Free Quattro Razor (21)

[H.A.L.]

This is a continuation thread, the old thread is 128558

[Slomo]

is this thing on?

[jaffies]

Slomo, I have more HDTV related questions for you.
This one concerns an external QAM tuner for a plasma monitor.
I'll PM ... maybe...


P.S. I didn't know you were H.A.L.

[Summers]

is this thing on?

Bueller? Bueller?

[ShoogarBear]

How the hell did I get $18440 in ST cash?


Turning a lot of ST tricks?

[ashbeeigh]

oh dang.

[PakiDan]

And now this thread is officially a continuation thread... ash posted.

[z0sa]

cool i'm on the first page.

so i quit smoking weed and its been over a week. this was the first weekend where I actually didn't smoke at all for about 3 years.

[Silver21_Black20]

Turning a lot of ST tricks?

You pay well, SB.

[jman3000]

ouch... admitting to the whoreishness.

[Trainwreck2100]

she's a v-whore omg

[jman3000]

vagina whore?

[jman3000]

v-bookie... ahhh... should have let your post sink in before typing.

[Trainwreck2100]

a tad slow on the uptake i see, that's not like ash at all

[CuckingFunt]

The last Quattro actually split a lot faster than I thought it would.

[ashbeeigh]

vagina whore?

lmao. wow.

[mardigan]

cool i'm on the first page.

so i quit smoking weed and its been over a week. this was the first weekend where I actually didn't smoke at all for about 3 years.

That sucks.
But more power to ya.

[ShoogarBear]

The last Quattro actually split a lot faster than I thought it would.

There is a punch line for this, but I got nuttin at the moment.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

Just got home from Indy. Cool little city.

Went to the Moto GP race and I have to say, those biker chicas sure do like to have fun.

Need more bleach, though. And another liver.

[JudynTX]

Ugh

[mrsmaalox]

Hiya!

[JudynTX]

I'm running low on motivation this morning, got any? :D

[mrsmaalox]

None here. My motivation ran out the second I set foot into this airport and proceeded to wait :(

[JudynTX]

None here. My motivation ran out the second I set foot into this airport and proceeded to wait :(

New Mexico right?

[mrsmaalox]

New Mexico right?

Yep. Weekend was really great, but I just hate waiting and I hate airports---so this is a double whammy!!

[I. Hustle]

big deal

[jman3000]

Looks like somebody has a case of the Monday's.

[JudynTX]

I wonder if I Hustle wants to burn this place down?

[mrsmaalox]

I just saw Amare Stoudemire here. Wonder why he's in Albuquerque?

[ashbeeigh]

I just saw Amare Stoudemire here. Wonder why he's in Albuquerque?

The Lonely Island is filming MacGrubber there. I think you should stalk the director for me. He's a babe and a half.

[JudynTX]

Dang, I didn't know Mark Sanchez from the Jets is pretty damn cute. :)

[mrsmaalox]

The Lonely Island is filming MacGrubber there. I think you should stalk the director for me. He's a babe and a half.

Cool. Who else is in it? He was with a couple of guys that looked familiar but I didn't know. I only got one sucky pic of him---coming out of the bathroom :lol

[ashbeeigh]

Cool. Who else is in it? He was with a couple of guys that looked familiar but I didn't know. I only got one sucky pic of him---coming out of the bathroom :lol

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1470023/

Lots of good people. If you saw Ryan Phillipe I would pay you a million vbookies to take a picture of him. And a billion if Andy was there. But, I don't think Andy would be there, he's not listed as anything on IMDB. But, that doesn't mean he's not there.

[I. Hustle]

I wonder if I Hustle wants to burn this place down?

?


Have y'all read the shit that's going down in Georgia? Freakin naked dudes highjacking school buses Whole families getting beat to death in trailer parks. Shiit

[marini martini]

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Have y'all read the shit that's going down in Georgia? Freakin naked dudes highjacking school buses Whole families getting beat to death in trailer parks. Shiit

3 - 2 - 1............................

Wonder who will start a thread any minute!!! :rolleyes

Hustle or PS!!!:lol

[I. Hustle]

3 - 2 - 1............................

Wonder who will start a thread any minute!!! :rolleyes

Hustle or PS!!!:lol

Nah I already dropped what I was going to drop. No thread here

[JudynTX]

3 - 2 - 1............................

Wonder who will start a thread any minute!!! :rolleyes

Hustle or PS!!!:lol

Hey lady!!!!!! :toast

[manufan10]

What is this thread about?

[marini martini]

Nah I already dropped what I was going to drop. No thread here

I just read about the trailer park, but couldn't find the story about the nekid school bus hijackers.:wow


Hey lady!!!!!! :toast

Hey..........hope things are a little calmer for ya today!!!:hat

[I. Hustle]

I just read about the trailer park, but couldn't find the story about the nekid school bus hijackers.:wow





It was just one dude. It's on CNN.com in the crime section. I always read the crime section

[ATRAIN]

What is this thread about?

lately its been about sucking ass cause of the skirts

[JudynTX]

Viva, your inbox is full. :D

[I. Hustle]

PS your inbox hasn't been filled in a while.

[ATRAIN]

PS your inbox hasn't been filled in a while.

cause she is a prude

[JudynTX]

cause she is a prude

Have you caught up on Weeds yet? :rolleyes

[ATRAIN]

Have you caught up on Weeds yet? :rolleyes

Nope and Im trying to watch Sons of Anarchy before the new season

[CuckingFunt]

nk2wViKSh_M

[mrsmaalox]

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Have y'all read the shit that's going down in Georgia? Freakin naked dudes highjacking school buses Whole families getting beat to death in trailer parks. Shiit

That sucks. Makes gorgeous Georgia look bad.

[to21]

Free Quattro Razor (21)

21 is my lucky #....

[Trainwreck2100]

http://i692.photobucket.com/albums/vv290/Action_bastard/newton_and_leibniz.png

[ShoogarBear]

I think it's pretty amazing that two guys came up with it separate in the space of a few years.

And telling that joke in a bar is guaranteed to get to get you laid, TW. :tu

[ashbeeigh]

The office director next door is the biggest bitch ever. Their Regional Director is in town to just check up on them...OD introduces her to all her staff...we work for the same company, just in separate areas(she has no power over me)...and I'm all by myself and she just blows me off and doesn't bother to bring her over to me to introduce RD to me. Just to be polite. I would have taken her to everyone in the office and said, "Hey this is RD she's here for a couple days..."

Would it be rude to go introduce myself to her..."hey I do ____ for the same company" and then under my breath say "your OD so rudely neglected to introduce me." Then go back to my business?

[I. Hustle]

Nah... noone cares about you.

[I. Hustle]

Just kidding don't cut yourself.

[marini martini]

Or scratch your face up

[ORION]

Just kidding don't cut yourself.

It is so funny when someone cuts themselves up for attention.

[I. Hustle]

http://www.pacificnet.net/~joelinux/emo/PleaseEmos.jpg

[angel_luv]

Me thinks that the Quattro now is like Bewitched once the sitcom got a new Darrin. It's good but not so classic as it once was. I miss the original cast. :(

[I. Hustle]

Are you calling me the new Darren? Damn get a little penis in you and you are all kinds of brave.

[mrsmaalox]

Are you calling me the new Darren? Damn get a little penis in you and you are all kinds of brave.

How does I.Hustle know it's little?

[I. Hustle]

How does I.Hustle know it's little?

They let me watch

[CuckingFunt]

They let me watch

Why would you even want to?

[JudynTX]

Me thinks that the Quattro now is like Bewitched once the sitcom got a new Darrin. It's good but not so classic as it once was. I miss the original cast. :(

It's missing the original cast huh? Interesting

Kind of like a Mafia? :lol

[I. Hustle]

Why would you even want to?

It's like a quirky sitcom.

Where do I put this?
Can it go deeper?
That's not the right hole!
Where do I rest my elbows?

[ashbeeigh]

Just kidding don't cut yourself.

I want to punch her i the face. I don't want to do anything to myself. Even my old boss called her a loud mouth bitch when she got in the office today. It was fabulous. She's never said anything mean about anyone to me.

[mrsmaalox]

It's missing the original cast huh? Interesting

Kind of like a Mafia? :lol

Yea it is interesting. I guess there just isn't enough use of the word "cunt" to keep it classic.

[angel_luv]

I find it humorous when truly unreasonable/ rude customers threaten that my company is about to forever lose their business.

It is all I can do sometimes to not say with a huge grin:
" Really? You promise? Don't tease me now!"

Why people think my corporate office should/ would overlook my breaking firmly established, fraud preventing policy in order to satisfy a single unruly customer is beyond me.
I am not going to risk my job for anyone- least of all patronizing punks.

[angel_luv]

Yea it is interesting. I guess there just isn't enough use of the word "cunt" to keep it classic.

There was one or two of the early quattros that contained only the occasional vulgarity and were very clever and very funny. They were threads that I felt I would be missing out in not reading.

These newer quattros- not so much.

The quattro has become like one of those average television shows that you can start watching at any point of the season and know exactly where the plot has been and precisely where it is going.
It's only outrageous in a Desparate Housewives way.

I give it two rolled eyes.

[I. Hustle]

:lol


Someone's been liberated

[angel_luv]

So how are you guys? :)

[ashbeeigh]

:lol


Someone's been liberated

I concur. Getting laid will do that to you.

[Silver21_Black20]

There was one or two of the early quattros that contained only the occasional vulgarity and were very clever and very funny. They were threads that I felt I would be missing out in not reading.

These newer quattros- not so much.

The quattro has become like one of those average television shows that you can start watching at any point of the season and know exactly where the plot has been and precisely where it is going.
It's only outrageous in a Desparate Housewives way.

I give it two rolled eyes.

Well said.

[Spur-Addict]

I find it annoying when people answer questions with questions.

[JudynTX]

Yea, so how about those Spurs?

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I find it annoying when people answer questions with questions.
steer clear of chumpdumper

[Spur-Addict]

Yea, so how about those Spurs?

A few promising moves, yes. But we'll see what pans out in the next couple of months. I'm a little impatient right now.


steer clear of chumpdumper

As long as he answers my question first, I don't care what he responds with after the fact.

[JudynTX]

A few promising moves, yes. But we'll see what pans out in the next couple of months. I'm a little impatient right now.

How many games a year do you attend?

[Viva Las Espuelas]

As long as he answers my question first, I don't care what he responds with after the fact.

yeah. good luck with that.

[Spur-Addict]

How many games a year do you attend?

Zero. Although, I will be present at a game this year (uncertain in regards to which one as of now). Everytime I think about it, I get a jolt of energy.


yeah. good luck with that.

:lol

[florige]

So how are you guys? :)

I am really surprised that you read those threads being as though how vulgar they were.

[ShoogarBear]

Me thinks that the Quattro now is like Bewitched once the sitcom got a new Darrin. It's good but not so classic as it once was. I miss the original cast. :(


Are you calling me the new Darren? Damn get a little penis in you and you are all kinds of brave.

The original Darrin was Dick York and Darrin 2 was Dick Sargent.

Given that you had that ammunition to work with, your reply gets a D-minus.

[Trainwreck2100]

I think it's pretty amazing that two guys came up with it separate in the space of a few years.

And telling that joke in a bar is guaranteed to get to get you laid, TW. :tu

shoog that was only half of the joke, the second half is him putting on the sunglasses

http://i692.photobucket.com/albums/vv290/Action_bastard/newton_and_leibniz.png

[angel_luv]

I am really surprised that you read those threads being as though how vulgar they were.

I usually check in and then quit reading because it has gotten to racy for my taste.

I posted a lot more in the older quattros I refereced earlier.

I keep checking back because I never lose hope for the quattro returning to its former greatness.

[ashbeeigh]

fuck. nevermind. I can't say it without it bouncing back to me. I'm rubber and you're glue.

[ShoogarBear]

shoog that was only half of the joke, the second half is him putting on the sunglasses

Oh, yeah, that's the part that will get you laid.

Um, actually the joke is technically wrong, because Newton emphasized the derivative approach and Leibniz started with integrals. :nerd

[ashbeeigh]

I did not get that joke. But I didn't go any further then Algebra 2....and got a C in anything related to stats...

[Viva Las Espuelas]

wow ash. could you get the camera any closer to your face?

[Trainwreck2100]

Oh, yeah, that's the part that will get you laid.

Um, actually the joke is technically wrong, because Newton emphasized the derivative approach and Leibniz started with integrals. :nerd

do you not watch csi miami?

[I. Hustle]

The original Darrin was Dick York and Darrin 2 was Dick Sargent.

Given that you had that ammunition to work with, your reply gets a D-minus.

I accept that. I could have thrown 2 Dicks at her and I didn't.

[ashbeeigh]

wow ash. could you get the camera any closer to your face?

Oh yeah. A lot closer.

http://www.ihasaids.com/upload/data/1250654771.gif


only my nose is prettier then that.

[mrsmaalox]

I usually check in and then quit reading because it has gotten to racy for my taste.

I posted a lot more in the older quattros I refereced earlier.

I keep checking back because I never lose hope for the quattro returning to its former greatness.

I must be confused. The Quattro isn't that racy recently. Wasn't it was much, much worse a couple of summers back? I assumed that Angel was referring to the days of the original Quattro thread.

[angel_luv]

I must be confused. The Quattro isn't that racy recently. Wasn't it was much, much worse a couple of summers back? I assumed that Angel was referring to the days of the original Quattro thread.

I was just giving you all a hard time. You are all good people. :)

[ashbeeigh]

That nose pic is disgusting. Why did I post it?

[mrsmaalox]

I was just giving you all a hard time. You are all good people. :)

Yes we are :toast I wasn't taking anything you said personally, Angel. I was just confused about the vulgarity timeline ;)

[CuckingFunt]

There was one or two of the early quattros that contained only the occasional vulgarity and were very clever and very funny. They were threads that I felt I would be missing out in not reading.

These newer quattros- not so much.

The quattro has become like one of those average television shows that you can start watching at any point of the season and know exactly where the plot has been and precisely where it is going.
It's only outrageous in a Desparate Housewives way.

I give it two rolled eyes.


Well said.

Agreed.

As much as I love it, the word "cunt" is only funny or entertaining within a funny or entertaining context.

[Silver21_Black20]

I must be confused. The Quattro isn't that racy recently. Wasn't it was much, much worse a couple of summers back? I assumed that Angel was referring to the days of the original Quattro thread.

Yea, the original Quattro had funny people in it like ...

TheTruth
The Victoria Boys
atlfan
batman (before he got shot. lol)
TOP-CHERRY
katy
midgetonadonkey
Trainwreck .. .etc

Way before the ATRAIN's and ashbeeigh's.

[mrsmaalox]

Yea, the original Quattro had funny people in it like ...

TheTruth
The Victoria Boys
atlfan
batman (before he got shot. lol)
TOP-CHERRY
katy
midgetonadonkey
Trainwreck .. .etc

Way before the ATRAIN's and ashbeeigh's.

So Trainwreck used to be funny? :wow




:lol

[CuckingFunt]

atlfan
TOP-CHERRY
katy

:depressed

They are missed.

[Dr. Gonzo]

I miss Horry_For_3!

[I. Hustle]

I miss them all too.

[Trainwreck2100]

I miss Horry_For_3!

:lmao the man ass

[Dr. Gonzo]

I love how he swore "she" was hot.

[Dr. Gonzo]

http://www.e-imagesite.com/Files2/11593509.2.gif

[Viva Las Espuelas]

http://www.e-imagesite.com/Files2/11593509.2.gif
poor cow

[Trainwreck2100]

poor cow

that heffer had some issues

[mrsmaalox]

poor cow

Yes, she took quite a fall.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Yes, she took quite a fall.
:tu

[CuckingFunt]

poor cow

Which one?

[Spur-Addict]

Which one?

My thoughts exactly.

[Trainwreck2100]

http://img10.imageshack.us/img10/4538/philosoraptorifmoneydoe.jpg

[ShoogarBear]

Agreed.

Oh, great. The wimmen are cycling together.

[ShoogarBear]

do you not watch csi miami?

Nope. Neither did Newton.

[JudynTX]

Happy Birthday Viva!!!!! :toast

[manufan10]

Happy Birthday Viva!!!!! :toast

[ashbeeigh]

There's a stray boxer across the street....SB, Steven...do you want him? He's a sweetheart. He doesn't like bananas. And I bet he doesn't like slip and slides.

[mrsmaalox]

Hey Viva!!

http://img169.imagevenue.com/loc699/th_88349_flashercake_123_699lo.jpg (http://img169.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=88349_flashercake_123_699lo.jpg)

[JudynTX]

^^ I'll take a slice of that.

[Dr. Gonzo]

There's a stray boxer across the street....SB, Steven...do you want him? He's a sweetheart. He doesn't like bananas. And I bet he doesn't like slip and slides.

Delete this post now woman!!

[ashbeeigh]

Delete this post now woman!!

So this is a yes from her and a no from you? :lol

[Dr. Gonzo]

So this is a yes from her and a no from you? :lol

Quit playing and delete the post.

[Trainwreck2100]

Nope. Neither did Newton.

_sarYH0z948

http://i692.photobucket.com/albums/vv290/Action_bastard/newton_and_leibniz.png

[ashbeeigh]

Quit playing and delete the post.

Not anymore. Now that I know it makes you upset.

[ashbeeigh]

I already e-mailed the Boxer Rescue people to see what I would need to do to take him to them.

Fingers crossed the gangsters at the house that he's hanging out at haven't decided to keep him...because I don't want to get shot if they say they'll take him and we go over there and they say "hey what the fuck are you doing with my new dog?"

[mrsmaalox]

I already e-mailed the Boxer Rescue people to see what I would need to do to take him to them.

Fingers crossed the gangsters at the house that he's hanging out at haven't decided to keep him...because I don't want to get shot if they say they'll take him and we go over there and they say "hey what the fuck are you doing with my new dog?"

So why didn't you ask if it was their dog before you called the rescue group?

[marini martini]

So why didn't you ask if it was their dog before you called the rescue group?


Passive aggressive?

:lol

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Happy Birthday Viva!!!!! :toast
thanks.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Hey Viva!!

http://img169.imagevenue.com/loc699/th_88349_flashercake_123_699lo.jpg (http://img169.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=88349_flashercake_123_699lo.jpg)


:lol

[ashbeeigh]

So why didn't you ask if it was their dog before you called the rescue group?

Because they're never home. And if it was their dog I would think they would have added the chain the other dog has.

[Silver21_Black20]

There's a stray boxer across the street....SB, Steven...do you want him? He's a sweetheart. He doesn't like bananas. And I bet he doesn't like slip and slides.

Yes, bring him to me!!!

[ashbeeigh]

Yes, bring him to me!!!

If the Boxer rescue people call me you can come with me to drop him off, deal?


Actually...that may be the worst plan ever. You'll end up bringing him and all the ones they have up for adoption home. :)

[PakiDan]

Ash, I want to punch you in the face for that nose gif. I almost threw up on my desk.

[ashbeeigh]

Ash, I want to punch you in the face for that nose gif. I almost threw up on my desk.

Awesome.

[Dr. Gonzo]

Awesome.

Don't take credit for my post.

And we aren't taking the dog unless you answer whether or not you have a 70s bush. And you have to be honest.

[Silver21_Black20]

If the Boxer rescue people call me you can come with me to drop him off, deal?


Actually...that may be the worst plan ever. You'll end up bringing him and all the ones they have up for adoption home. :)

Ok!

[ashbeeigh]

Don't take credit for my post.

And we aren't taking the dog unless you answer whether or not you have a 70s bush. And you have to be honest.

I didn't take credit for it. I just said it was good.

[to21]

Hey Viva!!

http://img169.imagevenue.com/loc699/th_88349_flashercake_123_699lo.jpg (http://img169.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=88349_flashercake_123_699lo.jpg)I knew maalox was a red head.

[PakiDan]

Don't take credit for my post.

And we aren't taking the dog unless you answer whether or not you have a 70s bush. And you have to be honest.

Oh, now I want to know too! 70's bush??

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Ash, I want to punch you in the face for that nose gif. I almost threw up on my desk.

this one?



http://www.ihasaids.com/upload/data/1250654771.gif

[Silver21_Black20]

Answer the question, ash! I want that dog.

[to21]

Yeah she's gotta thick one.

[Dr. Gonzo]

Without a doubt. I'm thinking a big scraggly bush that starts on the inner thighs and ends right below the belly button.

[mrsmaalox]

Without a doubt. I'm thinking a big scraggly bush that starts on the inner thighs and ends right below the belly button.

Oh no! :lol

[PakiDan]

Without a doubt. I'm thinking a big scraggly bush that starts on the inner thighs and ends right below the belly button.

Ooohhhh that smell! Can you smell that smell!?

[ashbeeigh]

Answer the question, ash! I want that dog.

I'll tell you where he is and you can come by and get him. Then I don't have to answer any questions.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

ash's privates resemble willie nelson back in the 70's

[Silver21_Black20]

I'll tell you where he is and you can come by and get him. Then I don't have to answer any questions.

Well ...

[Summers]

Ooohhhh that smell! Can you smell that smell!?

(gag)

[Silver21_Black20]

Well ...

[ashbeeigh]

It's the only building where you'll find a white girl in it on Zarzamora. :)

[Silver21_Black20]

I thought you were going to take him home with you. I would have picked him up from your house.

[ashbeeigh]

I thought you were going to take him home with you. I would have picked him up from your house.

If you seriously want him I can take him over to you tomorrow? We'll have to clean the dog smell out of my rental car though.

[Silver21_Black20]

If you seriously want him I can take him over to you tomorrow? We'll have to clean the dog smell out of my rental car though.

Is he a puppy?

[ashbeeigh]

Is he a puppy?

omg if he was a puppy puppy he would be mine.

No, he's like a year and a half-two years old (so young, but not a puppy). He's hanging out with the big guard dog across the street (the house where they would shoot me...) and then around dinner time he leaves (like 5:30ish he comes back to the office parking lot and lays down by the door. He's light brown and has a white chest (just how I like 'em....just kidddinnnngg....) People friendly and really laid back. He'll come and say hi to the people that walk by but he won't jump up on them or bark or anything..just looking for some love (or food...he's getting kind of skinny which is why I e-mailed the rescue people).

[Silver21_Black20]

omg if he was a puppy puppy he would be mine.

No, he's like a year and a half-two years old (so young, but not a puppy). He's hanging out with the big guard dog across the street (the house where they would shoot me...) and then around dinner time he leaves (like 5:30ish he comes back to the office parking lot and lays down by the door. He's light brown and has a white chest (just how I like 'em....just kidddinnnngg....) People friendly and really laid back. He'll come and say hi to the people that walk by but he won't jump up on them or bark or anything..just looking for some love (or food...he's getting kind of skinny which is why I e-mailed the rescue people).

This conversation would go a lot faster through IM. Will you get on FB?

[marini martini]

ghey

[I. Hustle]

http://content.pyzam.com/funnypics/4/wazupdogg.jpg

[ShoogarBear]

Not anymore. Now that I know it makes you upset.

Is midge having a boxer rebellion?

[ShoogarBear]

_sarYH0z948

http://i692.photobucket.com/albums/vv290/Action_bastard/newton_and_leibniz.png


I'm not in a place with the bandwidth to view youtube for a while.

[Dr. Gonzo]

I hear that ashbeeigh is after atrain's little cock.

[ashbeeigh]

I hear that ashbeeigh is after atrain's little cock.

ATRAIN wants to get into one of my friend's pants. If he comes to a gtg I'll make her come with me. But since he only goes to "private gtgs" he's not getting in her pants.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Who's the painted tart in ash's avatar?

[mrsmaalox]

I just saw Tim Duncan at Walgreen's; he and his friend were at the cosmetic counter playing with that spray on hair. Tim was laughing hysterically asking if it works to cover "someone's" bald spot :lol

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

The Meat Me At Pearl - Cinco de Guyos cookout at Pearl Brewery was awesome... and my friends Mike and Paul took first and second place in the Farmer's Market Cookoff.

[ashbeeigh]

I just saw Tim Duncan at Walgreen's; he and his friend were at the cosmetic counter playing with that spray on hair. Tim was laughing hysterically asking if it works to cover "someone's" bald spot :lol

Do I dare say that comment was directed towards Manu? :lmao

[mrsmaalox]

Do I dare say that comment was directed towards Manu? :lmao

:lol I thought the same thing

[ShoogarBear]

Ba de ya, say do you remember
Ba de ya, dancing in September
Ba de ya, never was a cloudy day

[angel_luv]

I just saw Tim Duncan at Walgreen's; he and his friend were at the cosmetic counter playing with that spray on hair. Tim was laughing hysterically asking if it works to cover "someone's" bald spot :lol

That is awesome! Guess Timmy is Christmas shopping early- getting Manu's gift already. :)

[Trainwreck2100]

i just found out they canceled Christina's court fuck the no talent nose job gettin hack

[angel_luv]

I prefer People's Court and Divorce Court because of Judge Marilyn Milian and Judge Lynn Toler when it comes to those type shows.

I especially like that Judge Lynn Toler is "intense with common sense."

[Trainwreck2100]

I prefer People's Court and Divorce Court because of Judge Marilyn Milian and Judge Lynn Toler when it comes to those type shows.

I especially like that Judge Lynn Toler is "intense with common sense."

:lmao That's funny cause i think women have no business presiding over man's laws

[angel_luv]

That's funny cause i think women have no business presiding over man's laws

There were women judges in the Bible.

[Trainwreck2100]

There were women judges in the Bible.

and they fucked up the world so much God had to send his only son.

[angel_luv]

Without women there would be no men to make your man laws. So in truth all of man's success is due in part to women.

[Trainwreck2100]

Without women there would be no men to make your man laws. So in truth all of man's success is due in part to women.

:lmao original sin was because of a woman, however i would agree that a rib is the price you pay for having something to look at, and not be a world full of fags

[Summers]

:lmao original sin was because of a woman, however i would agree that a rib is the price you pay for having something to look at, and not be a world full of fags

Let me put this in terms you understand, courtesy a spring-break t-shirt I once saw: I have the p***y, therefore I make the rules.

[angel_luv]

N/m

[Summers]

N/m

Plus, Trainwreck, you do know that rib thing is just a myth, right?

[Trainwreck2100]

Something to look at? Like at a museum? As in:"Look but don't touch- ever"?

more like at a strip club, fucking stupid and will fuck you for money or drugs

[angel_luv]

:td I said n/m.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

Supposed to go out with this 25 year old nurse tonight. Problem is that I don't remember what her face looks like at all. And I wasn't even drunk.

I just remember that she was short/petite and had a nice rack.

Damn you, summer/outdoor parties with poor lighting.

[Trainwreck2100]

Supposed to go out with this 25 year old nurse tonight. Problem is that I don't remember what her face looks like at all. And I wasn't even drunk.

I just remember that she was short/petite and had a nice rack.

Damn you, summer/outdoor parties with poor lighting.

i weep for you

[CuckingFunt]

Trainwreck really needs to get laid. The bitter is growing at an unhealthy rate.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

TW, I'll try to take pics.

Hopefully, I won't be weeping, too.

[CuckingFunt]

I just discovered that my friend's facebook status from a few nights ago was "... wishes ____ would stop fucking so loudly on my couch." I honestly don't know whether to be proud or embarrassed.

[CuckingFunt]

Especially since I know I didn't actually have sex on his couch that night.

[Trainwreck2100]

Trainwreck really needs to get laid. The bitter is growing at an unhealthy rate.

its posts like this that is why the quattro sucks now

[jman3000]

I think it's less "bitter" and more him fucking with people. I get the vibe he's not 100% serious when he's fucking with people. He just likes to play devil's advocate a lot.

[jman3000]

Couch sex is the worst if it's a shitty couch.

I took out the anecdotal story because I started wondering halfway through if I really wanted you assholes to know.

[Trainwreck2100]

Couch sex is the worst if it's a shitty couch.

I took out the anecdotal story because I started wondering halfway through if I really wanted you assholes to know.

pussy

[jman3000]

Geez woman... I'd tell it if it wasn't inherently graphic.

[Trainwreck2100]

Geez woman... I'd tell it if it wasn't inherently graphic.

just replace the bad words with happy words

[jman3000]

There was no bad words, but I don't think butt muscles has a "happy word" equal on the other side of the spectrum.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

The nurse was pretty cute. But her breath smelled like a mix of salami and granola and she said the word "Dude!" repeatedly.

Like, I know, right?

[Melmart1]

The nurse was pretty cute. But her breath smelled like a mix of salami and granola and she said the word "Dude!" repeatedly.

Like, I know, right?

For reals?

[jman3000]

If she says "dude" a lot that means she's slutty.

Go for it.

[jman3000]

Usually girls who sprinkle lots of little phrases like that in their speech are either really slutty or really stupid... and those aren't necessarily mutually exclusive.

[Trainwreck2100]

http://imgur.com/8eWdF.gif

:lol


a twist

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

More stupid than slutty last night.

When I met her at that party, more slutty than stupid.

So she's got both angles working for her. Dude.

[Dr. Gonzo]

Is that your nightly routine?

[jman3000]

More stupid than slutty last night.

When I met her at that party, more slutty than stupid.

So she's got both angles working for her. Dude.

I knows how to call em. Bro.

[Dr. Gonzo]

I just listened to a song with the greatest title.

Staple Your Puss Lips Together by Anal Blast

[ashbeeigh]

I am so sick of these relationship threads. Dear fucking God. Go to a "relationship" forum for fucks sake. Do you really think basketball loving morons know what they're talking about when it comes to girls/guys?

I would never ever ask anyone here for relationship advice.

[angel_luv]

Don't knock the relationship threads. They were ( sadly) the most intersting thing that happened to me so far today.

The mall had no traffic. I have been here since 9:30 and have not had one customer!

[PakiDan]

I am so sick of these relationship threads. Dear fucking God. Go to a "relationship" forum for fucks sake. Do you really think basketball loving morons know what they're talking about when it comes to girls/guys?

I would never ever ask anyone here for relationship advice.

You know there is a thread more appropriate for this post...

[I. Hustle]

I am so sick of these relationship threads. Dear fucking God. Go to a "relationship" forum for fucks sake. Do you really think basketball loving morons know what they're talking about when it comes to girls/guys?

I would never ever ask anyone here for relationship advice.

Hey I know tons about relationships.

You need to be in a relationship to ask for advice in a relationship so what are you even talking about?

[ashbeeigh]

Don't knock the relationship threads. They were ( sadly) the most intersting thing that happened to me so far today.

The mall had no traffic. I have been here since 9:30 and have not had one customer!

Aww! That's crap. Today has been pretty slow for me too, but California has finally decided to show up for work which means that I get to start doing something/


You know there is a thread more appropriate for this post...

I'm not a follower!


Hey I know tons about relationships.

You need to be in a relationship to ask for advice in a relationship so what are you even talking about?

At least I'm happy. My obnoxious cat and I will live a long and healthy life together! :lol

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

I just listened to a song with the greatest title.

Staple Your Puss Lips Together by Anal Blast

I have that cd.
Saw them at the Murderfest out here a couple of years back.
Bunch of upstanding young fellows, that bunch.

[ORION]

Stinks like sex in here

[PakiDan]

Stinks like sex in here

Like musky bush.

[ORION]

Cowboy butt sex.......

[ORION]

Like musky bush.
Oh that is just Flo. He needs to wash his berries because he's been trying to work on his game so he can one day back up all the trash he talks when I'm not here.

[CuckingFunt]

I think it's less "bitter" and more him fucking with people. I get the vibe he's not 100% serious when he's fucking with people. He just likes to play devil's advocate a lot.

Well, duh.


Couch sex is the worst if it's a shitty couch.

I took out the anecdotal story because I started wondering halfway through if I really wanted you assholes to know.

The couch was surprisingly comfortable, but no sexing took place. I wasn't drunk enough not to notice if it had.

[CuckingFunt]

The nurse was pretty cute. But her breath smelled like a mix of salami and granola and she said the word "Dude!" repeatedly.

Like, I know, right?

Hair flip count?

[ashbeeigh]

The ghetto's found me. There was a shooting down the street from my house a few minutes ago.

[z0sa]

The ghetto's found me. There was a shooting down the street from my house a few minutes ago.

haven't lived in san antonio long?

[ashbeeigh]

haven't lived in san antonio long?

Oh please. I've lived here for 21 years.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

The ghetto's found me. There was a shooting down the street from my house a few minutes ago.
get your pepper spray.

[SpursStalker]

*yawn*

:sleep

[JudynTX]

*yawn*

:sleep

Hi stranger. :lol

[PopeJohnPaulII]

Shut up bitch!


boogity boogity boo!

[mrsmaalox]

*yawn*

:sleep

You been laying low? :nerd

[SpursStalker]

Hi stranger. :lol

Hola MsPanda

:lol


You been laying low? :nerd

Miss me?

;)

[JudynTX]

Hola MsPanda

:lol

Nice to see you around here. :wakeup

[SpursStalker]

Nice to see you around here. :wakeup

Awwwwww

I figured it was about time I peeked in ...

:p:

[JudynTX]

Awwwwww

I figured it was about time I peeked in ...

:p:

You mean your boss let you come out to play? :D

[SpursStalker]

You mean your boss let you come out to play? :D

:lol

Yeah, hes busy at the moment ...

[JudynTX]

:lol

Yeah, hes busy at the moment ...

I can give him more stuff to do. :lol

[SpursStalker]

I can give him more stuff to do. :lol

:lmao

I'll keep him busy for the rest of the day ... I'm getting ready to send him into a meeting with the President.

:rolleyes

[JudynTX]

:lmao

I'll keep him busy for the rest of the day ... I'm getting ready to send him into a meeting with the President.

:rolleyes

:rolleyes:sleep

[Viva Las Espuelas]

xlJ7FZbbaNo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xlJ7FZbbaNo

[SpursStalker]

OMG ...

It's freaking POURING down rain here!!!

:downspin:

[to21]

OMG ...

It's freaking POURING down rain here!!!

:downspin:Are u all wet?

[SpursStalker]

Are u all wet?

Well isn't that a loaded question ...

:lol

[mrsmaalox]

OMG ...

It's freaking POURING down rain here!!!

:downspin:

Well of course it is! I threw $75 worth of chemicals into my pool yesterday :bang

[ATRAIN]

You been laying low? :nerd

I wish all you skirts would lay low.

[SpursStalker]

Well of course it is! I threw $75 worth of chemicals into my pool yesterday :bang

:wow

Yeowsa!!!

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Well of course it is! I threw $75 worth of chemicals into my pool yesterday :bang

Quit peeing in the pool.

[marini martini]

I would a thunk Chippy would have a pool boy! :)

[mrsmaalox]

I would a thunk Chippy would have a pool boy! :)

I do :eyebrows But he had to stay after school for basketball practice!

[mrsmaalox]

Quit peeing in the pool.

Don't worry I have plenty for you ;)

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Don't worry I have plenty for you ;)

i gave up urine for lent, but thanks.

[Silver21_Black20]

The ghetto's found me. There was a shooting down the street from my house a few minutes ago.

Saw it on the news. I knew I heard Eagle (SAPD helicopter) flying around the area last night.

[ashbeeigh]

Saw it on the news. I knew I heard Eagle (SAPD helicopter) flying around the area last night.

We're tucked pretty far back so I didn't hear anything. But, it's still nuts.

[Silver21_Black20]

We're tucked pretty far back so I didn't hear anything. But, it's still nuts.

Nah, dude just got shot in the leg.

[angel_luv]

Someone just tried to run a scam on my place of work- tried to buy $500 woth of merchandise from me by using a fake id.

People are evil.

If you want something, get a job and earn it. Don't steal it!

[Trainwreck2100]

Someone just tried to run a scam on my place of work- tried to buy $500 woth of merchandise from me by using a fake id.

People are evil.

If you want something, get a job and earn it. Don't steal it!
how do you know it was fake

[ORION]

how do you know it was fake

I'm sure the fact that he didn't speak english wearing a mary of guadalupe shirt and the card said Marty Bernstein

[jman3000]

Why the hell is cleavage so hard to not look at?

Is it her fault for dressing wearing such a low cut top? Or is it my fault for being a perv?

[katyon6th]

You're not a perv. We girls wear shirts that show our cleavage because we want you to look.

[jman3000]

Ha ... right when I read that I gave myself a solid 2 seconds of look time.