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batman2883
08-02-2007, 01:18 PM
kira you ignoring bia where the f are you!!!

katyon6th
08-02-2007, 01:19 PM
I meant with you guys :(

You wanna go everywhere with everyone. Even Ashbeeigh. That's bad news bears.

ATRAIN
08-02-2007, 01:24 PM
You wanna go everywhere with everyone. Even Ashbeeigh. That's bad news bears.


LOL i just like to feel wanted, at least I dont tell people im going to go somewhere then no show :)

CuckingFunt
08-02-2007, 01:26 PM
I need to figure out a way to move without either packing OR leaving my stuff behind.

Anyone got any ideas?

ATRAIN
08-02-2007, 01:27 PM
I need to figure out a way to move without either packing OR leaving my stuff behind.

Anyone got any ideas?


where are you moving too?

CuckingFunt
08-02-2007, 01:28 PM
where are you moving too?From central Cali to northern Cali -- just a couple hours south of the Oregon border.

midgetonadonkey
08-02-2007, 01:29 PM
Are you going to be changing your screen name to NorCalCF?

ShoogarBear
08-02-2007, 01:32 PM
I need to figure out a way to move without either packing OR leaving my stuff behind.

Anyone got any ideas?I know a guy who has a yak . . .

Mixability
08-02-2007, 01:33 PM
im not a metro yo!!

You wear a dress shirt under your spurs jersey. be proud of what you are, don't hide it.

ATRAIN
08-02-2007, 01:35 PM
Are you going to be changing your screen name to NorCalCF?


lol

CuckingFunt
08-02-2007, 01:41 PM
Are you going to be changing your screen name to NorCalCF?No.

No I'm not.

katyon6th
08-02-2007, 01:44 PM
You wear a dress shirt under your spurs jersey. be proud of what you are, don't hide it.

hahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahahahaahahahhaahahhaa. so true!

ashbeeigh
08-02-2007, 02:09 PM
I also need to start packing...again. This whole internship/just graduating thing is getting old.

midgetonadonkey
08-02-2007, 03:20 PM
The midge and I will witness Biggio's last game in HOU. And it is against the Braves

I can't wait to drink beer and watch the 'stros kick some Brave ass.

1369
08-02-2007, 03:23 PM
From central Cali to northern Cali -- just a couple hours south of the Oregon border.

Mouse just found his new Humbolt County purple supplier...

ShoogarBear
08-02-2007, 03:27 PM
From central Cali to northern Cali -- just a couple hours south of the Oregon border.You'll be in tlong's sphere of influence.

1369
08-02-2007, 03:32 PM
You'll be in tlong's sphere of influence.

So we'll be seeing pics of CF reclining on the sink counter of a Motel 6 soon?

Johnny_Blaze_47
08-02-2007, 04:02 PM
I want to try and get tickets to that game, too.

batman2883
08-02-2007, 04:03 PM
veronica!!!

midgetonadonkey
08-02-2007, 04:05 PM
Batman gets manicures.

batman2883
08-02-2007, 04:06 PM
Batman gets manicures.
nah sorry i never do and if you saw my nails you would agree.....

ha ha ha ill admit im a metro if kira admits she's a furry bitch

batman2883
08-02-2007, 04:07 PM
I can't wait to drink beer and watch the 'stros kick some Brave ass.
my team is gonna kill the stros!!!! Hotlanta=#1

Silver21_Black20
08-02-2007, 04:10 PM
my team is gonna kill the stros!!!! Hotlanta=#1

Your team? Bitch please!

batman2883
08-02-2007, 04:11 PM
Your team? Bitch please!
why you hating for!!! ive been a huge fan since i was just a lil lad!!!

midgetonadonkey
08-02-2007, 04:11 PM
Batman goes to the day spa for facials.

batman2883
08-02-2007, 04:12 PM
Batman goes to the day spa for facials.
-horry

midgetonadonkey
08-02-2007, 04:12 PM
Batman wears pink shirts and exfoliates his skin every night.

Silver21_Black20
08-02-2007, 04:12 PM
why you hating for!!! ive been a huge fan since i was just a lil lad!!!

No reason. I just wanted to say, "Bitch please!"

batman2883
08-02-2007, 04:13 PM
Batman wears pink shirts and exfoliates his skin every night.
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

batman2883
08-02-2007, 04:13 PM
No reason. I just wanted to say, "Bitch please!"
ha ha ha alright sandra

midgetonadonkey
08-02-2007, 04:14 PM
Batman takes salt bathes with cucumber slices on his eyes while listening to Yanni.

midgetonadonkey
08-02-2007, 04:15 PM
Batman paints his toe nails and then proceeds to blow on each individual toe to speed up the drying process.

batman2883
08-02-2007, 04:15 PM
batman drinks the tears of small children in attempts to rehab his broke ass knee

Mixability
08-02-2007, 04:16 PM
Batman paints his toe nails and then proceeds to blow on each individual toe to speed up the drying process.

bs, his fat ass can barely even SEE his toes.

midgetonadonkey
08-02-2007, 04:16 PM
Batman sits in front of a vanity and brushes his hair with a hundred strokes while in his bathrobe.

batman2883
08-02-2007, 04:17 PM
Batman sits in front of a vanity and brushes his hair with a hundred strokes while in his bathrobe.
batman enjoys techno

batman2883
08-02-2007, 04:18 PM
bs, his fat ass can barely even SEE his toes.
now now now danyo why cant we just be friends???

midgetonadonkey
08-02-2007, 04:19 PM
I like Danyo.

Mixability
08-02-2007, 04:19 PM
now now now danyo why cant we just be friends???

i don't associate with mexicans, shit always ends up missing.

batman2883
08-02-2007, 04:20 PM
i don't associate with mexicans, shit always ends up missing.
ha ha ha ha ha ha true true.....some white people too though

batman2883
08-02-2007, 04:22 PM
midge come back i wanna hear more jokes about me

batman2883
08-02-2007, 04:22 PM
batman bathes in mud to help his skin become much more smoother and tighten the pores

Mixability
08-02-2007, 04:24 PM
batman bathes in mud

no wonder you're so dark, cacita brown.

batman2883
08-02-2007, 04:25 PM
batman drinks appletinis

batman2883
08-02-2007, 04:26 PM
batmans favorite movie is ghost

batman2883
08-02-2007, 04:26 PM
batman once re-enacted the pottery scene from ghost to see if the song "my love" would play in the background on its own

ShoogarBear
08-02-2007, 04:27 PM
batman spritzes cologne in the air and then walks through it to achieve the proper distribution

batman2883
08-02-2007, 04:27 PM
and with my 18,000th post i would like to say "fuck you san diego, fuck you"
hell yeah!!!

midgetonadonkey
08-02-2007, 04:28 PM
Batman does pilates.

Mixability
08-02-2007, 04:28 PM
as said before: batman wears his spurs jersey over his dress shirts.


oh, are we supposed to be giving JOKE examples of his metro-ness?

My bad.

ORION
08-02-2007, 04:28 PM
I wish I was fishing

midgetonadonkey
08-02-2007, 04:29 PM
I wish I was fisting

Fixed it for you.

ORION
08-02-2007, 04:29 PM
I eat shrimp tails

ShoogarBear
08-02-2007, 04:30 PM
Fixed it for you.That would make a GREAT bumper-sticker.

Mixability
08-02-2007, 04:30 PM
Fixed it for you.

fucking creepy, i was about to type that. are you my long lost brother?!?! My kid can call you Unkie Herb.

ORION
08-02-2007, 04:32 PM
Fixed it for you.
I wish I was fisting a grizzly bear while her cubs watched

ShoogarBear
08-02-2007, 04:34 PM
I wish I was fisting a grizzly bear while her cubs watchedSince you mentioned it, how are things at work?

ORION
08-02-2007, 04:45 PM
Since you mentioned it, how are things at work?
I switched jobs and this place is so much better. We can drink beer after 3 on fridays and the chicks are 100 times better

ATRAIN
08-02-2007, 09:18 PM
I can't wait to drink beer and watch the 'stros kick some Brave ass.


Holy shit Lamb just hit a grand slam to tie it

ShoogarBear
08-02-2007, 11:26 PM
I switched jobs and this place is so much better. We can drink beer after 3 on fridays and the chicks are 100 times betterBut do you still have the cleavage benefits?

CuckingFunt
08-02-2007, 11:49 PM
So we'll be seeing pics of CF reclining on the sink counter of a Motel 6 soon?She was more crawling than reclining, if I recall correctly. And, no, you won't.

I'm neither sheep nor Asian, and I don't own a single pair of lucite stripper heels.

1369
08-03-2007, 12:07 AM
I don't own a single pair of lucite stripper heels.

Tease

CuckingFunt
08-03-2007, 12:15 AM
TeaseIf I put something on that made me THAT tall, I'd get nose bleeds.

peewee's lovechild
08-03-2007, 08:25 AM
The Braves suck ass.

peewee's lovechild
08-03-2007, 08:26 AM
If I put something on that made me THAT tall, I'd get nose bleeds.

I want to climb that tree.

peewee's lovechild
08-03-2007, 08:26 AM
Being hung over at work really sucks.

peewee's lovechild
08-03-2007, 08:27 AM
Seagram's 7 and 7up is one of the greatest things known to man.

peewee's lovechild
08-03-2007, 08:27 AM
Does anyone have a cock ring I can borrow?

peewee's lovechild
08-03-2007, 08:28 AM
I had a dream that Assbeigh let me shove my foot in her cunt because she thought I was Jesus.

peewee's lovechild
08-03-2007, 08:28 AM
She believed it was a sure way to heaven.

peewee's lovechild
08-03-2007, 08:28 AM
But, she was just using me to fuck God.

peewee's lovechild
08-03-2007, 08:29 AM
God didn't want to fuck her because of her lazy eye.

peewee's lovechild
08-03-2007, 08:29 AM
I hope Craig Biggio shoves his bat up Smoltz's ass.

ATRAIN
08-03-2007, 08:54 AM
I hope Craig Biggio shoves his bat up Smoltz's ass.


lol wtf where did this come from

ORION
08-03-2007, 08:57 AM
But do you still have the cleavage benefits?
I actually had that benefit written in my contract. We have a few with fakies but I'm OK with that.

peewee's lovechild
08-03-2007, 08:59 AM
lol wtf where did this come from

Midge and SilBlack are going to the 'Stros - Braves game.

It turns out that SilBlack is a Braves fan.

I used to think she was so cool.

I have to change my opinion of her now.

peewee's lovechild
08-03-2007, 09:00 AM
I hope Biggio kills Smoltz with a line drive right to Smoltz's face.

CuckingFunt
08-03-2007, 09:09 AM
Does anyone have a cock ring I can borrow?Is it common to borrow a cock ring? I'd think that would be the type of item you'd want to own, not share.

ORION
08-03-2007, 09:40 AM
Is it common to borrow a cock ring? I'd think that would be the type of item you'd want to own, not share.
is that a chicken fighting ring ?

CuckingFunt
08-03-2007, 09:49 AM
is that a chicken fighting ring ?A rooster fighting ring, actually.

peewee's lovechild
08-03-2007, 09:59 AM
Is it common to borrow a cock ring? I'd think that would be the type of item you'd want to own, not share.

I lost mine, and I really need to use one.

My inflatable doll is not the most patient of dolls.

peewee's lovechild
08-03-2007, 10:00 AM
is that a chicken fighting ring ?

I have never had a cock fight with anyone or thing, but I have used it as a lightsaber on occasion.

ORION
08-03-2007, 10:06 AM
A rooster fighting ring, actually.
that is disgusting. that would be cool if the roosters had little helmets and swords or even brass feather ...instead of brass knuckles

CuckingFunt
08-03-2007, 10:06 AM
I have never had a cock fight with anyone or thing, but I have used it as a lightsaber on occasion.Does it make that cool lightsaber sound?

peewee's lovechild
08-03-2007, 10:08 AM
Does it make that cool lightsaber sound?

It does when it's fully erect.

When it's flaccid, it just does a "whoosh" sound.

ORION
08-03-2007, 10:10 AM
Does it make that cool lightsaber sound?
If you wear a glow in the dark condom that should work

CuckingFunt
08-03-2007, 10:10 AM
It does when it's fully erect.

When it's flaccid, it just does a "whoosh" sound.That lightsaber sound is what makes the Star Wars movies. They'd be nothing without it.

Silver21_Black20
08-03-2007, 10:28 AM
Midge and SilBlack are going to the 'Stros - Braves game.

It turns out that SilBlack is a Braves fan.

I used to think she was so cool.

I have to change my opinion of her now.

This really hurts!

Go BRAVES!!

peewee's lovechild
08-03-2007, 10:30 AM
That lightsaber sound is what makes the Star Wars movies. They'd be nothing without it.

Darth Vader made the movies happen.

I will hear no other arguement.

peewee's lovechild
08-03-2007, 10:31 AM
This really hurts!

Go BRAVES!!

Not as bad as it's going to hurt Smoltz when Biggio shoves bat up his ass.

peewee's lovechild
08-03-2007, 10:31 AM
But, death by a Biggio line drive to Smoltz's face isn't bad either.

midgetonadonkey
08-03-2007, 10:32 AM
Darth Vader should've had a mexican accent. That would've made the movie 18 times better.

peewee's lovechild
08-03-2007, 10:32 AM
Go Yankees!!!!!!!!!!!!

ORION
08-03-2007, 10:32 AM
Darth Vader made the movies happen.

I will hear no other arguement.
I think it was his ability to kick someone's ass while he was in another part of the galaxy.

peewee's lovechild
08-03-2007, 10:32 AM
Darth Vader should've had a mexican accent. That would've made the movie 18 times better.

I'm thinking a German accent would've been cool.

peewee's lovechild
08-03-2007, 10:33 AM
Imagine if he would've had a Hitler mustache when Luke pulled his mask off.

That would have been the coolest thing ever.

ORION
08-03-2007, 10:34 AM
Darth Vader should've had a mexican accent. That would've made the movie 18 times better.
:lol
chew better find me dos revels or I'll yoke yur ass puta

Silver21_Black20
08-03-2007, 10:36 AM
Go Yankees!!!!!!!!!!!!

Go Derek Jeter!!

Are you really a Yankees fan?

ShoogarBear
08-03-2007, 10:37 AM
:lol
chew better find me dos revels or I'll yoke yur ass puta:lmao

ShoogarBear
08-03-2007, 10:38 AM
Is is stunning to realize that the closest thing to a Mexican a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away was Jimmy Smits.

ATRAIN
08-03-2007, 10:38 AM
Go Derek Jeter!!

Are you really a Yankees fan?


Yankees suck

ATRAIN
08-03-2007, 10:38 AM
Is is stunning to realize that the closest thing to a Mexican a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away was Jimmy Smits.


what about that little mexican pilot

ShoogarBear
08-03-2007, 10:38 AM
Imagine if he would've had a Hitler mustache when Luke pulled his mask off.

That would have been the coolest thing ever.No, the coolest thing ever would have been if it was James Earl Jones when he pulled the helmet off.

midgetonadonkey
08-03-2007, 10:38 AM
Yankees suck

You're God damn right they do.

CuckingFunt
08-03-2007, 10:39 AM
:lmaoDitto.

peewee's lovechild
08-03-2007, 10:42 AM
Go Derek Jeter!!

Are you really a Yankees fan?

I've been a Yankee fan since I was about 5 years old.

But, I'm a 'Stros fan too.

ORION
08-03-2007, 10:42 AM
Imagine if he would've had a Hitler mustache when Luke pulled his mask off.

That would have been the coolest thing ever.
I think rick moranis was the perfect choice

peewee's lovechild
08-03-2007, 10:43 AM
Is is stunning to realize that the closest thing to a Mexican a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away was Jimmy Smits.

Jimmy Smits is Puerto Rican.

I take great offense to what you just said.

ShoogarBear
08-03-2007, 10:44 AM
what about that little mexican pilotHe wasn't a pilot.

He was a fighter thief who was going to strip it for parts.

peewee's lovechild
08-03-2007, 10:44 AM
Yankees suck

on the basis that they're baseball's most storied franchise??

peewee's lovechild
08-03-2007, 10:45 AM
Han Cholo was the greatest mexican character in Star Wars.

CuckingFunt
08-03-2007, 10:45 AM
Fuck baseball.

peewee's lovechild
08-03-2007, 10:46 AM
Fuck baseball.

yea, it's my least favorite sport.

But, I still love them Yankees!!

CuckingFunt
08-03-2007, 10:48 AM
I liked baseball when I was a kid and went to A's games all the time, but the novelty wore off by the time I was about 13.

ATRAIN
08-03-2007, 10:48 AM
You're God damn right they do.


wasnt that game last night awesome midge?

ATRAIN
08-03-2007, 10:49 AM
He wasn't a pilot.

He was a fighter thief who was going to strip it for parts.


was he in the cantina?

CuckingFunt
08-03-2007, 10:49 AM
The fact that I have to get out of bed before too long sucks more than I can possibly express in words.

ATRAIN
08-03-2007, 10:51 AM
on the basis that they're baseball's most storied franchise??


also the richest team in baseball, Yeah I know they have a lot of history but come on buying titles, how is one supposed to respect a team like that.

ATRAIN
08-03-2007, 10:52 AM
Fuck baseball.

lol yeah a lot of people hate it, but its still my number 1 sport. Im glued to the astros from spring training on.

1369
08-03-2007, 10:53 AM
The fact that I have to get out of bed before too long sucks more than I can possibly express in words.

Yea, getting out of bed before 0900 is so the bummer.

/Been on site since 0600
//Get off my lawn

ShoogarBear
08-03-2007, 10:54 AM
Jimmy Smits is Puerto Rican.Hence "closest thing".


I take great offense to what you just said.Just think what I could do if I was trying.

CuckingFunt
08-03-2007, 10:54 AM
Yea, getting out of bed before 0900 is so the bummer.

/Been on site since 0600
//Get off my lawnI'm retired. So, yes, it is the bummer.

ORION
08-03-2007, 10:54 AM
was he in the cantina?
and his best friend was named chuey

ATRAIN
08-03-2007, 10:55 AM
Hence "closest thing".

Just think what I could do if I was trying.
'

as a MexiCAN I take offense to being compared to a RICAN!!

ATRAIN
08-03-2007, 10:55 AM
and his best friend was named chuey


lol

Silver21_Black20
08-03-2007, 10:58 AM
I've been a Yankee fan since I was about 5 years old.

But, I'm a 'Stros fan too.

I can email you some cool Yankees pics. My boss went to a game a few weeks ago.

peewee's lovechild
08-03-2007, 10:59 AM
The fact that I have to get out of bed before too long sucks more than I can possibly express in words.

The fact that I'm hung-over at work sucks more that I can possibly express in words.

ShoogarBear
08-03-2007, 11:01 AM
'

as a MexiCAN I take offense to being compared to a RICAN!!I hope you guys aren't really being serious.

If you didn't know Smits was Puertoricano, would you be able to tell just by looking at him?

CuckingFunt
08-03-2007, 11:01 AM
The fact that I'm hung-over at work sucks more that I can possibly express in words.That problem has two easy, though not immediate, solutions: drink more, or drink less.

peewee's lovechild
08-03-2007, 11:01 AM
also the richest team in baseball, Yeah I know they have a lot of history but come on buying titles, how is one supposed to respect a team like that.

It's their fault that they like paying their athletes??

That's a cry baby arguement.

peewee's lovechild
08-03-2007, 11:02 AM
I can email you some cool Yankees pics. My boss went to a game a few weeks ago.

Kick ass, I'll post them where Midge can see them because he love the Yankees so much.

CuckingFunt
08-03-2007, 11:02 AM
I hope you guys aren't really being serious.

If you didn't know Smits was Puertoricano, would you be able to tell just by looking at him?Yes.

Mexican eyes slant up, Puerto Rican eyes slant down.





Wait... that may not be quite right.

peewee's lovechild
08-03-2007, 11:04 AM
That problem has two easy, though not immediate, solutions: drink more, or drink less.

I'll go with the drinking more.

It's a more rational approach.

ShoogarBear
08-03-2007, 11:04 AM
Mexican eyes slant up, Puerto Rican eyes slant down.
I may have to find room for that in my sig.

peewee's lovechild
08-03-2007, 11:05 AM
Yes.

Mexican eyes slant up, Puerto Rican eyes slant down.





Wait... that may not be quite right.

You've got it all wrong.

Mexican cocks point up, Puerto Rican cocks point sideways.

CuckingFunt
08-03-2007, 11:06 AM
You've got it all wrong.

Mexican cocks point up, Puerto Rican cocks point sideways.I won't believe that without extensive research.

peewee's lovechild
08-03-2007, 11:07 AM
I hope you guys aren't really being serious.

If you didn't know Smits was Puertoricano, would you be able to tell just by looking at him?

Actually, he looks Ecucdorian.

peewee's lovechild
08-03-2007, 11:08 AM
I won't believe that without extensive research.

Well then, because I want to support your research, I hearby volunteer.

peewee's lovechild
08-03-2007, 11:09 AM
I hope Micheal Richards goes ape shit again and screams, "He's a Mexican!! He's a Mexican!!!"

But, he'd probably go with "wetback".

CuckingFunt
08-03-2007, 11:10 AM
Well then, because I want to support your research, I hearby volunteer.I appreciate your offer. Thank you.

CuckingFunt
08-03-2007, 11:11 AM
I hope Micheal Richards goes ape shit again and screams, "He's a Mexican!! He's a Mexican!!!"

But, he'd probably go with "wetback".My money's on "spic."

ORION
08-03-2007, 11:13 AM
I'm a jewish mexican

CuckingFunt
08-03-2007, 11:15 AM
I'm a jewish mexicanDo you prefer "mexish" or "jewican"?

peewee's lovechild
08-03-2007, 11:16 AM
My money's on "spic."

It doesn't have the same ring to it as "wetback" does.

He could probably even go with "beaner".
That one has a comedic ring to it.

ATRAIN
08-03-2007, 11:16 AM
It's their fault that they like paying their athletes??

That's a cry baby arguement.


no its not, i hate you !!! ok maybe not but I think baseball should have a cap.

peewee's lovechild
08-03-2007, 11:17 AM
I'm a jewish mexican

All Mexicans are a little Jewish.

Like Jews, we are careful about spending too much money.
Unlike Jews, we really don't have that much money.

ORION
08-03-2007, 11:17 AM
Do you prefer "mexish" or "jewican"?
I don't claim either race but I'll take mexish but my nose is slightly large ....I was raised on the westside of SA ....

1369
08-03-2007, 11:18 AM
Do they really make kosher carnitas?

peewee's lovechild
08-03-2007, 11:18 AM
no its not, i hate you !!! ok maybe not but I think baseball should have a cap.

Even then the 'Stros won't pay up.

CuckingFunt
08-03-2007, 11:19 AM
Do they really make kosher carnitas?Mmmmmm carnitas...

ORION
08-03-2007, 11:19 AM
All Mexicans are a little Jewish.

Like Jews, we are careful about spending too much money.
Unlike Jews, we really don't have that much money.
and jewish people own banks and mexicans swim up to banks

peewee's lovechild
08-03-2007, 11:19 AM
Do they really make kosher carnitas?

I've had kosher tamales.

ATRAIN
08-03-2007, 11:19 AM
Even then the 'Stros won't pay up.


dude they are top 5 in payroll

ATRAIN
08-03-2007, 11:20 AM
I've had kosher tamales.


LOL I wonder who invented the tamales....nothing beats refried bean tamales!!

peewee's lovechild
08-03-2007, 11:20 AM
and jewish people own banks and mexicans swim up to banks

The parallels are there.

peewee's lovechild
08-03-2007, 11:20 AM
Mmmmmm carnitas...

I love the way you just said that.

peewee's lovechild
08-03-2007, 11:21 AM
dude they are top 5 in payroll

What was their excuse for not signing Carlos Beltran after he pretty much took them to the NL championship series?

CuckingFunt
08-03-2007, 11:21 AM
I love the way you just said that.And I love the way I totally know where I'm eating lunch today.

peewee's lovechild
08-03-2007, 11:22 AM
LOL I wonder who invented the tamales....nothing beats refried bean tamales!!

Chicken tamales are the best.

ATRAIN
08-03-2007, 11:22 AM
I love the way you just said that.


uhhh ohhh I heard the lightsaber go off

peewee's lovechild
08-03-2007, 11:23 AM
And I love the way I totally know where I'm eating lunch today.

Now I'm hungry.

I want tamales.

ATRAIN
08-03-2007, 11:23 AM
What was their excuse for not signing Carlos Beltran after he pretty much took them to the NL championship series?


DUDE THEY tried.........come on I can tell you right now why they didnt. SCOTT BORRAS...the baseball antichrist!!

ATRAIN
08-03-2007, 11:23 AM
And I love the way I totally know where I'm eating lunch today.


where is that?

CuckingFunt
08-03-2007, 11:23 AM
Chicken tamales are the best.My favorite restaurant that doesn't exist anymore had chile/chese tamales that made my heart melt.

CuckingFunt
08-03-2007, 11:24 AM
uhhh ohhh I heard the lightsaber go offOff?

:depressed

peewee's lovechild
08-03-2007, 11:25 AM
uhhh ohhh I heard the lightsaber go off

It's got a purple hue to it, like Mace Windu's lightsaber.

CuckingFunt
08-03-2007, 11:25 AM
where is that?There's a place here with the best carnitas burritos I've had since I lived in LA.

peewee's lovechild
08-03-2007, 11:26 AM
DUDE THEY tried.........come on I can tell you right now why they didnt. SCOTT BORRAS...the baseball antichrist!!

Whatever, they didn't want to gaurantee his contract.
That's the reason.

Fucking 'Stros pissed me off when they wouldn't give him a gauranteed contract.

ATRAIN
08-03-2007, 11:26 AM
It's got a purple hue to it, like Mace Windu's lightsaber.


LOL is it the size of Yoda's lightsaber?? LOL

peewee's lovechild
08-03-2007, 11:27 AM
My favorite restaurant that doesn't exist anymore had chile/chese tamales that made my heart melt.

God damn that sounds good.

I'm really, really hungry now.

Throw in some menudo too because I'm still a little hung over.

ATRAIN
08-03-2007, 11:27 AM
Whatever, they didn't want to gaurantee his contract.
That's the reason.

Fucking 'Stros pissed me off when they wouldn't give him a gauranteed contract.


He didnt take it because they wouldnt give him player option on his 2nd to last season. He wanted that no trade clause!! I still blame borras and boo carlos everytime!!

peewee's lovechild
08-03-2007, 11:28 AM
There's a place here with the best carnitas burritos I've had since I lived in LA.

Carnitas burritos???

Never heard of them, but they sound pretty good.

peewee's lovechild
08-03-2007, 11:28 AM
LOL is it the size of Yoda's lightsaber?? LOL

Unfortunately, it is.

1369
08-03-2007, 11:28 AM
They're building one of these over by my house in Stone Oak. They any good? (http://www.delicioustamales.com/english/index.html)

ATRAIN
08-03-2007, 11:29 AM
God damn that sounds good.

I'm really, really hungry now.

Throw in some menudo too because I'm still a little hung over.


damn I want some menudo

peewee's lovechild
08-03-2007, 11:29 AM
He didnt take it because they wouldnt give him player option on his 2nd to last season. He wanted that no trade clause!! I still blame borras and boo carlos everytime!!

So??
They should've given it to him!!!!

They would have won the World Series with him!!!!!!!!!

peewee's lovechild
08-03-2007, 11:30 AM
They're building one of these over by my house in Stone Oak. They any good? (http://www.delicioustamales.com/english/index.html)

I've never tried them, but I hate those fucking stupid, lame-ass commercials.

ATRAIN
08-03-2007, 11:30 AM
So??
They should've given it to him!!!!

They would have won the World Series with him!!!!!!!!!


I agree........I still blame borras though. Fucking Carlos!!

Token Black
08-03-2007, 11:31 AM
Gary Sheffield has quietly become my hero

ORION
08-03-2007, 11:34 AM
damn I want some menudo
damn it ! you had to bring menudo up ! now I'k f-ing hungry for menudo

CuckingFunt
08-03-2007, 11:35 AM
I've never tried menudo. That whole finger thing freaked me out too bad when I was a kid.

peewee's lovechild
08-03-2007, 11:37 AM
I've never tried menudo. That whole finger thing freaked me out too bad when I was a kid.

Finger???

Usually, menudo is made sans fingers.

Menudo is god's gift to drunks everywhere.

ORION
08-03-2007, 11:41 AM
I've never tried menudo. That whole finger thing freaked me out too bad when I was a kid.
someone fingered your menudo ?

CuckingFunt
08-03-2007, 11:42 AM
someone fingered your menudo ?When I was a kid there was a big news story about some chick who found a severed finger in her menudo.

1369
08-03-2007, 11:44 AM
When I was a kid there was a big news story about some chick who found a severed finger in her menudo.

She was supposed to use the nail to pick her teeth with after she was done.

A flavored toothpick kinda deal.

peewee's lovechild
08-03-2007, 11:44 AM
When I was a kid there was a big news story about some chick who found a severed finger in her menudo.

That's fucking sick.
But, that's what happens when you try mass producing menudo.

My grandma was always careful to check her menudo for fingers.

You should really try it.
It's delicious.

CuckingFunt
08-03-2007, 11:44 AM
She was supposed to use the nail to pick her teeth with after she was done.

A flavored toothpick kinda deal.How innovative.

1369
08-03-2007, 11:46 AM
What was it Reggie White said about the Mexicans?

CuckingFunt
08-03-2007, 11:47 AM
Why the fuck am I so lazy this morning?

peewee's lovechild
08-03-2007, 11:47 AM
What was it Reggie White said about the Mexicans?

That we fuck like rabbits, and he was right.

peewee's lovechild
08-03-2007, 11:47 AM
Why the fuck am I so lazy this morning?

I resent your ability to be lazy.

Silver21_Black20
08-03-2007, 11:48 AM
Stop talking about food. I'm so hun-gy!!

Oh ... I have Flamin' Hot Cheetos con Limon! Yum-O!!

ORION
08-03-2007, 11:48 AM
Why the fuck am I so lazy this morning?
because Melmart spent the night

1369
08-03-2007, 11:49 AM
That we fuck like rabbits, and he was right.

Too bad about that whole stamina thing then.

I've been getting lots of emails from products promising to help with that, want me to send them to you? I really don't need/want them.

CuckingFunt
08-03-2007, 11:50 AM
I resent your ability to be lazy.I really shouldn't be. I've actually got quite a bit that I need to do today, I just don't wanna.

I've got people coming over to help me take a bunch of stuff to the storage space, and at the very least I should get showered/dressed before they get here.

CuckingFunt
08-03-2007, 11:51 AM
because Melmart spent the nightThis is not true.

Melmart doesn't like me anymore. :depressed

ORION
08-03-2007, 11:52 AM
This is not true.

Melmart doesn't like me anymore. :depressed
did she go back to coach debbie or back to dudes

ORION
08-03-2007, 11:57 AM
haha 1nowitski1 . where is 1billiups1

peewee's lovechild
08-03-2007, 11:59 AM
Stop talking about food. I'm so hun-gy!!

Oh ... I have Flamin' Hot Cheetos con Limon! Yum-O!!

I love that stuff.

Send me some with Midge.

peewee's lovechild
08-03-2007, 11:59 AM
This is not true.

Melmart doesn't like me anymore. :depressed

That just means there's an open spot for me.

ORION
08-03-2007, 12:00 PM
I love that stuff.

Send me some with Midge.
midge is chewing on some burnt mecco

jman3000
08-03-2007, 12:00 PM
happy birthday blaze... i'd start a thread... but i reckon ill let your boyfriend or whoever do it.

Silver21_Black20
08-03-2007, 12:00 PM
haha 1nowitski1 . where is 1billiups1

Unoriginal.

peewee's lovechild
08-03-2007, 12:02 PM
midge is chewing on some burnt mecco

Actually, he has some of my left over cum stewing.

ORION
08-03-2007, 12:03 PM
Unoriginal.
maybe its the same guy. I bet its that greasy mexican batman

ATRAIN
08-03-2007, 12:46 PM
maybe its the same guy. I bet its that greasy mexican batman


lol I thought the same thing.

ATRAIN
08-03-2007, 12:57 PM
ATRAIN, ORION, 1Billups1, 1Nowitzki1, peewee's lovechild+ here he is

Silver21_Black20
08-03-2007, 01:00 PM
ATRAIN, ORION, 1Billups1, 1Nowitzki1, peewee's lovechild+ here he is

peewee is on your Buddy List?

Hahahaha

ATRAIN
08-03-2007, 01:02 PM
peewee is on your Buddy List?

Hahahaha


is that a bad thing???

ShoogarBear
08-03-2007, 01:02 PM
What was it Reggie White said about the Mexicans?"They all look like Jimmy Smits to me."

ShoogarBear
08-03-2007, 01:02 PM
We need a 1SilBlack1 screenname.

ShoogarBear
08-03-2007, 01:03 PM
Hey, SilBlack!

1369
08-03-2007, 01:04 PM
http://www.trevoroldak.com/uploads/swimmer.jpg

Silver21_Black20
08-03-2007, 01:05 PM
Hey, SB!

ShoogarBear
08-03-2007, 01:07 PM
No, no.

You were supposed to go:


What?
and then I could say:

How's the weather up there?

ORION
08-03-2007, 01:07 PM
I ate everything at our potluck. potlucks make me happy

Silver21_Black20
08-03-2007, 01:10 PM
No, no.

You were supposed to go:

and then I could say:

I knew where you were going so I totally went around it to avoid the Jolly Green Giant joke.

At least you didn't post a pic.

ORION
08-03-2007, 01:13 PM
I have never dated a girl that was taller than me. I regret not doing that

Silver21_Black20
08-03-2007, 01:13 PM
I have never dated a girl that was taller than me. I regret not doing that

How tall are you?

ORION
08-03-2007, 01:14 PM
How tall are you?
6'1"

ShoogarBear
08-03-2007, 01:14 PM
How tall are you?He's 6'8". Too short.

Silver21_Black20
08-03-2007, 01:15 PM
:lol

ORION
08-03-2007, 01:17 PM
He's 6'8". Too short.
I'm picturing silblk helping rescue cats stuck on roofs without a ladder

ShoogarBear
08-03-2007, 01:18 PM
I'm picturing silblk helping rescue cats stuck on roofs without a ladderWhat is she wearing?

Silver21_Black20
08-03-2007, 01:19 PM
What is she wearing?

Not a skirt.

ShoogarBear
08-03-2007, 01:20 PM
:rollin

ATRAIN
08-03-2007, 01:23 PM
How tall are you?


how tall are you?

ORION
08-03-2007, 01:24 PM
What is she wearing?
a shirt that reads " kitty cat rescuer" I don't know ! I didn't think that far

Silver21_Black20
08-03-2007, 01:25 PM
how tall are you?

5'10"

ATRAIN
08-03-2007, 01:29 PM
5'10"


with heels on?

Silver21_Black20
08-03-2007, 01:32 PM
with heels on?

No. Bare foot.

ATRAIN
08-03-2007, 01:35 PM
No. Bare foot.

wow, thats pretty tall :)

ShoogarBear
08-03-2007, 01:50 PM
How tall are you with a pair of red backless stilettos and a garter on?

ATRAIN
08-03-2007, 01:51 PM
How tall are you with a pair of red backless stilettos and a garter on?


LOL yeah answer the question CLAIRE!!

Silver21_Black20
08-03-2007, 01:51 PM
How tall are you with a pair of red backless stilettos and a garter on?

A sexy 6'3".

ATRAIN
08-03-2007, 01:53 PM
you guys at work right now?

ORION
08-03-2007, 01:55 PM
you guys at work right now?
yes and I hope they go buy us some beer at 3 today

Silver21_Black20
08-03-2007, 01:56 PM
you guys at work right now?

Yup.

ShoogarBear
08-03-2007, 01:59 PM
A sexy 6'3". TTIWWP.

ATRAIN
08-03-2007, 01:59 PM
yes and I hope they go buy us some beer at 3 today


they buy you beer? Where do you work?

ATRAIN
08-03-2007, 02:00 PM
Yup.


what time do you get out?

Silver21_Black20
08-03-2007, 02:01 PM
what time do you get out?

Today 5. Varies day-to-day.

ATRAIN
08-03-2007, 02:04 PM
Today 5. Varies day-to-day.


Do you have to work this weekend? My boss pulled a Lumberg on me yesterday and told me to come in sat and sunday :(

Silver21_Black20
08-03-2007, 02:07 PM
Do you have to work this weekend? My boss pulled a Lumberg on me yesterday and told me to come in sat and sunday :(

That sucks. I do work Saturday evening but I'm off on Sunday.

ORION
08-03-2007, 02:08 PM
they buy you beer? Where do you work?
yes they buy use beer on some fridays but I'm not about to say where I work in fear of what happened to Batman when someone found out where he worked

midgetonadonkey
08-03-2007, 02:12 PM
TTIWWP.

I have some nice ones you wish you could see. :smokin

midgetonadonkey
08-03-2007, 02:13 PM
It is my belief that 1Billups1 penned the lyrics to Chocolate Rain.

Melmart1
08-03-2007, 02:13 PM
Go Yankees!!!!!!!!!!!!
:vomit:

ATRAIN
08-03-2007, 02:14 PM
That sucks. I do work Saturday evening but I'm off on Sunday.



well im only complaining cause its going to be a long weekend but ill be off all next week paid, they give us that when we work the weekend :).

midgetonadonkey
08-03-2007, 02:14 PM
Do you have to work this weekend? My boss pulled a Lumberg on me yesterday and told me to come in sat and sunday :(

Why not just say no.