Free Quattro Razor (5)

[peewee's lovechild]

I never said that I'd ONLY do those things with Jason Statham.

Just said that if I happen to run into him one day, it's on.

I will take his life to ensure this never happens.

I'm going on a jealous rant here.

[peewee's lovechild]

All my family wanted to do was live in Benavides Texas and live on their ranch. They were forced to be American and then forced to pay taxes and other bullshit that came with it.

Wasn't your family the one with the reputation of thievery and whoring?

[ShoogarBear]

Johnny Cash is the only country singer who I would even consider seeing in concert.

[CuckingFunt]

I will take his life to ensure this never happens.

I'm going on a jealous rant here.The murder of Jason Statham would make me, and my right hand, very unhappy.

[peewee's lovechild]

The murder of Jason Statham would make me, and my right hand, very unhappy.

Thank god I still have your left hand.

[CuckingFunt]

I can't help but wonder who is the bottom when midge and peewee have gay sex in the periodicals room at the library...

[peewee's lovechild]

I can't help but wonder who is the bottom when midge and peewee have gay sex in the periodicals room at the library...

Hint: I'm a giver, not a taker.

[CuckingFunt]

Hint: I'm a giver, not a taker.Interesting.

Do you two ever switch? Like, maybe, once a month?

[midgetonadonkey]

Hint: I'm a giver, not a taker.

That puto lies. He is a power bottom. He loves is.

[peewee's lovechild]

Interesting.

Do you two ever switch? Like, maybe, once a month?

I like consitency.

Midge fears change.

[peewee's lovechild]

That puto lies. He is a power bottom. He loves is.

Midge gets angry when he feels exploited.

[CuckingFunt]

I heard peewee can't get it up anymore without the smell of dusty magazines.

Fucking librarians.

[peewee's lovechild]

I heard peewee can't get it up anymore without the smell of dusty magazines.

Fucking librarians.

That's it . . . I'm cutting you off.

You will have PeeWee withdrawls.

You will suffer.

Seek the help of god.

[CuckingFunt]

That's it . . . I'm cutting you off.

You will have PeeWee withdrawls.

You will suffer.

Seek the help of god.So, then, all the time and energy I put into locating perfume that smells of dusty magazines was for naught?

Prick.

[ORION]

holy crap ! Those dudes from American Choppers is going to be in new braunfels tomorrow at the airport from 10am to 2pm. I'm there !

[midgetonadonkey]

http://imgred.com/http://journalpics.net/images/scrapergifs2/4Chan20070728160723.gif

[midgetonadonkey]

Wacky Asians.

[Silver21_Black20]

Oh.My.Gawd!

That is disturbing.

[ORION]

thats called a "salty suprise"

[ORION]

Oh.My.Gawd!

That is disturbing.
I guess midge won't be getting anything like that any time soon

[Silver21_Black20]

Yup. Pee Wee and I went and double checked. They had bottoms on. Not even a thong or anything. Full bottoms. It sucked.

Did you guys go in the Cruiser? I bet the naked chicks thought you guys were "together" Hahahaha

[midgetonadonkey]

That's not funny at all. But yeah I'm sure we looked like a couple of fat queers in a PT Cruiser.

[ORION]

what color was the PT cruiser

[Silver21_Black20]

what color was the PT cruiser

White. Like the sticky substance left on peewee after midge gets a hold of him.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 4 (3 members and 1 guests)
Condemned 2 HelLA, Silver21_Black20, 1Billups1

What is it that you want?!?!?!

[midgetonadonkey]

White. Like the sticky substance left on peewee after midge gets a hold of him.

That was just uncalled for.

[Silver21_Black20]

That was just uncalled for.

:lol I made you the receiver.

[peewee's lovechild]

That's not funny at all. But yeah I'm sure we looked like a couple of fat queers in a PT Cruiser.

More like two Mexicans on break from their construction jobs.

[ORION]

wouldn't it be crazy if farts had a color also.

[Silver21_Black20]

wouldn't it be crazy if farts had a color also.

They don't?

[midgetonadonkey]

My farts come out brown.

[peewee's lovechild]

White. Like the sticky substance left on peewee after midge gets a hold of him.

Midge's cunt cum can get pretty messy.

[peewee's lovechild]

I fart a faint red in color, don't know what that means.

[ORION]

My farts come out brown.
no those are called sharts ... thats something completely different

[ORION]

I fart a faint red in color, don't know what that means.
It means you eat too much chamoy

[ORION]

man oh man there are so many new boobs to look at its crazy here

[CuckingFunt]

White. Like the sticky substance left on peewee after midge gets a hold of him.:lmao

[ShoogarBear]

White. Like the sticky substance left on peewee after midge gets a hold of him.It's official. Midget has altered your DNA.

[midgetonadonkey]

It's official. Midget has altered your DNA.

She told me to call a girl that I talked to over the phone about our water bill a "stupid cunt". I was shocked.

[peewee's lovechild]

She told me to call a girl that I talked to over the phone about our water bill a "stupid cunt". I was shocked.

I like how SilBlack is comming out of her shell.

Pretty soon she'll wise up and dump your fat ass.

[ShoogarBear]

She told me to call a girl that I talked to over the phone about our water bill a "stupid cunt". I was shocked.Like young Kal-El, you are just becoming aware of your powers.

[ORION]

Like young Kal-El, you are just becoming aware of your powers.
Wait I'm the son of Jor-L

[CuckingFunt]

She told me to call a girl that I talked to over the phone about our water bill a "stupid cunt". I was shocked.And did you call her a "stupid cunt"?

[midgetonadonkey]

And did you call her a "stupid cunt"?

I had already hung up with her so unfortunately not.

[CuckingFunt]

I had already hung up with her so unfortunately not.That's very disappointing.

[ORION]

I had already hung up with her so unfortunately not.
why do you even need water anyway?

[midgetonadonkey]

That's very disappointing.

Indeed.

[peewee's lovechild]

why do you even need water anyway?

To survive.

[ORION]

To survive.
I would have said " keep your damn hippie water you tree hugger" "go rescue an owl you harp seal lover"

[NASpurs]

Further investigating the case of the missing bucket, I went to Sea World today. As you can see, the walrus still hasn't received it back. :depressed

http://img507.imageshack.us/img507/1686/picture160wy0.jpg

[midgetonadonkey]

Infomercials are extremely entertaining.

[jman3000]

i want to punch that walrus just to see what it feels like... looks like a fresh turd.

not saying that i'd also want to punch a fresh turd... but, ya know.

[jman3000]

also looks like it'd make a great bean bag. the guy on top looks like he's having the time of his life.

[ShoogarBear]

i want to punch that walrus just to see what it feels like... looks like a fresh turd.

also looks like it'd make a great bean bag. the guy on top looks like he's having the time of his life.Conclusion: jman wants to recline in a giant fresh turd.

[midgetonadonkey]

I wish I knew how I can get one of those free Quattro razors.

[ShoogarBear]

To use on your back hair?

[midgetonadonkey]

I have a Man Groomer (http://www.mangroomer.com/) for that.

[peewee's lovechild]

I have a Man Groomer (http://www.mangroomer.com/) for that.

Dude, you almost cut your dick off with the man groomer and now you want a Quattro Razor??

Fuck that, you'd probably slice your balls off.
Not that there's much to cut off in that area anyway.

[Das Texan]

this thread still lives?

[ashbeeigh]

I totally almost had a heart attack just now. I heard Grey Holiday on the radio. http://www.greyholiday.com


Everyone should listen to them.

[CuckingFunt]

I just bit the hell out of the inside of my cheek.

I can tell it's going to be the type that swells just enough for me to keep on inadvertently biting it over the next couple of days.

[CuckingFunt]

Maybe my avatar cursed me.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Maybe my avatar cursed me.

Probably.

I need an avatar to give me luck in tonight's late night poker game. I've had my ass handed to me the past two weeks and I'm not about to lose again.

[peewee's lovechild]

I just bit the hell out of the inside of my cheek.

I can tell it's going to be the type that swells just enough for me to keep on inadvertently biting it over the next couple of days.

I'd do alot more than that to your cheek.

[peewee's lovechild]

I went to Sam's Burger Joint and saw a band tonight.

The band was so fucking Emo that Emo Jesus would have creamed his pants upon seeing them.

It was pathetic and I felt like throwing a slow burning fuel on them and lighting them on fire.

I had nothing but pure evil thoughts as I saw them attempt to play music.

[Kori Ellis]

Probably.

I need an avatar to give me luck in tonight's late night poker game. I've had my ass handed to me the past two weeks and I'm not about to lose again.

Where are you playing poker these days? And thanks for inviting us :)

[peewee's lovechild]

I forgot that my brother in law bought an extra Parrot's Bay.

I'm enjoying it now.

I probably should stop but the little devil on my left shoulder says, "Fuck it. Just drink it all." The little angel on my left shoulder says, "Hurumph, ssschouldfff stopp[\ed but so good, so good." I think Mr. Angel is a little drungk.

I love it when right shoulder angel is drunk.

Right shoulder angel is funner when he's drunkg.

[peewee's lovechild]

Right shoulder angel looks like Perter Griffin.

[peewee's lovechild]

Come to think of ti, left shoulder angle looks like Peter Griffin too.

[peewee's lovechild]

Both those bastards are trying to con me out of my Parrot's Bay.

[peewee's lovechild]

Where's Jimny Cricket wheyn hyou need him.

[peewee's lovechild]

Alcohol helps clean your insides.

[peewee's lovechild]

Your kidneys will thank you.

[peewee's lovechild]

Your liver will bitch.

But, livers are whores.

[peewee's lovechild]

That's why they have worts.

[peewee's lovechild]

Liver worts are funny.

[peewee's lovechild]

The PeeWee has a massive hang over.

[ashbeeigh]

The PeeWee has a massive hang over.

Did you down all that alcohol you spoke of last night?

[peewee's lovechild]

Did you down all that alcohol you spoke of last night?

There is nothing left.

I feel my eyes wanting to pop out of thier sockets.

[ashbeeigh]

There is nothing left.

I feel my eyes wanting to pop out of thier sockets.

sometimes I wonder if that's the best feeling in the world or the worst feeling in the world. Then I realize its the worst.

[peewee's lovechild]

sometimes I wonder if that's the best feeling in the world or the worst feeling in the world. Then I realize its the worst.

I thought I had sex with a beautiful woman . . . only to wake up naked on a stained couch.

[peewee's lovechild]

Liqour is cruel mistress.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Where are you playing poker these days? And thanks for inviting us :)

:lol

It's a game with some guys from work that I was invited to last fall and we started picking it up again over the last month.

First few hands, I did really well. But then I had two pretty poor plays in three hands and it all went downhill from there. At least I wasn't first out this time, though.

The worst part about this game is it seems the only time we can get most of the people together is 1 a.m. on Sunday morning. I didn't leave until 3 a.m.

[ashbeeigh]

I thought I had sex with a beautiful woman . . . only to wake up naked on a stained couch.

:lmao Wow. And you drank all this by yourself?

[peewee's lovechild]

:lmao Wow. And you drank all this by yourself?

I thought Kori was drinking with me, but apparently that was just a figment of my imagination.

[ashbeeigh]

I thought Kori was drinking with me, but apparently that was just a figment of my imagination.

I bet she told you to reign in your vulgarity during this exchange as well.

[peewee's lovechild]

I bet she told you to reign in your vulgarity during this exchange as well.

She was all about vulgarity last night.
I did things to her that are illegal in most countries.

That was my first clue that it was all a little unreal.

[CuckingFunt]

I thought I had sex with a beautiful woman . . . only to wake up naked on a stained couch.At least you didn't wake up on an air bed.



I see no reason it should take ten fucking days to deliver a mattress/box spring. Those fuckers are probably just holding it in the warehouse and laughing at my back pain.

[ashbeeigh]

damn I'm hungry. I don't know what to eat for lunch.

[peewee's lovechild]

At least you didn't wake up on an air bed.



I see no reason it should take ten fucking days to deliver a mattress/box spring. Those fuckers are probably just holding it in the warehouse and laughing at my back pain.

They probably have in the warehouse for the sole purpose of having gay sex on it.

Make sure to sterilize it as soon as you get it.

[CuckingFunt]

They probably have in the warehouse for the sole purpose of having gay sex on it.

Make sure to sterilize it as soon as you get it.Those fucking bastards had better not be defiling my Beautyrest!!

[CuckingFunt]

No one is allowed to have gay sex on my mattress but me.

[CuckingFunt]

I finally ventured into the laundry room at my new apartment building a few minutes ago.

For the first time in over eight years, my laundry routine included placing quarters in a slot and praying that nothing would be missing when I go to check in 20 minutes. It's the first thing since the move that's made me miss my house.

[peewee's lovechild]

Those fucking bastards had better not be defiling my Beautyrest!!

I can pretty much assure that your Beautyrest has been fully defiled.

It will the the Babylon Whores of all beds by the time it gets to you.

[peewee's lovechild]

No one is allowed to have gay sex on my mattress but me.

This is very interesting.

Please, continue.

[peewee's lovechild]

I finally ventured into the laundry room at my new apartment building a few minutes ago.

For the first time in over eight years, my laundry routine included placing quarters in a slot and praying that nothing would be missing when I go to check in 20 minutes. It's the first thing since the move that's made me miss my house.

I have always hated that.
Plus, those places are always just so damn hot.

I like my washer and dryer.

[CuckingFunt]

I can pretty much assure that your Beautyrest has been fully defiled.

It will the the Babylon Whores of all beds by the time it gets to you.This saddens me.

[CuckingFunt]

I have always hated that.
Plus, those places are always just so damn hot.

I like my washer and dryer.There aren't any chairs in there, either, which bothers me.

While I wasn't particularly looking forward to hanging out in the hot laundry room and watching the washing machine, I don't know that I trust the new surroundings enough to feel comfortable leaving it unattended yet.

[peewee's lovechild]

This saddens me.

You still have your virgin air mattress.

[midgetonadonkey]

With all the goings on here lately, is the phrase cunt juice still acceptable?

[midgetonadonkey]

I don't want to live a world where we can't say cunt juice.

[CuckingFunt]

You still have your virgin air mattress.Not for long. The cat keeps eyeing it and sharpening her claws.

[CuckingFunt]

With all the goings on here lately, is the phrase cunt juice still acceptable?God, I hope so.

[peewee's lovechild]

There aren't any chairs in there, either, which bothers me.

While I wasn't particularly looking forward to hanging out in the hot laundry room and watching the washing machine, I don't know that I trust the new surroundings enough to feel comfortable leaving it unattended yet.

There's no way that I'd leave my stuff unattended.

I used to go with a 12 pack in a cooler and just hang out until it was all done.
Sure, people would look at me funny sometime, but I couldn't just sit there doing nothing.

[midgetonadonkey]

I want to create a recipe where 1/4 of a cup of cunt juice is required.

[peewee's lovechild]

I don't want to live a world where we can't say cunt juice.

I don't want to live in a world without cunt juice.

That stuff puts hair on your chest.

[midgetonadonkey]

It will read like this.

ingredients:
1/4 c. cunt juice

Directions:
Slowly pour in cunt juice while stirring. Add more to taste.

[CuckingFunt]

There's no way that I'd leave my stuff unattended.

I used to go with a 12 pack in a cooler and just hang out until it was all done.
Sure, people would look at me funny sometime, but I couldn't just sit there doing nothing.That's the thing -- nowhere to sit. I was ready to bring a book and hang out, but... I need a chair, at least.

Probably would have just hopped up on one of the machines, but went ahead and left since I can see the laundry room from my front window.

[midgetonadonkey]

I used to smoke joints in my old laundry room.

[peewee's lovechild]

I want to create a recipe where 1/4 of a cup of cunt juice is required.

2 cups of orange juice, 2 cups of grapefruit juice, 1/2 cup of lemon juice, 1 cup of Vodka, 1 cup of Cointreu, 1/2 cup of Framboise.

Mix all that with 1 1/2 cups of Tonic water and 1/4 cup of cunt juice and you have my world renowned Citrus Surprise.

[midgetonadonkey]

That sounds like a nice recipe. All we need is a cunt juicer and we are set.

[peewee's lovechild]

That's the thing -- nowhere to sit. I was ready to bring a book and hang out, but... I need a chair, at least.

Probably would have just hopped up on one of the machines, but went ahead and left since I can see the laundry room from my front window.

You weren't thinking of doing that for the benefit of the spin cycle, are you?

[midgetonadonkey]

I got a cunt juicer in my pants. /rimshot

[peewee's lovechild]

That sounds like a nice recipe. All we need is a cunt juicer and we are set.

I wonder if we can get any volunteers here.

[peewee's lovechild]

I got a cunt juicer in my pants. /rimshot

I don't think your oversized clit is an effective juicer of anything.

[CuckingFunt]

You weren't thinking of doing that for the benefit of the spin cycle, are you?Heavens no!

The windows don't close all the way.

[CuckingFunt]

I got a cunt juicer in my pants. /rimshotThere's a toy called a juicer.

It's made of glass.

I've never tried it, though.

[midgetonadonkey]

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/DSC00412.jpg

This picture still cracks me up.

[peewee's lovechild]

There's a toy called a juicer.

It's made of glass.

I've never tried it, though.

Note to self:

Buy sex toy called "Juicer" and travel westward towards Northern California.

[midgetonadonkey]

Olde School Midge hath returned!

[peewee's lovechild]

I just read a thread where the gay boy known as Norcal called CF a dyke.

I guess that means that it's okay to use "cunt juice" all over the Club again.

I feel liberated.

[peewee's lovechild]

Olde School Midge hath returned!

I don't want to think about alcohol right now.

[midgetonadonkey]

You must be really hungover. Shit, you were drunk when we met you at bar.

[CuckingFunt]

Peewee drank WAY too much last night.

[peewee's lovechild]

You must be really hungover. Shit, you were drunk when we met you at bar.

I just drank waaaaaaay too much last night.

I wanted to stop, but the imaginary Kori kept getting me to drink. She was like Mr. Brownstone.

[midgetonadonkey]

I know it. I caught him in the back of the bar fondling an overweight anglo man. It was disturbing.

[peewee's lovechild]

Peewee drank WAY too much last night.

Yea, I did.

And, I'm still kinda recovering from it right now.

[peewee's lovechild]

I know it. I caught him in the back of the bar fondling an overweight anglo man. It was disturbing.

He had long hair and the only thing running through my mind was "Holy Jesus in an Orgy . . . My first true Red-head!!!!"

I was disappointed to say the least.

[CuckingFunt]

He had long hair and the only thing running through my mind was "Holy Jesus in an Orgy . . . My first true Red-head!!!!"

I was disappointed to say the least.Was he a squirter, at least?

[peewee's lovechild]

Was he a squirter, at least?

There are some things that I just don't speak of.

I feel . . . unclean.

[CuckingFunt]

There are some things that I just don't speak of.

I feel . . . unclean.I'll take that as a "yes."

[peewee's lovechild]

I'll take that as a "yes."

I plead the 5th on the grounds of self incrimination.

[Melmart1]

Doing laundry with quarters sucks, I am glad we have a washing machine here in the house.

The last apt building I lived in, the laundry room caught on fire. So I had to go a a laundrymat where the old man who ran the place was always hitting on me.

[CuckingFunt]

Doing laundry with quarters sucks, I am glad we have a washing machine here in the house.

The last apt building I lived in, the laundry room caught on fire. So I had to go a a laundrymat where the old man who ran the place was always hitting on me.It really wasn't THAT bad. Hopefully it will always be empty when I want to do laundry, but I doubt that will be the case before too long.

It sucks not to be able to wash just one pair of jeans at 3:00 AM if I so choose. Now I've got to plan for it.

[ashbeeigh]

man y'all. I can seriously not wait for High School Musical to come out next week. I've got it counting down and everything.










































































:lmao j/k ....kind of.

[CuckingFunt]

Fuck you for saying "High School Musical" in The Quattro.

I realize it's not the thread it once was, but some things are still sacred.

[ashbeeigh]

Fuck you for saying "High School Musical" in The Quattro.

I realize it's not the thread it once was, but some things are still sacred.

I knew it would piss someone off. That's why I said it.

[ATRAIN]

After a week off from work and from ST, I see I havent missed much.....SCREW YOU PEE WEE :)..........awww that felt good!! How is everyone today? Im hungover, anyone know any thing that will help me out?

[ashbeeigh]

dum dum dum. Where the hell has everyone gone?

[ATRAIN]

pee wee got scared that im back and ran away

[peewee's lovechild]

pee wee got scared that im back and ran away

Dude, I've been dealing with hangovers since before you went to grade school.

By the way, the PeeWee fears nothing.

[CuckingFunt]

I can't tell if I'm actually getting a cold, or if I just want an excuse to have soup for lunch.

[ashbeeigh]

Damn. I had the worst cold while I was at camp. I had 12 and 13 year olds asking me if I was going to die. I was like "No, fresh air just makes me sick...now go drown in the lake you little hoodlums."

[ORION]

man I have a piece of slice fruit thats been dried and it looks like a vagina

[peewee's lovechild]

man I have a piece of slice fruit thats been dried and it looks like a vagina

Interesting.

What will you be doing with said dried fruit?

[peewee's lovechild]

Damn. I had the worst cold while I was at camp. I had 12 and 13 year olds asking me if I was going to die. I was like "No, fresh air just makes me sick...now go drown in the lake you little hoodlums."

Do they ever hit on you?

[CuckingFunt]

man I have a piece of slice fruit thats been dried and it looks like a vaginaWhat kind of fruit is it? Vagina fruit?

[peewee's lovechild]

What kind of fruit is it? Vagina fruit?

I'm deeply interested.

[timvp]

How come people say I give it a thumbs up rather than I give it a thumb up? Shouldn't it be I give it thumbs up or I give it a thumb up?

http://www.bo.net.ua/forum/style_emoticons/default/hmm.gif

[CuckingFunt]

How come people say I give it a thumbs up rather than I give it a thumb up? Shouldn't it be I give it thumbs up or I give it a thumb up?

http://www.bo.net.ua/forum/style_emoticons/default/hmm.gifThis is a fantastic question, but I don't have the answer. On the rare occasion that I use the phrase, I always say "thumbs up" but don't preface it with "a".

[ATRAIN]

Dude, I've been dealing with hangovers since before you went to grade school.

By the way, the PeeWee fears nothing.


hahah dude your not that much older than me and dont give me the whole I grew up by mexico crap cause you know where im from. You fear me Peewee dont lie!!

[peewee's lovechild]

hahah dude your not that much older than me and dont give me the whole I grew up by mexico crap cause you know where im from. You fear me Peewee dont lie!!

I know where you're from and that's why I say it.

I was literally born on the border. I was born in a house just two minutes away from the Gateway Bridge.

Like I said, I fear nothing.

[timvp]

This is a fantastic question, but I don't have the answer. On the rare occasion that I use the phrase, I always say "thumbs up" but don't preface it with "a".

It apparently is rather rampant, even in the print media (http://news.google.com/news?q=%22a+thumbs+up%22&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a&um=1&sa=N&tab=wn). "A thumbs up" needs to be looked at.

[timvp]

Wait, perhaps it originated as "a thumb's up" as in an up that is property of a thumb. And that morphed into "a thumbs up" because we are lazy as humans.

Or perhaps that is ebonics and we can blame black people.

[CuckingFunt]

I apparently is rather rampant, even in the print media (http://news.google.com/news?q=%22a+thumbs+up%22&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a&um=1&sa=N&tab=wn). "A thumbs up" needs to be looked at.Society's downfall will be carried on a thumbs.

[timvp]

My moms hurt her thumbs, yo.

[CuckingFunt]

Wait, perhaps it originated as "a thumb's up" as in an up that is property of a thumb. And that morphed into "a thumbs up" because we are lazy as humans.

Or perhaps that is ebonics and we can blame black people.No. We can blame fucking Roger Ebert for the whole thing.

[ORION]

What kind of fruit is it? Vagina fruit?

http://img406.imageshack.us/img406/995/fruitgl8.th.jpg

[CuckingFunt]

http://img406.imageshack.us/img406/995/fruitgl8.th.jpg:dizzy

Georgia O'Keeffe would be proud.

[ATRAIN]

I know where you're from and that's why I say it.

I was literally born on the border. I was born in a house just two minutes away from the Gateway Bridge.

Like I said, I fear nothing.


you fear never getting laid again!!! Damn you were close hahaha, is that bridge still open?

[ATRAIN]

http://img406.imageshack.us/img406/995/fruitgl8.th.jpg


lol I wonder what it would taste like?

[CuckingFunt]

Is it a peach?

[peewee's lovechild]

http://img406.imageshack.us/img406/995/fruitgl8.th.jpg

I'm suprisingly aroused by this.

[ORION]

lol I wonder what it would taste like?
trout flavored

[ATRAIN]

I'm suprisingly aroused by this.

we know hahaha

[CuckingFunt]

I'm suprisingly aroused by this.That's really not very surprising.

[peewee's lovechild]

you fear never getting laid again!!! Damn you were close hahaha, is that bridge still open?

Yes I do fear that.
So, you got me there.

Yea, the bridge is still open.
It's the main bridge in Brownsville.

[peewee's lovechild]

That's really not very surprising.

I have a thing for vaginas and vaginaesque objects.

[CuckingFunt]

I have a thing for vaginas and vaginaesque objects.So I've noticed.

[ATRAIN]

Yes I do fear that.
So, you got me there.

Yea, the bridge is still open.
It's the main bridge in Brownsville.


shows you how long its been since ive been across to Mat. HAHAH I knew I would get you with that one. Hey im going to be in SA for a wedding this friday-sunday. You up for some drinking so I can complain about hangovers next monday?

[ashbeeigh]

Seriously peewee could be turned on by a picture of me without makeup on.

[midgetonadonkey]

Isn't that a picture of you with no make up on?

[peewee's lovechild]

shows you how long its been since ive been across to Mat. HAHAH I knew I would get you with that one. Hey im going to be in SA for a wedding this friday-sunday. You up for some drinking so I can complain about hangovers next monday?

Sounds like a plan.
I've got family visiting, but if they're gone . . . we'll go get shit faced!!

[peewee's lovechild]

Seriously peewee could be turned on by a picture of me without makeup on.

I'm already turned on by you.

[ashbeeigh]

Isn't that a picture of you with no make up on?

ha. funny shit midge. No. I'd be more "pink" if I didn't have make-up on.

[CuckingFunt]

I'm already turned on by you.This hurts my heart.

[ORION]

Is it a peach?
I think so. I was looking for food and went to my co-workers desk and she had a bag of dried fruit and when I looked in the bag I saw that and was like "whoa I need to keep this and take a picture" Instead of a "dick in a box" its a "vagina in a bag"

[Mister Sinister]

I think so. I was looking for food and went to my co-workers desk and she had a bag of dried fruit and when I looked in the bag I saw that and was like "whoa I need to keep this and take a picture" Instead of a "dick in a box" its a "vagina in a bag"
Cocks in a box, and a vag in a bag, eh?

[ashbeeigh]

This hurts my heart.

You should see his PMs.

[ATRAIN]

Sounds like a plan.
I've got family visiting, but if they're gone . . . we'll go get shit faced!!


i'll be staying downtown so yeah especially if the wedding sucks im outa there.

[ashbeeigh]

But I'll be quiet now.

[CuckingFunt]

I think so. I was looking for food and went to my co-workers desk and she had a bag of dried fruit and when I looked in the bag I saw that and was like "whoa I need to keep this and take a picture" Instead of a "dick in a box" its a "vagina in a bag"You should start collecting all dried fruits that resemble genitalia and then go on The Tonight Show like the little old lady with celebrity potato chips.

[ATRAIN]

But I'll be quiet now.


you cant start something and not tell.........SPILL IT!!

[ATRAIN]

Hey 1Billups1 if you dont say anything in the next 5 mins, you will have to eat peewee's asshole!!

[peewee's lovechild]

This hurts my heart.

You know that you're my one and only.

[peewee's lovechild]

You should see his PMs.

You've betrayed our confidentiality.

[peewee's lovechild]

i'll be staying downtown so yeah especially if the wedding sucks im outa there.

Like I said, if the family's gone . . . we'll party.
And, I'll even bring Midge to get shit faced with us.

[CuckingFunt]

You know that you're my one and only.Liar. I know your heart belongs to Melmart.

[peewee's lovechild]

Liar. I know your heart belongs to Melmart.

She's been treating me like a real "C" word lately.

I'm forever your love slave.

[ATRAIN]

Like I said, if the family's gone . . . we'll party.
And, I'll even bring Midge to get shit faced with us.


hell yeah and you can tell me all the dirty things you did to ashbeeigh

[ashbeeigh]

You've betrayed our confidentiality.

Nothing is "confidential" in the Quattro, my friend.

[peewee's lovechild]

hell yeah and you can tell me all the dirty things you did to ashbeeigh

Midge wants to know if you'll be paying.

[ATRAIN]

Midge wants to know if you'll be paying.


Ill buy the first 3 rounds!!

[peewee's lovechild]

Ill buy the first 3 rounds!!

That's sounds like a plan.

Maybe you can start making good on that bet we made.
You know you're going to lose that bet anyway.

[midgetonadonkey]

I'm there.

[ATRAIN]

That's sounds like a plan.

Maybe you can start making good on that bet we made.
You know you're going to lose that bet anyway.


hahaha I was thinking about that thats why im buying the 1st 3 rounds.

[midgetonadonkey]

We should cruise down to a nice dirty southside bar.

[ATRAIN]

1Billups1 its past 5 mins........peewee bend over!!

[ORION]

I saw those OCC dudes this weekend

[CuckingFunt]

I saw those OCC dudes this weekendDid they get in a fight?

[ORION]

Did they get in a fight?
no they talked a little bit and signed autographs for about 30 minutes then left

[CuckingFunt]

no they talked a little bit and signed autographs for about 30 minutes then leftThat sucks. They should be contractually obliged to scream at each other as part of every public appearance.

[ATRAIN]

That sucks. They should be contractually obliged to scream at each other as part of every public appearance.


lol was the younger worthless brother there?

[peewee's lovechild]

hahaha I was thinking about that thats why im buying the 1st 3 rounds.

More like 7 rounds for what you're going to owe me.

[ATRAIN]

More like 7 rounds for what you're going to owe me.


lol well we are going to start with 3, isnt Midge a texans fan?

[ORION]

That sucks. They should be contractually obliged to scream at each other as part of every public appearance.
they did however fly the motorcycle in attached to a helicopter and they "accidently" dropped it from 100 feet up and it burst into flames. turns out it was a "fake" bike and they came around the side with the real one. quiet entertaining

[ORION]

lol was the younger worthless brother there?
yeah he flew the helicopter

[midgetonadonkey]

lol well we are going to start with 3, isnt Midge a texans fan?

I am but there is no way I'm buying him shit until the final day of the season. And that's if I lose the bet. I have faith.

[peewee's lovechild]

I am but there is no way I'm buying him shit until the final day of the season. And that's if I lose the bet. I have faith.

Your supposed faith disturbs me.

[Silver21_Black20]

Like I said, if the family's gone . . . we'll party.
And, I'll even bring Midge to get shit faced with us.

What the hell? Just midge? I see how it is.

[peewee's lovechild]

What the hell? Just midge? I see how it is.

I just figuered you be there.

You do hold his leash, afterall.

[peewee's lovechild]

Atrain, SilBlack will be there too.

She gets all sorts of wicked drunk.

[ATRAIN]

Atrain, SilBlack will be there too.

She gets all sorts of wicked drunk.


sweet wicked drunk is the way to go.

[peewee's lovechild]

sweet wicked drunk is the way to go.

She got me sloppy drunk on Saturday.
Then she got all pissed when Midge and I were all over each other.

[ORION]

What the hell? Just midge? I see how it is.
I'm sure they will just be reading passages from the bible. why would you want to go and hear that ?

[ATRAIN]

I am but there is no way I'm buying him shit until the final day of the season. And that's if I lose the bet. I have faith.


LOL maybe I should just buy you and Silver rounds and make pee wee wait....I too have faith.

[Silver21_Black20]

She got me sloppy drunk on Saturday.
Then she got all pissed when Midge and I were all over each other.

Well geez, I come out of the bathroom and your sitting on his lap.

[ATRAIN]

She got me sloppy drunk on Saturday.
Then she got all pissed when Midge and I were all over each other.


dude when we get drunk I dont want anyone all over me

[ATRAIN]

Well geez, I come out of the bathroom and your sitting on his lap.


lol he was looking for the vagina fruit :)

[CuckingFunt]

What the hell? Just midge? I see how it is.I wasn't invited, either.

Maybe I should fly out to San Antonio and you and I can have a girls night out.

[ATRAIN]

I wasn't invited, either.

Maybe I should fly out to San Antonio and you and I can have a girls night out.


you see how peewee is!!!! If it was my town I would have invited you guys :)

[ORION]

I wasn't invited, either.

Maybe I should fly out to San Antonio and you and I can have a girls night out.
ok ladies ! lets do it ! yea !!!

[ashbeeigh]

you see how peewee is!!!! If it was my town I would have invited you guys :)

More like you would have wanted them to invite you...if they were in Austin!


*Edited because that made no sense

[ATRAIN]

More like you would have wanted them to invite you!



no Ashbeeigh no!!

Hey do you guys know who Steve Sweet is? We should introduce him to Ashbeeigh hahaha :).

[ORION]

no Ashbeeigh no!!

Hey do you guys know who Steve Sweet is? We should introduce him to Ashbeeigh hahaha :).
midge's wrestling name ?

[peewee's lovechild]

Well geez, I come out of the bathroom and your sitting on his lap.

I spilled some beer and I was attempting to dry it out.

What's with the over reaction??

[peewee's lovechild]

dude when we get drunk I dont want anyone all over me

Oh, it's going to happen.

Menage a triois style.

[peewee's lovechild]

I wasn't invited, either.

Maybe I should fly out to San Antonio and you and I can have a girls night out.

I've been trying to get you over here for the longest time.

Don't complain.

I've tried.

[Silver21_Black20]

I spilled some beer and I was attempting to dry it out.

What's with the over reaction??

With your tongue?

[CuckingFunt]

With your tongue?The human tongue is like nature's sponge.

[ORION]

The human tongue is like nature's sponge.
I've seen some fluids not soak into a girls tongue

[CuckingFunt]

I've seen some fluids not soak into a girls tongueWell, then, I guess I'm wrong.

[ORION]

Well, then, I guess I'm wrong.
hair seems to hold fluids better.

[CuckingFunt]

hair seems to hold fluids better.But it doesn't exactly absorb them.

[peewee's lovechild]

With your tongue?

I've been told that it's the quickest way to absorb wet spots.

It's scientific.

[CuckingFunt]

School needs to start soon, because I'm getting way too accustomed to being a lazy ass.

[ATRAIN]

Oh, it's going to happen.

Menage a triois style.


dammit......oh well if it happens it happens.

[peewee's lovechild]

School needs to start soon, because I'm getting way too accustomed to being a lazy ass.

Mmmmmm, I do love me a lazy ass.

[ATRAIN]

School needs to start soon, because I'm getting way too accustomed to being a lazy ass.


so your home all day doing nothing?

[ORION]

But it doesn't exactly absorb them.
I guess its more of a transporter

[peewee's lovechild]

dammit......oh well if it happens it happens.

You know you want it to happen bitch!!!!!!

I hope we get to see O-factor so we can kick his ass!!!!

[CuckingFunt]

so your home all day doing nothing?Not quite. I just moved, so I've been unpacking, getting settled, taking care of a bunch of errands, etc. But I'm not working and not in class yet, so I've been sleeping in every morning, which I don't normally do.

[CuckingFunt]

I guess its more of a transporterMmmmmmmmmmmmm, Transporter.

[ATRAIN]

You know you want it to happen bitch!!!!!!

I hope we get to see O-factor so we can kick his ass!!!!


hahaha ill let him know if he wants to go. You 2 can be cowboys butt buddies!!

[ATRAIN]

Not quite. I just moved, so I've been unpacking, getting settled, taking care of a bunch of errands, etc. But I'm not working and not in class yet, so I've been sleeping in every morning, which I don't normally do.


oh yeah you told me you were moving, how did the move go?

[timvp]

I hate all of you.

[CuckingFunt]

oh yeah you told me you were moving, how did the move go?The move went smoothly. Everything fit into the new apartment, which was a bit of a concern. The cat didn't bitch too much in the car for seven hours. And I'm almost fully unpacked.

[CuckingFunt]

I hate all of you.Why? :depressed

[ORION]

ATHF DVD comes out tomorrow !

[CuckingFunt]

ATHF DVD comes out tomorrow !I know. I didn't see it in the theaters, but I will be purchasing it tomorrow.