Free Quattro Razor (5)

[peewee's lovechild]

If you'd combine all those usernames, batman95287423 would have a shitload of posts.

If you combine all my posts, it would equal the working economy of Ethiopia.

Not much, really.

[Silver21_Black20]

15 second clips don't satisfy me.

I want a full length movie directed by George Lucas.

All of Hollywood would bow to it.

I'm sure 15 seconds doesn't satisfy your wife either.

[Dr. Acula]

I'm sure 15 seconds doesn't satisfy your wife either.
Sandra i love you please forgive my negative attitude towards you

[peewee's lovechild]

I'm sure 15 seconds doesn't satisfy your wife either.

Strangely, it does.

It's a win-win situation.
I get mine, and she doesn't give a shit.

It's a match made in heaven.

[midgetonadonkey]

I give my woman the greatest 15 seconds of her life.

[Silver21_Black20]

Sandra i love you please forgive my negative attitude towards you

You are always forgiven.

[Silver21_Black20]

I give my woman the greatest 15 seconds of her life.

Which is why I'm turning gay.

Where is Melmart?

[peewee's lovechild]

I give my woman the greatest 15 seconds of her life.

That's 15 seconds longer than it should be.

[peewee's lovechild]

Which is why I'm turning gay.

Where is Melmart?

Melmart's with me.

I'm turning her back from the Dark Side.

[Dr. Acula]

You are always forgiven.
:) :married:

[Mad Martigan]

blah blah blah

[Cant_Be_Faded]

midge gwar brought out gorgor for their final song, they didn't play the actual song gorgor but watching him and oderous fight it out was tight.

Gwar also brought out that korean VTech massacre guy and he kept saying how he was gonna 'break da recawd by sooting all yoo round eyez"
then they tore him apart

[batman2883]

cbf =my hero

[Baba Ganoush]

Cbf Sucks Chode

[Baba Ganoush]

where is everybody at? I heard this was the place to be?

[marini martini]

All the guys are watching "Man against Wild"

[marini martini]

And getting their sammiches served to em on a t.v. tray

[peewee's lovechild]

I was just busy having sex . . . with my hand.

[marini martini]

What happened to your l5 seconds of fame??????????????????

[Melmart1]

Which is why I'm turning gay.

Where is Melmart?
Here I am, baby! :eyebrows

I am not 15 second lickalotapuss! I can eat a peach for hours!

[peewee's lovechild]

What happened to your l5 seconds of fame??????????????????

I last a little longer with my hand.

My hand and I share real love.

[peewee's lovechild]

Here I am, baby! :eyebrows

I am not 15 second lickalotapuss! I can eat a peach for hours!

I may be getting a little misunderstood here.
I peak in 15 seconds, on a good day.

But, my tongue can go for a good solid hour . . . two if I've had at least a 12 pack.

[marini martini]

Nice to know !

[peewee's lovechild]

Nice to know !

You should see what I do with fruit salad.

[Baba Ganoush]

ha ha

[batman2883]

gosh i wish i could take all the post counts from all my other alias's and put them under batman i would be well over 4 billion posts by now

[midgetonadonkey]

What kind of queer says gosh?

[Silver21_Black20]

You said in another thread you were retiring batman2883.

[batman2883]

You said in another thread you were retiring batman2883.
yeah and i retired batman2883

[batman2883]

for about 30 minutes

[batman2883]

Mutton Chops Rule

[peewee's lovechild]

Melmart is my secret sex slave . . . she keeps me happy and I feed her three times a day.

[Silver21_Black20]

Lucky bastard!

[peewee's lovechild]

Lucky bastard!

Yes I am, yes I am.

Especially when she tosses my salad.
I never thought I would appreciate a good tossed salad . . . but she's wicked good.

[midgetonadonkey]

Does Melmart use any type of condiment when tossing your salad? She seems like a blue cheese dressing type of chick.

[ShoogarBear]

Where does the 2883 come from?

[midgetonadonkey]

Where does the 2883 come from?

That's how many of his family members crossed the border from Mexico.

[ShoogarBear]

All at once?

[peewee's lovechild]

Does Melmart use any type of condiment when tossing your salad? She seems like a blue cheese dressing type of chick.

Italian . . . but I prefer French . . . it's the color of my shit for the most part.

[midgetonadonkey]

From what I remember about the story, yes. They all crammed into a Gremlin Hatchback. Little batman was 6 at the time if I remember correctly.

[NorCal510]

don't you guys do anything in the day?

[midgetonadonkey]

I'm getting paid to do this right now.

[Silver21_Black20]

She seems like a blue cheese dressing type of chick.

Is it odd that I now want hot wings?

[ShoogarBear]

From what I remember about the story, yes. They all crammed into a Gremlin Hatchback. Little batman was 6 at the time if I remember correctly.That's unbelievable.

Unless they kept the hatchback door open.

[Melmart1]

don't you guys do anything in the day?
Some of us are smart enough to get jobs where we don't have to watch other people's kids for 11.25 hours per day.

[Melmart1]

Is it odd that I now want hot wings?
Before you and Midge hooked up, I woulda said yes. But now, that seems acceptable for his girl.

[ShoogarBear]

Is it odd that I now want hot wings?To go with your hot pants?

[peewee's lovechild]

Before you and Midge hooked up, I woulda said yes. But now, that seems acceptable for his girl.

Damn it, go back to tossing my salad!!!

[peewee's lovechild]

I'm getting cold.

[Silver21_Black20]

To go with your hot pants?

They are SexyBack shorts.

[Silver21_Black20]

I'm getting cold.

You've got The Hiv.

[ShoogarBear]

They are SexyBack shorts.You probably make midge wear a pair, too.

[midgetonadonkey]

They are SexyBack shorts.

I give those shorts two enthusiastic :tu :tu

[Silver21_Black20]

You probably make midge wear a pair, too.

Damn straight. Though his are x-small.

[peewee's lovechild]

You've got The Hiv.

Damn that Melmart!!

[ShoogarBear]

I give those shorts two enthusiastic :tu :tuYou should be giving them something else.

[peewee's lovechild]

Midge looks cute in those shorts.

He puts them on for me when SilBlack is at work.

[Silver21_Black20]

Midge looks cute in those shorts.

He puts them on for me when SilBlack is at work.

That's why there is a hole in the back of those shorts.

[batman2883]

That's how many of his family members crossed the border from Mexico.
you son of a bitch im not mexican!!!

[batman2883]

the 2883 comes from the date and year of my birth

[midgetonadonkey]

you son of a bitch im not mexican!!!

Yeah you are.

[batman2883]

Yeah you are.
whatever midge you piece of shit i hope you realize one day that this is all just a cryogenic dream of yours and everyone in here is just apart of your dream

[midgetonadonkey]

So in my cryogenic dream there is a movie with the same plot as what is really happening to me?

[batman2883]

alvarez is spanish for pre-adolescent who plays with moms boobs while she sleeps

[batman2883]

So in my cryogenic dream there is a movie with the same plot as what is really happening to me?
exactly

[peewee's lovechild]

That's why there is a hole in the back of those shorts.

Not a very big hole, but a hole nevertheless.

[Silver21_Black20]

Not a very big hole, but a hole nevertheless.

Of course it isn't a big hole, Silly!

[ShoogarBear]

How the hell is peewee's lovechild already at 478 posts?

[peewee's lovechild]

How the hell is peewee's lovechild already at 478 posts?

I'm a quick . . . what can I say?

Usually, most women complain about that fact.

[ashbeeigh]

lame.

[peewee's lovechild]

lame.

Why thank you.

[Silver21_Black20]

Oh ... that's ashbeeigh, peewee. Most of us try to ignore her in the hope she'll go away.

Hasn't worked yet. :depressed

[Melmart1]

I am lame.

[Bob]

lame.

Hey puta. I hear you have dirty feet. I like my women dirty. You should hop on my bike.

[ashbeeigh]

Hey puta. I hear you have dirty feet. I like my women dirty. You should hop on my bike.

I only ride in things with four wheels. Lo siento.

[peewee's lovechild]

I only ride in things with four wheels. Lo siento.

I'll be inside the four wheels.

You don't have to ride me, but you kinda have to blow me.

[peewee's lovechild]

Oh ... that's ashbeeigh, peewee. Most of us try to ignore her in the hope she'll go away.

Hasn't worked yet. :depressed

Good to know, she tried to get all Mother Teresa on me in another thread.

I hope god "takes her with him."

[midgetonadonkey]

Ashbeeigh has filthy feet.

[peewee's lovechild]

Ashbeeigh has filthy feet.

yea, but would you foot fuck her?

[midgetonadonkey]

I wouldn't even piss on her.

[peewee's lovechild]

I wouldn't even piss on her.

What about shitting on her chest?

[midgetonadonkey]

It all depends on whether I had the shits or not. I wouldn't waste good solid shit on her. She is only worth runny, mucusy shit.

[Silver21_Black20]

I'd piss on her.

[midgetonadonkey]

I'd piss on her.

That's kind of hot.

[peewee's lovechild]

I'd piss on her.

Could you describe how this fluid exchange would come about?

[Silver21_Black20]

Could you describe how this fluid exchange would come about?

Unbutton, squat and piss.

[ashbeeigh]

Good to know, she tried to get all Mother Teresa on me in another thread.


You just wait, noob.

[peewee's lovechild]

Unbutton, squat and piss.

You know, that wasn't as sexy as I thought it was going to be.

[ashbeeigh]

There are certain things you can mess with me on and religion isn't one of them, just fyi peewee.

[midgetonadonkey]

Ashbeeigh likes to get pissed on. I don't know if I mentioned that already. She loves it.

[Silver21_Black20]

You know, that wasn't as sexy as I thought it was going to be.

Exchanging fluids with Melmart would be all kinds of sexy.

[midgetonadonkey]

She rigged her crucifix with a hose so when she stands under it, it gives the appearance of Jesus pissing on her. That's how she gets off.

[ashbeeigh]

She rigged her crucifix with a hose so when she stands under it, it gives the appearance of Jesus pissing on her. That's how she gets off.

sinful.

[midgetonadonkey]

You are a sinful girl. I can't believe you get off to blasphemous acts such as those.

[midgetonadonkey]

Your priest or whatever would be ashamed. So ashamed he'd spank you if you were a little boy.

[ashbeeigh]

You are a sinful girl. I can't believe you get off to blasphemous acts such as those.

sinful what you said. That never happened. I don't know what wet dream you were having.

[peewee's lovechild]

Exchanging fluids with Melmart would be all kinds of sexy.

Now that's more like it!!!

[peewee's lovechild]

Your priest or whatever would be ashamed. So ashamed he'd spank you if you were a little boy.

Her priest/pastor is to busy blowing little boys at the moment.

[midgetonadonkey]

sinful what you said. That never happened. I don't know what wet dream you were having.

It's not a sin in the church of Midgeism.

[peewee's lovechild]

sinful what you said. That never happened. I don't know what wet dream you were having.

A pure Christian talking about wet dreams??

You're going to hell young lady!!

[peewee's lovechild]

It's not a sin in the church of Midgeism.

I'd rather go the The Curch of The Fonze.

[Melmart1]

Exchanging fluids with Melmart would be all kinds of sexy.
Do you squirt? :eyebrows

[ashbeeigh]

Her priest/pastor is to busy blowing little boys at the moment.

We're allowed to marry in my faith, thank you very much.

And no one ever said i was pure. You have some archival reading to do.


It's not a sin in the church of Midgeism.

Ahh. And how's the ministry?

[midgetonadonkey]

Ahh. And how's the ministry?

We are a church of one. Any more and that would be too many.

[Silver21_Black20]

Do you squirt? :eyebrows

Wanna find out?

[ashbeeigh]

We are a church of one. Any more and that would be too many.

I don't know if that counts as a church, but since you are its fearless leader. Does Sandra know about it?

[midgetonadonkey]

Of course she does.

[Melmart1]

Wanna find out?
So.. watcha doin' tonight?

[midgetonadonkey]

I think ashbeeigh has sand in her vagina. She is bitchy tonight.

[ashbeeigh]

She is bitchy tonight.

damn right.

[midgetonadonkey]

damn right.

How did you get sand in your vagina?

[Melmart1]

I think ashbeeigh has sand in her vagina. She is bitchy tonight.
If your avatar pic looked like that, you would be pissed too.

[ashbeeigh]

How did you get sand in your vagina?

I played nude beach volleyball this afternoon after work.

[ashbeeigh]

^. That's sick. I can't believe I typed that.

[midgetonadonkey]

That is probably one of the sickest things ever posted in this thread.

[ashbeeigh]

I think I might have killed the thread for the night. Please forgive me in the morning oh Quattro...I will be thinking of thee.

[Silver21_Black20]

I got a pedicure today. As she was starting she looks at me and says, "Are you getting your eyebrows waxed too?" :depressed

[CuckingFunt]

Do you squirt? :eyebrowsThe Quattro just got fantastic again!





But, sadly, I'm guessing it doesn't last.

[CuckingFunt]

I played nude beach volleyball this afternoon after work.Dammit.

Sometimes I hate being right.

[peewee's lovechild]

She rigged her crucifix with a hose so when she stands under it, it gives the appearance of Jesus pissing on her. That's how she gets off.

I wonder if she uses her crucifix as a dildo.

Maybe she's equipped it with a little vibrating motor.

[peewee's lovechild]

We're allowed to marry in my faith, thank you very much.

And no one ever said i was pure. You have some archival reading to do.

Sadly, that won't stop your church leader from fucking little boys.

[peewee's lovechild]

So.. watcha doin' tonight?

Melmart, get back in your cage!!!!

You won't be getting dessert!!!

[Squid]

http://www.flashasylum.com/db/files/Comics/comicforestscary3.png

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Sadly, that won't stop your church leader from fucking little boys.i don't think she's catholic.

[peewee's lovechild]

i don't think she's catholic.

Every church has a leader, don't they?

Be it a priest, pastor, minister, deacon, elder . . . whatever.

Dude, I have to explain this??

Just go with it.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Every church has a leader, don't they?

Be it a priest, pastor, minister, deacon, elder . . . whatever.

Dude, I have to explain this??

Just go with it.my reply was a Joke. Do I have to explain this?

[peewee's lovechild]

my reply was a Joke. Do I have to explain this?

Apparently you do.

I'm an idiot.

[peewee's lovechild]

By the way, Cheech & Chong are my idols.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

By the way, Cheech & Chong are my idols.you need help

[peewee's lovechild]

you need help

yes i do.

[Silver21_Black20]

you need help

You have no idea.

[Melmart1]

Evertime Viva comes in here, he brings the thread down. He needs to stay the fuck out.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Evertime Viva comes in here, he brings the thread down. He needs to stay the fuck out......and the crowd goes mild.

[Melmart1]

I think Viva is Gatita's boyfriend. Do you like cross-eyed bitches who serve up weak smack then run when someone calls them out for it?

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I think Viva is Gatita's boyfriend. Do you like cross-eyed bitches who serve up weak smack then run when someone calls them out for it?:sleep

[CuckingFunt]

I think Viva is Gatita's boyfriend. Do you like cross-eyed bitches who serve up weak smack then run when someone calls them out for it?I know I'm not up to date on the latest gossip, but wasn't her crossed eye knocked back into place by a headboard?

[peewee's lovechild]

I think Viva is Gatita's boyfriend. Do you like cross-eyed bitches who serve up weak smack then run when someone calls them out for it?

I love it when my chick talks tough.

It makes me so hard.

I couldn't love you anymore than I love you right at this moment.

I'm hungry.

[Silver21_Black20]

I love it when my chick talks tough.

It makes me so hard.

I couldn't love you anymore than I love you right at this moment.

I'm hungry.

Fuck off! I saw her first.

[peewee's lovechild]

Fuck off! I saw her first.

Never.

You've lost her.

She's mine I tell you.

MINE!!!!!!!!!

[peewee's lovechild]

God damn, I could really do with a cheesburger.

Maybe Melmart will make me a burger in the nude.

I love it when she does that.

[Silver21_Black20]

Don't talk about cheeseburgers. I'm so hungry :hungry:

[Melmart1]

You NEVER cook in the nude when there is potential splashing involved, like with a burger. Especially because a burger just isn't a burger w/o bacon. I can't have my tatas getting saturated in hot, popping grease.

[peewee's lovechild]

You NEVER cook in the nude when there is potential splashing involved, like with a burger. Especially because a burger just isn't a burger w/o bacon. I can't have my tatas getting saturated in hot, popping grease.

But, you know I love licking the grease off your tatas.

I love that you said tatas.

Fuck, now I'm hungry and horny.

Get in the kitchen woman!!!!

[Melmart1]

What the hell, you get in the kitchen! Make your own damn burger. I already ate mine. Medium cooked, with a toasted bun, bacon, ranch dressing, monty jack cheese, avocado slices and a deli pickle slice on the side.

[peewee's lovechild]

What the hell, you get in the kitchen! Make your own damn burger. I already ate mine. Medium cooked, with a toasted bun, bacon, ranch dressing, monty jack cheese, avocado slices and a deli pickle slice on the side.

I'll give you some toasted buns if you keep up with the attitude.

What's up with you woman??
You've been hanging out with SilBlack, haven't you??

Don't let put any ideas in your head.

I'll put you in your cage!!

**That burger did sound good though**

MAKE ME MY DINNER!!!!!!

[Melmart1]

Have your vieja do it for you.

[ShoogarBear]

I can't believe that SilBlack posted the things I just read.

midge was using her account.

[peewee's lovechild]

Have your vieja do it for you.

I'm not liking how you're talking to me woman!!

You know how I get when I get angry!!

Watch out now.

[ShoogarBear]

Have your vieja do it for you.In the nude?

[batman2883]

i just finished masterbating so i wouldnt have to go out tonight with a loaded weapon

[peewee's lovechild]

i just finished masterbating so i wouldnt have to go out tonight with a loaded weapon

I just finished masturbating because Melmart's angry with me.

I need a new sex slave.

[batman2883]

ha ha ha ha

[ATRAIN]

ha ha ha ha


Going out with a loaded gun is the way to go.

[batman2883]

man im soooo tired

[ATRAIN]

man im soooo tired


from masturbating?

[batman2883]

from masturbating?
NAH FROM BEING UP ALL NIGHT

[ATRAIN]

NAH FROM BEING UP ALL NIGHT


why were you up all night?

[batman2883]

promoting

[ATRAIN]

promoting


Hip Hop stuff?

[peewee's lovechild]

I want a double meat/double cheese whataburger with bacon and a large side of onion rings.

I want it more than I want a threesome with Melmart and Flea.

Throw in a DP.

I'm so fucking hungry right now.

[ATRAIN]

I want a double meat/double cheese whataburger with bacon and a large side of onion rings.

I want it more than I want a threesome with Melmart and Flea.

Throw in a DP.

I'm so fucking hungry right now.


I bet I can out-wataburger you

[peewee's lovechild]

I bet I can out-wataburger you

Fuck that!!!

Try it.

[ATRAIN]

Fuck that!!!

Try it.


Same as you said with Grilled Jalapenos and toasted Buns!!!! No No Triple meat Triple cheese.

[peewee's lovechild]

Same as you said with Grilled Jalapenos and toasted Buns!!!! No No Triple meat Triple cheese.

No trip cheese or meat???
What a rip off!!

Okay, double meat/cheese, grilled jalapenos, grilled onions, extra pickles, toasted buns, bacon, mayo & mustard.

Extra large onion rings and a DP.

What the hell, throw in an apple pie.

[ATRAIN]

No trip cheese or meat???
What a rip off!!

Okay, double meat/cheese, grilled jalapenos, grilled onions, extra pickles, toasted buns, bacon, mayo & mustard.

Extra large onion rings and a DP.

What the hell, throw in an apple pie.


There is a Triple cheese and Meat.

Triple Cheese, meat, bacon, Grilled Jalapenos, Grilled onions, Extra pickles, toasted buns, mayo, mustard,

Large Fries, Large Chocolate Shake to dip the fries in....Apple pie and ADD A PIECE (Chiken Strip)

[batman2883]

Hip Hop stuff?
well last night i promoted for bar 11 its hip hop/techno trance...so both

[batman2883]

i thought only girls dipped fries in their shakes?

[ATRAIN]

well last night i promoted for bar 11 its hip hop/techno trance...so both


How late were you out?

[ATRAIN]

i thought only girls dipped fries in their shakes?


that shit is good.

[batman2883]

How late were you out?
4

[batman2883]

that shit is good.
i love mixing mayo and ketchup together and dipping my fries in that

[peewee's lovechild]

There is a Triple cheese and Meat.

Triple Cheese, meat, bacon, Grilled Jalapenos, Grilled onions, Extra pickles, toasted buns, mayo, mustard,

Large Fries, Large Chocolate Shake to dip the fries in....Apple pie and ADD A PIECE (Chiken Strip)

Fries are for pussies.

And, why one chicken strip?

Give me a basket of chicken strips with country gravy and fries along with some Texas Toast.

Add that to what I previously mentioned and that is how hungry I am right now.

Damn you for goading me into a whataburger challenge!!

I'm so fucking hungry!!!!!!

[batman2883]

i cant do this all on my own....no im no....im no superman

[peewee's lovechild]

i thought only girls dipped fries in their shakes?

LOL!!

That's true, but I've never tasted it so I can't judge.

[peewee's lovechild]

i love mixing mayo and ketchup together and dipping my fries in that

That's the only way to eat fries, especially waffle fries.

[peewee's lovechild]

I swear I could eat 4 Chick-Fil-A combos and still have room for two milk shakes.

[ATRAIN]

Fries are for pussies.

And, why one chicken strip?

Give me a basket of chicken strips with country gravy and fries along with some Texas Toast.

Add that to what I previously mentioned and that is how hungry I am right now.

Damn you for goading me into a whataburger challenge!!

I'm so fucking hungry!!!!!!


:) yeah I did it on purpose, I just used that one chicken strip thing cause my drunk friend once ordered similar to what we were talking about and then said add a piece........the girl behind the counter was sooooo confused it was too funny. Actully I do like the WB onion rings a lot, but I dont ever get them because I usually get my brugers without onions so I feel stupid getting onion rings.

[ATRAIN]

I swear I could eat 4 Chick-Fil-A combos and still have room for two milk shakes.



hahahah now Chick-Fil-A. Damn their fries do kick ass though.

[ATRAIN]

LOL!!

That's true, but I've never tasted it so I can't judge.


I actually dont do it often, but its pretty good. I prefer dipping my fries into ketchup with 2 packs of pepper.

[batman2883]

damn i can eat waffle fries from there with just mayo its soo delicious

[ATRAIN]

damn i can eat waffle fries from there with just mayo its soo delicious


they have the best fries by far

[batman2883]

rallys had the best fries ever, but now i have to say mcdonalds kicks ass too much...then chik fila

[FreeMad Dan]

My arteries are congested just for reading this thread :lol

[batman2883]

clogged arteries are the only way to prove you lived life fully

[peewee's lovechild]

I actually dont do it often, but its pretty good. I prefer dipping my fries into ketchup with 2 packs of pepper.

Yeah, I unload pepper on my ketchup too

[ATRAIN]

rallys had the best fries ever, but now i have to say mcdonalds kicks ass too much...then chik fila


DUDE RALLYs is OLD SCHOOL.......but your right, their shit was BAD ASS.

[peewee's lovechild]

rallys had the best fries ever, but now i have to say mcdonalds kicks ass too much...then chik fila

Is Rally's around anymore??

[batman2883]

in other cities and states

[ATRAIN]

Is Rally's around anymore??


Don't think so, last one I went to had to have been at least 12 years ago.

[peewee's lovechild]

I miss their fries.

[ATRAIN]

in other cities and states


Those red spices they used to use were awesome, plus it made the fries stick together hahaha. I LOVED IT.

[FreeMad Dan]

What about Carl's Jr? I haven't seen one of those around in a while.

[batman2883]

Those red spices they used to use were awesome, plus it made the fries stick together hahaha. I LOVED IT.
they call them checkers up north

[ATRAIN]

I miss their fries.


Peewee, getting hungrier?

[batman2883]

What about Carl's Jr? I haven't seen one of those around in a while.
they dont have those here in san antonio

[batman2883]

im starving for something too

[ATRAIN]

they call them checkers up north

Yeah they changed the name from what I remember, but yeah it was the same.

[ATRAIN]

they dont have those here in san antonio


I think they have those in Dallas.

[batman2883]

i ate them fries when i went to chicago

[batman2883]

man i can go for a nice juicy steak

[ATRAIN]

im starving for something too

I hear ya, I wonder if I can get FreeMadDan to run to WB for me......if I entice him with me buying think he would (he is sitting next to me here at work)

[ATRAIN]

man i can go for a nice juicy steak


From?

[batman2883]

or a nice chili cheese with onion dog with some mayo spread on the bun first and some relish right under the chili

[batman2883]

From?
just a nice 1lb ribeye that i would grill myself mmmmm

[FreeMad Dan]

I hear ya, I wonder if I can get FreeMadDan to run to WB for me......if I entice him with me buying think he would (he is sitting next to me here at work)

mmmmm.....ok...sounds good to me :lol

[ATRAIN]

or a nice chili cheese with onion dog with some mayo spread on the bun first and some relish right under the chili


from Sonic?

[peewee's lovechild]

Peewee, getting hungrier?

I'm about to kill my co-worker and roast her so I can carve out chunks of her ass and put them between two slices of bread.

I'll deep fry her toes and substitute them for fries.

[ATRAIN]

just a nice 1lb ribeye that i would grill myself mmmmm


yeah ......dammit im hungry now

[peewee's lovechild]

mmmmm.....ok...sounds good to me :lol

Lucky Bastards, WB is like a mile away from where I work and I only have a 30 minute lunch break.

[ATRAIN]

I'm about to kill my co-worker and roast her so I can carve out chunks of her ass and put them between two slices of bread.

I'll deep fry her toes and substitute them for fries.


Peewee I can out co-worker you!!!

[ATRAIN]

mmmmm.....ok...sounds good to me :lol


you know whats funny............IM SUCH A TEASE!!!!!!!!

[batman2883]

from Sonic?
nope from home

[peewee's lovechild]

Peewee I can out co-worker you!!!

LOL!!!

Try it, I got more where that came from.

(thank god my co-worker's a chick)

[ATRAIN]

LOL!!!

Try it, I got more where that came from.

(thank god my co-worker's a chick)


hahah dammit in this room here they are all dudes, except on looks like Balloo from the Jungle Book, so im sure he has a lot more meat. It would be like a Buffet up in here.

[FreeMad Dan]

you know whats funny............IM SUCH A TEASE!!!!!!!!

a cock tease to rc....:lmao

[ATRAIN]

a cock tease to rc....:lmao


Oh really, well we will see who the tease is when I run to WB FOR ME ONLY since I drove today and eat the WB that Pee-wee drew up right in front of you!!!

[FreeMad Dan]

Oh really, well we will see who the tease is when I run to WB FOR ME ONLY since I drove today and eat the WB that Pee-wee drew up right in front of you!!!

mean ass bitch :pctoss

[ATRAIN]

hey pee wee check out my new signature :)

[FreeMad Dan]

hey pee wee check out my new signature :)

You have no sig beotch

[midgetonadonkey]

I want an 8 meat 16 cheese whataburger with 3 pounds of bacon, grill lettuce, grilled tomatoes, grilled jalapeno, grilled fetus, grilled onions and grilled mustard. With 9 orders of whatasized onion rings also grilled and 6 gallons of Coke mixed with melted ice cream. And I will dip my onion rings in the blood of a jew baby.

[Melmart1]

I don't have co-workers. I want Chinese food and nobody delivers it around here, only pizza. I guess I have to get off my ass and go get some. I also need to get a money order for the cable guy tomorrow, he is gonna come install the boxes and I shall have HD TV.

WOOHOOO!

[ATRAIN]

I want an 8 meat 16 cheese whataburger with 3 pounds of bacon, grill lettuce, grilled tomatoes, grilled jalapeno, grilled fetus, grilled onions and grilled mustard. With 9 orders of whatasized onion rings also grilled and 6 gallons of Coke mixed with melted ice cream. And I will dip my onion rings in the blood of a jew baby.


DAMN I think we got out wataburgered :(!!!!

[peewee's lovechild]

hahah dammit in this room here they are all dudes, except on looks like Balloo from the Jungle Book, so im sure he has a lot more meat. It would be like a Buffet up in here.

The chick I work with weighs like 240 lbs.

So it would be like a Thanksgiving feast for the Kennedy's.

I'm gonna do it now.
I'm gonna stab her in the neck with a pen.

I'm so fucking hungry!!!!!!


I'm off to eat my sandwich.

[Melmart1]

I want an 8 meat 16 cheese whataburger with 3 pounds of bacon, grill lettuce, grilled tomatoes, grilled jalapeno, grilled fetus, grilled onions and grilled mustard. With 9 orders of whatasized onion rings also grilled and 6 gallons of Coke mixed with melted ice cream. And I will dip my onion rings in the blood of a jew baby.
It was nice knowing you, Midge. Since you will implode sometime during that meal. I hope you left your porn and Olde E bottlecap collection to Sandra.

[peewee's lovechild]

I want an 8 meat 16 cheese whataburger with 3 pounds of bacon, grill lettuce, grilled tomatoes, grilled jalapeno, grilled fetus, grilled onions and grilled mustard. With 9 orders of whatasized onion rings also grilled and 6 gallons of Coke mixed with melted ice cream. And I will dip my onion rings in the blood of a jew baby.

Fuck!!!!!!!!

I forgot the grilled fetus and the baby Jew blood!!!!!!

What was I thinking?????

[midgetonadonkey]

It was nice knowing you, Midge. Since you will implode sometime during that meal. I hope you left your porn and Olde E bottlecap collection to Sandra.

Hell no. I'm getting buried with those.

[midgetonadonkey]

I'm leaving Sandra my outstanding debt when I die.

[Melmart1]

Hell no. I'm getting buried with those.
Selfish bastard.

[ATRAIN]

The chick I work with weighs like 240 lbs.

So it would be like a Thanksgiving feast for the Kennedy's.

I'm gonna do it now.
I'm gonna stab her in the neck with a pen.

I'm so fucking hungry!!!!!!


I'm off to eat my sandwich.


LMAO I dont know man Baloo over here can feed everyone from plymoth rock!!

[ATRAIN]

Fuck!!!!!!!!

I forgot the grilled fetus and the baby Jew blood!!!!!!

What was I thinking?????


I know..........guess we weren't THAT hungry!!

[Melmart1]

I am a freelancer and work from home. I don't have any co-workers to make fun of. I suddenly feel very left out.

[ATRAIN]

I am a freelancer and work from home. I don't have any co-workers to make fun of. I suddenly feel very left out.


Ill trade you jobs!!! So does that mean your still in your underwear?

[FreeMad Dan]

Ill trade you jobs!!! So does that mean your still in your underwear?

Atrain loves his co-workers!! Everyday all i hear about is how much he wishes he could hang out with them all the time.

[ATRAIN]

Atrain loves his co-workers!! Everyday all i hear about is how much he wishes he could hang out with them all the time.


YOU SON OF A BITCH!!! Actually Dan is the ony one that I wouldnt like to see his head on a stick!!

[Melmart1]

Ill trade you jobs!!! So does that mean your still in your underwear?
I wore a nightgown to bed last night, why would you wear underwear to bed if you have a nighty on?

And no, I showered earlier and changed clothes so now I am in jean shorts and a Rangers tee. No dress code here. :spin

[FreeMad Dan]

YOU SON OF A BITCH!!! Actually Dan is the ony one that I wouldnt like to see his head on a stick!!

I told oso and nacho that you were having a party for them at your apt this weekend. They sounded pretty excited about it.

[FreeMad Dan]

I wore a nightgown to bed last night, why would you wear underwear to bed if you have a nighty on?

And no, I showered earlier and changed clothes so now I am in jean shorts and a Rangers tee. No dress code here. :spin

Rangers?! booooo Go STROS!!!

[ATRAIN]

I told oso and nacho that you were having a party for them at your apt this weekend. They sounded pretty excited about it.


Well we are going to stick a apple in oso's mouth and grill him over the fire, as for nacho, he is the stick we are using to turn oso around so we can cook him thoroughly!!

[Melmart1]

Rangers?! booooo Go STROS!!!
Fuck the Astros. And the Texans, too.

(Cue Midge coming in and having a hissy fit)

[Melmart1]

So FMD and Atrain work together. Interesting. Like Mo and Batman.

[Melmart1]

I can promise you this, my coworkers will never post here.

[FreeMad Dan]

So FMD and Atrain work together. Interesting. Like Mo and Batman.

Unfortunatley!!!

GO STROS!!!!

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/d/d9/Houston_Astros_logo.png

[ATRAIN]

So FMD and Atrain work together. Interesting. Like Mo and Batman.


yup

[ATRAIN]

hey you guys know there is a baseball forum right ;), just making sure

[FreeMad Dan]

hey you guys know there is a baseball forum right ;), just making sure

Eat it beotch

[midgetonadonkey]

Fuck the Astros. And the Texans, too.

(Cue Midge coming in and having a hissy fit)

God damn you Melmart. If you weren't such a cool bisexual cum bucket I'd be more pissed off than I am.

[midgetonadonkey]

The Texans will go 9-7 this season.

[ATRAIN]

The Texans will go 9-7 this season.

You better be right!!!!

[Melmart1]

Reggie Bush to the rescue!

Oh, wait ...

[ATRAIN]

Reggie Bush to the rescue!

Oh, wait ...


lol