Free Quattro Razor (6)

[midgetonadonkey]

The liquor lady stopped by today and she brought me a bottle of Crown.

Kick ass!

It's Crown and Mario Kart this weekend.

[peewee's lovechild]

The liquor lady stopped by today and she brought me a bottle of Crown.

I call dibs on half the bottle!!!!

[peewee's lovechild]

I'll bring the coke.

[midgetonadonkey]

I'll bring the coke.

You bringing an 8 ball?

[Silver21_Black20]

Kick ass!

It's Crown and Mario Kart this weekend.

Did you hear that peewee.

I'm kicking your ass.

[Melmart1]

Crown and 7 >>>> Crown and Coke.

[midgetonadonkey]

Crown straight on rocks>>>all

[Silver21_Black20]

I call dibs on half the bottle!!!!

You and midge can split the bottle. I don't like Crown and Coke.

[peewee's lovechild]

You bringing an 8 ball?

I'm bringing two ounces of the Jane.

[peewee's lovechild]

Did you hear that peewee.

I'm kicking your ass.

I'll leave both of you crying in a corner.

[peewee's lovechild]

Crown and 7 >>>> Crown and Coke.

I agree with you totally.

[peewee's lovechild]

You and midge can split the bottle. I don't like Crown and Coke.

Sounds like a plan.

[Silver21_Black20]

I'll leave both of you crying in a corner.

Just know if you do beat me at Mario Kart, I'm physically kicking your drunk ass.

[peewee's lovechild]

But, who am I playing spin the bottle with?

We have to invite more people becaues I'm bored with Midge.

[Silver21_Black20]

But, who am I playing spin the bottle with?

Guido.

[peewee's lovechild]

Just know if you do beat me at Mario Kart, I'm physically kicking your drunk ass.

Not hard to do at all.

When I'm drunk, even ATURD can kick my ass.

[peewee's lovechild]

Guido.

Guido is one sexy Mofo.

[ATRAIN]

Wouldn't ATRAIN's nephews be too tired from the bus ride up to play video games?

LOL very funny

[ATRAIN]

Not hard to do at all.

When I'm drunk, even ATURD can kick my ass.


i can do that when your sober

[peewee's lovechild]

i can do that when your sober

You can't even find your miniature cock when you're sober.

[ashbeeigh]

Guido.

:lmao that made me laugh Sandra. Thanks.

[CuckingFunt]

You all are assuming Mel wears pajamas. :eyebrows

I'm not.




And, no, I don't give a fuck that I'm several pages behind.

[Silver21_Black20]

:lmao that made me laugh Sandra. Thanks.

Really? Do you know what Guido is?

[ShoogarBear]

Isn't that the insurance company with the lizard?

[CuckingFunt]

lol it was a honest question.....no perversion there. I may talk to peewee all the time but that doesnt make me a perv.Oh, yes it does.

[midgetonadonkey]

http://www.break.com/index/phone-sex-in-an-elevator.html

[CuckingFunt]

Fuck Chachos!!!

I got the squirts so bad that it felt like I had gone through 3 days of non-stop gay sex.It wouldn't have to be gay sex.

I'm sure that anal sex feels the same to gay couples as it does to heterosexual couples.

[CuckingFunt]

Waaait ... you and peewee exchanged sexually-charged PMs about porn and ashbeeigh? :vomit:Seriously. Even if they're jokes, I'm going to have to stop associating with peewee if the feigned assbeigh love doesn't cease. Immediately.

[Kori Ellis]

Girls - please answer my thread about the hottest male athletes.

Thanks.

[CuckingFunt]

The Von Bondies never got very big, but "Pawn Shoppe Heart" is a solid album.

[peewee's lovechild]

The Von Bondies never got very big, but "Pawn Shoppe Heart" is a solid album.

I think you should post my name on the hottest male athletes thread.

[CuckingFunt]

I think you should post my name on the hottest male athletes thread.I hate jocks.

[CuckingFunt]

I think you should post my name on the hottest male athletes thread.Besides, I just read that thread and you pretty much did it yourself.

[peewee's lovechild]

Besides, I just read that thread and you pretty much did it yourself.

Yea, but I need the support of my loving fans.

[CuckingFunt]

Yea, but I need the support of my loving fans.Get ashbeeigh to post your name, then.

[peewee's lovechild]

Get ashbeeigh to post your name, then.

Have I lost you?

[CuckingFunt]

Have I lost you?The question should be, did you ever have me?

:spin

[marini martini]

Isn't that the insurance company with the lizard?
:lol :lol :toast :lol :lol

[CuckingFunt]

I got these adorable, tiny little seedless watermelons at the grocery store the other day and they're fucking fantastic!

[peewee's lovechild]

The question should be, did you ever have me?

:spin

I hate when you toy with me.

[CuckingFunt]

I hate when you toy with me.That's a bloody lie, and you know it.

[Silver21_Black20]

I miss the Cruiser already.

[CuckingFunt]

I miss the Cruiser already.Did you ever go cruising in the Cruiser, or was is purely for utilitarian purposes?

[Silver21_Black20]

Did you ever go cruising in the Cruiser, or was is purely for utilitarian purposes?

We cruised down to Port Aransas.

midge put 4,000 miles, in 3 weeks, on that car. :lol

[CuckingFunt]

We cruised down to Port Aransas.

midge put 4,000 miles, in 3 weeks, on that car. :lolDid he name it?

If he did, I'm thinking his disgust for the PT was all an act.

[midgetonadonkey]

I didn't name a damn thing. I hated that fucking car.

[peewee's lovechild]

I miss the Cruiser already.

Is Midge all broken up about having to turn in the Cruiser?

[CuckingFunt]

I love my car, but she doesn't have a name.

Maybe I should name it.

[peewee's lovechild]

I didn't name a damn thing. I hated that fucking car.

I still think it would have been badass to open the car doors to the Cruiser with ZZ Top's "Sharp Dressed Man" blaring from the speakers.

[peewee's lovechild]

Ladies go crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man.

[Silver21_Black20]

I love my car, but she doesn't have a name.

Maybe I should name it.

Mine doesn't have a name either but she is one bad mutha.

[Fillmoe_]

I love my car, but she doesn't have a name.

Maybe I should name it.


Whore Transporter sounds like a nice name.

[CuckingFunt]

Mine doesn't have a name either but she is one bad mutha.I'm going to get chameleon ghost flames painted on my car one of these days. It's going to kick so much ass it won't even be funny.

[peewee's lovechild]

Mine doesn't have a name either but she is one bad mutha.

I can't believe that things runs, considering your driving reputation.

[peewee's lovechild]

Whore Transporter sounds like a nice name.

Wasn't that the name of your mother's car?

[CuckingFunt]

Whore Transporter sounds like a nice name.That's a disappointing attempt at humor.

Even from you.

[peewee's lovechild]

Being that she was a whore and all.

[Fillmoe_]

Wasn't that the name of your mother's car?


:sleep :sleep :sleep :sleep

[Silver21_Black20]

Is Midge all broken up about having to turn in the Cruiser?

I think deep down he will.

Cruiser - a/c; truck - just went out.
Cruiser - remote to open doors; truck - go to passenger side to open driver side door
Cruiser - automatic; truck - standard
Cruiser - $20 a wk for gas; truck - $60

[peewee's lovechild]

:sleep :sleep :sleep :sleep

Is that your way of saying that she "sleeps" in it?

You mean to say that she uses it for her bidness?
So, it's a company car?

Must be a car with a comfortable back seat.

[peewee's lovechild]

I think deep down he will.

Cruiser - a/c; truck - just went out.
Cruiser - remote to open doors; truck - go to passenger side to open driver side door
Cruiser - automatic; truck - standard
Cruiser - $20 a wk for gas; truck - $60

To bad he looked like a butch lesbian driving it.

[Mister Sinister]

I love my car, but she doesn't have a name.

Maybe I should name it.
I gave mine a name. Her name is "Akai Suisei"

[peewee's lovechild]

They didn't fix the door??

That bullshit of having to open the passenger's door always made me feel gay.

[marini martini]

Ladies go crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man.

No Ding Dong.....It's "She Don't Love Me, She loves My
Automobile" :toast

[peewee's lovechild]

No Ding Dong.....It's "She Don't Love Me, She loves My
Automobile" :toast

Ding Dong?

So, I see you've heard of the legend that is The PeeWee.

[CuckingFunt]

Ding Dong?

So, I see you've heard of the legend that is The PeeWee.If "ding" is the adjective and "dong" is the noun... I don't know that it's a very complementary statement.

[ATRAIN]

Is that your way of saying that she "sleeps" in it?

You mean to say that she uses it for her bidness?
So, it's a company car?

Must be a car with a comfortable back seat.

trust me when she is in there she is lying on her back but no sleeping is going on

[peewee's lovechild]

If "ding" is the adjective and "dong" is the noun... I don't know that it's a very complementary statement.

I never said that the legend of The PeeWee is a great one.

[Silver21_Black20]

I can't believe that things runs, considering your driving reputation.

Just cause I get to where I need to go going 80mph while weaving in and out of traffic doesn't mean I have a bad driving reputation.

[marini martini]

No Shit! What bar will you be in this weekend? Might take a cab, so I can party with you, or kick your ass......Ding Dong :toast

[peewee's lovechild]

It's rather sad.

[peewee's lovechild]

Just cause I get to where I need to go going 80mph while weaving in and out of traffic doesn't mean I have a bad driving reputation.

No, that's exactly what it means you psycho.

[Mister Sinister]

No, that's exactly what it means you psycho.
Not unless people know about it. :lol

[peewee's lovechild]

No Shit! What bar will you be in this weekend? Might take a cab, so I can party with you, or kick your ass......Ding Dong :toast

You can't handle the places I go to.

You'd be too scared wondering if someone was going to stab you.

[marini martini]

Bull Shittttt, I've been in places that would make your hair curl.

It must be something to do with my nun's habit

[Mister Sinister]

Bull Shittttt, I've been in places that would make your hair curl.

It must be something to do with my nun's habit
What the hell does a routine your nun has have to do with anything?

[peewee's lovechild]

Bull Shittttt, I've been in places that would make your hair curl.

It must be something to do with my nun's habit

Raised on the border.

Mexican cantinas, not bars.
I was even at the same cantina when the IFA performed a raid and took some "narcos" away.

I think I might have you beat.

[ShoogarBear]

I miss the Cruiser already.http://www.wallpaperbase.com/wallpapers/celebsm/tomcruise/tom_cruise_3.jpg

[marini martini]

What the hell does a routine your nun has have to do with anything?

Eh what do you mean routine??????

[peewee's lovechild]

What the hell does a routine your nun has have to do with anything?

I was going to ask that.

[CuckingFunt]

I think I might have you beat.
But I'm the toughest of all.

I once killed a bum with my bare hands just to watch his expression change.

[Mister Sinister]

Eh what do you mean routine??????
It was a pun. A play on the phrase "nun's habit." The joke was that I "thought" you meant habit in the sense of a routine, as opposed to a habit in the sense of an item of clothing.

[peewee's lovechild]

http://www.wallpaperbase.com/wallpapers/celebsm/tomcruise/tom_cruise_3.jpg

That you took the time to look for and host this picture is quite disturbing.

And, maybe a little revealing?

[Mister Sinister]

But I'm the toughest of all.

I once killed a bum with my bare hands just to watch his expression change.
Yeah? Well, I shot a man in Reno. Just to watch him die.

[peewee's lovechild]

But I'm the toughest of all.

I once killed a bum with my bare hands just to watch his expression change.

I couldn't be more turned on by you at the moment.

[peewee's lovechild]

Yeah? Well, I shot a man in Reno. Just to watch him die.

When I was just a baby
My momma told me son,
Always be a good boy
Don't ever play with guns

[Mister Sinister]

When I was just a baby
My momma told me son,
Always be a good boy
Don't ever play with guns
:toast

[CuckingFunt]

I love The Doors.

[peewee's lovechild]

And when I hear that wistle blowing, I hang my head and cry.

[Mister Sinister]

And when I hear that wistle blowing, I hang my head and cry.
I've got "Man In Black" on repeat, atm. I consider it my "theme song."

[peewee's lovechild]

I love The Doors.

I just like doors because of the privacy they provide.

[ShoogarBear]

That you took the time to look for and host this picture is quite disturbing.

And, maybe a little revealing?First one that appeared on Google images.

Anyway, what's disturbing is not the posting of the initial image, which was done precisely for shock value.

What's disturbing is the guy who had to include the WHOLE FUCKING PHOTO in his reply.

[peewee's lovechild]

It's hard to masturbate when there are people looking at you.

[ShoogarBear]

Besides, I know midge got off on it.

[CuckingFunt]

I just like doors because of the privacy they provide.Well, yes. That is a valuable convenience.

[ShoogarBear]

It's hard to masturbate when there are people looking at you.You mean while Tom is looking at you?

[peewee's lovechild]

First one that appeared on Google images.

Anyway, what's disturbing is not the posting of the initial image, which was done precisely for shock value.

What's disturbing is the guy who had to include the WHOLE FUCKING PHOTO in his reply.

This is true, I'll have to correct that.

[CuckingFunt]

It's hard to masturbate when there are people looking at you.I like mini blinds for the same reason.

[peewee's lovechild]

Besides, I know midge got off on it.

That's a fact.

[marini martini]

I got kicked out of a bar in Ciudade Acuna for dancing nasty. Had to leave a bar in Ciudade Acuna because the guy I was with had a hit on him. Went back to the states, knocked the passenger side mirror off, went thru customs concealing pot in my you know where, because I was so drunk they figured the sooner I got back to the States the better......Check :toast

So, so stub your toe, all the way to Mexico :lol

[peewee's lovechild]

I like mini blinds for the same reason.

Mini blinds don't work when you have family visiting.

[ShoogarBear]

I like mini blinds for the same reason.If you tell me when you do it, I will provide security to ensure your privacy.

[CuckingFunt]

I got kicked out of a bar in Ciudade Acuna for dancing nasty. Had to leave a bar in Ciudade Acuna because the guy I was with had a hit on him. Went back to the states, knocked the passenger side mirror off, went thru customs concealing pot in my you know where, because I was so drunk they figured the sooner I got back to the States the better......Check :toast

So, so stub your toe, all the way to Mexico :lolP'shaw.

I'm still tougher.

[CuckingFunt]

If you tell me when you do it, I will provide security to ensure your privacy.But, the blinds seem to be working okay right now.

[Mister Sinister]

P'shaw.

I'm still tougher.
Evidenced by your use of "P'shaw," no doubt.

[peewee's lovechild]

I got kicked out of a bar in Ciudade Acuna for dancing nasty. Had to leave a bar in Ciudade Acuna because the guy I was with had a hit on him. Went back to the states, knocked the passenger side mirror off, went thru customs concealing pot in my you know where, because I was so drunk they figured the sooner I got back to the States the better......Check :toast

So, so stub your toe, all the way to Mexico :lol

I spent a night at a jail in Monterrey because some cops came in to a club called "Vatcru" and accused us of having coke.

When they took us "downtown" the cop pulled out a little baggie of coke and told us that he was going to use it against us if we didn't find some money for him.

We all put our money together and paid him off. We had to wait to morning to be release because he didn't want it to look suspicious.

Check mate.
:)

[CuckingFunt]

Evidenced by your use of "P'shaw," no doubt.Fuck yeah.

[Mister Sinister]

Fuck yeah.
<Pops in a monocle> Oh, quite. I'm rather the ne'er-do-well, myself. Always going out to the local pubs to give the ruffians and rapscallions what for, I am.

[ShoogarBear]

But, the blinds seem to be working okay right now.Right now??? :eyebrows

[marini martini]

So who hasn't paid their way out of jail in Mexico??????????I win :toast

[CuckingFunt]

Right now??? :eyebrowsYou heard me.

[peewee's lovechild]

So who hasn't paid their way out of jail in Mexico??????????I win :toast

Yea, you win.
You're hardcore.

[peewee's lovechild]

You heard me.

I'd do anything to be there right now.

[ShoogarBear]

You heard me.You seem way too composed to be doing it now.

[CuckingFunt]

You seem way too composed to be doing it now.Technically, I'm just contemplating it now.

[atxrocker]

people like peewee make it way to easy for the funt

[Fillmoe_]

thats cuz pee wee is midges alias

[CuckingFunt]

people like peewee make it way to easy for the funt"Easy" implies an intented goal.

[samikeyp]

You heard me. :)

:tu

[ashbeeigh]

I have been in a Laredo jail...but just for the tour.

[CuckingFunt]

:)

:tuI liked this post better before you edited it.

:lmao

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

My truck has a name...it's Ginger.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

So I've been watching this asshole try and outrun the cops in his car for about 45 minutes or so now.
He was doing pretty well, but it looks like his time is up.
Seems that he's got a flat front left tire and he's not as "Steve McQueen" as he was when all this started.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Dummy t-boned another car going through an intersection in Pasadena.
Took about 12 cops to drag this fool out of his car!

[CuckingFunt]

Dummy t-boned another car going through an intersection in Pasadena.
Took about 12 cops to drag this fool out of his car!Between this and the video clip in the Troll Forum, my beloved Pasadena is getting no love tonight.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Between this and the video clip in the Troll Forum, my beloved Pasadena is getting no love tonight.

Rosemead and Colorado.
BTW, where is the clip that I should be looking for?

[ShoogarBear]

I have been in a Laredo jail...but just for the tour.Nope, no punch line possible for that one.

[CuckingFunt]

Rosemead and Colorado.
BTW, where is the clip that I should be looking for?Rosemead and Colorado... not too far from the best In-N-Out ever. EVER.

The clip is in the "drugs" thread, and is largely unremarkable, but it's a woman tripping on ecstasy in front of a KFC somewhere in LA who references Pasadena and then starts throwing up signs for the PDL bloods.

[samikeyp]

I liked this post better before you edited it.

Ask and you shall receive...




I don't know Funt that well...but from what I do know....Peewee couldn't handle her. :)

[ATRAIN]

Dummy t-boned another car going through an intersection in Pasadena.
Took about 12 cops to drag this fool out of his car!


Do people running from the cops in a high speed chase ever get away these days?

[Melmart1]

Why, do you want to know how the succesful ones get away for a particular reason?

[ATRAIN]

Why, do you want to know how the succesful ones get away for a particular reason?


No I just have never seen it happen. I figure the news wont show the ones that get away, but they claim to be live.

[Melmart1]

Suuuure, nice save. You are just trying to get away from la migra or something.

[ATRAIN]

Suuuure, nice save. You are just trying to get away from la migra or something.


LOL yeah you got me........good morning to you too :P

[Melmart1]

What's so good about it? I have been up for 20 minutes, my coffee isn't ready yet and I am too lazy to cook breakfast this morning.

[ATRAIN]

What's so good about it? I have been up for 20 minutes, my coffee isn't ready yet and I am too lazy to cook breakfast this morning.


WELL for starters YOUR STILL AT HOME :( so no matter what you say your morning is going to be good compared to mine.

[Melmart1]

WELL for starters YOUR STILL AT HOME :( so no matter what you say your morning is going to be good compared to mine.
Ehhh, you might have a point. Depends on what you do. Besides fart around on your bosses dime posting on SpursTalk, that is.

[ATRAIN]

Ehhh, you might have a point. Depends on what you do. Besides fart around on your bosses dime posting on SpursTalk, that is.

lol well I only fart around on ST when i have down time at work.......which for example is right now. Its not always like this.

[Melmart1]

You sell drugs, don't you?

[samikeyp]

Ehhh, you might have a point. Depends on what you do. Besides fart around on your bosses dime posting on SpursTalk, that is.

This is a bad thing? :)

[ATRAIN]

You sell drugs, don't you?


LOL yeah you know about those drug dealers that are online all day while working.

[Melmart1]

This is a bad thing? :)
Nope, it's quite nice, except I can't get this one tag to work properly on what I am working on right now, which sucks arse. I think it's my editor's error though.

[Melmart1]

See, now he isn't going to post for awhile to feign being busy, like he actually works.

[Melmart1]

http://www.adameve.com/images/campaign/2007/8_21_07_gspot/images/header_1.gif

[Melmart1]

http://www.adameve.com/images/campaign/2007/8_21_07_gspot/images/header_2.gif
hahaha, ha! Adam and Eve emails rule!

[Melmart1]

http://www.adameve.com/images/campaign/2007/8_21_07_gspot/images/header_3.gif

[ATRAIN]

See, now he isn't going to post for awhile to feign being busy, like he actually works.


LOL i do actually work.

[samikeyp]

See, now he isn't going to post for awhile to feign being busy, like he actually works.

:lol

[Melmart1]

http://www.adameve.com/images/campaign/2007/newsletter/aug_news/images/top_graphic.jpg

[samikeyp]

Mel...my sisters best friend is one of those "adult toy" salespeople.....I can get your her info..maybe she can cut you a deal.

[samikeyp]

:lmao :lmao :lmao @ "Bung Balm"

[ATRAIN]

I cant see your pictures mel....the sites that they block here prevents me from seeing some pictures.

[peewee's lovechild]

Ask and you shall receive...




I don't know Funt that well...but from what I do know....Peewee couldn't handle her. :)

You assume way too much.

The Funt and I would have all sorts of radioactive sex.

[Melmart1]

I cant see your pictures mel....the sites that they block here prevents me from seeing some pictures.
Well go home then, and check them from your computer there. Remember, you begged mom and dad to get high-speed so it should be no trouble.

As for work, it's not like anyone will miss you, since you don't actually work.

[peewee's lovechild]

Suuuure, nice save. You are just trying to get away from la migra or something.

Please refrain from commenting on sensitive issues.

[Melmart1]

Ohhh, sexual horrorscopes. Here is mine:


Scorpio (Oct 24–Nov 22)
Scorpios like it hot and creative! Spring for the ultimate--a swing! Set it up and bounce away to new peaks of pleasure. Perfect for couples to explore wild new positions.

Ehhh, I think I will pass.

[peewee's lovechild]

I cant see your pictures mel....the sites that they block here prevents me from seeing some pictures.

You are missing out.

[ATRAIN]

Well go home then, and check them from your computer there. Remember, you begged mom and dad to get high-speed so it should be no trouble.

As for work, it's not like anyone will miss you, since you don't actually work.


LOL that will happen when I do go home. As far as mom and dad they are 5 hours away so that would be too far. LOL you dont even know what I do so you assume no one would miss me. Believe me if I could go home..I would.

[Melmart1]

You are missing out.
Yeah, he can't see the nekkid pics of me. Sucks to be him.

[CuckingFunt]

http://www.adameve.com/images/campaign/2007/8_21_07_gspot/images/header_1.gifWhich toy is this?

[ATRAIN]

Please refrain from commenting on sensitive issues.


Its all fun and games till someone gets deported.

[Mister Sinister]

See, now he isn't going to post for awhile to feign being busy, like he actually works.
Mrph. I can't believe you people are coherent at this hour. I have to go to work in 2 and a half hours. Hooray, deli clerking.

[Melmart1]

LOL that will happen when I do go home. As far as mom and dad they are 5 hours away so that would be too far. LOL you dont even know what I do so you assume no one would miss me. Believe me if I could go home..I would.
Yeah I don't know why you won't say what you do. It can't possibly be any worse or less manly than say ... oh, what's a really girly job? Like working in a library or something.

[peewee's lovechild]

Yeah, he can't see the nekkid pics of me. Sucks to be him.

I like the beaver shot.

So sweet.

[peewee's lovechild]

Which toy is this?

You have quite enough with me.

[Mister Sinister]

Yeah I don't know why you won't say what you do. It can't possibly be any worse or less manly than say ... oh, what's a really girly job? Like working in a library or something.
Secretary-ing? Something in the textile industry?

[ATRAIN]

Yeah, he can't see the nekkid pics of me. Sucks to be him.


I did get the headshot of you though

http://uglyoftheday.com/files/images/ugly_1.thumbnail.jpg

[CuckingFunt]

Ohhh, sexual horrorscopes. Here is mine:


Scorpio (Oct 24–Nov 22)
Scorpios like it hot and creative! Spring for the ultimate--a swing! Set it up and bounce away to new peaks of pleasure. Perfect for couples to explore wild new positions.

Ehhh, I think I will pass.What's gemini?

I can't look myself, because I'll be on that damn site for way too long and I need to get in the shower soon.

[ATRAIN]

Yeah I don't know why you won't say what you do. It can't possibly be any worse or less manly than say ... oh, what's a really girly job? Like working in a library or something.


Well you never asked so I didn't volunteer

[ATRAIN]

Yeah I don't know why you won't say what you do. It can't possibly be any worse or less manly than say ... oh, what's a really girly job? Like working in a library or something.


Doesnt peewee and midge work in a library?

[Melmart1]

Which toy is this?
This one, apparently. (http://www.adameve.com/Vibrators/G-Spot-Vibrators/sp-ae-her-perfect-fit-Vibrators-11670.aspx?sc=E1521TAE&cm_mmc=Email-_-Buyer-_-082107-_-2xbuyers)

[peewee's lovechild]

Yeah I don't know why you won't say what you do. It can't possibly be any worse or less manly than say ... oh, what's a really girly job? Like working in a library or something.

I work in a place that has a 90% female population.

Now, while that may make my job site girly . . . it also means that I'm surrounded by chicks.

Love my job.

I have to admit, the median age is 55.
But, they some damn hot hot ladies.

[ATRAIN]

I like the beaver shot.

So sweet.
http://decibel.org/~decibel/stuff/beaver.gif

[Melmart1]

What's gemini?

I can't look myself, because I'll be on that damn site for way too long and I need to get in the shower soon.
Gemini (May 22–June 21)
You’ve been living in a fantasy world, and it’s time to bring it into reality! Grab a naughty costume and act out your favorite sexy scenario with your lover.

[Mister Sinister]

Gemini (May 22–June 21)
You’ve been living in a fantasy world, and it’s time to bring it into reality! Grab a naughty costume and act out your favorite sexy scenario with your lover.
Cancer?

[ATRAIN]

I work in a place that has a 90% female population.

Now, while that may make my job site girly . . . it also means that I'm surrounded by chicks.

Love my job.

I have to admit, the median age is 55.
But, they some damn hot hot ladies.


LOL for some reason when you brought up 55 I thought of the movie Grandma's boy.

[peewee's lovechild]

Ohhh, sexual horrorscopes. Here is mine:


Scorpio (Oct 24–Nov 22)
Scorpios like it hot and creative! Spring for the ultimate--a swing! Set it up and bounce away to new peaks of pleasure. Perfect for couples to explore wild new positions.

Ehhh, I think I will pass.

What's going on with Aquarius?

[CuckingFunt]

This one, apparently. (http://www.adameve.com/Vibrators/G-Spot-Vibrators/sp-ae-her-perfect-fit-Vibrators-11670.aspx?sc=E1521TAE&cm_mmc=Email-_-Buyer-_-082107-_-2xbuyers)Hrmmm... I don't usually like the ones that are quite so funny looking.

Did you ever get that glass one that's always out of stock? If not, Extreme Restraints usually has it available. It's awesomeness is unparalleled.

[Melmart1]

Doesnt peewee and midge work in a library?
Do they?

[Melmart1]

Cancer?
Cancer (June 22–July 22)
Go for a new erogenous zone: anal play. A small anal stimulator is terrific for him or her, adds a serious kick to your orgasms, and opens new worlds of pleasure!

[peewee's lovechild]

Hrmmm... I don't usually like the ones that are quite so funny looking.

Did you ever get that glass one that's always out of stock? If not, Extreme Restraints usually has it available. It's awesomeness is unparalleled.

I don't remember you using that.

[Melmart1]

What's going on with Aquarius?
Aquarius (Jan 21–Feb 19)
Need something new? Try out a little beginner bondage! With a simple blindfold and soft bonds, you can explore new realms of pleasure by heightening your senses.

[Mister Sinister]

Cancer (June 22–July 22)
Go for a new erogenous zone: anal play. A small anal stimulator is terrific for him or her, adds a serious kick to your orgasms, and opens new worlds of pleasure!
This brings many lulz to my heart.

[ATRAIN]

Do they?


Thats what someone on here once said, but it hasn't been confirmed. I used to work in a Waldenbooks back in high school, its not the same but it was a mall job which is what every teenager wants.

[Melmart1]

Hrmmm... I don't usually like the ones that are quite so funny looking.

Did you ever get that glass one that's always out of stock? If not, Extreme Restraints usually has it available. It's awesomeness is unparalleled.
Yes, I finally got it a few months ago. :tu

[peewee's lovechild]

Aquarius (Jan 21–Feb 19)
Need something new? Try out a little beginner bondage! With a simple blindfold and soft bonds, you can explore new realms of pleasure by heightening your senses.

Interesting.
I'll have to try that.

[Mister Sinister]

Thats what someone on here once said, but it hasn't been confirmed. I used to work in a Waldenbooks back in high school, its not the same but it was a mall job which is what every teenager wants.
I never wanted to work in a mall. I wanted to (and still do) work in a Best Buy, or a Borders, or something....somewhere where my unparalleled nerd-osity would be a plus.

[peewee's lovechild]

I never wanted to work in a mall. I wanted to (and still do) work in a Best Buy, or a Borders, or something....somewhere where my unparalleled nerd-osity would be a plus.

Try a library!!

[ATRAIN]

I never wanted to work in a mall. I wanted to (and still do) work in a Best Buy, or a Borders, or something....somewhere where my unparalleled nerd-osity would be a plus.


I thought about getting a part time job at best buy for discount purposes.....then I realized that I would spend too much money there......lol like I dont already.

[Mister Sinister]

Peewee: Been thinking about it.

ATRAIN: I'd leave my debit card @ home when I worked to try and prevent myself spending too much money, but, yeah. Best Buy gets a lot of business from me, too.

[CuckingFunt]

I don't remember you using that.This is surprising. I'm very seldom not using it.

[midgetonadonkey]

taint hair

[ATRAIN]

Peewee: Been thinking about it.

ATRAIN: I'd leave my debit card @ home when I worked to try and prevent myself spending too much money, but, yeah. Best Buy gets a lot of business from me, too.


I just got a gift card from there as a groomsman gift. Its burning a hole in my pocket.

[CuckingFunt]

Best Buy is a wonderful place. I don't think there are any close to where I live now, though, which makes me sad.

[Mister Sinister]

I just got a gift card from there as a groomsman gift. Its burning a hole in my pocket.
:lol Best Buy gc's are all I ask for when my b-day or X-mas approach. Part of it is my weird thing about being uncomfortable asking for more than gift cards or clothes, part of it is, I shop at BB, a lot.

[peewee's lovechild]

taint hair

I've shaved mine off.

My taint itches like a mother fucker when they start to grow out again.

[peewee's lovechild]

Best Buy is a wonderful place. I don't think there are any close to where I live now, though, which makes me sad.

Best Buy has raped me out of thousands of dollars over the past few years.

But, I keep going back to it like a little bitch.

[ATRAIN]

:lol Best Buy gc's are all I ask for when my b-day or X-mas approach. Part of it is my weird thing about being uncomfortable asking for more than gift cards or clothes, part of it is, I shop at BB, a lot.


Yeah if only that was all I ever got that would be awesome. I dont even know how much this one I got is.......i hope its over 50.

[ATRAIN]

Best Buy has raped me out of thousands of dollars over the past few years.

But, I keep going back to it like a little bitch.


Yeah same here......Best Buy is like an abusive boyfriend....no matter how much he beats us and continues to screw us over...we just cant get enough.

[Mister Sinister]

Holy SHIT! I just found two UNUSED Best Buy cards in my wallet!

[ATRAIN]

Holy SHIT! I just found two UNUSED Best Buy cards in my wallet!


how much between both?

[CuckingFunt]

If Best Buy developed an adult section, it's quite possible that I would never shop anywhere else.

[Mister Sinister]

55 on those two, plus 7.41 on another one. ^____^

[peewee's lovechild]

Yeah same here......Best Buy is like an abusive boyfriend....no matter how much he beats us and continues to screw us over...we just cant get enough.

I was going to say that, but I didn't want to sound like an insensitive prick dying to get banned from Spurs Talk.

[peewee's lovechild]

If Best Buy developed an adult section, it's quite possible that I would never shop anywhere else.

I've been awaiting the day BB creates a porn section.

[ATRAIN]

I was going to say that, but I didn't want to sound like an insensitive prick dying to get banned from Spurs Talk.


LOL so you saying im insensitive?

[ATRAIN]

I've been awaiting the day BB creates a porn section.


Ive never actually purchased a adult film........a adult anything for that matter. I want a fleshlight hahaha.

[Mister Sinister]

LOL so you saying im insensitive?
Basically. On that note, my 62.41 in Best Buy gift cards and I are going to GTFO for a while.

[Melmart1]

Yeah same here......Best Buy is like an abusive boyfriend....no matter how much he beats us and continues to screw us over...we just cant get enough.
You should go to the batterred men's shelter. No gay man should ever put up with a lover like that.

[peewee's lovechild]

LOL so you saying im insensitive?

No, I was saying that you're a prick.

[peewee's lovechild]

You should go to the batterred men's shelter. No gay man should ever put up with a lover like that.

He loves the beatdowns he gets from his man.

[Melmart1]

Ive never actually purchased a adult film........a adult anything for that matter. I want a fleshlight hahaha.
You can go to hell for lying.

[ATRAIN]

Basically. On that note, my 62.41 in Best Buy gift cards and I are going to GTFO for a while.


what are you going to get?

[Melmart1]

He loves the beatdowns he gets from his man.
Brings a whole new meaning to the name GAYTRAIN

[peewee's lovechild]

Ive never actually purchased a adult film........a adult anything for that matter. I want a fleshlight hahaha.

You live a sheltered life.

[ATRAIN]

You should go to the batterred men's shelter. No gay man should ever put up with a lover like that.


lol

[peewee's lovechild]

Brings a whole new meaning to the name GAYTRAIN

I pretty much thought that was what the name implied.

[ATRAIN]

You can go to hell for lying.


i'm not lying.......I didnt say I have never seen, borrowed, or even downloaded one. Just never purchased one, not even on pay per view.

[Melmart1]

I get mine free with my Adam and Eve orders.

[ATRAIN]

You live a sheltered life.


Guess so

[peewee's lovechild]

I get mine free with my Adam and Eve orders.

Can I borrow some?

[CuckingFunt]

I get mine free with my Adam and Eve orders.Almost every one they've sent me for free sucked so bad I ended up throwing it away.

[1369]

The era is nigh when you will have no need to leave the house. (http://technology.newscientist.com/article/dn12511-new-devices-promise-touchyfeely-computing.html)

[peewee's lovechild]

I can't wait till they invent the whore-bots like in the movie "A.I.".

Life would be so much easier.

[Melmart1]

Almost every one they've sent me for free sucked so bad I ended up throwing it away.
Yeah some of it is awful, I guess none of them have heard of depilatory cremes. But some of it is pretty good.

[samikeyp]

Mel...my sisters best friend is one of those "adult toy" salespeople.....I can get your her info..maybe she can cut you a deal.

Funt...this goes for you too.

[CuckingFunt]

Funt...this goes for you too.Since I've recently moved even farther away from my boyfriend, the last thing I need is an additional source of discounted sex toys. I'd be bankrupt within three weeks. :oops

[ORION]

and would you stop with the shaving ....your a monster.....your a freakin maniac !!

[ATRAIN]

Since I've recently moved even farther away from my boyfriend, the last thing I need is an additional source of discounted sex toys. I'd be bankrupt within three weeks. :oops


by boyfriend you mean peewee right?

[CuckingFunt]

and would you stop with the shaving ....your a monster.....your a freakin maniac !!JUICE!!

[ORION]

JUICE!!
hahaha ! that is one of my favorites episodes !!
those chainsaws are electric so you only got about 30 feet to play with ....GO! KILL LIKE CRAZY !! KILL THEM !!

[Melmart1]

by boyfriend you mean peewee right?
How far do you live from your abusive boyfriend?

[ATRAIN]

How far do you live from your abusive boyfriend?

hahaha i went to counseling and now im away from that jerk....hahaha what is it Melmart pick on Atrain day. If you really want to know what I do all you have to do is ask.

[Melmart1]

Eh, I always pick on the n00bs but you aren't as fun as ashbeeigh, who I continue to pick on despite the fact that she is no longer new. But she asks for it, so I don't feel bad.

No more picking on atrain and his gay sensitivities.

[Melmart1]

Now I can go back to picking on peewee. Only peewee likes it, you sick fuck.

[peewee's lovechild]

Eh, I always pick on the n00bs but you aren't as fun as ashbeeigh, who I continue to pick on despite the fact that she is no longer new. But she asks for it, so I don't feel bad.

No more picking on atrain and his gay sensitivities.

That's just not fun at all.

[peewee's lovechild]

Now I can go back to picking on peewee. Only peewee likes it, you sick fuck.

I absolutely love it when you abuse me.

Do it to me baby!!

[peewee's lovechild]

by boyfriend you mean peewee right?

Is there anyone else??

[timvp]

Whatever happened to the dirt road?

[O.J.Simpson]

JUICE!!

Huh?

[Melmart1]

I haven't been to Poth, but I am sure Cherry has. Ask her.

[peewee's lovechild]

Whatever happened to the dirt road?

It's all muddied up.
It's been raining for an hour here.

[ATRAIN]

Eh, I always pick on the n00bs but you aren't as fun as ashbeeigh, who I continue to pick on despite the fact that she is no longer new. But she asks for it, so I don't feel bad.

No more picking on atrain and his gay sensitivities.


Im not sensitive...but i have been holding back on saying anything to you. I dont know if you want to talk to the OTHER atrain, because once I get started then i cant turn it off. Yeah pee weak loves the abusive talk and actions.

[peewee's lovechild]

Melmart and PeeWee, sitting on a tree . . .

[ATRAIN]

Huh?


lol

[ATRAIN]

Melmart and PeeWee, sitting on a tree . . .


your forgot Mikey

[peewee's lovechild]

Im not sensitive...but i have been holding back on saying anything to you. I dont know if you want to talk to the OTHER atrain, because once I get started then i cant turn it off. Yeah pee weak loves the abusive talk and actions.

Pee weak??
You're going with that??

Oh, it's on.

[peewee's lovechild]

your forgot Mikey

Not today.

[ATRAIN]

Pee weak??
You're going with that??

Oh, it's on.


LOL it was a accident at first I put pee week with the k there on accident and I was like OH HELL YEAH......PEE WEAK.....you have to admit it has a nice ring to it.

[ATRAIN]

Not today.


Mikey........is that true?