Free Quattro Razor (5)

[Squid]

She used to stalk me. Now she doesn't even come around.

[Squid]

I'd put the depressed smiley but I'm boycotting the colon.

[Squid]

Smug bastard colon.

[Squid]

I have nothing against the semi-colon.

[Squid]

He just wants to be accepted for who he is.

[Squid]

It's funny how I refer to punctuation in the masculine form.

[midgetonadonkey]

As far as punctuation goes, I bet the question mark is a female.

[midgetonadonkey]

And of course the period is a chick.

[midgetonadonkey]

I like Panda Express.

[midgetonadonkey]

I bet there are a million Panda Expresses in China.

[midgetonadonkey]

Does China's government allow fast food chains?

[midgetonadonkey]

I've always wanted to live under a communist government.

[midgetonadonkey]

It's a nice idea.

[midgetonadonkey]

Everybody pulls their own weight.

[midgetonadonkey]

I'd be the lazy fuck that everyone is pissed off at because they are unemployed and still gets the same things everyone else gets.

[midgetonadonkey]

I saw some of the Godfather II today.

[midgetonadonkey]

I just recently started to enjoy Blue Cheese salad dressing.

[midgetonadonkey]

My toe nail fell off a few days ago.

[midgetonadonkey]

Icky Thump!!

[midgetonadonkey]

I wonder what 1Billups1's house looks like.

[midgetonadonkey]

Maybe he will post a pic of it.

[midgetonadonkey]

I had a dream that George Takei was playing video games with me and some kid and he started cussing out the kid for some reason.

[peewee's lovechild]

I would've loved living in communist Russia.

[midgetonadonkey]

And then he said, "Oh my" in his fantastic gay voice.

[peewee's lovechild]

Nothing but vodka and fucking cheap whores.

[peewee's lovechild]

I would've gotten drunk with Gorbechov and pissed on his birthmark.

[peewee's lovechild]

There's still communism in Cuba.

[peewee's lovechild]

I might go there.

[peewee's lovechild]

I would be fun to drink with Fidel.

[peewee's lovechild]

But, I don't think he drinks Shiner Bock . . . and that bothers me.

[Yakov Smirnoff]

Nothing but vodka and fucking cheap whores.

In Soviet Russia, whores fuck you.

[peewee's lovechild]

I don't know why, but I just pictured Midge getting fucked by Captain Sulu.

[midgetonadonkey]

Fidel drinks nothing but Corona Light. That's what I heard on Entertainment Tonight.

[midgetonadonkey]

I don't know why, but I just pictured Midge getting fucked by Captain Sulu.

Did it turn you on?

[peewee's lovechild]

Midge tried to say "Oh, my!" but Sulu got pissed and punched him in the nuts as he continued to bore his manhood into Midge's ass.

[midgetonadonkey]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hp1bICcvw8Q

[peewee's lovechild]

Did it turn you on?

I was jacking off to Japanese porn at the time, so yea . . . it kinda did.

[Yakov Smirnoff]

Midge tried to say "Oh, my!" but Sulu got pissed and punched him in the nuts as he continued to bore his manhood into Midge's ass.

In Soviet Russia, nuts punch you.

[midgetonadonkey]

I like watching Jap porn.

[peewee's lovechild]

Sulu was fucking Midge to "Chocolate Rain".

Such a sweet love making song.

[peewee's lovechild]

I wonder if Yakov can do the Sulu Dance.

[midgetonadonkey]

Chocolate Rain is a brilliant song.

Not as good as this one though...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbGkxcY7YFU

[peewee's lovechild]

Suddenly, I've remembered the time a 14 year old whore in Mexico.

It was liberating.

[midgetonadonkey]

You fucked a 14 year old in Mexico?

Lucky.

[peewee's lovechild]

Her name was Maria Lourdes Margarita de los Santos Valeria de las Lagrimas Garcia Martinez Villalobos Castellanos Johnson.

[midgetonadonkey]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwTZ2xpQwpA

[midgetonadonkey]

Her name was Maria Lourdes Margarita de los Santos Valeria de las Lagrimas Garcia Martinez Villalobos Castellanos Johnson.

:lmao

Funny thing is, she's my niece.

[peewee's lovechild]

You fucked a 14 year old in Mexico?

Lucky.

Not lucky.

It was a matter of having an extra 7 dollars.

[midgetonadonkey]

Damn this dude says Chocolate Rain a lot during this song.

[peewee's lovechild]

:lmao

Funny thing is, she's my niece.

Yea, I now . . . she had a picture of her giving you a blow job.

That was a pretty small dick, but yours wasn't all that bad.

[peewee's lovechild]

Damn this dude says Chocolate Rain a lot during this song.

I'm just upset that it's not about diaharrea.

[peewee's lovechild]

I'm working on a song called "Mexican Cum".

[peewee's lovechild]

I wonder if Borris Yeltsin ever had anal sex with Gorbechov.

[midgetonadonkey]

I'm going to go perform Chocolate Rain at a karaoke bar.

[peewee's lovechild]

Yeltsin was drunk half the time . . . he was the Russian Ted Kennedy.

[peewee's lovechild]

They both used to fuck little boys in boats.

[midgetonadonkey]

I wonder if Borris Yeltsin ever had anal sex with Gorbechov.

There's a video of it on youtube.

[peewee's lovechild]

I'm going to go perform Chocolate Rain at a karaoke bar.

I just did some chocolate rain on my toilet.

I drank too much Shiner last night.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

lol
that choclate rain song was weird

[midgetonadonkey]

Yeltsin was drunk half the time . . . he was the Russian Ted Kennedy.

I wonder if there was a Russian Mary Jo.

[peewee's lovechild]

lol
that choclate rain song was weird

It's a message from God.

He means to say that he's bored with us and that he's going to shit on us.

[midgetonadonkey]

I want to do some chocolate rain all over a southside hoodrat

[peewee's lovechild]

I wonder if there was a Russian Mary Jo.

I know that there's a Russian Mary Hoe.

I work with a couple of them, no one understands what the fuck they're saying.

But, I'm sure they're asking if they can suck my cock.

[peewee's lovechild]

I want to do some chocolate rain all over a southside hoodrat

Try LoveBones and her sister.

You'd have to pay though, it's how they put food on the table.

[Yakov Smirnoff]

I know that there's a Russian Mary Hoe.

I work with a couple of them, no one understands what the fuck they're saying.

But, I'm sure they're asking if they can suck my cock.

In Soviet Russia, cock suck you.

[midgetonadonkey]

Try LoveBones and her sister.

You'd have to pay though, it's how they put food on the table.

Fuck that. I don't want to get the herpes.

[peewee's lovechild]

Fuck that. I don't want to get the herpes.

But, it's a sure thing that they would let you shit on thier tits and piss in their mouth.

Everybody knows that.

[midgetonadonkey]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JHP_hShzWqM

Joe Walsh is God.

[peewee's lovechild]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JHP_hShzWqM

Joe Walsh is God.

One of the greatest guitarists ever.

[midgetonadonkey]

I'd give my 3rd born child to a Thai pedophile to see the Eagles live in concert.

[peewee's lovechild]

There's nothing in this world better than ejaculation.

[peewee's lovechild]

Where does all my jizz go??

[midgetonadonkey]

Where does all my jizz go??

In your mouth you fucking faggot.

[peewee's lovechild]

I'd give my 3rd born child to a Thai pedophile to see the Eagles live in concert.

Just give it to me.

I know exactly what to do with it.

I've already fucked your first two.

Remember that?

[peewee's lovechild]

In your mouth you fucking faggot.

No, that's when you're blowing me.

I hate it when you gag you fucking pussy.

[midgetonadonkey]

Just give it to me.

I know exactly what to do with it.

I've already fucked your first two.

Remember that?

How can I forget. You kept me up all night with your moaning. I had to work the next day you know.

[peewee's lovechild]

I always jizz like 2 liters, but I can only find like half a liter when I'm cleaning up.

[midgetonadonkey]

No, that's when you're blowing me.

I hate it when you gag you fucking pussy.

Don't act like you are going to gag anyone with that 2 inch cock of yours.

[peewee's lovechild]

I'm convinced there's some sort of Jizz Fairy that come around to lick up the left overs.

[peewee's lovechild]

Don't act like you are going to gag anyone with that 2 inch cock of yours.

You have a small mouth.

What do you care?

[midgetonadonkey]

I always jizz like 2 liters, but I can only find like half a liter when I'm cleaning up.

Check under your balls.

[peewee's lovechild]

Don't ever jizz on the carpet.

[peewee's lovechild]

My carpet turned brown this morning.

[midgetonadonkey]

Don't ever jizz on the carpet.

Luckily I have hard wood floors.

[peewee's lovechild]

Luckily I have hard wood floors.

Your love for "hard wood" knows no bounds.

[midgetonadonkey]

My carpet turned brown this morning.

Isn't jizz supposed to be white? You might want to get checked for an infection of some sort.

[peewee's lovechild]

Has anyone here ever been raped by a Catholic Priest?

[peewee's lovechild]

Such stories you could tell.

[peewee's lovechild]

Isn't jizz supposed to be white? You might want to get checked for an infection of some sort.

Then why does mine come out yellow-orangeish??

[peewee's lovechild]

It doesn't help that my date was on her period.

[CuckingFunt]

There's nothing in this world better than ejaculation.You must be the happiest person on the planet, then.

[peewee's lovechild]

You must be the happiest person on the planet, then.

Only during ejaculation.

[peewee's lovechild]

When I woke up today, I had the sudden realization that sleeping pills and beer shouldn't be mixed.

[CuckingFunt]

When I woke up today, I had the sudden realization that sleeping pills and beer shouldn't be mixed.That's a very good lesson to learn. And one that doesn't always result in the phrase "When I woke up today."

[peewee's lovechild]

That's a very good lesson to learn. And one that doesn't always result in the phrase "When I woke up today."

As a matter of fact I had a dream of flying pink elephants as I was walking through a crowd of pig people waiting for a rattlesnake bus.

The coyote policemen were chasing a rabbit thief. And a red eyed giraffe was asking me what I was doing there.

I didn't know what to say.

[CuckingFunt]

As a matter of fact I had a dream of flying pink elephants as I was walking through a crowd of pig people waiting for a rattlesnake bus.

The coyote policemen were chasing a rabbit thief. And a red eyed giraffe was asking me what I was doing there.

I didn't know what to say.Nor do I.

[peewee's lovechild]

Nor do I.

The Goldfish hookers were also at a loss for words.

[CuckingFunt]

The Goldfish hookers were also at a loss for words.No. They just had their mouths full.

[peewee's lovechild]

No. They just had their mouths full.

That's a distinct possibility, but I couldn't really see.
It was raining rubys from a cloud of diamonds.

[CuckingFunt]

That's a distinct possibility, but I couldn't really see.
It was raining rubys from a cloud of diamonds.Ouch! Rubies could do quite a bit of damage from such a distance.

[peewee's lovechild]

Ouch! Rubies could do quite a bit of damage from such a distance.

I'd have to agree a ruby can do quite a bit of damage.

I've never had a ruby though, so I'm talking out of my ass.

But, the many rubies I saw in my dream were sweet . . . . so very sweet.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

I'm watching blade trinity on TNT. NEver seen it before, refused to cuz it was a lame premise.
But its coming into its own with comedic value. That Van Wilder dude plays Van Wilder in every movie he's ever been in (like sean william scott plays stiffler in every movie he's ever been in, and napolean dynamite, etc)
he's even throwing Van Wilderesque lines in this movie. Its lame from the pov of a fan of the previous movies but funny that Blade is forced to ally with big breasted beil and Van freakin Wilder. Classic.

I might just rent it to see it unedited. It's a sad end to what could have been a nearly perfect trilogy, but I guess looking at it from a evil dead-army of darkness esque pov, its not that bad.

It's rare when i change my mind about movies.

[batman2883]

blade trinity is awesome!!!! the number 23 was sooo boring

[ATRAIN]

After a week off from work, im back!! Did anyone notice that I wasnt here :(?

[peewee's lovechild]

After a week off from work, im back!! Did anyone notice that I wasnt here :(?

What was your name again??

:)

[ATRAIN]

What was your name again??

:)


lol

[ashbeeigh]

damn the mosquiots in San Antonio. One bit me right in the middle of my forehead. If it didn't hurt so badly I would laugh at this big mark on my head.

[Paco Aguilar]

what to do what to do

[peewee's lovechild]

JIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNN JUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!

[CuckingFunt]

Tay Zonday is on "Attack of the Show" right now.

His talking voice sounds like his singing voice. I think he's part alien.

Or... part muppet, perhaps.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

The owner of the company I work for asked me to be the manager of a satellite lab in Houston. I said no. Who the fuck wants to live in Houston????

eh.

[peewee's lovechild]

Midge would like to live in Houston just to suck Matt Shaub's cock.

[midgetonadonkey]

http://img529.imageshack.us/img529/4517/redxdx6.jpg

[peewee's lovechild]

http://img529.imageshack.us/img529/4517/redxdx6.jpg

That red "X" in the skyline is quite impressive.

[midgetonadonkey]

Not as impressive as how it got there.

[Silver21_Black20]

Hey midge, what are your thoughts about moving in with your SO?

peewee said, downgrade. :lol

[midgetonadonkey]

I've enjoyed it. I say upgrade.

[peewee's lovechild]

I've enjoyed it. I say upgrade.

Puppy love lasts for about a year . . . check back with me in a year.

[peewee's lovechild]

I've enjoyed it. I say upgrade.

Pussy.

[Mixability]

I've enjoyed it.


Pussy.

Midge's point exactly.

[ashbeeigh]

The owner of the company I work for asked me to be the manager of a satellite lab in Houston. I said no. Who the fuck wants to live in Houston????

eh.

Who the fuck wants to live in Dallas is a better question.

[CuckingFunt]

Puppy love lasts for about a year . . . check back with me in a year.One year? By default?

I think I should invest in calendar...

[Melmart1]

Waaait... Sandra and Midge moved in together? When did this happen? I am so outta the loop :dramaquee

[ATRAIN]

Who the fuck wants to live in Dallas is a better question.


you know what my mom used to call Dallas when I was a kid.........THE GATEWAY TO HELL hahahahaha, thats pretty funny. OH yeah and Dallas drivers are HORRIBLE and i have driven in Mexico!!!

[midgetonadonkey]

Waaait... Sandra and Midge moved in together? When did this happen? I am so outta the loop :dramaquee

It's purely speculation at this point. :smokin

[NASpurs]

I have a cut on the inside part of my nostril and it's turning into a scab. Hope people don't think it's a booger or anything.

I keep ripping it off and it stings. Should I stop doing this? No? Ok.

[midgetonadonkey]

I think you should eat the scab.

[NASpurs]

I think you should eat the scab.If it's anything like eating boogers then yeah I should go for it. Hope it's not salty.

[Silver21_Black20]

If it's anything like eating boogers then yeah I should go for it. Hope it's not salty.

Put some lime on it.

[NASpurs]

Lime on my scab? Should I add the lime juice when the scab is on the cut as well so I can suffer a bit?

[NASpurs]

http://www.hamsterinthewheel.com/fatalfury/walrus-bucket/

http://www.hamsterinthewheel.com/fatalfury/walrus-bucket/images/53-lost_mah_honey.jpg

[midgetonadonkey]

:lmao

[NASpurs]

1Billups1 is here. I feel special now.

[NASpurs]

This thread needs some gaying up and with this, it'll probably never be the same.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-jOjK003Yk

Those words play with the strings of my heart.

[ashbeeigh]

you know what my mom used to call Dallas when I was a kid.........THE GATEWAY TO HELL hahahahaha, thats pretty funny. OH yeah and Dallas drivers are HORRIBLE and i have driven in Mexico!!!

Not as bad as Houston drivers. I actually happen to prefer the Dallas night life and culture to the San Antonio night life. It's more urban and upbeat. But, we'll see.

[ashbeeigh]

Lime on my scab? Should I add the lime juice when the scab is on the cut as well so I can suffer a bit?

The tequila with the lime will make it even better.

[midgetonadonkey]

ashbeeigh is urban? :lmao

[Silver21_Black20]

:lmao

San Antonio > Dallas

[midgetonadonkey]

Ashbeeigh, do you wear a do-rag since you are so urban?

[ashbeeigh]

Ashbeeigh, do you wear a do-rag since you are so urban?

indeed. I have a whole drawer full of them. :lmao
Next to my gun collection.

[ORION]

because the Devil had sex with a dog and your mother was that dog

[midgetonadonkey]

I'm about halfway through the Simpsons movie and it's kind of boring.

[angel_luv]

I am stuck at work... even more boring.

[ashbeeigh]

I am stuck at work... even more boring.

:madrun

[ATRAIN]

im bored at home, maybe I should go to sleep!!

[peewee's lovechild]

Midge is driving a bad-ass PT Cruiser these days . . . what a bitch!!!

If ever I questioned Midge's sexuality . . . my question has been answered.

[ATRAIN]

Who the fuck wants to live in Dallas is a better question.


what language!!!

[ATRAIN]

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talk to me you bastard!!!

[TheZackAttack!]

you know what my mom used to call Dallas when I was a kid.........THE GATEWAY TO HELL hahahahaha, thats pretty funny. OH yeah and Dallas drivers are HORRIBLE and i have driven in Mexico!!!

I fail to find the humor in that but anyway. I've spent alot of time in the metroplex and Mexico/RGV STILL has the worst drivers anywhere

[ATRAIN]

I fail to find the humor in that but anyway. I've spent alot of time in the metroplex and Mexico/RGV STILL has the worst drivers anywhere


Yeah there are some pretty crappy drivers there, and spend a lot of time driving in Houston.......I still say Dallas is the worst. I hated driving there.

[midgetonadonkey]

Midge is driving a bad-ass PT Cruiser these days . . . what a bitch!!!

If ever I questioned Midge's sexuality . . . my question has been answered.

God dammit! It's not by choice!! :pctoss

[TheZackAttack!]

Yeah there are some pretty crappy drivers there, and spend a lot of time driving in Houston.......I still say Dallas is the worst. I hated driving there.

There is alot of fast cars in Dallas you have to keep up with, maybe some people aren't cut out for it. RVG/Mexico is the worst in the world my friend. Talk about a total disregard for traffic law!

[CuckingFunt]

God dammit! It's not by choice!! :pctossWhat color is the PT Cruiser you're driving?

[ATRAIN]

There is alot of fast cars in Dallas you have to keep up with, maybe some people aren't cut out for it. RVG/Mexico is the worst in the world my friend. Talk about a total disregard for traffic law!

Oh I can keep up, but my experience was that a lot were very reckless and rude. Yeah the RGV in certain parts are very scary especially around the border.

[TheZackAttack!]

Oh I can keep up, but my experience was that a lot were very reckless and rude. Yeah the RGV in certain parts are very scary especially around the border.

Reckless and rude, much like Houston then, I see.

[Silver21_Black20]

What color is the PT Cruiser you're driving?

It is white and has no tint. :lmao

[midgetonadonkey]

:pctoss

I hate that fucking car!!

:pctoss

[peewee's lovechild]

Jiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnn Juuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[peewee's lovechild]

What color is the PT Cruiser you're driving?

It's the gayest thing I've ever seen.

And Midge looks like the butch lesbian driving it.

It's a funny sight.

[peewee's lovechild]

It is white and has no tint. :lmao

Midge was talking about getting a red sharpie and drawing flames on the side.

He's trying to make his gay-mobile more manly.

It's not going to happen.

[ashbeeigh]

When I buy a car it will not be a CR-V, a FJ Cruiser, or a PT Cruiser. No sir.

[monosylab1k]

why the fuck did 1Billups1 add a sig when he/she doesn't fucking post????

what a stupid cocksucker

[ashbeeigh]

I wonder if he may be waiting for that one groundbreaking quattro post...that one that will live in infamy. He'll say something so impressive that no one, not even midge, peewee, melmart, or silblack will have a comeback.

[Silver21_Black20]

why the fuck did 1Billups1 add a sig when he/she doesn't fucking post????

what a stupid cocksucker

:lmao

He quoted ME in his sig. Hahahahahahahaha

Holy Shit!

[Silver21_Black20]

I wonder if he may be waiting for that one groundbreaking quattro post...that one that will live in infamy. He'll say something so impressive that no one, not even midge, peewee, melmart, or silblack will have a comeback.

Shut the Fuck up ashbeeigh!

[ATRAIN]

why the fuck did 1Billups1 add a sig when he/she doesn't fucking post????

what a stupid cocksucker


what did it say, Im too lazy to check

[ashbeeigh]

Shut the Fuck up ashbeeigh!

:madrun

[ATRAIN]

ok nm I saw it.........BILLUPS, why dont you talk ... I think I got it maybe he doesnt have fingers and its too hard for him to type?

[ashbeeigh]

ok nm I saw it.........BILLUPS, why dont you talk ... I think I got it maybe he doesnt have fingers and its too hard for him to type?

He could use an on screen keyboard. That is no excuse.

[Silver21_Black20]

He could use an on screen keyboard. That is no excuse.

Maybe he is waiting for you to stop posting.

[ATRAIN]

Maybe he is waiting for you to stop posting.


lol

[monosylab1k]

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POST, MOTHERFUCKER!!!! I DEMAND IT!!!

[ashbeeigh]

Maybe he is waiting for you to stop posting.
Not probable. His last post was well before I serial posted.

[Silver21_Black20]

POST, MOTHERFUCKER!!!! I DEMAND IT!!!

That won't work. We've tried everything.

[Silver21_Black20]

Not probable. His last post was well before I serial posted.

It is worth a try though. Stop posting for a year here and see what happens. I'm sure he'll surprise us all.

[ORION]

I wish I had the ability to stop time

[batman2883]

i fight

[ATRAIN]

who do you fight?

[batman2883]

The World I Fight The World

[batman2883]

In The Midnight Hour, She Cried More More More

[batman2883]

With A Rebel Yeah, More More More,
More More More

[batman2883]

Varsity Blues Is Sooo Classic

[batman2883]

Tweeter Looks Down His Pants

"wtf Is That"

[ATRAIN]

lol

[CuckingFunt]

:pctoss

I hate that fucking car!!

:pctossI feel your pain, Midge.

A couple years ago I had some body work done to my car and was stuck with a rental gold-ish Toyota Corolla for a month. Every time I walked into a parking lot and approached five identical boring cars before finding the right one... a little piece of me died.

[CuckingFunt]

I wonder if he may be waiting for that one groundbreaking quattro post...that one that will live in infamy. He'll say something so impressive that no one, not even midge, peewee, melmart, or silblack will have a comeback.But I will.

And it will be so devistatingly clever that the heavens will shake.

Book it.

[ashbeeigh]

But I will.

And it will be so devistatingly clever that the heavens will shake.

Book it.

dum dum dum.

[Silver21_Black20]

I feel your pain, Midge.

A couple years ago I had some body work done to my car and was stuck with a rental gold-ish Toyota Corolla for a month. Every time I walked into a parking lot and approached five identical boring cars before finding the right one... a little piece of me died.

Funny thing is, when midge walked into the rental place, the guy said he could choose whatever vehicle he wanted. He could have gotten a Dodge Charger but then the guy said midge was only approved for a standard car and all they had was the Cruiser. This was midge :depressed

[midgetonadonkey]

Fuck that dude for teasing me that way. Fucker.

[CuckingFunt]

If he were a nice guy, he'd have started the paperwork for a Toyota Yaris and then remembered the PT. Then it would have felt like a pimp-mobile.

[ashbeeigh]

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[Silver21_Black20]

Yes, we get it. 1Billups1 is in the thread. Get over it.

[ShoogarBear]

I wonder if he may be waiting for that one groundbreaking quattro post...that one that will live in infamy. He'll say something so impressive that no one, not even midge, peewee, melmart, or silblack will have a comeback.Big deal. So he'll own the amateurs.

[ShoogarBear]

But I will.

And it will be so devistatingly clever that the heavens will shake.

Book it.So, then, he won't even own the amateurs.

[Mixability]

midge was only approved for a standard car

Couldn't you pay extra for an upgrade?

[ashbeeigh]

http://thumb15.webshots.net/t/36/37/5/69/89/278956989zSRRpl_th.jpg (http://family.webshots.com/photo/1278956989066048695zSRRpl)

1Billups1...I found you.

[ShoogarBear]

Since when is midge approved for anything other than a donkey?

[monosylab1k]

i just recalled back when I was 16 and read a book that had a bunch of firsthand accounts of Bataan death march survivors. When they finished the march and got thrown in the prison camps, apparently alot of them got like a rash or something on their balls that they dubbed "the inky". also, the guards gave them a bottle of imitation scotch for christmas. does anybody else remember this book? i wanna find it on amazon and read it again.

[monosylab1k]

http://thumb15.webshots.net/t/36/37/5/69/89/278956989zSRRpl_th.jpg (http://family.webshots.com/photo/1278956989066048695zSRRpl)

1Billups1...I found you.
:lol that little bitch got exposed.

say something now, 1Billups1, you lake partying douche!

[Silver21_Black20]

Couldn't you pay extra for an upgrade?

I guess he could have but I don't know how long his truck will be in the shop.

[Melmart1]

I just got an email from Adam and Eve that says that August is anal sex month. So does this mean we should be seeing a lot less of assbeigh around. Hooray!

[Silver21_Black20]

:lmao

[ShoogarBear]

I knew a woman who survived the Bataan Death March. She was an Army nurse.

Don't know about the book, though.

[ShoogarBear]

I like the fact that Mel is on the Adam and Eve mailing list.

[CuckingFunt]

I just got an email from Adam and Eve that says that August is anal sex month. So does this mean we should be seeing a lot less of assbeigh around. Hooray!I am giddy with joy over one of these scenarios.

The other has no immediate effect on my life.

[CuckingFunt]

I like the fact that Mel is on the Adam and Eve mailing list.It just makes fiscal sense. The Adam and Eve mailing list has wonderful coupons.

[Melmart1]

It just makes fiscal sense. The Adam and Eve mailing list has wonderful coupons.
:tu I saved 30% off my last order, with free shipping. Of course, it took fricken five weeks to get my order. I guess it was free because it was delivered via pony express.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I guess it was free because it was delivered via pony express.

Horse-sized dildo?

[CuckingFunt]

I guess it was free because it was delivered via pony express.
CDs get to me in two days, porn takes a thousand months. Its just rude.

[Melmart1]

Horse-sized dildo?
That would be cruel and unusual punishment.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

CDs get to me in two days, porn takes a thousand months. Its just rude.

It's a shame when you order Busty Teachers In Stockings only to see the 43 sequels by the time it gets to you.

[Melmart1]

http://www.adameve.com/images/campaign/2007/newsletter/aug_news/images/top_graphic.jpg

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

http://www.adameve.com/images/campaign/2007/newsletter/aug_news/images/top_graphic.jpg

I'll be right over.

[CuckingFunt]

http://www.adameve.com/images/campaign/2007/newsletter/aug_news/images/top_graphic.jpgI'm not 100% convinced that I want to feel "bung-tastic."

[ShoogarBear]

:tu I saved 30% off my last order, with free shipping. Of course, it took fricken five weeks to get my order. I guess it was free because it was delivered via pony express.You think you're going to get off without telling us what you ordered?

[ShoogarBear]

You think you're going to get off without telling us what you ordered?Let's see who's going to go for the obvious here.

[CuckingFunt]

Let's see who's going to go for the obvious here.I would have, but you kinda stole any potential thunder.

[Melmart1]

You think you're going to get off without telling us what you ordered?
I get off quite often without telling what I ordered.

[midgetonadonkey]

Use promotional code Hey Now to get an additional 50% off most stuff.

[batman2883]

midge is the man

[batman2883]

midge is my hero

[batman2883]

midge i wanna grow up to be just like you

[Marklar MM]

bitches

[CuckingFunt]

I want to grow up to be just like 1Billups1.

[midgetonadonkey]

midge i wanna grow up to be just like you

The first thing you need to do if you want to be just like me is to quit being so fucking metrosexual. Then go fuck a couple of fat chicks. Then go drink a 40. That will get you a few steps closer to midgedom.

[Marklar MM]

I want to fuck a midget.

[Marklar MM]

Of course I have to find a midget worth fucking.

[monosylab1k]

Of course I have to find a midget worth fucking.
If I had to fuck a midget I'd probably fuck Wee Man, mainly cuz fucking a female midget just seems way too gross.

[ShoogarBear]

I want to fuck a midget.Would you, could you, on a donkey?

[Marklar MM]

I would much rather fuck a midget off a donkey.

[Silver21_Black20]

I want to grow up to be just like 1Billups1.

You want one of my quotes in your sig too?

[CuckingFunt]

You want one of my quotes in your sig too?Is that what the kids are calling it these days?

[peewee's lovechild]

I will not be ignored!!!

[CuckingFunt]

I will not be ignored!!!:wtf

Somebody say something??

[ATRAIN]

something

[peewee's lovechild]

:wtf

Somebody say something??

Such cruelty I've never known . . .

[peewee's lovechild]

I'm horny and I want somebody to do something about it . . . . NOW!!!!

[peewee's lovechild]

I'll even fuck Assbeigh . . . . well, only if it's true about her passion for Anal Sex Month.

[CuckingFunt]

I'm horny and I want somebody to do something about it . . . . NOW!!!!You probably wouldn't be so horny all the time if you'd lose that damned avatar. Every time you post I'm left staring at the screen hoping she'll finally make that last cut.

[CuckingFunt]

I'll even fuck Assbeigh . . . . well, only if it's true about her passion for Anal Sex Month.Oh...

Oh no...

I'm afraid I can't be friends with you anymore.

[ATRAIN]

You probably wouldn't be so horny all the time if you'd lose that damned avatar. Every time you post I'm left staring at the screen hoping she'll finally make that last cut.


Anne Hathaway and that see through shirt doesnt help the cause either!!

[peewee's lovechild]

You probably wouldn't be so horny all the time if you'd lose that damned avatar. Every time you post I'm left staring at the screen hoping she'll finally make that last cut.

That's funny, she always does the last cut for me . . . but, that may just be my imagination fucking with me.

You should see those breastesses, they are a work of art.

[peewee's lovechild]

Oh...

Oh no...

I'm afraid I can't be friends with you anymore.

I don't know what I was saying.

I take it back.

She'd probably be reading scripture while I'm going at it . . . and that's just a turn off!!!

[peewee's lovechild]

Anne Hathaway and that see through shirt doesnt help the cause either!!

I bought her that shirt the last time she stayed over.

She's a nice girl, but she talks waaaaaaaaay too much.

[ATRAIN]

I bought her that shirt the last time she stayed over.

She's a nice girl, but she talks waaaaaaaaay too much.


I have a solution to shut her up ;)

[Silver21_Black20]

The midge and I will witness Biggio's last game in HOU. And it is against the Braves :dancingpinkgayelephant

[ATRAIN]

The midge and I will witness Biggio's last game in HOU. And it is against the Braves :dancingpinkgayelephant


I want to go :(

[Silver21_Black20]

Tickets are on stubhub.

[ATRAIN]

Tickets are on stubhub.


I meant with you guys :(

[batman2883]

The first thing you need to do if you want to be just like me is to quit being so fucking metrosexual. Then go fuck a couple of fat chicks. Then go drink a 40. That will get you a few steps closer to midgedom.
im not a metro yo!!