Free Quattro Razor (21)

[RashoFan]

CF..moving party?

[ashbeeigh]

I'm glad you made the decision to go there. It's such a an amazing school!

[ashbeeigh]

And seriously it would start pouring rain the second I decide I want to go home. Fuck you weather. Where is the rain rock? It's god damn Fiesta time.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Good luck with the move, CF.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

I think he also said at one time that he could hit a HR off of a major league pitcher or some shit like that.

roflroflrofl

dude i totally remember that

what a fucking moron

do yall still stay in touch with him off of spurstalk or what

[CuckingFunt]

The narrative structure of Trapped in the Closet is deeply flawed.

[Dr. Gonzo]

roflroflrofl

dude i totally remember that

what a fucking moron

do yall still stay in touch with him off of spurstalk or what

Fuck that. Horry is a dumb bastard. The only reason I remembered that is because I saw him in the Astros thread. It was so fun making fun of him.

[batman2883]

im the scat man!!!

[batman2883]

sometimes i forget how beautiful shakira's ass is then i sign into my ST account and realize im a fool for doubting it

[batman2883]

ever eat some spicy food and when you poop it burns, totally sucks!!!

[batman2883]

damn my avatar is making me want a big red

[batman2883]

free quattro is pretty dead right about meow

[batman2883]

go go power rangers

[batman2883]

i cut myself the other day just to know what it felt like to feel

[batman2883]

saw gregg simmons yesterday at oysterbake, he was all decked out in cowboy gear, including a cowboy hat

[Sisk]

i tried the new domino's pizza today - pretty good

2 mediums for 5.99 a piece!

[IronMexican]

ever eat some spicy food and when you poop it burns, totally sucks!!!

Always happens when I eat doritios with tapatio and lemon.

[ashbeeigh]

and a cameo by batman.

[batman2883]

that batman is probably the best poster ST has ever seen

[batman2883]

and a cameo by batman.

i do bite my thumb at you sir

[ashbeeigh]

i do bite my thumb at you sir

Of all the people in the world....

[marini martini]

CF..moving party?!

Hey B!!! Sorry I called you "Veronica" tonight @ NIOSA!!!:toast

[Dr. Gonzo]

I love delivering some verbal bukkakes on the faces of my library school classmates. I have found myself trolling some of them when they disagree with one of my points. I follow them from thread to thread making very immature comments towards them. I sometimes forget I'm not on Spurstalk and I'm in school. But fuck that bitch for disagreeing with a nigga. Ain't that right Flo.

[RashoFan]

!

Hey B!!! Sorry I called you "Veronica" tonight @ NIOSA!!!:toast

LOL...Not a problem...I told my boyfriend that you had confused me with Angel_Luv...it's all good and it was good to see you!!!

[Dr. Gonzo]

erSce6rMvtc

[Dr. Gonzo]

Awww aren't you Precious. :lmao

[florige]

I love delivering some verbal bukkakes on the faces of my library school classmates. I have found myself trolling some of them when they disagree with one of my points. I follow them from thread to thread making very immature comments towards them. I sometimes forget I'm not on Spurstalk and I'm in school. But fuck that bitch for disagreeing with a nigga. Ain't that right Flo.



Damn right! lol

[florige]

If white people who try and act black are called "wiggers", what are latino's who act black called?

[samikeyp]

If white people who try and act black are called "wiggers", what are latino's who act black called?

"liggers"? :lol

[ashbeeigh]

"liggers"? :lol

I prefer "chiggers" Chicano and ###### combined.

[ashbeeigh]

and yes I thought about posting the "n" word before I did it. I feel bad.

[ATRAIN]

and yes I thought about posting the "n" word before I did it. I feel bad.

Ash do me a favor


















































SHUT THE FUCK UP

[Dr. Gonzo]

######

Racist

[IronMexican]

The spanish word for that is mayateros.

[ATRAIN]

Racist

First she pepper sprays mexicans now this.

I thought she was after flo's alabama blacksnake?

[florige]

First she pepper sprays mexicans now this.

I thought she was after flo's alabama blacksnake?


I offered but she said her job requires that she does alot of walking so she declined.

[ATRAIN]

I offered but she said her job requires that she does alot of walking so she declined.

:lmao


she wouldnt walk right for a month huh?

[ashbeeigh]

:lmao


she wouldnt walk right for a month huh?

:wow retard.

[Dr. Gonzo]

:wow retard.

You have to admit, you are a bit interested in the thought of getting pounded so hard you couldn't walk straight.

[ATRAIN]

:wow retard.

Im sure thats what he meant and you call me a retard???

Again










































SHUT THE FUCK UP

[ashbeeigh]

Im sure thats what he meant and you call me a retard???

Again










































SHUT THE FUCK UP



Get your panties out of your ass crack. Good fucking lord.

[Dr. Gonzo]

haha

Just call ashbeeigh butter because she's on a roll.

[mookie2001]

She should have her own Showtime special

[florige]

"liggers"? :lol


OMG Mikey that was horrible dude. :lol


:lmao


she wouldnt walk right for a month huh?


Probably a month, maybe two. And she just got that job so I would feel REALLY bad if she had to miss a number of days because of something so juvenille.

[ashbeeigh]

She should have her own Showtime special

With a special appearance by the mookie crew.

[PakiDan]

Get your panties out of your ass crack. Good fucking lord.

Ash cracks me up... if only she knew...

[ashbeeigh]

Ash cracks me up... if only she knew...

You can be on my show too. But you still have to buy me that Louis Vuitton bag you promised me after I lost the ACORN job.

[Timmy Timmons]

The Sultain of Swat?

[Tommy Timmons]

The Sultain of Swat?

[Dr. Gonzo]

I wonder how often ashbeeigh throws the n word around in her personal life.

[ShoogarBear]

If white people who try and act black are called "wiggers", what are latino's who act black called?

Boricuas.

[CuckingFunt]

Get your panties out of your ass crack. Good fucking lord.

Blasphemer.

[ashbeeigh]

ATRAIN is such a richer....sitting 11th row tonight.

[florige]

ATRAIN is such a richer....sitting 11th row tonight.



lol, Isn't he? He probably was sitting in front of his homeboy CC. You know richers tend to hang together.

[marini martini]

ATRAIN is such a richer....sitting 11th row tonight.


lol, Isn't he? He probably was sitting in front of his homeboy CC. You know richers tend to hang together.

:lmao






:toast

[Dr. Gonzo]

ATRAIN sent me a text and said he was "within raping distance" of the Silver Dancers.

Real classy ATRAIN.

You disgust me.

[RashoFan]

Lol...that is pretty close...

[ATRAIN]

ATRAIN sent me a text and said he was "within raping distance" of the Silver Dancers.

Real classy ATRAIN.

You disgust me.

:lmao

Pee Wee would have appreciated that text.

[ATRAIN]

lol, Isn't he? He probably was sitting in front of his homeboy CC. You know richers tend to hang together.

:lmao

fuck all that noise

[Mixability]

Lol...that is pretty close...

Not if you have the right "equipment".

[mookie2001]

Johnny blaze made deadspin

nice brah. Twitter paying off

:tu

[Dr. Gonzo]

I hear ATRAIN drives a 2009 Denali with spinning rims and a Alpine sound system with 4 19' woofers inside of a gold-plated box.

[ashbeeigh]

I hear ATRAIN drives a 2009 Denali with spinning rims and a Alpine sound system with 4 19' woofers inside of a gold-plated box.

and a pop up gps "navi" system so he doesn't get lost in the ghetto. He doesn't want the chiggers to steal his rims.

[CuckingFunt]

"RuPaul's Drag Race" is seriously one of the best shows I've ever seen on television.

[I. Hustle]

So when does my quattro come in? I already paid the S&H

[florige]

"RuPaul's Drag Race" is seriously one of the best shows I've ever seen on television.



I remember seeing him on the Today show one morning after I got off and the fucker was wearing a suit. That was my first time ever not seeing him in drag. :wow

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Johnny blaze made deadspin

nice brah. Twitter paying off

:tu

At this rate, I'll be on Gawker in six months.

[Dr. Gonzo]

"RuPaul's Drag Race" is seriously one of the best shows I've ever seen on television.

I thoroughly enjoy the clips they show on The Soup. Sadly I have never seen an entire episode. I don't even know what channel it's on.

[ATRAIN]

I hear ATRAIN drives a 2009 Denali with spinning rims and a Alpine sound system with 4 19' woofers inside of a gold-plated box.

who did you hear this from?

[Dr. Gonzo]

who did you hear this from?

Your mom.

[ATRAIN]

Your mom.

I should have put money down on what you were going to say

[florige]

Your mom.


I should have put money down on what you were going to say


Either one of you assholes want to make a bet on the Ravens-Texans game this year? I predict an asswhupping for the Texans.

[ashbeeigh]

At this rate, I'll be on Gawker in six months.

Johnny_Blaze SpursTalk (Social) Media darling of...well ever.

[ashbeeigh]

Either one of you assholes want to make a bet on the Ravens-Texans game this year? I predict an asswhupping for the Texans.

You can predict as asswipping of the Texans pretty much by anyone. Not just by the Ravens.

[Dr. Gonzo]

Either one of you assholes want to make a bet on the Ravens-Texans game this year? I predict an asswhupping for the Texans.

I'm game. Let's put 5 bills down on it.

[florige]

I'm game. Let's put 5 bills down on it.



Okay. Atrain?

[ATRAIN]

Okay. Atrain?

im down as well

[Dr. Gonzo]

$500 dollas!

[ATRAIN]

$500 dollas!

you forgot the .

[Silver21_Black20]

Okay. Atrain?

You can forget about Steven's bet. I'm not losing money over the sorry Texans.

[Silver21_Black20]

you forgot the .

Not even betting $5.00. lol

[Dr. Gonzo]

That's not cool.

[Dr. Gonzo]

Your punishment is going with me to see these guys.

1ahN_xFOEyc

[Dr. Gonzo]

Get ready for Yip Yip!

SOM8qiuftH8

[ATRAIN]

You can forget about Steven's bet. I'm not losing money over the sorry Texans.


Not even betting $5.00. lol

Damn Steven your woman has you in check.

[Dr. Gonzo]

I will gladly say that she does.

[ATRAIN]

I will gladly say that she does.

Thats good, someone needs to keep you in check.



Hey flo so since Steven cant make the bet lets up it to lets say 20 bucks.

[florige]

You guys have to go to all the Spurs playoff home games now since they won Sunday. You must be a good fortune for them.

[florige]

Thats good, someone needs to keep you in check.



Hey flo so since Steven cant make the bet lets up it to lets say 20 bucks.



Yeah $20 is good.

[ATRAIN]

You guys have to go to all the Spurs playoff home games now since they won Sunday. You must be a good fortune for them.

I might be able to go to game 6 if there is one. This girl I know invited me and its in a suite. Only bad thing is I might have to take one for the team with this girl if I go. I really dont want to :lol

[ATRAIN]

Yeah $20 is good.

Deal, what week we play?

[Dr. Gonzo]

You guys have to go to all the Spurs playoff home games now since they won Sunday. You must be a good fortune for them.

Buy my tickets and I will. I'm not ab deep in money like you flo.

[Dr. Gonzo]

I might be able to go to game 6 if there is one. This girl I know invited me and its in a suite. Only bad thing is I might have to take one for the team with this girl if I go. I really dont want to :lol

Callate el hocico

[Dr. Gonzo]

ATRAIN, tell fatty to invite Sandra and I as well.

[florige]

Deal, what week we play?


Damn week 14. And it is a primetimer game too. In Houston.


Buy my tickets and I will. I'm not ab deep in money like you flo.



lol, yeah right. Atrain is the richer of the Quattro not me.

[ashbeeigh]

I might be able to go to game 6 if there is one. This girl I know invited me and its in a suite. Only bad thing is I might have to take one for the team with this girl if I go. I really dont want to :lol

I don't know what to say about this.

[ATRAIN]

ATRAIN, tell fatty to invite Sandra and I as well.

LOL man its bad enough what I might have to do for just me.

[ATRAIN]

I don't know what to say about this.

:lol

[Silver21_Black20]

LOL man its bad enough what I might have to do for just me.

What are you in high school?

[ShoogarBear]

Damn Steven your woman has you in check.

Gives a new meaning to "fear of heights".

[ShoogarBear]

LOL man its bad enough what I might have to do for just me.


What would midge and SilBlack have to do to your friend to get tickets?

[ATRAIN]

What are you in high school?

???? not sure what you mean

[ShoogarBear]

I think it means she's looking for younger men. Midge must be wearing out.

[ashbeeigh]

What are you in high school?

I asked him the same thing on Sunday night.

[Silver21_Black20]

???? not sure what you mean


I think it means she's looking for younger men. Midge must be wearing out.

A ... You make it sound like you have to bang this, if she's talking to you, ugo fat chick to go to the Spurs game. Sounds like something a guy would do in high school.

SB ... You are always on top of your "height" jokes. Good job, sir!

[ATRAIN]

A ... You make it sound like you have to bang this, if she's talking to you, ugo fat chick to go to the Spurs game. Sounds like something a guy would do in high school.

SB ... You are always on top of your "height" jokes. Good job, sir!

LOL she told me I would have to bang her if she took me. So yeah not really my fault.

[Dr. Gonzo]

LOL man its bad enough what I might have to do for just me.

So you are saying that she is lucky to bang you?

[Silver21_Black20]

LOL she told me I would have to bang her if she took me. So yeah not really my fault.

Will you have to bang her before or after the game?

[ashbeeigh]

LOL she told me I would have to bang her if she took me. So yeah not really my fault.

Not only are you a richer..you're an eliist richer. Jesus Fucking Christ.

[ATRAIN]

So you are saying that she is lucky to bang you?

Yes


Will you have to bang her before or after the game?

Not sure probably. She has already been calling me gay for not wanting to bang her lol.


Not only are you a richer..you're an eliist richer. Jesus Fucking Christ.

:rollin

[ATRAIN]

Not only are you a richer..you're an eliist richer. Jesus Fucking Christ.

Ash you act like you didnt know this already.

[Dr. Gonzo]

I call bullshit on this entire story.

[ATRAIN]

I call bullshit on this entire story.

Call what you want, I have no reason to lie.

[ashbeeigh]

Ash you act like you didnt know this already.

Every single time I hear you talk like this, though, I'm shocked. It's like "WTF?" Can someone really be like this? I mean..there comes a point where it's self confiidence and narcisism. I need to hook you up with one of our therapists (and not literally..I mean refer you to). They'll diagnose you as a narcasist.

[Dr. Gonzo]

Call what you want, I have no reason to lie.

I will believe it when you tell fatty to hook me up with tickets.

[Dr. Gonzo]

Every single time I hear you talk like this, though, I'm shocked. It's like "WTF?" Can someone really be like this? I mean..there comes a point where it's self confiidence and narcisism. I need to hook you up with one of our therapists (and not literally..I mean refer you to). They'll diagnose you as a narcasist.

ha

[ATRAIN]

Every single time I hear you talk like this, though, I'm shocked. It's like "WTF?" Can someone really be like this? I mean..there comes a point where it's self confiidence and narcisism. I need to hook you up with one of our therapists (and not literally..I mean refer you to). They'll diagnose you as a narcasist.

LOL come on ash there is a fine line between both isnt there?

[ATRAIN]

I will believe it when you tell fatty to hook me up with tickets.


I see what you are trying to do. Then again if I can get you guys in you guys can be my excuse to ditch. HOWEVER I know you would throw me to the wolves.

[ashbeeigh]

LOL come on ash there is a fine line between both isnt there?

Not to a professional. And, as an unlicensed social worker who works with crazy little kids on a daily basis I'm diagnosing ATRAIN as a naracasist.


:lol

[Dr. Gonzo]

I see what you are trying to do. Then again if I can get you guys in you guys can be my excuse to ditch. HOWEVER I know you would throw me to the wolves.

If you score us tickets we wouldn't do such a thing. We can say that you are our ride and you have to leave with us.

[CuckingFunt]

I asked him the same thing on Sunday night.

So how long have you been bangin' ATRAIN?

[ashbeeigh]

So how long have you been bangin' ATRAIN?

Not until he takes me to a Spurs game.

[Silver21_Black20]

I see what you are trying to do. Then again if I can get you guys in you guys can be my excuse to ditch. HOWEVER I know you would throw me to the wolves.

Damn right, that shit would be funny. I'd be pumping up fatty the whole game while eating the suite food. Good times!

[ashbeeigh]

That should be blue...it didn't ooze with the sarcasm I intended it to. Damnit.

[ATRAIN]

If you score us tickets we wouldn't do such a thing. We can say that you are our ride and you have to leave with us.

Well this is all a non issue anyways since we are gonna wrap that shit up tonight :lobt2:

[CuckingFunt]

That should be blue...it didn't ooze with the sarcasm I intended it to. Damnit.

Suuuuuure.

[Dr. Gonzo]

Not until he takes me to a Spurs game.

So you will bang him for Spurs tickets.

ATRAIN!!! DO IT!!

[Dr. Gonzo]

Well this is all a non issue anyways since we are gonna wrap that shit up tonight :lobt2:
This goes for any home playoff game broseph.

[ATRAIN]

Not until he takes me to a Spurs game.

Damn I need to tell flo thats all it takes.

[ATRAIN]

If you score us tickets we wouldn't do such a thing. We can say that you are our ride and you have to leave with us.


Damn right, that shit would be funny. I'd be pumping up fatty the whole game while eating the suite food. Good times!

Well Steven since your wifa pretty much said the opposite of what you said and she has you in check.........yeah doesnt sound good for me. Maybe I can take pee wee. That fucker will bang anything.

[ATRAIN]

So you will bang him for Spurs tickets.

ATRAIN!!! DO IT!!

You want me to bang ash?

[Dr. Gonzo]

You want me to bang ash?

That would be comical.

[ATRAIN]

That would be comical.

I dont know im starting to think Ash doesnt put out. I mean if Flo and his magic abs couldnt do it, I dont know anyone can. You know them white women like "brothers".

[Dr. Gonzo]

I think ashbeeigh is still in the Trainwreck category. I'm sure she has had the titties played with and a dude probably got the tip in but that's about it.

[ashbeeigh]

Flo was looking out for my best interest. That's all he said. I didn't say I wouldn't bang him. t least he's not a narcasist.

[ATRAIN]

I think ashbeeigh is still in the Trainwreck category. I'm sure she has had the titties played with and a dude probably got the tip in but that's about it.

:lmao

Everyone knows just the tip doesnt count

[ATRAIN]

Flo was looking out for my best interest. That's all he said. I didn't say I wouldn't bang him. t least he's not a narcasist.

So flo is saying he is too booku

[Silver21_Black20]

Well Steven since your wifa pretty much said the opposite of what you said and she has you in check.........yeah doesnt sound good for me. Maybe I can take pee wee. That fucker will bang anything.

If I want to go to the game, I'd buy my own tickets. Or I know people who work there that can hook me up.

[Silver21_Black20]

I think ashbeeigh is still in the Trainwreck category. I'm sure she has had the titties played with and a dude probably got the tip in but that's about it.

Aw geez ... :ihit

[CuckingFunt]

I think ashbeeigh is still in the Trainwreck category. I'm sure she has had the titties played with and a dude probably got the tip in but that's about it.

Has Trainwreck ever even had his titties played with, though?

[florige]

Aw geez ... :ihit





:lmao:lmao:lmao:rollin

[Dr. Gonzo]

Aw geez ... :ihit

What did I say? I was simply giving my opinion on ashbeeigh's sexual experience, or lack thereof.

[florige]

Not until he takes me to a Spurs game.



I'll take you to a Ravens game? Does that still count?

[ATRAIN]

Has Trainwreck ever even had his titties played with, though?

:lmao

[ATRAIN]

What did I say? I was simply giving my opinion on ashbeeigh's sexual experience, or lack thereof.

:lol

Someones in troubleeeeeeeeee


Sil is gonna kick Steven's ass when he gets home.

[florige]

:lol

Someones in troubleeeeeeeeee


Sil is gonna kick Steven's ass when he gets home.



Hey Atrain you owe that dude a Spurs game man! :lmao

[Silver21_Black20]

What did I say? I was simply giving my opinion on ashbeeigh's sexual experience, or lack thereof.


:lol

Someones in troubleeeeeeeeee


Sil is gonna kick Steven's ass when he gets home.

The "dude probably got the tip in" part was pretty gross and a bit much.

[Dr. Gonzo]

The "dude probably got the tip in" part was pretty gross and a bit much.

Yet probably extremely accurate.

[florige]

Hey Ash do you have nice soft hands?

[Dr. Gonzo]

Hey Ash do you have nice soft hands?

:lmao

That just sounds creepy.

[PakiDan]

Hey Ash do you have nice soft hands?

Ash has nice soft everything.

[florige]

:lmao

That just sounds creepy.




:lol That is rated G compared to some of the XXX stuff you've asked her before.

[Dr. Gonzo]

:lol That is rated G compared to some of the XXX stuff you've asked her before.

Yeah but my questions were in jest. Yours was completely serious.

[florige]

Yeah but my questions were in jest. Yours was completely serious.



Yeah I guess you are right. lol Well Ash?

[mookie2001]

Whatever happened to trainwreck did he burn out or fade away?

[ashbeeigh]

Yeah I guess you are right. lol Well Ash?

:eyebrows

[marini martini]

:dizzy
Every single time I hear you talk like this, though, I'm shocked. It's like "WTF?" Can someone really be like this? I mean..there comes a point where it's self confiidence and narcisism. I need to hook you up with one of our therapists (and not literally..I mean refer you to). They'll diagnose you as a narcasist.


Not to a professional. And, as an unlicensed social worker who works with crazy little kids on a daily basis I'm diagnosing ATRAIN as a naracasist.


:lol


Flo was looking out for my best interest. That's all he said. I didn't say I wouldn't bang him. t least he's not a narcasist.


WTF??? Am I the only one getting this??? What the fuck is a narcasist??? Sounds like an assistant narc to me???:dizzy

[ashbeeigh]

:dizzy


WTF??? Am I the only one getting this??? What the fuck is a narcasist??? Sounds like an assistant narc to me???:dizzy

I never said I would win a spelling bee...you know I spelled it wrong....the right way to spell it is narcissist

[marini martini]

I never said I would win a spelling bee...you know I spelled it wrong....the right way to spell it is narcissist

But I know you better than that. You're a stickler for "spell check/punctuation".

Is it a code word???:lmao

[I. Hustle]

I would let Ash let me jizz all over her chest if we win this game.

[ashbeeigh]

I would let Ash let me jizz all over her chest if we win this game.

Oh darn.

[The Reckoning]

late night listening

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Ufn_pUVzZBg

[ATRAIN]

But I know you better than that. You're a stickler for "spell check/punctuation".

Is it a code word???:lmao

You tell her MIL

[ATRAIN]

ok so girl said I can take 1 friend if I take one for the team, so who am I gonna take Steven or Sandra?

[Dr. Gonzo]

ok so girl said I can take 1 friend if I take one for the team, so who am I gonna take Steven or Sandra?

No brainer.

What time are we going?

[ATRAIN]

No brainer.

What time are we going?

Ok well what if this chick wants us to tag team her, she is a freak like that. You willing to take one for the team?

[Dr. Gonzo]

Ok well what if this chick wants us to tag team her, she is a freak like that. You willing to take one for the team?

That's not even an option broseph. You know that. Plus I was messing around about going with you. Sandra and I are a pair. I wouldn't go without her.

[ATRAIN]

That's not even an option broseph. You know that. Plus I was messing around about going with you. Sandra and I are a pair. I wouldn't go without her.

Yeah I know I was testing you, plus I was messing around too, I havent talked to that whore yet. She will prob text or call me tonight if she can get me in. Ill ask im only gonna go if I can take 2 friends.

[florige]

ok so girl said I can take 1 friend if I take one for the team, so who am I gonna take Steven or Sandra?




What about Mel?

[florige]

Yeah I know I was testing you, plus I was messing around too, I havent talked to that whore yet. She will prob text or call me tonight if she can get me in. Ill ask im only gonna go if I can take 2 friends.



Do you think she would pay for my airfare if I wanted to go man?

[Dr. Gonzo]

Do you think she would pay for my airfare if I wanted to go man?

I can't imagine the vile shit he would have to do for that.

What does this chick look like? I'm curious now.

[ATRAIN]

Do you think she would pay for my airfare if I wanted to go man?

lmao fuck Id hate to see what she expected out for me for her to do that. She would prob want me to marry her for that. Sorry Flo but that aint happening.

[ATRAIN]

I can't imagine the vile shit he would have to do for that.

What does this chick look like? I'm curious now.

Well she isnt half as bad as Pandaspur :lmao

[Dr. Gonzo]

Well she isnt half as bad as Pandaspur :lmao

Come on, that doesn't say much. This lady isn't half as bad as Pandaspur.

http://firealyellon.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/111007_ugly_woman_shirt.jpg

[Dr. Gonzo]

But seriously, post pics.

[florige]

I can't imagine the vile shit he would have to do for that.

What does this chick look like? I'm curious now.


lmao fuck Id hate to see what she expected out for me for her to do that. She would prob want me to marry her for that. Sorry Flo but that aint happening.



I'm thinking she would want Atrain to inpregnate her to be honest.

[ATRAIN]

Come on, that doesn't say much. This lady isn't half as bad as Pandaspur.

http://firealyellon.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/111007_ugly_woman_shirt.jpg

:lmao


I dont have any pics, nor do I want any.

[ATRAIN]

I'm thinking she would want Atrain to inpregnate her to be honest.

LMAO yeah man if I did take one for the team I would have to fake the orgasm so she wouldnt get the condom with my man juices and try to use it.

[Dr. Gonzo]

:lmao


I dont have any pics, nor do I want any.


You lie man. She has to be on your facebook or myspaces or some shit.

[ATRAIN]

You lie man. She has to be on your facebook or myspaces or some shit.

She was on my facebook but I deleted her. She was semi stalking me. She called me gay cause I wouldnt fuck her lol. I said yes im gay thats why i wont bang you and she said "YOU FUCKING LIAR"

[florige]

She was on my facebook but I deleted her. She was semi stalking me. She called me gay cause I wouldnt fuck her lol. I said yes im gay thats why i wont bang you and she said "YOU FUCKING LIAR"



Does she have season passes with these kickass seats?

[ATRAIN]

Does she have season passes with these kickass seats?

No these seats would be in a suite. Not sure how she has the hookup.

[Silver21_Black20]

Well she isnt half as bad as Pandaspur :lmao

I don't know. She'd have to be a pretty gross looking chick to give you basketball tickets in return for banging you. Just sayin'.

[Silver21_Black20]

No these seats would be in a suite. Not sure how she has the hookup.

Suites at the at&t center are company leased, so either she works for the company or someone she knows works for the company.

[ashbeeigh]

when I logged into Gmail my sponsored ad was "gillette razors." I think it has to do with me bookmarking the quattro.

[Tits McGee]

I don't know. She'd have to be a pretty gross looking chick to give you basketball tickets in return for banging you. Just sayin'.

Maybe she just fancies a lard-ass with dirty teeth
http://img238.imagevenue.com/loc528/th_12006_atrain_122_528lo.jpg

[Dr. Gonzo]

ha

[mrsmaalox]

Is that really ATRAIN?

[Dr. Gonzo]

hahahahaha

[Melmart1]

So Adrian switched from MySpace hos to Facebook hos. They are a higher class of hos.

[ATRAIN]

Its funny when you look at the dir of that "user" and there are nothing but nudies and pictures of girls. Pretty pathetic if you ask me but im honored to have a stalker.

[ATRAIN]

So Adrian switched from MySpace hos to Facebook hos. They are a higher class of hos.

Is Twitter even higher?

[ATRAIN]

http://img238.imagevenue.com/loc528

Loc528 does a lot of masturbating its obvious

[IronMexican]

You guys ever meet a grandma under the age of 30?

[ATRAIN]

You guys ever meet a grandma under the age of 30?

Is that even possible?

[IronMexican]

Is that even possible?

Yeah, it is. It's hilarious. I just don't laugh in front of the grandma.

[ATRAIN]

Yeah, it is. It's hilarious. I just don't laugh in front of the grandma.

Fuck how old was she when she had her kid and how old is her kid that had the baby?

[IronMexican]

She was 15 and her daughter was 14. The good news is, her daughter had a daughter. Time to keep the tradition.

[IronMexican]

And ATRAIN is fatter than I imagined.

[ATRAIN]

She was 15 and her daughter was 14. The good news is, her daughter had a daughter. Time to keep the tradition.

She must be hispanic

[jman3000]

damn. she could be a great grandma before she hits 50. spiffy.

[CuckingFunt]

When I was in property management we had a tenant who was a great-grandmother by 45. She, her daughter, and her granddaughter all had kids at 15 years old. All girls, too, so she may end up a double great by 60.

[ATRAIN]

damn. she could be a great grandma before she hits 50. spiffy.

Yo J you getting reach?

[ATRAIN]

When I was in property management we had a tenant who was a great-grandmother by 45. She, her daughter, and her granddaughter all had kids at 15 years old. All girls, too, so she may end up a double great by 60.

wow thats fucked up

[CuckingFunt]

wow thats fucked up

They all seemed remarkably well adjusted and self-sufficient, but... yeah. You'd think somewhere along the line birth control would become part of the motherly advice being handed down.

[jman3000]

Yo J you getting reach?

most likely. it's probably the only halo game that's come out which i've been somewhat looking forward to. the armor power ups looks pretty bad ass.

[Dr. Gonzo]

I watched part of Slammin' Salmon yesterday. I was saddened by how terrible it was. Broken Lizard hit on 2 movies but miserably failed with Club Dread and this one.

[mookie2001]

Imon dress my bebe fly, gucci, nike, versache, south pole

[Cant_Be_Faded]

I watched part of Slammin' Salmon yesterday. I was saddened by how terrible it was. Broken Lizard hit on 2 movies but miserably failed with Club Dread and this one.

I finally saw Beerfest like a month ago

Even edited on Comedy Central it's fucking hilarious. The fat guy's name is Landfill. ROFLROFL.

So Club Dread and their latest suck cock?

At least they're still batting .500

[Dr. Gonzo]

The latest one was terrible. I didn't get a single laugh out of it during the first 30 minutes or so. I might give it another try but I couldn't stomach it.

[florige]

:eyebrows

Hey Ash I got a sure way you can lose weight if you are interested.

[Dr. Gonzo]

haha

[TDMVPDPOY]

fkn heartbroken :( wtf do girls play mind games and take you for a ride with ur emotions and to finally realise ur the third wheel or backup plan as shes already seeing someone else....played like a fool, fools rushed in.

i wont be drinkn up to get her out my mind since i have weddings coming up, gotto save the liver for that shit

[Dr. Gonzo]

That's life. Shit happens.

[RashoFan]

when did the latest Broken Lizard movie come out?

[Dr. Gonzo]

It went straight to DVD. It didn't come out too long ago.

[Dr. Gonzo]

http://cdn-www.i-am-bored.com/media/spockspookstar.jpg

[ashbeeigh]

The word bimonthly is mind boggling. It can mean twice a month or every other month. My goodness.

[CuckingFunt]

Twice a month is semi-monthly, isn't it?

[ashbeeigh]

Twice a month is semi-monthly, isn't it?

I checked on dictionary.com and oxford.com (or askxoford something snazzy like that) and they said it can be used both ways. It's perferable to use semi monthly or twice a month...but bimonthly can mean twice a week too.

I've been using it in service plans for the past month and it just clicked that it could mean every other month instead of every other week....I think it's one of those horrible contextual words.

[CuckingFunt]

but bimonthly can mean twice a week too.

Now they're just making shit up for no good reason.

[Dr. Gonzo]

Bi-Mon-Sci-Fi-Con!!

[Kori Ellis]

I checked on dictionary.com and oxford.com (or askxoford something snazzy like that) and they said it can be used both ways. It's perferable to use semi monthly or twice a month...but bimonthly can mean twice a week too.

I've been using it in service plans for the past month and it just clicked that it could mean every other month instead of every other week....I think it's one of those horrible contextual words.

Bimonthly is definitely every other month, and semimonthly is twice a month. Bimonthly might have an uncommon usage meaning twice a month, but if you have been using bimonthly in service plans to mean that...you are probably confusing the hell out of people :lol

[Melmart1]

May the Fourth be with you!

[ashbeeigh]

Bimonthly is definitely every other month, and semimonthly is twice a month. Bimonthly might have an uncommon usage meaning twice a month, but if you have been using bimonthly in service plans to mean that...you are probably confusing the hell out of people :lol

That's what I was thinking. What I'm afraid of is that my boss will continue to crrect it for me and I will continue to use it in a "semi-monthly" context. Not everyone can be as cool as you to tell me that I'm just an idiot. :lol

But seriously...





bi·month·ly
   /baɪˈmʌnθli/ Show Spelled Show IPA adjective, noun, plural -lies, adverb
–adjective
1.
occurring every two months.
2.
[B]occurring twice a month; semimonthly.





http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/bimonthly

I'm not lying! :lmao

[ashbeeigh]

And PS Kim Kardashian's workout video is a piece of crap.

[florige]

And PS Kim Kardashian's workout video is a piece of crap.



What does it entail? How she woke up in the morning and went to the plastic surgeon?

[ashbeeigh]

What does it entail? How she woke up in the morning and went to the plastic surgeon?

Kim?? Serious? Plastic surgery? I don't think so.

It's her bitching about how her thighs hurt after doing 10-15 lunges.

[I. Hustle]

I thought bimonthly was the magazine that Atrain subscribes to.

[ashbeeigh]

I thought bimonthly was the magazine that Atrain subscribes to.

Oh dang.

[florige]

Kim?? Serious? Plastic surgery? I don't think so.

It's her bitching about how her thighs hurt after doing 10-15 lunges.



Idk? I just read all the rumors that she has had tons of plastic surgery. Lunges are pretty damn hard though especially if you don't do them often.

[florige]

My iPod sync in my car isn't reading my iPod....:bang

[marini martini]

You can't lunge stretched tight skin.

[I. Hustle]

I'd like to lunge my face into her bewbs

[ashbeeigh]

Idk? I just read all the rumors that she has had tons of plastic surgery. Lunges are pretty damn hard though especially if you don't do them often.

Shows how much I know. I haven't heard anything about Kardashian surgery...and I watch their show like crazy.


I'd like to lunge my face into her bewbs

I bet you would, you and every other man in the world.

[RashoFan]

So, I rent The Slammin Salmon last night. I give it alright rating and the BF liked it. Good thing we are not "professional"movie critics....

[Silver21_Black20]

Idk? I just read all the rumors that she has had tons of plastic surgery. Lunges are pretty damn hard though especially if you don't do them often.

I think she's definitely gotten some work done on her face. Like a face lift or something cause she looks pulled back. Don't know why if it's true cause she is a very pretty girl.

[mookie2001]

End of third q


Worst Manu game ever. I've seen all the bad ones but this one is appaling so far

this man is playing like boiling mung!

[IronMexican]

2-0


Series over.

[ashbeeigh]

End of third q


Worst Manu game ever. I've seen all the bad ones but this one is appaling so far

this man is playing like boiling mung!

Trade Manu! He's shit! I want Kobe! :rolleyes

[mookie2001]

Really stunk it up with a foul smelling odor


Sad game, I mean we all know bonner could never play well in the playoffs, ever. Could not even make one shot

but then add Manu to that mung list. You can't be on tha list three playoffs in a row

YJKDTLT


Change the subject, Pink Floyd is not better than zeppelin, sorrrry señor

[florige]

I think she's definitely gotten some work done on her face. Like a face lift or something cause she looks pulled back. Don't know why if it's true cause she is a very pretty girl.


I know. I think she is gorgeous. And the thing with her I love is she looks hotter without makeup imo.

[ashbeeigh]

NHozn0YXAeE

Yes. Today is Hanson Day.

[IronMexican]

Change the subject, Pink Floyd is not better than zeppelin, sorrrry señor

I think there was a thread on that, brah. No sure.


And it's all opinion on that, anyways.

[florige]

NHozn0YXAeE

Yes. Today is Hanson Day.



Hanson Day? :lol

[Dr. Gonzo]

Don't knock Hanson. They are talented musicians.

[ShoogarBear]

As talented as Timberlake?

[ashbeeigh]

As talented as Timberlake?

More.

[Dr. Gonzo]

As talented as Timberlake?

Nobody is more talented than Mr. Timberlake.

[Silver21_Black20]

More.

Fuck that noise!