Free Quattro Razor (21)

[katyon6th]

Now, it's different if you're having a conversation with her and you keep looking down every two seconds. Don't do that.

[ATRAIN]

J I have a shirt that says "Please tell your tits to stop staring at my eyes"

[SpursStalker]

J I have a shirt that says "Please tell your tits to stop staring at my eyes"

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y61/SpursStalker/08.gif

[jman3000]

Now, it's different if you're having a conversation with her and you keep looking down every two seconds. Don't do that.

But glances are okay though right?

What if I'm drunk and I think staring at boobs is a subtle way of hitting on her?

[jman3000]

I have a shirt that has a big portrait of Benjamin Franklin, like what's on the 100 dollar bill, and he's wearing a bandana around his mouth.

Also on the back it says "SATown Swangas".

It's pretty sweet and it describes me perfectly.

[Trainwreck2100]

http://rorr.im/digg.com/comedy/omg_beer_goggle_fail_bigtime_pic/54b20e3885a89445b2e11d63ca8124e9.jpg

[Viva Las Espuelas]

^^^^^^^ damn. he's going for it.

[Trainwreck2100]

^^^^^^^ damn. he's going for it.

he's going to wake up feeling like shit

[jman3000]

3 things.

1. The camera that those guys at the bottom are posing for has a much better angle.

2. For being such a large lady, that girl doesn't have boobies.

3. She's sweating like a mofo.

[ashbeeigh]

prostitutes and tax evasion. Today was a stellar day.

[Trainwreck2100]

prostitutes and tax evasion. Today was a stellar day.

that's sounds like any normal weekend at ash's place :toast

[CuckingFunt]

But glances are okay though right?

Noticing is fine and generally encouraged if she's wearing a low cut and/or tight shirt. Staring and fixating, however, is always creepy.


What if I'm drunk and I think staring at boobs is a subtle way of hitting on her?

Depends entirely on how drunk the girl you're staring at is. If she's the same level of drunk that you are, she may be more prone to pick up on that subtlety.

[Trainwreck2100]

http://img27.imageshack.us/img27/4554/barneyhn.jpg

[Jaime Escalante]

You burros need to do your math and move forward with your lives, que no?

[Horace P. McTitties]

Yo Ashbeeigh... all this talk of your smelly bush, huge cans and acorn prostitutes has got me all Bon Jovi'd up! PM me... let's get this started sweet cheeks!

[jman3000]

Noticing is fine and generally encouraged if she's wearing a low cut and/or tight shirt. Staring and fixating, however, is always creepy.



Depends entirely on how drunk the girl you're staring at is. If she's the same level of drunk that you are, she may be more prone to pick up on that subtlety.

It was an almost rhetorical statement but thanks for the clarification.

Bottom line is if a girl is gonna show them boobies she needs to be able to deal with the lack of eye contact or wear a sweater.

[ashbeeigh]

fuck fuck fuck fuck. I already had a case of the mondays and now there's another video.

[PakiDan]

fuck fuck fuck fuck. I already had a case of the mondays and now there's another video.

Hahahaha! Kudos to Fox News for being the only news station with balls! I find it funny that Acorn is threatening to sue Fox News for running the story... so all of a sudden we live in Cuba!? Ash.... your employer needs to go....

[jman3000]

Fuck my balls. Three of my coworkers are out sick. I better not get H1N1.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Hahahaha! Kudos to Fox News for being the only news station with balls! I find it funny that Acorn is threatening to sue Fox News for running the story... so all of a sudden we live in Cuba!? Ash.... your employer needs to go....

ache-whore-n

[mrsmaalox]

Is Ash going to the slammer?? :wow

[ashbeeigh]

Ash.... your employer needs to go....

If I lose my job you can pay all my bills then. That's about $1,200 a month, Paki.

[angel_luv]

What's going on with your job, Ash?

[ashbeeigh]

What's going on with your job, Ash?

Go to the political forum and to the second page (I think..unless someone else bumped to the first). It's the ACORN prostitution thread.

[angel_luv]

Go to the political forum and to the second page (I think..unless someone else bumped to the first). It's the ACORN prostitution thread.

Will do.

[PakiDan]

If I lose my job you can pay all my bills then. That's about $1,200 a month, Paki.

Ash, time to distribute the resume! Be pro-active

[angel_luv]

Ash, time to distribute the resume! Be pro-active

You offering her a job with your corporation?

[PakiDan]

Haha... no.

[ashbeeigh]

Ash, time to be pro-active!

I am. I'm asking you to be my sugar daddy in case I lose my job.

[ashbeeigh]

I can hardly filter anything in Excel let alone anything else to do with computers. I would fail miserably at anything that PakiDan has to offer me...that is legal.




But who am I kidding? Look at who I work for...legal, illegal....j/k

[PakiDan]

I am. I'm asking you to be my sugar daddy in case I lose my job.

Ok Ash! I accept!

[Silver21_Black20]

If I lose my job you can pay all my bills then. That's about $1,200 a month, Paki.

Don't you live at home with your parents?

[jman3000]

You have to have pretty thin skin to let some partisan hackery actually make you physically feel bad.

[ashbeeigh]

Don't you live at home with your parents?

Car insurance, car payment, cell phone, credit card, student loans, etc, etc, etc.

[ashbeeigh]

You have to have pretty thin skin to let some partisan hackery actually make you physically feel bad.

I haven't gotten to that point yet. But, if there are more tapes, and if there are tapes from offices with people that I know I'm going to be pretty POed. And I don't tolerate unethical people. The reason I work where I work isn't to be part of the corruption machine, it's to serve and to help those who need more help then I do. And obviously there are people in my organization who aren't doing that.

[Silver21_Black20]

Car insurance, car payment, cell phone, credit card, student loans, etc, etc, etc.

Couldn't you ask for, I think it's called, forbearance on your student loan?

[ashbeeigh]

Couldn't you ask for, I think it's called, forbearance on your student loan?

Oh, for sure. Oh my gosh. My sarcasm meter was obviously not working today.

I'm not in any danger of losing my job. The funding for my job is stable and there are plenty of ways to pay my bills if i lose my job. Of course I could request my second forbearance on my student loans in two years (I requested it last November as well when I was forced to work only part time during the Voter Fraud thing...I never talked about that job trouble), talk to my credit card companies, ask for the same forbearance on my car, etc. I'm not that ridiculous.

Paki is just a flaming Republican who doesn't like ACORN. If he's going to make me go down he's going to pay my bills. :)

[Viva Las Espuelas]

i thought only white people were republicans....excuse me, flaming republicans.

[ashbeeigh]

i thought only white people were republicans....excuse me, flaming republicans.

racist!

[Viva Las Espuelas]

racist!
that's what janeane garofalo told me.

[mrsmaalox]

The ghetto's found me. There was a shooting down the street from my house a few minutes ago.

Me too, Ash. Drive by, on my block, Friday night! :(

[ashbeeigh]

that's what janeane garofalo told me.

well she's a racist too.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

well she's a racist too.
why do you hate america?

[marini martini]

Paki is just a flaming Republican who doesn't like ACORN. If he's going to make me go down he's going to pay my bills. :)


Sounds fair to me, Ash!!!:toast

[ashbeeigh]

damnit. I wasted my 8,000th post on bitching about bills. Worst post...ever.

[Silver21_Black20]

Shows how much you suck, ash!

[jman3000]

That was a really lame attempt at an insult. "shows how much you suck, ash?"

seriously?

sigh.

[jman3000]

might as well have called her a poopy head.

[Silver21_Black20]

That was a really lame attempt at an insult. "shows how much you suck, ash?"

seriously?

sigh.

Your insults fail just as bad. Don't kid yourself.

[Silver21_Black20]

might as well have called her a poopy head.

Speaking of poopy, how is your dog?

[jman3000]

I thought I told you she died during my trip to New York last year?

If you knew that and you're just bringing it up for fun that's a pretty bitch thing to do.

[ashbeeigh]

That was a really lame attempt at an insult. "shows how much you suck, ash?"

seriously?

sigh.

I think Sandra's softened lately.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Speaking of poopy, how is your dog?

1ytCEuuW2_A
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ytCEuuW2_A

[Silver21_Black20]

I thought I told you she died during my trip to New York last year?

If you knew that and you're just bringing it up for fun that's a pretty bitch thing to do.

That's pretty sad that you'd think I'd make fun of that. You didn't tell me about her dying.

[PakiDan]

Paki is just a flaming Republican who doesn't like ACORN. If he's going to make me go down he's going to pay my bills. :)

Ohhh Ash.... The Senate just voted to cease all federal funding of Acorn Housing Programs..... looks like you are getting closer to being my love slave!

[ashbeeigh]

Ohhh Ash.... The Senate just voted to cease all federal funding of Acorn Housing Programs..... looks like you are getting closer to being my love slave!


“Until a full investigation is launched into ACORN, no taxpayer money should be used to fund its activities. A vote in favor of my amendment is a vote in favor of the taxpayer and a vote against the status quo.”

Too bad we already have 1.6 million in the bank. :ihit 30,000 of that is mine. *fingers crossed that we already have the funding and that I'm reading it right*

[PakiDan]

Too bad we already have 1.6 million in the bank. :ihit 30,000 of that is mine. *fingers crossed that we already have the funding and that I'm reading it right*

Which should get Acorn through a few months comfortably.... AND THEN THE FUNDING DRIES UP! NO MONEY, NO DECEPTIVE PRACTICES, NO ACORN!

[jman3000]

geez... somebody's scared of the boogey man under their bed.

[jman3000]

That's pretty sad that you'd think I'd make fun of that. You didn't tell me about her dying.

My bad then. I retract my comment.

[ashbeeigh]

I'm following the #nyfw hashtag on twitter...there is a snuggie runway show going on right now. zebra print and tie died snuggies. If I had a zebra print snuggie I think I could quit my job happy.

[Silver21_Black20]

We're selling a bathroom sink and a foosball table if anyone is interested.

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?p=3689916#post3689916

[timvp]

There's so much drama in the Quattro Razor Free, it's kinda hard being t-i-m-v-p. But uh, some how some way . . .

[ashbeeigh]

Office manager strikes again. She's such a mega bitch. We're two different organizations. One said they weren't talking to the media, the other was. :madrun She can suck my imaginary balls.

[katyon6th]

Office manager strikes again. She's such a mega bitch. We're two different organizations. One said they weren't talking to the media, the other was. :madrun She can suck my imaginary balls.

If you want to keep your job, I'd be careful what you say about your superiors on a public forum. Just saying.

[Dr. Gonzo]

Especially if your face is right next to the post.

[jman3000]

ha

[Trainwreck2100]

i don't know why every time i play cod with atrain i suck, today i was 22-3 and when i was playing with him i was in constant minuses

[jman3000]

His constant talk of penises and how much he loves them would throw me off too.

[ashbeeigh]

Is anything ever off limits when it comes to me? Please.

[jman3000]

She gave you sound advice pertaining to the fact that it's not the smartest thing to call your supervisor a bitch who should suck on your imaginary balls on a public forum.

You should thank her and change your post.

[ashbeeigh]

If you want to keep your job, I'd be careful what you say about your superiors on a public forum. Just saying.


She gave you sound advice pertaining to the fact that it's not the smartest thing to call your supervisor a bitch who should suck on your imaginary balls on a public forum.

You should thank her and change your post.

If you all remember, this isn't my office director.

http://spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=126918

[jman3000]

I'm not sure anybody cares enough to remember such minutia.

[ATRAIN]

I would laugh if Ash got fired for being an internet dumbass

[jman3000]

I just caught my boss drawing stick figures in MS paint of some cops shooting up a car filled with green colored thieves.

I'm not sure what to think.

[ashbeeigh]

I would laugh if Ash got fired for being an internet dumbass

as opposed to an ice chewing dumbass?

[ATRAIN]

as opposed to an ice chewing dumbass?

She is off all week so I have my sanity this week.

[ashbeeigh]

She is off all week so I have my sanity this week.

well happy day. I wish this pita would be gone for a week. But, no luck.

[katyon6th]

She gave you sound advice pertaining to the fact that it's not the smartest thing to call your supervisor a bitch who should suck on your imaginary balls on a public forum.

You should thank her and change your post.

She might be working for West in the near future. That is, if she's eligible for re-hire.

[JudynTX]

Why am I so on edge today?

[mrsmaalox]

Why am I so on edge today?

How about a little Midol and chocolate ice cream? :)

[Spur-Addict]

Especially if your face is right next to the post.

:lol

[JudynTX]

How about a little Midol and chocolate ice cream? :)

:lmao It's not that time yet.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Why am I so on edge today?
jordan is back in jeff's arms?

:wakeup

[PakiDan]

My boss actually tried to suck my balls once. It was an awkward situation.

[mrsmaalox]

My boss actually tried to suck my balls once. It was an awkward situation.

Did he pin you down or something? That would definitely be awkward!

[CuckingFunt]

I just caught my boss drawing stick figures in MS paint of some cops shooting up a car filled with green colored thieves.

I'm not sure what to think.

Your boss is prejudiced against green people.

[Dr. Gonzo]

2T_obaO46Bo

PRGz9xSP_SA

[jman3000]

Your boss is prejudiced against green people.

It was 3 different scenes on the same sheet of "paper". Really was awkward because I thought he was actually doing work. I just gave a quick smile and walked away.

[JudynTX]

I'm still debating whether I should get the flu shot or not? What do you think? :wakeup

[Dr. Gonzo]

http://img156.imageshack.us/img156/9392/fatgirlcaricature.jpg

[mrsmaalox]

I'm still debating whether I should get the flu shot or not? What do you think? :wakeup

I never get one. But maybe I will. But maybe not.

[JudynTX]

I never get one. But maybe I will. But maybe not.

I'm probably maybe going to get one. :lol

[mrsmaalox]

Well I hope my dog enjoyed the carton of Beijing Beef he dug out of the trash and tore up all over my back patio :wtf

[mrsmaalox]

I'm probably maybe going to get one. :lol

Well I'm 100% positive that I might get one :lol

[Dr. Gonzo]

http://i25.tinypic.com/2wn1aud.jpg

[JudynTX]

Well I'm 100% positive that I might get one :lol

:lol Are you completely positive or unsure that maybe you might get one?

[mrsmaalox]

:lol Are you completely positive or unsure that maybe you might get one?

Come on, I'm not that wishy-washy! I am pretty much about 100% positive. I think.

[jman3000]

They should rename this thread "Hen House".

[jman3000]

or "meeting place for those who have reached menopause".

[Silver21_Black20]

I thought that's what the "completely random" thread was for.

[jman3000]

I remember when this thread wasn't endorsed by the AARP.

[mrsmaalox]

They should rename this thread "Hen House".

Still wouldn't keep you out would it?


or "meeting place for those who have reached menopause".

"including self appointed, whiny "studs" who are bitchier than those who have reached menopause"

Yea! Call Kori. :lol

[ATRAIN]

I thought that's what the "completely random" thread was for.

You know that was my escape from them but they fucking followed there too!! (With the excpetion to Panda, I dont consider her one of the "hens")

[Silver21_Black20]

You know that was my escape from them but they fucking followed there too!! (With the excpetion to Panda, I dont consider her one of the "hens")

I think you like them and the attention they give you. You sure do talk to them and lol with them.

[mrsmaalox]

You know that was my escape from them but they fucking followed there too!! (With the excpetion to Panda, I dont consider her one of the "hens")

Hey fuck you! :lol Your escape my ass! Go back and check and see who was in that thread first. :lol

[Trainwreck2100]

the estrogen level in here reached overwhelming a long time ago, thats pretty much when the quattro died

[I. Hustle]

Well I hope my dog enjoyed the carton of Beijing Beef he dug out of the trash and tore up all over my back patio :wtf

What are you doing messing around with Beijing beef? I got a case of Mexican beef for ya right here OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH

http://blogs.mycentraljersey.com/channelsurfing/files/2009/01/dice.jpg

[Viva Las Espuelas]

What are you doing messing around with Beijing beef? I got a case of Mexican beef for ya right here OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH

http://blogs.mycentraljersey.com/channelsurfing/files/2009/01/dice.jpg

old dice rules. A Night with Dice is classic

"Uhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!...................... GET OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

:lmao

[Viva Las Espuelas]

42 long!!!!!!!

38?

[Silver21_Black20]

the estrogen level in here reached overwhelming a long time ago, thats pretty much when the quattro died

From the original Quattro's inception to now, you are still a virgin!

[mrsmaalox]

From the original Quattro's inception to now, you are still a virgin!

Good point. Maybe he meant to refer to the lack of testerone around here.

[jman3000]

From the original Quattro's inception to now, you are still a virgin!

Ragging on TW's virginity is old, but I suppose it's a decent fall back.

You've fallen so far.

[Silver21_Black20]

Ragging on TW's virginity is old, but I suppose it's a decent fall back.

You've fallen so far.

Wow you're right. I have so much to learn from you cause you are always so funny and know great comebacks.

Piss off!

[jman3000]

Wow you're right. I have so much to learn from you cause you are always so funny and know great comebacks.

Piss off!

:lol butt hurt much?

[ATRAIN]

I think you like them and the attention they give you. You sure do talk to them and lol with them.

Really only just Panda

[ATRAIN]

Hey fuck you! :lol Your escape my ass! Go back and check and see who was in that thread first. :lol

blah blah blah

[Silver21_Black20]

:lol butt hurt much?

Not as much as when your hemorrhoids flare up.

[Dr. Gonzo]

I don't know why I found this amusing.

e-Rnl7Orxdk

[PakiDan]

I don't know why I found this amusing.

e-Rnl7Orxdk

Dude.... that was great! :lol

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I don't know why I found this amusing.

e-Rnl7Orxdk

i thought when chris rock used this it was funnier in his taxicab confessions. nice job with this kid copying party boy from jackass, though.

[ORION]

So who is going to rent a gym so we can play some basketball. I think AFRAID wants me to own him on the court.

[florige]

Wow you're right. I have so much to learn from you cause you are always so funny and know great comebacks.

Piss off!


:lol butt hurt much?



I know I haven't been around, but what the hell is going on here?

[Dr. Gonzo]

Can a nigga get a table dance!?!

Flo, hook me up.

[florige]

Can a nigga get a table dance!?!

Flo, hook me up.


Dr. Gonzo? :lmao

[Dr. Gonzo]

I had to switch names for work purposes.

[Silver21_Black20]

I had to switch names for work purposes.

:lol Why?

[Dr. Gonzo]

:lol Why?

So I can keep it on the low-low. People know my name and know I post here because of the UTSA homos.

[florige]

So I can keep it on the low-low. People know my name and know I post here because of the UTSA homos.

You don't think PW will out you? :lol

[Dr. Gonzo]

He better not or I will out him and his boyfriend.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

i knew it

[ORION]

So I can keep it on the low-low. People know my name and know I post here because of the UTSA homos.
So what you're saying is that you like to give rusty trombones to dirty asian men.

[ShoogarBear]

midge changed his name again? What a pussy.

[ORION]

midge changed his name again? What a pussy.
Oh that was midge? Well shit

[ATRAIN]

So who is going to rent a gym so we can play some basketball. I think AFRAID wants me to own him on the court.

AFRAID?? Who is that?

[marini martini]

ATRAIN


Trade a T and an N

For a F and a D.

Put it all together

and it's funny to me!

:lmao

[ashbeeigh]

ATRAIN


Trade a T and an N

For a F and a D.

Put it all together

and it's funny to me!

:lmao

I giggled. And not a lot has made me laugh in the past week and a half.

[marini martini]

I giggled. And not a lot has made me laugh in the past week and a half.

Hey just be glad Ocrama is ignoring the fraudulent,prostitute run, non-profit you work for. Job security for another few years!!!:toast

[ashbeeigh]

Hey just be glad Ocrama is ignoring the fraudulent,prostitute run, non-profit you work for. Job security for another few years!!!:toast

It's Obamacre and he better not sign that bill. The job isn't 100% like it was a month ago.

[Dr. Gonzo]

It's Obamacre and he better not sign that bill. The job isn't 100% like it was a month ago.

What are you going to do if he does? Are you making threats against the President of the United States? That sounds like a threat to me.

[ATRAIN]

ATRAIN


Trade a T and an N

For a F and a D.

Put it all together

and it's funny to me!

:lmao


I giggled. And not a lot has made me laugh in the past week and a half.

Yeah figured it was geared toward me but it really wasnt funny. Now fun along hens before the others come in and fuck this thread up again.

[marini martini]

Yeah figured it was geared toward me but it really wasnt funny. Now fun along hens before the others come in and fuck this thread up again.

You sure are cocky lately!!!

:lmao

[mrsmaalox]

You sure are cocky lately!!!

:lmao

Really. Who died and left him in charge of this place?

[PakiDan]

What are you going to do if he does? Are you making threats against the President of the United States? That sounds like a threat to me.

Ash just threatened the president... that's crazy!

[Dr. Gonzo]

Ash just threatened the president... that's crazy!

I'm not surprised. She is as racist as they come. Daniel Carver even thinks she goes a little too far with her racism.

[ashbeeigh]

What are you going to do if he does? Are you making threats against the President of the United States? That sounds like a threat to me.


:lol Not a threat.

[mrsmaalox]

Sounded like a threat to me.

[ATRAIN]

You sure are cocky lately!!!

:lmao


Really. Who died and left him in charge of this place?

YOU SEE MOTHER HEN came, THANKS A LOT!!

Im not in charge but someone has to restore some order from all the crap you Hens have been laying around.

[ashbeeigh]

Sounded like a threat to me.

It will just sadden me if he signs the bill. And then Paki will have to pay my bills.

[PakiDan]

It will just sadden me if he signs the bill. And then Paki will have to pay my bills.

Ash... my wallet don't open for free.... you will have to be my love slave.

[ashbeeigh]

Ash... my wallet don't open for free.... you will have to be my love slave.

I guess I'll have to get in touch with Hannah Giles on how that whole love slave/prostitute thing actually works.

[ashbeeigh]

since she's the primo expert.

[CuckingFunt]

YOU SEE MOTHER HEN came, THANKS A LOT!!

Im not in charge but someone has to restore some order from all the crap you Hens have been laying around.

Just ignore it, then. Constantly bitching to/about the "hens" is easily as annoying as anything they've ever posted.

By the way, restore order? I thought that the Quattro was, by nature, the antithesis of order.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

since she's the primo expert.
actually some ex acorn employees could help you better. they need the money

[PakiDan]

I guess I'll have to get in touch with Hannah Giles on how that whole love slave/prostitute thing actually works.

I figured you had excellent resources! :lol

[ashbeeigh]

actually some ex acorn employees could help you better. they need the money

Hannah's a better resource I think. I can't trust those other people.

[PakiDan]

Hannah's a better resource I think. I can't trust those other people.

Maybe your boss is a stripper?

[ashbeeigh]

Maybe your boss is a stripper?

This is a definite no.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

ocV5bGHdYag

[RashoFan]

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RashoFan, Condemned 2 HelLA+

Hey there.

[samikeyp]

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samikeyp, RashoFan+

How you doin? :eyebrows

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

And now we are graced by some high quality squish!
Where have you been, RF?

[RashoFan]

Saving the old, sick and the idiots that reside in Bexar County...

[ashbeeigh]

Saving the old, sick and the idiots that reside in Bexar County...

you should be very busy today! How is the house?

[PakiDan]

Saving the old, sick and the idiots that reside in Bexar County...

Holy $hit! Welcome back Rasho!

[angel_luv]

Saving the old, sick and the idiots that reside in Bexar County...

Hello Sis!

Welcome back! :)

[ATRAIN]

Just ignore it, then. Constantly bitching to/about the "hens" is easily as annoying as anything they've ever posted.

By the way, restore order? I thought that the Quattro was, by nature, the antithesis of order.

Yeah except if Mel does it you get all wet :rolleyes

[to21]

Yeah except if Mel does it you get all wet :rolleyes:lol

I was gonna just say that.

[samikeyp]

Yeah except if Mel does it you get all wet :rolleyes

You say that like its a bad thing. :)

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

Cripple fight!!!

[CuckingFunt]

Yeah except if Mel does it you get all wet :rolleyes

If Mel was all whiny and butthurt about it, I'd tell her the same thing.

[ATRAIN]

If Mel was all whiny and butthurt about it, I'd tell her the same thing.

Bullshit

you would lick her asshole if you had the chance.

Plus I dont get butthurt over anything on the interwebs

[CuckingFunt]

Bullshit

you would lick her asshole if you had the chance.

No, actually, I wouldn't.


Plus I dont get butthurt over anything on the interwebs

Then you fake it really well.

[ATRAIN]

Then you fake it really well.

So by that same token I could assume that your butthurt that im "whining" about it.

[florige]

There has been alot of catfighting in here as of late. :lol

[ashbeeigh]

There has been alot of catfighting in here as of late. :lol

The ring leader is ATRAIN.

[katyon6th]

I'm going to go out on a limb here and say that ashbeeigh ruined the original Quattro and ATRAIN ruined this Quattro.

[PakiDan]

i'm going to go out on a limb here and say that ashbeeigh ruined the original quattro and atrain ruined this quattro.

ding ding ding ding ding!

[mookie2001]

the quattro was ruined a long long time before ash and atrain

you have to go back to atlfan and 3rdcoast

[Melmart1]

Yeah except if Mel does it you get all wet :rolleyes

No, because I don't constantly bitch about anything. I just go for the insults. You have more whine than David Hasselhoff's liquor cabinet.

[mrsmaalox]

Ash I just saw your office on the news, but I didn't see you. Was that your boss that you hate?

[marini martini]

the quattro was ruined a long long time before ash and atrain

you have to go back to atlfan and 3rdcoast

Oh thank God, at least it wasn't me!:worthy:

[RashoFan]

There has been alot of catfighting in here as of late. :lol

Do I need to standby and treat the ones that are scratched up and all bitch slapped over?

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Do I need to standby and treat the ones that are scratched up and all bitch slapped over?

No.
It's probably for the best that you volunteer to be sent out here to help fight the new batch of fires that started burning out here today.

[JudynTX]

So, how about them Spurs?

[ashbeeigh]

Ash I just saw your office on the news, but I didn't see you. Was that your boss that you hate?

I was on for a split second in some archived footage. No, that boss I like. She's the old boss.

[JudynTX]

So by that same token I could assume that your butthurt that im "whining" about it.


There has been alot of catfighting in here as of late. :lol

Meow!!!! :lol

[mrsmaalox]

I was on for a split second in some archived footage. No, that boss I like. She's the old boss.

Ah. Was that you standing outside in the white blouse? That was the only blonde I saw.

[florige]

Do I need to standby and treat the ones that are scratched up and all bitch slapped over?



Rasho where the hell have you been? lol

[ashbeeigh]

Ah. Was that you standing outside in the white blouse? That was the only blonde I saw.

Yes ma'am it was. I was a total fatty that day. I was like 'You couldn't have run the one when i was with Joaquin Castro or something? Geezus."

[florige]

I'm going to go out on a limb here and say that ashbeeigh ruined the original Quattro and ATRAIN ruined this Quattro.



How did they ruin anything when they normally just call stuff they way they see it?

[Silver21_Black20]

What's up with Mexican men staring like they've never seen an ass before?

[Silver21_Black20]

How did they ruin anything when they normally just call stuff they way they see it?

I don't think you quite get it.

[mrsmaalox]

How did they ruin anything when they normally just call stuff they way they see it?

It must just depend on what your personal definition of "ruin" is. I suppose every time someone posts something that is uninteresting to you, it could "ruin" the thread for you. Who knows?

[florige]

What's up with Mexican men staring like they've never seen an ass before?



Was it a hot piece of ass?

[Silver21_Black20]

Was it a hot piece of ass?

Well, it was my ass :lol

They stare even though you are looking right at them. No shame!

[florige]

Well, it was my ass :lol

They stare even though you are looking right at them. No shame!





Sooo does Mr. Gonzo know about you staring at this mexican Sandra? :lol

[Silver21_Black20]

Sooo does Mr. Gonzo know about you staring at this mexican Sandra? :lol

I'm sure he won't mind since I was looking at him like, "What the Fuck are you looking at!"

[CuckingFunt]

What's up with men staring like they've never seen an ass before?

Fixed.

[RashoFan]

Rasho where the hell have you been? lol


Saving the old, sick and the idiots that reside in Bexar County...

add to the list...transporting murderer to hospital.... :/

[RashoFan]

astISOttCQ0
If I had to endure this, I thought I would share the misery....

[RashoFan]

you should be very busy today! How is the house?

seems like we are busy everyday I am on...
The house is coming along, the frame is up and the roof was just getting started just in time for all the rain...

[RashoFan]

What's up with Mexican men staring like they've never seen an ass before?

Since when did you get an ass Flaca? Oh wait.. you got married to Steve, Squid, Gonzo....whatever is his name....

[Silver21_Black20]

Since when did you get an ass Flaca? Oh wait.. you got married to Steve, Squid, Gonzo....whatever is his name....

Since I was like 13.

[florige]

Since I was like 13.



Nice new dog SB20 and Steve-O!

[Silver21_Black20]

Nice new dog SB20 and Steve-O!

Thank you!

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

add to the list...transporting murderer to hospital.... :/

Ah, so you were on the call with Drunky McShootsDad

[angel_luv]

You know Miranda Priestly the witchy boss in the film " The Devil Wears Prada"- well she is Glenda the Good Witch in comparison to the lady I just spoke to on the phone.

[Silver21_Black20]

That's too bad, V. The nerve of some people.

[angel_luv]

That's too bad, V. The nerve of some people.

Thanks.

I feel more sorry for the lady than I do myself. I just had to deal with her for a few minutes today, but she is always with herself.

[PakiDan]

Thanks.

I feel more sorry for the lady than I do myself. I just had to deal with her for a few minutes today, but she is always with herself.

Luckily, I'm in a position where if someone talks to me like that, I just hang up.

[angel_luv]

Luckily, I'm in a position where if someone talks to me like that, I just hang up.

I thought about it- believe me!

But if I aggravate someone then my superiors have to deal with that and my bosses have enough work as it is.

If I was a manager and it was only my reputation on the line, I would feel more free hang up on rude callers.

[Dr. Gonzo]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L2L9IKVe9LA

[RashoFan]

Ah, so you were on the call with Drunky McShootsDad

Joe, I can confirm I transported a murderer...I can not confirm which one....

[marini martini]

Hey B, good to see ya!!!:toast

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Joe, I can confirm I transported a murderer...I can not confirm which one....

(Not asking for a confirm) but I guess it could have been Drinky McSlamsalot. He is in law school with a friend of mine.

[jman3000]

I was looking through craigslist for a laugh and found this in "rants and raves"

"Never forgot about you after all these years. Funny how that works, especially the conversation where we once said it wouldn't matter who we married, we'd probably have an affair. Yeah, well...reality unfortunately. It's just as well I never found you after looking every so often. I figured if you crossed my path again, it would be fate. Remember SAC? It was fate then. I never forgot you. I don't want to forget you.

You were the first and the only pure love of my life.

-M"

I know it's to somebody else and I'm not trying to start shit, it just caught my eye because the title of the link was "Sandra C." and I'm pretty sure Sandra's maiden name is Chappas, or Chappa... or Choppa.

[Silver21_Black20]

I was looking through craigslist for a laugh and found this in "rants and raves"

"Never forgot about you after all these years. Funny how that works, especially the conversation where we once said it wouldn't matter who we married, we'd probably have an affair. Yeah, well...reality unfortunately. It's just as well I never found you after looking every so often. I figured if you crossed my path again, it would be fate. Remember SAC? It was fate then. I never forgot you. I don't want to forget you.

You were the first and the only pure love of my life.

-M"

I know it's to somebody else and I'm not trying to start shit, it just caught my eye because the title of the link was "Sandra C." and I'm pretty sure Sandra's maiden name is Chappas, or Chappa... or Choppa.

:lol

So you were just looking on CL for laughs? I'm sure you were trying to find a date for tonight.

[jman3000]

I'm gonna be in Austin tonight so that's not a bad idea... but I actually found my laughs in a thread titled "Fat Chicks"... that is until the last response had some pictures of some fatties.

[ShoogarBear]

What's up with Mexican men staring like they've never seen an ass before?

Damn Mexicans, is there nothing they won't steal from the brothas?

[ShoogarBear]

Well, it was my ass :lol

They stare even though you are looking right at them. No shame!

Really?

Does your head swivel around like Linda Blair's?

[PakiDan]

Damn Mexicans, is there nothing they won't steal from the brothas?

You can keep the Olde English.

[ShoogarBear]

You can keep the Olde English.

We'd have to wrestle it back from midge.

[RashoFan]

(Not asking for a confirm) but I guess it could have been Drinky McSlamsalot. He is in law school with a friend of mine.

I think you should change "He is in law school with a friend of mine" to He WAS in law school with a friend of mine"

Shit, I guess my chances are high that a supoena is in my future...

[Dr. Gonzo]

We'd have to wrestle it back from midge.

I haven't touched an Olde E in a very looooooooooong time.

That shit was good though.

[ashbeeigh]

I'm one step closer to paki being my sugar daddy. AHC cut all ties with ACORN. This should be muy interesante.

[angel_luv]

Sorry to hear that, Ash.

[PakiDan]

I'm one step closer to paki being my sugar daddy. AHC cut all ties with ACORN. This should be muy interesante.

You will be mine Ash!!! You will be mine!!!

[PakiDan]

I'm one step closer to paki being my sugar daddy. AHC cut all ties with ACORN. This should be muy interesante.

Is this the AHC that advocates for low income housing in the east, or is this the Alberta Health Council, or Association of Hens and Chickens?

[florige]

I'm one step closer to paki being my sugar daddy.


Sorry to hear that, Ash.





Damn Angel! :lol

[PakiDan]

I'm one step closer to paki being my sugar daddy. AHC cut all ties with ACORN. This should be muy interesante.

Uh oh... now Bank of America Ash...

In response to questions from The Wall Street Journal, a spokesman for the banking company said it has "suspended current commitments" to ACORN Housing, an affiliated group, and "will not enter into any further agreements with ACORN or any of its affiliates," pending assessments by the bank of the organization's operations.

--Wall Street Journal

[PakiDan]

Damn Angel! :lol

I know... Damn Angel!

[CuckingFunt]

I totally got caught staring at rack as I was leaving campus.

[ashbeeigh]

Is this the AHC that advocates for low income housing in the east, or is this the Alberta Health Council, or Association of Hens and Chickens?

Well, I'd rather it be the latter.

[PakiDan]

I totally got caught staring at rack as I was leaving campus.

Cucking... I really think that I am in love with you.

[mookie2001]

sean hannity said acorn pimps out little girls

[ashbeeigh]

sean hannity said acorn pimps out little girls

And he's always right. :rolleyes

[PakiDan]

And he's always right. :rolleyes

Hannity's a giant douche... but on this pointer, he IS right.

[phxspurfan]

Marklar...can't sleep! How is noone in here :sleep:sleep

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Damn Mexicans, is there nothing they won't steal from the brothas?

Their brain?

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I think you should change "He is in law school with a friend of mine" to He WAS in law school with a friend of mine"

Shit, I guess my chances are high that a supoena is in my future...

I heard he might be back in class today.

[RashoFan]

Wha????:wow

[PakiDan]

I heard he might be back in class today.

Ya'll take your inside conversation to PM's.

[RashoFan]

Paki"The Quattro Patrol"Dan...has commanded us....
sheesh

[jman3000]

Fucking Atrain. Day of the show and he's nowhere to be seen.

[PakiDan]

Paki"The Quattro Patrol"Dan...has commanded us....
sheesh

http://www.family-burgess.com/images/funny/thread%20police.gif

[CuckingFunt]

Tokyo Ska Paradise Orchestra.

VfGontdXMEA

8Xk8QVfogjE

You're welcome.

[PakiDan]

Tokyo Ska Paradise Orchestra.

VfGontdXMEA

8Xk8QVfogjE

You're welcome.

That's awesome!

[RashoFan]

http://www.family-burgess.com/images/funny/thread%20police.gif

:rofl
Bwahahahahah......nice....

[RashoFan]

Las Lenguas del fuego...Fuck yeah!
Thanks Cucking......that was killer shit.

[ashbeeigh]

fucking SpursStalker trying to take me on. Whatever.