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ATRAIN
07-13-2007, 02:32 PM
I found this.
I wonder if he ever paid.
LOL
peewee's lovechild
07-13-2007, 02:33 PM
i just sharted
Was it smooth like penut butter, or did you lay a solid?
ATRAIN
07-13-2007, 02:35 PM
Was it smooth like penut butter, or did you lay a solid?
did it make that shart noise?
FreeMad Dan
07-13-2007, 02:45 PM
I hate you!
WHYYYYYYY????????? :dramaquee
Just kidding :lol
ATRAIN
07-13-2007, 02:52 PM
WHYYYYYYY????????? :dramaquee
Just kidding :lol
Don't worry silver he already had to pay it back to the toilet gods!!
FreeMad Dan
07-13-2007, 02:56 PM
Don't worry silver he already had to pay it back to the toilet gods!!
Yeah...it was nasty :depressed
Silver21_Black20
07-13-2007, 03:01 PM
I forgot how much I love Big Mac's.
batman2883
07-13-2007, 03:03 PM
It Was Like Chunky Monkey
midgetonadonkey
07-13-2007, 03:03 PM
What about the Big Mic from McDowells?
Viva Las Espuelas
07-13-2007, 03:27 PM
Was it smooth like penut butter, or did you lay a solid?if it was solid i would hope you would've had time to actually go to the restroom. i think sharting constitutes spray action.
CuckingFunt
07-13-2007, 03:32 PM
I found Jesus. Just now.I gave myself to Jesus.
But now he never calls. :depressed
peewee's lovechild
07-13-2007, 03:37 PM
I gave myself to Jesus.
But now he never calls. :depressed
Same here.
Fucking bastard.
Melmart1
07-13-2007, 03:37 PM
I gave myself to Jesus.
But now he never calls. :depressed
Never give yourself out on the first date. Even to Jesus. He won't respect you in the morning.
peewee's lovechild
07-13-2007, 03:38 PM
What about the Big Mic from McDowells?
:lol :lol :lol
peewee's lovechild
07-13-2007, 03:38 PM
Never give yourself out on the first date. Even to Jesus. He won't respect you in the morning.
Is there something you want to tell us?
CuckingFunt
07-13-2007, 03:41 PM
Never give yourself out on the first date. Even to Jesus. He won't respect you in the morning.I know that now.
But I how could it be wrong to trust a guy who went around healing the sick and turning water into wine? How was I to know the miracles were all just party tricks and ploys to get into my knickers??
peewee's lovechild
07-13-2007, 03:55 PM
I know that now.
But I how could it be wrong to trust a guy who went around healing the sick and turning water into wine? How was I to know the miracles were all just party tricks and ploys to get into my knickers??
Jesus turned water into wine for one reason, and one reason only . . . to get chicks sloppy drunk so he could have his way with them.
He was the origninal wedding crasher.
batman2883
07-13-2007, 03:59 PM
May The Force Be With You
Johnny_Blaze_47
07-13-2007, 07:30 PM
I met her at the mercado, she was buying avocados
Man, she really turned me on
She reached for my pepper, I grabbed her tomatoes
I knew, it wouldn't be very long
She went to the mesa, I grabbed my cerveza
I got the onions and lemons
The way she looked at me, I could clearly see
It wouldn't be very long
Guacamole, GUACAMOLE, Guacamole, GUACAMOLE
We'd be makin' guacamole all night long.
Guacamole, GUACAMOLE, Guacamole, GUACAMOLE
We'd be makin' guacamole all night long.
She headed for the line, we fell in right behind
Man, she sure looked good to me
She reached for her money, I said "Wait a minute, honey!"
"I believe, this one is one me."
So we got in my pickup, we started to backup
We headed on down the road
We went to mi casa, tortillas de masa
And made guacamole all night long
Guacamole, GUACAMOLE, Guacamole, GUACAMOLE
We'd be makin' guacamole all night long.
Guacamole, GUACAMOLE, Guacamole, GUACAMOLE
We'd be makin' guacamole all night long.
midgetonadonkey
07-13-2007, 10:49 PM
Since I can't talk shit about he Spurtalk favorites...
Who wants to buy a dell?
midgetonadonkey
07-13-2007, 10:49 PM
I got a Dell Computer for sale.
NASpurs
07-13-2007, 10:51 PM
Does it come with a bucket?
NorCal510
07-13-2007, 10:53 PM
hey midge fuck u
Jesus
07-14-2007, 04:20 AM
I gave myself to Jesus.
But now he never calls. :depressed
Thank God for caller ID.
TheQuattro
07-14-2007, 10:27 AM
What's up?
FreeMad Dan
07-14-2007, 11:55 AM
I have 7 hrs left at work :pctoss
Silver21_Black20
07-14-2007, 12:07 PM
Does it come with a bucket?
:lol :lol :lol
Silver21_Black20
07-14-2007, 12:08 PM
I have 7 hrs left at work :pctoss
Sucker!
batman2883
07-14-2007, 12:28 PM
im tired
FreeMad Dan
07-14-2007, 12:31 PM
Sucker!
Well i get a whole week off next week plus 24 hrs OT for this weekend so I guess it's a fair trade
FreeMad Dan
07-14-2007, 12:31 PM
im tired
i'm hungry...i ordered pizza hut...it's gonna be good
PizzaDeliveryGuy
07-14-2007, 12:33 PM
Do you tip?
batman2883
07-14-2007, 12:42 PM
i just ate some left over pizza from thursday right now
batman2883
07-14-2007, 12:43 PM
about to head out to brackenridge for a picnic though
ShoogarBear
07-14-2007, 12:44 PM
Has anyone ever entertained the notion that Melmart1 and 1Billups1 are related?
ShoogarBear
07-14-2007, 12:44 PM
They have the same last name.
batman2883
07-14-2007, 12:47 PM
greats scott, you're right shoogabear
batman2883
07-14-2007, 12:47 PM
so would that make midgetonadonkey#2 their distant relative?
FreeMad Dan
07-14-2007, 12:48 PM
Do you tip?
I tipped 2 dollars...i'm a cheap ass
ShoogarBear
07-14-2007, 12:49 PM
so would that make midgetonadonkey#2 their distant relative?Or their love child.
ShoogarBear
07-14-2007, 12:50 PM
Has anyone ever entertained the notion that Melmart1 and 1Billups1 are related?And 1Parker1. Are they triplets?
ATRAIN
07-14-2007, 12:51 PM
I tipped 2 dollars...i'm a cheap ass
Was it that hot pizza delivery girl?
ashbeeigh
07-14-2007, 12:51 PM
And 1Parker1. Are they triplets?
interesting thought.
ATRAIN
07-14-2007, 12:52 PM
Dan did you take the 360?
Silver21_Black20
07-14-2007, 12:53 PM
And 1Parker1. Are they triplets?
I haven't seen her in a while.
ShoogarBear
07-14-2007, 12:55 PM
1Parker1
The 2008 Planner
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FreeMad Dan
07-14-2007, 12:55 PM
Dan did you take the 360?
No...left in a hurry to go to the dell diamond....they were doing fireworks and showing a movie.
ATRAIN
07-14-2007, 12:56 PM
Well i get a whole week off next week plus 24 hrs OT for this weekend so I guess it's a fair trade
That will be good for me, that means I wont have to put up with you at work next week!!
FreeMad Dan
07-14-2007, 12:56 PM
Was it that hot pizza delivery girl?
Nope..I would've tipped better if it was
ATRAIN
07-14-2007, 12:56 PM
No...left in a hurry to go to the dell diamond....they were doing fireworks and showing a movie.
You went last night?
FreeMad Dan
07-14-2007, 12:57 PM
That will be good for me, that means I wont have to put up with you at work next week!!
Better for me cause i get to sleep in all week AND not have to put up with your bitch ass...
oooooohhhhhhhhh snap...in your face :lol
FreeMad Dan
07-14-2007, 12:58 PM
You went last night?
Yeah...it was a last minute thing.
ATRAIN
07-14-2007, 12:59 PM
Better for me cause i get to sleep in all week AND not have to put up with your bitch ass...
oooooohhhhhhhhh snap...in your face :lol
dont worry ill be doing that tomm
peewee's lovechild
07-14-2007, 02:08 PM
Or their love child.
somebody said something about a lovechild???
ShoogarBear
07-14-2007, 03:29 PM
oooooohhhhhhhhh snap...in your face :lolTwo guys talking to each other like this?
Not that there's anything wrong with it . . .
batman2883
07-16-2007, 08:26 AM
i get money money cause money is power
ATRAIN
07-16-2007, 08:29 AM
whats up batman??
batman2883
07-16-2007, 08:40 AM
not a damn thing just chillin whats up with you
ATRAIN
07-16-2007, 08:42 AM
not a damn thing just chillin whats up with you
same, at work wish I wasn't
batman2883
07-16-2007, 08:46 AM
man i just paid 4 bucks for a lame breakfast im pissed
batman2883
07-16-2007, 08:47 AM
http://esnips.com/doc/c5b30658-01f6-40bc-9da0-d23bb4562fbc/Amy-Winehouse---Rehab
ATRAIN
07-16-2007, 08:51 AM
man i just paid 4 bucks for a lame breakfast im pissed
what did you get?
peewee's lovechild
07-16-2007, 08:52 AM
http://esnips.com/doc/c5b30658-01f6-40bc-9da0-d23bb4562fbc/Amy-Winehouse---Rehab
Amy Winehouse kicks ass.
ATRAIN
07-16-2007, 09:08 AM
what up peewee
batman2883
07-16-2007, 09:11 AM
what did you get?
2 eggs 2 bacon strips and some potatos......not nearly worth 4 bucks!!
CuckingFunt
07-16-2007, 09:12 AM
Amy Winehouse kicks ass.I'm physically unable to stop playing her CD.
ATRAIN
07-16-2007, 09:16 AM
2 eggs 2 bacon strips and some potatos......not nearly worth 4 bucks!!
hahaha
you know what sounds good right now......biscuits and gravy
katyon6th
07-16-2007, 09:26 AM
Amy Winehouse sucks.
ATRAIN
07-16-2007, 09:27 AM
Amy Winehouse sucks.
YOU suck......hahah just kidding :) Good morning Katy :)
batman2883
07-16-2007, 09:28 AM
katy you have to come this wednesday ma'am
batman2883
07-16-2007, 10:01 AM
if you could only see the way she loves me
maybe you'd understand
why i feel this way about my love
and what i must do
peewee's lovechild
07-16-2007, 10:09 AM
Amy Winehouse sucks.
She rocks, you know you love her.
She's the Motown Shakira.
peewee's lovechild
07-16-2007, 10:10 AM
Have you guys heard Cat Power????
She has the single greatest voice I've heard in years.
She's not this great commerical success, but she's got some good music.
batman2883
07-16-2007, 10:11 AM
Have you guys heard Cat Power????
She has the single greatest voice I've heard in years.
She's not this great commerical success, but she's got some good music.
she is f'n awesome
CuckingFunt
07-16-2007, 11:50 AM
Have you guys heard Cat Power????
She has the single greatest voice I've heard in years.
She's not this great commerical success, but she's got some good music.Cat Power is one of those singers that I've loved every time I've heard her, but I've never taken the time to familiarize myself with her music. I should change that some day.
katyon6th
07-16-2007, 11:59 AM
Have you guys heard Cat Power????
She has the single greatest voice I've heard in years.
She's not this great commerical success, but she's got some good music.
Yeah, the lead singers name is Chan Marshall and she is gorgeous on so many levels. Her voice gives me goosebumps.
ATRAIN
07-16-2007, 12:25 PM
Yeah, the lead singers name is Chan Marshall and she is gorgeous on so many levels. Her voice gives me goosebumps.
does it now :) hahaha. I was supposed to go see them at emos a few years back but I couldnt get out of work. My friends went and they said it was awesome :(.
peewee's lovechild
07-16-2007, 12:51 PM
Cat Power is one of those singers that I've loved every time I've heard her, but I've never taken the time to familiarize myself with her music. I should change that some day.
You really should.
She has an amazing voice and her music is great.
Real music, not like all the hip-hop gangsta shit out there.
peewee's lovechild
07-16-2007, 12:52 PM
Yeah, the lead singers name is Chan Marshall and she is gorgeous on so many levels. Her voice gives me goosebumps.
If I'm not mistaken, Chan Marshall is her old name. She changed it to Cat Power a while ago.
batman2883
07-16-2007, 02:50 PM
Ever Just Wonder What The World Was Made Out Of.....
peewee's lovechild
07-16-2007, 03:21 PM
Ever Just Wonder What The World Was Made Out Of.....
I'd go with dirt and water.
Condemned 2 HelLA
07-16-2007, 03:24 PM
The earth cannot produce plastic on it's own.
That's why humans were created.
batman2883
07-16-2007, 03:50 PM
ha ha ha ha ice cream eating people is f'n awesome
peewee's lovechild
07-16-2007, 04:04 PM
ha ha ha ha ice cream eating people is f'n awesome
mmmmmmm, humans.
I had Vietnamese Baby baby back ribs some time ago.
D-E-L-I-C-I-O-U-S!!!!
Nothing's better than the smell of freshly grilled Vietnamese Baby flesh.
You can find it in the Ethnic Foods section of your local grocer.
NASpurs
07-16-2007, 10:56 PM
(random natural squid noises)
Midgetonadonkey#2
07-17-2007, 11:10 AM
poonani
Silver21_Black20
07-17-2007, 11:11 AM
They need to keep you busy at work and off the internets batman.
Midgetonadonkey#2
07-17-2007, 11:12 AM
They need to keep you busy at work and off the internets batman.
who is this batman you speak of, and where does he come from?
MannyIsGod Jr
07-17-2007, 11:41 AM
its going to rain today
O-Factor
07-17-2007, 01:04 PM
it is raining
ATRAIN
07-17-2007, 01:06 PM
it is raining
It rained!!! Bastard Rain, I was enjoying the nice weather.
Melmart1
07-17-2007, 01:24 PM
They need to keep you busy at work and off the internets batman.
Hey, PeeWee says your boytoy is missing from the library. Are you keeping him chained to the bed or something? You little minx.
peewee's lovechild
07-17-2007, 01:34 PM
Hey, PeeWee says your boytoy is missing from the library. Are you keeping him chained to the bed or something? You little minx.
I honestly think Norcal and his gay buddies kidnapped him and are busy sodomizing him . . . a-la Pulp Fiction.
CuckingFunt
07-17-2007, 01:39 PM
Could be that his donkey copped a 'tude and won't take him anywhere near a computer.
CuckingFunt
07-17-2007, 01:40 PM
I know I wouldn't want my internet access to be in the hooves of an ornery donkey.
peewee's lovechild
07-17-2007, 01:45 PM
I fear for his life.
SilBlack's probably broken up about all this.
I just don't want him comming back to the :reading like a queer, wanabee gangsta'.
I'll have to kill him if it comes to that.
It would make me feel like George killing Lenny in "Of Mice and Men".
Soul_Patch
07-17-2007, 01:48 PM
Had Johny Carino's for lunch. Damn their Chicken Parmesan Panini is good.
Silver21_Black20
07-17-2007, 02:50 PM
Hey, PeeWee says your boytoy is missing from the library. Are you keeping him chained to the bed or something? You little minx.
Who? Oh midge. Haven't seen him since Friday. He is missing?
peewee's lovechild
07-17-2007, 02:53 PM
Who? Oh midge. Haven't seen him since Friday. He is missing?
I have a sneeking suspicion that you had something to do with this.
You and Kori leaked his whereabouts to Norcals gay gang.
That was the only way you could have Melmart.
CASE SOLVED!!!
Silver21_Black20
07-17-2007, 03:07 PM
If midge is missing then I see him in Jamaica listening to some great Reggae while drinking a beer and smoking a fat one.
Dr. Acula
07-17-2007, 03:17 PM
Sandra was born a puta, lived a puta, and will die a puta, forever she shall be known as the ST Puta
Silver21_Black20
07-17-2007, 03:20 PM
Fuck You, batboy!
The Meltdown
07-17-2007, 03:21 PM
Uh, oh.
Silver21_Black20
07-17-2007, 03:23 PM
:lol
peewee's lovechild
07-17-2007, 03:35 PM
Sandra was born a puta, lived a puta, and will die a puta, forever she shall be known as the ST Puta
Somebody has issues with their mother being a puta.
peewee's lovechild
07-17-2007, 03:36 PM
If midge is missing then I see him in Jamaica listening to some great Reggae while drinking a beer and smoking a fat one.
When you say "smoking a fat one", I get a visual of him smoking some fat bitch.
Silver21_Black20
07-17-2007, 03:39 PM
When you say "smoking a fat one", I get a visual of him smoking some fat bitch.
:lol No fat bitch. Damn, I want to go to Jamaica.
peewee's lovechild
07-17-2007, 03:40 PM
:lol No fat bitch. Damn, I want to go to Jamaica.
I wouldn't go with Midge on that one, he'll get lost on Ganja Mountain.
Pyromaniac
07-17-2007, 03:58 PM
When you say "smoking a fat one", I get a visual of him smoking some fat bitch.
I get an image of Midge frying one alive.
peewee's lovechild
07-17-2007, 04:02 PM
I get an image of Midge frying one alive.
It's a distinct possibility.
Melmart1
07-17-2007, 04:06 PM
Who? Oh midge. Haven't seen him since Friday. He is missing?
Stop playing innocent. You have him in a harness somewhere with a ballgag, like the gimp from "Pulp Fiction."
Dr. Acula
07-17-2007, 04:07 PM
melmart is correct
peewee's lovechild
07-17-2007, 04:08 PM
Stop playing innocent. You have him in a harness somewhere with a ballgag, like the gimp from "Pulp Fiction."
It's okay Mel, you still have me.
I'll let you tie me up.
Mmmmmmmm, that would be so sweet.
Melmart1
07-17-2007, 04:12 PM
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What did you do with Midge, you bastard!
ShoogarBear
07-17-2007, 04:12 PM
If midge is missing then I see him in Jamaica listening to some great Reggae while drinking a beer and smoking a fat one.midge turned gay?
Silver21_Black20
07-17-2007, 04:16 PM
midge turned gay?
Close.
peewee's lovechild
07-17-2007, 04:18 PM
midge turned gay?
What do you mean "turned"?
ShoogarBear
07-17-2007, 04:18 PM
SilBlack turned man?
Melmart1
07-17-2007, 04:21 PM
OK, this is all very ominous and strange. What has happened to the Midge?
Silver21_Black20
07-17-2007, 04:22 PM
SilBlack turned man?
Turned? No, tuck.
ATRAIN
07-17-2007, 04:25 PM
Turned? No, tuck.
lol the tuck kicks ass.....wait what am I saying !!! :bang
peewee's lovechild
07-17-2007, 04:25 PM
In memory of Midge:
SMEGMA!!!!!
peewee's lovechild
07-17-2007, 04:27 PM
Turned? No, tuck.
Midge did love a good Mangina.
Melmart1
07-17-2007, 04:28 PM
Turned? No, tuck.
Now I know for sure you have been hanging around Midge too much :lol
ShoogarBear
07-17-2007, 04:30 PM
I knew it. No woman could really be that tall.
MANGINA
07-17-2007, 04:37 PM
Midge did love a good Mangina.
:tu :elephant
peewee's lovechild
07-17-2007, 05:45 PM
I was just sent a picture of Midge in captivity. The local authorities have traced the IP address to a California.
http://img520.imageshack.us/img520/7545/midgevj1.jpg
batman2883
07-17-2007, 05:55 PM
blah blah blah wakity smackity
batman2883
07-17-2007, 05:56 PM
1billups1 my brotha
peewee's lovechild
07-17-2007, 05:57 PM
Here's an artist's rendition of Midge and one of his captors in the background.
http://img177.imageshack.us/img177/4870/midge2bu7.jpg
If you have any clues that can lead to the capture of Midge's abductors, please notify your local authorities.
MannyIsGod Jr
07-18-2007, 11:23 AM
i love rock and roll
MannyIsGod Jr
07-18-2007, 11:24 AM
Here's an artist's rendition of Midge and one of his captors in the background.
http://img177.imageshack.us/img177/4870/midge2bu7.jpg
If you have any clues that can lead to the capture of Midge's abductors, please notify your local authorities.
ooo ooo thats flaming moe
midgetonadonkey
07-18-2007, 01:14 PM
God damn my asshole is sore.
Silver21_Black20
07-18-2007, 01:17 PM
I knew it was Peewee who held you captive.
Mixability
07-18-2007, 01:19 PM
God damn my asshole is sore.
I told you not to go to those clubs batman897450842375 promotes.
peewee's lovechild
07-18-2007, 01:27 PM
I knew it was Peewee who held you captive.
Yea, the fucker got out of the basement.
I'll have to get better locks.
Silver21_Black20
07-18-2007, 01:29 PM
Yea, the fucker got out of the basement.
I'll have to get better locks.
Wrong time for him to escape too.
Guess there won't be a party this weeend afterall.
midgetonadonkey
07-18-2007, 01:30 PM
I actually had fun in his basement. I now realize a lot of things abuot myself.
peewee's lovechild
07-18-2007, 01:31 PM
I actually had fun in his basement. I now realize a lot of things abuot myself.
I have sores on my dick as of this morning.
What the hell does SilBlack do with you???
peewee's lovechild
07-18-2007, 01:31 PM
Wrong time for him to escape too.
Guess there won't be a party this weeend afterall.
I was really hoping you'd bring Melmart with you.
peewee's lovechild
07-18-2007, 02:21 PM
I need some help cleaning Midge's shit and piss from my basement.
He turds like an elephant.
Melmart1
07-18-2007, 02:24 PM
Welcome back, Midge. Is your jaw sore from the ballgag?
midgetonadonkey
07-18-2007, 02:25 PM
Terribly sore. I also have a chipped tooth.
Silver21_Black20
07-18-2007, 02:26 PM
Did you bathe him too?
peewee's lovechild
07-18-2007, 02:26 PM
Terribly sore. I also have a chipped tooth.
Sorry about that, but you have terrible balance when you're on all fours.
Melmart1
07-18-2007, 02:27 PM
Did you bathe him too?
Yeah, after someone has been through a bukkake, they should be well sanitized.
midgetonadonkey
07-18-2007, 02:27 PM
Yeah, after someone has been through a bukkake, they should be well sanitized.
It sounds like you know from experience.
peewee's lovechild
07-18-2007, 02:27 PM
Did you bathe him too?
I power hosed him and scrubbed him with a shop mop.
CuckingFunt
07-18-2007, 02:28 PM
Terribly sore. I also have a chipped tooth.Then you should be happy it wasn't an O-ring gag. Those fuckers really chafe.
peewee's lovechild
07-18-2007, 02:30 PM
Then you should be happy it wasn't an O-ring gag. Those fuckers really chafe.
The more things I find out about you, the more I like you.
batman2883
07-18-2007, 04:07 PM
bliss bliss bliss
CuckingFunt
07-18-2007, 04:36 PM
I don't want to work, so I think I'm just not gonna.
Silver21_Black20
07-18-2007, 05:02 PM
I got to leave work at 4:30. Yay me!
CuckingFunt
07-18-2007, 09:21 PM
Has anyone watched "Ninja Warrior" on G4? It's kind of awesome.
peewee's lovechild
07-18-2007, 09:41 PM
Has anyone watched "Ninja Warrior" on G4? It's kind of awesome.
What channel is that on Time Warner?
Has anyone watched "Ninja Warrior" on G4? It's kind of awesome.
It's six shades of awesome.
Except for the part about the dudes in thongs or the transsexual.
CuckingFunt
07-18-2007, 10:55 PM
It's six shades of awesome.
Except for the part about the dudes in thongs or the transsexual.Well, I always loved "American Gladiators", and this is like that with Japanese screaming.
jman3000
07-18-2007, 11:50 PM
the female version of ninja warrior had a few hot japanese chicks... one in particular i remember was a tv host or something... she got pretty far iirc.
Condemned 2 HelLA
07-19-2007, 01:33 AM
Having a summer cold sucks.
That is all.
Dr. Acula
07-19-2007, 08:36 AM
i pooted in my pants
CuckingFunt
07-19-2007, 08:40 AM
Having a summer cold sucks.
That is all.Ugh... agreed.
Paco Aguilar
07-19-2007, 09:40 AM
does that rancla burn or what?
peewee's lovechild
07-19-2007, 10:21 AM
Give me some choncho!!!
In the pinta you don't get nothing for free.
Silver21_Black20
07-19-2007, 10:38 AM
peewee is a post whore. Dude, you already have over 1200 posts. You will be closing in on midge soon.
midgetonadonkey
07-19-2007, 10:39 AM
He will never beat me.
peewee's lovechild
07-19-2007, 10:47 AM
peewee is a post whore. Dude, you already have over 1200 posts. You will be closing in on midge soon.
Correction: I'm just a whore.
peewee's lovechild
07-19-2007, 10:48 AM
He will never beat me.
I already did that to you in my basement for an extended period of time.
TheQuattro
07-19-2007, 11:02 AM
Hey. See some new faces and some old ugly ones up in here.
batman2883
07-19-2007, 02:07 PM
I Just Pooted
Silver21_Black20
07-19-2007, 02:12 PM
Watch any Heroes batman?
And there are 23 episodes.
batman2883
07-19-2007, 02:14 PM
Watch any Heroes batman?
And there are 23 episodes.
NOT YET IM GONNA GO HOME AND WATCH THEM TILL I NAP INTO A COMA.......IM REALLY EXCITED IM GONNA START HAVING SCRUBS AND HEROES PARTIES.......
Silver21_Black20
07-19-2007, 02:15 PM
NOT YET IM GONNA GO HOME AND WATCH THEM TILL I NAP INTO A COMA.......IM REALLY EXCITED IM GONNA START HAVING SCRUBS AND HEROES PARTIES.......
:lol That would be awesome.
batman2883
07-19-2007, 02:19 PM
:lol That would be awesome.
yeah my friend joe and i have already planned them out its gonna be fun
Silver21_Black20
07-19-2007, 02:21 PM
yeah my friend joe and i have already planned them out its gonna be fun
Ok ... that's kinda gay!
batman2883
07-19-2007, 02:22 PM
Ok ... that's kinda gay!
nah its gonna be hamburger helper, and beer lol and im gonna dress like dr. turk
Mixability
07-19-2007, 02:23 PM
Ok ... that's kinda gay!
No, that IS gay.
peewee's lovechild
07-19-2007, 02:24 PM
You should get Midge to dress like Carla.
CuckingFunt
07-19-2007, 02:40 PM
nah its gonna be hamburger helper, and beer lol and im gonna dress like dr. turkThat's hugely gay.
I don't mean gay as in "gay = worthy of ridicule", I mean gay as in "I like to fuck other men".
Silver21_Black20
07-19-2007, 02:41 PM
You should get Midge to dress like Carla.
He tries to stop time like Hiro. It is funny shit.
batman2883
07-19-2007, 02:43 PM
That's hugely gay.
I don't mean gay as in "gay = worthy of ridicule", I mean gay as in "I like to fuck other men".
WHY THANK YOU FOR THE EXPLINATION ON GAY
batman2883
07-19-2007, 02:44 PM
One Of These Days Hiro Is Gonna Try To Stop Time And Take Shit In His Pants
CuckingFunt
07-19-2007, 02:46 PM
WHY THANK YOU FOR THE EXPLINATION ON GAYYou're welcome!
ShoogarBear
07-19-2007, 02:51 PM
That's hugely gay.
I don't mean gay as in "gay = worthy of ridicule", I mean gay as in "I like to fuck other men".:lmao
jman3000
07-19-2007, 03:51 PM
lol @ white trash shooting the camera crew with a paintball gun on this very special episode of cheaters.
peewee's lovechild
07-19-2007, 03:52 PM
He tries to stop time like Hiro. It is funny shit.
Is that because he's too "quick"?
Ricky Bobby
07-19-2007, 04:41 PM
well you just put a crack in it like the crack in the liberty bell
CuckingFunt
07-19-2007, 05:15 PM
I just looked at the clock and realized I haven't done anything productive at the office today. Not one single thing.
angel_luv
07-19-2007, 07:18 PM
I am off work all day Friday and Saturday and half of Sunday- am so happy! :)
ashbeeigh
07-19-2007, 10:01 PM
Man 14 hour days rock my socks off.
Silver21_Black20
07-20-2007, 03:25 PM
All of the "favorite" threads are getting out of hand.
midgetonadonkey
07-20-2007, 03:37 PM
I don't think it's out of hand.
Silver21_Black20
07-20-2007, 03:47 PM
:lol @ favorite "favorite" thread.
midgetonadonkey
07-21-2007, 12:53 AM
meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow
peewee's lovechild
07-21-2007, 12:56 AM
I just finished having sex with my hand, but she's such a bitch.
She wanted to cuddle and all I wanted to do is sleep.
Fucking hand.
midgetonadonkey
07-21-2007, 12:58 AM
haha
Melmart1
07-21-2007, 12:59 AM
Why can't I sleep, damnit! :pctoss
midgetonadonkey
07-21-2007, 12:59 AM
gmail
midgetonadonkey
07-21-2007, 01:00 AM
Why can't I sleep, damnit! :pctoss
Because you crave pussy.
CuckingFunt
07-21-2007, 01:00 AM
Why can't I sleep, damnit! :pctoss'Cause ya ain't sleepy?
CuckingFunt
07-21-2007, 01:00 AM
Because you crave pussy.Damn. Better answer.
Melmart1
07-21-2007, 01:01 AM
Craving pussy has nothing to do with it, though I did see a lesbian sequence on "Reel Sex" tonight on HBO about strap-ons that was as strange as it was titilating.
Melmart1
07-21-2007, 01:01 AM
Actually I am sleepy. Quite sleepy. Just can't fall asleep.
midgetonadonkey
07-21-2007, 01:03 AM
Get off of the fucking computer, lay down, pull the covers over you and close your eyes. After a while you will fall asleep.
CuckingFunt
07-21-2007, 01:05 AM
Actually I am sleepy. Quite sleepy. Just can't fall asleep.Ahhhh... then the problem is that you're too sleepy. I can never fall asleep when I'm too sleepy.
Melmart1
07-21-2007, 01:06 AM
Get off of the fucking computer, lay down, pull the covers over you and close your eyes. After a while you will fall asleep.
I have done that for the last 90 minutes. I got frustrated and came here.
midgetonadonkey
07-21-2007, 01:08 AM
I have done that for the last 90 minutes. I got frustrated and came here.
You should've fucked your vibrator. That would've put you to sleep.
peewee's lovechild
07-21-2007, 01:09 AM
Ahhhh... then the problem is that you're too sleepy. I can never fall asleep when I'm too sleepy.
There you are.
Nice to know you're still awake.
Melmart1
07-21-2007, 01:09 AM
You should've fucked your vibrator. That would've put you to sleep.
Eh, I did that earlier. Didn't help either. Women, unlike men, don't always just want to roll over and go to sleep afterwards.
peewee's lovechild
07-21-2007, 01:11 AM
Beerfest is one of the greatest movies ever . . . fuck Speilberg.
peewee's lovechild
07-21-2007, 01:12 AM
Eh, I did that earlier. Didn't help either. Women, unlike men, don't always just want to roll over and go to sleep afterwards.
I only do that after eating two bowls of Fruity Pebbles.
I don't know why, but I do.
Melmart1
07-21-2007, 01:14 AM
Fruity pebbles suck. Cocoa pebbles are OK though. I like putting them on vanilla ice cream. Yummm.
Speaking of which, did you go to Amy's yet?
CuckingFunt
07-21-2007, 01:20 AM
Fruity pebbles suck. Cocoa pebbles are OK though. I like putting them on vanilla ice cream. Yummm.All of this is genius.
peewee's lovechild
07-21-2007, 01:21 AM
Fruity pebbles suck. Cocoa pebbles are OK though. I like putting them on vanilla ice cream. Yummm.
Speaking of which, did you go to Amy's yet?
First of all, I'm offened by your talk of the Fruity Pebbles. They are a god send. You will be sent to the 9th level of hell for talking shit about them.
As for Amy's, no I haven't had the time to go there yet. I've been wanting to go but something always gets in the way . . . today it was Budweiser and Shiner Bock that got in the way.
Melmart1
07-21-2007, 01:24 AM
All of this is genius.
Haha, people think I am weird for putting cereal on ice cream but it gives it crunch and when it melts a bit its like having a swirled ice cream with chocolate and vanilla.
Plus, Mexicans love fried ice cream and a lot of people use cornflakes for that, so I don't see the difference. Hey ... fried ice cream with cocoa pebbles ... hmmm ...
Melmart1
07-21-2007, 01:25 AM
First of all, I'm offened by your talk of the Fruity Pebbles. They are a god send. You will be sent to the 9th level of hell for talking shit about them.
As for Amy's, no I haven't had the time to go there yet. I've been wanting to go but something always gets in the way . . . today it was Budweiser and Shiner Bock that got in the way.
Last night Corona got in my way of doing anything productive. In fact, it got in the way of me doing much that was productive today, as well.
ShoogarBear
07-21-2007, 05:42 AM
Haha, people think I am weird for putting cereal on ice cream No, that isn't it.
ATRAIN
07-21-2007, 09:20 AM
Is anyone else at work today? :( this sucks!!
CuckingFunt
07-21-2007, 10:15 AM
Haha, people think I am weird for putting cereal on ice cream but it gives it crunch and when it melts a bit its like having a swirled ice cream with chocolate and vanilla.
Plus, Mexicans love fried ice cream and a lot of people use cornflakes for that, so I don't see the difference. Hey ... fried ice cream with cocoa pebbles ... hmmm ...I love ice cream when it has a bit of crunch in it. Ben & Jerry's used to have a flavor called "Ka-Berry Kaboom" (maybe still do?) that wasn't very good, but had Pop Rocks in it. Which was awesome.
ashbeeigh
07-21-2007, 10:59 AM
Is anyone else at work today? :( this sucks!!
Sorry to hear that. :( I have to plan some stuff for my last real week of work, but otherwise...no.
Johnny_Blaze_47
07-21-2007, 11:16 AM
Not working today, but I'm in a lot of pain. I had an appointment with my orthodontist yesterday and it pretty much fucked my day.
I'm off today and work in the newsroom tomorrow night, then I have to start my work on the HS football guide during the day the rest of the week and I have Missions coverage M-W.
Oh, and to keep the theme going...shut up, Ashbeeigh. BTW, how's Dallas?
Oh, and I've got a poker game at 1 a.m. today/tomorrow.
ATRAIN
07-21-2007, 11:35 AM
Sorry to hear that. :( I have to plan some stuff for my last real week of work, but otherwise...no.
Well on the upside, whenever we have our weekend rotations here at work we get a the following week off with OT pay. So yeah ill be off for a week starting tomm at 7 pm.
ATRAIN
07-21-2007, 11:36 AM
Not working today, but I'm in a lot of pain. I had an appointment with my orthodontist yesterday and it pretty much fucked my day.
I'm off today and work in the newsroom tomorrow night, then I have to start my work on the HS football guide during the day the rest of the week and I have Missions coverage M-W.
Oh, and to keep the theme going...shut up, Ashbeeigh. BTW, how's Dallas?
Oh, and I've got a poker game at 1 a.m. today/tomorrow.
Man thats a late poker game, how long do they last?
Johnny_Blaze_47
07-21-2007, 12:06 PM
Man thats a late poker game, how long do they last?
It's the first time we've played this late. It's just that this seems to be the only time most of us can get together. It's been a while since we all played together; about six months for me and about four for the rest of the group.
Luckily, I've thrown off my sleep pattern over the last few nights for unrelated reasons...but I'm all hopped up on Vicodin right now, so this will be an interesting night, especially if I come away winning.
ashbeeigh
07-21-2007, 12:08 PM
Well on the upside, whenever we have our weekend rotations here at work we get a the following week off with OT pay. So yeah ill be off for a week starting tomm at 7 pm.
:elephant for the week off, though.
Oh, and to keep the theme going...shut up, Ashbeeigh. BTW, how's Dallas?
It's lovely. I'll be back in SA on Friday for a week then off to summer camp with a bunch of hooligans on August 6th and done with everything on the 12th.
I remember the orthodontist days. That's a mother fucker. I remember crying when I was like 13 because of what they did to me.
ATRAIN
07-21-2007, 12:42 PM
It's the first time we've played this late. It's just that this seems to be the only time most of us can get together. It's been a while since we all played together; about six months for me and about four for the rest of the group.
Luckily, I've thrown off my sleep pattern over the last few nights for unrelated reasons...but I'm all hopped up on Vicodin right now, so this will be an interesting night, especially if I come away winning.
So do you guys play unlimited buy ins? We usually like to go tourney style so people don't buy in and out all the time.
ATRAIN
07-21-2007, 12:46 PM
:elephant for the week off, though.
It's lovely. I'll be back in SA on Friday for a week then off to summer camp with a bunch of hooligans on August 6th and done with everything on the 12th.
I remember the orthodontist days. That's a mother fucker. I remember crying when I was like 13 because of what they did to me.
Week off rules, so I wont be complaining much on sunday when i get out of here.
leemajors
07-21-2007, 01:44 PM
why would you need vicodin after going to see the orthodontist? (my dad's one and he rarely prescribes anything)
i'm at work too, but tues-sat is my schedule and today is for watching movies and reading cuz it's slow.
ashbeeigh
07-21-2007, 02:13 PM
Week off rules, so I wont be complaining much on sunday when i get out of here.
I won't be either come Friday.
angel_luv
07-21-2007, 03:14 PM
It's lovely. I'll be back in SA on Friday for a week then off to summer camp with a bunch of hooligans on August 6th and done with everything on the 12th.
You finish your internship on my birthday. :)
peewee's lovechild
07-21-2007, 03:21 PM
Looking for a squirter.
Any squirters here??
Looking for a squirter.
ashbeeigh
07-21-2007, 03:28 PM
You finish your internship on my birthday. :)
woO! Happy early birthday!
peewee's lovechild
07-21-2007, 03:34 PM
So, no squirters???
Come on!!!!!!!
There has to be at least one!!!
Any squirters????
ATRAIN
07-21-2007, 03:35 PM
LOL peewee your a sick man...sick sick man
Squid
07-21-2007, 03:38 PM
I'm a squirter.
Squid
07-21-2007, 03:38 PM
Bitches.
peewee's lovechild
07-21-2007, 03:38 PM
There's nothing wrong with wanting a good squirter.
Nothing at all.
peewee's lovechild
07-21-2007, 03:39 PM
I'm a squirter.
Well, it's not exactly what I'm looking for . . . but, being how there are none of the squirters I'm looking for, I'll just have to give it a try.
What the hell.
Squid
07-21-2007, 03:42 PM
One time I was swimming around CuckingFunt's uterus and I hit her G-spot with one of my tentacles and she squirted so hard I came flying out and landed on her coffee table.
peewee's lovechild
07-21-2007, 03:46 PM
One time I was swimming around CuckingFunt's uterus and I hit her G-spot with one of my tentacles and she squirted so hard I came flying out and landed on her coffee table.
Shit, that's impressive.
I wish I were there to see it happen.
peewee's lovechild
07-21-2007, 03:47 PM
"One time, when I was in Band Camp . . ."
CuckingFunt
07-22-2007, 12:04 AM
One time I was swimming around CuckingFunt's uterus and I hit her G-spot with one of my tentacles and she squirted so hard I came flying out and landed on her coffee table.Fond memories of that night still haunt my dreams.
But the art deco ashtray you broke was worth a fortune, prick.
ATRAIN
07-22-2007, 10:06 AM
AT WORK AGAIN, I pulled in 13 and a half hours yesterday and pulling 12 today :(......man im tired!!
peewee's lovechild
07-22-2007, 01:15 PM
I'm at work and it sucks.
I'm pissed and hung over . . . well not really hung over, but very sleepy.
peewee's lovechild
07-22-2007, 01:16 PM
Fond memories of that night still haunt my dreams.
But the art deco ashtray you broke was worth a fortune, prick.
Oh, to swim in your uterus and hit your G-spot . . .
CuckingFunt
07-22-2007, 01:16 PM
I'm not at work, but have so many things to do at home that I almost wish I was.
ATRAIN
07-22-2007, 01:43 PM
I'm at work and it sucks.
I'm pissed and hung over . . . well not really hung over, but very sleepy.
yeah work has sucked the last few days for me :(, thank god ill be off a week after this :)
peewee's lovechild
07-22-2007, 01:48 PM
I'm not at work, but have so many things to do at home that I almost wish I was.
What kind of things do you have to do at home??
And, will clothing be required to do said things?
peewee's lovechild
07-22-2007, 01:49 PM
yeah work has sucked the last few days for me :(, thank god ill be off a week after this :)
Yeah, I hear you . . . I want to blow up this joint.
angel_luv
07-22-2007, 04:28 PM
woO! Happy early birthday!
Thank you. Early internship finishing congrats to you. :)
ashbeeigh
07-22-2007, 04:36 PM
I want to punch my Site coordinator in the face. She's the biggest bitch in the world.
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