Free Quattro Razor (21)

[mrsmaalox]

:lol:lol

There are probably milk trails following her titties as they drag on the floor.

You mean like the grease trails that follow you? :spin

[Silver21_Black20]

No because we didn't talk about it on Facebook and then come back here and say "Yea, and then I told you 'Is it still motorboating.....?' hahahaha". That's the main difference :lol

Huh? Nevermind, please don't explain.

[Dr. Gonzo]

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[Dr. Gonzo]

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[ashbeeigh]

lame.

[peewee's lovechild]

"We'll be back with two in two."

[Dr. Gonzo]

lame

[peewee's lovechild]

I'm pretty sure Chuck banged some of his contestants.

[Dr. Gonzo]

Like this one?

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[ORION]

There's been so many times
You've practiced in the mirror
To be just like me
But you just can't see
....You aint got the balls, son !

[CuckingFunt]

"We'll be back with two in two."

Sigh.

IN two AND two.

As in two minutes and two seconds. The length of a commercial break.

[peewee's lovechild]

Sigh.

IN two AND two.

As in two minutes and two seconds. The length of a commercial break.

Fuck.

Anything else?

[CuckingFunt]

Fuck.

Anything else?

Not at the moment, but we all know it's just a matter of time.

[Dr. Gonzo]

God dammit people.

CHUCK WOOLERY!

[Melmart1]

This shit is waaaaay worse than any Facebook talk. I'm just sayin'.

No shit!

[Dr. Gonzo]

I think every man should strive to be more Lloyd Dobler.

[Melmart1]

I think every man should strive to be more Lloyd Dobler.

Do they even sell radios like that anymore? Do they even sell d-cell batteries anymore? I guess the modern Lloyd would hold up his iPod or something.

[Dr. Gonzo]

I saw a kid walking around with on here on campus one day. It was probably purchased at a flea market. I need to keep an eye out for one next time I go to one.

[CuckingFunt]

Do they even sell radios like that anymore? Do they even sell d-cell batteries anymore? I guess the modern Lloyd would hold up his iPod or something.

They do still sell D batteries.

And you can play your iPod on one of these for the full effect:

http://img17.imageshack.us/img17/303/medium21767691969a9156e.jpg

[Melmart1]

But you already got the girl. Unless you are preparing for a future fuckup.

[CuckingFunt]

But you already got the girl. Unless you are preparing for a future fuckup.

Even wives like Peter Gabriel.

[Dr. Gonzo]

But you already got the girl. Unless you are preparing for a future fuckup.

If I act more like Lloyd Dobler I won't have to worry about fucking up.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

I guess the modern Lloyd would hold up his iPod or something.

http://news.softpedia.com/images/news2/iPod-039-Jambox-039-with-7-Inch-LCD-Display-Surround-Sound-2.jpg

[Melmart1]

I have not seen a D battery in a long time. I bought a rechargeable pack of batteries w/ charger and they have these cool C and D adaptors, but no actual C or D batteries. Never had to use the adaptors, though.

[Melmart1]

If I act more like Lloyd Dobler I won't have to worry about fucking up.

This is true. So you going to start taking kickboxing classes?

[peewee's lovechild]

Mmmmmmm, Ione Skye.

Is she still hot?

[Dr. Gonzo]

This is true. So you going to start taking kickboxing classes?

Of course I am. It's the sport of the future.

[CuckingFunt]

Mmmmmmm, Ione Skye.

Is she still hot?

All these months away and you still haven't figured out how to do a google image search?

[Dr. Gonzo]

Mmmmmmm, Ione Skye.

Is she still hot?

http://images.starpulse.com/pictures/2007/02/22/previews/Ione%20Skye-SGG-042569.jpg

[Melmart1]

Did you help Sandra get over her fear of flying?

[Dr. Gonzo]

Did you help Sandra get over her fear of flying?

When she heard the ding she knew everything would be alright.

[Melmart1]

All these months away and you still haven't figured out how to do a google image search?

He's the laziest bastard in this thread. He never searches for pics unless he knows they are nude.

[CuckingFunt]

He's the laziest bastard in this thread. He never searches for pics unless he knows they are nude.

His loss, then. The first page of an Ione Skye google image search gets you tits.

At least, it does with filters turned off.

[peewee's lovechild]

That's not a nice pic of Ione.

But, I'd still do her, if only for the memory of the 80s Ione.

[CuckingFunt]

I don't care how lame the rest of the movie is, gimpy disformed Gary Oldman getting eaten by ravenous pigs is fucking hilarious.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

My jambox is smarter than CF's jambox.

And I just found a pic of me as a child, around the age of 2.

I should put that picture in my wallet for those occasions when others force the baby pics on me.

[CuckingFunt]

My jambox is smarter than CF's jambox.

I was intentionally going for the ghetto blaster style, though.

[Dr. Gonzo]

I hate group work. Didn't the Nazis create the idea of group projects? I think that's how were so effective at killing the jews. I don't know who to feel more sorry for, the jews that got killed or the Nazis that had to collaborate in a group project.

[samikeyp]

You know the Nazi's had pieces of flair..that they made the Jews wear.

[mardigan]

I don't care how lame the rest of the movie is, gimpy disformed Gary Oldman getting eaten by ravenous pigs is fucking hilarious.

As is retard Ray Liotta eating his own brain.

[RashoFan]

So I am sitting at Longhorn Cafe in Leon Springs and I see a short guy in a Bonner jersey.....Sequ, was that you????

[ORION]

So I am sitting at Longhorn Cafe in Leon Springs and I see a short guy in a Bonner jersey.....Sequ, was that you????

It was me !

[mrsmaalox]

Hi Rasho, long time no see :) I think of you every time I see one of those psychadelic ambulances around!

[Dr. Gonzo]

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Fantastic follicles fornicate following fellowship frolics.

[ORION]

Fantastic follicles fornicate following fellowship frolics.

Fuck...that's a lot of fucking F bombs

[ORION]

who saw that Aqua Teen PE xmas special last night ? funny shit

[CuckingFunt]

who saw that Aqua Teen PE xmas special last night ? funny shit

It was listed in my channel guide under a slightly different name, so my bastard DVR didn't record it.

[Dr. Gonzo]

Chuck Woolery

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[Dr. Gonzo]

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[Dr. Gonzo]

Ashbeeigh, is that how you eat ice cream?

[Dr. Gonzo]

Ashbeeigh

[Dr. Gonzo]

I think Ashbeeigh should start dating Flo.

[Dr. Gonzo]

Atrain and Mel should just get it over with and bone. She can use one of her strap-ons on him.

[florige]

I think Ashbeeigh should start dating Flo.



Ash says she doesn't like black guys. She only dates guys like Atrain and PW.

[ashbeeigh]

Ash says she doesn't like black guys. She only dates guys like Atrain and PW.

This is all hearsay.

[Dr. Gonzo]

So you do like black guys?

[Dr. Gonzo]

I think Flo deserves an answer.

[florige]

I think Flo deserves an answer.



Hey Midge do you mind going to the Popeyes thread and backing me up? Thanks buddy!

[ashbeeigh]

So you do like black guys?

I like all guys, white, black, mexican, asian. It doesn't matter. I don't understand what all this "ash hates black guys" is all about.

[Dr. Gonzo]

Are you for or against Popeyes? I'm for it. I find it to be fantastic fried chicken. I don't eat much fried chicken since I'm not black but when I do eat fried chicken I prefer Popeyes.

[florige]

I think Ash is trying to get a job before worrying about any asshole guy. Well unless the guy is closet richer Atrain in which case she wouldn't have to work. lol

[Dr. Gonzo]

I like all guys, white, black, mexican, asian. It doesn't matter. I don't understand what all this "ash hates black guys" is all about.

We are all trying to figure out what it's all about too. If you cooperate with us I think we can all get to the origin of your racism and that is when you can start the healing.

[florige]

Are you for or against Popeyes? I'm for it. I find it to be fantastic fried chicken. I don't eat much fried chicken since I'm not black but when I do eat fried chicken I prefer Popeyes.



I'm all for Popeyes. Do you guys have Long John Silvers over there?

[florige]

I like all guys, white, black, mexican, asian. It doesn't matter. I don't understand what all this "ash hates black guys" is all about.



But you would PREFER a comformist 9-5 white guy though right? We all have our preferences Ash. There is nothing wrong with it. lol

[Dr. Gonzo]

I'm all for Popeyes. Do you guys have Long John Silvers over there?

We have Long Johns. I don't care for it.

[Dr. Gonzo]

But you would PREFER a comformist 9-5 white guy though right? We all have our preferences Ash. There is nothing wrong with it. lol

I have a feeling Ashbeeigh likes guys with shaggy hair and skinny jeans.

[ashbeeigh]

I think Ash is trying to get a job before worrying about any asshole guy. Well unless the guy is closet richer Atrain in which case she wouldn't have to work. lol


Him and his Kenneth Cole sweaters. :lol


We are all trying to figure out what it's all about too. If you cooperate with us I think we can all get to the origin of your racism and that is when you can start the healing.

The root of my "racism" is that, as a white person, I live in a town that is made up of majorities that think that they are the majority.


But you would PREFER a comformist 9-5 white guy though right? We all have our preferences Ash. There is nothing wrong with it. lol

My "perfect" guy could be 9-5. But that's not necessary. And white is definitely not a deal breaker. What is this, match.com?

[Dr. Gonzo]

These are her ideal guys. Good Christian skinny jean wearing boys that wait until they are married to poke a chick.

http://pop.ology.com/files/2009/05/jonas-brothers-skinny-jeans.jpg

[Dr. Gonzo]

Those Jonas kids are really fruity.

[ashbeeigh]

If you could kick the Jew out of Andy Samberg that would be my ideal guy. But that's like kicking the black outta flo.

[ashbeeigh]

If you could kick the Jew out of Andy Samberg that would be my ideal guy. But that's like kicking the black outta flo.

Wait. Now you hate Jews too? Racist!

[florige]

If you could kick the Jew out of Andy Samberg that would be my ideal guy. But that's like kicking the black outta flo.



:lol Very Racist Ash!! VERY!!

[ashbeeigh]

Because Jews don't marry non-Jews. So he's in the wrong. Not me.

[florige]

Wait. Now you hate Jews too? Racist!



Dammit Ash you beat me to it. STOP IT!!

[ashbeeigh]

I'm not the "chosen one." He is.

[florige]

Hey Ash do you like Sushi?

[ashbeeigh]

Dammit Ash you beat me to it. STOP IT!!

:lol I know. And I didn't want to edit it because it was gold.

[Dr. Gonzo]

If you could kick the Jew out of Andy Samberg that would be my ideal guy. But that's like kicking the black outta flo.

I think Hitler tried to do that to Jews.

[ashbeeigh]

Hey Ash do you like Sushi?

as in the food? It's not bad.

[Dr. Gonzo]

as in the food? It's not bad.

What other kind of sushi do you know of?

[ashbeeigh]

I think Hitler tried to do that to Jews.

I watched special on Jewish grandmothers who disown their grandchildren for not marrying someone who is Jewish. It made me sad.

[Dr. Gonzo]

I'm going to find Ashbeeigh a guy. That's my goal for my two week vacation.

So let me get this straight...you like Jewy looking guys that aren't really Jews and they think they are funny but not. I think I can find you someone.

[florige]

What other kind of sushi do you know of?



I was trying to ask her on a date but she didn't catch on. lol

[ashbeeigh]

What other kind of sushi do you know of?

http://urbanup.com/615066

[Dr. Gonzo]

I was trying to ask her on a date but she didn't catch on. lol

Would you do ashbeeigh? In all seriousness, I'm curious. You can PM me your answer if you want. If it's a yes tell me all the places you would put it.

[ashbeeigh]

I'm going to find Ashbeeigh a guy. That's my goal for my two week vacation.

So let me get this straight...you like Jewy looking guys that aren't really Jews and they think they are funny but not. I think I can find you someone.

Oh my God. I should have stayed in the game chat.

[Dr. Gonzo]

http://urbanup.com/615066

That's crass.

[florige]

Would you do ashbeeigh? In all seriousness, I'm curious. You can PM me your answer if you want. If it's a yes tell me all the places you would put it.



More than likely.

[Dr. Gonzo]

Oh my God. I should have stayed in the game chat.

I'm serious. I'm going to find you a guy. I already have 3 guys in mind. We call one Mojon, the other we call Manteca and lastly there is Ben.

[marini martini]

I was trying to ask her on a date but she didn't catch on. lol

I thought you were fuckin' getting married!

[florige]

Would you do ashbeeigh? In all seriousness, I'm curious. You can PM me your answer if you want. If it's a yes tell me all the places you would put it.



What about you if you weren't married already man?

[ashbeeigh]

That's crass.

So are you. That's why I asked.


More than likely.

lol. You're fabulously bold tonight.

[Dr. Gonzo]

More than likely.

So where would you put it?

[florige]

I thought you were fuckin' getting married!



She turned out pregnant and it wasn't mine. So that killed that.

[Dr. Gonzo]

What about you if you weren't married already man?

I probably would.

[florige]

So where would you put it?



I'm not all for anal so thats one hole eliminated.

[ashbeeigh]

I'm serious. I'm going to find you a guy. I already have 3 guys in mind. We call one Mojon, the other we call Manteca and lastly there is Ben.

You forget I know your boss. If these people are from UTSA I'll find out about them.


I thought you were fuckin' getting married!

This was my thought!

[florige]

So are you. That's why I asked.



lol. You're fabulously bold tonight.



Why is that Ash? I just answered the man's question honestly.

[marini martini]

I thought you were fuckin' getting married!


She turned out pregnant and it wasn't mine. So that killed that.

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Dam Flo it's just aint your year!!!:toast

[florige]

I probably would.





Too late I saw the disclaimer.....:lmao

[Dr. Gonzo]

I'm not all for anal so thats one hole eliminated.

I know this is a dumb question being how you are black and all but you would definitely go doggy right?

[Dr. Gonzo]

You forget I know your boss. If these people are from UTSA I'll find out about them.

So you are interested?

[Dr. Gonzo]

Too late I saw the disclaimer.....:lmao

haha I tried to quick edit that.

[florige]

:lmao:lmao:lmao

Dam Flo it's just aint your year!!!:toast



Then I find out today that Christina Milian is like 7 months preggo. That really killed my year right there. :depressed

[Silver21_Black20]

What about you if you weren't married already man?


I probably would.



I could make arrangements to make you a single man and bone ashbeeigh.

[ashbeeigh]

Why is that Ash? I just answered the man's question honestly.

Because the quattro is about being evasive, crass (word of the night), and mean to me.

[florige]

I know this is a dumb question being how you are black and all but you would definitely go doggy right?




Thats mandatory dude! :lol

[florige]

I could make arrangements to make you a single man and bone ashbeeigh.



He already pm'ed me Sandra. He said he wanted to see what you were gonna say. lol

[ashbeeigh]

Then I find out today that Christina Milian is like 7 months preggo. That really killed my year right there. :depressed

Isn't she married to a rapper?

[Silver21_Black20]

He already pm'ed me Sandra. He said he wanted to see what you were gonna say. lol

No, no ... I really believe he wants ashbeeigh.

[Dr. Gonzo]

Because the quattro is about being evasive, crass (word of the night), and mean to me.

I'm not being mean. I'm going out of my way to find you a nice guy in skinny jeans. I take offense to that comment.

[florige]

Because the quattro is about being evasive, crass (word of the night), and mean to me.





I was being serious Ash. lol The man asked me and I answered. How is that being mean?

[florige]

Isn't she married to a rapper?



Sort of. The Dream is an R&B singer. And I JUST found out today that she was freakin married too. TWO bombshells in one day. But I haven't watched ET in a while so.....

[CuckingFunt]

What's all this happy horseshit?

[Silver21_Black20]

Could flo and asbeeigh be the next couple to come out of the Quattro?

[ashbeeigh]

I'm not being mean. I'm going out of my way to find you a nice guy in skinny jeans. I take offense to that comment.

Well then, thank you. Just know, I am very picky. The last guy I dated I dumped because he worked at Lowe's and played WoW.


I was being serious Ash. lol The man asked me and I answered. How is that being mean?

Then I apologize for being a bitch.

[Silver21_Black20]

Sort of. The Dream is an R&B singer. And I JUST found out today that she was freakin married too. TWO bombshells in one day. But I haven't watched ET in a while so.....

You watch ET? lololololol

[florige]

I'm not being mean. I'm going out of my way to find you a nice guy in skinny jeans. I take offense to that comment.



What about that Illuzion guy? He comes across as a guy who wears skinny jeans.... lol

[marini martini]

Because the quattro is about being evasive, crass (word of the night), and mean to me.

Evasive??? My ass!!!:lmao

[Dr. Gonzo]

Could flo and asbeeigh be the next couple to come out of the Quattro?

That could very well be.

Flo needs to record a shitty "comedy" song in order to seal the deal.

[ashbeeigh]

Sort of. The Dream is an R&B singer. And I JUST found out today that she was freakin married too. TWO bombshells in one day. But I haven't watched ET in a while so.....

Oh yeah. The Dream? He has like one hit and writes a lot, right? I heard he wants to "retire" what's that BS?

[Silver21_Black20]

Well then, thank you. Just know, I am very picky. The last guy I dated I dumped because he worked at Lowe's and played WoW.


I bet you feel dumb now cause he's the one with a job.

[CuckingFunt]

But I haven't watched ET in a while so.....

Single funniest sentence in this thread in months.

[ashbeeigh]

You watch ET? lololololol

I didn't catch that. :lol At least watch E! geez.

[Dr. Gonzo]

Single funniest sentence in this thread in months.

I agree.

[Dr. Gonzo]

I didn't catch that. :lol At least watch E! geez.

http://jamie-online.com/random-jamz/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/facepalm.jpg

[florige]

You watch ET? lololololol




I didn't plan around it or anything like I do with "24" but I will watch it if it happens to be on. :lol Me not watching it is how I missed out on everything about Milian.

[ashbeeigh]

I bet you feel dumb now cause he's the one with a job.

Naw, not really.

[florige]

http://jamie-online.com/random-jamz/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/facepalm.jpg



:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:rollin

[Dr. Gonzo]

Naw, not really.

You should. Now he has a more successful career than you.

[Silver21_Black20]

I didn't plan around it or anything like I do with "24" but I will watch it if it happens to be on. :lol Me not watching it is how I missed out on everything about Milian.

Would she even be on ET? Seems like she's not big celebrity news. Sorry flo!

[florige]

Single funniest sentence in this thread in months.



Idk I think Ash just one up'ed me in two post. :lol

[Silver21_Black20]

Naw, not really.

Lies!

[Dr. Gonzo]

I don't even know who she is besides the chick in Flo's sig. Is she a singer of some sort? "actress"? video ho?

[florige]

Oh yeah. The Dream? He has like one hit and writes a lot, right? I heard he wants to "retire" what's that BS?



I haven't heard that yet. He has a few songs that are good. Not like I ever had a chance with her. But I thought the whole thing was a publicity stunt. Now she is pregnant.

[CuckingFunt]

I don't even know who she is besides the chick in Flo's sig. Is she a singer of some sort? "actress"? video ho?

Yes.

[ashbeeigh]

I haven't heard that yet. He has a few songs that are good. Not like I ever had a chance with her. But I thought the whole thing was a publicity stunt. Now she is pregnant.

I'll cry on the inside for you.

[florige]

I don't even know who she is besides the chick in Flo's sig. Is she a singer of some sort? "actress"? video ho?



Yeah she isn't that big. She came out with a few songs here and there. But nothing major.

[florige]

Yes.



You weren't saying yes to video ho were you?

[Dr. Gonzo]

I'll cry on the inside for you.

I'm going tell my friends to message you on facebook.

[florige]

Could flo and asbeeigh be the next couple to come out of the Quattro?



I already have a feeling who is going to be the next one. I am keeping it to myself though. :lol

[Dr. Gonzo]

I just found out there is a Manteca, CA. I am moving there.

[ashbeeigh]

Yeah she isn't that big. She came out with a few songs here and there. But nothing major.

Wasn't she in Bring It On or something?

[CuckingFunt]

You weren't saying yes to video ho were you?

I've seen the "Dip it Low" video. She was her own video ho.

[CuckingFunt]

I already have a feeling who is going to be the next one. I am keeping it to myself though. :lol

ATRAIN and peewee?

[CuckingFunt]

I just found out there is a Manteca, CA. I am moving there.

You don't want to. Hilarity of the name aside, that place sucks balls.

[Dr. Gonzo]

ATRAIN and peewee?

It's well known they have been fucking for a couple of years now.

[Dr. Gonzo]

You don't want to. Hilarity of the name aside, that place sucks balls.

It can't be worse than where I grew up. Do they have a library there?

[CuckingFunt]

It's well known they have been fucking for a couple of years now.

Yes, but there hasn't been an official announcement or anything.

[florige]

Wasn't she in Bring It On or something?

Yeah I think. I didn't watch it if thats what you're asking. I like her but not that much. lol



I've seen the "Dip it Low" video. She was her own video ho.



Thats one of my favorite pieces of work she did.

[Silver21_Black20]

I already have a feeling who is going to be the next one. I am keeping it to myself though. :lol

Let's hear it. You can't keep shit like that to yourself.

[Dr. Gonzo]

Yes, but there hasn't been an official announcement or anything.

What about a college of some sort? Manteca Community College?

[CuckingFunt]

It can't be worse than where I grew up. Do they have a library there?

I'm pretty sure they do, but I don't know if it has any books. They have a Starbucks, though.

[Dr. Gonzo]

I wouldn't mind quitting my job, uprooting myself and moving halfway across the country to a shit town just so I can say I live in Manteca. I think it's worth it.

[CuckingFunt]

What about a college of some sort? Manteca Community College?

Nope.

[Dr. Gonzo]

Is there a Manteca Museum of Art?

[Cant_Be_Faded]

Manteca? Hhahahaha

[CuckingFunt]

Is there a Manteca Museum of Art?

Definitely no. The thought of that alone is ridiculous enough to be absurd.

[ashbeeigh]

Dr Gonzo does your friend know what you call him?

[Dr. Gonzo]

I should convince my friend Manteca to move to Manteca.

[Dr. Gonzo]

Dr Gonzo does your friend know what you call him?

Which one? Manteca or Mojon?

Actually they both have had those nicknames since they were kids. Mojon's brother gave him the nickname when he was a kid because he always got in trouble so he said he is a piece of shit. Thus, the name Mojon.

Manteca is just fat. That's pretty self explanatory.

[ashbeeigh]

Which one? Manteca or Mojon?

Actually they both have had those nicknames since they were kids. Mojon's brother gave him the nickname when he was a kid because he always got in trouble so he said he is a piece of shit. Thus, the name Mojon.

Manteca is just fat. That's pretty self explanatory.

So, my choices are a dumb guy, a fat guy, or a guy named Ben. Geezus Dr Gonzo. You should quit school and become a professional match maker.

[Dr. Gonzo]

So, my choices are a dumb guy, a fat guy, or a guy named Ben. Geezus Dr Gonzo. You should quit school and become a professional match maker.

Manteca may be fat but the fucker can dance. I've never seen anybody cumbia like Manteca.

[ashbeeigh]

Manteca may be fat but the fucker can dance. I've never seen anybody cumbia like Manteca.

So flo, when's our date?

[Dr. Gonzo]

So flo, when's our date?

You should be happy I didn't try to set you up with CuCuy. He's a sexual offender, but one of the nicest guys I've ever met.

[CuckingFunt]

Why in the hell is "So You Think You Can Dance" making me watch J-Lo sing? This is offensive to my ears.

[Silver21_Black20]

So flo, when's our date?

Hey flo, you can borrow my car to take ashbeeigh out on a date. One rule ... NO sex in my car.

[Silver21_Black20]

Why in the hell is "So You Think You Can Dance" making me watch J-Lo sing? This is offensive to my ears.

J-Lo sings?

[ashbeeigh]

Why in the hell is "So You Think You Can Dance" making me watch J-Lo sing? This is offensive to my ears.

That was hands down, one of the worst songs I've ever heard in my life. I cannot believe Louboutin gave her the rights to use his name in her song.

[Dr. Gonzo]

Why in the hell is "So You Think You Can Dance" making me watch J-Lo sing? This is offensive to my ears.

I guess the producers figure if you can sit through that annoying bitch screaming all the time you can sit through just about anything.

[CuckingFunt]

I guess the producers figure if you can sit through that annoying bitch screaming all the time you can sit through just about anything.

Fucking bastard producers.

[marini martini]

So......Flo & Ash are gonna start dating?????

[Melmart1]

Ashbeeigh asked me to come in here, and she isn't even here. What the fuck? Why was I requested to be here? I am not reading through 10 pages of Viva calling you "juggs."

[marini martini]

Assh is a "peacekeeper" this is the season for keeping peace!!!

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Ashbeeigh asked me to come in here, and she isn't even here. What the fuck? Why was I requested to be here? I am not reading through 10 pages of Viva calling you "juggs."

You can read? Wow. My little pussy fart can read. Awwwwwwwwwwwww


:jack

[ashbeeigh]

Ashbeeigh asked me to come in here, and she isn't even here. What the fuck? Why was I requested to be here? I am not reading through 10 pages of Viva calling you "juggs."

It was a bit too "happy." And in this age of instant gratification you didn't respond right away so I assumed you weren't going to answer me.

[peewee's lovechild]

I like all guys, white, black, mexican, asian. It doesn't matter. I don't understand what all this "ash hates black guys" is all about.

You don't hate black guys, but you sure do hate you some messicans.

[peewee's lovechild]

Wait. Now you hate Jews too? Racist!

Jesus was a Jew.

His dad is tired of all his constant sarcasm.

[florige]

So flo, when's our date?



Idk you tell me. Where do you want to go?

[peewee's lovechild]

Idk you tell me. Where do you want to go?

She likes it when you rub your asshole on her nipples.

[peewee's lovechild]

Or so I've been told.

[florige]

Or so I've been told.



Thats not true is it Ash?

[Silver21_Black20]

Thats not true is it Ash?

That is something you should ask her in a PM. No one else wants to know.

[florige]

That is something you should ask her in a PM. No one else wants to know.



Ash never answers my pm's. I thought she wanted to go on a date.

[florige]

I think she thinks I am still trying to be mean to her.

[Silver21_Black20]

I think she thinks I am still trying to be mean to her.

You should show her you're not being mean by showing up, unannounced, at her house.

[florige]

You should show her you're not being mean by showing up, unannounced, at her house.





I think Ash would prob shoot me on sight. :lol

[mrsmaalox]

I think Ash would prob shoot me on sight. :lol

She would just mace you.

[florige]

She would just mace you.



Or even worse tase me.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

She would just mace you.

Pepper spray

[Silver21_Black20]

I think Ash would prob shoot me on sight. :lol

Isn't she worth getting shot?

[mrsmaalox]

Pepper spray

Aren't you supposed be waiting??

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Aren't you supposed be waiting??

:lmao

[florige]

Isn't she worth getting shot?



Not if she is gonna be the one doing the shooting. lol

[mrsmaalox]

:lmao

Pretty funny, huh?

[Trainwreck2100]

Ladies don't nurse your children in a clothing store

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Pretty funny, huh?

:lmao <---laughing

laughing=funny

yes

[mrsmaalox]

:lmao <---laughing

laughing=funny

yes

So can you explain to me what crying is?

[Sancha]

What does it mean when green goo leaks from your cootch? A friend of mine wants to know.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

So can you explain to me what crying is?

It's the opposite feeling of :lmao

[Silver21_Black20]

Not if she is gonna be the one doing the shooting. lol

You have a bullet proof vest.

[florige]

You have a bullet proof vest.



Hey Sandra, how is the condition of the Patrol cars at your department? Are they in crappy shape like ours?

[Sancha]

OH SHIT!!! It's 5-0!

[Silver21_Black20]

Hey Sandra, how is the condition of the Patrol cars at your department? Are they in crappy shape like ours?

Department is actually in the process of getting new patrol cars and new CSU trucks.

[z0sa]

^ are you a cop?

[ashbeeigh]

^ are you a cop?

She has her sources.

[z0sa]

She has her sources.

lol what?

[Dr. Gonzo]

^ are you a cop?

Mind your own business.

[z0sa]

Mind your own business.

i dont have any business to mind.

are you a librarian?

[Dr. Gonzo]

Mind your business

[z0sa]

Mind your business

Are you Samoan?

[Dr. Gonzo]

Yes I am.

[z0sa]

Good thing I'm not prejudiced.

[z0sa]

http://bunkstrutts.files.wordpress.com/2007/12/ground-alapaca.jpg

[Dr. Gonzo]

Fascinating.

[The New Midge]

Hi Everybody!!!

I can't wait for Christmas. I hope everybody remembers to keep the Christ in Christmas.

[Dr. Gonzo]

ha

[Dr. Gonzo]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvarxGzIU3M

[Dr. Gonzo]

haha Dan Fogelberg

[Dr. Gonzo]

I like Huey Lewis and the News more than I like Bruce Springsteen.

[Dr. Gonzo]

It is my belief that Bruce Springsteen sucks major ass.

[Dr. Gonzo]

I bet Flo used to sport a flat-top fade back in the early 90's.

[Dr. Gonzo]

Is there anything gayer than two guys singing into the same microphone?

Well besides buttsecks. Buttsecks is probably the most gay thing any two guys can do.

[Dr. Gonzo]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-8b0IKQxx2k

[florige]

I bet Flo used to sport a flat-top fade back in the early 90's.





Nah I didn't have a flattop fade, but I did have a low fade. lol

[peewee's lovechild]

Flat top Flo is a must see.

[samikeyp]

Flo....you mean you didn't rock one of these??

http://www.x929.ca/shows/newsboy/wp-content/uploads/kid.jpg

[florige]

Flo....you mean you didn't rock one of these??

http://www.x929.ca/shows/newsboy/wp-content/uploads/kid.jpg



Hahaha, hell no! A couple of my friends had them that high though. Mine was much lower.

[peewee's lovechild]

Hahaha, hell no! A couple of my friends had them that high though. Mine was much lower.

Did you tell everyone your name was Kidd?

[z0sa]

Is there anything gayer than two guys singing into the same microphone?

most people do it to add a certain acoustic quality to their harmonies.

[Dr. Gonzo]

most people do it to add a certain acoustic quality to their harmonies.

That's gay.

[z0sa]

That's gay.

I'm guessing you tried it and really liked it then.

:lol

[florige]

Did you tell everyone your name was Kidd?



PW you know that back in the day being a JW having that kind of hairstyle was considered "worldly". Hell I had a hard enough time convincing my mom to let me get a damn fade let alone that shit. lol

[peewee's lovechild]

PW you know that back in the day being a JW having that kind of hairstyle was considered "worldly". Hell I had a hard enough time convincing my mom to let me get a damn fade let alone that shit. lol

:lol:lol:lol

Dude, you should have seen the shit storm in my house when I first let my hair grow out.

It was like Armeggedon was coming in 5 minutes and I had before then to repent or get killed by the Jesus man.