Free Quattro Razor (6)

[H.A.L.]

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[CuckingFunt]

Am I?

[CuckingFunt]

Am I?Kick ass!!

[ORION]

man ! so close

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

ATHF DVD comes out tomorrow !

Ha.
I already have it.

[ATRAIN]

what is ATHF?

[ATRAIN]

why do you hate us TIM?

[ggoose25]

the movie?

[monosylab1k]

the ATHF movie was disappointing.

[monosylab1k]

what is ATHF?
aqua teen hunger force

[ATRAIN]

the ATHF movie was disappointing.


lol mono that new pic is sooo you.

[ORION]

Ha.
I already have it.
YOU LIE !

[timvp]

I say I hate all of you and then someone locks the thread.

:rolleyes

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

YOU LIE !

Bought it Saturday.
2 disc set.

[monosylab1k]

I say I hate all of you and then someone locks the thread.

:rolleyes
hopefully you don't get pinked

[ashbeeigh]

I say I hate all of you and then someone locks the thread.

:rolleyes

Hey, remember that one time H.A.L. owned you? That was funny.


I'm also sad i was too busy looking for a job that I missed the thread split.

[ORION]

Bought it Saturday.
2 disc set.
how did you achieve this ? Do you have a time machine and travel into the future ?

[timvp]

hopefully you don't get pinkedYeah that'd be gay. I'd have to lead a ebellion.

[timvp]

Hey, remember that one time H.A.L. owned you? That was funny.


I'm also sad i was too busy looking for a job that I missed the thread split.Yeah that H.A.L. is a crafty mufuxa.

[Fillmoe]

i want to be pinked

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

how did you achieve this ? Do you have a time machine and travel into the future ?

Nope.
I just know a place where I can get movies and cds the weekend before their actual release date.

[ashbeeigh]

Yeah that H.A.L. is a crafty mufuxa.

It is true. I wish I could be an internet tough guy like him.

[Mister Sinister]

It is true. I wish I could be an internet tough guy like him.
You could be an internet badass.

[ATRAIN]

I say I hate all of you and then someone locks the thread.

:rolleyes


hahaha thats what you get!!

[ashbeeigh]

You could be an internet badass.

You, my friend, have not been around long enough to even hear the start of my non-badass-ness.

[ORION]

Nope.
I just know a place where I can get movies and cds the weekend before their actual release date.
:madrun :madrun

[ashbeeigh]

how did you achieve this ? Do you have a time machine and travel into the future ?

If you were in Dallas I'd hook you up with some of my gangster kids who have all the pre-released DVDs. But, alas, you're in New Braunfels.

[timvp]

hahaha thats what you get!!I hate you.

[Mister Sinister]

I hate you.
I hate you, too.

[ATRAIN]

You, my friend, have not been around long enough to even hear the start of my non-badass-ness.


so true so true

[ATRAIN]

I hate you.


you didnt hate me last night

[TheQuattro]

Just checking n.

[ORION]

If you were in Dallas I'd hook you up with some of my gangster kids who have all the pre-released DVDs. But, alas, you're in New Braunfels.
gangsters in Dallas ? The Cowboys ?

[ORION]

I just saw some awesome NHO !!!

[ashbeeigh]

gangsters in Dallas ? The Cowboys ?

Well, yes them, as well. But I was thinking a nine year old with access to bootlegged DVDs.

[ashbeeigh]

I can do the soulja boy. It is a site to be seen. I guarantee it.

[Das Texan]

dallas is one sorry ass piece of shit town.


i hate it.

[ashbeeigh]

dallas is one sorry ass piece of shit town.


i hate it.

and I'm glad you didn't say that while I was there! I'd punch you in the face.

[ATRAIN]

and I'm glad you didn't say that while I was there! I'd punch you in the face.


Dallas sucks I agree and if you punch me ill donkey punch you :)

[ashbeeigh]

Dallas sucks I agree and if you punch me ill donkey punch you :)

You wouldn't do such a thing to a girl!

[peewee's lovechild]

and I'm glad you didn't say that while I was there! I'd punch you in the face.

I'm really liking you.

You've got spunk.

[peewee's lovechild]

Kick ass!!

It should've been me.

IT SHOULD'VE BEEN ME!!!!!!!!!!!



KAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!


KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNN! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ashbeeigh]

I'm really liking you.

You've got spunk.

You my friend are slowly climbing my bs list.

[peewee's lovechild]

You my friend are slowly climbing my bs list.

And you are slowly climbing on my "let's have a crazy night of non stop naked hotness" list.

[ashbeeigh]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=p-hD0RanhoE

[ashbeeigh]

This one's better. I encourage everyone to watch it. Especially batman.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9S7SaPciSWI

[CuckingFunt]

And you are slowly climbing on my "let's have a crazy night of non stop naked hotness" list.:nope

[peewee's lovechild]

:nope

You are already there.

At the very top.

[ashbeeigh]

You are already there.

At the very top.

:madrun

[CuckingFunt]

You are already there.

At the very top.But I don't particularly want to share that list with ashbeeigh.

[ashbeeigh]

But I don't particularly want to share that list with ashbeeigh.

You sadden me CF. You really do.

[peewee's lovechild]

But I don't particularly want to share that list with ashbeeigh.

You, Melmart, and Ashbeigh can be the Triplet Scissor Sisters.

[CuckingFunt]

You, Melmart, and Ashbeigh can be the Triplet Scissor Sisters.Mel's going to kick your ass for that one.

[ashbeeigh]

Mel's going to kick your ass for that one.

Don't worry. I'll kick it for her.

[peewee's lovechild]

Mel's going to kick your ass for that one.

I'm kind of counting on it.

[peewee's lovechild]

Midge!!!

Some dudes got shot at Tiffany's Billiards.

I don't think I want to go there anymore.

[CuckingFunt]

Midge!!!

Some dudes got shot at Tiffany's Billiards.

I don't think I want to go there anymore.Pussy.

Just throw on some kevlar and rack 'em up.

[midgetonadonkey]

Midge!!!

Some dudes got shot at Tiffany's Billiards.

I don't think I want to go there anymore.

I agree with CF's pussy assessment.

[peewee's lovechild]

Pussy.

Just throw on some kevlar and rack 'em up.

Fuck that shit.

I like living.
It's an essential part of drinking.

You see, if you don't live, you can't drink.

I don't like the sound of that.

[peewee's lovechild]

Plus, you put a 12 pack in me and I think I'm Tony Montana.

I'll try to take them all on.

I would be a death wish.

[CuckingFunt]

Plus, you put a 12 pack in me and I think I'm Tony Montana.

I'll try to take them all on.

I would be a death wish.Hence the kevlar.

[peewee's lovechild]

Hence the kevlar.

But, bullets hurt.

[peewee's lovechild]

And, kevlar doesn't cover the face.

[CuckingFunt]

And, kevlar doesn't cover the face.It does if you make a kevlar gimp mask.

[CuckingFunt]

I'm bored. I miss TV. I haven't watched the news in a week. The state of California could be sliding into the ocean and I wouldn't even know it.

[ashbeeigh]

ha.."So I wrote her a letter about not coming to the party..." What a pussy bitch. I'm smack in the face the next time I saw her. The Hills makes me so mad.

Except I'd probably write a letter or something too...hmmm....

[marini martini]

Plus, you put a 12 pack in me and I think I'm Tony Montana.

I'll try to take them all on.

I would be a death wish.

I can just see you with one of those funky beer hats with the bendy straw t o your mouth, & you holding a Uzie screaming "i want chu to meet my liddle fren!" :lol :toast :lol

[ashbeeigh]

I'm bored. I miss TV. I haven't watched the news in a week. The state of California could be sliding into the ocean and I wouldn't even know it.

I didn't watch the news but three times over the summer. It was the worst feeling in the world. One night I just sat down, took the remote from someone watching BET and put on the nightly news. By the end of it..there was a group of us watching it.

[peewee's lovechild]

I can just see you with one of those funky beer hats with the bendy straw t o your mouth, & you holding a Uzie screaming "i want chu to meet my liddle fren!" :lol :toast :lol

That's exactly how it would play out.

Then I'd be shot to hell.

[peewee's lovechild]

It does if you make a kevlar gimp mask.

It still wouldn't protect my eyes.

[CuckingFunt]

It still wouldn't protect my eyes.They sell masks with zippered flaps that cover the eyes. Zip those puppies up when shit starts to go down, and you're good to go.

[peewee's lovechild]

They sell masks with zippered flaps that cover the eyes. Zip those puppies up when shit starts to go down, and you're good to go.

But there's also the crotchular area that is of grave concern for me.

[CuckingFunt]

But there's also the crotchular area that is of grave concern for me.Well, yes, that is usually a pretty important area. I'm sure you can get some kevlar there, too.

[ashbeeigh]

dadada. New avatar.

[peewee's lovechild]

Well, yes, that is usually a pretty important area. I'm sure you can get some kevlar there, too.

That would have to be a shitloads of kevlar to make me anywhere near comfortable.

[CuckingFunt]

That would have to be a shitloads of kevlar to make me anywhere near comfortable.Fringe benefit: an extra huge kevlar cod piece would probably make you a hit with the ladies.

[marini martini]

dadada. New avatar.


Daaaa
daaaaaa looks like you got slammed in the door :lol :toast :lol

[ashbeeigh]

Daaaa
daaaaaa looks like you got slammed in the door :lol :toast :lol

:sleep One of my 7 year old students took it and I was surprised by the way it turned out.

[marini martini]

You are much cuter in the last one :toast
Great for a sven year old, I must admit :)

[ashbeeigh]

You are much cuter in the last one :toast
Great for a sven year old, I must admit :)

You flatter me. I may work on getting a different one from my kids.

[marini martini]

I've got your back :toast

[ATRAIN]

Midge!!!

Some dudes got shot at Tiffany's Billiards.

I don't think I want to go there anymore.


DUDE you lived by mex man quit being a big loose pussy

[ashbeeigh]

DUDE you lived by mex man quit being a big loose pussy

Are you going to let him talk to you like that?

[CuckingFunt]

Are you going to let him talk to you like that?Peewee's not here, so... yeah, he probably will let 'im.

[Fillmoe]

how long is the quattro going to continue to be a cheap rip off version of the troll forum?

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

:sleep One of my 7 year old students took it and I was surprised by the way it turned out.

The rest of us are disappointed that it turned out at all.

[ATRAIN]

Peewee's not here, so... yeah, he probably will let 'im.


Plus he is scared of me :).

[ATRAIN]

how long is the quattro going to continue to be a cheap rip off version of the troll forum?


Filmoe stop being a fag and change your sig pictures.

[ATRAIN]

Is it me or is Martini trying to get in ashbeeigh pants.........pee wee you better watch it he is hitting on your girl number 5.

[midgetonadonkey]

how long is the quattro going to continue to be a cheap rip off version of the troll forum?

The Troll Forum is a cheap rip off of the Quattro. This was here first.

[peewee's lovechild]

how long is the quattro going to continue to be a cheap rip off version of the troll forum?

Pink Boy!!!!!!!!!!!

Pink is the color of gayness.

It suits you well.

[ATRAIN]

Was Filmoe pinked like Norcal?

[peewee's lovechild]

Are you going to let him talk to you like that?

Y'all best back off of my woman!!!!

[peewee's lovechild]

Was Filmoe pinked like Norcal?

I know he likes the color pink.

[peewee's lovechild]

DUDE you lived by mex man quit being a big loose pussy

I had enough of that shit living there.

[ATRAIN]

Y'all best back off of my woman!!!!

hahah she was talking about me talking to you like that not to her like that.

[ATRAIN]

I had enough of that shit living there.


hahah I know shit was ghetto down there, glad we made it out alive.

[peewee's lovechild]

hahah she was talking about me talking to you like that not to her like that.

Yeah, I know . . . I just felt like throwing that in.

[peewee's lovechild]

hahah I know shit was ghetto down there, glad we made it out alive.

No fucking shit.

Everyone I grew up with is either in jail or just recently got out.

[peewee's lovechild]

Is it me or is Martini trying to get in ashbeeigh pants.........pee wee you better watch it he is hitting on your girl number 5.

Martini will wake up with a horses head in his bed if he doesn't back off.

[peewee's lovechild]

I'll put the horses dick in Midge's bed because he likes that sort of thing.

[ATRAIN]

Martini will wake up with a horses head in his bed if he doesn't back off.

hahahaha Martini, watch it man peewee is a crazy mofo and he will do it.

[ATRAIN]

I'll put the horses dick in Midge's bed because he likes that sort of thing.


lol

[timvp]

What the hell has happened to this thread.

[ATRAIN]

What the hell has happened to this thread.


do you hate me today?

[peewee's lovechild]

I think everyone does.

[peewee's lovechild]

It could be because of your pathetic man lust for the Texans.

[ATRAIN]

It could be because of your pathetic man lust for the Texans.



LOL you bastard!!

[marini martini]

Damn PeeWee, I always said I wanted a pony, but wtf is this bloody horse head doing in my bed

[ATRAIN]

Damn PeeWee, I always said I wanted a pony, but wtf is this booldy horse head doing in my bed


do you mean bloody?

[marini martini]

do you mean bloody?
Oops :depressed

[ORION]

I am addicted to flaming hot sunflower seeds !

[ATRAIN]

I am addicted to flaming hot sunflower seeds !


I ate too many sunflower seeds yesterday :(

[ashbeeigh]

Is it me or is Martini trying to get in ashbeeigh pants.........pee wee you better watch it he is hitting on your girl number 5.

What the fuck has the thread turned into? Good lord. We've gone 5 pages and not one person has told me to shut the fuck up.

[ATRAIN]

What the fuck has the thread turned into? Good lord. We've gone 5 pages and not one person has told me to shut the fuck up.


lol you should tell yourself :)

[ashbeeigh]

lol you should tell yourself :)

Not the same effect.

[ATRAIN]

Not the same effect.


well you were flirting with Martini and pee wee loves you now, so I didnt want to be rude.

[ORION]

What the fuck has the thread turned into? Good lord. We've gone 5 pages and not one person has told me to shut the fuck up.
I think you just opened the door

[ATRAIN]

I think you just opened the door


The flood gates!!

[ORION]

The flood gates!!
I don't know where batman is but he has a potty mouth and would jump on this. He could make a hooker blush

[ATRAIN]

I don't know where batman is but he has a potty mouth and would jump on this. He could make a hooker blush


hahah yeah where the hell is batman??

[ORION]

hahah yeah where the hell is batman??
he is probably at work doing nothing expect sending me chris farley look alike emails

[peewee's lovechild]

Damn PeeWee, I always said I wanted a pony, but wtf is this bloody horse head doing in my bed

It was meant to scare you away from Ashbeeigh, but I turned out to be quite comical instead.

[peewee's lovechild]

Shut the fuck up ATRAIN!!!!!!!!!

[peewee's lovechild]

You're the new Quattro bitch now.

[peewee's lovechild]

ATURD.

[ATRAIN]

Shut the fuck up ATRAIN!!!!!!!!!


hahhaha dont get mad cause im going to win our bet

[midgetonadonkey]

I'm starting to believe that Atrain and Ashbeeigh are the same person.

[ATRAIN]

I'm starting to believe that Atrain and Ashbeeigh are the same person.


wtf why would you think that?

[ATRAIN]

Shut the fuck up ATRAIN!!!!!!!!!


its cute how your defending your new girl

[ATRAIN]

I'm starting to believe that Atrain and Ashbeeigh are the same person.


youll find out this weekend when I get your first 3 rounds.

[peewee's lovechild]

I'm starting to believe that Atrain and Ashbeeigh are the same person.

If that's true, Atrain is in for one wild night if we hang this weekend.

[ORION]

I'm starting to believe that Atrain and Ashbeeigh are the same person.
I thought Ashbeeigh was Batman

[peewee's lovechild]

its cute how your defending your new girl

Eye's gots to step up for my woman!!

[ATRAIN]

If that's true, Atrain is in for one wild night if we hang this weekend.


lol wtf does that mean, from what I hear im in for a wild night anyway

[peewee's lovechild]

I thought Ashbeeigh was Batman

She is when she uses her cape during our lenghthy love making sessions.

[peewee's lovechild]

lol wtf does that mean, from what I hear im in for a wild night anyway

Well, if you're ashbeeigh . . . then your tits and ass are getting pinched all night.

[ATRAIN]

Well, if you're ashbeeigh . . . then your tits and ass are getting pinched all night.


well im not, and you know that im not bitch

[peewee's lovechild]

well im not, and you know that im not bitch

We'll see about that.

[ATRAIN]

We'll see about that.


hahahah how the hell am I being compared to her............I dont get it, what have I done to desearve this

[peewee's lovechild]

hahahah how the hell am I being compared to her............I dont get it, what have I done to desearve this

Your tits are about the same.

The resemblance is uncanny.

[midgetonadonkey]

Well, if you're ashbeeigh . . . then your tits and ass are getting pinched all night.

Even if it isn't ashbeeigh you will be pinching his tits and ass all night. You get real handsy when you drink.

[ATRAIN]

Your tits are about the same.

The resemblance is uncanny.


hahaah dude wtf........

[peewee's lovechild]

Even if it isn't ashbeeigh you will be pinching his tits and ass all night. You get real handsy when you drink.

Only if I find the person marginally attractive.

[ORION]

man this slice of vagina fruit is starting to look more and more like a vagina because its been sitting on my desk since last week and its changing colors and the ends are folding in

[ATRAIN]

Even if it isn't ashbeeigh you will be pinching his tits and ass all night. You get real handsy when you drink.


well I was thinking the same thing, did he do that to you midge when on your lap?

[midgetonadonkey]

well I was thinking the same thing, did he do that to you midge when on your lap?

I don't want to talk about it. :depressed

[peewee's lovechild]

well I was thinking the same thing, did he do that to you midge when on your lap?

You WILL partake in the man love fest . . and YOU WILL LIKE IT!!!!

[peewee's lovechild]

I don't want to talk about it. :depressed

SilBlack told me that you wouldn't shut up about it.

[ATRAIN]

You WILL partake in the man love fest . . and YOU WILL LIKE IT!!!!


lol........what if I just buy another round instead?

[peewee's lovechild]

lol........what if I just buy another round instead?

That would work, but I get hornier as I drink more.

[ATRAIN]

SilBlack told me that you wouldn't shut up about it.

hahahah is that true silblack?

[ATRAIN]

That would work, but I get hornier as I drink more.


well midge will be there

[peewee's lovechild]

Fuck all that smack, let's all go to a titty bar!!!

[ATRAIN]

Fuck all that smack, let's all go to a titty bar!!!


whats good in San Antonio? None of that raunchy shit peewee!!

[peewee's lovechild]

whats good in San Antonio? None of that raunchy shit peewee!!

The Titty Bars are good, plus you can get steak and shrimp for under $5.

I'll take the money your are going to owe me in table dances.

[midgetonadonkey]

The raunchier the better. I wanna see stretch marks and stab wounds.

[ATRAIN]

The Titty Bars are good, plus you can get steak and shrimp for under $5.

I'll take the money your are going to owe me in table dances.


hahaha im taking the Midge approach and not pay up till the end of the season..... but ill give you a dollar to take up to the stage.

[ATRAIN]

The raunchier the better. I wanna see stretch marks and stab wounds.


dude pee wee and I are from the valley im sure we both have seen those. Pee wee what was the name of that one really raunchy one in brownsville?

[ashbeeigh]

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ashbeeigh, ATRAIN, ORION, peewee's lovechild, angel_luv

Goodness. We need to cover our ears.

[ATRAIN]

Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 5 (5 members and 0 guests)
ashbeeigh, ATRAIN, ORION, peewee's lovechild, angel_luv

Goodness. We need to cover our ears.


Hey Steve Sweet wants to meet you!!

[mrsmaalox]

The raunchier the better. I wanna see stretch marks and stab wounds.
Teeth or no teeth? :lol

[ATRAIN]

Teeth or no teeth? :lol


its optional, but preferably no.

[ashbeeigh]

Hey Steve Sweet wants to meet you!!

I wish I understood the words coming out of your mouth, ATURD.

[ATRAIN]

I wish I understood the words coming out of your mouth, ATURD.


I wish a lot of things as well...........only peewee can call me that.........get it ashbiotch

[ashbeeigh]

get it ashbiotch


You have no power over me...and if you're going to use it correctly, it's ashbitch.

[ORION]

I've seen the donkey show in boystown back when I was 18 or 19

[ATRAIN]

You have no power over me...and if you're going to use it correctly, it's ashbitch.


Beotch sounds more like a insult or I can say Biaaaatchhh, take your pick.

[ATRAIN]

I've seen the donkey show in boystown back when I was 18 or 19


Did you assist during crowd participation?

[ashbeeigh]

Beotch sounds more like a insult or I can say Biaaaatchhh, take your pick.

ashbitch sounds more hardcore though. And you have to think of the originator, batman. The original context has forever been lost, though. You'd have to ask Kori about it.

[ATRAIN]

ashbitch sounds more hardcore though. And you have to think of the originator, batman. The original context has forever been lost, though. You'd have to ask Kori about it.


ok now your just confusing me

[ORION]

Did you assist during crowd participation?
no but she tried to shove the banana in some dudes mouth and he damn near smacked it out of her hand

[ATRAIN]

no but she tried to shove the banana in some dudes mouth and he damn near smacked it out of her hand


LMAO give Ashbitch the banana she might want to eat it.

[Melmart1]

All the titty bars I have been to here in San Antonio suck ass. Not as bad as some of the places in New Orleans, but nasty nonetheless.

And I hate that there are never public bathrooms for women, only men. That means women are relegated to using the employee bathrooms the strippers use. Those strippers are NASTY!!! Toilets clogged, bloody tampons on the floor and dirty-ass seats. YOu see that shit, then go out and see them try to dance all sex, knowing their ass was just pasted to a shit-stained seat in the back and their nasty ass probably didn't wash their hands because there was no soap. Fuck that! :vomit:

[ATRAIN]

All the titty bars I have been to here in San Antonio suck ass. Not as bad as some of the places in New Orleans, but nasty nonetheless.

And I hate that there are never public bathrooms for women, only men. That means women are relegated to using the employee bathrooms the strippers use. Those strippers are NASTY!!! Toilets clogged, bloody tampons on the floor and dirty-ass seats. YOu see that shit, then go out and see them try to dance all sex, knowing their ass was just pasted to a shit-stained seat in the back and their nasty ass probably didn't wash their hands because there was no soap. Fuck that! :vomit:


hahahah wow ive never heard of that side of the coin....... were they all like that?

[Melmart1]

hahahah wow ive never heard of that side of the coin....... were they all like that?
I have only been to five strip clubs. Three here, two in New Orleans. All of them were filthy nasty except for the Hustler Club on Bourbon Street. That one was clean and the drinks surprisingly affordable.

[Melmart1]

I got hit on by like three women within 20 minutes of being there, including the bartender. That is probably why the drinks were affordable.

[ATRAIN]

I have only been to five strip clubs. Three here, two in New Orleans. All of them were filthy nasty except for the Hustler Club on Bourbon Street. That one was clean and the drinks surprisingly affordable.


LOL ive been to that one. All the drinks over there were pretty good and I loved drinking from bar to bar on the street.

[Melmart1]

That last time I was there was June of 2005, two months before Katrina. Haven't been back since but I hear it's just not the same, even though that area has mostly reopened. I want to go again, my kid brother is dying to go to New Orleans and see some jazz (he is a musician) and I know his parents won't take him so I just might. I have to take that boy everywhere ... first NFL game, first MLB game. Geez.

[ATRAIN]

That last time I was there was June of 2005, two months before Katrina. Haven't been back since but I hear it's just not the same, even though that area has mostly reopened. I want to go again, my kid brother is dying to go to New Orleans and see some jazz (he is a musician) and I know his parents won't take him so I just might. I have to take that boy everywhere ... first NFL game, first MLB game. Geez.


can you take me to my first nfl, mlb, and nba game :)

[ORION]

I got hit on by like three women within 20 minutes of being there, including the bartender. That is probably why the drinks were affordable.
did you go with coach debbie ?

[ORION]

That last time I was there was June of 2005, two months before Katrina. Haven't been back since but I hear it's just not the same, even though that area has mostly reopened. I want to go again, my kid brother is dying to go to New Orleans and see some jazz (he is a musician) and I know his parents won't take him so I just might. I have to take that boy everywhere ... first NFL game, first MLB game. Geez.
jerome is likely to wrap a sax around someones neck

[peewee's lovechild]

dude pee wee and I are from the valley im sure we both have seen those. Pee wee what was the name of that one really raunchy one in brownsville?

LOL!!!

It's not a titty bar anymore.
It used to be called "Camachin's".

It's called "Valentino's" now and it's a gay bar.

The only titty bar in Brownsville it "Stilleto's" and it's not that bad.

[ATRAIN]

LOL!!!

It's not a titty bar anymore.
It used to be called "Camachin's".

It's called "Valentino's" now and it's a gay bar.

The only titty bar in Brownsville it "Stilleto's" and it's not that bad.


Dude some of my best titty bar memories are at Steel Toes......thats what we call it :), dude I even have a koozie from there.

[peewee's lovechild]

All the titty bars I have been to here in San Antonio suck ass. Not as bad as some of the places in New Orleans, but nasty nonetheless.

And I hate that there are never public bathrooms for women, only men. That means women are relegated to using the employee bathrooms the strippers use. Those strippers are NASTY!!! Toilets clogged, bloody tampons on the floor and dirty-ass seats. YOu see that shit, then go out and see them try to dance all sex, knowing their ass was just pasted to a shit-stained seat in the back and their nasty ass probably didn't wash their hands because there was no soap. Fuck that! :vomit:

First of all, we gotta hang out at a titty bar sometime.

Secondly, I think Sugar's is pretty good.
But, I wouldn't go at night though.
It get's too packed and a lot of annoying people go.

But, during the day it's pretty damn cool and it always looks clean.
(especially the grotto)

[ORION]

LOL!!!

It's not a titty bar anymore.
It used to be called "Camachin's".

It's called "Valentino's" now and it's a gay bar.

The only titty bar in Brownsville it "Stilleto's" and it's not that bad.
if it was a gay bar it would be called " culettoes"

[peewee's lovechild]

Dude some of my best titty bar memories are at Steel Toes......thats what we call it :), dude I even have a koozie from there.

Steel Toes?????

I figured you'd be hitting the TexMex Lounge.
I've gone there before.
A bit raunchy, but kinda fun.

The last place I went to in the Valley was Fantasy in Harlingen.
That was cool cuz it was BYOB.

[peewee's lovechild]

if it was a gay bar it would be called " culettoes"

:lol :lol

Good one.

[ATRAIN]

Steel Toes?????

I figured you'd be hitting the TexMex Lounge.
I've gone there before.
A bit raunchy, but kinda fun.

The last place I went to in the Valley was Fantasy in Harlingen.
That was cool cuz it was BYOB.


Dude I have a story from there, ill tell you about it this weekend.

[midgetonadonkey]

Before I die I want to watch a chick fuck a donkey.

[mrsmaalox]

no but she tried to shove the banana in some dudes mouth and he damn near smacked it out of her hand
I was at a club in Juarez a few years ago with my husband and some other couples; during the "audience Participation" part of the show they had this young redneck looking guy up there and the whores were all over him, got his pants off him and he looked like he was about to die when he let loose and PISSED all over them! Those whores were so mad they about beat him to death with bottles, glasses whatever they could get their hands on. Definitely one of the funniest things I've ever seen in my life!!

[ATRAIN]

Before I die I want to watch a chick fuck a donkey.


that can be arranged, pee wee and I know the spots.

[peewee's lovechild]

I was at a club in Juarez a few years ago with my husband and some other couples; during the "audience Participation" part of the show they had this young redneck looking guy up there and the whores were all over him, got his pants off him and he looked like he was about to die when he let loose and PISSED all over them! Those whores were so mad they about beat him to death with bottles, glasses whatever they could get their hands on. Definitely one of the funniest things I've ever seen in my life!!

I saw something similar, but they tied up a Spring Breaker at a titty bar in Matamoros (Mex). They started stripping him and and he thought they were just going to take his shirt off, but they took his pants and underware off and he had like a half inch dick.

Everyone laughed and he turned red as a tomato.

They took him out back and gave him a special treatment to make up for the embarrasment. It was funny, but I'll never let that happen to me.

[peewee's lovechild]

that can be arranged, pee wee and I know the spots.

BoysTown baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ORION]

I was at a club in Juarez a few years ago with my husband and some other couples; during the "audience Participation" part of the show they had this young redneck looking guy up there and the whores were all over him, got his pants off him and he looked like he was about to die when he let loose and PISSED all over them! Those whores were so mad they about beat him to death with bottles, glasses whatever they could get their hands on. Definitely one of the funniest things I've ever seen in my life!!
did he want to pee on them ?

[ORION]

I saw something similar, but they tied up a Spring Breaker at a titty bar in Matamoros (Mex). They started stripping him and and he thought they were just going to take his shirt off, but they took his pants and underware off and he had like a half inch dick.

Everyone laughed and he turned red as a tomato.

They took him out back and gave him a special treatment to make up for the embarrasment. It was funny, but I'll never let that happen to me.
yeah I heard Batman was pretty upset when he was on stage

[ORION]

BoysTown baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I have a few stories from there. I saw some of the craziest things in my life there , but I didn't do any "activities" but did pay for a friend to have things done.

[Melmart1]

jerome is likely to wrap a sax around someones neck
I said KID brother, he is 17. My OTHER brother. Jerome lives in Killeen now and he would wrap a sax around someone, no doubt.

[Melmart1]

can you take me to my first nfl, mlb, and nba game :)
I find it hard to believe that you have not been to any. However, I will NOT take you to no fucking Astros or Texans games. You will go to Cowboys and Rangers games. And like it!

[peewee's lovechild]

I find it hard to believe that you have not been to any. However, I will NOT take you to no fucking Astros or Texans games. You will go to Cowboys and Rangers games. And like it!

Why hasn't that invitation come my way??

That's just fucked up!!

After all that we've been through together??

[Melmart1]

Why hasn't that invitation come my way??

That's just fucked up!!

After all that we've been through together??
You're a Yankees fan.

[peewee's lovechild]

You're a Yankees fan.

True, but I just want to go out with you.

[Melmart1]

True, but I just want to go out with you.
I don't think your wife would approve. Maybe if you told her I am a dyke she will though.

[marini martini]

I don't think your wife would approve. Maybe if you told her I am a dyke she will though.

Luv it :toast

[ashbeeigh]

fuck. Why had I never seen this youtube? Seriously?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VOzbXJuPmjc

[ashbeeigh]

Where is everyone at this late hour?

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

East shit and die, ashbeeigh.

(figured I'd be the one to go to the next level of dislike for you here)

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

fuck. Why had I never seen this youtube? Seriously?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VOzbXJuPmjc

You're welcome.

[ATRAIN]

BoysTown baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


LOL hell yeah man!!!

[ATRAIN]

I find it hard to believe that you have not been to any. However, I will NOT take you to no fucking Astros or Texans games. You will go to Cowboys and Rangers games. And like it!


ok :oops :oops

[ATRAIN]

East shit and die, ashbeeigh.

(figured I'd be the one to go to the next level of dislike for you here)


you bastard..........I was saving that for a special occasion!!!

[Squid]

God damn.

[ORION]

I don't want to work today

[Squid]

I never want to work.

[ATRAIN]

I don't want to work today


I agree and I just got back from a week off. Im taking this friday off though.

[Silver21_Black20]

Lazy Asses!!!

[Squid]

Weren't you late to work?

[ashbeeigh]

Not working is lovely.

[Silver21_Black20]

Weren't you late to work?

I always get to work around 10.

[Silver21_Black20]

Not working is lovely.

Fuck You!!!

[ORION]

If I had a plethora of snacks it wouldn't that bad but I only have a bag of chips

[peewee's lovechild]

My flirtation with ending my smoking habit has gone down in flames.

I'll smoke carpet if I don't get a cig soon.

Fuck, I'm even thinking of tearing a chunk of my fat ass co-workers hair and wrapping it in copy paper so I could light it up and smoke something.

[peewee's lovechild]

I hate work right now and I want to stab my co-worker in the eye.

[Melmart1]

I have a lot of work today and don't want to do it. I did finish quite a bit already. But this content management system is sooooo slow, so I gotta come here to waste time. But I am working. Sorta.

[peewee's lovechild]

with a pen.

[peewee's lovechild]

I have a lot of work today and don't want to do it. I did finish quite a bit already. But this content management system is sooooo slow, so I gotta come here to waste time. But I am working. Sorta.

Are you working in the nude?

[Melmart1]

Are you working in the nude?
haha, no. I already showered and changed into clothes. I have been up since like 4am, I got up to go pee and couldn't go back to sleep. Blechhhh.

[ATRAIN]

Are you working in the nude?


hahaha damn pee wee already starting with the perv talk

[ATRAIN]

Not working is lovely.


Shut your Mouth...no one want to hear it!!

[Melmart1]

hahaha damn pee wee already starting with the perv talk
It's never too early for perv talk. Or too late.

[Squid]

I'm ready for a beer. Why can't I drink at work? :pctoss

WHY DAMMIT!!

[ATRAIN]

Hey 1Billups1, how is work going for you.......oh thats good it sucks for me today. What was that you want to do WHAT to ashbeeigh???? Thats just gross and probably illegal!!

[ATRAIN]

It's never too early for perv talk. Or too late.


yeah your right, what was I thinking.

[Melmart1]

I'm ready for a beer. Why can't I drink at work? :pctoss

WHY DAMMIT!!
You need to start freelancing like me. Let Sandra be your suga momma. THen you can drink at work.

[ORION]

Are you working in the nude?
I am ! I forgot to get dressed this morning and when I got to work I said " Well if I go home I'll be late" so I just went inside and starting working

[ATRAIN]

I'm ready for a beer. Why can't I drink at work? :pctoss

WHY DAMMIT!!


damn that would be nice

[samikeyp]

It's never too early for perv talk. Or too late.

Yet another reason why Melmart is Goddess.

:worthy:

[ATRAIN]

Yet another reason why Melmart is Goddess.

:bowdown


Melmart I cant wait till you drag me to a rangers and cowboys game and make me your bitch!!!

[Melmart1]

Yet another reason why Melmart is Goddess.

:worthy:
Mikeyyyyy :makeout

[samikeyp]

Melmart I cant wait till you drag me to a rangers and cowboys game and make me your bitch!!!

Get in line.


Mel...I got the pretzels. ;)

[ATRAIN]

Get in line.


Mel...I got the pretzels. ;)


I am in line :depressed

[Melmart1]

Get in line.


Mel...I got the pretzels. ;)
Ugh, if only you didn't live in Michigan! We would sooo go to a game together. You know, those bus thingies with the hotel and 'Boys ticket are somewhat affordable -- but it quad occupancy, which means I could reasonably be put in the same room with three men I have never met. That could be very dangerous. Now if I had a man like you to keep me safe ... :eyebrows

[Melmart1]

I am in line :depressed
All a part of being my bitch.

[peewee's lovechild]

haha, no. I already showered and changed into clothes. I have been up since like 4am, I got up to go pee and couldn't go back to sleep. Blechhhh.

No gratuitous nudity???

I'm disappointed.

[ATRAIN]

All a part of being my bitch.


YES !!!! :oops

[Squid]

Melmart is my bitch and she was to wait in line for me. She waits weeks for a good ink shower.

[samikeyp]

Ugh, if only you didn't live in Michigan! We would sooo go to a game together. You know, those bus thingies with the hotel and 'Boys ticket are somewhat affordable -- but it quad occupancy, which means I could reasonably be put in the same room with three men I have never met. That could be very dangerous. Now if I had a man like you to keep me safe ...

Baby...I am always there to keep you safe!...if we were going, I would be dropping the travel agent discount card and getting us a hotel suite!

[peewee's lovechild]

You need to start freelancing like me. Let Sandra be your suga momma. THen you can drink at work.

How do I freelance?

I want to be able to do that.

[samikeyp]

No gratuitous nudity???

I'm disappointed.

Only for those of us on the VIP list.



Melmart is my bitch and she was to wait in line for me. She waits weeks for a good ink shower.

Show some respect before I turn your dumbass into tomorrow's special at Red Lobster.

[peewee's lovechild]

Melmart I cant wait till you drag me to a rangers and cowboys game and make me your bitch!!!

It will happen to me first.

I'll douse your asshole with kerosene and light it up if you go first!!

It's a fair warning.