Free Quattro Razor (21)

[ATRAIN]

why would Mel want your hos?

Not sure but since Ash is one of my hos after that bet she lost, mel could keep her to kick whenever she wanted to.

[Melmart1]

Leave it to Viva to fuck up the timing on I.Failed's thread descent.

[Silver21_Black20]

Did you use the word "nice" out of habit?

I was genuinely trying to be nice. Won't happen again.

[Dr. Gonzo]

WXEsSrmabA0

[Dr. Gonzo]

It's my party and I'll rhyme if I want to.

[mrsmaalox]

Hi. My name is Sandra. Nice to meet you!

Ah, nice to meet you too. You are the one with that adorable boxer pup? Is he ginormous now? :)

[CuckingFunt]

WXEsSrmabA0

Eraserhead? Oh snaps!

[ATRAIN]

Ah, nice to meet you too. You are the one with that adorable boxer pup? Is he ginormous now? :)

after dissing you she is trying to brown nose :lmao

[ATRAIN]

Leave it to Viva to fuck up the timing on I.Failed's thread descent.

It shouldnt be around much longer after that but I hustle is going to gay it up with Viva now and keep it around longer than it should be.

[Dr. Gonzo]

Who wants to buy me Class Act for Christmas?

[mrsmaalox]

after dissing you she is trying to brown nose :lmao

Wait, where did I diss her?? Please show me.

[I. Hustle]

Who wants to bet on how long it will take I.Failed's anthem thread to fall off the front page?


Few hours.

At the most.


:lmao wow I just saw that thread after you posted this. I. Failed just lost all credibility and he calls me a homo.

I didn't know whether to go with the faggy rolleyes smilie or the I'm a bitch smilie. I chose neither.

[ATRAIN]

I didn't know whether to go with the faggy rolleyes smilie or the I'm a bitch smilie. I chose neither.

You should go with the im a big pole smoker smilie

[ATRAIN]

I dedicate this song to Melmart.

ok im not gonna lie that was pretty funny

[Dr. Gonzo]

ATRAIN masturbates with shaving cream.

[I. Hustle]

You should go with the im a big pole smoker smilie

:hat

[I. Hustle]

ATRAIN masturbates with shaving cream.

lol

I wonder if the alcohol stings his vagina

[Silver21_Black20]

Ah, nice to meet you too. You are the one with that adorable boxer pup? Is he ginormous now? :)

She just turned one so she is still medium sized. Our other dog is completely in love with her. It's so cute.

[florige]

Flo stop hating



:lol

[ATRAIN]

ATRAIN masturbates with shaving cream.

Hell yeah cause once you finish you can shave all at the same time. Do you want me to masturbate on your hairy tits so we can shave them after?

[Dr. Gonzo]

Joshua

Jenkiiiiiiiiiiins

[Dr. Gonzo]

Hell yeah cause once you finish you can shave all at the same time. Do you want me to masturbate on your hairy tits so we can shave them after?

I don't shave my tits. I pluck.

[Dr. Gonzo]

Is Jenkins your real last name or did you specifically choose a stereotypically black name for laughs?

[ATRAIN]

I don't shave my tits. I pluck.

How about I can jerk off on the small of you back so we can shave there. That way the butterfly tat you have wont be a hairy butterfly.

[Melmart1]

I don't shave my tits. I pluck.

I always thought you were into pain, now I know for sure.

[florige]

Joshua

Jenkiiiiiiiiiiins




Any of you guys here ever jack off using wasabi?

[CuckingFunt]

How about I can jerk off on the small of you back so we can shave there. That way the butterfly tat you have wont be a hairy butterfly.

This would actually imply that you cum shaving cream, not just that you jack off with it.

[ATRAIN]

I always thought you were into pain, now I know for sure.

He likes the red ball in his mouth and being called the gimp.

[florige]

Is Jenkins your real last name or did you specifically choose a stereotypically black name for laughs?



Jenkins sounds like a black name? People always told me that my name sounds white.

[Melmart1]

Will I go to hell if I found the mother infinitely more funny than the alleged cussing doll?

4dHmGwYTxnI

[Silver21_Black20]

Hell yeah cause once you finish you can shave all at the same time. Do you want me to masturbate on your hairy tits so we can shave them after?


I don't shave my tits. I pluck.


How about I can jerk off on the small of you back so we can shave there. That way the butterfly tat you have wont be a hairy butterfly.

You guys are FAGs!

[Dr. Gonzo]

Jenkins sounds like a black name? People always told me that my name sounds white.

Jenkins is extremely black. It's like the Bocanegra for Mexicans.

[ATRAIN]

This would actually imply that you cum shaving cream, not just that you jack off with it.

No not really but I need to clean my junk somewhere so why waste the shaving cream.

[Dr. Gonzo]

Any of you guys here ever jack off using wasabi?

I tried toothpaste once. It kinda burned.

[ATRAIN]

Jenkins is extremely black. It's like the Bocanegra for Mexicans.

:lmao

[Melmart1]

Any of you guys here ever jack off using wasabi?

:wow

[I. Hustle]

That's all BS! Gaytrain jerks it using his tears and snot.

[ATRAIN]

I tried toothpaste once. It kinda burned.

So Jennnnnkins jerked it with Wasabi? Thats pretty fucked up.

[CuckingFunt]

Will I go to hell if I found the mother infinitely more funny than the alleged cussing doll?

That's the most rational response.

[Melmart1]

That's all BS! Gaytrain jerks it using his tears and snot.

The only way you could know this is if you have watched.

[ATRAIN]

That's all BS! Gaytrain jerks it using his tears and snot.

only when im jerking off to a picture of your mom.

[ATRAIN]

Leave it to Viva to fuck up the timing on I.Failed's thread descent.

annnnnd of course im sure we all could have guessed who else would fuck it up as well.

[Melmart1]

annnnnd of course im sure we all could have guessed who else would fuck it up as well.

Yep, the Three Meccotiers strike again.

[I. Hustle]

The only way you could know this is if you have watched.

lol

[I. Hustle]

Yep, the Three Meccotiers strike again.

And to think I dedicated a song to you.

[CuckingFunt]

Yep, the Three Meccotiers strike again.

Burnt mecco?

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

Smurfette doesn't fuck...First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village. But the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her.

And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have reproductive organs under those little white pants. It's just so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. You know, what's the point of living if you don't have a dick?

[I. Hustle]

http://spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=44592&highlight=smurf

[ORION]

Burnt mecco?

i believe you owe me some royalties

[ORION]

I also spoke to someone that posts here at their job and asked her a question.

[I. Hustle]

I also spoke to someone that posts here at their job and asked her a question.

If you could biggie size it?

[ORION]

If you could biggie size it?

no, i was looking for work boots. rolling oaks malls doesn't have shyyt

[I. Hustle]

no, i was looking for work boots. rolling oaks malls doesn't have shyyt

What kind of boots?

[ORION]

What kind of boots?

steel toe with a steel shank

[I. Hustle]

Did you ask AL where the store was?

[ORION]

Did you ask AL where the store was?

They really did not have the type I was looking for. Sears had something close but not slip resistant. Any sugesstions?

[ORION]

No matter how I try,
No matter what I say
I'm blamed
I'm Shamed
I'm judged unfairly

[I. Hustle]

They really did not have the type I was looking for. Sears had something close but not slip resistant. Any sugesstions?

Nope, I don't wear steel toe boots. I just have some plain old Doc Martin work boots. They have them in steel toe too but I don't really know what you are looking for.

[I. Hustle]

No matter how I try,
No matter what I say
I'm blamed
I'm Shamed
I'm judged unfairly

Maybe have a better attitude.
Put a smile on your face or something.
Oh and definately stop masturbating in public.

[ATRAIN]

Smurfette doesn't fuck...First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village. But the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her.

And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have reproductive organs under those little white pants. It's just so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. You know, what's the point of living if you don't have a dick?

So who would win in a brawl the Smurfs or the little construction fuckers from Fraggle Rock?

[florige]

So who would win in a brawl the Smurfs or the little construction fuckers from Fraggle Rock?



Screw it we might as well make it a three-way battle royale and add the Ewoks into the mix as well.

[ATRAIN]

Screw it we might as well make it a three-way battle royale and add the Ewoks into the mix as well.

No way the Ewoks would lose they were all warriors. I think the real battle for the ewoks would be Ewoks vs Hobbits.

[Dr. Gonzo]

Ewoks were bitches. They were little faggots.

[ATRAIN]

Ewoks were bitches. They were little faggots.

So you saying the Hobbits would win?

[ORION]

Everytime I fucking time I come in here !!

[ATRAIN]

Everytime I fucking time I come in here !!

uhh what?

[CuckingFunt]

Everytime I fucking time I come in here !!

That's a bit more information than I needed.

And also something that should probably be checked by a doctor.

[ORION]

uhh what?

you and Flo gay it up with some ....well gay topic

[ORION]

That's a bit more information than I needed.

And also something that should probably be checked by a doctor.

I'll see a doctor when the court orders me, but until then I'm going all out

[ATRAIN]

you and Flo gay it up with some ....well gay topic

and that draws you in I know. You and I. sucksorionoff with be making out soon enough.

[florige]

Everytime I fucking time I come in here !!




You still hooping?

[florige]

you and Flo gay it up with some ....well gay topic



How is talking about the Ewoks gay? They were fighters not lovers.

[ORION]

You still hooping?

Not as much as I'd like too because the league in town hasn't started and I can't drive to SA every Monday. I have been working out more frequently though.

[ORION]

How is talking about the Ewoks gay? They were fighters not lovers.

Dude, C3PO was obviously a gay robot and they worshiped him.

[ATRAIN]

Dude, C3PO was obviously a gay robot and they worshiped him.

Thats a great point

[Trainwreck2100]

Dude, C3PO was obviously a gay robot and they worshiped him.

sound logic

[ORION]

Everyone, lets do something illegal

[ATRAIN]

Everyone, lets do something illegal

Im up for it I really want to strangle my coworker.

[ORION]

Im up for it I really want to strangle my coworker.

male or female

[ORION]

Me,l I played a basketball game against a Laredo from St.Pauls

[I. Hustle]

and that draws you in I know. You and I. sucksorionoff with be making out soon enough.

Hey what did I do?!

Why don't you go make another B2B thread? ZING!

[Trainwreck2100]

Me,l I played a basketball game against a Laredo from St.Pauls

Royales por vida

[ORION]

I try and be nice to you guys and this is how they treat me

[ORION]

Royales por vida

Por Vida !
I used to love playing wall ball against the church

[Trainwreck2100]

Por Vida !
I used to love playing wall ball against the church

Raquetballs>Tennis balls

[ATRAIN]

male or female

female, she is old and I know she can kick the bucket anytime now but I can help mother nature along.

[ATRAIN]

Hey what did I do?!

Why don't you go make another B2B thread? ZING!

What did you do? You were born is what you did.

Yeah the b2b thread accomplished everything we thought it would, thanks for contributing.

[I. Hustle]

:depressed = the Atrain smilie



So O where have you been?

[Melmart1]

Royals por vida!

[ATRAIN]

:depressed = the Atrain smilie



So O where have you been?

Here is your smiley. Everytime you post you push the button

http://www.cool-smileys.com/images/2097.gif

[I. Hustle]

Here is your smiley. Everytime you post you push the button

http://www.cool-smileys.com/images/2097.gif

lol


I found one that suits you better
http://www.tacomaterritory.com/forum/images/smilies/supergay.gif

[ATRAIN]

lol


I found one that suits you better
http://www.tacomaterritory.com/forum/images/smilies/supergay.gif

I cant see it but I can see the name of it LOL supergay. What is the smiley doing?

[ashbeeigh]

I cant see it but I can see the name of it LOL supergay. What is the smiley doing?

It's flashing a picture of you.

[ATRAIN]

I. Swallow is this the one you use when you talk to Orion?

http://www.cool-smileys.com/images/11.gif

[ATRAIN]

It's flashing a picture of you.

Ash no one is talking to you, get your ass to the Workforce Commission.

[florige]

That's a bit more information than I needed.

And also something that should probably be checked by a doctor.


Royals por vida!




:eyebrows Hello ladies!!

[I. Hustle]

I cant see it but I can see the name of it LOL supergay. What is the smiley doing?

It rolls then stops and does the international homo sign ( the broken wrist thing) then raises the fag flag.

[ATRAIN]

:eyebrows Hello ladies!!

Flo come on man, none of that shit

[Silver21_Black20]

:eyebrows Hello ladies!!


Flo come on man, none of that shit

Hahaha

[florige]

Flo come on man, none of that shit




:lmao:lmao

[z0sa]

does anyone here use quattro razors? :lol

[mrsmaalox]

does anyone here use quattro razors? :lol

I have :p:

[I. Hustle]

You keep a bald cooter?

[z0sa]

I have :p:

Is it harsh on your skin?

My mom called me earlier to tell me she bought me one and some extra blades. I think she wants me to shave. 4 blades always seemed like a lot though.

[mrsmaalox]

You keep a bald cooter?

:lol............maybe

[mrsmaalox]

Is it harsh on your skin?

My mom called me earlier to tell me she bought me one and some extra blades. I think she wants me to shave. 4 blades always seemed like a lot though.

Didn't feel harsh to me, but then my use has been limited. Your mom must be a richer, blades are freaking expensive! I don't know how long they last, but men must pay a fortune over a lifetime.

[z0sa]

Didn't feel harsh to me, but then my use has been limited. Your mom must be a richer, blades are freaking expensive!

I think it was like, a set or something on sale. Christmas gift type thing.


I don't know how long they last, but men must pay a fortune over a lifetime.

Hence why I choose to not shave :greedy

[ashbeeigh]

Didn't feel harsh to me, but then my use has been limited. Your mom must be a richer, blades are freaking expensive! I don't know how long they last, but men must pay a fortune over a lifetime.

Most razor blades are expensive. No matter what brand you buy.

[ORION]

I'm famous around these parts. I bet everyone is dying to meet me

[mookie2001]

does anyone here use quattro razors? :lol

interesting you would ask that

mannyisgod got his in the mail about 5 years ago, for free.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

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Cant_Be_Faded, Melmart1, ashbeeigh+


wha-whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatttt

[ORION]

I see how you are Ash !

[ORION]

and you too jaffies

[z0sa]

i used the quattro. it cuts like 4 miniature methed up lumberjacks who got their shit from whotttttt's guy.

[peewee's lovechild]

Smells like sex in here.

Atrain and maalox sex to be precise.

[ATRAIN]

Smells like sex in here.

Atrain and maalox sex to be precise.

Who are you?

[peewee's lovechild]

Who are you?

The guy that banged your mom.

[peewee's lovechild]

Just what the hell is O.P.P.?

[mrsmaalox]

Yikes, peewee drive-by!

[ORION]

Just what the hell is O.P.P.?

well its not that simple. its sorta like another way to call a cat a kitten

[I. Hustle]

Who are you?


The guy that banged your mom.

[ORION]

The guy that banged your mom.

dude, you could be anyone then.

[I. Hustle]

dude, you could be anyone then.

http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/6/69/Raise-your-hand-fool.jpg

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Damn, Orion. I'm surprised you didn't post in my thread yesterday. I'm kinda disappointed in you.

[ORION]

http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/6/69/Raise-your-hand-fool.jpg

bull! I was number 124 and you wanted to trade because you had #256

[ORION]

Damn, Orion. I'm surprised you didn't post in my thread yesterday. I'm kinda disappointed in you.
Which one? What did I miss? I was in SA most of the day.

[ORION]

Damn, Orion. I'm surprised you didn't post in my thread yesterday. I'm kinda disappointed in you.

I apologize, but believe me I played Pantera and Down all day. Then again nothing new

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Ah

[ashbeeigh]

I see how you are Ash !

I had just gone to bed when you sent PM. I thought about seeing who was playing...but then I was for sure going to have to stay up if you were playing poker because you know I always kick your butt.

[z0sa]

believe me I played Pantera and Down all day. Then again nothing new

That's how I feel. I jam Dimebag all the time anyway.

[I. Hustle]

bull! I was number 124 and you wanted to trade because you had #256

I traded with B2B. He had #12 and wanted mine because he said he likes his women extra wet.

[ORION]

I traded with B2B. He had #12 and wanted mine because he said he likes his women extra wet.

there is a big difference between wet and squishy

[I. Hustle]

there is a big difference between wet and squishy

Not to him.

[ashbeeigh]

I think I found my calling. Thanks Craigslist. :tu

http://sanantonio.craigslist.org/etc/1495254019.html

[Dr. Gonzo]

Was that an adult provider ad?

[ATRAIN]

Was that an adult provider ad?

I love you

[Viva Las Espuelas]

there is a big difference between wet and squishy

Indeed.

[Dr. Gonzo]

I love you

I love you too buddy.

[ATRAIN]

I love you too buddy.

I know

Hey where the fuck is my thread?

[Dr. Gonzo]

In yo ass bitch.

[ATRAIN]

In yo ass bitch.

hahaha come on fucker its been longer than you had to wait

[Dr. Gonzo]

hahaha come on fucker its been longer than you had to wait

What?

[ATRAIN]

What?

huh?

[Silver21_Black20]

I love you


I love you too buddy.


I know

Hey where the fuck is my thread?


In yo ass bitch.


hahaha come on fucker its been longer than you had to wait

Is there something you're not telling me Steven?

[peewee's lovechild]

Smells like gay ass sex in here.

[ATRAIN]

Smells like gay ass sex in here.

You would know what gay ass sex smells like fag boy!!

[Silver21_Black20]

Smells like gay ass sex in here.

I didn't smell it until you got here.

[peewee's lovechild]

I didn't smell it until you got here.

I work with Steven. That stench follows you everywhere.

[Melmart1]

Wow, this place just got a nice coat of rainbow paint.

[CuckingFunt]

Wow, this place just got a nice coat of rainbow paint.

Did you know you have a crew?

[Melmart1]

Did you know you have a crew?

Crew? As in rowing boats?

[CuckingFunt]

Crew? As in rowing boats?

Like your version of the Mookie crew.

I'm apparently a member and we're all about negativity.

[peewee's lovechild]

I want in on the Melmart Crew. I'll even buy a bra to contain my boobs.

[peewee's lovechild]

Or, are you guys anti-bra?

Either way, I'm in.

[Dr. Gonzo]

I'm gonna start my own crew.

[peewee's lovechild]

I'm gonna start my own crew.

So, it will be you and ATRAIN?

[peewee's lovechild]

And lots of lube.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

Is there a list of these crews somewhere?

Do they all have names?

[ATRAIN]

And lots of lube.

yup for the ky wrestling with hot chicks. We will invite Mikey and call him blue. YOUR MY BOY BLUE!!

[ATRAIN]

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BLUE YOU'RE MY BOY!!

[ATRAIN]

I want in on the Melmart Crew. I'll even buy a bra to contain my boobs.

Its not the bra we are worried about but make sure you wear pads for your bloody mangina.

[peewee's lovechild]

yup for the ky wrestling with hot chicks. We will invite Mikey and call him blue. YOUR MY BOY BLUE!!

:lol

"I close my eyes. Only for a moment and the moment's gone . . ."

[Melmart1]

I thought the only crew a Mexican belonged on is the work crew outside the Home Depot.

[peewee's lovechild]

Its not the bra we are worried about but make sure you wear pads for your bloody mangina.

It doesn't bleed anymore. I just passed Manopause.

[ATRAIN]

:lol

"I close my eyes. Only for a moment and the moment's gone . . ."

Fuck I didnt know that he really died. Poor blue!!

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/10681819

[ATRAIN]

I thought the only crew a Mexican belonged on is the work crew outside the Home Depot.

I dont know mel there is a whole messican cleaning crew here at work. They all talk to me, guess cause im familia.

[peewee's lovechild]

Fuck I didnt know that he really died. Poor blue!!

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/10681819

:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao

He's probably sitting behind a piano dressed in white belting out "Dust In The Wind" in heaven.

[CuckingFunt]

I dont know mel there is a whole messican cleaning crew here at work. They all talk to me, guess cause im familia.

An entirely gay cleaning crew? That's pretty progressive.

[peewee's lovechild]

I dont know mel there is a whole messican cleaning crew here at work. They all talk to me, guess cause im familia.

When I stayed in a Hyatt hotel in Indianapolis, the cleaning crew was all excited to see me. Even the Mexican ladies working in the gift shop got excited and started to talk to me in Spanish.

It was a funny experience.

[peewee's lovechild]

An entirely gay cleaning crew? That's pretty progressive.

It is Austin he's living in.

[ATRAIN]

An entirely gay cleaning crew? That's pretty progressive.

WTF?? Who said anything about gay? Did you eat paint chips as a child?

[ATRAIN]

It is Austin he's living in.

Yeah but I dont work in Austin, so that doesnt count. Plus come on gays wouldnt be cleaning people. They are all to foofy to wanna get down and clean.

[CuckingFunt]

WTF?? Who said anything about gay? Did you eat paint chips as a child?

You said they knew you were family.

[ATRAIN]

You said they knew you were family.

I said "Familia" Pendeja!! You know like "Raza"!

[CuckingFunt]

I said "Familia" Pendeja!! You know like "Raza"!

Aaah... famiglia... they were mobsters? Even more surprising.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

Does someone need to tell you that you have a crew or do you just know it?

[peewee's lovechild]

Yeah but I dont work in Austin, so that doesnt count. Plus come on gays wouldnt be cleaning people. They are all to foofy to wanna get down and clean.

Oh, they'll "get down and clean" all right.

[CuckingFunt]

Does someone need to tell you that you have a crew or do you just know it?

I think you can suspect it, but there needs to be some form of validation before you can know for sure.

[peewee's lovechild]

I said "Familia" Pendeja!! You know like "Raza"!

:lol:lol

Roid rage again?

[peewee's lovechild]

Does someone need to tell you that you have a crew or do you just know it?

It's all very secretive and you have to learn the super secret deluxe handshake.

[ATRAIN]

:lol:lol

Roid rage again?

I swear to god man between her and ash I might start beating women.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

Interesting.

I suppose you need jackets now.

[ATRAIN]

Does someone need to tell you that you have a crew or do you just know it?

Its like asking for a ZJ.

If you have to ask, you can't afford it.

[CuckingFunt]

I swear to god man between her and ash I might start beating women.

I'm generally curious as to what made you suddenly dislike me. I have a couple theories, but I'm trying to give you more credit than that.

[ATRAIN]

It's all very secretive and you have to learn the super secret deluxe handshake.

I actually have a handshake that one of my friends and I made up when we were interns. Yes we didnt do much and we did stupid things to pass the time. Its funny cause both of us still handshake like that when we see each other and its pretty amazing if you ever wintness it cause its done really fast.

[ATRAIN]

I'm generally curious as to what made you suddenly dislike me. I have a couple theories, but I'm trying to give you more credit than that.

Who said I dislike you?

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

qq? zj?

Please type out the words. My internetness is low at the moment.

Danke.

[peewee's lovechild]

Interesting.

I suppose you need jackets now.

If you're in ATRAIN's crew, you certainly need one.

They do the bukkake thing all over each other. I assume you're going to want to cover yourself up for that.

[Melmart1]

I swear to god man between her and ash I might start beating women.

There are no beaters allowed in my crew. Including the wifebeater shirt that you messicans like to wear.

[peewee's lovechild]

I swear to god man between her and ash I might start beating women.

I thought you already do that.

[CuckingFunt]

I don't have any handshakes or special jackets, but my friend and I got drunk one night and ordered team shirts for our (unbeaten) Cranium team.

[Dr. Gonzo]

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[peewee's lovechild]

I actually have a handshake that one of my friends and I made up when we were interns. Yes we didnt do much and we did stupid things to pass the time. Its funny cause both of us still handshake like that when we see each other and its pretty amazing if you ever wintness it cause its done really fast.

Your handshakes consisted of hand slaps and ended with the rubbing of cocks on each other's gums.

[Melmart1]

I actually have a handshake that one of my friends and I made up when we were interns. Yes we didnt do much and we did stupid things to pass the time. Its funny cause both of us still handshake like that when we see each other and its pretty amazing if you ever wintness it cause its done really fast.

You had a secret handshake? :lmao

Did part of this handshake include making a cupping shape with your hand then placing it over each other's ass?

[peewee's lovechild]

There are no beaters allowed in my crew. Including the wifebeater shirt that you messicans like to wear.

Am I the only Messican that doesn't wear that shit?

[Melmart1]

I don't have any handshakes or special jackets, but my friend and I got drunk one night and ordered team shirts for our (unbeaten) Cranium team.

So would that make you a Smarter?

[CuckingFunt]

There are no beaters allowed in my crew. Including the wifebeater shirt that you messicans like to wear.

I wear wifebeater shirts all the time, but I'm not a messican.

[peewee's lovechild]

"The sky is blue and all the leave are green! My heart is full as a baked potatah!"

[CuckingFunt]

ktvjbv7wq34

I need to watch this again.

[CuckingFunt]

So would that make you a Smarter?

Yes, but, that's hardly a surprise.

Though... maybe "nerder" would be more accurate.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

So who else is in this crew and who gave the validation?

I could probably guess but I'm feeling lazy.

[ATRAIN]

If you're in ATRAIN's crew, you certainly need one.

They do the bukkake thing all over each other. I assume you're going to want to cover yourself up for that.


Your handshakes consisted of hand slaps and ended with the rubbing of cocks on each other's gums.

Seriously man, why is everything you say have a gay innuendo to it? 90% of your posts have either had cock or something in them since you have been back.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

Maybe I have gone emo.

[CuckingFunt]

So who else is in this crew and who gave the validation?

I could probably guess but I'm feeling lazy.

I'm the only one in the crew, as far as I know. It was confirmed in the fight thread when I made everyone cry with my negativities.

[ATRAIN]

You had a secret handshake? :lmao

Did part of this handshake include making a cupping shape with your hand then placing it over each other's ass?

Chingow you too Mel. Why cant it be just with hands. I know pee wee is sex starved but come on mel, your better than that.

[Melmart1]

Yes, but, that's hardly a surprise.

Though... maybe "nerder" would be more accurate.

Why you gotta go being all precise and shit? Next thing you know you will want Atrain to start calling Cosmic Cowboy an "Affluenter"

[ATRAIN]

Maybe I have gone emo.

THATS it,

You are part of Ash's emo crew

[CuckingFunt]

Why you gotta go being all precise and shit? Next thing you know you will want Atrain to start calling Cosmic Cowboy an "Affluenter"

As opposed to "Daddy"?

[ATRAIN]

As opposed to "Daddy"?

If I ever meet you im going to beat you and I dont want you asking why.

[CuckingFunt]

If I ever meet you im going to beat you and I dont want you asking why.

Tough guy.

[ATRAIN]

Tough guy.

Dumb bitch

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

I just got lumped in with Ash?

I have failed, I am panicked. I've sold out, I am worthless, I... What the fuck am I doing here? What the fuck am I doing here? Fuck. It is my weakness, my ultimate lack of conviction that brings me here.

[CuckingFunt]

Dumb bitch

Is it hard to type through the rage?

[Melmart1]

Alright, when the anger management issues begin rearing their ugly heads, it's time to go. :rolleyes

[ATRAIN]

Is it hard to type through the rage?

No, is it hard to type with your head up your own ass?

[CuckingFunt]

I just got lumped in with Ash?

Harsh, isn't it?

[Dr. Gonzo]

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[peewee's lovechild]

If I ever meet you im going to beat you and I dont want you asking why.

:lmao

[CuckingFunt]

No, is it hard to type with your head up your own ass?

I would imagine so. Never having done it, though, that's just speculation.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

Yes. I can't believe all of my e-cred is gone.

[Dr. Gonzo]

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[peewee's lovechild]

"I can trap an animal, skin it with my bare hands"

"I love the sound of metal, snapping on an animals head"

[ATRAIN]

I saw on the news where that guido from the MTV show punched out some girl at a bar. Im sure trainwreck will be sporting it in his sig soon.

[Melmart1]

I just got lumped in with Ash?

I have failed, I am panicked. I've sold out, I am worthless, I... What the fuck am I doing here? What the fuck am I doing here? Fuck. It is my weakness, my ultimate lack of conviction that brings me here.

:tu Only good movie that Nicolas Cage has been in ... well, hell ... in a looong time. I guess maybe since Leaving Las Vegas. How long ago was that?

[peewee's lovechild]

Things that Sound Dirty in Football but aren't

1. The hole closed on him before he could penetrate it.

2. He came at his blind side and got him from behind.

3. He's off to the sidelines for a quick blow.

4. It's a game of inches.

5. That hole was so big, you could drive a truck through it.

6. When you get down in this area, you just gotta start pounding.

7. He's gonna feel that one tomorrow.

8. He found his tight end.

9. End around.

10. He had to stretch to get it in.

11. He gets penetration in the backfield.

12. He blows them off (at the line).

13. He bangs it in.

14. He could go all the way.

15. He gets it off just in time.

16. He goes deep.

17. He found a hole and slid through it.

18. He pounds it in.

19. He beats them off (the line).

20. He's got great hands.

[peewee's lovechild]

Cw_3wyVJbEI

Why do those Ingins sound like Japs?

[CuckingFunt]

I saw on the news where that guido from the MTV show punched out some girl at a bar. Im sure trainwreck will be sporting it in his sig soon.

It's in the Jersey Shore thread in gif form.

[Dr. Gonzo]

Why do those Ingins sound like Japs?

That's the joke.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

I'm thankful that this guido is nothing like the typical NY/NJ guido.

And guidette? Oh, the horror.

[CuckingFunt]

:tu Only good movie that Nicolas Cage has been in ... well, hell ... in a looong time. I guess maybe since Leaving Las Vegas. How long ago was that?

Leaving Las Vegas was 1995. And, looking over his imdb page, he's actually been in several decent movies since then, but the amount of crap is pretty staggering.

[florige]

I'm generally curious as to what made you suddenly dislike me. I have a couple theories, but I'm trying to give you more credit than that.



Atrain has hated EVERYONE here at some point. :lol

[ATRAIN]

Atrain has hated EVERYONE here at some point. :lol

Thats not true. Plus hate is a powerful word lol. You have to really piss me off to get on my bad side.

[ashbeeigh]

I just got lumped in with Ash?


I'm not that bad. And I'm not a guidette, so that must make up for something.

[ashbeeigh]

hopefully.

[peewee's lovechild]

You're a funbagette.

[florige]

Thats not true. Plus hate is a powerful word lol. You have to really piss me off to get on my bad side.


Well you have gotten into it with just about everybody here at some point. :lol

[peewee's lovechild]

Well you have gotten into it with just about everybody here at some point. :lol

I got $5 on CF dropping his ass in 4 rounds.

[ATRAIN]

Well you have gotten into it with just about everybody here at some point. :lol

there are a lot yes, a lot im just fucking with yes but yeah there are some that have been blacklisted.

[florige]

I got $5 on CF dropping his ass in 4 rounds.



Funt says she isn't a fighter though. I would rather see Atrain vs Maalox.

[peewee's lovechild]

Funt says she isn't a fighter though. I would rather see Atrain vs Maalox.

Maalox would suffocate him with those sandbag boobs of hers. Funt would make it interesting.

[mrsmaalox]

I got $5 on CF dropping his ass in 4 rounds.

Ha, what with all this fight talk? Everyone wants to see a fight :lol


Funt says she isn't a fighter though. I would rather see Atrain vs Maalox.

Sorry Flo, I'm afraid I'm not as formidable as you percieve me to be :lol I've never fought anyone. The other match would be better---at least she could take him size-wise.

[mrsmaalox]

Maalox would suffocate him with those sandbag boobs of hers. Funt would make it interesting.

That's just because he won't be able to resist motor-boating!

[ATRAIN]

That's just because he won't be able to resist motor-boating!

IS it still called motorboating when you have anchors that drag on the floor?

[mrsmaalox]

IS it still called motorboating when you have anchors that drag on the floor?

Honey the only dragging anchors are the ones hanging off your......well, you know. ;)

[Silver21_Black20]

That's just because he won't be able to resist motor-boating!


IS it still called motorboating when you have anchors that drag on the floor?


Honey the only dragging anchors are the ones hanging off your......well, you know. ;)

This shit is waaaaay worse than any Facebook talk. I'm just sayin'.

[z0sa]

Honey the only dragging anchors are the ones hanging off your......well, you know. ;)

ATRAIN has elephantiasis?

[peewee's lovechild]

IS it still called motorboating when you have anchors that drag on the floor?

:lol:lol

There are probably milk trails following her titties as they drag on the floor.

[Dr. Gonzo]

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[Dr. Gonzo]

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[mrsmaalox]

This shit is waaaaay worse than any Facebook talk. I'm just sayin'.

No because we didn't talk about it on Facebook and then come back here and say "Yea, and then I told you 'Is it still motorboating.....?' hahahaha". That's the main difference :lol