Free Quattro Razor (6)

[CuckingFunt]

CF we have so many things in common...our waking up strategies, our sexual preference, our gender....the list goes on. :clapYou're bisexual, too?

I'm glad you've finally realized it. Maybe now you'll be more accepting of other members of the GLBT community.

[Mister Sinister]

You're bisexual, too?

I'm glad you've finally realized it. Maybe now you'll be more accepting of other members of the GLBT community.
:lmao That, is the cue for Shagia to go get breakfast.

[ALVAREZ6]

CF you are a lesbian. You prefer females.


Now I don't want a reply to this post because I'm not trying to hijack the thread into sex talk like usual. Just move on.

[Mister Sinister]

CF you are a lesbian. You prefer females.


Now I don't want a reply to this post because I'm not trying to hijack the thread into sex talk like usual. Just move on.
Blah blah blah, reply, blah blah blah, sex talk like usual!

[CuckingFunt]

CF you are a lesbian. You prefer females.
False.

[midgetonadonkey]

Alvarez is bi?

[CuckingFunt]

Alvarez is bi?Looks that way.

[CuckingFunt]

Or, maybe a lesbian. I'm not sure.

[Mister Sinister]

Looks that way.
Huh. I guess it *is* contagious.

[midgetonadonkey]

I brought sandwiches for lunch. I hate sandwiches.

[ALVAREZ6]

Alvarez is bi?I'm a proven lesbian

[CuckingFunt]

I brought sandwiches for lunch. I hate sandwiches.How can you hate a sandwich? Is it bologna on Wonder bread, or something?

[ALVAREZ6]

Sandwiches suck, when you make them yourself at least.


IDK why people even make sandwiches...they're so boring. I'm guilty of making sandwiches, only because there's no other option.

[CuckingFunt]

Fuck that noise. The sandwiches I make are sublime.

[Mister Sinister]

Sandwiches are delicious, you blaspheming sammich heathen, you.

[midgetonadonkey]

How can you hate a sandwich? Is it bologna on Wonder bread, or something?

It's turkey, ham and cheese on honey wheat bread. I'm just tired of eating sandwiches for lunch. I've eaten a sandwich for lunch almost everyday for about 2 years now.

[midgetonadonkey]

This is for peewee.

http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s188/stroker22/Hayden1.gif

[CuckingFunt]

It's turkey, ham and cheese on honey wheat bread. I'm just tired of eating sandwiches for lunch. I've eaten a sandwich for lunch almost everyday for about 2 years now.Well, then, that's understandable.

[ALVAREZ6]

It's turkey, ham and cheese on honey wheat bread. I'm just tired of eating sandwiches for lunch. I've eaten a sandwich for lunch almost everyday for about 2 years now.If I ate a sandiwch for every day for 2 years, I'd commit suicide.




Midget, you gotta start packin the lunchables or somethin.

[CuckingFunt]

This is for peewee.

http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s188/stroker22/Hayden1.gifI normally think that girl is boring, but there's a moment of jiggle there that's quite mesmerizing.

[midgetonadonkey]

If I ate a sandiwch for every day for 2 years, I'd commit suicide.




Midget, you gotta start packin the lunchables or somethin.

I do need to find something else. I've created a hatred for bolgna. And I used to love bologna.

[Mister Sinister]

My Bologna just came on my iTunes. Creepypasta.

[CuckingFunt]

Bologna is icky.

[ALVAREZ6]

I love bologna, probably because I rarely have it.



You gotta start shellin out a little cash, and believe me it's well worth it. Pick yourself up a different Wawa sandwich everyday....they have so many options it's incredible. You could order a different sandwich at Wawa every day of the year without repeating.

[CuckingFunt]

Midget, you gotta start packin the lunchables or somethin.

Have you ever looked at the nutrition information on a Lunchables box? You'd be better off eating a vat of cookie dough.

[midgetonadonkey]

I love bologna, probably because I rarely have it.



You gotta start shellin out a little cash, and believe me it's well worth it. Pick yourself up a different Wawa sandwich everyday....they have so many options it's incredible. You could order a different sandwich at Wawa every day of the year without repeating.

What the fuck is Wawa?

[ALVAREZ6]

Have you ever looked at the nutrition information on a Lunchables box? You'd be better off eating a vat of cookie dough.Who cares?


I eat fast food almost everyday.

[ALVAREZ6]

What the fuck is Wawa?Shit that's right....I don't think you guys have Wawa, I think it's only in PA or somethin...at least it started in PA, it's only in this area.


Wawa is like 7-11, only 10 times better. They make you any amazing sandwiches, from BLTs, to Cheesesteaks, to grilled chicken sandwiches.




http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wawa_Food_Markets



http://stouffer.house.upenn.edu/images/wawa_logo_large.jpg

[midgetonadonkey]

Who cares?


I eat fast food almost everyday.

That shit will catch up to you.

[ALVAREZ6]

They even started making Super Wawas, including gas station.



http://www.navenewell.com/images/WAWA.jpg

[ALVAREZ6]

That shit will catch up to you.
I know, I'm enjoying my metabolism as much as I can for now though.


After college I won't be eating like I do.

[mrsmaalox]

I personally don't think there's any reason not to eat sandwiches for EVERY meal. Alas my husband and kids don't agree. But when my Dad comes to town he brings me pimento loaf from a deli where he lives, and for the next few days what's for dinner is whatever those killjoys fix for themselves. :hungry:

[ALVAREZ6]

http://p.vtourist.com/1/2270865-Gotta_Hava_Wawa-Atlantic_City.jpg

I still find it funny when midge said WTF is Wawa....I assumed it was a national chain. I don't understand how it isn't.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Bologna is icky.Peckers 'n Lips

[midgetonadonkey]

I like my bolgna sandwiches with Miracle Whip and crushed Fritos.

[ashbeeigh]

Alvarez has hit his quattro quota. gtfo.

[midgetonadonkey]

I'd rather have Alvarez in here than you. Maybe you should get the fuck out.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I'd rather have Alvarez in here than you. Maybe you should get the fuck out. Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 6
Viva Las Espuelas (http://member.php?u=3102), Silver21_Black20 (http://member.php?u=2832), ggoose25 (http://member.php?u=285), mrsmaalox (http://member.php?u=5468), ShagiaFrost (http://member.php?u=9147)

and she listens. that's a rare bird. a female that listens.

[ashbeeigh]

I'd rather have Alvarez in here than you. Maybe you should get the fuck out.

Go make a cheesecake.

[BacktoBasics]

Nobody told me we were talking about food in here.

[ORION]

Today is Taco Salad day !!!

[BacktoBasics]

Atomic Buffalo Turds anyone?

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y280/BishopRyan/ABTs013.jpg

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y280/BishopRyan/ABTs011.jpg

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y280/BishopRyan/ABTs012.jpg

[ashbeeigh]

Nobody told me we were talking about food in here.


food and sex, food and sex, sex, sports, music, sex, sex, sex, food, alcohol. Usually in that order.

[angel_luv]

Today is Pay Bills Day- BLEH!

[midgetonadonkey]

Atomic Buffalo Turds anyone?

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y280/BishopRyan/ABTs013.jpg

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y280/BishopRyan/ABTs011.jpg

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y280/BishopRyan/ABTs012.jpg

God damn those look good. Is there a weinie in it?

[BacktoBasics]

Yes, its only good if there is a cheese weinie present.

[BacktoBasics]

mojelas anyone?

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y280/BishopRyan/380568565_310454f735.jpg

[midgetonadonkey]

Dammit dude, you are making my hunger even worse. I haven't had mollejas in years.

[midgetonadonkey]

One time I hand fed Batman mollejas while he sat on my lap.

[BacktoBasics]

http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c29/ROXY_24/winter%20BBQ/100_1124.jpg

[BacktoBasics]

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[BacktoBasics]

Fuck now I'm hungry

[ORION]

God damn those look good. Is there a weinie in it?
Those look so good I'd like to stick my weenie in it too !

[Viva Las Espuelas]

http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c29/ROXY_24/winter%20BBQ/100_1124.jpgmmmmmmmmmm. I'm hitting up Rudy's in Waco tomorrow on my drive down to S.A. SWEET TEA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Viva Las Espuelas]

God damn those look good. Is there a weinie in it?you normally ask that when your mouth waters, don't you?

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Atomic Buffalo Turds anyone?

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y280/BishopRyan/ABTs013.jpg

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y280/BishopRyan/ABTs011.jpg

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y280/BishopRyan/ABTs012.jpgthat looks like White Wings that they have at that mexican restaurant in Temple. Now those rock.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

how about this

http://www.pugsandkellylive.com/gallery/AA/Super%20INT.jpg
http://www.pugsandkellylive.com/gallery/AA/Super%20INT%202.jpg
the pizza. not the kid, midge.

[midgetonadonkey]

how about this

http://www.pugsandkellylive.com/gallery/AA/Super%20INT.jpg
http://www.pugsandkellylive.com/gallery/AA/Super%20INT%202.jpg
the pizza. not the kid, midge.

I was about to say, she's hot. But the pizza looks disgusting.

[samikeyp]

mmm...brisket.

Can't get good brisket up here. Damn yankees.

Hell, I can't get frozen fully cooked burgers here. Like the kind that HEB has that you can nuke for like 2 minutes and its ready. Good stuff. That technology hasn't filtered up to the state of Michigan yet.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Hell, I can't get frozen fully cooked burgers here. Like the kind that HEB has that you can nuke for like 2 minutes and its ready. Good stuff. That technology hasn't filtered up to the state of Michigan yet.Be lucky that it hasn't.

[mrsmaalox]

mojelas anyone?

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y280/BishopRyan/380568565_310454f735.jpg
Is this a valley thing? I'm not originally from south Texas, but I know alot of valley people and their food is wonderful (mostly cuz I love meat) but foreign to me. Please explain. Oh and those turd things too.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

But the pizza looks disgusting.you think? well, I just love cheese.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Is this a valley thing? I'm not originally from south Texas, but I know alot of valley people and their food is wonderful (mostly cuz I love meat) but foreign to me. Please explain. Oh and those turd things too.mollejas aren't meat, if i'm not mistaken. it's some weird organ that mexicans like. mollejas smell almost as bad as tripas. i can't see how people eat the very tube that shit runs through in an animal.

[samikeyp]

Be lucky that it hasn't.

I like those burgers. Not the best out there but good for a quick meal.

[BacktoBasics]

mojellas are sweet breads. I believe its from the neck.

Atomic Buffalo Turds or ABT's are a jalapeno sliced in half and seeded. Mix cream cheese, minced onion and sugar, then spread it on the japapeno. Place a cheese smokie inbetween and wrap tightly with a strip of bacon. Smoke at 250 for two or three hours. Rub asshole down with ice when done.

[mrsmaalox]

mollejas aren't meat, if i'm not mistaken. it's some weird organ that mexicans like. mollejas smell almost as bad as tripas. i can't see how people eat the very tube that shit runs through in an animal.
Yea, I can't do the tripas, but my hubby loves them if they are well cooked. Also I have heard, don't know if it's true, that if they are cleaned/prepared correctly there is no smell.

[ALVAREZ6]

I'm a fat piece of shit.

[mrsmaalox]

mojellas are sweet breads. I believe its from the neck.

Atomic Buffalo Turds or ABT's are a jalapeno sliced in half and seeded. Mix cream cheese, minced onion and sugar, then spread it on the japapeno. Place a cheese smokie inbetween and wrap tightly with a strip of bacon. Smoke at 250 for two or three hours. Rub asshole down with ice when done.
Oh so then mojellas must be the glands I've heard about. Don't know if I can do that, it would have to be a spur of the moment decision! But then put an ice cold Mexican beer next to it and I could be swayed. We'll see.

The turd thing reminded me of those rattler things that Salt Grass makes, but there is a shrimp inside instead of the smokey.

[ashbeeigh]

nice work alvie. Really. I'm astonished at your creativity. :rolleyes

[ALVAREZ6]

nice work alvie. Really. I'm astonished at your creativity. :rolleyes"GTFO omgosh you're alvarez get out of my thread WTF go away I hate you!!!!!"






:rolleyes







Who dey want?


Choppa styllleeeee chop chop choppppaaaa stawwwww

[BacktoBasics]

sweetbreads


There are two kinds of sweetbreads: stomach sweetbreads (also known as heart or belly sweetbreads), which are an animal's pancreas, and neck (AKA throat or gullet) sweetbreads, an animal's thymus gland. (The animal in question can be a hog or calf or just about any other large mammal, I gather.)

The key is to cook them beyond well done so that they are nice and crispy. Cooked too short and they are mushy and slimy.

[ATRAIN]

The only thing worse than a Mav Fan is a Cowboy Fan.


LMAO how about a Cowboy, Yankee's fan?? Thats got to be the worst. We all know he is a secret Lakers fan too!!

[ATRAIN]

So I have been gone a few days in hope that when I returned that Trashbitch would be gone....guess im not that fortunate!!

[ATRAIN]

peewee's lovechild 650
ATRAIN 530
CuckingFunt 410
Melmart1 250
midgetonadonkey 217


Damn in just 2 days and one night of drunken posting...pee wee has taken a huge lead on poster of the Quatro.

[ORION]

I've eaten raw hamburger meat

[BacktoBasics]

I've eaten raw hamburger meatWith a small amount of garlic salt and cracked pepper that shit is amazing.

[ATRAIN]

I've eaten raw hamburger meat

why?

[midgetonadonkey]

peewee's lovechild 650
ATRAIN 530
CuckingFunt 410
Melmart1 250
midgetonadonkey 217


Damn in just 2 days and one night of drunken posting...pee wee has taken a huge lead on poster of the Quatro.

You fuckers will never catch me. I have the all time Quattro post lead. If you count the original and the bastard children.

[ATRAIN]

You fuckers will never catch me. I have the all time Quattro post lead. If you count the original and the bastard children.


I know you are the King....so lay down the law and get Ashbitch out of here what the fuck!!

[midgetonadonkey]

I know you are the King....so lay down the law and get Ashbitch out of here what the fuck!!

Honestly, I find you just as annoying as her but she has longevity over you. So, in theory, you should be ousted before her.

[ATRAIN]

Honestly, I find you just as annoying as her but she has longevity over you. So, in theory, you should be ousted before her.


hahaha thats bullshit and you know it

[angel_luv]

Honestly, I find you just as annoying as her but she has longevity over you. So, in theory, you should be ousted before her.


Ouch. :lol

[Silver21_Black20]

So, the liquor lady should be coming in next week. What should I ask for?

[ashbeeigh]

hahaha thats bullshit and you know it

not when midgetonadonkey says it.

[midgetonadonkey]

not when midgetonadonkey says it.

Shut up ashbeeigh. Men are talking.

[midgetonadonkey]

So, the liquor lady should be coming in next week. What should I ask for?

Tres Generaciones

[ORION]

why?
A while back I went to the coast for spring break and this one dingle douche that went with us had to make hamburgers but didn't tell anyone that he never cooked hamburgers before in his life. Well I was really hungry and was the first to eat. that night I learned that you don't burp in your sleep. Those burps tasted like a buzzard took a diarrhea dump in my mouth

[ATRAIN]

A while back I went to the coast for spring break and this one dingle douche that went with us had to make hamburgers but didn't tell anyone that he never cooked hamburgers before in his life. Well I was really hungry and was the first to eat. that night I learned that you don't burp in your sleep. Those burps tasted like a buzzard took a diarrhea dump in my mouth


LOL so you didnt know while you were eating it that it was raw?

[ashbeeigh]

Shut up ashbeeigh. Men are talking.

Then you might need to be a little more quiet and listen so you can learn something from the grown-ups.

[ORION]

LOL so you didnt know while you were eating it that it was raw?
I was really hungry and didn't realize it until half through the second burger.

[peewee's lovechild]

This is for peewee.

http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s188/stroker22/Hayden1.gif

Oh yes baby!!!!

[peewee's lovechild]

http://i199.photobucket.com/albums/aa256/alphakin/IMG_2571.jpg
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Asshole.

I should've taken a picture a picture of my sandwiches.

[peewee's lovechild]

So, the liquor lady should be coming in next week. What should I ask for?

Fuck it, another bottle of Crown.

Or, some Absolute Vodka.

[ShoogarBear]

I was about to say, she's hot. Interesting. She looks like a young ashbeeiigghh.

[ORION]

Interesting. She looks like a young ashbeeiigghh.
Are you trying to start WWIII in here ?

[ShoogarBear]

Are you trying to start WWIII in here ?I am only trying to hold up mirrors to your souls.

[angel_luv]

Interesting. She looks like a young ashbeeiigghh.

Who looks like Ashbeeigh?

[ashbeeigh]

Who looks like Ashbeeigh?
Scarlet Johansen

[angel_luv]

Scarlet Johansen


You do resemble her. :)

[ashbeeigh]

You do resemble her. :)


:D I didn't notice it at all until the Nanny Diaries this weekend.

[angel_luv]

:D I didn't notice it at all until the Nanny Diaries this weekend.


Was the movie good? How predictable was it?

[ashbeeigh]

Was the movie good? How predictable was it?


Very, but it was good. I teared up a little because it reminded me of leaving all my kids at the end of this summer.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

You do resemble her. :)I'm going to be as Un-Twattro as I can, but the hell she does. Sorry Super Pink.

[ORION]

they have this new person sitting next to me and I've been talking to myself a lot today and laughing at everything. she probably thinks I am looney toons

[ShoogarBear]

they have this new person sitting next to me and I've been talking to myself a lot today and laughing at everything. she probably thinks I am looney toonsIs she part of the Cleavage Crew?

[midgetonadonkey]

gay

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Is she part of the Cleavage Crew?The Forbidden Valley of Flesh

[peewee's lovechild]

Scarlet Johansen

:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

:lmao

[batman2883]

omg hayden is so fine !!!!

[ashbeeigh]

:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

:lmao


haha. You got it.

[ORION]

I am only trying to hold up mirrors to your souls.
don't be looking at my soul's crotch

[batman2883]

omg what is that clip of hayden from thats not heroes!!!

[ORION]

Is she part of the Cleavage Crew?
most definitely. she is not pretty at all but earned a membership card. not a gold membership more like a bronze card

[ashbeeigh]

omg what is that clip of hayden from thats not heroes!!!


Pretty sure it's Bring it on 1000 or something.

[peewee's lovechild]

My co-workers name is "Manteca".

That just makes me laugh.

[peewee's lovechild]

Rachel just gave me a piece of Twix on a napkin.

It looked like a turd.

But, it tasted pretty good.

[BacktoBasics]

My co-workers name is "Manteca".

That just makes me laugh.no way could I page Manteca without laughing.

[peewee's lovechild]

no way could I page Manteca without laughing.

You should see him.

Just looking at his face and thinking of his new nickname makes me want to burst out in laughter.

[midgetonadonkey]

He's a big ball of fat. He's short and round and smells like shit. He never showers and he is a total waste of a human being.

[midgetonadonkey]

His parents should be shot for creating such a big ball of shit.

[midgetonadonkey]

His parents should be shot for creating such a big ball of shit.

That's going a bit too far. I apologize. They should be put in prison for at least 3 years.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l82/Galevin/beaarthur.jpg

[midgetonadonkey]

I'd fuck the shit out of Bea Arthur.

[peewee's lovechild]

I'd fuck the shit out of Bea Arthur.

We work with Bea Arthur.
Her name is Peg.

You wouldn't want any of that.

[ShoogarBear]

Peg, it will come back to you.

[CuckingFunt]

So, the liquor lady should be coming in next week. What should I ask for?Vodka! Vodka!! Vodka!!!

[ashbeeigh]

I think one of my best friends mom's works at a the downtown UTSA library. She's no Bea Arthur.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Peg, it will come back to you.You see it all in 3D?

[CuckingFunt]

Fuck it, another bottle of Crown.

Or, some Absolute Vodka.The Funt suggests little airplane sized bottles.

:angel

[ShoogarBear]

You see it all in 3D?It's my favorite foreign movie.

[Silver21_Black20]

Vodka! Vodka!! Vodka!!!

I don't do Vodka. I had a shitload once and it ruined it for me.

[Silver21_Black20]

We work with Bea Arthur.
Her name is Peg.

You wouldn't want any of that.

I think he said he has had Peggy.

[peewee's lovechild]

I think he said he has had Peggy.

Damn, Midge gets around.

[peewee's lovechild]

I'm staying late . . . again.

[timvp]

Got damn it people stop talking about food and alcohol. :madrun

timvp is in the process and de-Benofying himself to get into basketball shape and has had to cut out all unnecessary culinary exploits.





P.S.

I'd kill for a whataburger.

[timvp]

I'd kill for a whataburger.

With a large fries and three ketchups. :cry

[ShoogarBear]

A few Whataburgers and you will be in the shape of a basektball.

[angel_luv]

P.S.

I'd kill for a whataburger.


I will order one in your honor. :)

[angel_luv]

A few Whataburgers and you will be in the shape of a basektball.


You are really funny today. :lol

And as Barkley insists, " Round is a shape." :)

[midgetonadonkey]

Got damn it people stop talking about food and alcohol. :madrun

timvp is in the process and de-Benofying himself to get into basketball shape and has had to cut out all unnecessary culinary exploits.





P.S.

I'd kill for a whataburger.


You should strive for Oliver Miller basketball shape.

[ShoogarBear]

timvp kills angel. Film at 11.

[1369]

Meh on the Whataburger.

I'm thinking a Longhorn Burger with extra jalapenos and an order of fried pickles.

And some onion rings.

And a pitcher of Shiner Bock.

[Silver21_Black20]

I'm staying late . . . again.

I'm staying late at work too.

[CuckingFunt]

I haven't found any good Mexican food in the new town yet. Which sucks. I've always lived in places with really good Mexican restaurants.

I want carnitas.

[atxrocker]

Meh on the Whataburger.

I'm thinking a Longhorn Burger with extra jalapenos and an order of fried pickles.

And some onion rings.

And a pitcher of Shiner Bock.


that could possibly be the finest combination of things ever

[ashbeeigh]

and we wonder why Americans are so fat.

[timvp]

A few Whataburgers and you will be in the shape of a basektball.

Sacrilege.

[ShoogarBear]

I'm getting in shape to run a 10-miler in a month. I am training with you in spirit, timvp.

No Five Guys burgers. :cry

[ashbeeigh]

I'm currently eating Garden Salsa Sun Chips. Damn they're good.

[timvp]

You should strive for Oliver Miller basketball shape.Where were you with this idea 26 days, three hours and 24 minutes ago :madrun

[CuckingFunt]

I've been walking almost everywhere since I moved and my metabolism is speeding up to where it was when I was a swimmer. I'm always fucking hungry.

[atxrocker]

and we wonder why Americans are so fat.


shut your fat ass up

[timvp]

I gotta go from 192 to 172 and then hit the weights and build my way back up to 180. The downward part sucks.

Then again, it's the price I pay for eating and drinking whatever I want in the offseason :smokin

[Silver21_Black20]

Then again, it's the price I pay for eating and drinking whatever I want in the offseason :smokin

I get to eat and drink whatever I want, whenever I want. Thanks to my metabolism. :dramaquee

[timvp]

Having some extra meat on your bones is underrated. It makes beds a little more comfortable. Clothes fit a little better. If you get hungry you can just let your body eat itself. It makes you look taller and sometimes stronger.

:tu

[atxrocker]

If you get hungry you can just let your body eat itself.


:lol :lol

[ShoogarBear]

I get to eat and drink whatever I want, whenever I want. Thanks to the fact it takes food 36 days to traverse my body.

[ShoogarBear]

Having some extra meat on your bones is underrated. It makes beds a little more comfortable. Clothes fit a little better. If you get hungry you can just let your body eat itself. It makes you look taller and sometimes stronger.

:tuYeah, it also puts about four inches on your vertical.

[timvp]

I get to eat and drink whatever I want, whenever I want. Thanks to my metabolism. :dramaqueeI could bust any metabolism. Try McDonals for breakfast, Wendy's for lunch, Whataburger for dinner, Jims for midnight snack and Whataburger for 2AM snack.

:smokin

[timvp]

Yeah, it also puts about four inches on your vertical.Flubber technique?

[midgetonadonkey]

I need to boost my metabolism. I think I'm going to start snorting coke.

[ShoogarBear]

I used to be able to do Burger King/McDonald's/Wendy's six nights a week and not gain a pound. Sigh.

[CuckingFunt]

I get to eat and drink whatever I want, whenever I want. Thanks to my metabolism. :dramaquee:tu

The day my metabolism slows down and my fondness for healthy food starts to go away, I'm going to balloon to the size TSA thinks I am. I'm ridiculously undisciplined with my diet.

[Silver21_Black20]

I could bust any metabolism. Try McDonals for breakfast, Wendy's for lunch, Whataburger for dinner, Jims for midnight snack and Whataburger for 2AM snack.

:smokin

That sounds like a challenge.

[timvp]

Being really skinny sucks. I was in the low 160's for a while and it was horrible.

[TheSanityAnnex]

:tu

The day my metabolism slows down and my fondness for healthy food starts to go away, I'm going to balloon to the size TSA thinks I am. I'm ridiculously undisciplined with my diet.I don't think you're fat, just ugly. Have a good day.

[CuckingFunt]

I've never been really skinny, but I'd like to be a bit heavier than I am now. I'm still about 5-10 pounds short of my preferred weight.

[timvp]

I'm ridiculously undisciplined with my diet.For the last 26 days I have counted every calorie that has entered my body. It sucks but you get used to it I guess . . .

[CuckingFunt]

I don't think you're fat, just ugly. Have a good day.It seems to change so often, you'll have to pardon my inability to keep up.

[ShoogarBear]

Being really skinny sucks. I was in the low 160's for a while and it was horrible.What? Being in the low 160s is really fat!

[midgetonadonkey]

How many calories are people supposed to eat?

[timvp]

What? Being in the low 160s is really fat!

[peewee's lovechild]

Meh on the Whataburger.

I'm thinking a Longhorn Burger with extra jalapenos and an order of fried pickles.

And some onion rings.

And a pitcher of Shiner Bock.

You son of a bitch.

I'm staying late and you're posting this???

I'm fucking hungry.

[timvp]

How many calories are people supposed to eat?2000-3000 a day.

I've averaged around 800-900 daily in the last 26 days.

[ShoogarBear]

2000-3000 a day.

I've averaged around 800-900 daily in the last 26 days.:wow

Why don't you work out while you diet, so you won't have to diet so much and you wieght won't be bouncing down and up?

[CuckingFunt]

Someone's moving into the last vacant unit right now, and I got all happy when I saw the truck thinking my mattress was finally here. :depressed

[CuckingFunt]

I even released the valve on the air mattress so I could finally put it away. :depressed

[peewee's lovechild]

I get to eat and drink whatever I want, whenever I want. Thanks to my metabolism. :dramaquee

We hate you.

[atxrocker]

is it at least a hot lesbian that has a clit you can explore?

[timvp]

:wow

Why don't you work out while you diet, so you won't have to diet so much and you wieght won't be bouncing down and up?Shock value.

No, I actually I do work out. It's just faster this way.

Plus I like challenges.


:hat

[ORION]

I want a hamburger from Ralleys or Puffin Billys

[CuckingFunt]

is it at least a hot lesbian that has a clit you can explore?No!

:depressed

:depressed

[ShoogarBear]

Shock value.

No, I actually I do work out. It's just faster this way.

Plus I like challenges.


:hatEnjoy it while you can. In ten years you won't be able to get away with that shit.

[peewee's lovechild]

is it at least a hot lesbian that has a clit you can explore?

Very interesting question.

[peewee's lovechild]

I want a hamburger from Ralleys or Puffin Billys
What the fuck is a Puffin Billys?

[ShoogarBear]

What the fuck is a Puffin Billys?I know what it sounds like.

[ORION]

What the fuck is a Puffin Billys?
you must not be from SA

[ORION]

I know what it sounds like.
I didn't say smokin poles

[CuckingFunt]

It sounds like some sort of elaborate name for performing oral sex on hill folk.

[peewee's lovechild]

you must not be from SA

Only been here a year and a half.

But, Puffin Billy's doesn't sound like a place I'd really like to go to.

[peewee's lovechild]

It sounds like some sort of elaborate name for performing oral sex on hill folk.

That's not my bag.

[peewee's lovechild]

I wonder if ATRAIN hangs out at Puffin Billy's.

My guess: Yes.

[CuckingFunt]

No mattress for me until Thursday.

Maybe.

:pctoss

[peewee's lovechild]

We have a chance at free tickets for the Silver Stars here at work.
I'm debating whether I should take them or not.

[CuckingFunt]

We have a chance at free tickets for the Silver Stars here at work.
I'm debating whether I should take them or not.Too bad midge doesn't have the PT anymore. That would be the perfect car to take to such an affair.

[peewee's lovechild]

Too bad midge doesn't have the PT anymore. That would be the perfect car to take to such an affair.

Believe me, I was thinking about that.

[peewee's lovechild]

I'm still at work.

[peewee's lovechild]

This sucks.

[CuckingFunt]

For how long?

[peewee's lovechild]

I missed out on "Around The Horn" and "PTI".

[midgetonadonkey]

Screw you guys. I miss the Cruiser. It actually had air condition. My truck's A/C went out.

[peewee's lovechild]

For how long?

I think for an hour more.

[peewee's lovechild]

Screw you guys. I miss the Cruiser. It actually had air condition. My truck's A/C went out.

Your truck smells like singed ass hair.

[Silver21_Black20]

Screw you guys. I miss the Cruiser. It actually had air condition. My truck's A/C went out.

:lol

[timvp]

I'm off to have my first bite of food of the day. Wish me luck.

[ATRAIN]

I wonder if ATRAIN hangs out at Puffin Billy's.

My guess: Yes.


there you go again bring me up...FAG

[peewee's lovechild]

I'm off to have my first bite of food of the day. Wish me luck.

Try The Baconater.

[timvp]

:lolHarsh.

Broken AC is nothing to laugh at. Midge, I'm sorry for your loss.

R.I.P.

[peewee's lovechild]

Just don't get the fries.
Those kill you.

[CuckingFunt]

Screw you guys. I miss the Cruiser. It actually had air condition. My truck's A/C went out.I called it the day your returned it.

Just for the record.

[Silver21_Black20]

I'm off to have my first bite of food of the day. Wish me luck.

Whataburger??


:p:

[CuckingFunt]

Why must all textbooks be written so completely devoid of humor?

[timvp]

Whataburger??


:p:Even better.

I'm eating two tacos which consist of a half pound of 96% lean beef, two low carb tortillas and two servings of fat free cheese. In other words, 13 fat, 37 carb, 73 protein and 570 calories of culinary delight.

Whatawho?

[timvp]

Even better.:lol :lol :lol


Whatawho?:cry :cry :cry

[peewee's lovechild]

Why must all textbooks be written so completely devoid of humor?

Because they are written by white men.

Now, if Chris Rock were to write some text books . . .

[peewee's lovechild]

Even better.

I'm eating two tacos which consist of a half pound of 96% lean beef, two low carb tortillas and two servings of fat free cheese. In other words, 13 fat, 37 carb, 73 protein and 570 calories of culinary delight.

Whatawho?

:dizzy

[CuckingFunt]

Because they are written by white men.

Now, if Chris Rock were to write some text books . . .I was actually thinking that my Statistics book would be infinitely better if it had been written by Chuck Palahniuk.

[peewee's lovechild]

I was actually thinking that my Statistics book would be infinitely better if it had been written by Chuck Palahniuk.

That would be fucking awesome.

One of my favorite authors.

[peewee's lovechild]

It's time to leave work!

[timvp]

Man, school is so gay. I'm glad I dropped out in the ninth grade.

[CuckingFunt]

Man, school is so gay. I'm glad I dropped out in the ninth grade.General ed classes suck ass. But the classes for my major are fun.

[ShoogarBear]

I didn't say smokin polesNo, you didn't say it.

[ShoogarBear]

No mattress for me until Thursday.
Perhaps a neighbor will share theirs with you until then.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Meh on the Whataburger.

I'm thinking a Longhorn Burger with extra jalapenos and an order of fried pickles.

And some onion rings.

And a pitcher of Shiner Bock.

You know, I've never tried one from there...Blanco Rd., right?

[ShoogarBear]

Harsh.

Broken AC is nothing to laugh at. Midge, I'm sorry for your loss.

R.I.P.On the other hand, broken A/C is a great adjunct to losing weight.

[CuckingFunt]

Perhaps a neighbor will share theirs with you until then.Haven't met any neighbors yet with whom I'd want to share.

[ShoogarBear]

Man, school is so gay. I'm glad I dropped out in the ninth grade.I dropped out in the 29th grade.

Actually, I broke the Registrar's computer because they didn't think anyone would stay that many semesters.

[ShoogarBear]

Haven't met any neighbors yet with whom I'd want to share.Picky, picky. Do you want a mattress or not?

[CuckingFunt]

Picky, picky. Do you want a mattress or not?I want MY mattress.

[ShoogarBear]

There is a women's college in Boston called Pine Manor.

For some reason, everyone called it Pine Mattress.

Just thought I'd throw that in there.

[CuckingFunt]

There is a women's college in Boston called Pine Manor.

For some reason, everyone called it Pine Mattress.

Just thought I'd throw that in there.I wonder what that reason could have possibly been.

[1369]

You know, I've never tried one from there...Blanco Rd., right?

That's the place.

Inside 1604 by about 1/2 mile.

[ashbeeigh]

You gotta be bad, you gotta be bold, you gotta be wiser, you gotta hard, you gotta tough, you gotta be stronger....

[midgetonadonkey]

God dammit ashbeeigh. You are fucking retarded.

[samikeyp]

I'm thinking a Longhorn Burger with extra jalapenos and an order of fried pickles.

Good stuff.

[Mister Sinister]

You know, I've never tried one from there...Blanco Rd., right?
I went to that one a lot when I lived down thar. 'Twas delicious.

[peewee's lovechild]

Yankees are one game behind Seattle for the Wild Card!!!!!!!

[samikeyp]

God dammit ashbeeigh. You are fucking retarded.

But she does have a big rack....allegedly. :)

[ORION]

Only been here a year and a half.

But, Puffin Billy's doesn't sound like a place I'd really like to go to.
that was THE best hamburger place in town during its day. It was off of Fredericksburg in Balcones Heights.

[ShoogarBear]

Puffin Billy's sounds like a hangout for Idaho Senators.

[CuckingFunt]

I. Need. Coffee.

[ShoogarBear]

Is "Coffee" a euphemism?

[samikeyp]

that was THE best hamburger place in town during its day. It was off of Fredericksburg in Balcones Heights.

There was also one on Marbach.

Railrider Special, baby!!!

The name was odd but the burgers were awesome.

[CuckingFunt]

Is "Coffee" a euphemism?I could be used as one and the statement would still be accurate, but I was actually talking about coffee at the time I typed it.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Yankees are one game behind Seattle for the Wild Card!!!!!!!May the whole Yankee organization burn in hell and be propositioned in an airport restroom with A-hole-Rod right in front.

[mrsmaalox]

Hmm, coffee, the original brain food. One cup of coffee and one hit of vitamin Z and I am ready for anything!

[peewee's lovechild]

Puffin Billy's sounds like a hangout for Idaho Senators.

:lmao

[peewee's lovechild]

May the whole Yankee organization burn in hell and be propositioned in an airport restroom with A-hole-Rod right in front.

They're still going to make it to the playoffs.

[Richard Cranium]

:lmao

[ORION]

There was also one on Marbach.

Railrider Special, baby!!!

The name was odd but the burgers were awesome.
finally ! fresh lettuce and onions. Then there was Rally's