Free Quattro Razor (15)

[ATRAIN]

Wrong. I don't hate Atrain. In fact, I have asked him several times to just let bygones be bygones. But that's the problem with roids. The huge head, rage, shrinking penis. It's kinda sad really.



Yeah your Pm's begging me to stop giving you a hard time are pretty pathetic. Hey leave the roids out of this, they did nothing to you.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

the irony continues....................

[ATRAIN]

Im with you on this one maalox. Mel's condesending smack is her way of trying to make herself matter.

Just laugh it off.

Uhhh ohhh, let the fireworks begin.

[Melmart1]

Im with you on this one maalox. Mel's condesending smack is her way of trying to make herself matter.

Just laugh it off.

hey, not all of us can matter to ATRAIN as much as you. I heard you met the family in Houston a couple of weeks ago. It made me so jealous that I just have to come in here to prove my self worth :(

[Melmart1]

What's it like, dating a roid rager? Does he beat up on you like his wife? Do you wish you had never left the valley to follow him to Austin?

[peewee's lovechild]

O-Factor fucked ATRAIN's sister???

So, O-Factor had ATRAIN's sloppy seconds?

[O-Factor]

Roid rager, :lmao

[Melmart1]

O-Factor fucked ATRAIN's sister???

So, O-Factor had ATRAIN's sloppy seconds?

I think he did the entire family. Which is why Atrain wont let you near them. O-face gave them something. He is just thinking of your health, you should be thanking the man for being so considerate of your pinga.

[peewee's lovechild]

What's it like, dating a roid rager? Does he beat up on you like his wife? Do you wish you had never left the valley to follow him to Austin?

He keeps hoping that one day ATRAIN will change and that they'll be able to have kids and move out into the country.

[peewee's lovechild]

I think he did the entire family. Which is why Atrain wont let you near them. O-face gave them something. He is just thinking of your health, you should be thanking the man for being so considerate of your pinga.

I was actually turned off by the fact that he banged his sisters, but O-Fart sticking his genital wort coverd dick into their cunts makes them completely off limits.

I wonder if ATRAIN paid him to do it so he could watch.

I wonder if all this was done to a 90210 episode in the background.

[ATRAIN]

He keeps hoping that one day ATRAIN will change and that they'll be able to have kids and move out into the country.



Isnt that what someone said about you and Midge a while back?

[Melmart1]

He keeps hoping that one day ATRAIN will change and that they'll be able to have kids and move out into the country.

Do you think o-face will bear the children, like that pregnant man on Oprah? Or will they get a surrogate?

[mrsmaalox]

He is just thinking of your health, you should be thanking the man for being so considerate of your pinga.

No you shouldn't; Atrain has ulterior motives for your pinga.

[peewee's lovechild]

Isnt that what someone said about you and Midge a while back?

Beautiful retort.

Did you sprain your brain thinking of it?

Did it hurt your head when you came up with it?

I know all this can be very difficult for you.

[O-Factor]

I was actually turned off by the fact that he banged his sisters, but O-Fart sticking his genital wort coverd dick into their cunts makes them completely off limits.

I wonder if ATRAIN paid him to do it so he could watch.

I wonder if all this was done to a 90210 episode in the background.

It was a wonder years episode.

[ATRAIN]

No you shouldn't; Atrain has ulterior motives for your pinga.



Are you still talking.......didnt I tell you to shut your fucking whore mouth hours ago?

[peewee's lovechild]

Do you think o-face will bear the children, like that pregnant man on Oprah? Or will they get a surrogate?

I was thinking ATRAIN will gladly shit out a kid out of his asshole to show O-fart how much he loves him.

[peewee's lovechild]

It was a wonder years episode.

Don't you fuck with Wonder Years you fucking faggot cock sucker.

[O-Factor]

furthermore I would'nt even fuck Atrain with Mel's dick

[O-Factor]

Don't you fuck with Wonder Years you fucking faggot cock sucker.

It was the one where Paul lost his virginity and Kevin was somewhat jealous.

[ATRAIN]

Don't you fuck with Wonder Years you fucking faggot cock sucker.

Winnie was a whore!!

[mrsmaalox]

Did you sprain your brain thinking of it?

poor Atrain thinks that because the roids made his head humongous, that he is smarter too.

[peewee's lovechild]

furthermore I would'nt even fuck Atrain with Mel's dick

But, you would do it with a strap on because your vagina is dry?

[peewee's lovechild]

Or, is it covered in sores?

[peewee's lovechild]

Perhaps it's a rotting vagina?

[peewee's lovechild]

Winnie was a whore!!

Yes, but she was MY whore.

[Melmart1]

Don't you fuck with Wonder Years you fucking faggot cock sucker.

So we can make fun of your sausage fingers, your tiny pinga and your diseases, but we can't talk smack about Winnie Cooper?

[peewee's lovechild]

roids made his head humongous

There you go, talking about his dick again.

Why don't you just admit to banging him?

Let's get this over with.

[Melmart1]

furthermore I would'nt even fuck Atrain with Mel's dick

No, because you are afraid he wouldn't want yours anymore after having mine.

[peewee's lovechild]

So we can make fun of your sausage fingers, your tiny pinga and your diseases, but we can't talk smack about Winnie Cooper?


Winnie Cooper is a goddess.

In some small, undeveloped countries, she is cosidered the life source of all living beings.

I subscribe to this belief.

I'm asking you to respect that.

[ATRAIN]

Yes, but she was MY whore.



Bullshit, winnie wouldnt have fucked you after you fucked sagox.

[O-Factor]

http://i.usatoday.net/life/_photos/2007/08/14/danica-mckellarx-large.jpg

[mrsmaalox]

There you go, talking about his dick again.

Why don't you just admit to banging him?

Let's get this over with.

If I was talking about his dick i would have pointed out that roids shrink the dick. Don't you know anything?

[ATRAIN]

No, because you are afraid he wouldn't want yours anymore after having mine.



Do you have a Dick like Chyna Doll's? She pretty much fucked X-pac.

[peewee's lovechild]

No, because you are afraid he wouldn't want yours anymore after having mine.

This statement perplexes me.

Mel with a vagina = all that is good.

Mel with a penis = I don't even want to know.

[ATRAIN]

http://i.usatoday.net/life/_photos/2007/08/14/danica-mckellarx-large.jpg

Is that her now? Winnie the whore?

[peewee's lovechild]

Bullshit, winnie wouldnt have fucked you after you fucked sagox.

I'm not the one who's pissed at her because she laughed at your small dick and turned you down.


Winnie would have loved me.

She has presented herself to me in various dreams to tell me just that.

[ATRAIN]

This statement perplexes me.

Mel with a vagina = all that is good.

Mel with a penis = I don't even want to know.



Chyna Doll I tell you.

[Melmart1]

This statement perplexes me.

Mel with a vagina = all that is good.

Mel with a penis = I don't even want to know.

Shutup. You would fuck me either way, you desperate bastard.

[peewee's lovechild]

http://i.usatoday.net/life/_photos/2007/08/14/danica-mckellarx-large.jpg



I'll be in the bathroom for the next 15-20 minutes.

[peewee's lovechild]

Shutup. You would fuck me either way, you desperate bastard.

You would have to do a "tuck job", but you're right.

[O-Factor]

http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&q=Danica+McKellar&um=1&ie=UTF-8

[peewee's lovechild]

I'm of the opinion that Mel looks like Winnie Cooper.

And, that makes my crotch happy.

Very happy, indeed.

[Melmart1]

I'll be in the bathroom for the next 15-20 minutes.

Are you serious? That turns you on? Her face looks OK but her body looks like a guy. Where are her hips? Do you see that arm on the chalkboard? It looks like a guy's arm.

[O-Factor]

Are you serious? That turns you on? Her face looks OK but her body looks like a guy. Where are her hips? Do you see that arm on the chalkboard? It looks like a guy's arm.


Jealous of winnie cooper huh?

[peewee's lovechild]

Are you serious? That turns you on? Her face looks OK but her body looks like a guy. Where are her hips? Do you see that arm on the chalkboard? It looks like a guy's arm.

1. There are better pics out there, I'm just too lazy to post them.

2. She's got boobs.

3. The memory of Wonder Years eggs me on.

4. Well, she's got a vagina . . .

[mrsmaalox]

I'll be in the bathroom for the next 15-20 seconds

fixed

[ATRAIN]

fixed



SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH you dumb cunt!! Your 2 cents arent welcome here!!

[peewee's lovechild]

fixed

That's a lifetime in hell with you.

[ATRAIN]

That's a lifetime in hell with you.

Speaking from experience right?

[mrsmaalox]

SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH you dumb cunt!! Your 2 cents arent welcome here!!

Atrain just get over yourself already!

[O-Factor]

SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH you dumb cunt!! Your 2 cents arent welcome here!!

calm your ass down "elitist"

[ATRAIN]

Atrain just get over yourself already!

Matlock, just get the fuck out of here already, how about that.

[peewee's lovechild]

Speaking from experience right?

15 seconds of reading her posts must be like living in hell.

So, I just correlated the two.

[ATRAIN]

calm your ass down "elitist"


Ha far from that.

[peewee's lovechild]

calm your ass down "elitist"

I see you can't let go of ATRAIN's ass.

[ATRAIN]

15 seconds of reading her posts must be like living in hell.

So, I just correlated the two.

Good point, never thought about it that way.

[mrsmaalox]

Matlock, just get the fuck out of here already, how about that.

Look, I don't give a shit about you either way. I don't hate you, I don't love you. It's time you just move on and give it a rest. This can't be good for your blood pressure.

[peewee's lovechild]

Mrsmatlock at 15 years of age:

http://img168.imageshack.us/img168/2087/ridiculouslylargebreastak7.jpg



Mrsmatlock at 57 years of age (3 years ago):

http://img218.imageshack.us/img218/1670/wildenstein1wenn468x696tg7.jpg

[peewee's lovechild]

O-Factor getting friendly with ATRAIN at ATRAIN's parent's house in Houston:

http://img238.imageshack.us/img238/5458/cartmanandbutterstn5.jpg

[ashbeeigh]

Mrsmatlock at 57 years of age (3 years ago):

http://img218.imageshack.us/img218/1670/wildenstein1wenn468x696tg7.jpg

saggy tits anyone?

[mrsmaalox]

Whoa. No wonder everyone hates me. I hate me too, now.

[peewee's lovechild]

ATRAIN getting ready for his big "date" with O-Factor:

http://img208.imageshack.us/img208/5028/manboobmo8.jpg

[Melmart1]

Whoa. No wonder everyone hates me. I hate me too, now.

You always did.

[ATRAIN]

Look, I don't give a shit about you either way. I don't hate you, I don't love you. It's time you just move on and give it a rest. This can't be good for your blood pressure.

Blood Pressure is just fine, im just doing everyone else a favor and telling you to get the fuck out of here.

[mrsmaalox]

saggy tits anyone?

No just keep em.

[ATRAIN]

O-Factor getting friendly with ATRAIN at ATRAIN's parent's house in Houston:

http://img238.imageshack.us/img238/5458/cartmanandbutterstn5.jpg



DUDE thats a funny ass episode.

[ATRAIN]

Mrsmatlock at 15 years of age:

http://img168.imageshack.us/img168/2087/ridiculouslylargebreastak7.jpg



Mrsmatlock at 57 years of age (3 years ago):

http://img218.imageshack.us/img218/1670/wildenstein1wenn468x696tg7.jpg


Matlock was a stunt double in the Beauty and the Beast show from the 80's

[Melmart1]

Matlock was a stunt double in the Beauty and the Beast show from the 80's

Wait ... first 90210, now Beauty and the Beast? Next you are going to tell me that you put Michael J. Fox posters up in your bedroom.

[ATRAIN]

Wait ... first 90210, now Beauty and the Beast? Next you are going to tell me that you put Michael J. Fox posters up in your bedroom.



No no 90210 was Flo's thing. I never watched that shit. I didnt watch Beauty and the Beast either but I knew what the beast looked like.

[peewee's lovechild]

I love Winnie Cooper:

http://img103.imageshack.us/img103/6346/danicamckellarmaximfullgs0.jpg

[Melmart1]

No no 90210 was Flo's thing. I never watched that shit. I didnt watch Beauty and the Beast either but I knew what the beast looked like.

I noticed you didn't deny the Michael J. Fox posters.

[ATRAIN]

I noticed you didn't deny the Michael J. Fox posters.



Ok you got me I was a fan....actually other than Back to the Future I don't remember anything else he was in.

[ATRAIN]

I love Winnie Cooper:

http://img103.imageshack.us/img103/6346/danicamckellarmaximfullgs0.jpg

Yeah thats pretty nice, pee wee you already back from the restroom, that was fast.

[peewee's lovechild]

Wait ... first 90210, now Beauty and the Beast? Next you are going to tell me that you put Michael J. Fox posters up in your bedroom.

The Fox was cool.

I wanted to be Teen Wolf when I was a kid.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I love Winnie Cooper:

http://img103.imageshack.us/img103/6346/danicamckellarmaximfullgs0.jpg

Snyj9mvX4Tg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Snyj9mvX4Tg

[to21]

Hells yeah.....

I come back from my mandated two hour lunch and get to read THIS shit.

[Melmart1]

Ok you got me I was a fan....actually other than Back to the Future I don't remember anything else he was in.

Lies! You have the special edition of Doc Hollywood in Blu-Ray.

[ATRAIN]

The Fox was cool.

I wanted to be Teen Wolf when I was a kid.



Oh shit yeah forgot about teen wolf. The Wolf could ball, I wish we had the Wolf on the spurs this year.

[ATRAIN]

Lies! You have the special edition of Doc Hollywood in Blu-Ray.

Never saw that movie.

[florige]

Jesus Christ!! I hate when you order food through these fucking delivery companies and the whole order is F'ed up. I asked for house dressing and I got low fat nasty ranch, and it comes with Pita bread but the bread is so fucking stale it's more like pita chips!!!!:bang:bang:bang:bang:bang:bang:bang:bang: bang
I order from these fools all the time is what pisses me off!!!!:bang

[peewee's lovechild]

Yeah thats pretty nice, pee wee you already back from the restroom, that was fast.



I had to put that on hold.

The boss on masturbating during work time.

She has cameras in the men's room.
She's a sick fuck.

[peewee's lovechild]

Lies! You have the special edition of Doc Hollywood in Blu-Ray.

Jenny Warner showing her tits was the highlight of that movie.

[ATRAIN]

I had to put that on hold.

The boss on masturbating during work time.

She has cameras in the men's room.
She's a sick fuck.



Fuck it man give her a show. Man that reminds me of the boss I had when I worked at Waldenbooks when I was in high school. That ho was a horny as hell and always drunk.

[peewee's lovechild]

That ho was a horny as hell and always drunk.

That reminds me of me.

[ATRAIN]

That reminds me of me.



LOL good point, but your not over 40 and with big sagging tits. Actually come to think if it if you and Maatlock had a baby that would be it. We could call it Peelox's Lovechild.

[ashbeeigh]

mmm. pita bread. I want to go to that greek place at Huebner Oaks.

[peewee's lovechild]

mmm. pita bread. I want to go to that greek place at Huebner Oaks.

Demo's has the best pitas ever.

The zitziki sauce is off the hook.

[CuckingFunt]

hahaha your fucking stupid that shit never happened. The Midge thing yeah that was no secret but we are cool now. Pee wee always talks shit about me, nothing has changed. Its funny how you try to make shit up to take the attention off of you. Its pathetic actually. Normally I would feel sorry for you but your a dumb cunt. Plus didnt you have me blocked, yeah we all know you were lying. Do yourself a favor and go be lame elsewhere.

That's the very last thing Magnesia wants.

[florige]

That's the very last thing Magnesia wants.



You missed all the fun....:lol

[CuckingFunt]

If I use my pinga, I will be hamcocking her cunt.

I once asked the butcher for hamcocks because I wanted to make some red beans and rice. He said they didn't have any.

Fucking liar.

[CuckingFunt]

You missed all the fun....:lol

Don't care. I'm playing catch up.

[ATRAIN]

http://spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?p=2574444#post2574444

Who do you guys think I would vote for (hint she isn't an option)lmao

[CuckingFunt]

http://spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?p=2574444#post2574444

Who do you guys think I would vote for (hint she isn't an option)lmao

What a mean poll.

Thank goodness everyone thinks I'm a guy.

[florige]

http://spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?p=2574444#post2574444

Who do you guys think I would vote for (hint she isn't an option)lmao



Who Melmart?

[mrsmaalox]

You missed all the fun....:lol

Flo, that kind of fun is called "sardoodledom". Yes it's a word, look it up :)

[Melmart1]

Who Melmart?

Surely you don't think I am the absolutely worst poster, not when you have matlock :nope

[CuckingFunt]

Surely you don't think I am the absolutely worst poster, not when you have matlock :nope

The lack of magnesia completely invalidated that poll.

[florige]

Surely you don't think I am the absolutely worst poster, not when you have matlock :nope



I was messing with A when he asked who he didn't get along with...

[ashbeeigh]

Who Melmart?

He never answered. I'm a tad worried about the wrath of Mel if that was who he picked.

[ATRAIN]

NO Melmart wasnt my pick

[ShoogarBear]

O-Factor fucked ATRAIN's sister???

So, O-Factor had ATRAIN's sloppy seconds?

Now that was pretty good.

[ShoogarBear]

Jesus Christ!! I hate when you order food through these fucking delivery companies and the whole order is F'ed up. I asked for house dressing and I got low fat nasty ranch, and it comes with Pita bread but the bread is so fucking stale it's more like pita chips!!!!:bang:bang:bang:bang:bang:bang:bang:bang: bang
I order from these fools all the time is what pisses me off!!!!:bang

You actually believed that was ranch?

[mrsmaalox]

You actually believed that was ranch?

:vomit:........:lmao

[RashoFan]

Any one else have a craving for lobster?
:hungry:

[mrsmaalox]

Any one else have a craving for lobster?
:hungry:

I always crave lobster. And crab. Yummmmmm

[marini martini]

Any one else have a craving for lobster?
:hungry:


Lobster??? I didn't even know her:lmao

[mrsmaalox]

Lobster??? I didn't even know her:lmao

Oh Marini, you just had to. Now poor Mel and Funt are gonna have to come in here and point out the lame joke and that you laughed at it. Can't you just give the poor things a rest? Inconsiderate.

[CuckingFunt]

Oh Marini, you just had to. Now poor Mel and Funt are gonna have to come in here and point out the lame joke and that you laughed at it. Can't you just give the poor things a rest? Inconsiderate.

God damn. Obsess much?

[O-Factor]

:lol ^ you called it Maalox

[CuckingFunt]

:lol ^ you called it Maalox

No she didn't.

She predicted that I was going to comment on marini's joke, which I didn't.

[O-Factor]

No she didn't.

She predicted that I was going to comment on marini's joke, which I didn't.

It was implied that you'd just chime in.











And you chimed in.

[CuckingFunt]

It was implied that you'd just chime in.

No, it was clearly stated that I would chime in with a specific purpose.

If you're suggesting that Magnesia get props for predicting that I would some day post in The Quattro again, that's really not much of an accomplishment.

[O-Factor]

No, it was clearly stated that I would chime in with a specific purpose.

If you're suggesting that Magnesia get props for predicting that I would some day post in The Quattro again, that's really not much of an accomplishment.

You were cued..... and complied.

But don't let people get to you. Life is too short.

[marini martini]

Any one else have a craving for lobster?
:hungry:

My reply was to Rasho! WTF cares? I'm funny, you're not!:toast

:lmao:lmao:lmao

[marini martini]

You were cued..... and complied.

But don't let people get to you. Life is too short.

EXACTLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Too fuckin short:toast

[mrsmaalox]

Oh yea I'm the obsessed one.

[CuckingFunt]

Oh yea I'm the obsessed one.

You brought my name up out of the clear blue sky, I've simply been responding to actual posts.

Which, for the record, I will continue to do until it no longer amuses me.

[marini martini]

:hungry:
Oh yea I'm the obsessed one.

You like lobster? Machs Nix!!!

[marini martini]

You brought my name up out of the clear blue sky, I've simply been responding to actual posts.

Which, for the record, I will continue to do until it no longer amuses me.
:sleep

[Viva Las Espuelas]

i'm glad i'm not the only one.

[peewee's lovechild]

I have crabs. Yummmmmm



You sick slut.

[peewee's lovechild]

Oh, and for the record, that was a piece of shit lame joke.

[peewee's lovechild]

I'm starting to think that not only does matlock want to fuck ATRAIN's cornhole with one of her black man vibrators, but that she also wants to munch on Funt's carpet.

Hmmmmmm, very interesting.

[Melmart1]

Good to know I am on matlock's mind, even when I am not here.

[mrsmaalox]

You sick slut.

You can take them back anytime

[mrsmaalox]

I'm starting to think that not only does matlock want to fuck ATRAIN's cornhole with one of her black man vibrators, but that she also wants to munch on Funt's carpet.

Hmmmmmm, very interesting.

Oh god. Just kill me now.

[Melmart1]

Oh god. Just kill me now.

We wouldn't be so lucky.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Good to know I am on matlock's mind, even when I am not here.i see you're back again. it took that long for your ass to cool off after kori lit it up? man............. i'm glad you're back
:vomit:

[Melmart1]

i see you're back again. it took that long for your ass to cool off after kori lit it up? man............. i'm glad you're back
:vomit:

I've been posting the entire time, I just wasn't posting in the quattro. You would know this if you spent any time in other forums. Instead, you would rather make lame comments about your ass whistling or spreading lies about the tax stimulus check being counted as income next year because you "heard" it from someone else.

I wonder what else you might hear today. Oh yeah, the more you hang out here the more you sound like maalox. You 'heard' it here first!

[to21]

Oh Snap!!!

[peewee's lovechild]

Viva should post a video on youtube about his asshole whistling.

That fucker could make millions showing off his whistling cornhole to the world.

[Melmart1]

Oh Snap!!!

Whenever someone says this, it alway reminds me of "Men on Film" from "In Living Color." Did anyone watch that show? That shit was hilarious.

[florige]

Whenever someone says this, it alway reminds me of "Men on Film" from "In Living Color." Did anyone watch that show? That shit was hilarious.


That used to be one of my favorite shows.

[peewee's lovechild]

In Living Color was meh.

It had it's amusing moments, but it really wasn't all that.

[Melmart1]

Viva should post a video on youtube about his asshole whistling.

That fucker could make millions showing off his whistling cornhole to the world.

At first I thought how gross it might be to see his dirty ass, but then again, the man does have shit for brains ... so I wonder if it comes out of another hole instead (like say, his mouth), making his asshole clean as a whistle -- literally.

[Melmart1]

In Living Color was meh.

It had it's amusing moments, but it really wasn't all that.

It was funny for its time, and for the age I was at the time. I do wonder if I would find it as funny now, which is why I won't go searching for clips on YouTube. It might spoil the memory for me.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I've been posting the entire time, I just wasn't posting in the quattro. You would know this if you spent any time in other forums. hmm. don't remember singling out this thread. i guess you "heard" that. yeah, i pretty much didn't see you at all in the club. i thought you might have gotten a job or something. again. i'm glad you're ass has cooled off. i can teach you how to whistle out of there now. hopefully it's not cavern-like down there. it's kinda hard to get any sort of good tone of it when it's that way. that's why peewee is jealous.

[peewee's lovechild]

It was funny for its time, and for the age I was at the time. I do wonder if I would find it as funny now, which is why I won't go searching for clips on YouTube. It might spoil the memory for me.

They were showing reruns on Comedy Central for a while. I don't know if they're still doing it.

I caught a couple of the reruns and I found it kinda painful to watch.

But, Keenan will always have "I'm Gonna Get You Sucka".
That movie is fucking classic.

[peewee's lovechild]

The thing is, even back then, you can tell that Jim Carey just isn't funny.

[peewee's lovechild]

hmm. don't remember singling out this thread. i guess you "heard" that. yeah, i pretty much didn't see you at all in the club. i thought you might have gotten a job or something. again. i'm glad you're ass has cooled off. i can teach you how to whistle out of there now. hopefully it's not cavern-like down there. it's kinda hard to get any sort of good tone of it when it's that way. that's why peewee is jealous.

This jerk off talks about his ass whistling and he tries to call me out??

Now, I don't know much about homosexual life, save what has been commented in movies and what not, but I'm pretty sure a man having a whistling asshole implies that he gets pounded up the ass by other men.

But, I can see how you faggots can use it as a useful tool to hail cabs.

It must make life that much easier for you.

[Melmart1]

hmm. don't remember singling out this thread. i guess you "heard" that. yeah, i pretty much didn't see you at all in the club. i thought you might have gotten a job or something. again. i'm glad you're ass has cooled off. i can teach you how to whistle out of there now. hopefully it's not cavern-like down there. it's kinda hard to get any sort of good tone of it when it's that way. that's why peewee is jealous.

Further proof that you only hang out in the club. I hang out elsewhere, and make occasional appearances here when there is something interesting going on -- which is very rare when you are around.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

and make occasional appearances here when there is something interesting going onyeah and i recall frequent turned to occasional........................................ ......after kori lit your ass, but let's not split any hairs here. like i said. i'm glad you're back my little pussyfart.

[Melmart1]

yeah and i recall frequent turned to occasional........................................ ......after kori lit your ass, but let's not split any hairs here. like i said. i'm glad you're back my little pussyfart.

I was postiung in here the same day that happened. Just because you don't remember or recall that, doesn't make it not so. And the only hairs that need to split are the ones on your whistling ass, so we don't have to see hairy nalgas as a part of your act.

[mrsmaalox]

I've been posting the entire time, I just wasn't posting in the quattro. You would know this if you spent any time in other forums. Instead, you would rather make lame comments about your ass whistling or spreading lies about the tax stimulus check being counted as income next year because you "heard" it from someone else.

I wonder what else you might hear today. Oh yeah, the more you hang out here the more you sound like maalox. You 'heard' it here first!
Good to know I am on Mel's mind even when I'm not here :)

[O-Factor]

Further proof that you only hang out in the club. I hang out elsewhere, and make occasional appearances here when there is something interesting going on -- which is very rare when you are around.

You make it sound like you are all over the place. I've only seen you here or in the baseball forum.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

http://maochan.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/oh-snap.jpg

[RashoFan]

It was funny for its time, and for the age I was at the time. I do wonder if I would find it as funny now, which is why I won't go searching for clips on YouTube. It might spoil the memory for me.

I agree with you, I thought it was very funny and loved the Men on Film bits.
From the Super Bowl segment if I recall correctly...
"It's 2 snaps, a twist and put your backfield in motion"

[Don Quixote]

Hello, RashoFan ...

we meet again :eyebrows

[RashoFan]

yeah and i recall frequent turned to occasional........................................ ......after kori lit your ass, but let's not split any hairs here. like i said. i'm glad you're back my little pussyfart.

God damn, didn't that happen months ago???:sleep Quit beating the dead horse...and just go beat off.

[RashoFan]

Hello, RashoFan ...

we meet again :eyebrows

Hey bebe!:makeout

[Don Quixote]

Got any time for a slightly-washed up scholarly type?

So what is going on in this thread? And where's my razor?

[ShoogarBear]

Whenever someone says this, it alway reminds me of "Men on Film" from "In Living Color." Did anyone watch that show? That shit was hilarious.

Funniest Skit EVAH.

_QhuBIkPXn0

[ShoogarBear]

You're probably wondering why I called you all here tonight.

[marini martini]

Please chief, make them stop!!! Can't we all get along??

[peewee's lovechild]

I agree with you, I thought it was very funny and loved the Men on Film bits.
From the Super Bowl segment if I recall correctly...
"It's 2 snaps, a twist and put your backfield in motion"


- "Isn't he a Tight End?"

- "He was."

[Melmart1]

- "Isn't he a Tight End?"

- "He was."

I don't care if you didn't like the show, that shit was funny :lol

Although my favorite gay parody of all time was on "The Kids in the Hall" -- the Buddy Cole monologues.

[Melmart1]

And how was Don Quixote in here last night?! Since when do we let bayou pedo preachers in this joint?

[peewee's lovechild]

I don't care if you didn't like the show, that shit was funny :lol

Although my favorite gay parody of all time was on "The Kids in the Hall" -- the Buddy Cole monologues.


Yea, that was the funniest Living Color scetch I remember.

Kids in the Hall was genius.

Did you see that movie they made?
I forgot the name of the movie, something candy . . . that movie cracked me up.

[peewee's lovechild]

And how was Don Quixote in here last night?! Since when do we let bayou pedo preachers in this joint?


He's been turned down by every alter boy in the bayou.

He's looking for fresh meat.

Maybe Shagia will give him a chance.

[Melmart1]

Yea, that was the funniest Living Color scetch I remember.

Kids in the Hall was genius.

Did you see that movie they made?
I forgot the name of the movie, something candy . . . that movie cracked me up.

"Brain Candy" was the name ... I actually have the soundtrack to that movie ... on vinyl! :lol

[Melmart1]

I'm crushing your head!

[midgetonadonkey]

7Zu0vAMkpag

[Don Quixote]

And how was Don Quixote in here last night?! Since when do we let bayou pedo preachers in this joint?

Bayou ... yes.

Pedo ... how'd you know??

Preacher ... never have used the term for myself. I've only preached a handful of times.

And I come in once in awhile. Are you trying to kick me out?

[mrsmaalox]

:lmao Those guys are SOOOO twisted. My favorite is the one where the toupee shop clerk goes off the deep end and ends up wearing a dead, bloody squirrel on his head! :lmao

[mrsmaalox]

Hmm, I see where Marini got Midge's organ for $30. I hope she low-balled him.

[remingtonbo2001]

Hmm, I see where Marini got Midge's organ for $30. I hope she low-balled him.

:pctoss

I blame Angel_luv for keeping me out late last night.

[Don Quixote]

Bow chigga-wow-wow!

So what will the little Garfield-Angel children look like?

[to21]

:pctoss

I blame Angel_luv for keeping me out late last night.Have an EXTRA long prayer session huh?

[ashbeeigh]

:pctoss

I blame Angel_luv for keeping me out late last night.


just because you're dating a girl who sometimes posts in the quattro doesn't mean you can pop in here whenever you want, buster.

[ashbeeigh]

And that goes the same for you Don Quioxite, just because you're all holier then thou going to seminary or whatnot doesn't mean you can just spout your shit whenever either.

[Don Quixote]

:wtf

What did I say? I've never claimed to be better than anyone.

Maybe more handsome, smarter, or with more character. But not ... better, really. :lol

[ashbeeigh]

:wtf

What did I say? I've never claimed to be better than anyone.

Maybe more handsome, smarter, or with more character. But not ... better, really. :lol

You confuse me more then matlock and ATRAIN combined.

[Don Quixote]

No :) seriously, I'm sorry if I've ever come off as "holier than thou." My apologies. My field of research, Christian Thought, has trained me to examine spiritual themes running through what people do and say. I can't help it.

I'm also well-versed in theology and know a thing or two about the Bible. So when those topics come up, I can't help myself. But I try to always be respectful, interesting, and funny. I'm not so sure how I pull off those last two.

So when am I going to get my razor?

[mrsmaalox]

Hey DQ, something about the Quattro: don't apologize for anything. I believe they hand out the razors once you've completed your probationary period.

[Don Quixote]

So .. the Quattro is the Troll forum ... outside of the Troll forum!

I get it!

[peewee's lovechild]

And that goes the same for you Don Quioxite, just because you're all holier then thou going to seminary or whatnot doesn't mean you can just spout your shit whenever either.

I love you.

Seriously.

I want to have your children.

[Don Quixote]

So I can say anything, to anyone, not care about the consequences, and not be held accountable for it.

This is not normal communication ...

[peewee's lovechild]

So when am I going to get my razor?

Your asshole hair is so bushy that you're desperate for your razor?

Fucking take a machete to it, you lame fuck.

[peewee's lovechild]

So I can say anything, to anyone, not care about the consequences, and not be held accountable for it.

This is not normal communication ...

Check with your god to make sure it approves.

[peewee's lovechild]

Hey, Mel:

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[peewee's lovechild]

9F7GdRZvZkg

[ashbeeigh]

Don Quixote thinks I care what he studies. :lmao


That's like me telling everyone here I briefly thought about going to Perkins to get my MDiv. :lmao again.

[peewee's lovechild]

Guys are still funny:

PNJur5i6zaw

[peewee's lovechild]

Don Quixote thinks I care what he studies. :lmao


That's like me telling everyone here I briefly thought about going to Perkins to get my MDiv. :lmao again.


Your dirty mouth is making me horny.

I'll sex you right now!!

[ashbeeigh]

Your dirty mouth is making me horny.

I'll sex you right now!!

I only have 10 minutes left for lunch.


Oh wait you only last 10 seconds so that would probably be about enough time.

[peewee's lovechild]

I only have 10 minutes left for lunch.


Oh wait you only last 10 seconds so that would probably be about enough time.

I'll give you the best 10 seconds of your life.

[mrsmaalox]

So I can say anything, to anyone, not care about the consequences, and not be held accountable for it.

This is not normal communication ...

NO. You will be held accountable for every word. You will be scrutinized, chewed up, vomited out, insulted, degraded, belittled, ass-raped for every word you utter or even those you don't. The collective Quattro persona will peek into the depths of your soul and pick apart any tasty tidbit they can sink their fangs into. And if there are no tidbits there they will manufacture them and carry on with their feast. Why you may ask? The only fitting response being "This is the Quattro"

But really you will just enter into a thread of chronic bullshit and perpetual PMS. Just how badly do you want that razor? ;)

[Melmart1]

9F7GdRZvZkg

:lmao This is my favorite one! I can watch that clip 2000 times and I lose it every time they get to the part where he is trying to keep him from pinching by using his hands like opening an elevator door manually. It is hilarious.

[peewee's lovechild]

w3eTsNEgmL8

[ATRAIN]

So I can say anything, to anyone, not care about the consequences, and not be held accountable for it.

This is not normal communication ...

Do yourself a favor and get the fuck out...and while your at it take that piece of shit Maalox with you.

[Melmart1]

w3eTsNEgmL8

I've got some good news, and some bad news ... :lol

[CuckingFunt]

NO. You will be held accountable for every word. You will be scrutinized, chewed up, vomited out, insulted, degraded, belittled, ass-raped for every word you utter or even those you don't. The collective Quattro persona will peek into the depths of your soul and pick apart any tasty tidbit they can sink their fangs into. And if there are no tidbits there they will manufacture them and carry on with their feast. Why you may ask? The only fitting response being "This is the Quattro"


Oh my God... you've actually cried over this place before, haven't you?

[CuckingFunt]

In all seriousness, though, fuck everyone.

[Melmart1]

In all seriousness, though, fuck everyone.

I dunno about everyone, but I would gladly fuck you

[CuckingFunt]

I dunno about everyone, but I would gladly fuck you


Okay, then, I revise my previous statement:

Everyone can go fuck themselves...





... while Mel and I get sweaty together. :eyebrows

[midgetonadonkey]

How can anyone like Sugar Ray?

They suck.

[CuckingFunt]

How can anyone like Sugar Ray?

They suck.

Who likes Sugar Ray?

Do they even exist anymore?

And, lulz to the fact that Sugar Ray briefly tried to called themselves hardcore, but Mark McGrath is now an anchor on fucking "Extra."

[to21]

Hell Yeah...........Fuck Me!!!

[midgetonadonkey]

Who likes Sugar Ray?

Do they even exist anymore?

And, lulz to the fact that Sugar Ray briefly tried to called themselves hardcore, but Mark McGrath is now an anchor on fucking "Extra."

I meant to say I can't understand how anyone ever liked Sugar Ray. Their shit was so fucking gay.

[CuckingFunt]

I meant to say I can't understand how anyone ever liked Sugar Ray. Their shit was so fucking gay.

So was Smashmouth.

And the McG'd version of Offspring.

McG singlehandedly killed music in the late 90's without ever even picking up an instrument.

[mrsmaalox]

Oh my God... you've actually cried over this place before, haven't you?

Man, how did you become such a bitter harpie at such a young age!!! Fucking lighten up. As you CONSTANTLY point out to everyone.......If you are taking things seriously here you are just plain stupid.

[CuckingFunt]

Man, how did you become such a bitter harpie at such a young age!!! Fucking lighten up. As you CONSTANTLY point out to everyone.......If you are taking things seriously here you are just plain stupid.

You think that was an example of me being bitter?

:lmao



And, if you're going to tell someone to "lighten up," you may want to hold off on the exclamation points and ALL CAPS.

[Melmart1]

You think that was an example of me being bitter?

:lmao



And, if you're going to tell someone to "lighten up," you may want to hold off on the exclamation points and ALL CAPS.

All caps is the only way matlock can read without her glasses. As her vision gets worse look for bolding and an increase in the size of the font.

[Melmart1]

Hey, matlock ...

Can u read this?

[Melmart1]

Those damn whippersnappers, having a joke at matlock's expense

[CuckingFunt]

Hey, matlock ...

Can u read this?

Not through the tears.

[remingtonbo2001]

just because you're dating a girl who sometimes posts in the quattro doesn't mean you can pop in here whenever you want, buster.

Butt out.

[mrsmaalox]

You think that was an example of me being bitter?

:lmao



And, if you're going to tell someone to "lighten up," you may want to hold off on the exclamation points and ALL CAPS.

Not that post singularly, just all the harangues,and rants and determination to make yourself look superior in an effort to compensate for your pitiful, lonely existence.


It's a shame, I hear that's what happens when the only thing that touches your vagina is plastic; oh forgive me, I believe the jury is still out on whether or not you even have one.
(cue Mel, with the same Maalox's vagina insults because she can't come up with anything new)

AND I WILL CAP WHENEVER I FUCKING PLEASE

[CuckingFunt]

.

[CuckingFunt]

Not that post singularly, just all the harangues,and rants and determination to make yourself look superior in an effort to compensate for your pitiful, lonely existence.

I hate to break it to you, but I have absolutely no agenda behind what I post or when I post it. None. I'm not trying to make myself look superior, I'm not angling for male attention, I'm not compensating for a lonely existence, I'm not trying to be a badass, I'm not trying to look smart; I'm just posting. If I read something that inspires a particular response, I'll share it. How anyone chooses to respond to it, or view me as a result, is out of my hands.

Really, calling me out for harangues and rants and compensation is quite amusing given your habit of bringing this shit into other threads without provocation and giggling in anticipation of the intended reaction. I'm not the one running through the forums bringing up your name in an attempt to stir the pot, after all. I have plenty of other sources of entertainment.


It's a shame, I hear that's what happens when the only thing that touches your vagina is plastic; oh forgive me, I believe the jury is still out on whether or not you even have one.

Which jury? The jury of anonymous SpursTalk posters? Oh noes!!

And I think your information is a bit skewed in regards to dried up old cunts who can't get laid, though I admit I'm not an expert. Seems to me that the best way to try and alleviate that problem would be to pathetically throw myself at every male poster here, whether they want that attention or not. You know, kind of like what you d... oh... now I see why it's a sore subject.


AND I WILL CAP WHENEVER I FUCKING PLEASE

I never suggested that you couldn't. I merely pointed out that it can somewhat undermine the point that someone else is taking this place too seriously.

[marini martini]

:makemyday Wooooohoooooooooo Matrix!

[ATRAIN]

Funt its a no win battle with that ignorant cunt, but im sure you know that.

[mrsmaalox]

And freakin' long-winded to boot!

[Mister Sinister]

:corn:

[RashoFan]

just because you're dating a girl who sometimes posts in the quattro doesn't mean you can pop in here whenever you want, buster.

Wait...what??? They are dating????

[mrsmaalox]

Wait...what??? They are dating????

Hey you haven't heard? He's Angel's new squeeze! They are so adorable!

[florige]

Hey Mel, are your panties still wet being as though the Rangers were able to steal that guy in the draft earlier?

[ATRAIN]

get this happy horse shit out of here, make a thread about it I dont give a fuck, just get it the fuck out of here.

[florige]

Arrrghhh!!! C'mon Boston beat these fuckers!!!! I can't stand to lose another $20 betting against these assholes!!

[Don Quixote]

NO. You will be held accountable for every word. You will be scrutinized, chewed up, vomited out, insulted, degraded, belittled, ass-raped for every word you utter or even those you don't. The collective Quattro persona will peek into the depths of your soul and pick apart any tasty tidbit they can sink their fangs into. And if there are no tidbits there they will manufacture them and carry on with their feast. Why you may ask? The only fitting response being "This is the Quattro"

But really you will just enter into a thread of chronic bullshit and perpetual PMS. Just how badly do you want that razor? ;)

Not that badly, I suppose. You all have your "fun."

[ATRAIN]

Arrrghhh!!! C'mon Boston beat these fuckers!!!! I can't stand to lose another $20 betting against these assholes!!



hahaha if you have learned anything from me it would be never bet on sports, it never pays off!! I hope the Lakers win so you learn you lesson lmao.

[ATRAIN]

Not that badly, I suppose. You all have your "fun."

Dammit dont you listen, take that saggy titted cunt with you!!

[florige]

hahaha if you have learned anything from me it would be never bet on sports, it never pays off!! I hope the Lakers win so you learn you lesson lmao.



At first I was going for the Lakers, but they beat us, plus there are all these fairweather Laker fans here so I hope they lose! But the way its going I'm pretty sure they can steal one in Boston....:bang

[RashoFan]

Okay, then, I revise my previous statement:

Everyone can go fuck themselves...





... while Mel and I get sweaty together. :eyebrows

:corn:





No one commented on this yet? C'mom, even though there has been this kind of talk in the past, it merits a comment.
Shesh people...:rolleyes

[ATRAIN]

At first I was going for the Lakers, but they beat us, plus there are all these fairweather Laker fans here so I hope they lose! But the way its going I'm pretty sure they can steal one in Boston....:bang

As much as I hate the Fakers I hate Boston a little more this year. I hate Pierce, Allen and Garnett. OH and Rondo is up there on the list of players I would love to punch in the face. I hate the way the media shoved Boston down everyone throats. Plus I hate the Boston area, I hate the red sox, I hate the pats.

[RashoFan]

:monkey
^
to21?

[ATRAIN]

:corn:





No one commented on this yet? C'mom, even though there has been this kind of talk in the past, it merits a comment.
Shesh people...:rolleyes



No need too, the Lesbo flirting with these 2 is old. Some of the others might enjoy it but until I see a video, there will be no comment from me. So shut your mouth.

[florige]

As much as I hate the Fakers I hate Boston a little more this year. I hate Pierce, Allen and Garnett. OH and Rondo is up there on the list of players I would love to punch in the face. I hate the way the media shoved Boston down everyone throats. Plus I hate the Boston area, I hate the red sox, I hate the pats.



I REALLY hate him too for whatever reason too!:lol And the funny thing is I don't know why. Probably because he is a F'ing scrub....
I just dislike KG because the media rides his jock all the time and he hasn't proven jack....

[ATRAIN]

I REALLY hate him too for whatever reason too!:lol And the funny thing is I don't know why. Probably because he is a F'ing scrub....
I just dislike KG because the media rides his jock all the time and he hasn't proven jack....

Exacttly, That is why I hope they fail. Oh yeah and Fuck the east.

[RashoFan]

No need too, the Lesbo flirting with these 2 is old. Some of the others might enjoy it but until I see a video, there will be no comment from me. So shut your mouth.

Would you clarify something??
Is it Lesbo flirting by Mel and Funt that is getting old or Lesbo flirting in general.
Thank you in advance for your response.

[florige]

Don Q went off in the game thread one time when he got a glimpse of RF's bravatars. He was all over her the entire game thread....:lol

[ATRAIN]

Would you clarify something??
Is it Lesbo flirting by Mel and Funt that is getting old or Lesbo flirting in general.
Thank you in advance for your response.



Well I would say both. The lesbo flirting with the 2 of them is old, and I guess in general. Unless im going to get to watch or see a video then its ok. Either way Im sure I can find a good video on redtube with hotter chicks so I guess the key word is flirting. Its flirting over a fucking message board for fucks sake.

[ATRAIN]

Don Q went off in the game thread one time when he got a glimpse of RF's bravatars. He was all over her the entire game thread....:lol

lol poor bastard

[florige]

Well I would say both. The lesbo flirting with the 2 of them is old, and I guess in general. Unless im going to get to watch or see a video then its ok. Either way Im sure I can find a good video on redtube with hotter chicks so I guess the key word is flirting. Its flirting over a fucking message board for fucks sake.



I was trying to make this happen a while back to no avail..

[ashbeeigh]

Don Quixote knows nothing of this thread if he went nuts off of RashoFan's bravatars.

[florige]

He saw those boobs and said the hell with the game....:lol

[RashoFan]

Don Quixote knows nothing of this thread if he went nuts off of RashoFan's bravatars.

At least mine result ing someone nutting off....

[ATRAIN]

I was trying to make this happen a while back to no avail..

and it wont happen so no point it getting a hard on over it.

[RashoFan]

He saw those boobs and said the hell with the game....:lol

What can I say...I got boobs that will cause a man to ignore a sporting event on tv....
That qualifies for some level of badassness.

[ATRAIN]

At least mine result ing someone nutting off....

and thats sad, its like jacking off the the victoria's secret catalog. What is the fucking point, its fucking undergarments.

[florige]

and it wont happen so no point it getting a hard on over it.


you never know.....

[ATRAIN]

What can I say...I got boobs that will cause a man to ignore a sporting event on tv....
That qualifies for some level of badassness.

Id rather watch NASSCAR or better yet college polo..no wait the college badmigton.

[RashoFan]

and thats sad, its like jacking off the the victoria's secret catalog. What is the fucking point, its fucking undergarments.

sometimes..."A man has to do what a man has to do"

[ATRAIN]

you never know.....

COME ON you cant be that nieve. Plus Funt lives in Cali.

[florige]

and thats sad, its like jacking off the the victoria's secret catalog. What is the fucking point, its fucking undergarments.


Some guys like that stuff dude.

[ATRAIN]

sometimes..."A man has to do what a man has to do"

If I ever get to that point that is where I will end my life.

[RashoFan]

Id rather watch NASSCAR or better yet college polo..no wait the college badmigton.

Now clarify something else then...would you just ignore my boobs for NASCAR or just boobs in general?

[florige]

COME ON you cant be that nieve. Plus Funt lives in Cali.



Ok dude....:lol

[florige]

HA! You aren't smiling now you Laker assholes.... This series is still going 7 though.