Free Quattro Razor (5)

[Richard Cranium]

I'm real tired today for some reason.

[midgetonadonkey]

I like beer.

[midgetonadonkey]

Most kinds of beer.

[midgetonadonkey]

I'm not picky.

[midgetonadonkey]

I had some Shlitz.

[midgetonadonkey]

That is terrible beer. Fucking disgusting.

[midgetonadonkey]

But, it did the job.

[midgetonadonkey]

I'm going to start my own beer company.

[midgetonadonkey]

I'm going to call it Olde Spanish "700".

[midgetonadonkey]

I'm going to out due the Old English company and sell 48oz bottles.

[midgetonadonkey]

It will have a bull fighter on the label.

[midgetonadonkey]

I wonder if that business would be profitable.

[midgetonadonkey]

It would be nice to try it but I don't have the start up capital.

[midgetonadonkey]

I need to find me a rich man.

[midgetonadonkey]

A tall man, with green eyes and tanned skin.

[midgetonadonkey]

That's the only way.

[midgetonadonkey]

I don't know why more beer companies don't put food coloring in their beer. Sometimes I'm in the mood for red beer.

[midgetonadonkey]

Sometimes orange. It all depends.

[midgetonadonkey]

I enjoy eating ice.

[leemajors]

I enjoy eating ice.

me too.

[Flea]

I'm gone how long and this thread is still going on?

[Sapphire]

You can get a free quattro razor at the UTSA bookstore while supplies last. Public Service Announcement.

[Silver21_Black20]

I was driving to work this morning and a bird flew into the top of my windshield. I heard a loud "thud" and saw him, in my rear view mirror, spin around and land on the ground.

[Trainwreck2100]

murderer

[Flea]

I was driving to work this morning and a bird flew into the top of my windshield. I heard a loud "thud" and saw him, in my rear view mirror, spin around and land on the ground.

What is up with the birds?

On Tuesday a bird flew into my car while I was taking my daughter to soccer practice and the very next day another one flew into my car right off 410. I killed two birds in two days! I was hoping it wasn't some kind of bad omen.
:(

[Silver21_Black20]

I think they just so happened to be flying too low. The bird that ran into my car was following another bird.

[Trainwreck2100]

murderer

[Silver21_Black20]

Woo Hoo! Liquor lady is here.

[Silver21_Black20]

I got a bottle of Champagne.

I've never had Champagne.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

You should pour it all over yourself.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

And move in slow motion.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I need a haircut.

To Roosters!

[Trainwreck2100]

I'm fuckin hungry, and I wanted Ding How for lunch, I have been pwned

[leemajors]

I got a bottle of Champagne.

I've never had Champagne.

if it's good stuff, it's a treat. cheap stuff gets turned into momos.

[Silver21_Black20]

if it's good stuff, it's a treat. cheap stuff gets turned into momos.

I don't remember what brand it is, I put it in the fridge here at work. I'll post what kind it is later when I get home but I'm sure it isn't worth more than $10.

[MoSpur]

I hate being stuck at work when the weather is like this today

[angel_luv]

The sun just started to really shine here- maybe it will help me feel less grumpy.

I don't like Mean Me. :(

[angel_luv]

I brought a strawberry fruit roll up to work today as a snack. Just opened it.
Who on earth thought it was a good idea to put a tattoo on candy?

[MoSpur]

Fruit Roll Ups are good.

[Silver21_Black20]

I haven't had a Fruit Roll Up in years.

[MoSpur]

I had like two boxes full of them like last month. I finished them all by myself.

[angel_luv]

I had like two boxes full of them like last month. I finished them all by myself.


This is my second box in two weeks. I only like the strawberry flavor.

[MoSpur]

Fruit Roll Ups and those sour cherries are my favorites.

[leemajors]

I don't remember what brand it is, I put it in the fridge here at work. I'll post what kind it is later when I get home but I'm sure it isn't worth more than $10.

my wife gets a little upset with me when i buy the $30-50 dollar bottles, right up until when she has a glass or two. she also doesn't like it when i buy the 1.5L bottles of the cheap stuff, but a few momos calms her.

[midgetonadonkey]

Sunshine
Shining down
We gonna take a little walk around the woods....

[midgetonadonkey]

I want a pet penguin. I will keep him in my freezer.

[midgetonadonkey]

It will make him feel at home.

[midgetonadonkey]

But then I'd have penguin shit next to my Leggos.

[midgetonadonkey]

I don't know how I feel about that.

[Jaime Escalante]

You burros need to get off your asses and learn math, que no?!?

[midgetonadonkey]

I wish I could learn math.

[ShoogarBear]

I wish I could learn math.For some reason I first read that as "meth".

[Richard Cranium]

I wish I could learn math.

That sums it up.

[Trainwreck2100]

http://img409.imageshack.us/img409/1592/willwheatonhy4.jpg

[Mike Tirico]

You burros need to get off your asses and learn math, que no?!?
agreed

[ashbeeigh]

I graduate in 17 hours! :elephant

[midgetonadonkey]

Fuck you Ashbeeigh

[ashbeeigh]

Fuck you Ashbeeigh

Not tonight, midge. I'm in too good of a mood.

[midgetonadonkey]

Fuck you Ashbeeigh

[midgetonadonkey]

Yup

[sa_butta]

http://www.nothingtoxic.com/media/1178512606/Guy_Takes_a_Fake_Piss_All_Over_People_in_the_Lazy_ River

[ashbeeigh]

this thread sucks.

[LaMarcus Bryant]

http://img409.imageshack.us/img409/1592/willwheatonhy4.jpg


it's gordy!

[angel_luv]

I graduate in 17 hours! :elephant


Congrats, Ash. :)

[Trainwreck2100]

http://www.fileden.com/files/2007/3/13/883130/l_01047521db4229eeff37911c3ce47eb9.gif

[Richard Cranium]

hello

[sa_butta]

this thread sucks.Which would explain why you were in here.

[midgetonadonkey]

I bee stung my chin yesterday.

[sa_butta]

on purpose?

[midgetonadonkey]

I guess so. I don't think it was an accident. I guess I pissed it off.

[sa_butta]

I bee stung my chin yesterday.I thought you grabbed a bee and stung your chin.
you meant a bee stung your chin.

[sa_butta]

I kill those red wasps by my house all the time, I hate those fuckers.

[midgetonadonkey]

http://bbs.exet.nu/gif/src/1175770691128.gif

[Trainwreck2100]

I have it on good authority that midge tried to Tokyo Drift in a barbie car.

[sa_butta]

http://bbs.exet.nu/gif/src/1175770691128.gif:vomit:

[Squid]

My download of the movie Arthur is going way too slow. I want to see it now.

[sa_butta]

My download of the movie Arthur is going way too slow. I want to see it now.What are site are you using for your movies?

[Squid]

i download my torrents from demoinoid.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

i want to ink all over ashbeeigh in celebration of her commencement

[Squid]

So I got 3 tentacles rammed inside a chicks cunt the other day...

[Squid]

Emeril is about to take it up another notch. I'm psyched.

[Squid]

Bam!!

[Cant_Be_Faded]

have you tried emerils chicken/pork/mozeralla/sun dried tomato sausages? Best things i've grilled all year.

[Squid]

How many notches did you kick it up while grilling them?

[ashbeeigh]

i want to ink all over ashbeeigh in celebration of her commencement

What the hell?

[Cant_Be_Faded]

she needs a good inking or tentacle
or somethin

[midgetonadonkey]

Karate Kid is on.

[midgetonadonkey]

Also, I just saw a commercial for Like Mike 2.

[midgetonadonkey]

I can't believe they made a sequel to that crappy movie.

[midgetonadonkey]

Some people have said I was the Mexican Wayne Brady.

[midgetonadonkey]

I somewhat agree with that statement.

[ashbeeigh]

I just made some amazing bisquick pancakes. :tu Summer is great. Until it ends on the 26th.

[Silver21_Black20]

I hate summer.

I hate the sun.

I hate the heat.

I hate to sweat.

Blah!!!

[batman2883]

I hate summer.

I am a whore

I am a slut.

I am a douchebag.

Blah!!!

[batman2883]

Some people have said I like to eat testicles, and i do, they are yummy.

[angel_luv]

Ash- how was your graduation? :)

[batman2883]

sb is turning into a bigger slut than cherry ever was

[batman2883]

Ash- how was your graduation? :)
don't talk to her kind luvie we are above that level

[batman2883]

im unofficially officially official

[batman2883]

hippity dippity do!!!!

[Silver21_Black20]

sb is turning into a bigger slut than cherry ever was

Cripple!

[angel_luv]

don't talk to her kind luvie we are above that level


I am not bound to the rules of the Quattro as I answer to a Higher Authority.

All the same, how are you Bat? Feeling all better? :)

[batman2883]

Cripple!
you use to love me :(

[batman2883]

I am not bound to the rules of the Quattro as I answer to a Higher Authority.

All the same, how are you Bat? Feeling all better? :)
those arent quattro rules and nothing is higher than i am that which you do not speak of, i am he who walks behind the shadow of the rows........


and im doing better im still in walking level cant run yet dang it!!!

[angel_luv]

those arent quattro rules and nothing is higher than i am that which you do not speak of, i am he who walks behind the shadow of the rows........


and im doing better im still in walking level cant run yet dang it!!!


Still delirious I see. :)

[batman2883]

Still delirious I see. :)
luvie why dont you just admit how much you've always loved me...and always will

[batman2883]

sb is midget's slut now just cause i havent been on in a while...gosh we had such a good thing going

[batman2883]

but my love and my heart will always belong to spurfect she is the one

[batman2883]

so have you heard that song that goes...hey bay bay

[batman2883]

spurfect where for art thou spurfect

[angel_luv]

luvie why dont you just admit how much you've always loved Rasho...and always will


Isn't it obvious? :)


And as for you Bat. Quit being mean to Sandra.

[batman2883]

sandra is a slut

[batman2883]

and i know you love me luvie ive always known

[batman2883]

http://s51.photobucket.com/albums/f373/BATMAN2883/th_DSC00747.jpg this was my birthday cake last year my birthday is actually on memorial day this year the 28th i wonder what kind of cake ill get this time

[angel_luv]

and i know you love me luvie ive always known

I said I love Rasho.

And as for you, I'm not even liking your right now. :(

I know Sandra is way cooler than you but that is no reason to hate on her.

[Silver21_Black20]

sandra is a slut

I am no slut, Attention Whore!

[batman2883]

I said I love Rasho.

And as for you, I'm not even liking your right now. :(

I know Sandra is way cooler than you but that is no reason to hate on her.
what did i ever do to you Vero??!?!?

sandra only dreams of being cooler than me and you know that ma'am!!!! im the coolest hippest jive turkey in the world!!!

[batman2883]

I am no slut, Attention Whore!
your mothers an attention whore you slut!

[batman2883]

I am a slut, and I love the double stuff

[batman2883]

im sorry sandra is not a slut :( im sorry sandra im sorry

[ashbeeigh]

Ash- how was your graduation? :)

It was good. It was a beautiful night. I didn't fall, which was a plus and a few of my friends from high school came too.


don't talk to her kind luvie we are above that level

You want to know how graduation was too. When you can't walk, that's about as much fun as you can handle....an ashbeeigh family graduation party.

[batman2883]

i can walk puta

[Silver21_Black20]

sandra only dreams of being cooler than me and you know that ma'am!!!! im the coolest hippest jive turkey in the world!!!

:lmao I've never considered you cool. You've always been an unoriginal attention whore who looks like every other Mexican who goes to clubs.

[ashbeeigh]

I just heard the energy bills are going to go up $4. Now that will make summer suck.

[ashbeeigh]

i can walk puta

Like a cripple.

[batman2883]

:lmao I've never considered you cool. You've always been an unoriginal attention whore who looks like every other Mexican who goes to clubs.
oh sandra tell yourself what you must..........

[batman2883]

Like a cripple.
nope i walk perfectly fine

[batman2883]

:lmao I've never considered you cool. You've always been an unoriginal attention whore who looks like every other Mexican who goes to clubs.
geez i said i was sorry dang what more do you want from me sandra d

[angel_luv]

what did i ever do to you Vero??!?!?

sandra only dreams of being cooler than me and you know that ma'am!!!! im the coolest hippest jive turkey in the world!!!


I know nothing of the sort.

[Silver21_Black20]

oh sandra tell yourself what you must..........

:)

You still going to try and play softball?

[batman2883]

:)

You still going to try and play softball?


im gonna play once my 6 months of rehab is up!!!

[angel_luv]

im gonna play once my 6 months of rehab is up!!!


Whatcha in for? :lol

[ashbeeigh]

nope i walk perfectly fine

Alright. If you walk fine then I'm fucked with my batman jokes. :madrun

I can call you old though, since your birthday is coming up (just kidding, since mine is a day before yours)

[batman2883]

Whatcha in for? :lol
BROWN

[batman2883]

Alright. If you walk fine then I'm fucked with my batman jokes. :madrun

I can call you old though, since your birthday is coming up (just kidding, since mine is a day before yours)
IM A ONLY BE 24

[angel_luv]

IM A ONLY BE 24


Seriously? You're younger than me???

[ashbeeigh]

IM A ONLY BE 24

It's younger then me!

[batman2883]

Yeah Seriously Look At My Profile Yo!!! 1983

[angel_luv]

Yeah Seriously Look At My Profile Yo!!! 1983


Well now that I know you are a kid, I will make more allowances for your antics. :)

[batman2883]

Well now that I know you are a kid, I will make more allowances for your antics. :)
I AM NO KID LUVIE

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v320/larrimo/Cat/koalabw1.jpg

[angel_luv]

I AM NO KID LUVIE


Just a man in love with the "Caps" button. :)

[ashbeeigh]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v320/larrimo/Cat/koalabw1.jpg


geez. I bet that would hurt like a mofo.

[midgetonadonkey]

IM A ONLY BE 24

Damn I can't believe it's been 24 years since I fucked your mom.

[midgetonadonkey]

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/BreakdancerAxeKick.gif

[batman2883]

midge loves men

[Cant_Be_Faded]

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/BreakdancerAxeKick.gif



Leave it to the midge to make a post that makes me laugh every 2.5 seconds i stare at it :smokin



LOLOLOLOL where did you find it
is it real

LOLOLOLOLOL x 55^56

[ObiwanGinobili]

Damn I can't believe it's been 24 years since I fucked your mom.


you're fucking awesome.

[ObiwanGinobili]

but without me you're just aweso.

[ObiwanGinobili]

this movie Capote is dragging on and on.

[ObiwanGinobili]

<----- random drive by serial poster.

[dallaskd]

these threads are stupid and pointless.

[ObiwanGinobili]

well then don't let the screen hit your ass on the way out :)

[sa_butta]

these threads are stupid and pointless.Kind of like your post.

[ashbeeigh]

mmm. My play-off avatar. I like it.

[Melmart1]

mmm. My play-off avatar. I like it.
spurs are going to lose for sure with that shit. Gotdamn, take it off before I have to bleach my eyes.

[dallaskd]

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/BreakdancerAxeKick.gif

holy shit. :lol

[ashbeeigh]

spurs are going to lose for sure with that shit. Gotdamn, take it off before I have to bleach my eyes.

You don't scare me mel.

[Melmart1]

Your avatar is what should scare you.

[dallaskd]

oh shit.

[dallaskd]

girls got game

[Richard Cranium]

hello

[Richard Cranium]

later

[midgetonadonkey]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v300/Emoney23/l_2ca7b3ca365bc5718f64ccfc802c4868.gif

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v300/Emoney23/l_2ca7b3ca365bc5718f64ccfc802c4868.gif

Does this mean that Jesus represents the Suns and Odorous represents the Spurs?

:lmao

[Jekka]

You know, it's a little trashy to set up a tailgate party to gawk at a girl tanning by the pool. The assholes that were gaping at my sister are going to hell.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

When the meat is nubile there are no rules.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v300/Emoney23/l_2ca7b3ca365bc5718f64ccfc802c4868.gif



midge can i please sig this?

god damn where do you find such gold?!

[midgetonadonkey]

I posted it because I knew you would dig it. Do what you wish with it.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

sigs are turned off, damn




which movie is that from??

[Melmart1]

You know, it's a little trashy to set up a tailgate party to gawk at a girl tanning by the pool. The assholes that were gaping at my sister are going to hell.
trashy AND desperate! Get an escort!

btw, my favorite fashionista... did you read about the Dior show? Those shoes were gorgeous but wtf was Galliano smoking, thinking any mere mortal would be able to walk in stilettos with marbles glued to the bottom?

[Trainwreck2100]

girls that tan in public are fair game, unless they are minors

[Cant_Be_Faded]

Yeah guys are only human how can you expect them not to look at a chick sunbathing

[Trainwreck2100]

its really her fault, guys can't be punished for being guys

[Cant_Be_Faded]

I dont wanna sound like a queer or nothin, but Slymenstra Hymen is hot.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

She looks like the type of chick that would leave a dead rat next to your pillow when you woke up the next morning, uh-huh-huh-hhuh-hhuh

[midgetonadonkey]

sigs are turned off, damn




which movie is that from??

Meat Sandwich Video

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PjXOpQxL5f0

[Cant_Be_Faded]

Man flattus maximus used to look fucking uber with dreads like that, i dont like his new costume.

alllllllll we are saaaaayinnnnnnnggg

is BRING BACK THAAA BOMMMMMMMB

[midgetonadonkey]

They will be in Dallas on July 6th.

[NorCal510]

midget is a faggot bitch homo w/ no life that spends his life in the quattro thread

what a homo

[midgetonadonkey]

Yeah. He's a fag.

[Jekka]

trashy AND desperate! Get an escort!

btw, my favorite fashionista... did you read about the Dior show? Those shoes were gorgeous but wtf was Galliano smoking, thinking any mere mortal would be able to walk in stilettos with marbles glued to the bottom?
Yeah, it's bad enough when it's any other girl, but when it's my sister it's 1000x worse.

I can't even imagine wearing stilettos with marbles on the bottom - it's only been the last 3 or 4 years I've gotten really comfortable in 4" heels without destabilizing features. Galliano's kind of crazy that way, he would put marbles on shoes. On another fashion note, Sandra Bullock's gown at the Fashion Institute Gala rocked.

[LaMarcus Bryant]

They will be in Dallas on July 6th.


I already got tickets :smokin

Sounds of the Underground will kick off the only 4 day stretch vacation i have all summer. I will be working round the clock 7 days a week all fuckin summer besides that weekend :pctoss

I actually scheduled my mini break around SOTU lol

[LaMarcus Bryant]

I just ran 4 miles, but i cheated twice to walk. Lame :pctoss

[LaMarcus Bryant]

:pctoss

[Cant_Be_Faded]

Shut up, bitch

[Melmart1]

Yeah, it's bad enough when it's any other girl, but when it's my sister it's 1000x worse.

I can't even imagine wearing stilettos with marbles on the bottom - it's only been the last 3 or 4 years I've gotten really comfortable in 4" heels without destabilizing features. Galliano's kind of crazy that way, he would put marbles on shoes. On another fashion note, Sandra Bullock's gown at the Fashion Institute Gala rocked.
So did Jennifer Lopez's and I don't even like her. I laughed at Jessicans Simpson, she looked slutty and monochromatic all at once. Well done!

[ShoogarBear]

You know, it's a little trashy to set up a tailgate party to gawk at a girl tanning by the pool. The assholes that were gaping at my sister are going to hell.Gaping assholes? Ew.

Oh, and TTIWWP.

[ShoogarBear]

Oh, and TTIWWP.Not of the assholes.

[ashbeeigh]

They will be in Dallas on July 6th.

I'll be in Dallas May 25th.



Shut the fuck up, Ashbeeigh.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

Will you be attending a Gwar concert and subsequently doused in smegma and blood?

[ashbeeigh]

Will you be attending a Gwar concert and subsequently doused in smegma and blood?

I wish. I'll be praising Jesus from the 25th to August 10th at SMU and Elmwood UMC.

[Jekka]

So did Jennifer Lopez's and I don't even like her. I laughed at Jessicans Simpson, she looked slutty and monochromatic all at once. Well done!
Lopez managed to do classic Hollywood right, she really did look pretty good. Lucy Liu's dress was totally over-the-top, but as more of an artistic piece the dress was gorgeous.

Cate Blanchett on the other hand looked horrible. I can't find small pictures anywhere, but ... link (http://egotastic.com/entertainment/media-files/pictures/award-shows/2007-fashion-institute-gala-mega-picture-post-002439#more)

[Cant_Be_Faded]

What? You're going to bible studies at an overpriced private college?

[Cant_Be_Faded]

I had no idea Jekka was such a fashion guru.

[ashbeeigh]

What? You're going to bible studies at an overpriced private college?

:lmao no. I have a "paid internship" (remember that get the stick out of your ass thread?) coordinating summer day camps at Dallas area churches with something like 100 college and just out of college students. We're staying on campus.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

You're such an overacheiver

[ashbeeigh]

You're such an overacheiver

Oh okay. If that's what you call it.

[Melmart1]

Lopez managed to do classic Hollywood right, she really did look pretty good. Lucy Liu's dress was totally over-the-top, but as more of an artistic piece the dress was gorgeous.

Cate Blanchett on the other hand looked horrible. I can't find small pictures anywhere, but ... link (http://egotastic.com/entertainment/media-files/pictures/award-shows/2007-fashion-institute-gala-mega-picture-post-002439#more)
Yeah, I saw them last week and had to do a blog post about them for a client. It wasn't easy, keeping your captions on pictures to under 300 words total when there were so many dresses I wanted to talk about. One day, I would love to go to the CIG, that would rock.

[Melmart1]

I had no idea Jekka was such a fashion guru.
Jekka knows her shit. I would go and start a fashion thread, but something tells me her and I might be the only ones in it. Hmmm...

[Trainwreck2100]

:lmao no. I have a "paid internship" (remember that get the stick out of your ass thread?) coordinating summer day camps at Dallas area churches with something like 100 college and just out of college students. We're staying on campus.


Wait a minute there's 100 college students staying on an almost empty campus who have had a moral upbringing? There is some crazy sex going on over there.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Wait a minute there's 100 college students staying on an almost empty campus who have had a moral upbringing? There is some crazy sex going on over there.

Sounds like you should take a roadtrip.

[Trainwreck2100]

http://sexypenguins.com//files/178/sm_youthaids_658.jpg

[midgetonadonkey]

haha

AIDS

[midgetonadonkey]

I'm going to eat tuna for lunch again.

[ashbeeigh]

Wait a minute there's 100 college students staying on an almost empty campus who have had a moral upbringing? There is some crazy sex going on over there.

Not if they want to get paid. And I'm pretty sure there are people there doing summer school and on going research throughout the summer. It's a large school.

[Silver21_Black20]

Boring!

[ashbeeigh]

I'm going to wear black while I sit on my couch watching the Spurs game tonight, drinking my left over rum.

[Silver21_Black20]

Boring!!

[ashbeeigh]

Boring!!

You're boring too!

[midgetonadonkey]

Don't talk to my woman like that unless you want to get shanked.

[ashbeeigh]

Don't talk to my woman like that unless you want to get shanked.

At least she doesn't work at a library.























I still think you're cool, though.

[Silver21_Black20]

You're boring too!

So ... you are admitting you are boring?

[ObiwanGinobili]

i just bitched at ashweak outside the quattro.... I wonder if all the newbies up there will defend her.

:lol

[Silver21_Black20]

In what thread?

[ObiwanGinobili]

the At&T blackout thread.

[ObiwanGinobili]

I swear to god she couldn;t have made that post herself... it made too much sense.

[ashbeeigh]

I swear to god she couldn;t have made that post herself... it made too much sense.

There are just certain things that pertain to the spurs that piss me off. That was one of them. Most of the time things that I want to say get said before I get there. That hadn't been said.

[ashbeeigh]

So ... you are admitting you are boring?

You have to be pretty boring to have as many posts are we do on a message board.

[Silver21_Black20]

Not necessarily, I think each one of my posts have been witty and/or insightful. :dramaquee

[ashbeeigh]

Not necessarily, I think each one of my posts have been witty and/or insightful. :dramaquee

:D I don't really think either one of us are boring, honestly.

[Silver21_Black20]

:D I don't really think either one of us are boring, honestly.

Don't ever put me in the same category as you.

[Richard Cranium]

:sleep

[Melmart1]

I filed a story about the Rome Gladiators of the World Basketball Association for one of my clients... and the US Department of Justice emailed me to assist in a criminal investigation on one of their players :lmao

Hey, I am just the messenger, peeps!

[NorCal510]

this thread sucks dick

the posters that keep this piece of shit alive are homos!

[Jekka]

Jekka knows her shit. I would go and start a fashion thread, but something tells me her and I might be the only ones in it. Hmmm...
Shelly might come if we include making fun of celebrities. She's my Pink Is the New Blog buddy. And, what with the new trend in high-waisted jeans (gross), there is plenty celebrity fashion bitching to go 'round.

[midgetonadonkey]

i wear high waisted pants. My role model is Jerod Leto.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I filed a story about the Rome Gladiators of the World Basketball Association for one of my clients... and the US Department of Justice emailed me to assist in a criminal investigation on one of their players :lmao

Hey, I am just the messenger, peeps!

And that is why I wonder about getting into freelancing. :lol

[Melmart1]

Shelly might come if we include making fun of celebrities. She's my Pink Is the New Blog buddy. And, what with the new trend in high-waisted jeans (gross), there is plenty celebrity fashion bitching to go 'round.
:lmao

I have done two blog posts on that as well. I make fun of celebs a lot, it's fun :) OK, so maybe we should start this thread. Maybe we can put like good sales in there too, if there are any.

[Melmart1]

And that is why I wonder about getting into freelancing. :lol
Come to the darkside. You know you want to. :devil

[jman3000]

lol @ ashbeeigh and sandra thinking they are interesting.

ghey.

[jman3000]

i live out in la vernia now... fuck it's a bitch drive.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

lame.

[ashbeeigh]

i live out in la vernia now... fuck it's a bitch drive.

God be with you.

[Melmart1]

You moved to LaVernia? On purpose?

[Shaolin-Style]

Anyone who thinks they're boring needs to meet me. I've been around ST since 2003 and only 2 or 3 people know me. I'm almost scared to post in this thread because of the jellyfish in it. Bingo chips and fuzzy dice.

[Silver21_Black20]

OMG!!!

I'm at my desk at work and my boss had a roach in his hand and he wanted to scare me by dropping it on my desk but when he dropped it, I moved my hand and it landed on my fucking hand. :madrun

[midgetonadonkey]

:lmao

[midgetonadonkey]

So I take it you don't like touching dead roaches.

[Silver21_Black20]

The roach wasn't dead.

[midgetonadonkey]

hahahaha That makes it even funnier.

[Silver21_Black20]

I made my boss clean my desk with antibacterial spray.

[Boris]

I could use a roach right about now.

[ShoogarBear]

OMG!!!

I'm at my desk at work and my boss had a roach in his hand and he wanted to scare me by dropping it on my desk but when he dropped it, I moved my hand and it landed on my fucking hand. :madrunToo bad he didn't put it down your back.

[ShoogarBear]

Anyone who thinks they're boring needs to meet me. I've been around ST since 2003 and only 2 or 3 people know me. I'm almost scared to post in this thread because of the jellyfish in it. Bingo chips and fuzzy dice.zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz . . . sorry, you were saying?

Actually, I remember you from when we used to have the game chats.

[Jekka]

:lmao

I have done two blog posts on that as well. I make fun of celebs a lot, it's fun :) OK, so maybe we should start this thread. Maybe we can put like good sales in there too, if there are any.
Definitely - I'd like a heads up on free gift time at the makeup counters :nerd

I'll let you come up with a creative title - I've been at home with my mom for three days and my brain is fried.

[Melmart1]

creative? you want me to be creative? aw, hell...

[Shaolin-Style]

Yeah, those chats were awesome. Damn game blog came around and ruined everything!

[NorCal510]

bitches

[NorCal510]

hos