Free Quattro Razor (5)

[Silver21_Black20]

I'm well. How 'bout yourself?

[ShoogarBear]

Can't see pic.

What is it?http://blog.q-taro.com/archives/pics/2006/06/giantwoman1-thumb.jpg

[Cant_Be_Faded]

http://content.ytmnd.com/content/0/1/6/016a85cee350004f19b8d4eefb9363f8.jpg



What is that? It reminds me of the time I looked at a Pillbug under a stereoscope.

Scary shit.

[Silver21_Black20]

http://blog.q-taro.com/archives/pics/2006/06/giantwoman1-thumb.jpg

Forbidden
You don't have permission to access /archives/pics/2006/06/giantwoman1-thumb.jpg on this server.

Additionally, a 404 Not Found error was encountered while trying to use an ErrorDocument to handle the request.

[Trainwreck2100]

It is a giant isopod


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Giant_isopod
http://ilc00f.facbacs.uq.edu.au/VTHRC/ecovis/Images/photo%20album%20out%20takes/isopod-hat2.gif

[Cant_Be_Faded]

the pillbug still owns it because its a land crustacean :smokin

damn that thing does look tight though

[Trainwreck2100]

Well if you went to the wiki link, the giant isopod is basically a crustacean just enlarged because it developed in the deep sea, like the giant squid

[ShoogarBear]

Forbidden
You don't have permission to access /archives/pics/2006/06/giantwoman1-thumb.jpg on this server.

Additionally, a 404 Not Found error was encountered while trying to use an ErrorDocument to handle the request.What kind of half-assed internet access do you have?

[Melmart1]

What kind of half-assed internet access do you have?
I got the same message... so maybe its YOUR internet access... Since VA/MD/DC area sucks, I wouldnt be surprised...

[Trainwreck2100]

My avitar sucks I wanted to make it fit, but i couldn't get the size far enough down

http://img407.imageshack.us/img407/6837/dunc2ra8.gif

[batman2883]

berries and cream berries and cream

[batman2883]

man this thread is full of hate and vengeful bastardos

[batman2883]

man just one more week till the rise of the silver surfer

[batman2883]

only a couple more weeks till transformers is here

[batman2883]

and i cant get rid of this dreadful congestion

[batman2883]

if i were to hold my nose and sneeze would that mean that my head would explode?

[batman2883]

cause the inverse ratio of mucus and pressure would cause a backfire similar to the blockadge of a small pistol and the normal logical reaction would be for my head to blow clean off

[batman2883]

why do certain bugs kill their lovers after they have one night stands with them?

[batman2883]

and do you think the sex is worth it to die for it as soon as your done?? or rather as soon as they are done??

[batman2883]

for being a speciman that will out live us and rule the world one day, cockroaches sure are stupid

[sa_butta]

if i were to hold my nose and sneeze would that mean that my head would explode?try it and let us know what happens.

[batman2883]

is it possible to eat your own face?

[batman2883]

try it and let us know what happens.
see well if my head explodes im sure you will hear about it on the news or something similar.

[sa_butta]

why do certain bugs kill their lovers after they have one night stands with them?praying mantis, the female kills the male. And why to some animals eat thier young?

[sa_butta]

see well if my head explodes im sure you will hear about it on the news or something similar.Ill keep an eye out for that.

[sa_butta]

is it possible to eat your own face?Pull your lip over your head and swallow.

[batman2883]

i would love to kick this dudes ass
http://www.adrants.com/images/wendys.png

[batman2883]

dogs eat their own kin sometimes too as do cats....i guess some animals just suffer from a severe case of post pardom depression

[batman2883]

why do we put butter on rolls when honey is that much more better

[sa_butta]

speaking of bugs. Ive killed four scorpions in the past 3 days. I am the new Scorpion King. Actually my daughter is, she has pointed them out twice without fear.

[batman2883]

does a spoon full of sugar really help the medicine go down?

[batman2883]

did your daughter eat one?

[sa_butta]

does a spoon full of sugar really help the medicine go down?Depends on what your taken, dont they have flavors to add at walgreens?

[batman2883]

cause without proper consumption of a huge black one she can never become scorpion king

[sa_butta]

did your daughter eat one?No, but if she did would that make her Scorpion Queen??

[batman2883]

add a flavor in medicine...hmmm interesting....kinda like kool-aid

[batman2883]

No, but if she did would that make her Scorpion Queen??
it would have to be a juicy big black one

[batman2883]

if i were to fight anyone in mortal kombat it would have to be shan tsung cause i can take that mofo any day of the week

[batman2883]

if i were a charactor from street fighter my name would be Guile

[sa_butta]

cause without proper consumption of a huge black one she can never become scorpion kingshe is only 2 and we only have the little brown ones. I hate those little fuckers.
We took her to the Witte yesterday and she was excited to see them again behind glass, but was fearful of the spiders.

[batman2883]

the hottest girl fighter on a game back in my time was that girl from killer instinct she was hot stuff man

[sa_butta]

add a flavor in medicine...hmmm interesting....kinda like kool-aidyeah of course it costs extra.

[batman2883]

she is only 2 and we only have the little brown ones. I hate those little fuckers.
We took her to the Witte yesterday and she was excited to see them again behind glass, but was fearful of the spiders.
that would have been funny to see her try to set them free

[batman2883]

i love me some kool-aid...nothing like a nice ice cold glass of red kool-aid on a sunny day

[batman2883]

why do people wear sunglasses in the club?

[sa_butta]

the hottest girl fighter on a game back in my time was that girl from killer instinct she was hot stuff mangirl fighter probably. what about hottest cartoon??
Jessica Rabitt??

[batman2883]

its not like its really bright in there its actually quite dark......can they see??

[batman2883]

girl fighter probably. what about hottest cartoon??
Jessica Rabitt??
jessica rabbit would get it in the worst ways, i would make her water colors run

[batman2883]

i would love to play patty cake with jessica rabbit

[sa_butta]

i love me some kool-aid...nothing like a nice ice cold glass of red kool-aid on a sunny day
Tropical Punch rules all that is Kool-Aid

[batman2883]

big lips, full chest, huge badunka dunk

[batman2883]

Tropical Punch rules all that is Kool-Aid
times 2

[batman2883]

if i were a charactor in a video game i would wanna be carnage

[batman2883]

so if im saying there are known knowns and there are known unknowns could there possibly be unknown unknowns?? things we didnt know that we didnt even know about???

[batman2883]

what?

[batman2883]

what country are you from

[batman2883]

what??

[batman2883]

what aint no country ive ever heard of do they speak english in what?

[batman2883]

what???

[batman2883]

English motherf**ker do you speak it?

[batman2883]

yeah

[sa_butta]

What was the name of the other cartoon chick?
Holly Wood. the preview use to say "Holly wood if she could."

[sa_butta]

what aint no country ive ever heard of do they speak english in what?

[batman2883]

yeah
so you understand the words im saying to you

[batman2883]

so you understand the words im saying to you
yeah

[batman2883]

yeah
so what im saying is that there are known knowns and there are unknown knowns

[batman2883]

but there is also unknown unknowns things that we dont know that we dont know

[batman2883]

but there is also unknown unknowns things that we dont know that we dont know
what????

[batman2883]

what????
say what again, say what again, i dare you i double dare you motherfu**er say it one more time

[batman2883]

ha ha ha the boondocks is hilarious someone go to this link and watch it

http://rainbowguns.imeem.com/video/Yds-LsLA/the_boondocks_a_date_with_a_health_inspector/

[batman2883]

they got samuel l jackson and charlie murphy playing white guys

[batman2883]

What was the name of the other cartoon chick?
Holly Wood. the preview use to say "Holly wood if she could."
yeah she was from cool world wasnt that just claudia schiffer

[sa_butta]

yeah she was from cool world wasnt that just claudia schifferKim Bassinger, and she was a cartoon..
http://www.worldinmotion.net/electronic/discography/soundtrack/CoolWorld.jpg

http://i.imdb.com/Icons/poster_under_licence.gif (http://www.nostalgia.com/nf_moreinfo.html?sku=29438)

[batman2883]

oh yeah kim bassinger just like from "my stepmoms an alien"

[sa_butta]

say what again, say what again, i dare you i double dare you motherfu**er say it one more timefish-talk

Don Lino:"I bring you in here, look you in the eye, tell you whats what... and what?"
Sykes:"What?"
Don Lino:"What what?"
Sykes:"What what nothing. You said what."
Don Lino:"I didn't say what first, I asked you what."
Sykes:"No you said 'and then what' and I said what."
Don Lino:"Well I said what what like what what."
Sykes:"... you said what first."
Don Lino:"Now your making fun of me?!"
Sykes:"No no no you misunderstood!"

[sa_butta]

oh yeah kim bassinger just like from "my stepmoms an alien"I just couldnt think of the name of the movie, I just new her name Holli Would.

[sa_butta]

Lucky MOFO...http://www.shannonthornton.com/blog-upload/Spurs%20Cheerleaders.jpg

[batman2883]

ive slapped all their heiny's before

[midgetonadonkey]

batman

[batman2883]

midget

[batman2883]

man i have to say thanks to whoever told me to use videora.com for my dvd's to ipod converter its been the best thing that has ever happened to me

[TDMVPDPOY]

my final exam in 6hrs from now, fuckn commercial law exam goes for 3hrs, im not well prepared atm even though its open book....

[CuckingFunt]

Kim Bassinger, and she was a cartoon..
http://www.worldinmotion.net/electronic/discography/soundtrack/CoolWorld.jpg

http://i.imdb.com/Icons/poster_under_licence.gif (http://www.nostalgia.com/nf_moreinfo.html?sku=29438)That movie was horrible, despite a young and especially scrumptious Brad Pitt.

Also, Holly's got nothing on Jessica:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yy5THitqPBw

[batman2883]

Jessica Alba Is The Best

[ShoogarBear]

I got the same message... so maybe its YOUR internet access... Since VA/MD/DC area sucks, I wouldnt be surprised...Um, I can see the image, so any suckage is being done on your end.

Do a google image search on "giant woman" (including the quotes) and tell me what the first image you get is.

[CuckingFunt]

Um, I can see the image, so any suckage is being done on your end.It doesn't work as a link, but it works if you copy & paste the url.

[sa_butta]

That movie was horrible, despite a young and especially scrumptious Brad Pitt.

Also, Holly's got nothing on Jessica:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yy5THitqPBw
girl fighter probably. what about hottest cartoon??
Jessica Rabitt??That was two pages ago.

[batman2883]

Yeah It Was These People Live In The Past Butta We Are The Future

[sa_butta]

Yeah It Was These People Live In The Past Butta We Are The Future:toast

[batman2883]

Are You Ready For The Game Tonight People??

[batman2883]

I Havent Been To A Kori Ellis Gtg Since The Spurs Took The Kings Out The Playoffs Last Year

[batman2883]

We Are The World
We Are The Children
We Are The Light That Makes A Brighter Day
So Lets Start Giving

[Richard Cranium]

I'm ready.

[midgetonadonkey]

I Havent Been To A Kori Ellis Gtg Since The Spurs Took The Kings Out The Playoffs Last Year

Weren't you at one of the Spurs-Mavs GTGs?

[sa_butta]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FgsLh0LIY7Y

[sa_butta]

Midge will you be gracing us with drunken presence?

[midgetonadonkey]

No I will not.

[sa_butta]

No I will not.Can I have the beers you would have drank??

[midgetonadonkey]

Yes you can.

[sa_butta]

Yes you can.:drunk
Where will you be watching?

[Melmart1]

i would love to kick this dudes ass
http://www.adrants.com/images/wendys.png
The first time I read this, I thought it said 'lick" this dudes ass... I thought maybe the Bat had turned to the other side :lmao

[batman2883]

Weren't you at one of the Spurs-Mavs GTGs?
THAT WASNT AT CASA DE ELLIS

[batman2883]

The first time I read this, I thought it said 'lick" this dudes ass... I thought maybe the Bat had turned to the other side :lmao
MELLY EVERYONE KNOWS THAT MY TONGUE WILL ALWAYS AND ONLY WANNA LICK YOUR ASS

[batman2883]

Berries And Cream Berries And Cream

[jaespur21]

i want to watch who framed roger rabbit all over again now. guess ill add it to my blockbuster queue

[batman2883]

i want to watch who framed roger rabbit all over again now. guess ill add it to my blockbuster queue
its totally worth it........man i love that movie/....

remember me eddie, the toon that killed your brother!!!!

[midgetonadonkey]

THAT WASNT AT CASA DE ELLIS

I think it was. That is the only GTG I went there and you were in attendance. I believe there may be pictures to prove it.

[sa_butta]

I remember the game on Nintendo as well.

[batman2883]

I think it was. That is the only GTG I went there and you were in attendance. I believe there may be pictures to prove it.
oh yeah thats right i was at the gtg against the mavericks last year that you showed up too that was a long time ago

[midgetonadonkey]

Yeah and you kept trying to grab my balls. I had to beat your ass down with a shoe.

[sa_butta]

I dont think I have been to Casa de Ellis since the '05 championship.

[jaespur21]

ive never been mayb next year. my DL is suspended right now

[batman2883]

I Couldnt Help It Midge Your Balls Are So Large

[sa_butta]

ive never been mayb next year. my DL is suspended right nowVIA VIA

[midgetonadonkey]

Large and tasty

[sa_butta]

I Couldnt Help It Midge Your Balls Are So LargeHe has elaphantitus of the balls.

[Melmart1]

It doesn't work as a link, but it works if you copy & paste the url.
See, Shoog... its 3 to 1, so the suckage is on your end. DC sucks, admit it. Especially the drivers.

[batman2883]

He has elaphantitus of the balls.
and i wanted to touch them

[Melmart1]

Woohoo, I am sufficiently caught up with the Quattro now. You boys were full of hot air this morning.

[batman2883]

See, Shoog... its 3 to 1, so the suckage is on your end. DC sucks, admit it. Especially the drivers.
MARRY ME MELLY

[batman2883]

Woohoo, I am sufficiently caught up with the Quattro now. You boys were full of hot air this morning.
HOT AIR FOR YOU, YOU SEXY MONKEY

[jaespur21]

perros callientes

[Silver21_Black20]

MARRY ME MELLY

Wow! The first Quattro marriage proposal.

[Melmart1]

MARRY ME MELLY
Hahaha, I told another man named Mark the other day that we could never get married cus he is too stubborn and won't take my last name. Hahaha, that is always a good icebreaker on a 1st date, because they always ask why I am 30 and not married yet (like this is a surprise these days?) and I tell them "I'm not married because I haven't found a man who will take my last name yet."

Some of the reactions have been pure brilliance. The reaction is usually a barometer for not only the rest of the evening but whether they will get a second date or not.

[jaespur21]

yeah cant see me askin that question on a date. might as well say well what the fuck is wrong with u

[Melmart1]

yeah cant see me askin that question on a date. might as well say well what the fuck is wrong with u
Exactly :lol

But my mom has a point when she says "a 30-yr old Mexican who has no husband or kids isn't exactly common in San Antonio." And she is right.. maybe not so much about the husband part but definitely about the kids. I mean, lets call a spade a spade, there are far too many teenage moms and as a result, far too many single moms.

[jaespur21]

yeah i dated several mommas already.

[Silver21_Black20]

Exactly :lol

But my mom has a point when she says "a 30-yr old Mexican who has no husband or kids isn't exactly common in San Antonio." And she is right.. maybe not so much about the husband part but definitely about the kids. I mean, lets call a spade a spade, there are far too many teenage moms and as a result, far too many single moms.

True. I've gone to baby showers for my cousins and they ask if I have kids and I say no, they have this look on their face as they say, "You don't have kids?"

[sa_butta]

True. I've gone to baby showers for my cousins and they ask if I have kids and I say no, they have this look on their face as they say, "You don't have kids?"You have a reputation to uphold. Go have some kids.

[Melmart1]

You have a reputation to uphold. Go have some kids.
Dude, do you really want a bunch of little Midgies running around? Thinks before you speak!

[Melmart1]

True. I've gone to baby showers for my cousins and they ask if I have kids and I say no, they have this look on their face as they say, "You don't have kids?"
Yeah, they look at you like you are an alien that just landed on earth from your spaceship. Sad that our culture devalues women who choose not to get knocked up by any Tom, Dick or Dummy off the street.

[Silver21_Black20]

You have a reputation to uphold. Go have some kids.

Fuck that. :lol

Speaking of kids, midge and I were at Chile's, the one at Brooks City Base, and this kid, must have been around 1 1/2 years old, he was crying so his dad gave him a rib bone to chew on. A .... fucking ... bare ... rib ... bone.

[Melmart1]

So.. if Midge and Sandra did have kids, would they be midgesonapony, since they will be far too small to ride a donkey?

[Melmart1]

Fuck that. :lol

Speaking of kids, midge and I were at Chile's, the one at Brooks City Base, and this kid, must have been around 1 1/2 years old, he was crying so his dad gave him a rib bone to chew on. A .... fucking ... bare ... rib ... bone.
Now THAT's a way to raise a kid! Treat him like a dog! Did they have a bowl of water for him to slurp from?

[jaespur21]

So.. if Midge and Sandra did have kids, would they be midgesonapony, since they will be far too small to ride a donkey?

nah this is south texas it would be midgetonagoat

[batman2883]

im actually quite fond of the last name martinez can i have your last name and make little babies that look like you and dont have my last name at all melly??

[batman2883]

its like butta

[sa_butta]

yes it is.

[batman2883]

melly god damn you where are you at

[Melmart1]

melly god damn you where are you at
don't you cuss at me, Mark Martinez! :lol

[Silver21_Black20]

So.. if Midge and Sandra did have kids, would they be midgesonapony, since they will be far too small to ride a donkey?

More like, tallkidsonadonkey.

[Melmart1]

see, Mark Martinez. It rolls of the tongue, it sounds good. And who doesn't love alliteration? He just needs to stop being stubborn and take my last name. Although considering my paleness, having an Irish last name would definitely make people stop wondering if Martinez is my married name, like they all assume right now...

[Melmart1]

More like, tallkidsonadonkey.
See, in Mexicans, the short gene is much more dominant than the tall gene. You are one in a million, literally. They will get the midget gene and your kids will be sequonadonkey.

[batman2883]

Mark Martinez Yesss!!!! So Melly Is That A Yes

[sa_butta]

Can I get a WITNESS??

[sa_butta]

Bat we should drink everytime we hear certain words during the game...
Ill start

pivotal

[batman2883]

Okay Or How About This We Have To Chug For 5 Seconds Everytime Someone Dunks

And We Have To Chug 3 Seconds Everytime Someone Anyone Hits A Three?

[sa_butta]

Okay Or How About This We Have To Chug For 5 Seconds Everytime Someone Dunks

And We Have To Chug 3 Seconds Everytime Someone Anyone Hits A Three?For the Spurs, I aint drinkin shit for the Cavs.

[batman2883]

I Dont Care About The Cavs But It Makes It That Much More Fun When You Drink For Either Team I Did That With The Suns Except It Was Take A Shot Of Patron Everytime Anyone Hit A Three And Chug 5 Seconds For Whenever Anyone Dunked

[sa_butta]

I Dont Care About The Cavs But It Makes It That Much More Fun When You Drink For Either Team I Did That With The Suns Except It Was Take A Shot Of Patron Everytime Anyone Hit A Three And Chug 5 Seconds For Whenever Anyone DunkedSounds like a sure hangover. Im not doin tequilla.

[Silver21_Black20]

Bat we should drink everytime we hear certain words during the game...
Ill start

pivotal

penetration

[sa_butta]

ball
basket

haha you would be trashed before the game started if you watch the pregame show.

[batman2883]

Ha Ha Ha Ha Well Lets Just Do It With Beer Then And For The Entire Game Not Just The Spurs Who Cares!!!! Its A Celebration Bitches

[Silver21_Black20]

I'll be drinking my Modelo Especial tonight. Oh yeah!

[ShoogarBear]

See, Shoog... its 3 to 1, so the suckage is on your end. DC sucks, admit it. Especially the drivers.Except the three are you, SilBlack, and CF. More proof that chicks are genetically internet-challenged.

Still, strange that none of you can see the embedded pic itself. What browser are you using, Prada Explorer?

[ShoogarBear]

Oh, and at least DC doesn't have 85% of the highways under construction. Sheesh, driving around SA has become such a pain.

[ShoogarBear]

penetrationSig material.

[batman2883]

you leave sandra alone shoogabear

[ShoogarBear]

I'll take "What is SilBlack not getting enough of" for $500, Alex.

[batman2883]

what is midgetonadonkey?

[ShoogarBear]

you leave sandra alone shoogabearOr what, Mr. Martinez?

[ShoogarBear]

what is midgetonadonkey?
http://www.ctv.ca/archives/CTVShows/images/20040202/Jeopardy-insider-040202/Alex_Trebek_235.jpg



"Ohhh, sorry, no. We were looking for . . . "



penetration

[batman2883]

i knew it was penetration

[batman2883]

A Long Ass Fu*king Time Ago
In A Town Called Kickapoo

[batman2883]

There Lived A Humble Family
Religious Through And Through

[batman2883]

But Yay There Was A Black Sheep
And He Knew Just What To Do

[batman2883]

His Name Was Young Jb And He Refused To Step In Line
A Vision He Did Seeth Fuc*ing Rocking All The Time

[batman2883]

And He Wrote A Tasty Melody
And The Planets Did Align

[batman2883]

Oh The Dragons Balls Were Blazing
As He Stepped Into His Cave

[batman2883]

And He Chopped His Fu*king Cockles
With A Long And Shiny Blade

[batman2883]

Was I Who Fu*ked The Dragon
Fu*kily Sing Fu*kaloo And If You Wanna Fu** With Me
Then I Shall Fu** You Too

[batman2883]

Gotta Get It On In The Party Zone
Gotta Pop A Squirt In The Party Zone

[batman2883]

Gotta Suck A Chode In The Party Zone

[batman2883]

You Disobeyed My Orders Son
Why Were You Ever Born

[batman2883]

Your Brothers 10 Times Better Than You
Jesus Loves Him More

[batman2883]

This Music That You Play Comes Straight From The Depths Of Hell

[StrongPersuader]

She was right next door..
and I'm such a strong persuader..

[midgetonadonkey]

Dude, do you really want a bunch of little Midgies running around? Thinks before you speak!

That would be glorious. I want an entire army of midgetonadonkies running around.

[batman2883]

Midge Is A Donkey Ha Ha Ha A

[TDMVPDPOY]

just finish my last exam, and i nailed it

looks like im graduatin hahahahhahahaha

time to hop on social socurity

[tlongII]

penetration

I'll drink to that.

[Silver21_Black20]

Hey batman ...

Modelo > Corona

[Cant_Be_Faded]

Pacifico > modelo

[CuckingFunt]

That would be glorious. I want an entire army of midgetonadonkies running around.Wouldn't the plural be midgetsonadonkey?

[CuckingFunt]

Wouldn't the plural be midgetsonadonkey?
Or midgetsonsomedonkies?

[Silver21_Black20]

Pacifico > modelo

Really? In that case, I need to try Pacifico.

But for Game 4, I will be drinking lots of Modelo. No need in doing anything different on game night.

[midgetonadonkey]

Bababooey! Bababooey! Bababooey!!

[midgetonadonkey]

http://media.putfile.com/BabaSongGreeseMix

[midgetonadonkey]

http://media.putfile.com/BohemianBooey

[midgetonadonkey]

http://media.putfile.com/5---Type-O-Negative---Kill-All-the-White-People

[Silver21_Black20]

Where is everyone at?

[Silver21_Black20]

I walk to chat.

[midgetonadonkey]

You walk to chat?

[Silver21_Black20]

Playing Tetris drunk kicks ass!

[batman2883]

batman was drunk last night

[sa_butta]

batman was drunk last nightwhat time did you leave?

[batman2883]

i dont even know

[Silver21_Black20]

Mark!

[batman2883]

Sandra!!!

[Silver21_Black20]

How was the GTG?

I saw the pics and noticed you kissing another girl, what the fuck?

[batman2883]

How was the GTG?

I saw the pics and noticed you kissing another girl, what the fuck?
THE GTG WAS PRETTY FUN GOT COMPLETELY DRUNK

AND WHAT DO YOU EXPECT YOU HAVE MIDGE, I TOOK AN ABSENCE FROM THE FORUM AND I COME BACK TO YOU AND MIDGE!!!! WHAT WAS I SUPPOSE TO DO?

[Silver21_Black20]

THE GTG WAS PRETTY FUN GOT COMPLETELY DRUNK

AND WHAT DO YOU EXPECT YOU HAVE MIDGE, I TOOK AN ABSENCE FROM THE FORUM AND I COME BACK TO YOU AND MIDGE!!!! WHAT WAS I SUPPOSE TO DO?

She is pretty. Is she your girlfriend or just a friend?

[katyon6th]

What the fuck, batman!

[batman2883]

just a friend for now

[Melmart1]

Thats it, Mark! Our engagement is over! You can go back to your maiden name now.

[batman2883]

Thats it, Mark! Our engagement is over! You can go back to your maiden name now.
YOU NEVER TOLD ME YES :(

[batman2883]

Owner Of A Lonely Heart

[jman3000]

i got pulled over by bexar county this morning and was still a little drunk... didn't get off with a warning this time... but i have a date with the judge next month.

[Trainwreck2100]

i got pulled over by bexar county this morning and was still a little drunk... didn't get off with a warning this time... but i have a date with the judge next month.

site you with DWI?

[Trainwreck2100]

http://img20.photobucket.com/albums/v60/profmadhatter/nguyen2.jpg

[batman2883]

trainwreck thought he was gonna die

[midgetonadonkey]

It doesn't look like Trainwreck can hold his liquor very well.

[batman2883]

Ha In His Defense He Did Chug That Bottle Of Moonshine

[Silver21_Black20]

What are you doing for tonights game, batman?

[Arragontigo]

What are you doing for tonights game, batman?
I will be at Zen Bar downtown off houston street free wings yo!!!! cant beat that!!! what will you be doing

[Arragontigo]

c'mon sandra you should go im gonna have a lot of my friends there

[Silver21_Black20]

I will be at Zen Bar downtown off houston street free wings yo!!!! cant beat that!!! what will you be doing

Watching it with my man, drinking Modelo. Afterwards, we plan on going downtown than to the airport. You should meet us down there. Yo!

[Arragontigo]

well im a be downtown already anyways!! so just come to zen bar when you do come downtown

[Trainwreck2100]

It doesn't look like Trainwreck can hold his liquor very well.

I chugged fucking moonshine, according to whottt people thought i would be passed out before the end of the game. Which i didn't pass out until after i had a jack and coke and two shot of scotch.

[midgetonadonkey]

That's kind of impressive.

[Silver21_Black20]

There wasn't an even drunker chick near you to pop your cherry, Train?

[Trainwreck2100]

That's kind of impressive.

you gaddamn right it is

[Trainwreck2100]

There wasn't an even drunker chick near you to pop your cherry, Train?


When you're vomiting sex isn't something on your mind. I recently discovered that about myself.

[batman2883]

actually ive had sex and vomitted at the same time cause of alcohol i thought it was funny

[midgetonadonkey]

actually ive had sex and vomitted at the same time cause of alcohol i thought it was funny

There was nothing funny about it. You got vomit in my hair and just kept going like it was nothing.

[batman2883]

There was nothing funny about it. You got vomit in my hair and just kept going like it was nothing.
Dont act like you didnt like the mid-snack!!!

[batman2883]

silver surfer is unleashed tomorrow

[midgetonadonkey]

That's true. I have a wicked vomit fetish.

[batman2883]

man i cant wait to jump into on coming traffic tonight downtown

[batman2883]

That's true. I have a wicked vomit fetish.
i even had some gummy bears in there for you

[batman2883]

varsity blues is a great movie

[Zack Morris]

friends forever always and will be

[ORION]

what the hell bat ?!

[ORION]

If you put a bagle in a toaster does it become toast ?

[midgetonadonkey]

It becomes a toasted bagel.

[Silver21_Black20]

ORION has been missed.

[ORION]

It becomes a toasted bagel.
no no ! why can't it get it's own name ? bread has the same equal right as a bagle doesn't it. I believe it was Grover Cleveland who passed an "Equal Bread"bill. All breads are created equal.

[Yahoo Serious]

Srsly

[ORION]

ORION has been missed.
well thank you. I've been pretty busy. I had a house built and I've put in a lot of time with the yard and such. Also I work at the greatest place ever. We get to drink beer on the job

[midgetonadonkey]

Dammit, I want a job like that.

[Yakov Smirnoff]

If you put a bagle in a toaster does it become toast ?

In Soviet Russia, bagel toast you.

[batman2883]

Dammit, I want a job like that.
hopefully they give me a call back soon so i can have a job like that

[batman2883]

In Soviet Russia, bagel toast you.
in mother russia?

[midgetonadonkey]

Where is this job located?

[batman2883]

Up Your Momma's Arse

[midgetonadonkey]

Que gatcho

[batman2883]

Vatos Locos Ese

[Paco Aguilar]

vatos locos ese

[ORION]

hopefully they give me a call back soon so i can have a job like that
did you call your boy back with the broom ?

[Paco Aguilar]

did you call your boy back with the broom ?
he said...hey.......are you single
i said no guay......are you black
he said but of course
i said good cause you look it