Free Quattro Razor (5)

[ATRAIN]

yes they buy use beer on some fridays but I'm not about to say where I work in fear of what happened to Batman when someone found out where he worked


hahah what happened to batman?

[ATRAIN]

Why not just say no.


read my post right before you wrote this!!:)

[ORION]

hahah what happened to batman?
I think he should answer that himself because it was pretty heavy

[Silver21_Black20]

well im only complaining cause its going to be a long weekend but ill be off all next week paid, they give us that when we work the weekend :).

That's pretty cool.

[Silver21_Black20]

I'm going to see the Missions tonight.

[ATRAIN]

I think he should answer that himself because it was pretty heavy


what happened batman?

[Silver21_Black20]

I'm going to see the Missions tonight.

-Horry :smokin

[ATRAIN]

That's pretty cool.


Yeah I forgot to mention we get paid OT as well. Its a easy 700 bucks!! I just got back from a week off this week too :). I should go out of town, but I dont know.

[midgetonadonkey]

what happened batman?

He caught a raging case of Herpes Simplex G from a transexual prositute.

[ATRAIN]

I'm going to see the Missions tonight.


Do they ever have specials? The express have cheap beer nights sometimes.

[ORION]

It is my belief that 1Billups1 penned the lyrics to Chocolate Rain.
haha chocolate rain

[ATRAIN]

He caught a raging case of Herpes Simplex G from a transexual prositute.


lol

[ORION]

He caught a raging case of Herpes Simplex G from a transexual prositute.
wait I heard he got a hamster pregnant because he said it was the only animal that could feel how big he was

[Silver21_Black20]

Yeah I forgot to mention we get paid OT as well. Its a easy 700 bucks!! I just got back from a week off this week too :). I should go out of town, but I dont know.

I hate you!

:)

[Silver21_Black20]

Do they ever have specials? The express have cheap beer nights sometimes.

I know they have dollar nights. Just don't know when.

[midgetonadonkey]

Thursdays are dollar beer nights.

[midgetonadonkey]

wait I heard he got a hamster pregnant because he said it was the only animal that could feel how big he was

:lmao

[midgetonadonkey]

Chocolate

[midgetonadonkey]

Rain

[midgetonadonkey]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v732/Bogie01/1186083333974.jpg

[Mixability]

I'm not about to say where I work in fear of what happened to Batman when someone found out where he worked

They deported him?

[ORION]

They deported him?
no but he was able to fly his rainbow flag proudly after that

[ORION]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v732/Bogie01/1186083333974.jpg
man that is wrong but funny as heck

[ATRAIN]

I hate you!

:)


aww you dont mean that :(

[Melmart1]

Is it really Johnny Blaze's birthday today?

[Silver21_Black20]

Is it really Johnny Blaze's birthday today?

Birthday: August 3
Position: Volatile Forward
Favorite Team: San Antonio Spurs
Battle Blog Record: 0-2

[Melmart1]

Birthday: August 3
Position: Volatile Forward
Favorite Team: San Antonio Spurs
Battle Blog Record: 0-2
Who checked his profile to find that shit out? Gay!

[Melmart1]

So, should we start a Happy Birthday, Chinky thread?

[midgetonadonkey]

Since when is starting a thread a group effort?

[Melmart1]

Hahaha, good point.

[Silver21_Black20]

Who checked his profile to find that shit out? Gay!

:oops I checked his profile when I posted but jman knew. They hang out together.

[Melmart1]

I wished him a happy birthday on the fantasy baseballl board. No wonder he was in a pissy mood over there, he was sensitive about turning a year older.

[Melmart1]

Don't chinkies have some kind of miracle cream for the face that hides your true age?

[Silver21_Black20]

I wished him a happy birthday on the fantasy baseballl board. No wonder he was in a pissy mood over there, he was sensitive about turning a year older.

It doesn't say what year though. I wonder how old he is.

I say 38 yrs old.

[Melmart1]

It doesn't say what year though. I wonder how old he is.

I say 38 yrs old.
My money is on "39 and counting"

[Melmart1]

Not that there is anything wrong with being in your 30s :depressed

[ATRAIN]

who is the youngest one posting in here right now?

[ORION]

I'm 10

[Melmart1]

who is the youngest one posting in here right now?
Probably 1Billups1

[ATRAIN]

lol I was thinking it was Billups

[midgetonadonkey]

I am. I'm a zygote.

[ORION]

I am. I'm a zygote.
I saw a zygote in the desert. he was chasing a rabbit

[ORION]

we are making a push for the manager to buy some beer !!!

[midgetonadonkey]

I want beer.

[Mixability]

I want beer.

Me too.

Someone recommend a good beer for me to try.

[Melmart1]

how about some olde e?

[ORION]

an hour to go and I don't see the ice chest. not looking good at all

[midgetonadonkey]

Me too.

Someone recommend a good beer for me to try.

Alamo Beer. It's pretty good.

[ORION]

Me too.

Someone recommend a good beer for me to try.
man I found this german beer over here called dingacker. not sure about the spelling but that shyt is good and strong

[ATRAIN]

Me too.

Someone recommend a good beer for me to try.


what do you normally like?

[CuckingFunt]

And I love the way I totally know where I'm eating lunch today.And got damn it was good.

[ShoogarBear]

And got damn it was good.At the Y?

[CuckingFunt]

Not that there is anything wrong with being in your 30s :depressedI'll never know.

This year I celebrated my 29th birthday, and next year I'm going to celebrate the 1st anniversary of my 29th birthday.

[CuckingFunt]

At the Y?No. In my living room.

[angel_luv]

I'll never know.

This year I celebrated my 29th birthday, and next year I'm going to celebrate the 1st anniversary of my 29th birthday.

That is awesome. Happy "anniverary". :)

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Don't chinkies have some kind of miracle cream for the face that hides your true age?

Get down on your knees and I'll make sure it gets all over your face.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

It doesn't say what year though. I wonder how old he is.

I say 38 yrs old.

I'll be 38 when yours and Midge's rugrat is nine.

I'm 27 today.

[ShoogarBear]

Get down on your knees and I'll make sure it gets all over your face.Smoove.

[ShoogarBear]

I'll be 38 when yours and Midge's rugrat is nine.

I'm 27 today.SilBlack has a two-year gestation?

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

SilBlack has a two-year gestation?

I figure with as much beer as Midge has partaken in combined with the length of time it would take to span such a large frame as SilBlack's, it should take about 15 months for the sperm to reach the egg.

[midgetonadonkey]

I figure with as much beer as Midge has partaken in combined with the length of time it would take to span such a large frame as SilBlack's, it should take about 15 months for the sperm to reach the egg.

:lmao

It's funny because it's true. My sperm won't be swimming, they will be stumbling to the egg.

[midgetonadonkey]

My sister is having a tequila party and asked me to make an invitation. This is what I came up with. What do you (the general public) think?

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/tequilainvitefinal.jpg

[Richard Cranium]

I can think of a couple of reasons I'd go.

[Melmart1]

That's pretty fucking cool, Midge.

[ShoogarBear]

I think your sister is hot.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I found a link to the "Greatest Commercials of the 80s" that included this one:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ngf6awfhQoI

Now, it's not so much the commercial, it's what comes in the last few seconds that, for some reason, made me laugh.

[NorCal510]

this place sucks

[Melmart1]

this place sucks
If anyone knows about sucking ...

[CuckingFunt]

If anyone knows about sucking ...I still don't know why "suck" has become a way of describing something that's bad. Its a term I use frequently, but when you actually sit down and think about it, sucking almost always gets a :tu .

[Richard Cranium]

It depends and what and who is doing the sucking and what is being sucked.

[CuckingFunt]

It depends and what and who is doing the sucking and what is being sucked.Well, yes, this is true. A leech sucks, but doesn't exactly have a good connotation. And a vacuum cleaner would be an example of good sucking, but more out of necessity and usefulness, than pleasure or fun.

However, I'd think that the good sucking is good enough to make up for all the bad sucking and would, therefore, prevent the thinking that suck = bad.

[midgetonadonkey]

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e386/jsnyder7/39-bukket-insurance.gif

[ORION]

I need x-ray vision and I'm going to be honest here , I will use it for all the wrong (or right) reasons. Just letting everyone know in advance

[peewee's lovechild]

The PeeWee is getting hard for Bonnie on Hell's Kitchen.

[peewee's lovechild]

According to my father, God's wrath is comming and I'm going to end up getting killed.

[peewee's lovechild]

I fucking hate when he pulls this shit.

[peewee's lovechild]

I can't believe that people are okay thinking that god wants thier kids dead.

[peewee's lovechild]

Fuck this god bullshit.

[peewee's lovechild]

Now I wish Hell is real because I'd rather be there than in a Heaven full of bullshit hypocrites.

[peewee's lovechild]

I hope god is real so I can tell him to fuck off.

[peewee's lovechild]

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[peewee's lovechild]

I resolve to call her up

[peewee's lovechild]

A thousand times a day

[peewee's lovechild]

Ask her if she'll marry me

[peewee's lovechild]

In some old fashion way

[peewee's lovechild]

But my silent fears have gripped me

[peewee's lovechild]

Long before I reach the phone

[peewee's lovechild]

Long before my tongue has tripped me

[peewee's lovechild]

Must I always be alone??

[peewee's lovechild]

I can't get that song out of my head.

[ORION]

you should a lot like batman

[peewee's lovechild]

you should a lot like batman

Well, I do have a pair of black tights.

[peewee's lovechild]

And, I make love with a cape.

[peewee's lovechild]

Ask Melmart, she knows all about it.

[ORION]

Ask Melmart, she knows all about it.
unless your name is coach debbie she has never had relations with you

[ORION]

And, I make love with a cape.
how do you do that ? do you roll the cape up real tight and stick it in ?

[peewee's lovechild]

unless your name is coach debbie she has never had relations with you

No, but she loves it when I do the "mangina" thing.

[peewee's lovechild]

how do you do that ? do you roll the cape up real tight and stick it in ?

I just wear the cape and let it flap in the wind. Then I make my voice hoarse and say, "I'm Batman."

Then I go in for the kill.

[peewee's lovechild]

Melmart loves it when I go with the cape.

[Melmart1]

unless your name is coach debbie she has never had relations with you
hahha, you are still hung up on that shit.

[peewee's lovechild]

hahha, you are still hung up on that shit.

Little does he know that you've had the PeeWee all over you.

It was the best 5 minutes of my life.

[ORION]

hahha, you are still hung up on that shit.
I was trying to get a reaction from you.

[ShoogarBear]

Page 2? This thread sucks.

[ShoogarBear]

So, who's going to Beno's parties?

[ORION]

So, who's going to Beno's parties?
let's go ! I'll pick you up. I just hope those Euros wear deodorant

[angel_luv]

So, who's going to Beno's parties?


I wasn't invited. Twice slighted! :(

[peewee's lovechild]

So, who's going to Beno's parties?

Do you have to wear leather chaps or crotchless pants to such an event?

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

http://img259.imageshack.us/img259/3482/sabadoyb7.jpg

[ORION]

I could watch telemundo for hours

[ShoogarBear]

Do you have to wear leather chaps or crotchless pants to such an event?I guess that means batman and midge are going.

[ShoogarBear]

let's go ! I'll pick you up. I just hope those Euros wear deodorantdeodorant, yes.

underwear, no.

[peewee's lovechild]

http://img259.imageshack.us/img259/3482/sabadoyb7.jpg



I want me some Tetas Grandes!!

[ORION]

deodorant, yes.

underwear, no.
we'll fit in just fine ... :nerd

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I want me some Tetas Grandes!!

http://www.lookingyourbest.com/cities/SanAntonio

[ORION]

so are we going to Beno's party ?

[ORION]

Its so quiet in here you can hear a mouse fart

[Midgetonadonkey#2]

i farted

[ORION]

i farted
well it smells like cheese and burnt mecco

[Midgetonadonkey#2]

well it smells like cheese and burnt mecco
i just had both this morning how'd you know

[Midgetonadonkey#2]

1billups1 is my father

[Midgetonadonkey#2]

teach me how to fly, for i would love to fly

[ORION]

teach me how to fly, for i would love to fly
dang it batman

[Midgetonadonkey#2]

dang it batman
batman??

[ORION]

batman??
you sound like fruit loop batman

[ORION]

dang it mark

[Midgetonadonkey#2]

who is mark?

[ORION]

who is mark?
this pillow biting rump ranger who can't make a jump shot to save his life

[Midgetonadonkey#2]

this pillow biting rump ranger who can't make a jump shot to save his life
oh thats who mark is....i getcha i think ive met the guy

[ORION]

oh thats who mark is....i getcha i think ive met the guy
yeah he once made a chair disappear just by sitting on it

[CuckingFunt]

I'm not 100% certain, but I'm thinking that unpacking my shit may actually be a bigger pain in the ass than packing it was.

[ShoogarBear]

What's the difference between midgetonadonkey#2 and The New Midge?

[ORION]

What's the difference between midgetonadonkey#2 and The New Midge?
one is dummy Batman

[peewee's lovechild]

I'm not 100% certain, but I'm thinking that unpacking my shit may actually be a bigger pain in the ass than packing it was.

My last move, it took me two days to pack everything and make the move. But, it took me over a month to unpack.

[angel_luv]

I finish work in an hour! :) And I am off for the next two days.

[peewee's lovechild]

I finish work in an hour! :) And I am off for the next two days.

Let's hang out.

[angel_luv]

we have nothing in common; I'm not quattro cool like you.

[peewee's lovechild]

we have nothing in common; I'm not quattro cool like you.

If oil and vinegar work for salads, we can work for hanging out.

[peewee's lovechild]

Quattro coolness is like coolness with the Fonzi.

Anyone hanging with the Fonz is cool by association.

That's why Ritchie was considered cool eventhough he really wasn't.

[angel_luv]

Quattro coolness is like coolness with the Fonzi.

Anyone hanging with the Fonz is cool by association.

That's why Ritchie was considered cool eventhough he really wasn't.


Hey!
:tu :tu

[CuckingFunt]

My last move, it took me two days to pack everything and make the move. But, it took me over a month to unpack.I've actually made quite a bit of progress today. I guess that's the good thing about moving into a tiny apartment and leaving half your shit in storage.

[angel_luv]

Congrats on your new place. :)

[CuckingFunt]

Congrats on your new place. :)Thanks.

[peewee's lovechild]

I've actually made quite a bit of progress today. I guess that's the good thing about moving into a tiny apartment and leaving half your shit in storage.

Tiny apartments are often the best.

I have a tiny apartment right now.
But, it sucks.

[mrsmaalox]

My last move, it took me two days to pack everything and make the move. But, it took me over a month to unpack.
Takes me a long time to unpack too. I'm always taking stuff out and thinking "Why the f*ck did I bring this junk?" and end up just throwing it all away!

[peewee's lovechild]

Takes me a long time to unpack too. I'm always taking stuff out and thinking "Why the f*ck did I bring this junk?" and end up just throwing it all away!

I just end up losing all sorts of stuff.

That's when I end up hating the whole moving thing.

[CuckingFunt]

Takes me a long time to unpack too. I'm always taking stuff out and thinking "Why the f*ck did I bring this junk?" and end up just throwing it all away!I was pretty ruthless in cutting down on silly little knick knacks when I was packing, but have still managed to question a lot of the stuff I brought with me. I have a feeling I'll be leaving a lot of good shit out for the dumpster divers by week's end.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

You know, I never fully unpacked when I moved to San Angelo. I was there for just under three months.

[CuckingFunt]

I just end up losing all sorts of stuff.

That's when I end up hating the whole moving thing.So far everything is accounted for and in tact. I'm hoping that remains the case.

The only time I ever really lost stuff was when my ex and I moved and had a bunch of our friends help. Damn klepto bastards took a ton of our CDs.

And a bunch unmarked VHS tapes, for some reason. I bet they were disappointed when they discovered that they contained nothing but videotaped shows/specials and NOT homemade girl-on-girl action.

[CuckingFunt]

You know, I never fully unpacked when I moved to San Angelo. I was there for just under three months.I was in my last house for eight years, and I always thought that I'd fully unpacked because I didn't have anymore boxes.

As I was packing this time, however, I discovered that I didn't so much unpack as I did randomly throw shit in the tons of built in cabinets/closets I had.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

And a bunch unmarked VHS tapes, for some reason. I bet they were disappointed when they discovered that they contained nothing but videotaped shows/specials and NOT homemade girl-on-girl action.

Hell, I'm a little disappointed they didn't find any homemade girl-on-girl action. :lol

[CuckingFunt]

Hell, I'm a little disappointed they didn't find any homemade girl-on-girl action. :lolI'm smart enough to not let the friends help pack the good stuff.

[peewee's lovechild]

I'm smart enough to not let the friends help pack the good stuff.

I lost so much porn on my last move.

I'm still pissed off at that.

[Soul_Patch]

I lost so much porn on my last move.

I'm still pissed off at that.


Why own porn, when you have the internet.

[ORION]

man some one made bacon in the microwave and now I'm ready to eat my own foot with hot sauce

[peewee's lovechild]

So, last night I was masturbating with my left hand and I found out that I'm quite ambidexterous.

I'm impressed with myself.

[ORION]

So, last night I was masturbating with my left hand and I found out that I'm quite ambidexterous.

I'm impressed with myself.
did you know that if you cut off the circulation to your hand until it goes numb it will feel like someone else is doing it

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

So, last night I was masturbating with my left hand and I found out that I'm quite ambidexterous.

I'm impressed with myself.

Congratulations on your new found abilities.

[Paco Aguilar]

and then jason says

[Paco Aguilar]

did you know that if you cut off the circulation to your hand until it goes numb it will feel like someone else is doing it
i like to call it a stranger

[ORION]

i like to call it a stranger
you like to call it a miracle because it would be a miracle if a woman would get that close

[CuckingFunt]

So, last night I was masturbating with my left hand and I found out that I'm quite ambidexterous.

I'm impressed with myself.I'm pretty ambidextrous in most other things, but strictly a righty when it comes to masturbation.

[Soul_Patch]

this guy at work told me about filling a large ziplock with warm water...sticking it between your matress and the boxsprings, and dowsing it with lotion...then...go to town on it i guess.


i then stopped talking to said guy at work...


then i tried it...


no really i didnt, but why didnt i ever think of that?

[leemajors]

http://www.dirtyscottsdale.com/

[Soul_Patch]

http://www.dirtyscottsdale.com/dirtyscotssdale9328525.jpg


wtb tickets to scottsdale.

[peewee's lovechild]

http://www.dirtyscottsdale.com/dirtyscotssdale9328525.jpg


wtb tickets to scottsdale.


Where exactly is that and how do I get there?????!!!!!!!????

[peewee's lovechild]

I'm pretty ambidextrous in most other things, but strictly a righty when it comes to masturbation.

I could certainly use your right hand right now.

[midgetonadonkey]

White chicks are sluts.

[peewee's lovechild]

White chicks are sluts.

From your mouth to god's ears.

I'm banking on this being true.

[CuckingFunt]

I could certainly use your right hand right now.Sorry. It's busy.

[CuckingFunt]

White chicks are sluts.Not all of them.

[peewee's lovechild]

Sorry. It's busy.

Well, then I'll settle for your left hand.

[peewee's lovechild]

Not all of them.

True, but I am.

[CuckingFunt]

Well, then I'll settle for your left hand.'Fraid my arm's not quite long enough to reach Texas.

[Silver21_Black20]

Fuck.That.Puta

-George Lopez :smokin

[peewee's lovechild]

'Fraid my arm's not quite long enough to reach Texas.

**sigh**

The distance is killing me.

[peewee's lovechild]

Fuck.That.Puta

-George Lopez :smokin

Which one??

Where??

Don't do this to me!!!!!!!!!!!

I've been living in a sex desert!!!!

[CuckingFunt]

Which one??

Where??

Don't do this to me!!!!!!!!!!!

I've been living in a sex desert!!!!Sex desert would be a fantastic name for a song.

[peewee's lovechild]

Sex desert would be a fantastic name for a song.

Unfortunately, it's the term used to describe my sex life at the moment.

[CuckingFunt]

Unfortunately, it's the term used to describe my sex life at the moment.I think I should drop that idea as a song title. It started out amusing, but now just brings to mind uncomfortable personal dryness.

[peewee's lovechild]

I think I should drop that idea as a song title. It started out amusing, but now just brings to mind uncomfortable personal dryness.

:lol :lol :lol

I won't ask.

[CuckingFunt]

:lol :lol :lol

I won't ask.Wasn't speaking from experience, just going down a bad mental path.

[midgetonadonkey]

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/s20281129on4.jpg

My friend Saltmarsh at his prom.

[midgetonadonkey]

He popped that bitches cherry.

[midgetonadonkey]

Without lube. He went dry and hard. That's how Saltmarsh does it.

[CuckingFunt]

I did not go to my prom.

[peewee's lovechild]

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/s20281129on4.jpg

My friend Saltmarsh at his prom.


:lol :lol :lol

SALTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[peewee's lovechild]

Without lube. He went dry and hard. That's how Saltmarsh does it.

Such description implies that you have first hand knowledge of such an event.

[CuckingFunt]

I'm watching Snatch for the first time in probably over a year. This movie is still fucking bad ass.

[peewee's lovechild]

I did not go to my prom.

I'll make it up to you.

[CuckingFunt]

Such description implies that you have first hand knowledge of such an event.I do not. But, considering all the heterosexual couples on the KY Jelly commercials, I assume some unlucky lady out there has.

[peewee's lovechild]

I'm watching Snatch for the first time in probably over a year. This movie is still fucking bad ass.

One of my all time favorite movies.

I loved Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels too.

[CuckingFunt]

I'll make it up to you.Nothing to make up, I didn't want to go. Had nine people ask and turned 'em all down.

[peewee's lovechild]

I do not. But, considering all the heterosexual couples on the KY Jelly commercials, I assume some unlucky lady out there has.

LOL.

That was directed to Midge.

[CuckingFunt]

One of my all time favorite movies.

I loved Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels too.I was thinking of going for the double feature and putting that one in next.

I kind of like that I haven't gotten the cable set up yet because its giving me a reason to watch all my DVDs.

[peewee's lovechild]

Nothing to make up, I didn't want to go. Had nine people ask and turned 'em all down.

So, is that you're way of telling me that you're turning me down?

[midgetonadonkey]

Fuck British people and British movies. It's a shame the Nazi's didn't take it over.

[CuckingFunt]

LOL.

That was directed to Midge.I know. Just felt like throwing my whore-ish ass back into the conversation.

[peewee's lovechild]

"What's going on with them sausages Charlie?"

"Five minutes Turkish?"

"You said "two minutes" five minutes ago!!"

[midgetonadonkey]

I even stopped drinking Olde English because it said English.

[midgetonadonkey]

Crooked teeth annoy me.

[CuckingFunt]

So, is that you're way of telling me that you're turning me down?For a prom recreation? Yes.

[midgetonadonkey]

Spelling theater as theatre is blasphemy.

[midgetonadonkey]

I would love for England to go under water.

[CuckingFunt]

"What's going on with them sausages Charlie?"

"Five minutes Turkish?"

"You said "two minutes" five minutes ago!!"It's not even funny how many truly depraved things I could do to/with Jason Statham.

[midgetonadonkey]

Fucking British. God damn I hate them!!

[midgetonadonkey]

I hate Britain more than I hate California. And that is a lot.

[midgetonadonkey]

I would laugh if California was hit with a massive quake and went underwater. I would watch CNN and drink in celebration.

[midgetonadonkey]

But I would hope CuckingFunt made it to Oregon before then.

[CuckingFunt]

I hate Britain more than I hate California. And that is a lot.California is totally tubular, dude.

[midgetonadonkey]

But everyone else can drown for all I care.

[midgetonadonkey]

God damn California with their sunglasses, roller blades and tank top shirts.

[CuckingFunt]

But I would hope CuckingFunt made it to Oregon before then.I'm both saddened that you would say such things about my home state, but happy that you care about my safety.

[midgetonadonkey]

But God bless their porn industry.

[midgetonadonkey]

I'm both saddened that you would say such things about my home state, but happy that you care about my safety.


You are better then the California people. You are an Idahoian at heart. I know it.

[CuckingFunt]

But God bless their porn industry.Its importance is immeasurable. The silicone and saline implants alone would provide enough buoyancy to keep the state from sinking should such a tragic earthquake occur.

[CuckingFunt]

You are better then the California people. You are an Idahoian at heart. I know it.I've never even been to Idaho.

But I did spend part of my childhood in Indiana.

[peewee's lovechild]

I would laugh if California was hit with a massive quake and went underwater. I would watch CNN and drink in celebration.

ASSHOLE.

That's my line, and you know it.

[peewee's lovechild]

But I would hope CuckingFunt made it to Oregon before then.

I'll make sure CuckingFunt makes it to Texas . . . that's for damned sure.

[midgetonadonkey]

ASSHOLE.

That's my line, and you know it.

Fuck you. I've been saying that since I was 5. Of course you were about 20 at that time so I'm sure you did say it first. Fucking middle aged bastard.

[peewee's lovechild]

It's not even funny how many truly depraved things I could do to/with Jason Statham.

I know hate Jason Statham with a white-hot intensity.

[CuckingFunt]

Fuck you. I've been saying that since I was 5. Of course you were about 20 at that time so I'm sure you did say it first. Fucking middle aged bastard.It's not nice to make fun of the elderly. Peewee can't help it that he's so old.

Soooooooo old.

[peewee's lovechild]

Fuck you. I've been saying that since I was 5. Of course you were about 20 at that time so I'm sure you did say it first. Fucking middle aged bastard.

Fucking Houston Texan cock sucker!!!!

I said it today during lunch when Jin Ju was looking at my crotch.
You're just regurgitating what I said.

You sad, pathetic fuck.

[peewee's lovechild]

It's not nice to make fun of the elderly. Peewee can't help it that he's so old.

Soooooooo old.

That was the sound of my heart shattering into a million little pieces.

[peewee's lovechild]

And to think, I was willing to let you have the "PeeWee Experience".

[midgetonadonkey]

Fucking Houston Texan cock sucker!!!!

I said it today during lunch when Jin Ju was looking at my crotch.
You're just regurgitating what I said.

You sad, pathetic fuck.

You are a sad pathetic fuck thinking Jin Ju even noticed your ass. She uses you for cigs man. Nothing more.

[peewee's lovechild]

You are a sad pathetic fuck thinking Jin Ju even noticed your ass. She uses you for cigs man. Nothing more.

She's always staring at my crotch.

She's heard about the legend that is PeeWee's LoveChild.

[midgetonadonkey]

She's always staring at my crotch.

She's heard about the legend that is PeeWee's LoveChild.

:lmao

Don't you mean the legend of the premature ejaculating man?

[peewee's lovechild]

:lmao

Don't you mean the legend of the premature ejaculating man?

Same legend.

But, she wants a piece of it anyway.

They all do.

[midgetonadonkey]

Same legend.

But, she wants a piece of it anyway.

They all do.

They, meaning all the gay males on campus, do. You are right about that.

[CuckingFunt]

:lmao

Don't you mean the legend of the premature ejaculating man?Now that would make a fantastic song title.

A ballad.

In the style of Johnny Cash.

[peewee's lovechild]

Now that would make a fantastic song title.

A ballad.

In the style of Johnny Cash.

"Hello. I'm Johnny Cash."

(Folsom Prison goes crazy)

"This one's called The Ballad of the Premature Ejaculating Man."

(Cheers and whoops)

chicka-boom,chicka-bum,chicka-boom, chicka-bum . . .

[CuckingFunt]

"Hello. I'm Johnny Cash."

(Folsom Prison goes crazy)

"This one's called The Ballad of the Premature Ejaculating Man."

(Cheers and whoops)

chicka-boom,chicka-bum,chicka-boom, chicka-bum . . .That would be so awesome that the stage would implode.

[midgetonadonkey]

Johnny Cash is worthless white trash. I'm glad he got the cancer.

[peewee's lovechild]

Johnny Cash is worthless white trash. I'm glad he got the cancer.

I thought he died of Parkinsons or something like that.

[peewee's lovechild]

That would be so awesome that the stage would implode.

There is no stage ever created that could hold such awesomeness.

[midgetonadonkey]

I thought he died of Parkinsons or something like that.

No matter what he got, he deserved it for being Anglo.

[midgetonadonkey]

They stole our land puto!!

[CuckingFunt]

There is no stage ever created that could hold such awesomeness.Not even Red Rocks.

[midgetonadonkey]

Forced our jente to be Americanos.

[CuckingFunt]

They stole our land puto!!Your land was already stolen before any of my Anglo ancestors got here.

[peewee's lovechild]

Your land was already stolen before any of my Anglo ancestors got here.

I'm Native American, so I have the only right to bitch!!!!!!!!!

[CuckingFunt]

It's not even funny how many truly depraved things I could do to/with Jason Statham.Seriously.

We're talking things that are probably illegal in several states.

And require harnesses.

And electrodes.

[peewee's lovechild]

My great, great, great grandfather used to own all of Kansas.

[CuckingFunt]

My great, great, great grandfather used to own all of Kansas.My great, great grandfather came over from Sicily because he was fleeing the mafia.

[peewee's lovechild]

Seriously.

We're talking things that are probably illegal in several states.

And require harnesses.

And electrodes.

Jason Statham will die at my hands.

I will show him no mercy.

Mother fucker has taken my dreams from me.

I want to do the electrode thing with you.

FUCK JASON STATHAM!!!!!!!!!!!!

[CuckingFunt]

Jason Statham will die at my hands.

I will show him no mercy.

Mother fucker has taken my dreams from me.

I want to do the electrode thing with you.

FUCK JASON STATHAM!!!!!!!!!!!!I never said that I'd ONLY do those things with Jason Statham.

Just said that if I happen to run into him one day, it's on.

[midgetonadonkey]

All my family wanted to do was live in Benavides Texas and live on their ranch. They were forced to be American and then forced to pay taxes and other bullshit that came with it.

[peewee's lovechild]

My great, great grandfather came over from Sicily because he was fleeing the mafia.


My great, great grandfather left Kansas to the white people because he got tired of all the fucking tornadoes.

His last words were: "Mahal Eta Befad Cal Mea"

Which means: "Fuck these mother fucking tornadoes!"