Free Quattro Razor (5)

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[batman2883]

To

[batman2883]

Ha Ha Ha

[angel_luv]

Boo Bat! I wanted to split the last one. At least I got in the Rasho rocks!

:fro

[batman2883]

Sorry Luvie

[angel_luv]

I'm so upset.
I can't even talk to you right now Bat.

[angel_luv]

Okay so the last part is because I am logging off the computer at work to go home. But still! :lol

[angel_luv]

I'm outta here!

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Boo Bat! I wanted to split the last one. At least I got in the Rasho rocks!

:fro

01:45

[Richard Cranium]

Back again.

[Silver21_Black20]

I leave for an hour and a half lunch and this shit splits.

[midgetonadonkey]

midgetonadonkey

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

I'm going to actually follow this Quatro thread, see what all the hype's about. If it sucks I'm holding you all personally responsible.

[Silver21_Black20]

They all suck.

Just wanted to clear my name.

[midgetonadonkey]

Yeah these threads blow. The only time they are good is when Squid is around.

[Silver21_Black20]

Squid is overrated!!!!!

[midgetonadonkey]

How can you say that? He's been like a brother to you for all these years.

[Silver21_Black20]

Squid can kiss my ass!!!

[midgetonadonkey]

He will later. :eyebrows

[Silver21_Black20]

You sure as hell better not bother me when I'm watching Spiderman 3.

:lol

[midgetonadonkey]

All I have to say is be careful when you reach in the popcorn bucket.

[ashbeeigh]

I leave for an hour and a half lunch and this shit splits.

That's what I'm saying! I went off to take a final and it split. :madrun

[CuckingFunt]

Squid is overrated!!!!!Of all the marine invertebrates I've ever had conversations with, Squid is by far my favorite.

[TheQuattro]

Calamari sucks.

[The Quattro]

Get the fuck out of here.

[The Quattro]

Join Date: 09-02-2005

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

How can you say that? He's been like a brother to you for all these years.

Eww.

[jman3000]

:lol speaking of sandra's brother... that's who rashofan thought i was when she first met me :lmao

[Trainwreck2100]

:lol speaking of sandra's brother... that's who rashofan thought i was when she first met me :lmao


wait a minute, you're not her brother?

[jman3000]

pffft ... in her dreams.

[Shelly]

So, jman...have you asked the lovely Spurschick out on a date yet????

[jman3000]

since when have i had the money to take somebody like spurschick out on a date?

:lol

[Shelly]

since when have i had the money to take somebody like spurschick out on a date?

:lol

hhmmmmm

[Cupid]

I'm in your corner Jman

[Trainwreck2100]

since when have i had the money to take somebody like spurschick out on a date?

:lol

She's got a job.

[kingsfan]

Isn't Spurschick married/cohabitating? :wtf

[Shelly]

Isn't Spurschick married/cohabitating? :wtf

no...you're probably thinking of SpursWoman

[Silver21_Black20]

:lol speaking of sandra's brother... that's who rashofan thought i was when she first met me :lmao


Eww.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Actually, that was geared towards the thought of you and your brother banging.

[Silver21_Black20]

Got that. I used your remark as an answer to jman.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Got that. I used your remark as an answer to jman.

Oh, okay.

Good, now I can remove the thought of you and your brother banging from my palette.

[Silver21_Black20]

Oh, okay.

Good, now I can remove the thought of you and your brother banging from my palette.

I ... don't think I can ever look at you the same JB.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I ... don't think I can ever look at you the same JB.

I'm growing taller?

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

It's not like I wanted that thought there, but when your boyfriend says his troll is like your brother...well, I had to make the thought to make the "Eww."

[TheTruth]

midge and sandra are related?

[Trainwreck2100]

midge and sandra are related?


that's some jerry springer shit right there

[Silver21_Black20]

I'm growing taller?

Leave the tall jokes to Shoog. :lol

[midgetonadonkey]

midge and sandra are related?

We are cousins.

[Trainwreck2100]

We are cousins.

paternal?

[midgetonadonkey]

yes

[Trainwreck2100]

who's your daddy?

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Leave the tall jokes to Shoog. :lol

Mine are funnier because they are so few and far between.

[Silver21_Black20]

Mine are funnier because they are so few and far between.

True. And you don't post pics of the Jolly Green Giant.

[Trainwreck2100]

True. And you don't post pics of the Jolly Green Giant.


Word on the street is that's what you cal midge's whoha

[ashbeeigh]

a drink for every warriors score. That is the life.

[batman2883]

Sandra is prone to self fornications on a 4 times a day basis

[midgetonadonkey]

I just started my 12 hour shift. Twelve hours at a library sucks.

[midgetonadonkey]

I need to shave my back. It's getting hairy.

[Trainwreck2100]

I;m trying to finish my last homework assignment

[Silver21_Black20]

One 12hr shift :lol

I've worked 12hr days every other day for the last 4 months. :lol

[midgetonadonkey]

But not at a library.

[Silver21_Black20]

Clear your inbox.

[Trainwreck2100]

check your pms

[Richard Cranium]

I'm booked for the rest of the day too.

[ashbeeigh]

I'm trying to study for my last set of finals...ever.

[midgetonadonkey]

Well then shut the fuck up and go study.

[midgetonadonkey]

Some douchebag is protesting outside the library by lying face down.

[midgetonadonkey]

Protesters are stupid.

[leemajors]

I need to shave my back. It's getting hairy.


http://www.mangroomer.com/

[midgetonadonkey]

Badass. I think I might need one of those.

[leemajors]

should really help out those with lower back hair. i will just let mine grow, maybe it will get thick enough that i won't need much sunscreen.

[batman2883]

how did midge steal my girl!?!!?

[batman2883]

i love reading this from espn over and over again

There isn't a happier team than the Spurs right now. Not only are they peaking at the perfect time, but Dallas was the one contender that matched up perfectly against them. Now they get the Suns (as much as I love watching the Suns, the Spurs are a terrible matchup for them), then the winner of Houston/Utah-Golden State, then whatever flawed team comes out of the East. Are you kidding me? During last night's game, TNT should have had cameras at Tim Duncan's house, like how CBS has cameras at various colleges during the NCAA tournament selection show. We needed to see the Spurs celebrating and pouring champagne on one another. Might as well start early. For all intents and purposes, you can put a fork in the 2007 NBA playoffs.

[batman2883]

sandra i hate you now!!

[Mixability]

how did midge steal my girl!?!!?

Since you only have one leg, he threw her over his shoulder and out ran you.

[midgetonadonkey]

how did midge steal my girl!?!!?

I used my wit and charm.

[midgetonadonkey]

Extreme vulgarity and tasteless jokes also helped out a bit.

[Melmart1]

Last night my dart team had to play at this hole in the wall on the Southside, this place was so ghetto there was blue duct tape holding together the toilet seat. I almost pinched my left nalga on it.

[midgetonadonkey]

What was the place called?

[leemajors]

Last night my dart team had to play at this hole in the wall on the Southside, this place was so ghetto there was blue duct tape holding together the toilet seat. I almost pinched my left nalga on it.

team darts? what kind of league is it?

[Silver21_Black20]

Last night my dart team had to play at this hole in the wall on the Southside, this place was so ghetto there was blue duct tape holding together the toilet seat. I almost pinched my left nalga on it.

You don't put toilet paper on the seat before you sit down?

[midgetonadonkey]

Melmart pees standing up.

[Richard Cranium]

You don't put toilet paper on the seat before you sit down?

:lmao People really use those neck wraps?

[ShoogarBear]

SilBlack is bangin her brother? Ewww.

[Melmart1]

Whether you put toilet paper down on the seat or not, if there is a crack in the toilet seat you risk pinching your ass on it.

There was also a bathtub in the bathroom. I wonder if anyone has ever peed in there.

[ShoogarBear]

Melmart pees standing up.:lmao

Ewwwwwwwwwwww.

[ShoogarBear]

I want to see a picture of you in your darts uniform.

[midgetonadonkey]

I want to see a picture of her pissing standing up.

[ShoogarBear]

What's your jersey number?

[ShoogarBear]

I want to see a picture of her pissing standing up.Man, that's vintage Quattro.

[mookie2001]

awww...I thought it gonBe he-mann!

[Melmart1]

We have team shirts but we don't have numbers on them :lol

[mookie2001]

thats vintage

do people remember the free quattro razor, the promo, the razor, for shaving, that this thread was founded on?

[ShoogarBear]

We have team shirts but we don't have numbers on them :lolThen how are the sportscasters supposed to identify you?

[Melmart1]

Well I am usually the only girl playing, so just look at the bumps on my chest and that should clue you in.

[ShoogarBear]

TTI suddenly WWP.

[Melmart1]

Actually last night's team we played was five girls and one guy. These were some rough looking broads, the ones who keep perming their hair despite the fact that they are slowly going bald.

[ShoogarBear]

So then the bump method wouldn't work in this situation. This is why you need numbers.

[ShoogarBear]

Well I am usually the only girl playing, so just look at the bumps on my chest and that should clue you in.BTW, did I ever mention I am fluent in Braille?

[angel_luv]

I'm trying to study for my last set of finals...ever.


Congrats Ash. :)

[Richard Cranium]

Good luck Ash.

[leemajors]

i was actually serious - what games do you play? 300? 500? team cricket?

[jman3000]

i think i have pneumonia... or im getting asthma or something... fuck this hurts.

[TheQuattro]

thats vintage

do people remember the free quattro razor, the promo, the razor, for shaving, that this thread was founded on?

I do

[Hypochondriac]

i think i have pneumonia... or im getting asthma or something... fuck this hurts.

I think I'm coming down with something too.

[midgetonadonkey]

I finally tried some penguin steaks. Not as good as I thought they would be.

[midgetonadonkey]

:guin

[midgetonadonkey]

I ate it.

[midgetonadonkey]

With hot sauce and guacamole.

[midgetonadonkey]

Every sports bar I called is charging $20 to watch the fight.

[midgetonadonkey]

I find that to be an absurd amount of money.

[midgetonadonkey]

Ridiculous.

[midgetonadonkey]

$20

[leemajors]

couple places in austin are showing it for free. you'd think they would all charge nothing and bump up drink prices. you should actually just show up and say you don't want to watch the fight, you just want to have some drinks and see what they say.

[Silver21_Black20]

Anyone know of a place to watch the fight with no cover charge?

[midgetonadonkey]

I called Murphy's and asked but no dice. I don't even think those fuckers have cable.

[Ginofan]

I'll only charge you $10, TheTruth ordered it.

[TheTruth]

seriously though midge, if you don't mind driving out to fredericksburg road, you can watch it here.

[angel_luv]

i hate Time Warner.

My internet went out last night.
Those fools kept me on hold for an hour- one hour, an entire " What Not to Wear episode- just to tell me that my modem need to be replaced.

The tech tells me I can just take it in to a service atation and replace it. He acted as if I have all the time in the world to do this.
That, he said , or he could send a service man to me but not until Monday at the earliest.

This by the way, was the fourth time I have called for tech support in the last week and this was the first time anyone suggested I exchange my modem, even though I repeatedly asked them what I might do to trouble shoot the issue.



:pctoss :pctoss :pctoss

:lol Maybe if I threw my computer :pctoss less, it wouldn't break. :lol

[ashbeeigh]

i hate Time Warner.

My internet went out last night.

Have you thought about switching to SBC and their DSL? We don't have any problems with our internet. It's not cable, it's DSL, and I really don't know the difference in the two, but they can't be too different.

[ShoogarBear]

I'll only charge you $10To sig or not to sig, that is the question.

[TheSanityAnnex]

It's not cable, it's DSL, and I really don't know the difference in the two, but they can't be too different.Cable technology supports approximately 30 Mbps of bandwidth, whereas most forms of DSL cannot reach 10 Mbps. Quite a difference in speed. DSL can be more reliable though.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

To sig or not to sig, that is the question.

Nah, I'm sure there's better.

[ShoogarBear]

Nah, I'm sure there's better.Maybe, but you can't beat the price.

[ashbeeigh]

Cable technology supports approximately 30 Mbps of bandwidth, whereas most forms of DSL cannot reach 10 Mbps. Quite a difference in speed. DSL can be more reliable though.

Good to know.

[TenBuckTammy]

I'll only charge you $10.

:tu

[angel_luv]

Oh so many stupid people at the mall today!!!!!!!!!!!!

Customer # 1- Paid for a 157 dollar card in five dollar bills. - Ever heard of a $20?

Customer #2- Called for directions to the Chinese restaurant here and proceeded to pay absolutely no attention to the very clear, concise directions I gave him, instead rambling on about how he doesn't know how the manager of the buffet got to be one as he is a foreigner.

Customer #3- A preteen with her grandmother. The grandmother asked about renting one of our wheelchairs. I explained our policy- rental is free just leave your name, number, and a form of identification while borrowing it.
The grandmother decided she would rather walk. I smiled and said, " If you're sure, have a nice day" to which the obnoxious punk of kid retarted retardedly, " Don't make fun of my grandma: :wtf creepy kid

The Spurs had better put on a heck of a fourth quarter performance this afternoon, because it is only on very hard terms that I will be available to go to the GTG.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

i love scotch

scotchy scotchy scotch

[ShoogarBear]

You sell cards for 157 dollars?

[ashbeeigh]

I'm going to hit 3,500 tonight or tomorrow. :elephant




The elephant may have been a little excesive.

[Trainwreck2100]

I'm going to hit 3,500 tonight or tomorrow. :elephant




The elephant may have been a little excesive.


I hit 3500 a long ass time before you

[ORION]

I cut the grass today !

[ORION]

I hit 3500 a long ass time before you
3500 women ?!?!?! you pee-pee must be sore

[ashbeeigh]

I hit 3500 a long ass time before you

I lurked for quite some time, before I starting posting.

[batman2883]

When Harry Died In Spider Man 3 I Couldnt Stop The Tears From Falling Poor Harry Realized Peter Was Truly His Best Friend

[midgetonadonkey]

fag

[Silver21_Black20]

That was bullshit. They should have never become friends.

[Trainwreck2100]

That was bullshit. They should have never become friends.


Spidey should have beat up Mary Jane more.

[midgetonadonkey]

I can almost see.

[midgetonadonkey]

That's my update.

[midgetonadonkey]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JpBGRA6HHtY

[Silver21_Black20]

I can almost see.

How many fingers am I holding up?

[midgetonadonkey]

2

[midgetonadonkey]

How many fingers am I holding up? :eyebrows

[Trainwreck2100]

11

[angel_luv]

Did you guys know the Queen of England is in the country? I was just watching coverage on television about the dinner the President and First Lady held in her honor.

[midgetonadonkey]

I heard she is here to replace Beno as our 3rd string PG.

[Trainwreck2100]

I heard she is here to replace Beno as our 3rd string PG.


She was, but she failed the drug test

[Silver21_Black20]

Pumpkin seeds are good. They are roasted and salted.

[Silver21_Black20]

I'm going to hit 3,500 tonight or tomorrow.

Fucking liar!

[ashbeeigh]

Fucking liar!
Damnit! Why would someone pay attention the one day I had stuff to do? :madrun


It will be today.

[angel_luv]

I heard she is here to replace Beno as our 3rd string PG.


sigh.

Welcome back Midge.

[Mixability]

sigh.

Here's an honest question.

Who are you favorite Spurs players?

[angel_luv]

Here's an honest question.

Who are you favorite Spurs players?


As opposed to a dishonest question? :lol

Favorite Spurs:
Current: Gino, Beno, Timmy, Brent, and Bruce

Former: Rasho, Hedo, Malik, Sean Marks, and ( since last series) Stephen Jackson. :)

[jman3000]

beno, rasho, and hedo blow. big time.

im fine with the rest of your list.

[ashbeeigh]

When jman becomes part of the Spurs organization or a professional sports writer he can tell Angel whether her choices blow, in his "professional opinion."

Otherwise he should just stop being mean.





One away!

[angel_luv]

You're just hating because you're jealous of how Rasho, Beno and Hedo can all grow facial hair in a stylish manner.

[jman3000]

When jman becomes part of the Spurs organization or a professional sports writer he can tell Angel whether her choices blow, in his "professional opinion."

Otherwise he should just stop being mean.

One away!

In my non-professional, but extremely insightful point of view, Beno, Rasho, and Hedo suck. Big time.

[jman3000]

You're just hating because you're jealous of how Rasho, Beno and Hedo can all grow facial hair in a stylish manner.

if you can show me 1 picture of rasho that doesn't involve him looking like a 13 year old boy i'll shut up.

[angel_luv]

if you can show me 1 picture of rasho that doesn't involve him looking like a 13 year old boy i'll shut up.


Rasho is extremely, ruggedly handsome in all his pictures.

You are talking nonsense per usual.

[angel_luv]

Congrats on post count- Ash. :)

[leemajors]

if you can show me 1 picture of rasho that doesn't involve him looking like a 13 year old boy i'll shut up.

his thinning hair could never be mistaken for 13. plus, he looks kinda like frankenstein anyway.

[angel_luv]

Look how cute! :)

http://images.sportsline.com/u/photos/basketball/nba/img9519837.jpg

Sorry can't upload picture- am at work. Working hard too- obviously. :)

[ashbeeigh]

I was looking for the first Spurstalk thread that I read...it had Rasho and Beno in it..I don't think he looks 13, or has thinning hair in it:

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=15613


I'll save my "We have all been witness" thread for a bigger milestone post count. Maybe 5,000.
And thanks, Angel_liv!

[Mixability]

As opposed to a dishonest question? :lol

Favorite Spurs:
Current: Gino, Beno, Timmy, Brent, and Bruce

Former: Rasho, Hedo, Malik, Sean Marks, and ( since last series) Stephen Jackson. :)

Ah, Chewie's got jokes.

I just didn't want you to be scared of being made fun of, but jman's taken care of that.

Aside from your current favs, I see that you don't really pay attention to what the players do on the court.

[jman3000]

ashbeeigh and angel luv scissor.

[angel_luv]

I was looking for the first Spurstalk thread that I read...it had Rasho and Beno in it..I don't think he looks 13, or has thinning hair in it:

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=15613


I'll save my "We have all been witness" thread for a bigger milestone post count. Maybe 5,000.
And thanks, Angel_liv!


And what a great topic to reach a hallmark post with. :)

[angel_luv]

Ah, Chewie's got jokes.

I just didn't want you to be scared of being made fun of, but jman's taken care of that.

Aside from your current favs, I see that you don't really pay attention to what the players do on the court.


I fear no one.

Your concern is moving.

[Mixability]

ashbeeigh and angel luv scissor.

i hate you

[ashbeeigh]

Aside from your current favs, I see that you don't really pay attention to what the players do on the court.

She's working while they're playing?

[Silver21_Black20]

Hey ashbeeigh, I think your next 3,500 posts should be in another thread. :tu

[ashbeeigh]

Hey ashbeeigh, I think your next 3,500 posts should be in another thread. :tu

You would hope, huh?

I won't be around, like at all after the 26th (fingers crossed). So you can start a countdown.

[jman3000]

Hey ashbeeigh, I think your next 3,500 posts should be in another thread. :tu

i think your next 3500 posts shouldnt exist...




ok that made no sense... but im sticking to it.

[Silver21_Black20]

i think your next 3500 posts shouldnt exist...




ok that made no sense... but im sticking to it.

I think your 'stache shouldn't exist.

[jman3000]

I think your 'stache shouldn't exist.

you might get your wish... it's going over into my mouth in places and when im not paying attention i'll chew on it. it's making it spotty :lol

:depressed

[jman3000]

*chews on stache*

[Silver21_Black20]

Ewww :lol

[ashbeeigh]

you might get your wish... it's going over into my mouth in places and when im not paying attention i'll chew on it. it's making it spotty :lol

:depressed

I just threw up in my mouth a little. :vomit:

[jman3000]

fuck you all... if you knew the sweet, sweet taste of my facial hair, you'd want to feast on it too.

[ashbeeigh]

fuck you all... if you knew the sweet, sweet taste of my facial hair, you'd want to feast on it too.

Thank god I don't have a y chromosome.

[Silver21_Black20]

fuck you all... if you knew the sweet, sweet taste of my facial hair, you'd want to feast on it too.

So you like the taste of cocaine and facial hair? Freak!

[jman3000]

Thank god I don't have a y chromosome.

but you do have 3 copies of chromosome 21.

[ashbeeigh]

but you do have 3 copies of chromosome 21.

:madrun Speaking from personal experience are we?

[jman3000]

So you like the taste of cocaine and facial hair? Freak!

cocaine made my mouth numb... i was pissed.

[Mixability]

She's working while they're playing?

Thats a good enough reason for her to like crappy players. :clap

[Silver21_Black20]

Who gives a shit!?

Let her like who she likes.

[jman3000]

Who gives a shit!?

Let her like who she likes.

dont listen to her veronica. my opinion should influence you heavily.

[Silver21_Black20]

dont listen to her veronica. my opinion should influence you heavily.

She's got a mind of her own and she uses it quite well.

Your opinion sucks!

[Mixability]

Who gives a shit!?

Let her like who she likes.

I was just curious. I know she likes Rasho and Beno, so that should have clued me in initially, but now that I've seen the rest of her "all star" team, I don't have to assume.

[leemajors]

you might get your wish... it's going over into my mouth in places and when im not paying attention i'll chew on it. it's making it spotty :lol

:depressed

you need some stache scissors or a trimmer with no guard... you can cut it right above/below the lip. let the sides go down for a handlebar.

[jman3000]

She's got a mind of her own and she uses it quite well.

Your opinion sucks!

No... YOUR opinion sucks.

[jman3000]

pwned :hat

[Silver21_Black20]

Dork!

[jman3000]

you need some stache scissors or a trimmer with no guard... you can cut it right above/below the lip. let the sides go down for a handlebar.

handle bars would be pimp... unfortunately i dont have any hair that grows on the sides of my lip : (

[jman3000]

i was peeling an orange and just got sprayed in the eye with orange juice. fuck.

[sa_butta]

i was peeling an orange and just got sprayed in the eye with orange juice. fuck.PWNED

[ashbeeigh]

i was peeling an orange and just got sprayed in the eye with orange juice. fuck.

Aren't you glad no one caught you peeling an onion?

[angel_luv]

PWNED


:lol

[angel_luv]

J-
Have you seen that new Jack in the Box commercial where Jack and all his associates all have beards?
I think of you when it comes on. :lol

[jman3000]

J-
Have you seen that new Jack in the Box commercial where Jack and all his associates all have beards?
I think of you when it comes on. :lol

:lol nice.

[ShoogarBear]

What is all this happy horseshit?

[BurgerKing]

Beards rock!!

[Silver21_Black20]

I want to make up a Troll.

[jman3000]

shoogar bear is slang for sodomy.

[jman3000]

I want to make up a Troll.

you suck enough as 1 poster... no need increasing your suckage exponentially.

[Silver21_Black20]

I'm not saying it would be the most awesomeness Troll... I'm just bored.

[Silver21_Black20]

How 'bout "jman's 'stache"?

And the avatar can be a picture of your 'stache.

[jman3000]

How 'bout "jman's 'stache"?

And the avatar can be a picture of your 'stache.

:lol i'd be honored.

[jman3000]

it would be the male version of the bravatar.

all the ladies would ask to see more.

[Silver21_Black20]

:lol i'd be honored.

But than when you shave, I couldn't post as "jman's 'stache" cause it would be nonexistent. Hmm...too much trouble.

[jman3000]

im not gonna shave... so tough shit.

[jman3000]

*chews on stache*

[Silver21_Black20]

Chewing on your 'stache secretly drives ashbeeigh wild.

[ShoogarBear]

I want to make up a Troll.I thought midget was your troll.

[Silver21_Black20]

I thought midget was your troll.

Actually, Squid is my troll.

[midgetonadonkey]

She is also 1Billups 1.

[jman3000]

Chewing on your 'stache secretly drives ashbeeigh wild.
the sound it makes is similar to the sound a cricket makes when it rubs its wings together. this does not surprise me.

[Silver21_Black20]

I think a pic of you chewing on your 'stache at the GTG is needed. :lol

[jman3000]

I think a pic of you chewing on your 'stache at the GTG is needed. :lol

only way she's getting it is if she catches me doing it while im unaware. i aint posing for that shit :lol

can you chew on your leg hair yet?

[ashbeeigh]

the sound it makes is similar to the sound a cricket makes when it rubs its wings together. this does not surprise me.

Are you saying insects are erotic? I would never.

[midgetonadonkey]

I have ELO's Telephone Line in my head.

[midgetonadonkey]

It's a beautiful marriage of words and music.

[midgetonadonkey]

As Sinatra would say.

[Silver21_Black20]

Gayyyyy

[midgetonadonkey]

Send in the Clowns is a wonderful song as well.

[midgetonadonkey]

Gayyyyy

You know you like that song.

[midgetonadonkey]

If Almond Joy has nuts and Mounds don't, does that mean that Almond Joys are male and Mounds are female?

[midgetonadonkey]

I heard on the radio that people buy their dogs nut implants after their nuetered so their self esteem won't be effected by their nutless sacks.

[midgetonadonkey]

http://www.neuticles.com/webpages/NeuticlesBrochure.pdf

[midgetonadonkey]

I should get some of those for my dog.

[midgetonadonkey]

I would help him out and get him the extra large ones.

[midgetonadonkey]

They sell them individually as well. That's amazing.

[midgetonadonkey]

I can get him one ball at a time.

[Silver21_Black20]

Haha...your dog is nutless.

[midgetonadonkey]

He can cruise around with his one nut while I'm paying for the second one.

[midgetonadonkey]

I'd have to put them in myself.

[midgetonadonkey]

I'm sure there's a ridiculous installation fee.

[midgetonadonkey]

Haha...your dog is nutless.

Don't laugh. He is sensitive about that.

[midgetonadonkey]

haha He has an empty sack.

[midgetonadonkey]

One would think they would remove the sack with the balls.

[midgetonadonkey]

Now his empty sack just flops around.

[midgetonadonkey]

It looks like a piece of hanging skin.

[midgetonadonkey]

I'll post a picture later.

[midgetonadonkey]

I don't think that's considered pornography.

[midgetonadonkey]

It maybe softcore animal porn. But nothing X rated.

[midgetonadonkey]

I'm not going to be blowing him or anything.

[midgetonadonkey]

It's just a harmless picture of his empty sack.

[Silver21_Black20]

Before you take a pic, take him a bath so he can look pretty.

[ashbeeigh]

Packing is a big pain.

[midgetonadonkey]

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/ignore.jpg