_Blaze_47
08-30-2007, 12:22 AM
I have never smoked in my life. It's bad for your lungs. :nope

You've smoked pole, though, right?

ashbeeigh
08-30-2007, 12:27 AM
You've smoked pole, though, right?

Where did I go to school, JB?

ashbeeigh
08-30-2007, 12:27 AM
But, no. I have not. Nor do I actually know what means.

Johnny_Blaze_47
08-30-2007, 12:28 AM
Where did I go to school, JB?

You're really making me regret not going to Seguin as much when I was at Texas State.

Johnny_Blaze_47
08-30-2007, 12:28 AM
But, no. I have not. Nor do I actually know what means.

Yet you know enough to make the reference as you did?

I call shenanigans.

ashbeeigh
08-30-2007, 12:32 AM
You're really making me regret not going to Seguin as much when I was at Texas State.


We were bad ass mother fuckers. Not knowing enough TLUers sure hindered your social life as a college student.

ashbeeigh
08-30-2007, 12:33 AM
Almost there, bitches.

Johnny_Blaze_47
08-30-2007, 12:33 AM
We were bad ass mother fuckers. Not knowing enough TLUers sure hindered your social life as a college student.

Actually, other than you, the only TLUer I know is the fiancee of a friend.

Johnny_Blaze_47
08-30-2007, 12:34 AM
Almost there, bitches.

You're the second woman in three days to call me a bitch.

Fuck you.

ashbeeigh
08-30-2007, 12:34 AM
Actually, other than you, the only TLUer I know is the fiancee of a friend.

I'm surprised you didn't run into more. Well, maybe there's more up there now that our party scene is damn near none existent.

ashbeeigh
08-30-2007, 12:35 AM
You're the second woman in three days to call me a bitch.

Fuck you.

I don't like Asians.

Johnny_Blaze_47
08-30-2007, 12:35 AM
I don't like Asians.

Like I give a damn... I'm not Asian.

Condemned 2 HelLA
08-30-2007, 12:37 AM
So who's going to step up and split the thread tonight?

Johnny_Blaze_47
08-30-2007, 12:38 AM
The only thing Ashbeeigh is splitting is her legs.

Johnny_Blaze_47
08-30-2007, 12:38 AM
The only thing Ashbeeigh is splitting is her legs.

That's mean. I have no real qualms with Ash. It's just Quattro.

atxrocker
08-30-2007, 12:39 AM
that is a nasty mental image.

ashbeeigh
08-30-2007, 12:39 AM
So who's going to step up and split the thread tonight?

oh, pick me, pick me. And why so quiet so suddenly? You're usually one of the first to tell me to shut up.

Condemned 2 HelLA
08-30-2007, 12:39 AM
that is a nasty mental image.

Indeed!

Johnny_Blaze_47
08-30-2007, 12:40 AM
KEDA was telling me something about last weekend or something and says he was at a sneaker convention and immediately follows with, "Yeah, a sneaker convention," even though I already knew where he was and I hadn't even cracked a joke about it yet.

Condemned 2 HelLA
08-30-2007, 12:41 AM
The only thing Ashbeeigh is splitting is her legs.

If we split her head open, would it smell like a rotten melon, or would there be an entirely new toxic stench that would be introduced to our earth's atmosphere?

ashbeeigh
08-30-2007, 12:41 AM
That's mean. I have no real qualms with Ash. It's just Quattro.

I mean, you are the editor of that magazine and all.

Johnny_Blaze_47
08-30-2007, 12:41 AM
that is a nasty mental image.

Does she shave?

atxrocker
08-30-2007, 12:41 AM
If we split her head open, would it smell like a rotten melon, or would there be an entirely new toxic stench that would be introduced to our earth's atmosphere?


probably the latter

Johnny_Blaze_47
08-30-2007, 12:41 AM
I mean, you are the editor of that magazine and all.

Oh, yeah...

We need a new issue and I need a new cover girl. How's bout it, Ash?

Johnny_Blaze_47
08-30-2007, 12:42 AM
Boo.