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Dr. Gonzo
02-04-2010, 11:41 AM
Meeeatloaf!!!!

Sammmmmich!!!!

Dr. Gonzo
02-04-2010, 11:45 AM
Anus Wink would be a cool name for a band.

Dr. Gonzo
02-04-2010, 11:55 AM
Where the fuck is ORION. I haven't seen that dude on in a while.

I. Hustle
02-04-2010, 12:11 PM
I think his gay porn movies are doing better than expected and he doesn't have time for ST anymore. MiamiHeat started a thread about his latest movie "Loosening Orion's Belt". He said it was a SciFi thriller.

Dr. Gonzo
02-04-2010, 12:17 PM
I saw a dead chupacabra a couple of weeks ago.

I. Hustle
02-04-2010, 12:19 PM
I saw a dead chupacabra a couple of weeks ago.

Would it be weird if goats were eating it?

Dr. Gonzo
02-04-2010, 12:22 PM
That would be fucking incredible.

I. Hustle
02-04-2010, 12:25 PM
Mariah Carey is kind of funky looking but I still want to put it in her. Is that weird?

Dr. Gonzo
02-04-2010, 12:26 PM
She looked better 15 years ago when she was in her early 30's.

I. Hustle
02-04-2010, 12:30 PM
Yeah she did but I would still split her clam.

I would bone Kristin Chenoweth too though. Maybe I am just weird.

Dr. Gonzo
02-04-2010, 12:35 PM
Is that the chick with the weird trollish voice?

ORION
02-04-2010, 12:42 PM
Where the fuck is ORION. I haven't seen that dude on in a while.
Here I am you silly billy !

Dr. Gonzo
02-04-2010, 12:43 PM
You should put the vagina fruit back in your avatar.

ORION
02-04-2010, 12:43 PM
I think his gay porn movies are doing better than expected and he doesn't have time for ST anymore. MiamiHeat started a thread about his latest movie "Loosening Orion's Belt". He said it was a SciFi thriller.
I use my belt to choke myself out

ORION
02-04-2010, 12:46 PM
You should put the vagina fruit back in your avatar.
I don't know. I have to find something even better. My job takes me to strange places sometimes, so I'm sure to find something spectacular

Dr. Gonzo
02-04-2010, 02:12 PM
Joshua
Jenkins?

I. Hustle
02-04-2010, 02:17 PM
I use my belt to choke myself out

Is that what it's about? Sorry I haven't seen the movie.

I. Hustle
02-04-2010, 02:17 PM
Is that the chick with the weird trollish voice?

Yeah, google her.

CuckingFunt
02-04-2010, 02:26 PM
Anus Wink would be a cool name for a band.

Sphincter Wink would be better. Fun to say.

Dr. Gonzo
02-04-2010, 02:26 PM
Actually that is better.

to21
02-04-2010, 03:14 PM
"Penile Fracture" would be good for a all female metal band.

florige
02-04-2010, 04:05 PM
Where the fuck is ORION. I haven't seen that dude on in a while.




He has found a new passion in fb updating. :lol

florige
02-04-2010, 04:08 PM
We are supposed to be getting 20 inches of snow this weekend.:bang

Dr. Gonzo
02-04-2010, 04:20 PM
D39Lm_HRfOs

ashbeeigh
02-04-2010, 04:28 PM
We are supposed to be getting 20 inches of snow this weekend.:bang

snowpalypse 3.0.

Dr. Gonzo
02-04-2010, 04:43 PM
No ashbeeigh. That's stupid.

Dr. Gonzo
02-04-2010, 05:02 PM
I used to put quarters in my Roos. Why can't more shoes have pockets?

ashbeeigh
02-04-2010, 06:06 PM
No ashbeeigh. That's stupid.

:depressed

Silver21_Black20
02-04-2010, 10:20 PM
My question is why in the hell were you dressed up in a three piece suit to go get STD tested?


Cause his tuxedo was at the cleaners.

Seriously people, this was gold and nobody :lol or :rollin or :lmao.

So sad. So, so sad.

Dr. Gonzo
02-04-2010, 10:26 PM
I thought that was gold.

Dr. Gonzo
02-04-2010, 10:41 PM
Why do I find this so amusing? The second video has a brilliant interview with a crazy lady at the 6:48 mark.

cw6cqsUrpPI
SesJTJsM1uE
BOlYUhWORZY

Dr. Gonzo
02-04-2010, 10:43 PM
:lmao they sacrificed babies they stole

Dr. Gonzo
02-05-2010, 11:08 AM
:splitter

That is a violent smiley

I. Hustle
02-05-2010, 11:20 AM
http://planetsmilies.net/violent-smiley-1415.gifhttp://www.reel-time.com/forum/images/smilies/violent-smiley-045.gifhttp://planetsmilies.net/violent-smiley-1424.gifhttp://www.highprofits.com/affiliate-forum/images/smilies/violent-smiley-092.gifhttp://planetsmilies.net/violent-smiley-1435.gif

Dr. Gonzo
02-05-2010, 11:51 AM
atrain called me last night and was crying. He had his first gay experience and was scared he might have liked it too much. It was sad. I feel bad for the chubby bastard.

I. Hustle
02-05-2010, 11:54 AM
atrain called me last night and was crying. He had his first gay experience and was scared he might have liked it too much. It was sad. I feel bad for the chubby bastard.

Wow! Orion called me last night with the same problem. You don't think...

IronMexican
02-05-2010, 12:07 PM
We should start a Christian Rock band.

dirk4mvp
02-05-2010, 12:12 PM
iKT1P7x_Pzo

Dr. Gonzo
02-05-2010, 12:13 PM
We should start a Christian Rock band.

Can I be the accordion player?

I. Hustle
02-05-2010, 12:14 PM
We should start a Christian Rock band.

We could call it KSA or Kickin' Satan's Ass.

IronMexican
02-05-2010, 12:18 PM
Can I be the accordion player?

I call the electric triangle.


Good name, Hustle. Should we sound like angel luv's christian rock band, or Creed?

ORION
02-05-2010, 01:40 PM
Wow! Orion called me last night with the same problem. You don't think...

Yean I called you but to tell you that you talk about me way too much and everyone thinks you have a crush on me. If you do its cool. Just always remember I'm not gay and you are.

I. Hustle
02-05-2010, 01:41 PM
Yean I called you but to tell you that you talk about me way too much and everyone thinks you have a crush on me. If you do its cool. Just always remember I'm not gay and you are.

ok... call me later?

ORION
02-05-2010, 01:45 PM
ok... call me later?
Of course you silly goose

z0sa
02-05-2010, 01:49 PM
http://planetsmilies.net/violent-smiley-1415.gifhttp://www.reel-time.com/forum/images/smilies/violent-smiley-045.gifhttp://planetsmilies.net/violent-smiley-1424.gifhttp://www.highprofits.com/affiliate-forum/images/smilies/violent-smiley-092.gifhttp://planetsmilies.net/violent-smiley-1435.gif

lol those left 2 I thought were one smilie

angel_luv
02-05-2010, 02:01 PM
We could call it KSA or Kickin' Satan's Ass.


I call Band Manager! :)

mrsmaalox
02-05-2010, 02:03 PM
Here I am you silly billy !


Of course you [i]silly goose[/b]r

Much better. I forgot I was going to tell you that silly billy was waaayy to gay; glad you figured it out :toast

0rion
02-05-2010, 03:38 PM
r

Much better. I forgot I was going to tell you that silly billy was waaayy to gay; glad you figured it out :toast


Well aren't you just the sweetest...

0rion
02-05-2010, 03:44 PM
I want this shirt.
http://images7.cafepress.com/product/71441657v11_480x480_Front_Color-White.jpg

CuckingFunt
02-05-2010, 03:50 PM
I want this shirt.
http://images7.cafepress.com/product/71441657v11_480x480_Front_Color-White.jpg

But if you don't really have a rack like that, your boyfriends are going to be very disappointed when you take your top off.

I. Hustle
02-05-2010, 04:36 PM
But if you don't really have a rack like that, your boyfriends are going to be very disappointed when you take your top off.

:lol

You are on Fiyah today CF.

Did you get laid?

Dr. Gonzo
02-05-2010, 05:17 PM
http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/1125pn7gk2.jpg

Dr. Gonzo
02-05-2010, 05:19 PM
http://i46.tinypic.com/sziwlu.jpg

Dr. Gonzo
02-05-2010, 05:20 PM
http://img30.imageshack.us/img30/6493/18337281313162506519797.jpghttp://img200.imageshack.us/img200/817/18337281313152506519797.jpg

Dr. Gonzo
02-05-2010, 05:20 PM
lol

dirk4mvp
02-05-2010, 05:24 PM
:rollin

IronMexican
02-05-2010, 05:26 PM
http://img30.imageshack.us/img30/6493/18337281313162506519797.jpghttp://img200.imageshack.us/img200/817/18337281313152506519797.jpg

rofl

ashbeeigh
02-05-2010, 05:48 PM
http://img30.imageshack.us/img30/6493/18337281313162506519797.jpghttp://img200.imageshack.us/img200/817/18337281313152506519797.jpg

poor thing. I feel sorry for her.

Dr. Gonzo
02-06-2010, 11:56 PM
poor thing. I feel sorry for her.

I don't. Maybe if she jumped around a bit more she wouldn't have a gunt.

marini martini
02-07-2010, 12:23 AM
I don't. Maybe if she jumped around a bit more she wouldn't have a gunt.


gunt?:lol

Viva Las Espuelas
02-07-2010, 12:26 AM
Her poor shoes......

I. Hustle
02-07-2010, 12:27 AM
I think she did jump but just landed a lot faster.

mrsmaalox
02-07-2010, 12:28 AM
She just landed first.

Dr. Gonzo
02-07-2010, 02:39 AM
gunt?:lol

A perfect example of a gunt.

http://badgas.co.uk/moments/moment_085.jpg

ATRAIN
02-08-2010, 10:59 AM
atrain called me last night and was crying. He had his first gay experience and was scared he might have liked it too much. It was sad. I feel bad for the chubby bastard.

wtf???

Dr. Gonzo
02-08-2010, 12:42 PM
Don't lie.

ShoogarBear
02-08-2010, 12:43 PM
Where's peewee? I want to congratulate him on his Saints.

Dr. Gonzo
02-08-2010, 12:43 PM
I think he's on a drinking binge. He didn't show up to work this morning.

Dr. Gonzo
02-09-2010, 10:01 AM
Can't read my...can't read my...That stupid ass can't read my poker face.

Dr. Gonzo
02-09-2010, 12:21 PM
Fuck you Melmart. Really, fuck you.

Dr. Gonzo
02-09-2010, 12:21 PM
I'm kidding. Hi Melmart.

florige
02-09-2010, 01:09 PM
snowpalypse 3.0.


No ashbeeigh. That's stupid.



Actually thats what they are calling it around here. Well not the 3.0 part. lol

ashbeeigh
02-09-2010, 02:40 PM
Actually thats what they are calling it around here. Well not the 3.0 part. lol

Well 2.0. Isn't it supposed to snow tomorrow too? Or is that north of DC?

Dr. Gonzo
02-09-2010, 03:02 PM
Actually thats what they are calling it around here. Well not the 3.0 part. lol

That's still stupid. Stupid like ashbeeigh.

florige
02-09-2010, 03:04 PM
Well 2.0. Isn't it supposed to snow tomorrow too? Or is that north of DC?



Yup calling for 20 more inches tonight. =-/

Dr. Gonzo
02-09-2010, 03:16 PM
What's up FLo?!?!!?

Getting any stank on the hang low?

florige
02-09-2010, 03:27 PM
What's up FLo?!?!!?

Getting any stank on the hang low?




:lol

Dr. Gonzo
02-09-2010, 03:28 PM
Don't just laugh dude. Answer me.

Dr. Gonzo
02-09-2010, 03:28 PM
Does your hang low have any stank on it?

florige
02-09-2010, 03:36 PM
:lol Nah dude not currently.

Dr. Gonzo
02-09-2010, 03:55 PM
What? With abs like those one would think you would be knee deep in cho cha.

I. Hustle
02-09-2010, 03:58 PM
http://threadbombing.com/data/media/17/yess_bouncing.gif

florige
02-09-2010, 04:04 PM
What? With abs like those one would think you would be knee deep in cho cha.



I wish....:lol I am thinking about growing a "J-Stache" and see if that brings better results.

florige
02-09-2010, 04:10 PM
http://threadbombing.com/data/media/17/yess_bouncing.gif




Please tell me that is a movie.... lol

Dr. Gonzo
02-09-2010, 04:13 PM
I wish....:lol I am thinking about growing a "J-Stache" and see if that brings better results.

I thought you already had mustache.

florige
02-09-2010, 04:14 PM
I thought you already had mustache.



I do have a mustache. What I need is the "J"Stache.

Dr. Gonzo
02-09-2010, 04:15 PM
You need a full fu-manchu.

florige
02-09-2010, 04:17 PM
I might have to go clean. I have a new supervisor who is acting like a dick. He came from the county department so I shouldnt be surprised. Well shave the beard off anyway.

Dr. Gonzo
02-09-2010, 04:24 PM
I thought all cops had mustaches.

florige
02-09-2010, 04:38 PM
I thought all cops had mustaches.



Nah I was talking about my beard. lol

ShoogarBear
02-09-2010, 04:49 PM
Yup calling for 20 more inches tonight. =-/

Enough about your sex life.

ShoogarBear
02-09-2010, 04:51 PM
Nah I was talking about my beard. lol

Enough about your sex life.

I. Hustle
02-09-2010, 04:52 PM
I thought all cops had mustaches.

enough about your sex life.

ShoogarBear
02-09-2010, 04:53 PM
:lol

Dr. Gonzo
02-09-2010, 05:12 PM
enough about your sex life.

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/aristocrat.jpg

IronMexican
02-09-2010, 05:15 PM
flo should grow a stache. All ladies dig them.

Dr. Gonzo
02-09-2010, 05:18 PM
How is your stache doing?

IronMexican
02-09-2010, 05:24 PM
Still not fully grown in.

IronMexican
02-09-2010, 05:24 PM
I want it to look like the Bad from the good the bad and the ugly, only bigger

Dr. Gonzo
02-09-2010, 05:25 PM
Once you hit puberty it will grow in faster.

IronMexican
02-09-2010, 05:25 PM
Or was it the ugly? I already forgot. Not the Mexican, that's all I remember.

IronMexican
02-09-2010, 05:28 PM
Once you hit puberty it will grow in faster.

I turn 20 this year brah. My mustache would probably be much thicker by now if I had ever shaved it.

CuckingFunt
02-09-2010, 06:49 PM
Cunt.

ShoogarBear
02-09-2010, 07:01 PM
Cunt.

Enough about your sex liffe.

CuckingFunt
02-09-2010, 07:05 PM
Enough about your sex liffe.

Busy semester. These days a post about my sex life would, sadly, be empty.

ShoogarBear
02-09-2010, 07:07 PM
You haven't graduated yet?

CuckingFunt
02-09-2010, 07:16 PM
You haven't graduated yet?

This semester. Then on to grad school.

Dr. Gonzo
02-09-2010, 07:34 PM
Grad school is papas. I'm pulling a 4.0 with minimal effort.

CuckingFunt
02-09-2010, 08:10 PM
Grad school is papas. I'm pulling a 4.0 with minimal effort.

Nice. I'll likely be doing a dual degree (depending on the school I choose), but it's good to hear the library part will at least be easy.

Dr. Gonzo
02-09-2010, 08:44 PM
Of course I have worked in libraries for 10 years so a lot of the bullshit they are trying to teach I work with everyday.

I. Hustle
02-09-2010, 08:52 PM
You haven't graduated yet?

Enough about your sex life.

I. Hustle
02-09-2010, 08:57 PM
http://bostonblueyes.globat.com/blog-template/gellar.gif

Dr. Gonzo
02-09-2010, 09:01 PM
http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/xfe23d.gif

I. Hustle
02-09-2010, 09:19 PM
http://bostonblueyes.globat.com/blog-template/cold-shower.gif

Dr. Gonzo
02-10-2010, 05:04 PM
ATRAIN tells tall tales.

I. Hustle
02-10-2010, 05:12 PM
Atrain Smells Small Snails

Dr. Gonzo
02-10-2010, 05:12 PM
ha

I. Hustle
02-10-2010, 05:14 PM
ha

I am glad you didn't come up with another one.

ShoogarBear
02-11-2010, 01:45 AM
Now here's a man who can satisfy women in a new way . . .

http://content.nejm.org/home/0211-icm.jpg

timvp
02-11-2010, 03:20 AM
Now here's a man who can satisfy women in a new way . . .

http://content.nejm.org/home/0211-icm.jpg

Looks like he's oriental.

ATRAIN
02-11-2010, 08:22 AM
http://bostonblueyes.globat.com/blog-template/cold-shower.gif

What movie is this from?

Kristin Bell is so fucking hot.

Dr. Gonzo
02-12-2010, 11:34 AM
http://img30.imageshack.us/img30/2382/startrekfamily.jpg

Dr. Gonzo
02-12-2010, 04:57 PM
Just in case some of you were wondering...my beard is coming along nicely. I think it will be at full bloom in about a week and a half.

mookie2001
02-12-2010, 10:37 PM
hey!

i turn 20 this year, and 21 in 2011

jman3000
02-13-2010, 11:08 AM
I do have a mustache. What I need is the "J"Stache.

sweet.

Dr. Gonzo
02-15-2010, 01:35 PM
Atrain!

Dr. Gonzo
02-15-2010, 01:41 PM
http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/1264731338010.jpg

ATRAIN
02-15-2010, 01:41 PM
Atrain!

You rang?

Dr. Gonzo
02-15-2010, 01:45 PM
You rang?


http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/1264731338010.jpg

ATRAIN
02-15-2010, 01:48 PM
I thought Flo was yo nigga?

Dr. Gonzo
02-15-2010, 01:52 PM
He is my nigga. You are my gay nigga.

florige
02-15-2010, 01:55 PM
When are you guys day off?

ATRAIN
02-15-2010, 02:08 PM
He is my nigga. You are my gay nigga.

Oh ok thanks for clarifying.

CuckingFunt
02-15-2010, 02:10 PM
He is my nigga. You are my gay nigga.

Poor peewee.

I. Hustle
02-15-2010, 03:58 PM
A narrow escape:


So I was walking the hall here at work when this lady, that I somewhat know, popped out from one of the side hallways. She was a few feet in front of me and I noticed that she had on a pair of boots that looked like they were made for artic temperatures. So I said "Hey there big boots" did I forget to mention that this chick has rather large breasteses? Well she heard something else turned to me stuck her chest out a little and said "Hey what's up" and laughed. I said "NNNOOOOO I said booTTTSSS" Then we both laughed and I admired her boobs.

Dr. Gonzo
02-15-2010, 05:05 PM
I call bullshit on that story.

Oneton
02-15-2010, 05:07 PM
I call bullshit on that story.

The story is true. I was there.

Dr. Gonzo
02-15-2010, 05:07 PM
Ummmm.....ok.

Oneton
02-15-2010, 05:12 PM
I was there dude. The chick is cool and sometimes does little flirty things. Last time I was walking towards the stairs and answered my phone (not supposed to "in the building" but I was right by the door to the stairs) and said "hello" and she happened to be at the printer and turned around and said "well hello there yourself" then she saw that I was on the phone and she just gave a little laugh and that oops sorry look.

Dr. Gonzo
02-15-2010, 05:17 PM
I call major bullshit on that one.

Oneton
02-15-2010, 05:24 PM
Ok that was a lie but one time we were on the beach and I was checking out a chick and then I tripped and fell face first in her ass.

Dr. Gonzo
02-15-2010, 05:24 PM
Now that I believe.

mrsmaalox
02-15-2010, 06:52 PM
I was there dude. The chick is cool and sometimes does little flirty things. Last time I was walking towards the stairs and answered my phone (not supposed to "in the building" but I was right by the door to the stairs) and said "hello" and she happened to be at the printer and turned around and said "well hello there yourself" then she saw that I was on the phone and she just gave a little laugh and that oops sorry look.

That was flirty? See guys always think women are flirting, sometimes we're just being nice.

Dr. Gonzo
02-17-2010, 11:43 PM
Can somebody find me an album? I've exhausted all of my mad google searching skills and have turned up nothing.

Retard-o-bot
Friendship Forever

Find me the album and I will give you friendship forever in return.

Dr. Gonzo
02-17-2010, 11:47 PM
Where is Melmart? What the fuck?

ShoogarBear
02-17-2010, 11:51 PM
Can somebody find me an album? I've exhausted all of my mad google searching skills and have turned up nothing.

Retard-o-bot
Friendship Forever

Find me the album and I will give you friendship forever in return.

I found it on Rhapsody.

Dr. Gonzo
02-18-2010, 09:32 AM
I found it on Rhapsody.

I don't want to pay for it. Buy it for me. You got money.

I. Hustle
02-18-2010, 10:05 AM
That was flirty? See guys always think women are flirting, sometimes we're just being nice.

No, this chick is flirty. She is always grabbing my arm and saying little weird things. It's not just to me so I am not saying she is just flirty with me. I see her like that with most of the guys around here. She has a banging little body but she looks kind of old in the face. She is very nice even we she is not showing off her tig ol' bitties.

timvp
02-18-2010, 10:08 AM
What zappenin brothers and sisters?

I. Hustle
02-18-2010, 10:15 AM
What zappenin brothers and sisters?

Just chillin'. What's buzzin cousin?

ashbeeigh
02-18-2010, 12:23 PM
Aww I just hurt ATRAIN's feelings in another thread. :lol baby.

ATRAIN
02-18-2010, 12:27 PM
Aww I just hurt ATRAIN's feelings in another thread. :lol baby.

no you didnt but nice try and its funny how you would try to post it in this thread to get attention.

Dr. Gonzo
02-18-2010, 01:21 PM
What zappenin brothers and sisters?

Hi timvp!

Dr. Gonzo
02-18-2010, 01:22 PM
I like timvp.

Dr. Gonzo
02-18-2010, 01:22 PM
Where was ATRAIN butthurt? I wanna read.

ATRAIN
02-18-2010, 01:25 PM
Where was ATRAIN butthurt? I wanna read.

No where Ash is just being the usual attention whore self.

Dr. Gonzo
02-18-2010, 01:26 PM
There has to be some truth to that post.

CuckingFunt
02-18-2010, 02:30 PM
There has to be some truth to that post.

Double truth, I'm guessing.

Haven't read the thread in question, but neither a butthurt ATRAIN nor an attention whore ashbeeigh is too big a stretch of the imagination.

ATRAIN
02-18-2010, 02:42 PM
Double truth, I'm guessing.

Haven't read the thread in question, but neither a butthurt ATRAIN nor an attention whore ashbeeigh is too big a stretch of the imagination.

You know for someone that doesnt know anything about me you sure seem like you do.

to21
02-18-2010, 02:46 PM
^ You hittin that?

ATRAIN
02-18-2010, 02:48 PM
^ You hittin that?

hittin what?

to21
02-18-2010, 02:50 PM
The Funt brah.

ATRAIN
02-18-2010, 02:51 PM
The Funt brah.

FUCK NO I wouldnt fuck that with pee wee's dick

CuckingFunt
02-18-2010, 02:52 PM
You know for someone that doesnt know anything about me you sure seem like you do.

I don't think this says what you meant it to say.

CuckingFunt
02-18-2010, 02:59 PM
FUCK NO I wouldnt fuck that with pee wee's dick

I'm not ATRAIN's type.

He likes maalox now.

ATRAIN
02-18-2010, 03:00 PM
I'm not ATRAIN's type.

He likes maalox now.

Yeah there you go pretending like you know anything about me. Do yourself a favor and shut the fuck up.

CuckingFunt
02-18-2010, 03:04 PM
Yeah there you go pretending like you know anything about me. Do yourself a favor and shut the fuck up.

Do myself a favor? What's going to happen to me if I don't shut up? Will I be attacked by pixels?

I still don't know what happened that caused you to go from kissing my ass to internet badassery, but it's quite amusing. Maybe I wasn't sufficiently impressed by your PMed tales of daring sexual escapades.

to21
02-18-2010, 03:05 PM
On snap.

Saggers?

ATRAIN
02-18-2010, 03:09 PM
Do myself a favor? What's going to happen to me if I don't shut up? Will I be attacked by pixels?

I still don't know what happened that caused you to go from kissing my ass to internet badassery, but it's quite amusing. Maybe I wasn't sufficiently impressed by your PMed tales of daring sexual escapades.

Kissing your ass?? Yeah that never happened. Now what you do everytime Melmart posts, I guess that would be kissing ass but its more like you get wet everytime she posts.

So saying you dont know shit about me is internet badassery?? Or telling you to shut the fuck up cause you dont know what the fuck you are talking about makes me a bad ass?? Get a fucking Clue.

to21
02-18-2010, 03:10 PM
:corn:

I. Hustle
02-18-2010, 03:14 PM
:corn:

:corn:

ashbeeigh
02-18-2010, 03:19 PM
Jesus Christ. ATRAIN needs to take a Midol, pop a Xanax and take a nap. What a fucking ass today.

All I said was that he wasn't the brightest crayon in the box. That's hardly the worst thing anyone has said to him here at ST.

ATRAIN
02-18-2010, 03:23 PM
All I said was that he wasn't the brightest crayon in the box. That's hardly the worst thing anyone has said to him here at ST.

Thats why I said I wasnt butthurt. You should know me better than that. Unlike that stupid bitch Funt, you actually know something about me.

to21
02-18-2010, 03:24 PM
That cuts a man deep, really deep. You might as well as said he has a small penis.

CuckingFunt
02-18-2010, 03:24 PM
Kissing your ass?? Yeah that never happened.

Yeah. Yeah it did. A lot.


Now what you do everytime Melmart posts, I guess that would be kissing ass but its more like you get wet everytime she posts.

So saying you dont know shit about me is internet badassery?? Or telling you to shut the fuck up cause you dont know what the fuck you are talking about makes me a bad ass?? Get a fucking Clue.

Let me get this right... First you claim to know that I get wet when Melmart posts, then you whine about me pretending to know you? And I'm the one who needs to get a fucking clue?

Neither of us knows fuck all about the other person other than what's been posted here. Simple as that. I talk shit in this thread (and others) as much as anyone else. If you choose to take it personally or see it as more than just talking shit, that's on you.

Still haven't heard what's going to happen to me if I don't shut up, by the way.

ATRAIN
02-18-2010, 03:25 PM
That cuts a man deep, really deep. You might as well as said he has a small penis.

:lmao

ashbeeigh
02-18-2010, 03:25 PM
That cuts a man deep, really deep. You might as well as said he has a small penis.

I would have said the smallest crayon in the box if I meant it that way. Should I go back and edit it?

CuckingFunt
02-18-2010, 03:26 PM
Unlike that stupid bitch Funt, you actually know something about me.

Damn. Maybe I will shut up.

Don't want to make you cry, or anything.

ATRAIN
02-18-2010, 03:28 PM
Yeah. Yeah it did. A lot.



Still haven't heard what's going to happen to me if I don't shut up, by the way.

Bullshit, your are full of it.


LOL trust me you dont want to know what "might" happen. Lets just say things you send or tell other posters dont always stay a secret like you would hope they would.

to21
02-18-2010, 03:30 PM
Bullshit, your are full of it.


LOL trust me you dont want to know what "might" happen. Lets just say things you send or tell other posters dont always stay a secret like you would hope they would.Hook it up dawg.

ShoogarBear
02-18-2010, 03:31 PM
I don't want to pay for it. Buy it for me. You got money.

Okay, I bought it. Now you can buy it from me. How do you think I got money in the first place?

to21
02-18-2010, 03:32 PM
I would have said the smallest crayon in the box if I meant it that way. Should I go back and edit it?Yeah I think you should say something like, "Atrain's not the brightest color in the box....but he's got the right hammer for the job"

CuckingFunt
02-18-2010, 03:32 PM
Bullshit, your are full of it.


LOL trust me you dont want to know what "might" happen. Lets just say things you send or tell other posters dont always stay a secret like you would hope they would.

Oh noes!

CuckingFunt
02-18-2010, 03:33 PM
Okay, I bought it. Now you can buy it from me. How do you think I got money in the first place?

Charging interest?

ATRAIN
02-18-2010, 03:33 PM
Yeah I think you should say something like, "Atrain's not the brightest color in the box....but he's got the right hammer for the job"

:lol

ATRAIN
02-18-2010, 03:36 PM
Hook it up dawg.

ill pm you brah

ashbeeigh
02-18-2010, 03:38 PM
Hook it up dawg.

The only "secret" PMs he gets are Maalox's saggy boob shots.

ShoogarBear
02-18-2010, 03:39 PM
First you claim to know that I get wet when Melmart posts,

You mean you don't? :pctoss

to21
02-18-2010, 03:40 PM
The only "secret" PMs he gets are Maalox's saggy boob shots.Zing!
:depressed....I don't have those either. Just a cell phone full of pics of girls I make send me boob shots.

ATRAIN
02-18-2010, 03:40 PM
The only "secret" PMs he gets are Maalox's saggy boob shots.

Thank god thats a false statement.

ShoogarBear
02-18-2010, 03:40 PM
Yeah I think you should say something like, "Atrain's not the brightest color in the box....but he's got the right hammer for the job"

How about, "ATRAIN may have a small dull crayon, but he sure knows how to color inside the lines!"

ShoogarBear
02-18-2010, 03:40 PM
No, wait, that doesn't make any sense at all, does it?

ATRAIN
02-18-2010, 03:43 PM
No, wait, that doesn't make any sense at all, does it?

I get what you are trying to say shoog

ShoogarBear
02-18-2010, 03:46 PM
Don't try to humor me. I need to work on my AGAME, I know.

CuckingFunt
02-18-2010, 03:47 PM
Don't try to humor me. I need to work on my AGAME, I know.

I wouldn't have agreed until this post.

Dr. Gonzo
02-18-2010, 03:52 PM
ill pm you brah

I wanna see too.

ATRAIN
02-18-2010, 03:57 PM
I wanna see too.

Ill still mad at you for not getting my back with my JT story.

Dr. Gonzo
02-18-2010, 03:59 PM
All you had to do was tell what was up when I sent you the text. I would've played along. Bitch.

ATRAIN
02-18-2010, 04:07 PM
All you had to do was tell what was up when I sent you the text. I would've played along. Bitch.

LOL you didnt have to turn against me when I was keeping it on the DL. The joke would have gone much better but Kori jumped on that fast and we had to submit to the higher power.

Dr. Gonzo
02-18-2010, 04:34 PM
Of course I did. That's what I do bitch.

florige
02-18-2010, 05:01 PM
I am still waiting for Atrain to pm me that pic of Melmart.

Dr. Gonzo
02-18-2010, 05:02 PM
I don't think ATRAIN has any PMs. He is a known liar.

CuckingFunt
02-18-2010, 05:06 PM
Has anyone who claimed to have secret PMs ever actually passed them on? Ever??

I don't think it's happened in the history of the interwebs.

florige
02-18-2010, 06:01 PM
Where is Melmart? What the fuck?

The same place your wife and Peewee are. Farmville and cafe world victims.

ashbeeigh
02-18-2010, 06:22 PM
The same place your wife and Peewee are. Farmville and cafe world victims.

Oh dang. Those are fighting words.

I. Hustle
02-18-2010, 07:48 PM
I got some secret PMs. Say I won't CF

ORION
02-18-2010, 08:08 PM
The same place your wife and Peewee are. Farmville and cafe world victims.

Had to use someone else's ladder and again covered in fiberglass

Dr. Gonzo
02-18-2010, 08:10 PM
Covered in fiberglass?!?

ORION
02-18-2010, 08:13 PM
Covered in fiberglass?!?

yeah dude. I hate working with someone else's ladder. They don't take care of their shit

Dr. Gonzo
02-18-2010, 08:39 PM
They don't take care of their ladders?

CuckingFunt
02-18-2010, 09:02 PM
I'm not a huge Family Guy fan, but I can't help thinking midge would like this song:

nrHCftZCdmo

Dr. Gonzo
02-18-2010, 09:05 PM
That was pretty amusing. I think they could have made fun of retards a little more though.

CuckingFunt
02-18-2010, 09:06 PM
That was pretty amusing. I think they could have made fun of retards a little more though.

They got in trouble just for what's there. Palin got mad, and everything.

Dr. Gonzo
02-18-2010, 09:14 PM
Palin is a retard herself.

Jekka
02-18-2010, 09:18 PM
Has anyone else had major issues with a moving company? The company I'm using has moved my date back TWICE and now I have MAYBE 24 hours to pack up my entire life. </rant>

CuckingFunt
02-18-2010, 09:21 PM
Has anyone else had major issues with a moving company? The company I'm using has moved my date back TWICE and now I have MAYBE 24 hours to pack up my entire life. </rant>

I haven't personally, but I've heard my share of horror stories.

Not looking forward to arranging my move in a few months. I'm anticipating a massive pain in the ass.

Jekka
02-18-2010, 09:24 PM
I haven't personally, but I've heard my share of horror stories.

Not looking forward to arranging my move in a few months. I'm anticipating a massive pain in the ass.

They keep saying, "But you don't have that much stuff." At which point I have to re-explain that I don't have a lot of big furniture, and that's a really big difference.

Hopefully your move goes more smoothly than mine. Are you heading out to Savannah?

CuckingFunt
02-18-2010, 09:31 PM
They keep saying, "But you don't have that much stuff." At which point I have to re-explain that I don't have a lot of big furniture, and that's a really big difference.

Hopefully your move goes more smoothly than mine. Are you heading out to Savannah?

I've been accepted there, but it's not the top of my list. Still waiting to hear from the other four schools and see who offers the best money.

My move will be... unnecessarily complicated. Hiring movers basically just to move my shit down a flight of stairs and load the truck. Then driving the truck, my car, and my cat down to central Cali to get the other half of my stuff out of storage (or, if I end up going to New York, put more stuff in storage). Then driving the truck, my car, and my cat across country and hiring movers to unload. Probably don't need to hire movers for any of that, but I've moved too many times in my life and am thoroughly over lifting heavy things.

Jekka
02-18-2010, 09:42 PM
I've been accepted there, but it's not the top of my list. Still waiting to hear from the other four schools and see who offers the best money.

My move will be... unnecessarily complicated. Hiring movers basically just to move my shit down a flight of stairs and load the truck. Then driving the truck, my car, and my cat down to central Cali to get the other half of my stuff out of storage (or, if I end up going to New York, put more stuff in storage). Then driving the truck, my car, and my cat across country and hiring movers to unload. Probably don't need to hire movers for any of that, but I've moved too many times in my life and am thoroughly over lifting heavy things.

I have always been thankful that my cat does car rides okay. We're driving cross country together again next week for the 4th time in two years.

Congrats on the SCAD acceptance, though! I might be going after a masters in art history in the next few years. The thought of going back to school again is meh, but if I want to go into image cataloging I'm going to have to.

CuckingFunt
02-18-2010, 09:47 PM
I have always been thankful that my cat does car rides okay. We're driving cross country together again next week for the 4th time in two years.

Congrats on the SCAD acceptance, though! I might be going after a masters in art history in the next few years. The thought of going back to school again is meh, but if I want to go into image cataloging I'm going to have to.

The only reason SCAD's not higher on my list is that I want to do both my MA and MLS at the same time, rather than back to back. That's enough to put Bloomington and Pratt at the top, since they've both got dual degree options.

Jekka
02-18-2010, 10:04 PM
The only reason SCAD's not higher on my list is that I want to do both my MA and MLS at the same time, rather than back to back. That's enough to put Bloomington and Pratt at the top, since they've both got dual degree options.

Understandable. Had I known from the get-go that I was going to need two masters (this stupid field is brutal) I probably would have tried to do them both at once. I didn't get into wanting to do cataloging until after I'd done it this last summer, though. Are you wanting to stay in libraries or go the museum route with your MA?

CuckingFunt
02-18-2010, 10:14 PM
Understandable. Had I known from the get-go that I was going to need two masters (this stupid field is brutal) I probably would have tried to do them both at once. I didn't get into wanting to do cataloging until after I'd done it this last summer, though. Are you wanting to stay in libraries or go the museum route with your MA?

Museum, ideally, but art librarian is a position that usually only large institutions have room for and is, therefore, ridiculously competitive. The combination of degrees should hopefully make me pretty hirable, though, even if it's not for my dream job.

ShoogarBear
02-18-2010, 10:15 PM
Okay, that's too damn many consecutive posts by librarians.

ShoogarBear
02-18-2010, 10:16 PM
Has anyone who claimed to have secret PMs ever actually passed them on? Ever??

I don't think it's happened in the history of the interwebs.

So then I can send you secret PMs now without fear of exposure.

ShoogarBear
02-18-2010, 10:16 PM
Uh, so to speak.

florige
02-18-2010, 10:44 PM
Had to use someone else's ladder and again covered in fiberglass



Don't use a wooden ladder then. You may be covered in splinters.

florige
02-18-2010, 10:45 PM
I'm not a huge Family Guy fan, but I can't help thinking midge would like this song:

nrHCftZCdmo

Who is the Midge character?



That was pretty amusing. I think they could have made fun of retards a little more though.


And why is Dr. Gonzo responding for him?

ShoogarBear
02-18-2010, 11:19 PM
Who is the Midge character?





And why is Dr. Gonzo responding for him?

I thought you were more Old Skool than that.

marini martini
02-19-2010, 12:12 AM
Who is the Midge character?





And why is Dr. Gonzo responding for him?

Potatoe/Patater:lol

Squid
02-19-2010, 10:28 AM
Who is the Midge character?





And why is Dr. Gonzo responding for him?

I hear they are both gay lovers.

bloop bloop

Dr. Gonzo
02-19-2010, 11:34 AM
bidi bidi bom bom

I. Hustle
02-19-2010, 11:35 AM
bidi bidi bidi bidi

Dr. Gonzo
02-19-2010, 11:56 AM
I once owned all the Selena albums.

ashbeeigh
02-19-2010, 11:59 AM
This is what Selena has come ot these days. I shed a tear when I heard this on E!

tVJF3WaIN9A

angel_luv
02-19-2010, 12:02 PM
I heard Selena G singing a Selena Q song at the Rodeo during her concert warm up. I thought it was a little too precious.

Although, it was early in the morning and I was pretty grumpy.

mrsmaalox
02-19-2010, 12:04 PM
I'd never heard of Selena until the day she died.

Dr. Gonzo
02-19-2010, 12:14 PM
I grew up in Corpus so I was inundated with Selena since she was a young teen. She was on Domino Live almost every Sunday and my grandma always watched it.

mrsmaalox
02-19-2010, 12:23 PM
I grew up in Corpus so I was inundated with Selena since she was a young teen. She was on Domino Live almost every Sunday and my grandma always watched it.

Was that a local dance show? We had one in El Paso called Steve Crosno's Hop, that I believe was cancelled when he was outed as gay.

Dr. Gonzo
02-19-2010, 12:24 PM
They would show local tejano musicians play. Every once and a while they would have a "big" act like Roberto Pulido or Mazz play.

ShoogarBear
02-19-2010, 12:42 PM
I once owned all the Selena albums.

I thought she sold more than that.

ShoogarBear
02-19-2010, 12:43 PM
I'd never heard of Selena until the day she died.


El Paso

mrsmaalox
02-19-2010, 01:06 PM
Out in the west Texas town of El Paso, it was all about Marty Robbins and country/western. Oh and Bobby Fuller.

CPXnoLAEUSQ

to21
02-19-2010, 01:12 PM
Selena!

Take it away Johnny!

to21
02-19-2010, 01:12 PM
I <3 Selena.

I. Hustle
02-19-2010, 01:14 PM
I <3 Selena.

Q or G?

mrsmaalox
02-19-2010, 01:16 PM
Q or G?

Wait, there's 2 of them?

to21
02-19-2010, 01:17 PM
Selena G isn't old enough yet. I'm from CC also so I was forced to love Selena Q.

to21
02-19-2010, 01:19 PM
Wait, there's 2 of them?Selena Gomez is the young actress/singer that's got all the youngins going crazy watching nickelodeon.

mrsmaalox
02-19-2010, 01:21 PM
Selena Gomez is the young actress/singer that's got all the youngins going crazy watching nickelodeon.

Oh yea I know who she is. Is she from CC too?

to21
02-19-2010, 01:41 PM
No, I don't think so.