Free Quattro Razor (6)

[ATRAIN]

Ive seen a fisting in the mouth......poor girl hahahah

[midgetonadonkey]

My heart weeps for a girl so loose she needs two arms to get off.

It was the porn star Chloe. Not the blonde Chloe but the dark haired, heroin addict one.

[ATRAIN]

Wait...

what??

Double penetration has a purpose???

:dizzy


wait I thought by DP you meant Donkey Punch!!! Damn!!

[ATRAIN]

Thats why a fisting Donkey punch didnt make sense to me hahahaha

[CuckingFunt]

It was the porn star Chloe. Not the blonde Chloe but the dark haired, heroin addict one.I had to look her up. I'm not one of those who know porn chicks by name.

Ew, for the record.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

It was the porn star Chloe. Not the blonde Chloe but the dark haired, heroin addict one.

"Heroin addicted"

Words I wasn't surprised to read when the subject of oral fisting came up.

[ATRAIN]

lol so true

[ORION]

"Heroin addicted"

Words I wasn't surprised to read when the subject of oral fisting came up.
but if I throw in "Batman" it ties them altogether

[ATRAIN]

but if I throw in "Batman" it ties them altogether


lol

[Melmart1]

Dart league playoffs? Im horrible at darts and have gotten hustled by a pretty girl :(, was that you mel? What rules do you play, im not to familiar with dart rules?
Hahaha, too funny. I have never hustled anyone not on my own team. We play 301 and 501 in this format, six players, three games each. For playoffs, first team to 10 wins advances to next round.

[ATRAIN]

Hahaha, too funny. I have never hustled anyone not on my own team. We play 301 and 501 in this format, six players, three games each. For playoffs, first team to 10 wins advances to next round.


and how do you score, is it the countdown from 301 and 501?

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Hahaha, too funny. I have never hustled anyone not on my own team. We play 301 and 501 in this format, six players, three games each. For playoffs, first team to 10 wins advances to next round.

You play "Double In, Double Out"?

[ATRAIN]

You play "Double In, Double Out"?

what does that mean, I am not familiar on scoring in darts.

[Melmart1]

it reminds me of that sexual harassment skit from SNL with Tom Brady, ever seen it?
Hahha, he cupped that girls' titty. I liked the Jersey restaurant commercial a little more, though. Which one was he again? Falafels or something?

[ATRAIN]

Hahha, he cupped that girls' titty. I liked the Jersey restaurant commercial a little more, though. Which one was he again? Falafels or something?


hahah yeah and he walks in wearing underwear hahaha that shit is funny.

[Melmart1]

hahah yeah and he walks in wearing underwear hahaha that shit is funny.
He was highly underrated on that show, especially as far as athletes go. Although I still laugh at Michael Jordan talking to one of the cast members about that "not so fresh feeling" and douching. Aside from that one skit, though MJ was TERRIBLE on SNL.

[Melmart1]

You play "Double In, Double Out"?
Hah, no. It's an electronic board, making it much harder to adhere to those types of rules.

And yes, we count down from 301 and 501 in those games. But let's say your score is down to 3. You have to hit a three or a combo of numbers adding to three in order to win. If you hit anything higher, you bust and either wait till your next turn or lose if your opponent wins on next round.

[ATRAIN]

He was highly underrated on that show, especially as far as athletes go. Although I still laugh at Michael Jordan talking to one of the cast members about that "not so fresh feeling" and douching. Aside from that one skit, though MJ was TERRIBLE on SNL.


yeah ......you know SNL just isnt the same anymore. Its funny at times but for the most part its kind of crappy.

[ATRAIN]

Hah, no. It's an electronic board, making it much harder to adhere to those types of rules.

And yes, we count down from 301 and 501 in those games. But let's say your score is down to 3. You have to hit a three or a combo of numbers adding to three in order to win. If you hit anything higher, you bust and either wait till your next turn or lose if your opponent wins on next round.

ok yeah thats how we played.....i dont play enough to remember, but its fun but I start to suck after i have been drinking ;)

[L.I.T]

Right, so I finally decide to click into a Quattro thread, and I find a discourse on the merits of DPing.

I thought The Rock was actually kinda funny on SNL.

[Melmart1]

ok yeah thats how we played.....i dont play enough to remember, but its fun but I start to suck after i have been drinking ;)
I get better as I drink, lol. My team calls it my aiming juice.

[ATRAIN]

Right, so I finally decide to click into a Quattro thread, and I find a discourse on the merits of DPing.

I thought The Rock was actually kinda funny on SNL.



Yeah he did a good job. He is a decent actor, but he has been in some shitty movies.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Half the fun of throwing darts is being drunk while playing!
Otherwise, why play at all?

[ATRAIN]

I get better as I drink, lol. My team calls it my aiming juice.


hahhah thats the way I was at bowling league.....well until I got too drunk then it just got horrible. Its hard to find the right amount of alcohol

[Melmart1]

Jeter had one good skit, and I hate the Yankees. He played a Yankee wife who criticized all the players' looks. He said Derek Jeter looked like "what would happen if the Rock and a muppet had a baby" or something like that. He looked good as a blonde, lol.

[ATRAIN]

Jeter had one good skit, and I hate the Yankees. He played a Yankee wife who criticized all the players' looks. He said Derek Jeter looked like "what would happen if the Rock and a muppet had a baby" or something like that. He looked good as a blonde, lol.


lol

[Melmart1]

I can't find clips of either performance on youtube. How dissapointing.

[ATRAIN]

I can't find clips of either performance on youtube. How dissapointing.


damn and I was going to do that when I get home. :(

[CuckingFunt]

Yeah he did a good job. He is a decent actor, but he has been in some shitty movies.Not so much that he's a good actor, but he's got a certain charisma that makes him watchable.

Been in nothing but crap movies, though.

[ATRAIN]

Not so much that he's a good actor, but he's got a certain charisma that makes him watchable.

Been in nothing but crap movies, though.


he should have stayed a wrestler

[ashbeeigh]

If I got paid for looking for a job I would be a billionaire.

[ATRAIN]

If I got paid for looking for a job I would be a billionaire.


if you got paid for being annoying you would be a trillionaire

[CuckingFunt]

If I got paid for looking for a job I would be a billionaire.You'd also be pretty damn close if you got a nickle every time one of your inane posts made me want to slam my head into a wall.

[Melmart1]

Nobody cares, ashbeeigh.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

ash,
PLEASE find a job that keeps you busy around the clock and has no access to the internet.
This way, you stay occupied and the rest of us don't have to hear from you anymore.
Everyone wins.

[ATRAIN]

ash,
PLEASE find a job that keeps you busy around the clock and has no access to the internet.
This way, you stay occupied and the rest of us don't have to hear from you anymore.
Everyone wins.


im going to search hot jobs and monster right now for her. I hear they need a new full time jizz mopper since fillmoe quit at the local XXX. Its a 24/7 operation, no internet access, and more importantly she wouldn't bug us.

[peewee's lovechild]

Hey, SilBlack . . . Midge's cheesecakes were the shit!!!!!!!!!!

[L.I.T]

When in doubt, medical experiments always pay well.

[CuckingFunt]

Hey, SilBlack . . . Midge's cheesecakes were the shit!!!!!!!!!!:lmao

I'd forgotten about Midge's fondness for baking.

[Melmart1]

im going to search hot jobs and monster right now for her. I hear they need a new full time jizz mopper since fillmoe quit at the local XXX. Its a 24/7 operation, no internet access, and more importantly she wouldn't bug us.
Ugh, that's why I order my shit online. Last time I was at the megaplexxx the floor was sticky.

[peewee's lovechild]

The chocolate cheescake was the best.

I'm about ready to throw up, I ate so much.

[ATRAIN]

When in doubt, medical experiments always pay well.


thats true but I think she got fired from there.......the drugs made her more annoying.

[peewee's lovechild]

:lmao

I'd forgotten about Midge's fondness for baking.

He said he was baking in a french maids apron and purple clogs. He said that was all he was wearing.

It's not a good visual.

[ATRAIN]

Ugh, that's why I order my shit online. Last time I was at the megaplexxx the floor was sticky.


If Ash worked there............she would use her tongue and guess what........SPOTLESS!! MR clean aint got shit on ashbeeigh in the MegapleXXX

[Melmart1]

When in doubt, medical experiments always pay well.
That's the truth. I remember my ex-roomie once was seriously considering this experiment where they would test nerve re-growth on amputees.

"but you aren't missing any limbs," I pointed out to her.

"Well, they would cut off one of your toes, do the experiment then reattach the toe."

For this, you would get $10,000. I passed. Seriously, what if they can't reattach the toe? What if they give me some hairy-ass dude's big toe? No fucking way!

[ATRAIN]

He said he was baking in a french maids apron and purple clogs. He said that was all he was wearing.

It's not a good visual.

lol

Hey pee wee what Strip Club we hitting up tommorrow?

[ATRAIN]

That's the truth. I remember my ex-roomie once was seriously considering this experiment where they would test nerve re-growth on amputees.

"but you aren't missing any limbs," I pointed out to her.

"Well, they would cut off one of your toes, do the experiment then reattach the toe."

For this, you would get $10,000. I passed. Seriously, what if they can't reattach the toe? What if they give me some hairy-ass dude's big toe? No fucking way!


then that would be sexy.........then we could say mel give batman his toe back

[CuckingFunt]

Ugh, that's why I order my shit online. Last time I was at the megaplexxx the floor was sticky.I very, VERY rarely actually go into the stores because they're filled with way too many icky pervs.

[ATRAIN]

I very, VERY rarely actually go into the stores because they're filled with way too many icky pervs.


ive only been to 1 in my life and that was with 3 horny girls......i couldn't pass that up

[L.I.T]

thats true but I think she got fired from there.......the drugs made her more annoying.


Damn experimental Botox side-effects! Gigantism would make anyone cranky.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

im going to search hot jobs and monster right now for her. I hear they need a new full time jizz mopper since fillmoe quit at the local XXX. Its a 24/7 operation, no internet access, and more importantly she wouldn't bug us.

So Fillmoe finally got that job as head towelboy/glory hole attendant at the bath house that he was wanting so bad, huh?
Good for him.
He'll go far there.

[L.I.T]

That's the truth. I remember my ex-roomie once was seriously considering this experiment where they would test nerve re-growth on amputees.

"but you aren't missing any limbs," I pointed out to her.

"Well, they would cut off one of your toes, do the experiment then reattach the toe."

For this, you would get $10,000. I passed. Seriously, what if they can't reattach the toe? What if they give me some hairy-ass dude's big toe? No fucking way!


:lol , You'd have to write "Please re-attach here" on your foot, or you'd probably literally end up with a foot up your ass.

[peewee's lovechild]

lol

Hey pee wee what Strip Club we hitting up tommorrow?

The rauchiest, sleeziest, dirtiest titty bar available.

[ATRAIN]

Damn experimental Botox side-effects! Gigantism would make anyone cranky.


lol

[ATRAIN]

So Fillmoe finally got that job as head towelboy/glory hole attendant at the bath house that he was wanting so bad, huh?
Good for him.
He'll go far there.


hell yeah, its about time, i mean he was doing the job already at least now he gets paid for it.

[ORION]

man I am hungry again

[ATRAIN]

:lol , You'd have to write "Please re-attach here" on your foot, or you'd probably literally end up with a foot up your ass.


or write your name on your toe with a sharpe

[ATRAIN]

The rauchiest, sleeziest, dirtiest titty bar available.


I wouldn't expect anything less

[ATRAIN]

man I am hungry again


had a big breakfast so skipped lunch, so im hungry. I had 1 extra breakfast taco, but I guess im going to toss it.

[Melmart1]

The rauchiest, sleeziest, dirtiest titty bar available.
Just don't go to the bathroom they use, or you won't want to get a lapdance knowing where that ass has been, and what may be on it.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

man I am hungry again

Your job not throwing pot lucks for you guys anymore?
Is that money instead being channeled towards the weekly beer funding?

[ORION]

had a big breakfast so skipped lunch, so im hungry. I had 1 extra breakfast taco, but I guess im going to toss it.
fedex it to me " same day" you pay the shipping

[CuckingFunt]

I'm having nummy nummy leftovers for lunch today.

Nummy nummy.

[ATRAIN]

Just don't go to the bathroom they use, or you won't want to get a lapdance knowing where that ass has been, and what may be on it.


yes he will!!

[ATRAIN]

I'm having nummy nummy leftovers for lunch today.

Nummy nummy.


Nummy Nummy?

[ATRAIN]

Your job not throwing pot lucks for you guys anymore?
Is that money instead being channeled towards the weekly beer funding?


I would sacrifice potlucks for friday beer

[Melmart1]

I say nummy. What's wrong with nummy?

[CuckingFunt]

Nummy Nummy?Yes.

"Nummy" is that deliciousness that trancends "yummy".

[CuckingFunt]

I say nummy. What's wrong with nummy?I bet Mel's nummy. :eyebrows

[Melmart1]

I bet Mel's nummy. :eyebrows
You are welcome to take a taste and find out anytime.

[CuckingFunt]

My sister just started watching Cry Baby.

I used to have such a crush on Amy Locane.

[ORION]

Your job not throwing pot lucks for you guys anymore?
Is that money instead being channeled towards the weekly beer funding?
no the directors pay for our beer on fridays but we have to chip in for pot lucks. which reminds me I have to buy plastic forks and shit for tomorrows potluck

[ATRAIN]

You are welcome to take a taste and find out anytime.


sweet, can I watch?

[CuckingFunt]

sweet, can I watch?
http://img61.imageshack.us/img61/1809/untitledaz7.jpg

[ATRAIN]

dammit I never get to watch :(

[ORION]

dammit I never get to watch :(
you have to ask them the right way

[ATRAIN]

you have to ask them the right way


how about this..............Ladies, I think a moment like this needs to be captured and remembered. I will take time out of my busy schedule and help you 2 out and record it.

[Melmart1]

how about this..............Ladies, I think a moment like this needs to be captured and remembered. I will take time out of my busy schedule and help you 2 out and record it.
No.

[Silver21_Black20]

Hey, SilBlack . . . Midge's cheesecakes were the shit!!!!!!!!!!

I know. There is an Oreo cheesecake waiting for me in the fridge.

[midgetonadonkey]

:lmao

I'd forgotten about Midge's fondness for baking.

I baked 3 cheesecakes last night.

[CuckingFunt]

how about this..............Ladies, I think a moment like this needs to be captured and remembered. I will take time out of my busy schedule and help you 2 out and record it.I happen to know already that I possess amazing video taping skillz.

[ORION]

how about this..............Ladies, I think a moment like this needs to be captured and remembered. I will take time out of my busy schedule and help you 2 out and record it.
dude your going to ruin it for us !

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

dude your going to ruin it for us !

I think that he already has.
:depressed

[CuckingFunt]

I think that he already has.
:depressedYep.

You should see the things being said in PMs right now. :oops

[samikeyp]

Mel..

If I bring snacks and promise to stay out of the way (unless otherwise directed) can I watch?

[Melmart1]

Mel..

If I bring snacks and promise to stay out of the way (unless otherwise directed) can I watch?
I would say yes, but we have to ask the Funt.

[ORION]

Yep.

You should see the things being said in PMs right now. :oops
man I bet your talking about chicken suits. that's hot

[CuckingFunt]

I would say yes, but we have to ask the Funt.It depends entirely on the snack selection.

[Melmart1]

It depends entirely on the snack selection.
I know what I would like to nibble on :eyebrows

[CuckingFunt]

I know what I would like to nibble on :eyebrowsNot too gently, I hope.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Not too gently, I hope.

Holy mackerel!
(no pun intended)

[samikeyp]

It depends entirely on the snack selection.

It is customized to your tastes.

I know Mel likes Pretzels! :)

[peewee's lovechild]

Just don't go to the bathroom they use, or you won't want to get a lapdance knowing where that ass has been, and what may be on it.

I'll still take it.

[peewee's lovechild]

I bet Mel's nummy. :eyebrows

I'd like to find that out for myself.

[peewee's lovechild]

how about this..............Ladies, I think a moment like this needs to be captured and remembered. I will take time out of my busy schedule and help you 2 out and record it.

Dude . . . shut-the-fuck-up-man!!!!!

You're like my horny little cousin that gets over-excited and turns off all the womens that are hanging about.

I hate when he hangs out with us.

[peewee's lovechild]

Yep.

You should see the things being said in PMs right now. :oops

RAT BASTARD!!!!!!!

ATURD needs to respect the boundries of territorial pissing.

[peewee's lovechild]

I would say yes, but we have to ask the Funt.

The Funt is always accompanied by her eternal sex slave . . . me.

If any action takes place between you two, the PeeWee must be involved.

[peewee's lovechild]

I know. There is an Oreo cheesecake waiting for me in the fridge.

Save me a piece and send it with Midge tomorrow.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

gayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

[ashbeeigh]

gayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

your mom.

[angel_luv]

The guy from a restaurant here in the mall keeps coming to tell me that his water is off.
I am in information. I dispatched maint. They visited and instructed him on how to handle the issue.
There is nothing more I can do, as I have told him half a dozen times.

Yet he keeps asking me about it; I get the play by play once every hour.

Make it stop!

[Cant_Be_Faded]

Flirt with him and then tell him to stop bothering you.

[angel_luv]

Flirt with him and then tell him to stop bothering you.


I want to tell him, "Hello, the sign means I give mall information; I don't receive it."

I'm so bad. :lol

[midgetonadonkey]

I wonder if anyone in the porn industry has ever attempted a fisting DP.

Yes it has.

Yes it has.

[ATRAIN]

Yes it has.

Yes it has.


lol

[CuckingFunt]

Yes it has.

Yes it has.I'm both fascinated and terrified by this.

[ORION]

potluck today !!

[samikeyp]

The Funt is always accompanied by her eternal sex slave . . . me.

If any action takes place between you two, the PeeWee must be involved

and as her slave...you can be sent away. :)

[ORION]

and we'll both ride home in my automobile

[ORION]

I can't stand it when you tell your co-worker something and they don't agree with it and the answer you gave them is out of your control but they go to the manager and aks them to talk to you again to try and get another answer that they want to hear. Just F-ing ask me to do it and not go to the manager to ask me.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

I can't stand it when you tell your co-worker something and they don't agree with it and the answer you gave them is out of your control but they go to the manager and aks them to talk to you again to try and get another answer that they want to hear. Just F-ing ask me to do it and not go to the manager to ask me.

I hate when people ask me for advice, then get their knickers in a twist when you don't tell them what they WANT to hear.
If that's how you're going to act, then don't waste my goddamn time, go do what you weren't sure about and leave me the fuck alone.
Just let me know when the whole thing blows up in your face so that I can laugh my ass off at you when it turns out that I'm right.
:flipoff

[ShoogarBear]

I have never hustledAnother fantasy dashed.

[The Meltdown]

the midget is going to have another meltdown courtesy of the trolls.

[midgetonadonkey]

the midget is going to have another meltdown courtesy of the trolls.

Very doubtful. My meltdowns are a thing of the past.

[ashbeeigh]

the midget is going to have another meltdown courtesy of the trolls.

Don't invade my thread.

[midgetonadonkey]

Don't invade my thread.

:lmao at your thread.

[marini martini]

:lmao at your thread.

Good you said it before me :lol

[The Meltdown]

Don't invade my thread.

Oh please. Not the "my thread" again. :lmao

[CuckingFunt]

Don't invade my thread.The Quattro belongs to no one.

[ashbeeigh]

Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 4 (3 members and 1 guests)
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Do you subscribe to this thread?

[peewee's lovechild]

and as her slave...you can be sent away. :)

Starting to get a little pissed here.

You need to stay away from my womens.

[peewee's lovechild]

The Quattro belongs to no one.

Yet, you belong to me.

[peewee's lovechild]

That's just a cool thing to say.

[CuckingFunt]

Starting to get a little pissed here.

You need to stay away from my womens.Your womens?

That's almost as ridiculous as The Quattro being ashbeeigh's thread.

[peewee's lovechild]

Your womens?

That's almost as ridiculous as The Quattro being ashbeeigh's thread.

You shatter my heart with such cruelty.

You know you belong to me.

[peewee's lovechild]

Ashbeeigh will be mine!!!!!!!!!!!!

[CuckingFunt]

You know you belong to me.
My heart belongs to Tay Zonday.

:dramaquee

[peewee's lovechild]

My heart belongs to Tay Zonday.

:dramaquee

Why are you doing this to me???

What about the love we declared to each other??

What about the sex???

It all meant nothing to you???

My world has ended.

[CuckingFunt]

Why are you doing this to me???

What about the love we declared to each other??

What about the sex???

It all meant nothing to you???

My world has ended.But you never sang "Chocolate Rain" to me under a moonlit sky.

[ashbeeigh]

Ashbeeigh will be mine!!!!!!!!!!!!

:dramaquee

[midgetonadonkey]

I want a mustache dammit. I wanna look like Burt Reynolds.

-Gummo

[CuckingFunt]

I seem to remember kids' shows being much more awesome when I was a kid than they are today. This shit my sister is making me sit through is fucking painful.

[mrsmaalox]

How old is your sister? Have you yet been over-exposed to "High School Musical" hysteria? Once is more than enough. And as of tonight we shall all suffer the long awaited sequel "High School Musical 2". My daughter gushed "Oh my god, Mom, I loved it even more than the first one!" Whoopee! :dizzy

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Ashbeeigh will be mine!!!!!!!!!!!!

I seriously doubt that there will be a stampede of people jockeying for position to knock you out of the way to HAVE her, so rest easy.

[peewee's lovechild]

:dramaquee

I will not be denied.

[peewee's lovechild]

But you never sang "Chocolate Rain" to me under a moonlit sky.

No, but I did sing it to you after we had sex that one time.
It's just that I forgot some of the lyrics.

[CuckingFunt]

No, but I did sing it to you after we had sex that one time.
It's just that I forgot some of the lyrics.Very costly memory lapse, I'm afraid.

[peewee's lovechild]

Very costly memory lapse, I'm afraid.

But, you must admit that you had quite a . . . pleasurable experience.
Not to mention, memorable.

[CuckingFunt]

I, for some reason, suddenly remember a lighter I used to have.

It was a Zippo, butane lighter, and the flame changed colors, and there was a girlie on the front whose nipples flashed and blinked when you flipped open the top.

I've never even smoked, but I fucking loved that lighter. The cheese factor was through the roof. Then some girl I slept with stole it from me. I miss it.

[peewee's lovechild]

I, for some reason, suddenly remember a lighter I used to have.

It was a Zippo, butane lighter, and the flame changed colors, and there was a girlie on the front whose nipples flashed and blinked when you flipped open the top.

I've never even smoked, but I fucking loved that lighter. The cheese factor was through the roof. Then some girl I slept with stole it from me. I miss it.

By some strange coincidence, I just got my free Malboro Zippo butane lighter by mail today.

Sadly, no girlie with flaming nipples.

[CuckingFunt]

Sadly, no girlie with flaming nipples.

That IS sad. Everything in life should come with a girlie.

[peewee's lovechild]

That IS sad. Everything in life should come with a girlie.

That just happens to be my philosophy in life.

[midgetonadonkey]

Brush pickup finally came around and starting picking up all trash piles in my neighborhood. They were only 10 days late.

[CuckingFunt]

Brush pickup finally came around and starting picking up all trash piles in my neighborhood. They were only 10 days late.A couple of years ago, the city I lived in decided last minute to change the "clean sweep" date without telling anyone. There were piles of furniture and old appliances in front of everyone's house for a month.

[midgetonadonkey]

Hi Def is the greatest. How I have missed thee.

[midgetonadonkey]

I want to try calamari. I'm curious.

[midgetonadonkey]

Is Guinea hen related to Guinea pig?

[peewee's lovechild]

I want to try calamari. I'm curious.

Ask Squid about it.

[peewee's lovechild]

SilBlack saw George Lopez tonight.

I'm pissed.

The tickets were over a hundred dollars.
So much for caring about "Raza".

FUCK THAT PUTO!!!!

[CuckingFunt]

I want to try calamari. I'm curious.Calamari is delicious.

[peewee's lovechild]

Calamari is delicious.

Does it taste like chicken?

[CuckingFunt]

Does it taste like chicken?No.

It tastes like calamari. :spin

[trueD]

Calamari is delicious if fresh, as long as it's not over-cooked. The first time I had calamari was in a Chinese food restaruant, they were deep fried and resembled onion rings. Put ketchup on them and everything :lol. They were good, I asked for more. The next time we ate them after taking them right out of the Northern California Coastal waters, lightly floured and fried in a pan. I'll never forget it, like tiny tastebud orgasms happening in the mouth, scrump-dilly-umptious!

[peewee's lovechild]

Anything deep fried is good.

[CuckingFunt]

The first time I ate calamari when I was a kid, and no one told me what it was until I'd practically devoured the appetizer.

[ALVAREZ6]

This is my first post in this thread.


!

[Melmart1]

I am not a huge fan of the olive garden, but they make the best calamari and whatever that white soup with potato and sausage is called. Those two things alone are reasons to go.

[trueD]

I am not a huge fan of the olive garden, but they make the best calamari and whatever that white soup with potato and sausage is called. Those two things alone are reasons to go.
That white soup ROCKS! It's a complete meal with bread & salad (even though the salad is already tossed).

[CuckingFunt]

I've never been to Olive Garden. I'm picky about Italian.

[trueD]

The first time I ate calamari when I was a kid, and no one told me what it was until I'd practically devoured the appetizer.
Yeah, I didn't know what it was the first time, either. Tasted like hearty, mild onion rings with some meat. :lol

[trueD]

I've never been to Olive Garden. I'm picky about Italian.

Olive Garden food doesn't really do anything for me. The soup and salad lunch special it what I always get. And, since I've had calamari fresh I don't even bother trying it at restaurants, but maybe I will next time.

Johnny Carrino's has good Italian.

[ALVAREZ6]

I've never been to Olive Garden. I'm picky about Italian.You must order from Big Sausage Pizza pretty often though.

[CuckingFunt]

I've yet to find an affordable Italian restaurant that can hold a candle to my great-grandmother's (and grandmother's) kitchen. Hence, I'm picky.

[CuckingFunt]

You must order from Big Sausage Pizza pretty often though.Oh, pray tell, what has inspired this hypothesis?

[ALVAREZ6]

Oh, pray tell, what has inspired this hypothesis?
http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/image.php?u=5793&dateline=1186866290

[The sone]

im going for a top nine posts...!

[peewee's lovechild]

I am not a huge fan of the olive garden, but they make the best calamari and whatever that white soup with potato and sausage is called. Those two things alone are reasons to go.

I prefer the pasta fagiol soup.
I love that stuff.

[The sone]

your an ass...

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I need a trip to the Hill Country.

[CuckingFunt]

I can't tell if I'm tired but not sleepy, or sleepy but not tired. I'm definitely one or the other, but definitely not both.

[CuckingFunt]

Maybe I'm just bored.

[CuckingFunt]

Pulp Fiction isn't anywhere near as awesome a movie without the bad language, but I'm too comfy to go get the DVD so I'll just keep watching it on Bravo.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Honey Bunny: Which wallet is yours?
Jules: It's the one that says "Bad Mother Lover."

[Melmart1]

You should be watching the classic that is The Goonies right now.

[CuckingFunt]

Honey Bunny: Which wallet is yours?
Jules: It's the one that says "Bad Mother Lover."My favorite TV dub jobs have to be Do The Right Thing, where "mother fucker" is replaced with "mickey fickey." And Menace II Society, which has entire scenes of dialog that have been dubbed over by someone other than the original cast.

[CuckingFunt]

You should be watching the classic that is The Goonies right now.What channel is that on?

[Melmart1]

Hbocm

[CuckingFunt]

No tengo HBO.

[Melmart1]

HBO Comedy I guess. Funny that it wouldn't leave all the letters capitalized.

[Melmart1]

haha, too bad. I love this movie.

[CuckingFunt]

haha, too bad. I love this movie.I love that movie, too, but probably haven't seen it all the way through since it first came out.

[Melmart1]

I just noticed that the Sone has all the last replies on every topic in the Club except for this and like the other top two. Impressive. And annoying

[CuckingFunt]

I just noticed that the Sone has all the last replies on every topic in the Club except for this and like the other top two. Impressive. And annoyingIt was by design. JB was foiling his plan, so I guess he gave up.

[CuckingFunt]

Why is "oral pleasure" unacceptable for TV?

Bunch of fucking prudes.

[Silver21_Black20]

SilBlack saw George Lopez tonight.

I'm pissed.

The tickets were over a hundred dollars.
So much for caring about "Raza".

FUCK THAT PUTO!!!!

Yes I did.

Pretty damn funny. Was just like the HBO special though but it was great to see him in person.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

It was by design. JB was foiling his plan, so I guess he gave up.

JB was farking tired last night.

You know, I wonder if I should consider speaking of myself in the third person from now on.

JB will consider that.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

JB slept until noon.

[ShoogarBear]

It would be funnier if you said "JB-san".

[midgetonadonkey]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9aJFSpkxjtY

[CuckingFunt]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9aJFSpkxjtY

This is how love should always be celebrated.

[CuckingFunt]

Today is my last day of being a complete bum. I'm going to miss it.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9aJFSpkxjtY

I'm a little disappointed that they didn't set fire to the studio once the song was done.

[CuckingFunt]

I'm a little disappointed that they didn't set fire to the studio once the song was done.A nice guitar smash would have been good.

[ashbeeigh]

Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 2 (2 members and 0 guests)
ashbeeigh, 1Billups1

:eyebrows

[midgetonadonkey]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GB8O2jRUf6Q

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GB8O2jRUf6Q

PLEASE tell me these guys are opening for GWAR soon?!?!?

[CuckingFunt]

Corky at a GWAR show would be awesome to the nth degree.

And I don't even like GWAR.

[TheSanityAnnex]

Ultimate Corky Video

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3kgdikuVQOU&mode=related&search=

"fight the power"

[midgetonadonkey]

Ultimate Corky Video

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3kgdikuVQOU&mode=related&search=

"fight the power"

That was brilliant.

[CuckingFunt]

I remember hating "Life Goes On", but I still watched it every fucking week.

[ALVAREZ6]

Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 2 (2 members and 0 guests)
ashbeeigh, 1Billups1

:eyebrowshttp://arcweb.sos.state.or.us/exhibits/ww2/images/protection/nazi.jpg

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j0lKR0-DEzE&mode=related&search=

[Silver21_Black20]

I kicked midge's ass at Mario Kart. He was talking so much shit too.

Hahahahahaha.

[ShoogarBear]

I kicked midge's ass at _________. He was talking so much shit too.

Hahahahahaha.Generic statement.

[ALVAREZ6]

^so true^




at least they were having a cute time though

[CuckingFunt]

Generic statement.Unless cheesecake is involved.

[Silver21_Black20]

Unless cheesecake is involved.

So true.

[CuckingFunt]

My fondness for "America's Next Top Model" is worrisome.

[Cry Havoc]

My fondness for "America's Next Top Model" is worrisome.

hahaha, attractive girls, good photography, what's not to love? :fro

[CuckingFunt]

hahaha, attractive girls, good photography, what's not to love? :froLack of brain cells.

But, that's probably just nitpicking.

[ATRAIN]

breakfast taco's rule

[Melmart1]

I am making my own breakfast tacos right now. Should I put red chili or tobasco on them? I ran out of verde, which is usually the only acceptable chili with breakfast tacos.

[ATRAIN]

I am making my own breakfast tacos right now. Should I put red chili or tobasco on them? I ran out of verde, which is usually the only acceptable chili with breakfast tacos.
well that depends what are you putting in them?

[ATRAIN]

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=76150&page=2




I see ATRAIN is the biggest poster of the current quattro thread.


I dont think this is true, but we got fans

[Melmart1]

papas con huevos

[Melmart1]

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=76150&page=2




I dont think this is true, but we got fans
actually, it is true ... by a LOT, lol.

Who Posted?
Total Posts: 715
User Name Posts
ATRAIN 169
peewee's lovechild 118
CuckingFunt 90
Melmart1 75
ashbeeigh 49
ORION 49
midgetonadonkey 24
Condemned 2 HelLA 23
Silver21_Black20 15
Squid 14
samikeyp 12
marini martini 8
Fillmoe 8
Johnny_Blaze_47 6
mrsmaalox 6
Fillmoe_ 6
timvp 5
ALVAREZ6 5
L.I.T 4
trueD 4
ShoogarBear 3
monosylab1k 3
ese 2
angel_luv 2
The Meltdown 2
Cant_Be_Faded 2
ShagiaFrost 2
The sone 2
Cry Havoc 1
TheSanityAnnex 1
PHAT TONY 1
H.A.L. 1
TheQuattro 1
ggoose25 1
Das Texan

[ATRAIN]

papas con huevos

tobasco then

[ATRAIN]

actually, it is true ... by a LOT, lol.

Who Posted?
Total Posts: 715
User Name Posts
ATRAIN 169
peewee's lovechild 118
CuckingFunt 90
Melmart1 75
ashbeeigh 49
ORION 49
midgetonadonkey 24
Condemned 2 HelLA 23
Silver21_Black20 15
Squid 14
samikeyp 12
marini martini 8
Fillmoe 8
Johnny_Blaze_47 6
mrsmaalox 6
Fillmoe_ 6
timvp 5
ALVAREZ6 5
L.I.T 4
trueD 4
ShoogarBear 3
monosylab1k 3
ese 2
angel_luv 2
The Meltdown 2
Cant_Be_Faded 2
ShagiaFrost 2
The sone 2
Cry Havoc 1
TheSanityAnnex 1
PHAT TONY 1
H.A.L. 1
TheQuattro 1
ggoose25 1
Das Texan


lol sweet, well thats what happens when your bored at work all the time :) and I dont adventure off out of here. I live this window open in between work tasks I write in here.

[Melmart1]

tobasco then
I went for Cholula hot sauce, which is infinitely better than Tobasco.

[Melmart1]

lol sweet, well thats what happens when your bored at work all the time :) and I dont adventure off out of here. I live this window open in between work tasks I write in here.
Yeah one of my clients, thier upload system is sloooowwwww, feels like being on 28K dialup. So I come in here and post between uploads.

[ATRAIN]

I went for Cholula hot sauce, which is infinitely better than Tobasco.


never tried it, is it good?

[Melmart1]

Btw, I am happy to see that you and PeeWee are still alive after your strip club debauchery. I hope the skanky asses didn't smell like their bathrooms too much.

[ATRAIN]

Yeah one of my clients, thier upload system is sloooowwwww, feels like being on 28K dialup. So I come in here and post between uploads.


I hate dial up!! I finally got my parents to upgrade so I dont have to mess with it when I go visit them.

[Melmart1]

never tried it, is it good?
Yeah, it's the shit. Good stuff. They serve it at Chacho's and I tried it on the king kong nachos once. Yum.

[ATRAIN]

Btw, I am happy to see that you and PeeWee are still alive after your strip club debauchery. I hope the skanky asses didn't smell like their bathrooms too much.


LOL we didnt go, his family was still in town. I did however meet up with a few others from Spurstalk.....it was my first ST real life experience. I had a good time.

[Melmart1]

I hate dial up!! I finally got my parents to upgrade so I dont have to mess with it when I go visit them.
I have DSL and haven't had dialup for years so it's very frustrating waiting for crap to upload.

And when I first read it I thougth you meant you lived at home and you begged them to upgrade, lol!

[Melmart1]

LOL we didnt go, his family was still in town. I did however meet up with a few others from Spurstalk.....it was my first ST real life experience. I had a good time.
Hahaha, isn't he from the valley? Did they ride the bus up here?

[ATRAIN]

Yeah, it's the shit. Good stuff. They serve it at Chacho's and I tried it on the king kong nachos once. Yum.


never been to chacho's either, heard a lot about it though.......im afraid to ask what is in king kong nachos.

[Melmart1]

never been to chacho's either, heard a lot about it though.......im afraid to ask what is in king kong nachos.
The name is after the size of the order, not whats in it. There are no hairy, oversized apes in the nachos. However, if you go with peewee there will be one eating them. :)

[ATRAIN]

I have DSL and haven't had dialup for years so it's very frustrating waiting for crap to upload.

And when I first read it I thougth you meant you lived at home and you begged them to upgrade, lol!


hahaha no sorry im not norcal or filmoe. Yeah when I typed that originally I was like I better make sure I put when visiting. Don't want anyone to think I still live at home hahaha.

[Melmart1]

There is actually a troll called chacho's nachos.

[samikeyp]

I am making my own breakfast tacos right now. Should I put red chili or tobasco on them? I ran out of verde, which is usually the only acceptable chili with breakfast tacos

mmmm....breakfast tacos.

[ATRAIN]

Hahaha, isn't he from the valley? Did they ride the bus up here?


I dont know if I should take offense from that also.......im from the valley too........to answer your question YES they prob did take the bus up hahaha.

[Melmart1]

Hahaha, I swear half the people from Austin are from the valley.

[ATRAIN]

The name is after the size of the order, not whats in it. There are no hairy, oversized apes in the nachos. However, if you go with peewee there will be one eating them. :)


lol

[ORION]

did someone say tacos ??

[Melmart1]

Fillmoe just called me a clown again, he needs new material. Pale skin and bad lighting=bad picture. However, at least I had the guts to show my face. I don't understand how people like him get away with making fun of other peoples' looks when they themselves have never posted a pic.

[Melmart1]

Wow, peewee has been lurking for awhile. I must have pissed him off with the bus comment.

[peewee's lovechild]

Yes I did.

Pretty damn funny. Was just like the HBO special though but it was great to see him in person.

I officially hate you now.

[samikeyp]

Anytime Melmart and tacos are in the same post...its a good thing. :tu

[ATRAIN]

Hahaha, I swear half the people from Austin are from the valley.


I think San Antonio has us beat in that category.

[ATRAIN]

Fillmoe just called me a clown again, he needs new material. Pale skin and bad lighting=bad picture. However, at least I had the guts to show my face. I don't understand how people like him get away with making fun of other peoples' looks when they themselves have never posted a pic.


isnt he like 12 or something?

[ATRAIN]

Anytime Melmart and tacos are in the same post...its a good thing. :tu


lol

[Melmart1]

I think San Antonio has us beat in that category.
And in people who are actually from Mexico, too.

[peewee's lovechild]

I kicked midge's ass at Mario Kart. He was talking so much shit too.

Hahahahahaha.

1. I could kick his ass on Mario Kart in my sleep.
2. He was probably drunk.
3. Did he cry??
4. That's what he gets for talking shit about Brady Quinn.

I wish I could've been there to witness the ass kicking of Midge.

[Melmart1]

isnt he like 12 or something?
I have no idea. It would make sense though, at 12 he might have acne or something and doesn't want to show his face.

[Melmart1]

Damnit Mikey, I don't know which of the old threads my pic is in. I don't want to go digging for it.

[peewee's lovechild]

My fondness for "America's Next Top Model" is worrisome.

Yes it is . . . yes it is.

[Melmart1]

Hahaha, peewee is like 10 pages behind.

[samikeyp]

Damnit Mikey, I don't know which of the old threads my pic is in. I don't want to go digging for it.

Its cool.