Free Quattro Razor (6)

[Melmart1]

Mikey is always sitting with me in the tree. Recognize, bitches!

[samikeyp]

your forgot Mikey

If I was there, it would be "Mikey pushing Peewee out of the tree"

Besides, Mel and I wouldn't be in a tree....we have a super secret hideout. :tu

[samikeyp]

Mikey is always sitting with me in the tree. Recognize, bitches!

Life is good. :)

[ATRAIN]

Mikey is always sitting with me in the tree. Recognize, bitches!


LOL damn Pee Weak...you got told!!

[Everybody Wants Some]

what ever happened to batman, he's been gone for a while

[ashbeeigh]

Good lord. Quit getting up so early mother fuckers.

[Everybody Wants Some]

I hear he was having a blast at bliss

[Everybody Wants Some]

man gatorade quite possibly be the best drink ever made by man

[Everybody Wants Some]

everybody wants some.....how about you...

[peewee's lovechild]

LOL damn Pee Weak...you got told!!

You know how, in elementary, you used to pull the hair and make fun of the little girl you had a crush on?

Well, that's Mel.
She's just teasing and talking shit to me because she has a huge ass crush on me.

[ATRAIN]

You know how, in elementary, you used to pull the hair and make fun of the little girl you had a crush on?

Well, that's Mel.
She's just teasing and talking shit to me because she has a huge ass crush on me.


So why thats why she is picking on me too.......WHAT a WHORE

[Everybody Wants Some]

atrain's a boozer

[peewee's lovechild]

Good lord. Quit getting up so early mother fuckers.

I got out of bed and I didn't want to wake you.

But, now that you're up . . .

[peewee's lovechild]

So why thats why she is picking on me too.......WHAT a WHORE

No, you're just the retarded kid who everyone makes fun of cuz he shits his pants.

[ATRAIN]

No, you're just the retarded kid who everyone makes fun of cuz he shits his pants.


LOL hey the little bus has AC

[Melmart1]

So why thats why she is picking on me too.......WHAT a WHORE
Uh oh. Has the other gaytrain emerged?

[peewee's lovechild]

LOL hey the little bus has AC

You still ride it?

[Melmart1]

I got out of bed and I didn't want to wake you.

But, now that you're up . . .
You see, this is the type of talk that makes me not want to eat lunch.

[peewee's lovechild]

Uh oh. Has the other gaytrain emerged?

There's something emerging in my pants for you.

[ATRAIN]

I got out of bed and I didn't want to wake you.

But, now that you're up . . .

LOL GROSS AGAIN


http://uglyoftheday.com/files/images/frankenBaby.jpg

Pee Weaks and Trashbeeigh's love child

[Melmart1]

There's something emerging in my pants for you.
That would emerge from your pants at the sight of the crack of dawn.

[ATRAIN]

atrain's a boozer


arent we all?

[ATRAIN]

You still ride it?


Nah your mom drops me off from work every morning now.....she loves giving me rim jobs in the morning.

[midgetonadonkey]

Ashbeeigh, do you shave your bush and then glue your pubes on your face so you can have a beard?

[peewee's lovechild]

You see, this is the type of talk that makes me not want to eat lunch.

Your constant neglect makes me go to extremes.

[peewee's lovechild]

Nah your mom drops me off from work every morning now.....she loves giving me rim jobs in the morning.

My mom died 6 years ago you fucking prick.

[Melmart1]

Your constant neglect makes me go to extremes.
If this is true, it would almost be worth it to give you a handjob or something just so I wouldn't have to lose my appetite everytime you insinuate anything sexual with ashbeeigh.

[peewee's lovechild]

If this is true, it would almost be worth it to give you a handjob or something just so I wouldn't have to lose my appetite everytime you insinuate anything sexual with ashbeeigh.

Oh, it so very true.

And, I'm having another ashbeeigh fantasy so . . . I'm going to be needing that handjob soon.

[ATRAIN]

My mom died 6 years ago you fucking prick.


No Wonder her lips are so chapped....it almost scratches up my anus

[peewee's lovechild]

Ashbeeigh, do you shave your bush and then glue your pubes on your face so you can have a beard?

I think she should go with a goatee, or a Van Dyke.

[peewee's lovechild]

No Wonder her lips are so chapped....it almost scratches up my anus

No one disrespects the mother of The PeeWee and lives to tell about it.

Your mom is under my desk right now and I'm going to let her know what you're up to.

[ATRAIN]

No one disrespects the mother of The PeeWee and lives to tell about it.

Your mom is under my desk right now and I'm going to let her know what you're up to.


My mom just called me and said that what you got under that desk is pee wee and pee weak

[peewee's lovechild]

My mom just called me and said that what you got under that desk is pee wee and pee weak

And yet, she still stays under my desk.

She's a hard little worker.
I think she has carple tunnel on her jaw.
She's been working on me for quite a while now.

Oh, and she asked me to tell you that you need to make sure to bring some milk home after work.

[peewee's lovechild]

Oh yea, and I didn't give her that black eye.
So, don't freak out.

It was an involuntary kick when I got my 5th orgasm.

[ATRAIN]

And yet, she still stays under my desk.

She's a hard little worker.
I think she has carple tunnel on her jaw.
She's been working on me for quite a while now.

Oh, and she asked me to tell you that you need to make sure to bring some milk home after work.


Just tell her to milk your man tits

[ATRAIN]

And yet, she still stays under my desk.

She's a hard little worker.
I think she has carple tunnel on her jaw.
She's been working on me for quite a while now.

Oh, and she asked me to tell you that you need to make sure to bring some milk home after work.


She said she is still under your desk because she still can't find it

[Melmart1]

Just tell her to milk your man tits
http://i.imdb.com/Photos/Ss/0295178/austin3_7612.jpg

[peewee's lovechild]

Just tell her to milk your man tits

I love it when she does that.

[peewee's lovechild]

But, you do it so much better.

[peewee's lovechild]

She said she is still under your desk because she still can't find it

That's cuz it's lodged in her throat.

[ATRAIN]

That's cuz it's lodged in her throat.

She had to borrow my magnifying glass and i bought her some tweezers......still no luck finding it, sorry man maybe you can think about ashbeeigh so you can get aroused.

[ashbeeigh]

ha. You all make me laugh.

[peewee's lovechild]

ha. You all make me laugh.

I thought I told you to get back to bed!!!!!

[ATRAIN]

I thought I told you to get back to bed!!!!!


be a good little pee weak sex toy and listen

[ashbeeigh]

I thought I told you to get back to bed!!!!!


:sleep

[samikeyp]

My mom died 6 years ago you fucking prick.

Yeah...sorry about that. She told me she could handle a dick that big.

[ATRAIN]

Yeah...sorry about that. She told me she could handle a dick that big.


LMAO DAAAYYYMMMM

[Melmart1]

Mikey talking shit gets me hawt.

[samikeyp]

Anything to get Mel hot. :)

something PW obviously cannot do.

[ATRAIN]

Anything to get Mel hot. :)

something PW obviously cannot do.


LOL and the poor little guy tries sooo hard

[samikeyp]

Well...he might make her mad..but that is as close as he can get.

[Melmart1]

mmm, sun tea is goooood.

[samikeyp]

Sun tea rocks.

[Melmart1]

You can make sun tea 10 months out of the year here. Another reason not to move to Michigan ...

[samikeyp]

Very true.

Although the sun shines alot...but the tea would freeze! :)

[ORION]

my vagina fruit slice is looking pretty bad or good

[ATRAIN]

my vagina fruit slice is looking pretty bad or good


you still have that thing?

[ORION]

you still have that thing?
oh yeah. Its a piece of art. In fact I may sell it on ebay

[ATRAIN]

oh yeah. Its a piece of art. In fact I may sell it on ebay


lol

[peewee's lovechild]

Yeah...sorry about that. She told me she could handle a dick that big.

She was always impressed by your vast collection of dildos.

[peewee's lovechild]

Anything to get Mel hot. :)

something PW obviously cannot do.

Trust me, it happens.

[Melmart1]

Royals por vida!

[peewee's lovechild]

Royals por vida!

Royals???

[samikeyp]

She was always impressed by your vast collection of dildos.

True because they were all smaller than the real thing....made her night a little less painful.


Trust me, it happens.

Mel getting hot? Absolutely....just not from you.

[Melmart1]

Royals???
ORION knows what I am talking about.

[timvp]

Got damn it the air conditioner is out :madrun

The repair guy better hurry up and get here before I literally meltdown. I keep the thermostat on 60 degrees all year. It's somewhere around 80 now.

:madrun

[ORION]

Royals por vida!
Royals all the way ! Go coach debbie !

[ORION]

Got damn it the air conditioner is out :madrun

The repair guy better hurry up and get here before I literally meltdown. I keep the thermostat on 60 degrees all year. It's somewhere around 80 now.

:madrun
60 ! the unit is probably iced over. get out there with a hair dryer and a chicken foot

[ATRAIN]

Got damn it the air conditioner is out :madrun

The repair guy better hurry up and get here before I literally meltdown. I keep the thermostat on 60 degrees all year. It's somewhere around 80 now.

:madrun


HAHAHA thats what you get

[timvp]

60 ! the unit is probably iced over. get out there with a hair dryer and a chicken footIt ices over about four times a year. I am proud about the energy and freon I waste.

But this guy needs to hurry up.

[timvp]

HAHAHA thats what you getWhat did I ever do to deserve this? :depressed

[ORION]

It ices over about four times a year. I am proud about the energy and freon I waste.

But this guy needs to hurry up.
well get ready to pay no less than $80 and I love sniffing freon too.

[peewee's lovechild]

True because they were all smaller than the real thing....made her night a little less painful.


I'm impressed that you have such a giagantor cock.
You put donkeys and horses to shame.

I fee like a lesser man.

I congratulate you for your huge cock.
I will weep over my unfortunately average cock.

I bow to you, Cock Lord.

[ATRAIN]

What did I ever do to deserve this? :depressed

You made Filmoe's account back to normal

[peewee's lovechild]

Royals all the way ! Go coach debbie !

I need to know what this Royals business is all about.

[peewee's lovechild]

You made Filmoe's account back to normal

That deserves a punishment by death.

[ORION]

I'm impressed that you have such a giagantor cock.
You put donkeys and horses to shame.

I fee like a lesser man.

I congratulate you for your huge cock.
I will weep over my unfortunately average cock.

I bow to you, Cock Lord.
:lol :lol
Cock Lord .....wait...did I get any votes :pctoss

[ATRAIN]

I'm impressed that you have such a giagantor cock.
You put donkeys and horses to shame.

I fee like a lesser man.

I congratulate you for your huge cock.
I will weep over my unfortunately average cock.

I bow to you, Cock Lord.

does that mean your going to leave melmart alone since mikey is your masta

[ORION]

I need to know what this Royals business is all about.
me and melmart go way back and that's all I got to say about that :wakeup

[ATRAIN]

me and melmart go way back and that's all I got to say about that :wakeup


Damn peewee mel is giving you the shaft the way your dad gave it to you when you were 5

[1369]

http://hi.is/~eos/Myndir/Hammerzeit.jpg

[ORION]

http://hi.is/~eos/Myndir/Hammerzeit.jpg
:lol :lol :lol
:lol :lol :lol
:lol :lol :lol

[samikeyp]

I'm impressed that you have such a giagantor cock.
You put donkeys and horses to shame.

I fee like a lesser man.

I congratulate you for your huge cock.
I will weep over my unfortunately average cock.

I bow to you, Cock Lord.

Like mother, like son.

[samikeyp]

does that mean your going to leave melmart alone since mikey is your masta

Nah...I am not his masta....Mistress Funt owns him.

I have Mel's back...and anything else she will let me have.....but she can take care of herself.

[peewee's lovechild]

does that mean your going to leave melmart alone since mikey is your masta

Fuck that!!

My very average cock still wants him some Melmart.

[peewee's lovechild]

me and melmart go way back and that's all I got to say about that :wakeup

Ok, so PM me the details.

[peewee's lovechild]

Damn peewee mel is giving you the shaft the way your dad gave it to you when you were 5

You were there to see that?

Fucking Peeping Tom, I've got more respect for you now.

[samikeyp]

me and melmart go way back and that's all I got to say about that

Mel and I are the same way....much respect. :toast

[peewee's lovechild]

Nah...I am not his masta....Mistress Funt owns him.

I have Mel's back...and anything else she will let me have.....but she can take care of herself.

The Funt owns me in ways I can't begin to describe. Just as Melmart will, sometime soon.

[CuckingFunt]

Fuck all you mother fuckers for talking so damn much now that school has started.

When I needed a distraction from unpacking, this place was like a tomb.

[Fillmoe_]

http://hi.is/~eos/Myndir/Hammerzeit.jpg


:lol :lol

[CuckingFunt]

I got out of bed and I didn't want to wake you.

But, now that you're up . . .Fuck!

Knock it off.

[CuckingFunt]

Anything to get Mel hot. :)

something PW obviously cannot do.I can. :eyebrows

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Fuck all you mother fuckers for talking so damn much now that school has started.

When I needed a distraction from unpacking, this place was like a tomb.


Now you see what I go through when I leave for work in the afternoon.
No one has anything to say in the morning into the early afternoon.
I come back and the damn thread has increased by 10 goddamn pages!
Bastards, the whole lot of ya!
:flipoff

[CuckingFunt]

Well, if today's two classes and my time wandering the halls of the art building are an accurate indication, about 70% of the nerdy art major chicks are hot as hell.

Probably 22% are super butch girls, which isn't my type, and the remaining 8% are the sullen fat girls one would expect to find studying art... but that first 70% is fantastic.

And the two girls who sat next to me in art history class... yummy.

[ORION]

Ok, so PM me the details.
no I promised I would never speak of it again because it was forbidden but there was a couple of these :donkey

[timvp]

izfknghotttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt ttttttttttt

[ATRAIN]

Fuck!

Knock it off.


LOL

[peewee's lovechild]

I can. :eyebrows

You and I both.

[peewee's lovechild]

Well, if today's two classes and my time wandering the halls of the art building are an accurate indication, about 70% of the nerdy art major chicks are hot as hell.

Probably 22% are super butch girls, which isn't my type, and the remaining 8% are the sullen fat girls one would expect to find studying art... but that first 70% is fantastic.

And the two girls who sat next to me in art history class... yummy.

I'm moving to California.

[peewee's lovechild]

no I promised I would never speak of it again because it was forbidden but there was a couple of these :donkey

God damn, now I have to know more than ever.

[peewee's lovechild]

izfknghotttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt ttttttttttt

It's hotter in Hell, or so I'm told.

[peewee's lovechild]

izfknghotttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt ttttttttttt

It gets that hot when Ashbeeigh struts around in her nakedness.

[CuckingFunt]

It gets that hot when Ashbeeigh struts around in her nakedness.Don't speak of naked ashbeeigh. You're making my horny go away.

[samikeyp]

I can.

:toast

No one doubts that!

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

It gets that hot when Ashbeeigh struts around in her nakedness.

:vomit:

[ORION]

izfknghotttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt ttttttttttt
man when I get hot like that my balls stick to my thigh

[Squid]

izfknghotttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt ttttttttttt

Poor timvp.

Come swim in the ocean with me where it's cool.

[peewee's lovechild]

Don't speak of naked ashbeeigh. You're making my horny go away.

I ask for your forgiveness, but you went away in the morning and I had nothing else to do.

[ORION]

haha my co-worker was helping this girl out and she just so happened to be wearing a low cut shirt. he was starring down her shirt the whole time he was helping her. Thats my move !

[CuckingFunt]

haha my co-worker was helping this girl out and she just so happened to be wearing a low cut shirt. he was starring down her shirt the whole time he was helping her. Thats my move !I think that's pretty much everyone's move.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Was he trying to help her out of the low cut top?!?!?
THAT'S the move that should've been made!

[CuckingFunt]

Was he trying to help her out of the low cut top?!?!?
THAT'S the move that should've been made!This is fact.

[ORION]

I think that's pretty much everyone's move.
yeah but that's my move here !

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

yeah but that's my move here !

So who was the teacher and who was the student?
Did he show you that technique or the other way around?

[ORION]

Was he trying to help her out of the low cut top?!?!?
THAT'S the move that should've been made!
don't you just wish that one guy would take one for the team and run up to a girl and rip her shirt and bra off so everyone can see

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

don't you just wish that one guy would take one for the team and run up to a girl and rip her shirt and bra off so everyone can see

There should be one guy in EVERY work place who gets an exemption from termination just to serve that purpose, no doubt about it.
Morale would certainly improve.

[CuckingFunt]

don't you just wish that one guy would take one for the team and run up to a girl and rip her shirt and bra off so everyone can seeNo.

No I don't.

[samikeyp]

I think that's pretty much everyone's move.

You should always go with the classics.

[ORION]

No.

No I don't.
It would be a big ego boost to the girl who gets exposed. She would say " oh my gosh, they really wanted to see my boobs this bad. I'm flattered"

[ashbeeigh]

It gets that hot when Ashbeeigh struts around in her nakedness.


That was private peewee!

[CuckingFunt]

It would be a big ego boost to the girl who gets exposed. She would say " oh my gosh, they really wanted to see my boobs this bad. I'm flattered"Are you kidding?

Without even considering the embarrassment factor, you're talking about ripping a girl's clothes. Best be prepared to get a stiletto heel in the eyeball if'n you tear MY shirt in such a fashion.

Clothing destruction is only acceptable if its leading to sex.

[ORION]

back in school we used to grab chicks boobs for fun and they would grab our dongs

[ORION]

Are you kidding?

Without even considering the embarrassment factor, you're talking about ripping a girl's clothes. Best be prepared to get a stiletto heel in the eyeball if'n you tear MY shirt in such a fashion.

Clothing destruction is only acceptable if its leading to sex.
and that is why I said the guy would have to take one for the team meaning this could possibly happen. I'm ok with that

[ashbeeigh]

I miss school. Then I look at my laminated mini diploma the alumni department sent me in the mail this weekend and I realize my four years of college was all worth it. The benefits are out of this world. a 10% discount at the bookstore? Man. How ridiculous. JB would be stoked to get $2 off a bulldog athletics ticket.

[ORION]

I miss school. Then I look at my laminated mini diploma the alumni department sent me in the mail this weekend and I realize my four years of college was all worth it. The benefits are out of this world. a 10% discount at the bookstore? Man. How ridiculous. JB would be stoked to get $2 off a bulldog athletics ticket.
so todays lesson is..... college is worthless. Some where Jaime Escalante weeping

[CuckingFunt]

so todays lesson is..... college is worthless.

Well, if today's two classes and my time wandering the halls of the art building are an accurate indication, about 70% of the nerdy art major chicks are hot as hell.

Probably 22% are super butch girls, which isn't my type, and the remaining 8% are the sullen fat girls one would expect to find studying art... but that first 70% is fantastic.

And the two girls who sat next to me in art history class... yummy.

I disagree.

[Squid]

I did college and passed.

[peewee's lovechild]

Hey Orion, I just caught some girl staring at my crotch as I was trying to help her.

Is that your move too?

[peewee's lovechild]

I disagree.

I agree with your disagreement.

[ORION]

I disagree.
so new lesson ..... If you like chicks college is great but if your there to better yourself your screwed

[CuckingFunt]

so new lesson ..... If you like chicks college is great but if your there to better yourself your screwedI will agree with that.

So far, however, my return to full-time student status is a hell of a lot more fun than work, so I'm okay with the thought of wasting the next three years.

[ORION]

Hey Orion, I just caught some girl staring at my crotch as I was trying to help her.

Is that your move too?
yeah if your move was walking around with your dong hanging out waiting for a chick to notice then yes that would be my patented move

[CuckingFunt]

Hey Orion, I just caught some girl staring at my crotch as I was trying to help her.

Is that your move too?It's hard not to stare at a cum stain.

[Squid]

I usually just walk around with my right nut hanging out of my zipper. It's erotic and comical.

[peewee's lovechild]

yeah if your move was walking around with your dong hanging out waiting for a chick to notice then yes that would be my patented move

I stole your move then.

[peewee's lovechild]

It's hard not to stare at a cum stain.

Yes it is, but what does it mean when the girl salivates as she stares?

[peewee's lovechild]

I usually just walk around with my right nut hanging out of my zipper. It's erotic and comical.

A squid with a zipper??

I don't understand.

[CuckingFunt]

Yes it is, but what does it mean when the girl salivates as she stares?Rabies?

[Squid]

A squid with a zipper??

I don't understand.

I wear pants.

[ORION]

I usually just walk around with my right nut hanging out of my zipper. It's erotic and comical.
how would they know which nut it was ?

[Squid]

how would they know which nut it was ?

I tattooed an R and L on them when I was a young lad.

[Squid]

http://imgboot.com/images/kyblaccc/deathbunnies.gif

Michael Vick chose the wrong blood sport.

[ORION]

I tattooed an R and L on them when I was a young lad.
oh I thought they were like mine. one is painted green and the other one red

[ORION]

http://imgboot.com/images/kyblaccc/deathbunnies.gif

Michael Vick chose the wrong blood sport.
I love me the taste of guinea pig. I wish those two would stab each other

[CuckingFunt]

I hope the bunny wins.

Rabbits is the only acceptable rodents.

[ORION]

I hope the bunny wins.

Rabbits is the only acceptable rodents.
what about a nutria ?

[CuckingFunt]

what about a nutria ?Nope.

Not a capybara, either.

[samikeyp]

blood sport.

Kumite! Kumite!

[ORION]

Kumite! Kumite!
which one is frank dukes

[Mister Sinister]

what are you going to get?
I got Marvel Trading Card Game for DS, and Bon Jovi's Crossroad CD.

[peewee's lovechild]

Rabies?

I make women so sex crazed that they get rabies???


BEHOLD THE AWESOMENESS THAT IS "THE PEEWEE"!!!!!

[ORION]

Is it bad to wish rabies on someone

[peewee's lovechild]

I was just asked to cover the 2nd shift.

I said yes.

So, I'll be at work until 10 pm.

[CuckingFunt]

I make women so sex crazed that they get rabies???


BEHOLD THE AWESOMENESS THAT IS "THE PEEWEE"!!!!!
Calm down, peewee.

Drooling isn't necessarily the kind of wetness you're trying to inspire.

[peewee's lovechild]

I just may go crazy tonight and go postal at the library.

[peewee's lovechild]

Calm down, peewee.

Drooling isn't necessarily the kind of wetness you're trying to inspire.

Any drool is good drool.

Unless it's ATARD's tard-drool.
That's just disgusting.

[peewee's lovechild]

I have to be here until 10, and I'm horny as hell.

[CuckingFunt]

I was just asked to cover the 2nd shift.

I said yes.

So, I'll be at work until 10 pm.So, the question then becomes: How many times will peewee go to the men's room to jack off in the next 5 1/2 hours?

[1369]

I just may go crazy tonight and go postal at the library.

Just make sure you do it quietly.

/Going reverse Dewey Decimal in the card catalog, you scamp you.

[peewee's lovechild]

I hope my phone sex friend will stay up for me.

[peewee's lovechild]

Or my cyber sex friend.

[CuckingFunt]

I have to be here until 10, and I'm horny as hell.My money's on ten.

[peewee's lovechild]

Or my left hand.

[ORION]

So, the question then becomes: How many times will peewee go to the men's room to jack off in the next 5 1/2 hours?
no do it in the women's restroom

[CuckingFunt]

I get to got to the DMV this afternoon. Yay!!

Seems my father accidentally threw away my sister's license when she was moving into the dorms, so she can't drive herself to get a replacement. DMV without an appointment... pure awesomeness.

[CuckingFunt]

no do it in the women's restroomKinky!

[peewee's lovechild]

no do it in the women's restroom

I always do.

Chicks here think I'm a creep.
But, I'm really a nice guy.

It's just that I enjoy a good masturbation in the ladies room.

Nothing wrong with that.

[peewee's lovechild]

Jacking in the girls room is how I finally met ashbeeigh.

[CuckingFunt]

I always do.

Chicks here think I'm a creep.
But, I'm really a nice guy.

It's just that I enjoy a good masturbation in the ladies room.

Nothing wrong with that.I've had sex in the ladies' room, but not with myself.

[peewee's lovechild]

I've had sex in the ladies' room, but not with myself.

You're missing out.
You have a lesser chance of being disappointed.

[CuckingFunt]

You're missing out.
You have a lesser chance of being disappointed.I've only been disappointed with sex a couple of times.

Usually any activity that results in an orgasm is :tu with me.

[ORION]

I always do.

Chicks here think I'm a creep.
But, I'm really a nice guy.

It's just that I enjoy a good masturbation in the ladies room.

Nothing wrong with that.
no crimes have been committed here

[midgetonadonkey]

I want a hickey on my taint.

[peewee's lovechild]

I want a hickey on my taint.

ATARD would be happy to oblige.

[CuckingFunt]

I haven't had a hickey in years. I've never seen the appeal.

[peewee's lovechild]

I haven't had a hickey in years. I've never seen the appeal.

I think a hickey on your left ass cheek would be nice.

[peewee's lovechild]

I'd be more than happy to help you with that.

[peewee's lovechild]

I gave Melmart a hickey on her right nipple.
It looked funny.

[CuckingFunt]

I've just always thought them to be somewhat silly. If I'm that lovey dovey with someone, I can think of a lot more things I'd like to do than have my ass cheek/neck/tummy/wherever sucked on.

[peewee's lovechild]

I've just always thought them to be somewhat silly. If I'm that lovey dovey with someone, I can think of a lot more things I'd like to do than have my ass cheek/neck/tummy/wherever sucked on.

I've never given a hickey out of love or anthing like that.
It's always been due to the heat of the passion.

I'm a biter.

[peewee's lovechild]

It's 9:20 pm.
I'm still at work.

I want to kill someone.

[peewee's lovechild]

I need sexual gratification.

[peewee's lovechild]

I was soooooooooo close.

[peewee's lovechild]

It sucks to have a hard on at work and do nothing about it.

[CuckingFunt]

I want to kill someone.

Me too.

But not because I'm at work.

And not because you're at work.

Just because... well, pretty much just because. My current lack of a videogame console has left me nowhere to channel my blood lust.

[CuckingFunt]

It sucks to have a hard on at work and do nothing about it.Too bad Midge isn't there with you.

[midgetonadonkey]

It sucks to have a hard on at work and do nothing about it.

Go jack off.

[CuckingFunt]

Go jack off.Solid advice.

[peewee's lovechild]

I can't jack off.

Too many people watching.

[peewee's lovechild]

I wish The Funt was here, then we'd let the good times role.

[peewee's lovechild]

I'm going to call ashbeeigh . . . she's probably close by.

[CuckingFunt]

Solid advice.Rock hard, solid, turgid, throbbing advice is what I really should have said.

[CuckingFunt]

I'm going to call ashbeeigh . . . she's probably close by.:nope

I know that "desperate times call for desperate measures" is the ol' saying, but some things really are going a bit too far.

[CuckingFunt]

Go jack off.Actually, the polite thing would be for you to drive over to the library and do it for him since it's arguing football with you that's got peewee all hot and bothered.

[midgetonadonkey]

Pee wee is the biggest homer I've ever met. The Cowboys, Irish and Yankees can't do wrong. He is a terrible sports fan.

[CuckingFunt]

As long as I'm alive, I will never understand the appeal of football.

[peewee's lovechild]

Pee wee is the biggest homer I've ever met. The Cowboys, Irish and Yankees can't do wrong. He is a terrible sports fan.

Each of them have great winning traditions, and I've been a fan ever since I was a kid.

You on the other hand: Oilers/Texans, Aggies, Astros.

'Nuff said.

You speak out of your bitterness.

[peewee's lovechild]

As long as I'm alive, I will never understand the appeal of football.

As long as you understand me, all is well.

[CuckingFunt]

Fuck you CuckingFunt for bringing the football conversation in here.

[midgetonadonkey]

Each of them have great winning traditions, and I've been a fan ever since I was a kid.

You on the other hand: Oilers/Texans, Aggies, Astros.

'Nuff said.

You speak out of your bitterness.

I choose teams to support based on love, not "winning traditions". If I was, I'd be a champion chaser like yourself.

[CuckingFunt]

Fuck you CuckingFunt for bringing the football conversation in here.Fuck me? You don't know me well enough to be talking shit to me, bitch.

[ashbeeigh]

Pee wee is the biggest homer I've ever met. The Cowboys, Irish and Yankees can't do wrong. He is a terrible sports fan.

This coming from a Texans fan who drove around a PT Cruiser proudly. What a shame.

[peewee's lovechild]

I choose teams to support based on love, not "winning traditions". If I was, I'd be a champion chaser like yourself.

So, I was a champion chaser at the age of 5??

Good one.

[peewee's lovechild]

Fuck you CuckingFunt for bringing the football conversation in here.

Don't talk shit to The Funt!!!!

I'll rip your eyeballs out and shove them up your ass so you can see my foot kicking your ass!!!

[peewee's lovechild]

This coming from a Texans fan who drove around a PT Cruiser proudly. What a shame.

Oh, snap!!

The Ash talking shit to The Midge!!

[midgetonadonkey]

So, I was a champion chaser at the age of 5??

Good one.

It just means you were a homer at an early age. Probably learned it from the folks.

[peewee's lovechild]

Fuck me? You don't know me well enough to be talking shit to me, bitch.

I got your back.

I'll hold her down while you go at her face with a tire iron.

[samikeyp]

So....if I think my team has a chance to win a title...i'm a homer?

[CuckingFunt]

I got your back.

I'll hold her down while you go at her face with a tire iron.I know you asked to watch me "be with" myself, but I didn't know that's what you meant.

[peewee's lovechild]

It just means you were a homer at an early age. Probably learned it from the folks.

My dad is a Redskins fan, roots for the Red Sox, and hates college ball.

Got anything else?

[midgetonadonkey]

Ashbeeigh's talk means nothing. Noise from a cricket affects me more than anything ashcunt says.

[peewee's lovechild]

I know you asked to watch me "be with" myself, but I didn't know that's what you meant.

I'm so into you that I'd protect you against yourself, even if that means you have to beat the shit out of yourself.

[midgetonadonkey]

My dad is a Redskins fan, roots for the Red Sox, and hates college ball.

Got anything else?

But growing up in Brownsville, you were raised be random illegals, not your father.

[ashbeeigh]

So....if I think my team has a chance to win a title...i'm a homer?

According to midgetonadonkey. Unless its the Texans.

[CuckingFunt]

I'm so into you that I'd protect you against yourself, even if that means you have to beat the shit out of yourself.But how would you protect the other me?

[peewee's lovechild]

But growing up in Brownsville, you were raised be random illegals, not your father.

Apparently, so were you.

Nice deflection there.

[peewee's lovechild]

But how would you protect the other me?

I would find a way.

[ashbeeigh]

down down do your thing do your thing .... I've got a new dance and it's called the cupid shuffle....

[Mister Sinister]

But how would you protect the other me?
I can do it. All I need to do is open a hole in the space-time continuum, fuck around with the fabric of reality a bit, and we'll all be fine.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

But how would you protect the other me?

This wouldn't end up as some matter/anti-matter problem?

[ShoogarBear]

Pee wee is the biggest homer I've ever met. The Cowboys, Irish and Yankees can't do wrong. He is a terrible sports fan.Cowobys, Irish, and Yankees? WTF, does he root for Microsoft, too?

[jaespur21]

WTF, does he root for Microsoft, too?

yeah 4 Xbox 360

[ATRAIN]

Pee wee is the biggest homer I've ever met. The Cowboys, Irish and Yankees can't do wrong. He is a terrible sports fan.


Why the Yankee's.......why the Irish???

[samikeyp]

Pee wee is the biggest homer I've ever met. The Cowboys, Irish and Yankees can't do wrong. He is a terrible sports fan.


Yes because ALL Cowboys fans are homers. :rolleyes

[Jaime Escalante]

Everybody here needs to work on their calculus. Quit being burros and get up and do something with yourself, que no?

[Jaime Escalante]

Hey. Fingerman.

[Blanche Devereaux]

Hey. Fingerman.

Honey, where is this fingerman you are talking about? I can use a man with nice strong fingers.

[Tony Micelli]

Ay oh, oh ay. I got strong fingers. Ask Jonathon.

[Uncle Jesse]

Michelle says I have strong fingers. She was so tight I would say, have mercy....

[Jesus Christ]

That, my son is considered a sin.

[Yakov Smirnoff]

In Soviet Russia, finger bang you!

[ATRAIN]

somebody is really bored

[samikeyp]

Wadda Country!

--Yakov Smirnoff

[1Billups 1]

somebody is really bored

Yeah, your mother.

[samikeyp]

Did someone say fingerbang?

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[Guest]

I'm watching all of you!!

[CuckingFunt]

Fingerbang...




*giggle*

[Squid]

For 3 days I was stuck to CuckingFunts small intestine.

[Squid]

Three fucking days!

[Squid]

It was hot in there.

[CuckingFunt]

Three fucking days!You could have left at any time, so you must have enjoyed it.

[The New Midge]

Hi everybody!!

Hope everyone is having a splendid afternoon.

[The New Midge]

Today is the day the Lord hath made. Let's all rejoice!!

[CuckingFunt]

Hi everybody!!

Hope everyone is having a splendid afternoon.It's 6:39 AM, fucknut.

[The New Midge]

It's 6:39 AM, fucknut.

The sun shines in my heart all day and night. So to me it is always afternoon!

:elephant

[ATRAIN]

Wadda Country!

--Yakov Smirnoff


im suprised your gf isnt here today

[ATRAIN]

Yeah, your mother.


YES im the first person he talked to on the Quatro 6.......BITCHES!!!!!!

[samikeyp]

Fingerbang...




*giggle*

:)


BTW...your avatar rocks. :tu

[CuckingFunt]

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