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IronMexican
05-08-2010, 09:40 AM
Told you guys it was over.

florige
05-08-2010, 09:50 AM
Told you guys it was over.



idk man, the way they are playing they may mess around and beat you guys.

ashbeeigh
05-08-2010, 10:08 AM
I heard Khloe Kardashian talking about her honeymoon last night and wanted to throw something at the TV. She said, "Well, it'll have to be in late June, after Lamar wins the championship...." motherfucker. I hope anyone but the Lakers wins now.

ashbeeigh
05-08-2010, 10:09 AM
Oh and I'd like to thank a nameless couple who couldn't find their way to an adoption fair for waking me up at 9 am....thank you on call.

mookie2001
05-08-2010, 05:34 PM
Oh I do adoptions just to let yall know


Public service

Cant_Be_Faded
05-08-2010, 11:57 PM
damn forgot about the betty white SNL episode tonight

dammit
wanted to see the old chick do her thing

ashbeeigh
05-09-2010, 12:19 AM
damn forgot about the betty white SNL episode tonight

dammit
wanted to see the old chick do her thing

It'll be on Hulu tomorrow.

mookie2001
05-09-2010, 09:02 PM
I hope ginobili knows he's playing around with peoples lives here darnit

this guy is stabbing me in the heart

IronMexican
05-09-2010, 09:53 PM
4-0


2-11 for manu

Dr. Gonzo
05-10-2010, 01:10 PM
http://awkwardfamilyphotos.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/270.books_.portrait.jpg?ab835250

Dr. Gonzo
05-10-2010, 01:13 PM
http://i.imgur.com/aQ0zg.jpg

florige
05-10-2010, 02:53 PM
http://i.imgur.com/aQ0zg.jpg



:lol

ShoogarBear
05-10-2010, 07:37 PM
Happy Suckiest Day, everyone!

That's the day of the year after the Spurs get eliminated.

ashbeeigh
05-10-2010, 07:38 PM
Happy Suckiest Day, everyone!

That's the day of the year after the Spurs get eliminated.

:depressed but look on the upside, it was Mexican Mother's Day today.

ShoogarBear
05-10-2010, 07:40 PM
Mexican Mother's Day? New one on me.

Happy Mexican Mother's Day, midge, you Mexican Mother!

ashbeeigh
05-10-2010, 08:12 PM
And yes I just ran upstairs to answer my phone and who was it? Mother effin' Conn's for David Fucking Owen....screw that guy

PakiDan
05-10-2010, 09:27 PM
:depressed but look on the upside, it was Mexican Mother's Day today.

What the fuck is Mexican Mother's day, and why am I hearing about it from a perpetual teenager?

ashbeeigh
05-10-2010, 09:36 PM
What the fuck is Mexican Mother's day, and why am I hearing about it from a perpetual teenager?

I actually saw it in my calendar and was reminded of it by someone at work.

Dr. Gonzo
05-10-2010, 10:19 PM
And yes I just ran upstairs to answer my phone and who was it? Mother effin' Conn's for David Fucking Owen....screw that guy

http://hostingbytes.us/images/2/7668561.jpg

Dr. Gonzo
05-10-2010, 10:19 PM
http://i.imgur.com/XTI2O.gif

Dr. Gonzo
05-10-2010, 10:20 PM
http://img294.imageshack.us/img294/9733/hatersa.gif

Dr. Gonzo
05-10-2010, 10:22 PM
http://img163.imageshack.us/img163/4091/1268956855279.gif

Dr. Gonzo
05-10-2010, 10:23 PM
http://img94.imageshack.us/img94/323/hatersgonnhate.gif

ShoogarBear
05-10-2010, 10:24 PM
:lol

Dr. Gonzo
05-10-2010, 10:26 PM
:lol

:lol

Dr. Gonzo
05-10-2010, 10:26 PM
:lol


:lol

:rollin

Dr. Gonzo
05-10-2010, 10:27 PM
:lol


:lol


:rollin

:lmao

Dr. Gonzo
05-10-2010, 10:27 PM
:lol


:lol


:rollin


:lmao

Shut up ashbeeigh

Dr. Gonzo
05-10-2010, 10:28 PM
:lol


:lol


:rollin


:lmao


Shut up ashbeeigh

:lol

Dr. Gonzo
05-10-2010, 10:33 PM
I'm listening to 40oz of Freedom. It feels like 1996 in my room right now. Well minus the bong. And minus the 56k modem. But add about 30lbs.

Dr. Gonzo
05-10-2010, 10:34 PM
Hey Shoog, I was watching a black comedian yesterday and he mentioned something about afro sheen. What the hell is it? At first I was thinking it was one of Charlie Sheen's bastard black children but I don't think that's accurate.

Dr. Gonzo
05-10-2010, 10:36 PM
Maybe he said afro shine with a street twang so it sounded like afro sheen?

Dr. Gonzo
05-10-2010, 10:36 PM
I'm ignorant in the ways of the blacks.

Dr. Gonzo
05-10-2010, 10:37 PM
I would have directed this question toward Joshua Jenkiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinsssssssss sssssssssssssssssssssssss, however, I feel he may not know the answer. I think I'm more black than Senor Jenkins.

ShoogarBear
05-10-2010, 10:37 PM
:lol


:lol


:rollin


:lmao

http://img205.imagevenue.com/loc406/th_48844_Joseph_Ducreux_Midge_Shut_the_fuck_up_123 _406lo.jpg (http://img205.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=48844_Joseph_Ducreux_Midge_Shut_the_ fuck_up_123_406lo.jpg)

:lol

ShoogarBear
05-10-2010, 10:38 PM
Hey Shoog, I was watching a black comedian yesterday and he mentioned something about afro sheen. What the hell is it? At first I was thinking it was one of Charlie Sheen's bastard black children but I don't think that's accurate.

It's a type of shiny clothing we would wear to the disco.

Dr. Gonzo
05-10-2010, 10:39 PM
http://img205.imagevenue.com/loc406/th_48844_Joseph_Ducreux_Midge_Shut_the_fuck_up_123 _406lo.jpg (http://img205.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=48844_Joseph_Ducreux_Midge_Shut_the_ fuck_up_123_406lo.jpg)

:lol

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/HatersGH.png

Dr. Gonzo
05-10-2010, 10:40 PM
It's a type of shiny clothing we would wear to the disco.

Kinda like Puff Daddy's suits?

Dr. Gonzo
05-10-2010, 10:44 PM
http://knowyourmeme.com/i/000/046/442/original/127109417952.jpg?1271184817

Dr. Gonzo
05-10-2010, 10:45 PM
That's gotta be the best one yet.

CuckingFunt
05-10-2010, 10:51 PM
Hey Shoog, I was watching a black comedian yesterday and he mentioned something about afro sheen. What the hell is it? At first I was thinking it was one of Charlie Sheen's bastard black children but I don't think that's accurate.

It's like Soul Glo.

Silver21_Black20
05-10-2010, 10:53 PM
And yes I just ran upstairs to answer my phone and who was it? Mother effin' Conn's for David Fucking Owen....screw that guy

Who did you think it was going to be? A boy? florige???

Silver21_Black20
05-10-2010, 10:54 PM
And what the hell is a "florige"?

Silver21_Black20
05-10-2010, 10:56 PM
Do I need to look it up in the Urban Dictionary?

CuckingFunt
05-10-2010, 10:58 PM
And what the hell is a "florige"?

I've been wondering that for years.

CuckingFunt
05-10-2010, 10:59 PM
Do I need to look it up in the Urban Dictionary?

You should create it in Urban Dictionary.

Dr. Gonzo
05-10-2010, 11:01 PM
It's a type of shiny clothing we would wear to the disco.


It's like Soul Glo.

I'm sorry but I have to take the middle-aged black man's answer as the truth.

CuckingFunt
05-10-2010, 11:04 PM
I'm sorry but I have to take the middle-aged black man's answer as the truth.

Bad move. I used to be a wigger. I know what I'm talking about.

IronMexican
05-10-2010, 11:06 PM
4-0

Dr. Gonzo
05-10-2010, 11:08 PM
Dammit I Googled it and I've been had. It appears to be some kind of hair product.

Damn you Shoog. I am just trying to gain information about the black culture. What if I was hangin' in a hood and some black dudes came up to me and offered me some afro sheen. I would have taken their offer thinking I was getting a snazzy new suit but would have just ended up with shiny hair instead. I'm very disappointed.

CuckingFunt
05-10-2010, 11:12 PM
It appears to be some kind of hair product.

Told ya so.

Dr. Gonzo
05-10-2010, 11:42 PM
Why would Shoog lie?

Why?

I. Hustle
05-10-2010, 11:43 PM
super martian robot girl

ShoogarBear
05-11-2010, 12:22 AM
It appears to be some kind of hair product.


:rollin

ShoogarBear
05-11-2010, 12:23 AM
I could show you some pictures of me rockin' the Afro Sheen back in the day.

Went through about a jar a month.

ShoogarBear
05-11-2010, 12:24 AM
Bad move. I used to be a wigger. I know what I'm talking about.

I bet you had some sort of deviant use for it.

Kori Ellis
05-11-2010, 12:24 AM
How old were you when you learned how to swim? Or how old were your kids when you taught them how to swim?

I'm thinking of teaching the babies to swim this summer.. too soon? (They are 9mo/22mo).

ShoogarBear
05-11-2010, 12:26 AM
Why would Shoog lie?

Why?

I was trying to encourage you to expand your horizons, improve your jive, and lessen your chances of being arrested in Arizona.

Kori Ellis
05-11-2010, 12:26 AM
Shoog - I think you asked me where in VA we are going... Charlottesville.

(If it wasn't you who asked, ignore this post :lol)

ShoogarBear
05-11-2010, 12:26 AM
How old were you when you learned how to swim? Or how old were your kids when you taught them how to swim?

I'm thinking of teaching the babies to swim this summer.. too soon? (They are 9mo/22mo).

Umm, I still haven't really learned how to swim.

Kori Ellis
05-11-2010, 12:26 AM
Wait - Midge didn't know what Afro Sheen was?

ShoogarBear
05-11-2010, 12:27 AM
Shoog - I think you asked me where in VA we are going... Charlottesville.

(If it wasn't you who asked, ignore this post :lol)

Yeah, that was me.

Going to see some of the historic landmarks there, like Ralph Sampson's old dorm room?

Kori Ellis
05-11-2010, 12:31 AM
Yeah, that was me.

Going to see some of the historic landmarks there, like Ralph Sampson's old dorm room?

We are going for a wedding, but we will be there for five days. So I'm sure we will see some sights. :lol

It will be interesting to see how the kids do with traveling.

CuckingFunt
05-11-2010, 12:44 AM
How old were you when you learned how to swim? Or how old were your kids when you taught them how to swim?

I'm thinking of teaching the babies to swim this summer.. too soon? (They are 9mo/22mo).

I've been swimming longer than I remember, so... don't know. I do know that I was already at the underwater doggie paddle stage by the time I was 4 or 5. Like a fish, I was.

I know that you can find swim lessons for kids in the two-year-old range, so it shouldn't be too young for the 22-month-old to get started. There are also classes for babies, but I don't know how much of it is about actually swimming vs. just getting accustomed to being in a pool. Don't know that I, personally, would be ready to teach my non-existent children that early, though. I think I'd freak out the whole time.

Kori Ellis
05-11-2010, 12:49 AM
... Don't know that I, personally, would be ready to teach my non-existent children that early, though. I think I'd freak out the whole time.

I'm thinking the same thing. Maybe just the older one this summer, and then wait til next year for the baby. We have a pool in our backyard - so I want them to learn relatively early.

ShoogarBear
05-11-2010, 01:23 AM
We are going for a wedding, but we will be there for five days. So I'm sure we will see some sights. :lol

It will be interesting to see how the kids do with traveling.

Let me know if you're going to get up DC way.

I'm going to be in SA next week for a conference. Unfortunately, there won't be any Spurs games to catch. :depressed

Dr. Gonzo
05-11-2010, 08:14 AM
Wait - Midge didn't know what Afro Sheen was?

I had no idea. I grew up in a town with 3 black people and none of them were very stylish. Also my dad was "old school" so we weren't allowed to watch any show where the cast was over 50% black.

florige
05-11-2010, 08:42 AM
I had no idea. I grew up in a town with 3 black people and none of them were very stylish. Also my dad was "old school" so we weren't allowed to watch any show where the cast was over 50% black.



I thought PW said that he used to rock the afro sheen look?

Dr. Gonzo
05-11-2010, 08:48 AM
I thought PW said that he used to rock the afro sheen look?

He's got the greasy spic look.

mrsmaalox
05-11-2010, 10:14 AM
I had no idea. I grew up in a town with 3 black people and none of them were very stylish. Also my dad was "old school" so we weren't allowed to watch any show where the cast was over 50% black.

Haha. My father in law was like that. He hated that the blacks were always trying to find a way to get into your house, even through the TV. He only watched the channels for "good white folks".

mrsmaalox
05-11-2010, 10:26 AM
Oh and my mother in law was a little old lady like Sofia on the Golden Girls with short, curly white hair. She always complained that she couldn't do a thing with her hair. But then they got this new hair stylist at the retirement home where she lived, and she raved about how talented this lady was and how she always put this amazing product in her hair and how her hair looked so good now. She wanted to me to buy her some of this amazing hair stuff, so I told her to get the name for me. Well the lady gave her a little tube of it to show to me and it was "Afro Sheen"!! I was dying laughing when I explained to her what it was and she got real offended and took that tube and dropped it in the trash, and never went back to that stylist! :lol

Silver21_Black20
05-11-2010, 11:50 AM
I thought PW said that he used to rock the afro sheen look?

Answer my question ...

florige
05-11-2010, 12:26 PM
Answer my question ...





I tried using the name floridae when I searched for a S/N with one of my credit card companies. That wasn't available and florige was. lol

Silver21_Black20
05-11-2010, 01:02 PM
I tried using the name floridae when I searched for a S/N with one of my credit card companies. That wasn't available and florige was. lol

What the hell is a floridae?

florige
05-11-2010, 01:09 PM
What the hell is a floridae?



florida evans? damn, damn, damn! lol

Dr. Gonzo
05-11-2010, 01:12 PM
haha Florida Evans

florige
05-11-2010, 01:18 PM
haha Florida Evans


I have desperately tried to find that ringtone to no avail.

Dr. Gonzo
05-11-2010, 01:35 PM
What's the with the Florida Evans obsession?

Dr. Gonzo
05-11-2010, 01:39 PM
I have desperately tried to find that ringtone to no avail.

http://crackberry.com/ringtone/by/title/damn_damn_damn_florida_evans?cb_mobile=0

florige
05-11-2010, 01:52 PM
http://crackberry.com/ringtone/by/title/damn_damn_damn_florida_evans?cb_mobile=0


Dude! WTF!? Now watch I won't be able to download it onto my crappy phone.


What's the with the Florida Evans obsession?

Not really an obsession. I just loved that one scene and watched it about a million times. lol

florige
05-11-2010, 01:53 PM
Hey Ash, you still need some "real" workout tips that will help you lose weight?

Dr. Gonzo
05-11-2010, 01:56 PM
A black guy that watched Good Times a million times?

Get outta here! I don't believe that.

florige
05-11-2010, 02:00 PM
A black guy that watched Good Times a million times?

Get outta here! I don't believe that.




Not Goodtimes the show, just that one scene. My favorite show back then was Small Wonder.

Kori Ellis
05-11-2010, 06:28 PM
oomeio

kjtikrktiktiktiktikttik
ci

ututuut

]6xc['sd6p6p6p6pp

:bang:flag::blah:lmao

CuckingFunt
05-11-2010, 06:32 PM
"Small Wonder" was a horrible show.

But I couldn't stop watching it.

ashbeeigh
05-11-2010, 06:35 PM
oomeio

kjtikrktiktiktiktikttik
ci

ututuut

]6xc['sd6p6p6p6pp

:bang:flag::blah:lmao

So that's what fig newtons do to you?

ShoogarBear
05-11-2010, 06:40 PM
I had no idea. I grew up in a town with 3 black people and none of them were very stylish.

Impossible. We are all stylish. Those three just must have been some unwashed Mexicans.


Also my dad was "old school" so we weren't allowed to watch any show where the cast was over 50% black.

Damn, so you grew up without seeing any NFL games?


What the hell is a floridae?


florida evans? damn, damn, damn! lol

Dyne-O-MITE!!!

Kori Ellis
05-12-2010, 02:45 AM
So that's what fig newtons do to you?

:lol that was actually the boy typing. He insists sometimes.

Dr. Gonzo
05-12-2010, 08:41 AM
Damn, so you grew up without seeing any NFL games?

The NFL and boxing were okay because it's a bunch of black people knocking the shit out of each other. The words used were a little different but I will edit so I don't make my dad sound like Don Imus.

He's actually grown more tolerant in his older age. He is quite fond of the blacks now.

Dr. Gonzo
05-12-2010, 08:42 AM
:lol that was actually the boy typing. He insists sometimes.

Can I name him?

ashbeeigh
05-12-2010, 09:02 AM
:lol that was actually the boy typing. He insists sometimes.

Awesome! We have a mini mod!

CuckingFunt
05-12-2010, 01:51 PM
:lol that was actually the boy typing. He insists sometimes.

Now, Kori, it's not very nice to refer to LJ as "the boy."

Dr. Gonzo
05-13-2010, 02:18 PM
How are little LJ and little Kori Ellis doing anyways?

Kori Ellis
05-13-2010, 09:15 PM
We let them go swimming tonight for the first time. They had a blast!

ashbeeigh
05-13-2010, 09:42 PM
blah blah blah

marini martini
05-13-2010, 10:27 PM
Today rocked sox!!! Brat traded in engagement ring, for some serious blings & got an apartment. I am so fucking happy!!!:toast

Dr. Gonzo
05-13-2010, 10:27 PM
God damn ashbeeigh. Kori tries to share a little bit of her life with her new children and you have to be rude like that. You should be ashamed of yourself.

PakiDan
05-13-2010, 11:31 PM
blah blah blah

Damn Ash... if it's not on MTV... you're not interested.... that was harsh!

Props Kori!

mookie2001
05-14-2010, 12:13 AM
I had this dream about these angels I had this dream the other night

it was really weird

They were playing guitars, and getting loud

and they spilt beer on Jesus

Trainwreck2100
05-14-2010, 12:26 AM
the angels were the mookie crew, the jesus, was you.

Kori Ellis
05-14-2010, 02:56 AM
:lol Ashbeeigh

ashbeeigh
05-14-2010, 08:55 AM
:lol Ashbeeigh

I was going to say I was jealous, but then i changed my mind.

Dr. Gonzo
05-14-2010, 10:50 AM
You are jealous of Kori for having kids? Does this mean you are eager to have kids yourself? If so, Flo get to it!

ashbeeigh
05-14-2010, 11:01 AM
You are jealous of Kori for having kids? Does this mean you are eager to have kids yourself? If so, Flo get to it!

I was jealous of the swimming, not Kori!

But, speaking of babies...I see plenty of kids on a daily basis to know that I am not ready for kids. I would love to have them someday. Not now, oh not now.

mookie2001
05-14-2010, 11:44 AM
You got such a good head on your shoulders girl!

Dr. Gonzo
05-14-2010, 12:10 PM
ha

ShoogarBear
05-14-2010, 06:06 PM
Midge's long lost brother! (http://www.metro.co.uk/news/825911-squid-sex-man-facing-charges)

Dr. Gonzo
05-20-2010, 10:37 AM
Midge's long lost brother! (http://www.metro.co.uk/news/825911-squid-sex-man-facing-charges)

Shit how did I miss this. That's funny stuff.

mookie2001
05-20-2010, 11:07 AM
-is your name Andrew Dymond?

Naww mines Clarence






Has anyone ever clicked the lost thread thinking it was the quattro?

It's a weird weird feeling

jman3000
05-20-2010, 07:27 PM
The fuck?

jman3000
05-20-2010, 07:29 PM
Fuck I'm already almost 25. I still remember going to my first gtg at the age of 20 and refusing offers of beer because I was underage :lol.

Silly me.

ashbeeigh
05-20-2010, 09:50 PM
Fuck I'm already almost 25. I still remember going to my first gtg at the age of 20 and refusing offers of beer because I was underage :lol.

Silly me.

Cry me an 'effing river. I'll be 26 on Monday.

mookie2001
05-20-2010, 10:15 PM
Happy birthday ashbeeigh


I'll tell yall about 1982 one day, ohh the places you'll go

ashbeeigh
05-20-2010, 10:28 PM
Happy birthday ashbeeigh


I'll tell yall about 1982 one day, ohh the places you'll go

haha. Serious?

florige
05-20-2010, 10:31 PM
Cry me an 'effing river. I'll be 26 on Monday.




Damn Ash you are reaching granny status. :toast

florige
05-20-2010, 10:32 PM
The fuck?



Have you been?

ashbeeigh
05-20-2010, 11:02 PM
Damn Ash you are reaching granny status. :toast

shit yeah. Four more years and I join the crew.

Silver21_Black20
05-20-2010, 11:30 PM
Cry me an 'effing river. I'll be 26 on Monday.

26? Yikes, you're old!

CuckingFunt
05-20-2010, 11:37 PM
30 is not old enough to be part of the granny crew, you fucking fucks.

ShoogarBear
05-20-2010, 11:55 PM
Eh? What's that you are saying? Speak up!

ShoogarBear
05-20-2010, 11:56 PM
Hey, doesn't that mean you're supposed to be hitting your sexual peak now, anyway?

Ignignokt
05-21-2010, 12:00 AM
30 is not old enough to be part of the granny crew, you fucking fucks.

Eeeeyyuuuuu eh he he..

Cuckingfunt is way too avant garde for time periods. eh he he.

Age is like totally a Protestant European Male construct.

You've never seen a woman in her glory like Cuckingfunt did in Vienna where she stayed at an Italian Cello Maestro's house during spring break and happened upon a 38 yr old Gypsy poet named matilda. I mean, her hair was greasy, and her skin was splashed with the vibrant colors of the sun, but her poetry and the character of her wrinkles is what really showed the ancient beauty of the woman.

Cuckingfunt wont admire art unless it makes a political statement and its mired in either Kurt vonnegut's blood, urine, or feces.

CuckingFunt
05-21-2010, 12:03 AM
Do you get cell phone alerts every time I post?

Ignignokt
05-21-2010, 12:06 AM
Do you get cell phone alerts every time I post?


Eyyoooou eh ehe he he.

Cell phones are so gaudy and corporate.

Do you think i'm bourgouese and consume applebees too?

Instigator_
05-21-2010, 12:08 AM
:corn:

marini martini
05-21-2010, 12:08 AM
give it up mouse!!!

CuckingFunt
05-21-2010, 12:10 AM
Do you think i'm bourgouese and consume applebees too?

Certainly not now that I know you can't spell "bourgeoisie."

marini martini
05-21-2010, 12:12 AM
Certainly not now that I know you can't spell "bourgeoisie."

:tu Busted mouse!!!:toast

:lmao:lmao:lmao

ShoogarBear
05-21-2010, 12:12 AM
That's not mouse.

Ignignokt
05-21-2010, 12:22 AM
Certainly not now that I know you can't spell "bourgeoisie."

Certainly not now that I know you googled the correct spelling.

Cant_Be_Faded
05-21-2010, 01:29 AM
anyone ever jacked off three times in a row and look into this thread for a lewd cuckingfunt post to finish thes session off?

Dr. Gonzo
05-21-2010, 08:15 AM
Eeeeyyuuuuu eh he he..

Cuckingfunt is way too avant garde for time periods. eh he he.

Age is like totally a Protestant European Male construct.

You've never seen a woman in her glory like Cuckingfunt did in Vienna where she stayed at an Italian Cello Maestro's house during spring break and happened upon a 38 yr old Gypsy poet named matilda. I mean, her hair was greasy, and her skin was splashed with the vibrant colors of the sun, but her poetry and the character of her wrinkles is what really showed the ancient beauty of the woman.

Cuckingfunt wont admire art unless it makes a political statement and its mired in either Kurt vonnegut's blood, urine, or feces.

I found this to be a fantastic post. Although I would have gone with a more obscure writer. Kurt Vonnegut is so mainstream. You should have used Julien Gracq instead.

But minor knit picking aside, I give that a solid B+. Well done gtownspur.

CuckingFunt
05-21-2010, 12:10 PM
I found this to be a fantastic post. Although I would have gone with a more obscure writer. Kurt Vonnegut is so mainstream. You should have used Julien Gracq instead.

But minor knit picking aside, I give that a solid B+. Well done gtownspur.

Michel Foucault.

ShoogarBear
05-21-2010, 02:18 PM
Oh, so now it's a battle of the pretentious booshwah no-name writers.

Ishmael Reed.

mookie2001
05-21-2010, 02:36 PM
Mike Gainer

Very very indie

from Victoria, his work is huge

Dr. Gonzo
05-21-2010, 02:57 PM
Samuel Slatouski III

He only writes on napkins and throws them away.

Viva Las Espuelas
05-21-2010, 03:03 PM
30 is not old enough to be part of the granny crew, you fucking fucks.
depends on what city you're in.........

ShoogarBear
05-22-2010, 02:07 AM
Samuel Slatouski III

He only writes on napkins and throws them away.


That would win him the Noble Prize for Literature in Victoria.

mookie2001
05-22-2010, 02:27 AM
I never read Yankee books, Victorias worldwide

CuckingFunt
05-23-2010, 09:15 PM
Fuck packing.

Right in the ear.

ashbeeigh
05-24-2010, 09:19 AM
still not a fan of 26.

Dr. Gonzo
05-24-2010, 11:29 AM
Are you still trying to bait people into wishing you happy birthday?

ashbeeigh
05-24-2010, 03:32 PM
Are you still trying to bait people into wishing you happy birthday?

No, facebook does a good job at that. Now I'm just bitching because I'm old.

florige
05-24-2010, 03:39 PM
No, facebook does a good job at that. Now I'm just bitching because I'm old.



Get used to it because it is only downhill from here on.

ShoogarBear
05-24-2010, 06:27 PM
Hey, doesn't that mean you're supposed to be hitting your sexual peak now, anyway?

RashoFan
05-24-2010, 09:02 PM
No, facebook does a good job at that. Now I'm just bitching because I'm old.

For that comment...I do bite my thumb at you.....26 is old???:rolleyes

oh and.....Happy Birthday Ash!:birthday:

RashoFan
05-24-2010, 09:17 PM
Get used to it because it is only downhill from here on.

the older the berry the sweeter the juice....
http://www.moviegoods.com/large_detail.asp?http://www.moviegoods.com//Assets/product_images/1020/295950.1020.A.jpg

marini martini
05-24-2010, 09:49 PM
the older the berry the sweeter the juice....


Gracias Becky!!!:toast


In before the lock!!!:tu


:birthday::huddle::birthday:....................As h!!!:toast

RashoFan
05-25-2010, 12:31 AM
I'll be knocking on 40's door next spring....how the hell did I make this long???
lol...

RashoFan
05-25-2010, 09:12 AM
uggh...sitting in jury duty...I hope today flies by....

mookie2001
05-25-2010, 11:22 AM
So i dont get it?

They mail you a census, bring you one to your door, bring you another one then won't leave until you fill it out with them?

ashbeeigh
05-25-2010, 11:36 AM
So i dont get it?

They mail you a census, bring you one to your door, bring you another one then won't leave until you fill it out with them?

Just consider it your way of keeping them employed, mookie.

mookie2001
05-25-2010, 11:42 AM
I just handed them a postit with "1 MEXICAN! Name ZORRO"

florige
05-25-2010, 12:02 PM
the older the berry the sweeter the juice....
http://www.moviegoods.com/large_detail.asp?http://www.moviegoods.com//Assets/product_images/1020/295950.1020.A.jpg



:lol I was mainly just messing with Ash because she was messing with all of us 30 and over people. I told her I would torture her every birthday from now on.

RashoFan
05-25-2010, 12:45 PM
hey Flo, how do I get out of jury duty without upsetting the judge and getting tossed in jail or fined...the suggestions are: I believe in the death penalty.... he just looks guilty....get a rope.... call in a threat of some sort...or pull the fire alarm....

florige
05-25-2010, 01:00 PM
hey Flo, how do I get out of jury duty without upsetting the judge and getting tossed in jail or fined...the suggestions are: I believe in the death penalty.... he just looks guilty....get a rope.... call in a threat of some sort...or pull the fire alarm....




Where are you in the holding area now praying that a judge doesn't call your number before 4? :lol

RashoFan
05-25-2010, 01:21 PM
Thanks Flo...real big help there... :lol
we should be getting ready for the afternoon sessions...let get this going...

florige
05-25-2010, 01:27 PM
Thanks Flo...real big help there... :lol
we should be getting ready for the afternoon sessions...let get this going...



I got called like two months ago. The defense didn't want me once I told them I was a cop. Well I'm guessing thats why I got dismissed from that one trial. Do they have the movies playing in the waiting area?

RashoFan
05-25-2010, 02:20 PM
I got called like two months ago. The defense didn't want me once I told them I was a cop. Well I'm guessing thats why I got dismissed from that one trial. Do they have the movies playing in the waiting area?

No they don't play movies, but there is wi fi...do you fill out a mini questionaire that comes with the summons? Our has one..asks what your profession is and such...I'm thinking that since I'm a Paramedic, I have an 75% chance on not getting picked...

RashoFan
05-25-2010, 02:21 PM
And where the hell is everyone else??? This used to be the place for all to hang out... :(

florige
05-25-2010, 04:26 PM
No they don't play movies, but there is wi fi...do you fill out a mini questionaire that comes with the summons? Our has one..asks what your profession is and such...I'm thinking that since I'm a Paramedic, I have an 75% chance on not getting picked...




I am pretty sure the questionaire didn't ask what my profession was though. It was funny because one of the guys who was in the waiting area with me was a city prosecutor. lol It sucked because everytime they would have a movie on and it started getting to the good parts a judge would summon us to a court room. It is still an all day thing whether or not you get called for the selection process.

I am not sure where everyone is. A few people still post here. Its just hard catching everyone on at the same time.

RashoFan
05-25-2010, 09:07 PM
I managed to not get picked...we were released @ 3:15 pm...I think being a Paramedic helps keep me from getting picked. I am sure I will get picked one day because of what I do...

ashbeeigh
05-25-2010, 09:15 PM
My last jury duty I was called at like 12:15, like second go around for a mental competency hearing thing. Prosecution wanted to pick me because I was such a smart ass, but they recessed and retested the guy and found that he was too low functioning. So I left at like 2. It was genius.

Dr. Gonzo
05-26-2010, 04:09 PM
http://img.chan4chan.com/img/2010-02-11/26727.png

ShoogarBear
05-26-2010, 07:00 PM
Carry me back to Old Morocco
Where the tea is strong and so are the people

ShoogarBear
05-26-2010, 07:00 PM
Rama rama rama watch me now

ShoogarBear
05-26-2010, 07:01 PM
You youngsters wouldn't know about that.

ShoogarBear
05-26-2010, 07:01 PM
Haw, haw. Somebody parked outside my house got his car booted.

ShoogarBear
05-26-2010, 07:01 PM
Brb.

ShoogarBear
05-26-2010, 07:02 PM
Haw, haw. It wasn't me.

Cant_Be_Faded
05-26-2010, 07:02 PM
So i dont get it?

They mail you a census, bring you one to your door, bring you another one then won't leave until you fill it out with them?

We caaaaant move forward.
Until you mail it back!

ashbeeigh
05-28-2010, 09:48 AM
damn.This 4 day weekend is already killing me. It's 9:45 and I'm ready to go shopping.

Dr. Gonzo
05-28-2010, 02:56 PM
Ashbeeigh is the new tonylongoriafan. Sitting here bragging about your disposable income...shame on you.

RashoFan
05-30-2010, 07:58 AM
this 4 day weekend is killing me, I had to deal with idiots for 2 days and going for 3 tonight. I am ready for beer and BBQ on Monday!!!

ashbeeigh
05-31-2010, 08:00 PM
I know what a Chicago Blackhawk is but what the hell is Philadelphia Flyer? And don't tell me someone who flies around with a hockey puck.

Trainwreck2100
05-31-2010, 08:09 PM
I know what a Chicago Blackhawk is but what the hell is Philadelphia Flyer? And don't tell me someone who flies around with a hockey puck.

nobody gives a shit about hockey in may

Trainwreck2100
06-03-2010, 03:31 PM
bmuping this shit for sad keanu

Trainwreck2100
06-03-2010, 03:31 PM
http://img541.imageshack.us/img541/8365/1275440558046.jpg

Dr. Gonzo
06-03-2010, 03:33 PM
I wonder what kind of sandwich that is.

ashbeeigh
06-03-2010, 03:36 PM
I had no idea that was keanu until I looked up a bit farther. Poor KEanu. It isn't 1988 anymore.

florige
06-03-2010, 03:36 PM
He is a bum now?

florige
06-03-2010, 03:37 PM
Ironically I just got finished watching Point Break.

Trainwreck2100
06-03-2010, 03:39 PM
I had no idea that was keanu until I looked up a bit farther. Poor KEanu. It isn't 1988 anymore.

In 1998 he lost his child to miscarriage and his girlfriend to drugs

ashbeeigh
06-03-2010, 03:55 PM
In 1998 he lost his child to miscarriage and his girlfriend to drugs

What a wealth of Keanu knowledge. Are you stalking him?

ashbeeigh
06-03-2010, 03:55 PM
Because it sure sounds like it.

ashbeeigh
06-03-2010, 03:55 PM
Good lord I need a nap.

Dr. Gonzo
06-03-2010, 03:57 PM
Good lord I need a nap.

Go take a fucking nap already.

Dr. Gonzo
06-03-2010, 03:57 PM
And Point Break was bad ass.

florige
06-04-2010, 12:24 AM
And Point Break was bad ass.

Best part of that movie was Utah jumping out of that plane with no shute.

Dr. Gonzo
06-04-2010, 10:41 AM
I still wake up in the middle of the night in agony over the death of Patrick Swayze.

Allan Rowe vs Wade
06-04-2010, 08:43 PM
im a ted theodore logan man myself

CuckingFunt
06-18-2010, 06:53 PM
I'm currently in a hotel room within the state of Texas. I figured that was worth resurrecting The Quattro from the 6th page.

mookie2001
06-18-2010, 06:55 PM
republicans sure are thread killers

florige
06-18-2010, 11:48 PM
I'm currently in a hotel room within the state of Texas. I figured that was worth resurrecting The Quattro from the 6th page.


I thought you would be in NO's by now?

samikeyp
06-24-2010, 10:37 AM
yo.

ashbeeigh
06-24-2010, 11:41 AM
Can we just lock this thing and let it die? Why Mikey?! Why?!

mookie2001
06-24-2010, 12:12 PM
There can never be justice on stolen land

RashoFan
06-26-2010, 10:16 AM
Can we just lock this thing and let it die? Why Mikey?! Why?!

Nah...
....CLEAR.....zzzzzzzzzzaaaaaaaappppppppp.....

Dr. Gonzo
06-28-2010, 08:46 PM
God dammit ATRAIN. You are such a fag.

IronMexican
06-28-2010, 10:08 PM
Kind of an understatement.

CuckingFunt
06-28-2010, 10:13 PM
God dammit ATRAIN. You are such a fag.

Well, duh.

ashbeeigh
06-28-2010, 11:36 PM
I haven't even finished submitting the application and grad school is exhausting. How do you all do this?

Dr. Gonzo
06-28-2010, 11:39 PM
I haven't even finished submitting the application and grad school is exhausting. How do you all do this?

I'm fucking brilliant. It's gravy for me.


GRAAAVYYY!!!

marini martini
06-28-2010, 11:39 PM
God dammit ATRAIN. You are such a fag.

mrsmaalox
06-29-2010, 10:12 AM
No need to snivel Marini. No doubt the newest ATRAIN incarnation walks amongst us already!

mrsmaalox
06-29-2010, 10:14 AM
Hahaha. Ooopsie :D

The Reckoning
07-06-2010, 03:50 AM
In 'Back to the Future' Doc Brown sets the time clock in the Delorean to a day 25 years in the future, yesterday was that day.

ashbeeigh
07-06-2010, 09:21 AM
In 'Back to the Future' Doc Brown sets the time clock in the Delorean to a day 25 years in the future, yesterday was that day.

I call bullshit.

http://www.worldcorrespondents.com/july-5-2010-back-to-the-future-destination-time-is-a-hoax/886926

Dr. Gonzo
07-08-2010, 03:50 PM
cdaAWFoWr2c

Dr. Gonzo
07-09-2010, 11:53 AM
http://i46.tinypic.com/117g3yu.jpg

Jekka
07-09-2010, 01:46 PM
I haven't even finished submitting the application and grad school is exhausting. How do you all do this?

Dude, those apps suck ass. My Myers-Briggs type actually changed thanks to the application process - I went from INFP to INFJ have yet to change back.

That being said, grad school is as hard as you make it. Then you get to job search afterward. Again! Hooray!

Dr. Gonzo
07-09-2010, 01:54 PM
CliBi0DpA2s

Dr. Gonzo
07-09-2010, 01:57 PM
8DyiAGBzA-o

bigzak25
07-09-2010, 02:17 PM
You got me interested Jekka, so I took the Jung one online.

This is especially helpful to me right now as I am career searching, so much thanks. :toast

http://www.humanmetrics.com/cgi-win/JTypes2.asp

My Type is
ENFJ

Strength of the preferences %
Extroverted Intuitive Feeling Judging
22 38 38 56

Qualitative analysis of your type formula

You are:

* slightly expressed extrovert
* moderately expressed intuitive personality
* moderately expressed feeling personality
* moderately expressed judging personality


Seems like I may be suited for teaching or social work of some kind. I'm tired of being in the manufacturing field and working to line corporate pockets.

Thanks again.

Dr. Gonzo
07-09-2010, 02:19 PM
From what I understand you may be on the wagon. Is the right Zak? If so have you ever considered being a chemical dependency counselor? If that shows you are suited for some kind of social work this may be up your alley. Just my 2 pennies.

bigzak25
07-09-2010, 02:38 PM
You could say I'm on the wagon. I feel I'm learning to drive it actually.

I could see myself helping the chemically dependent. I don't want to limit myself, but frankly, I am much more interested in helping children in need. I'd like to help kids that need help before they become chemically dependent, or worse.

Thanks for the suggestion man. I hope you and the Mrs. are doing well!

Dr. Gonzo
07-09-2010, 02:46 PM
We are doing very well. Thanks for asking.

ashbeeigh
07-09-2010, 04:00 PM
I am for sure an NFJ. It just depends on how I'm feeling that day as to whether I'm an I or an E but there is no way in hell I am anything other than an NFJ. Even when I try to psych the test out (ha..did you like that?) The only other thing I get is a NTJ but I can't ever get to the other end to a TNP.

ashbeeigh
07-09-2010, 04:00 PM
double post.

IronMexican
07-09-2010, 04:47 PM
ATRAIN hasn't been on today. Must be getting ready for that new KoRn album.

CuckingFunt
07-09-2010, 05:54 PM
Dude, those apps suck ass. My Myers-Briggs type actually changed thanks to the application process - I went from INFP to INFJ have yet to change back.

That being said, grad school is as hard as you make it. Then you get to job search afterward. Again! Hooray!

I'm very glad to be done with the application process. Very glad. The waiting for responses/offers/decision process was a pain, too. And, considering I didn't end up at a school with my dual degree as an option, I probably get to do it all again in two years. Yay!!

Jekka
07-09-2010, 08:00 PM
I'm very glad to be done with the application process. Very glad. The waiting for responses/offers/decision process was a pain, too. And, considering I didn't end up at a school with my dual degree as an option, I probably get to do it all again in two years. Yay!!

So you're doing Tulane for art history then? If later on you need reviews on MLIS degree programs, I know people that have been to most of them.

Dr. Gonzo
07-10-2010, 12:09 AM
ATRAIN hasn't been on today. Must be getting ready for that new KoRn album.

ATRAIN is a dirty homo.

Dr. Gonzo
07-10-2010, 12:09 AM
I take that back. He is a filthy homo.

Dr. Gonzo
07-10-2010, 12:11 AM
Atari Teenage Riot will be in Austin. I am psyched.

mookie2001
07-10-2010, 12:15 AM
atr i heard of them


patrick o'hearn and vordul mega are playing at riverside convention center in riverside park victoria texas


just kidding o hearns too irish sounding for me

Dr. Gonzo
07-10-2010, 10:51 PM
9HQ_MRILOfU

mookie2001
07-10-2010, 11:01 PM
annie lennox dont let it bring ya down playa probably better

The Reckoning
07-10-2010, 11:07 PM
9HQ_MRILOfU


i still think the original is bettuh

k0t0EW6z8a0

mookie2001
07-10-2010, 11:09 PM
damnit hunter you couldnt resist could you?

i thought you were too cool for that

IronMexican
07-10-2010, 11:12 PM
hunter? :crofl

mookie2001
07-10-2010, 11:14 PM
rofl burrrr.... its a nickname

hunterthereckoning

Dr. Gonzo
07-10-2010, 11:14 PM
The original is better but she did pretty well. She has big tatas as well.

Kori Ellis
07-10-2010, 11:25 PM
lol Spurs offseason :td

The Reckoning
07-10-2010, 11:31 PM
The original is better but she did pretty well. She has big tatas as well.


:wow:wow

i agree

The Reckoning
07-10-2010, 11:33 PM
hunter? :crofl

http://i27.tinypic.com/1zxl6yw.jpg

mookie2001
07-10-2010, 11:38 PM
deliver us from evil!

rofl what a lame game

IronMexican
07-11-2010, 12:13 AM
Still lame. Lame like that time timvp made a thread about how sick he was.

CuckingFunt
07-11-2010, 12:28 AM
Finally tried Blue Bell ice cream. Thumbs up, gotta say.

mookie2001
07-11-2010, 12:37 AM
momma hollerin through the screen, would you kids like some goddamn ice cream?

shit was so much simpler back then

The Reckoning
07-12-2010, 02:12 AM
Finally tried Blue Bell ice cream. Thumbs up, gotta say.


YwSZvHqf9qM

The Reckoning
07-12-2010, 02:44 AM
mookie did you hear smerdyakov is going to law school in SA?

Trainwreck2100
07-13-2010, 12:14 PM
http://img820.imageshack.us/img820/579/chess900.gif

bigzak25
07-13-2010, 01:44 PM
Now that's funny, Trainwreck...:lol

Trainwreck2100
07-14-2010, 12:38 AM
Now that's funny, Trainwreck...:lol

i always bring the funny

Cant_Be_Faded
07-14-2010, 12:50 AM
Finally tried Blue Bell ice cream. Thumbs up, gotta say.

what
tha
fuck

Cant_Be_Faded
07-14-2010, 12:51 AM
Atari Teenage Riot will be in Austin. I am psyched.

you need to post shit like this more often

had i not seen this i would have never known
gonna catch their dallas show for sure

Cant_Be_Faded
07-14-2010, 01:15 AM
I just checked out some of those new ATR videos....why does the asian-looking chick not look asian anymore? lol

Kori Ellis
07-14-2010, 01:24 AM
Our baby is walking... 10 steps without falling down. She's awesome.

The Reckoning
07-14-2010, 01:26 AM
http://i30.tinypic.com/j7yy4k.jpg