Free Quattro Razor (15)

[Mister Sinister]

:spless: (my new favorite emo)


Dayum, I swore to someone on this board I would never post here, again!

But you two need to break it up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Break what up?

[marini martini]

Do not question me, go make your bed!

[Mister Sinister]

Do not question me, go make your bed!
NO U!

[marini martini]

NO U!

It was, and I am in it :elephant

[Mister Sinister]

Bedmaking is stupid and you should feel stupid for doing it.

[marini martini]

Why would you swear to never post here again?

Because everyone hates me. And they are ugly and rude :dizzy Pluss, it's an ugly and rude place to be :toast

[Mister Sinister]

Because everyone hates me. And they are ugly and rude :dizzy Pluss, it's an ugly and rude place to be :toast
Well, you post here, so you must be ugly and rude too. That makes you....rugly.

[mrsmaalox]

Because everyone hates me. And they are ugly and rude :dizzy Pluss, it's an ugly and rude place to be :toast
I don't hate you. Don't you see, if you stop posting here, you let the haters win!!!!!

[marini martini]

Well, you post here, so you must be ugly and rude too. That makes you....rugly.

.

[Mister Sinister]

Oh, titballs, I need to do laundry. Grr.

[The Sun]

Good morning young and old!!!

[ORION]

My Foes !!
They can't destroy my body !

[Viva Las Espuelas]

My Foes !!
They can't destroy my body !colliding slowwwwwwwwwwwwww
like life itself.


i'm going to have to jam that tonight.

[ORION]

colliding slowwwwwwwwwwwwww
like life itself.


i'm going to have to jam that tonight.
I'm listening to it right now at work. This song owns

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I'm listening to it right now at work. This song ownsthat whole album owns. i think it's their best.

[mrsmaalox]

colliding slowwwwwwwwwwwwww
like life itself.


i'm going to have to jam that tonight.

Cool, are you playing a gig tonight? or just jamming with friends?

[ORION]

Cool, are you playing a gig tonight? or just jamming with friends?
:depressed

[ORION]

I think the Spurs should play 10's before every game and during half time. If they did that they would win every game by 30 straight to the title. Then Phil would be courtside for every game supporting them

[mrsmaalox]

:depressed
Why does that make you sad?

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I think the Spurs should play 10's before every game and during half time. If they did that they would win every game by 30 straight to the title. Then Phil would be courtside for every game supporting themF' Phil!!!!!! he's a prick. Down isn't even coming here to Dallas. what a puss. this town made and gave him all his rich and fame.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Cool, are you playing a gig tonight? or just jamming with friends?oh no. just jam it on the stereo.

[ORION]

F' Phil!!!!!! he's a prick. Down isn't even coming here to Dallas. what a puss. this town made and gave him all his rich and fame.
yeah that sucks but he is from Louisiana but he has to know that most of his fans live in Texas especially Dallas. Who knows but all I know is that he has the heaviest voice of all time

[mrsmaalox]

oh no. just jam it on the stereo.
Do you live alone? That stereo jamming is so much fun (good exercise too) but i never really appreciated it until those electronic drum sets came out! My son still uses the one nonelectrical kit set up in his room though. Did I tell you he takes lessons at Jeff Ryder's? He's very good.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Jeff Ryder's? He's very good.:wow

he was the laughing stock when i was still living down there. he's a slimeball.

[mrsmaalox]

:wow

he was the laughing stock when i was still living down there. he's a slimeball.

I meant my son is good. I don't know anything about Jeff Ryder except that it's the name of the shop. Why was he the laughing stock? Is he a shitty drummer? He has a nice store ---I think my son's teacher is "R2" . Let me guess, he's the worst drum teacher in SA right?

[manufor3]

guys this is a great youtube video

Qit3ALTelOo

[mrsmaalox]

guys this is a great youtube video

That is SOOO cool. My kitty is a tabby exactly like that one!! And she has the exact personality. The only funnier thing my kitty does is sometimes when she "attacks" she does it on her hind legs with her arms stretched out. That's when I call her "Franken-Cat". Good find!!!!

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I meant my son is good. I don't know anything about Jeff Ryder except that it's the name of the shop. Why was he the laughing stock? Is he a shitty drummer? He has a nice store ---I think my son's teacher is "R2" . Let me guess, he's the worst drum teacher in SA right?i just heard that back in the early 90's he would have people play along to RUSH songs and that was the makeup of his lessons. that's pretty lame. plus my dad bought a cymbal for me from his shop and jeff ryder didn't use any vaseline as he ass raped my dad. your son's teachers' name is R2. let me guess is his last name D2?

[mrsmaalox]

i just heard that back in the early 90's he would have people play along to RUSH songs and that was the makeup of his lessons. that's pretty lame. plus my dad bought a cymbal for me from his shop and jeff ryder didn't use any vaseline as he ass raped my dad. your son's teachers' name is R2. let me guess is his last name D2?

I also asked if the guy's last name is D2 and my son just rolled his eyes, in the usual "Gawd, Mom you are so lame" manner!

[manufor3]

guys this is a great youtube video

Qit3ALTelOo

for more of his work- http://youtube.com/profile_videos?user=smpfilms

other funny videos from him

Yywu928Mnfw

j2orqdF58CA

[mrsmaalox]

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Come on, show yourselves!

[marini martini]

High!

[Mister Sinister]

Fuck yeah, Deathstroke.

[ShoogarBear]

This thread rocks!

[marini martini]

:depressed

No, the elite went to Southpark :toast

This thread is officially dead :cry

[mrsmaalox]

:depressed

No, the elite went to Southpark :toast

Is that the one where they all just take turns quoting lines from the show? And every other post is "Oh I love that one"? All's I can say is that must be one kick-ass show! :lol

[The Sun]

Good morninng!! Happy Easter!!!

[RashoFan]

Happy Easter Mr. Sun.

Go make me some eggs...hard boiled, not sunny side up.

[jman3000]

easter is my favorite jesus related holiday.

nothing beats an easter egg hunt. nothing.

[ashbeeigh]

check your PMs peewee. You fucker.

[peewee's lovechild]

check your PMs peewee. You fucker.

I love you too.

But, I thought we were keeping it between us.

I guess all the world must know now.

[florige]

Is that the one where they all just take turns quoting lines from the show? And every other post is "Oh I love that one"? All's I can say is that must be one kick-ass show! :lol


That show is awesome! But I'm not nowhere close to being in with the elite here by a long shot.

[mrsmaalox]

That show is awesome! But I'm not nowhere close to being in with the elite here by a long shot.
I guess I should watch. But I just don't watch enough TV to know when things are on. Honey, you are "elite" in my book! ;)

[RashoFan]

Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 4 (2 members and 2 guests)
RashoFan, mrsmaalox
Hola chica

[florige]

I guess I should watch. But I just don't watch enough TV to know when things are on. Honey, you are "elite" in my book! ;)



It really depends on what season you happen to catch on television. The earlier seasons are not as funny to me. But seasons 7 and 8 are freakin hillarious. It's just amazing how up to current events they are....

[mrsmaalox]

Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 4 (2 members and 2 guests)
RashoFan, mrsmaalox
Hola chica
Hey RashoFan, what up?

[ashbeeigh]

I love you too.

But, I thought we were keeping it between us.

I guess all the world must know now.

I thought all the world already knew?

And I sent you my proof a few minutes ago.

[marini martini]

Hey, hey hey

[Mister Sinister]

We are Venom!

[marini martini]

We are venomous!

Hey Rasho, MrsM. & Flo!

AND SHAGIA :toast

[mrsmaalox]

Hey hon, good Easter?

[marini martini]

Hey hon, good Easter?

You talkin' to me?
Good Easter, back 2 U :toast

[RashoFan]

I forgot how funny "SpaceBalls" is...
"My hair, he shot my hair. Son of a Bitch" (Click)
"Comb the desert" (using giant sized combs)

[mrsmaalox]

I forgot how funny "SpaceBalls" is...
"My hair, he shot my hair. Son of a Bitch" (Click)
"Comb the desert" (using giant sized combs)
Did you vote in the Mel Brooks poll yet?

[RashoFan]

I just about sprained my wrist breaking off the ears off a chocolate easter bunny today.

[RashoFan]

Did you vote in the Mel Brooks poll yet?
Was unaware of a Mel Brooks poll.

[mrsmaalox]

I just ate a few malted milk ball eggs. It's my son's b-day so we did cake and ice cream

[RashoFan]

haha the part where the SpaceBall 1 has transformed into MEGAMAID. "Suck, Suck, Suck"

[RashoFan]

"C'mom Schwarz, C'mon Schwarz"

"It is MegaMaid, she went from suck to blow"

[mrsmaalox]

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mrsmaalox, RashoFan,Viva Las Espuelas

Quiet tonight?

[mrsmaalox]

And what's with Asbeeigh bitching at Peewee? Lover's quarrel?

[RashoFan]

And what's with Asbeeigh bitching at Peewee? Lover's quarrel?
Must be. Perhaps she caught him trying to hump Midge

[mrsmaalox]

Must be. Perhaps she caught him trying to hump Midge
Eww, that is NOT a pleasant visual!!

[NASpurs]

Am I a racist for laughing at this pic? Discuss.

http://img404.imageshack.us/img404/638/ohlawdsisiinheavenyu6.jpg

[Mister Sinister]

No. I laugh at racist humor and make racist jokes myself, but I'm not a racist. The whole reason I find it funny, is because of the complete absurdity of most racist ideology. I'm not making fun of the races and religions, I'm making fun of the racists.

[peewee's lovechild]

I thought all the world already knew?

And I sent you my proof a few minutes ago.


That was a nice picture.

I will use it often.

[samikeyp]

That was a nice picture.

I will use it often.


Sounds like p-dub got a shot of the Silver Dollar Pinks.

:lol

[mrsmaalox]

Sounds like p-dub got a shot of the Silver Dollar Pinks.

:lol

Viva will not be pleased!!!

[peewee's lovechild]

Sounds like p-dub got a shot of the Silver Dollar Pinks.

:lol

I will ask you to keep from hurling clever insults to my woman.

I don't want this to come to fisticuffs.

[RashoFan]

:wakeup
Found the Mel Brooks poll MM.

[mrsmaalox]

:wakeup
Found the Mel Brooks poll MM.

Damn that took, what, like 8 hours?! :lol

[samikeyp]

I will ask you to keep from hurling clever insults to my woman.

I don't want this to come to fisticuffs.


It wasn't an insult, it was a description. ;)

[RashoFan]

Damn that took, what, like 8 hours?! :lol
That was because I was sleeping... :sleep

[samikeyp]

That was because I was sleeping... :sleep

Hey, I told you about the Mel Brooks thread before you rolled over.


:smokin

[Mister Sinister]

I will ask you to keep from hurling clever insults to my woman.

I don't want this to come to fisticuffs.
You just went up a notch in my book for using the word fisticuffs.

[ashbeeigh]

Eww, that is NOT a pleasant visual!!

It was not a pleasent visual for me either!

[mrsmaalox]

It was not a pleasent visual for me either!
Well honey, you just gotta accept it, there is no one who is woman enough for the PW. He has to stray, and as long as Midge is close by......

[ashbeeigh]

He has to stray, and as long as Midge is close by......


Leave that to their imagination and their imagination only....

[mrsmaalox]

Leave that to their imagination and their imagination only....
Deal! :tu

[peewee's lovechild]

It was not a pleasent visual for me either!

Did you get the picture of my shlong that I sent you?

[mrsmaalox]

Did you get the picture of my shlong that I sent you?

The poor child must be blind now.

[peewee's lovechild]

The poor child must be blind now.

They say that happens when you masturbate too often.

And, with the picture I sent her, I can't blame her.

[mrsmaalox]

They say that happens when you masturbate too often.

And, with the picture I sent her, I can't blame her.

Good one! :lmao

[to21]

You guys can thank me from bringing this thread back from falling off the first page.

Your welcome.

[mrsmaalox]

You guys can thank me from bringing this thread back from falling off the first page.

Your welcome.

No thanks are necessary. You did your duty, after all you are guilty of neglecting this place! Where you been?

[to21]

No thanks are necessary. You did your duty, after all you are guilty of neglecting this place! Where you been?I'm glad someone noticed I was gone.

:downspin:

[mrsmaalox]

I'm glad someone noticed I was gone.

:downspin:
I notice EVERYTHING

[to21]

I notice EVERYTHINGOh Yeah?

Did you also notice you are the only Quattro female that hasn't sent me pics of her chesticles?

:oink

[mrsmaalox]

Oh Yeah?

Did you also notice you are the only Quattro female that hasn't sent me pics of her chesticles?

:oink
:oops Nope i guess that one slipped by me!

[to21]

:oops Nope i guess that one slipped by me!I'm waiting...................

[ashbeeigh]

Oh Yeah?

Did you also notice you are the only Quattro female that hasn't sent me pics of her chesticles?

:oink


LIES! I haven't either.

[mrsmaalox]

LIES! I haven't either.

Yea, it seemed a little farfetched that I was the only one! :lol

[to21]

^ Ladies,

Let's not argue on who has sent me what. Jus send me what you have and we can sort things out then.

There's only one way to be sure.

[NASpurs]

I'm Gay Oh Yesi'm Gay Oh Yesi'm Gay Oh Yesi'm Gay Oh Yesi'm Gay Oh Yesi'm Gay Oh Yes

I'm Gay Oh Yesi'm Gay Oh Yesi'm Gay Oh Yesi'm Gay Oh Yesi'm Gay Oh Yesi'm Gay Oh Yes

I'm Gay Oh Yesi'm Gay Oh Yesi'm Gay Oh Yesi'm Gay Oh Yesi'm Gay Oh Yesi'm Gay Oh Yes

I'm Gay Oh Yesi'm Gay Oh Yesi'm Gay Oh Yesi'm Gay Oh Yesi'm Gay Oh Yesi'm Gay Oh Yes

Elliott with one "t" yields hilarious results.

[to21]

Rashofan hasn't been in here in a long time and showed us her rack.

:wtf

[to21]

I'm gonna BUMP this bitch everyday!

[to21]

Except on the weekends.......

[mrsmaalox]

I'm gonna BUMP this bitch everyday!

Thank you very much!

[The Sun]

Good morning!!

[ORION]

Meatwad: What are you doin', Frylock?

Frylock: I told you once already.

Master Shake: Look, I'm about to whip it out and I'm gonna urinate all over this room and you will wish that I did not ingest all that asparagus.

Frylock: Alright, go ahead. Whip it out.

Master Shake: He wants to come out and punish you.

Meatwad: Go on, show him.

Master Shake: Oh, I will... in private. Because there's not enough room in here.

[to21]

^ I saw the one the other day when Shake and Metwad get sick and have swollen eyes from stockpiling chickens.

Funny Shit.

[ORION]

^ I saw the one the other day when Shake and Metwad get sick and have swollen eyes from stockpiling chickens.

Funny Shit.
that one was funny

Master Shake: Its opened up now. I got rid of that stupid fire place so now the room has a flow. You feel it?
Frylock: We never had a fire place!
Master Shake: We never used it!
Frylock: WE NEVER HAD ONE!
Master Shake: ...well I never liked it.

[Mister Sinister]

Everyone is a Skrull.

[RashoFan]

Frell you.

[RashoFan]

Martini, tell me more about this guy you are wanted me to chat with.

[marini martini]

Martini, tell me more about this guy you are wanted me to chat with.


ck. you're p.m.'s :toast

[mrsmaalox]

Are setting up RashoFan?! Excellent!!! :tu

[Viva Las Espuelas]

bigalee bigalee

[The Sun]

Good morning everyone! Eat a nice breakfast and get out there!!

[jman3000]

i feel like going to chris madrids.

i will go.

[jman3000]

my facial hair is coming out nicely. i remind myself of a young grizzly adams.

[Silver21_Black20]

i feel like going to chris madrids.

i will go.

Overrated!!

[jman3000]

youre overrated.

[Silver21_Black20]

I hate you!

[ShoogarBear]

I haven't even seen a rating yet.

[jman3000]

6

[ShoogarBear]

:lol

[Silver21_Black20]

6

:lmao

[jman3000]

my craving went away. now i feel like spagetti o's with meat balls for some odd reason.

[jman3000]

i'd settle for a hand job.

[Silver21_Black20]

You dig 6's.

[jman3000]

6's arent bad. somebody has to make the 7's feel better about themselves.

[jman3000]

i dig all ladies. even complete ugos have their pluses. i'm not as shallow as some people may presume.

[Trainwreck2100]

what's a ugo?

[jman3000]

what you will one day stick your wang into.

[CuckingFunt]

i'd settle for a hand job.If you call that fat chick, you could probably get a hand job AND Spaghetti-O's.

[midgetonadonkey]

Or you can get the chick to blow you with her mouth full of Spaghetti-o's.

[jman3000]

im not gonna drive an hour and a half for spagetti o's and a hand job.

i might be a slut, but that's just not very economical.

[jman3000]

Or you can get the chick to blow you with her mouth full of Spaghetti-o's.

i might drive an hour and a half for that... just for the memories and the story.

[CuckingFunt]

Or you can get the chick to blow you with her mouth full of Spaghetti-o's.That might be dangerous. A fat chick could only go so long before she started eating those Spaghetti-o's.

[jman3000]

i'd probably want to screw her with spagetti o's in her cooch just to complete the affect.

[jman3000]

That might be dangerous. A fat chick could only go so long before she started eating those Spaghetti-o's.
:lmao

[midgetonadonkey]

i'd probably want to screw her with spagetti o's in her cooch just to complete the affect.

If you find a chick that's willing to do that you better hang on to her. That's a keeper.

[jman3000]

i could make it happen. i know some pretty slutty sluts.

[midgetonadonkey]

I've always wanted to put loose change in a chick. About $2.75 worth of nickels and dimes.

[CuckingFunt]

i could make it happen. i know some pretty slutty sluts.They need to be slutty and willing to put up with some nasty yeast infections. Spaghetti-o's can't possibly have a good effect on the girly bits.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Hell, you could fuck in a tub of Spaghetti-O's.

Then, when you cum, you can say, "Uh-oh, Spaghetti-O's!"

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Spaghetti-o's can't possibly have a good effect on the girly bits.

You know what I haven't had in awhile? Alpha-Bits.

[CuckingFunt]

Hell, you could fuck in a tub of Spaghetti-O's.

Then, when you cum, you can say, "Uh-oh, Spaghetti-O's!":lmao

[CuckingFunt]

You know what I haven't had in awhile? Alpha-Bits.Girly-Bits would be a good cereal. And I like anything that promotes the eating of pussy.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Girly-Bits would be a good cereal. And I like anything that promotes the eating of pussy.

Your ideas are intriguing to me and I would like to write for your newsletter.

[jman3000]

hey sandra... i got hit on hardcore by some flamer at a restaurant a couple weeks ago. i havent lost it.

[Silver21_Black20]

hey sandra... i got hit on hardcore by some flamer at a restaurant a couple weeks ago. i havent lost it.

Yea but no one comes close to the Ponderosa dude. I bet he misses you.

[ShoogarBear]

Hell, you could fuck in a tub of Spaghetti-O's.

Then, when you cum, you can say, "Uh-oh, Spaghetti-O's!"This from a guy who probably does in regularly in a tub of Rice-a-Roni.

[jman3000]

no one comes close to ponderosa dude because he had everything. the looks. the money. the style.

sometimes you just cant resist certain things.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

This from a guy who probably does in regularly in a tub of Rice-a-Roni.

I can't take a jab at Shoog on this point.

























Anybody who sploshes and fucks in a mixture of Metamucil and strained green beans has my respect.

[midgetonadonkey]

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/p_00099.jpg

Fuck you all.

[Mister Sinister]

im not gonna drive an hour and a half for spagetti o's and a hand job.

i might be a slut, but that's just not very economical.
:lol Wouldn't the economics part of it make you a whore?

[Mister Sinister]

....Oh, fuck you, Quesada. FUCK, YOU.

[midgetonadonkey]

1st shot down.

Fuck you all.

[Mister Sinister]

So, against my better judgement, I watched Spidey 3 again last night. I still hold the claim that I would have made a better Eddie Brock/Venom than Topher Grace. Fuck you, Raimi.

[midgetonadonkey]

Topher Grace was actually decent in that movie. It was everything else that sucked.

[midgetonadonkey]

Am I the only one that finds Kirsten Dunst extremely disgusting?

[Mister Sinister]

Topher Grace was actually decent in that movie. It was everything else that sucked.
Ehh...I like him, but he just doesn't have the body type. Now, Topher Grace as, say, *Carnage*, might work. Also, ,when the Venom symbiote was bonded to Eddie Brock, they never referred to themselves in the singular. Nerdrage. The short-lived, suck-ass Venom II, and the current Venom, hosted by Mac Gargan (formerly the Scorpion) use "I", though.

[Mister Sinister]

Am I the only one that finds Kirsten Dunst extremely disgusting?
I wouldn't go that far. But she wasn't hot enough as MJ.

[midgetonadonkey]

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/1205862021.jpg

[Mister Sinister]

...Eugh.

[midgetonadonkey]

...Eugh.


http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/1205862021.jpg

[mrsmaalox]

That's gross.

[marini martini]

The Rev. is sharing his today's pics

[Mister Sinister]

Hmm. What should I read next? Lethal Protector, or Maximum Carnage?

[NASpurs]

I don't think the law of physics allows for such a perfect circle of shit. Seems like there was some kind of hand in this and I hope they washed afterwards.

[Melmart1]

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/p_00099.jpg

Fuck you all.
Damn, that's pretty cool. And to think I was excited to get a keychain in the mail from them today ... no alcohol, though :depressed

[marini martini]

I don't think the law of physics allows for such a perfect circle of shit. Seems like there was some kind of hand in this and I hope they washed afterwards.

Naw they went to work at IHOP, puttin lemons in the tea & water glasses

[midgetonadonkey]

That's gross.

I've seen grosser pictures.

[midgetonadonkey]

Damn, that's pretty cool. And to think I was excited to get a keychain in the mail from them today ... no alcohol, though :depressed

This package with the Patron Reposado was the same price as a regular bottle of the Silver.

[mrsmaalox]

This package with the Patron Reposado was the same price as a regular bottle of the Silver.
And what's in that urn in the background marked "and Joy"? Some fine Columbian? I assume it says "Comfort" first.

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/1205862021.jpg

That's pretty impressive. Had that been one continuous duke the owner would probably won some sort of award. However it appears to be three distinct pieces forming the 'o'. And obviously it was 'handled' a bit to complete the circle. Not quite hall-of-crap worthy, but a very serious contender nonetheless.

If I'm scoring that bad boy I would say there are definitely some bonus points awarded for the floatation aspect of the turd, and the longest piece running from approximately 7 o'clock to a little past 1 is quite an impressive pinch. The water discoloration and the apparent texture of the subject indicates to me that it was shot out at high speeds, and so the maker is awarded additional points for shooting the picture before wiping his/her ass and corrupting the bowl with toilet paper (a difficult thing to do if your backside is dripping from an ass-splosion). The only negatives I can see (other than the pinch breaks) are the overall lack of girth and the absence of any visible corn, beans, nuts, or other roughage.

Someone does very nice work. I'd give it a 9.

:tu

[marini martini]

This package with the Patron Reposado was the same price as a regular bottle of the Silver.

So when does the poker game start?
:hungry:

:toast

[midgetonadonkey]

And what's in that urn in the background marked "and Joy"? Some fine Columbian? I assume it says "Comfort" first.

Actually it's a bowl with the ingredients for sugar cookies. My grandma bought it for me.

[mrsmaalox]

Someone does very nice work. I'd give it a 9.

:tu
:lol So you're saying a little roughage would've made it a perfect 10?!

[mrsmaalox]

Actually it's a bowl with the ingredients for sugar cookies. My grandma bought it for me.
How sweet. I had one I kept pot in.

[Melmart1]

This package with the Patron Reposado was the same price as a regular bottle of the Silver.
Where did you buy it? My sister's birthday is coming up soon ... :drunk

[Trainwreck2100]

So, against my better judgement, I watched Spidey 3 again last night. I still hold the claim that I would have made a better Eddie Brock/Venom than Topher Grace. Fuck you, Raimi.

Raimi was just going to use sandman, it was the douche Arad that pushed for Venom

[CuckingFunt]

I'm going to die in a week.

At 2:00 AM, someone sent me a text message with that chick from The Ring, and I didn't forward it to anyone.

[Mister Sinister]

Raimi was just going to use sandman, it was the douche Arad that pushed for Venom
Arad's producing a stand-alone Venom movie, from what I hear. Carnage is supposed to be the antagonist, and Venom is going to be portrayed as an anti-hero. Hopefully, this time around, we can get someone good. Like Mickey Rourke.

[Mister Sinister]

I'm going to die in a week.

At 2:00 AM, someone sent me a text message with that chick from The Ring, and I didn't forward it to anyone.
Oh noes!

[Melmart1]

I'm going to die in a week.

At 2:00 AM, someone sent me a text message with that chick from The Ring, and I didn't forward it to anyone.
:cooldevil

[CuckingFunt]

:cooldevilIt woke me up, too.

And, I don't know what I was dreaming about, but my first thought was that it would be about "Top Chef."

[Mister Sinister]

Doesn't matter what the press says. Doesn't matter what the politicians or the mobs say. Doesn't matter if the whole country decides that something wrong is something right. This nation was founded on one principle above all else: The requirement that we stand up for what we believe, no matter the odds or the consequences. When the mob and the press and the whole *world* tell you to move, it's your job to plant yourself like a tree beside the river of truth and tell the whole world, "No. You move."

[Melmart1]

It woke me up, too.

And, I don't know what I was dreaming about, but my first thought was that it would be about "Top Chef."
Uh ... you thought I would text you about Top Chef? :wtf

[CuckingFunt]

Uh ... you thought I would text you about Top Chef? :wtfNo. Not now that I'm awake. But I think it's what I fell asleep watching last night, so it was fresh on my mind when the text woke me up. I was fucking out of it.

[marini martini]

it's your job to plant yourself like a tree beside the river of truth and tell the whole world, "No. You move."

Can we stand on our heads by the tree beside the river of truth :downspin:

[midgetonadonkey]

Where did you buy it? My sister's birthday is coming up soon ... :drunk

We bought it from The Liquor Barn on Goliad right past Military. It's owned by Don and Bens. I'm sure it's the same price at all D&Bs.

[Melmart1]

No. Not now that I'm awake. But I think it's what I fell asleep watching last night, so it was fresh on my mind when the text woke me up. I was fucking out of it.
I didn't send that text at 2am, I just checked and I sent it as 6pm my time, so should have been 4pm your time.

If you got it at 2am, it's because your shitty service provider sent it to you at that time.

[CuckingFunt]

I didn't send that text at 2am, I just checked and I sent it as 6pm my time, so should have been 4pm your time.

If you got it at 2am, it's because your shitty service provider sent it to you at that time.Fucking Verizon!

[Silver21_Black20]

I can't believe how sleepy I am but I don't wanna go to bed. Mel and CF are here.

[midgetonadonkey]

We bought it from The Liquor Barn on Goliad right past Military. It's owned by Don and Bens. I'm sure it's the same price at all D&Bs.

Don's & Ben's Liquor Barn Wholesale Bar & Club
2709 Goliad Rd
San Antonio, TX 78223
(210) 359-7870

[CuckingFunt]

I can't believe how sleepy I am but I don't wanna go to bed. Mel and CF are here.I shouldn't be here. I've got so much studying to do this weekend it's not even funny.

And taxes.

Blech.

[midgetonadonkey]

I love google street view.

[Silver21_Black20]

I shouldn't be here. I've got so much studying to do this weekend it's not even funny.

And taxes.

Blech.

Damn, that reminds me ... I have homework too.

[CuckingFunt]

I love google street view.I want to find a picture of myself walking down the street so I can be all outraged by it, but I've yet to live in a city large enough to be worthy.

[Melmart1]

I can't believe how sleepy I am but I don't wanna go to bed. Mel and CF are here.
Hey baby! :eyebrows

[Melmart1]

Don's & Ben's Liquor Barn Wholesale Bar & Club
2709 Goliad Rd
San Antonio, TX 78223
(210) 359-7870
The closest Dons and Bens to me they changed to a fucking auto parts store with a shamrock on it. The nearest one is an indy store called Deano's, I will go check it out on Monday. Fucking laws that say liquor stores have to be closed on Sundays! :pctoss

[Silver21_Black20]

Hey baby! :eyebrows

Oh how I've missed your e-voice.

[CuckingFunt]

Fucking laws that say liquor stores have to be closed on Sundays! :pctossHeh.

Stupid Texas.

[Melmart1]

I shouldn't be here. I've got so much studying to do this weekend it's not even funny.

And taxes.

Blech.
Ugh. I keep putting off figuring out my taxes. As an independent contractor I have to pay instead of getting a refund. I keep telling myself that at least I don't give the gov't an interest-free loan each year but the reality is that paying taxes sucks.

[midgetonadonkey]

This is my house on Google street view.

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/myhouse.jpg

[CuckingFunt]

Ugh. I keep putting off figuring out my taxes. As an independent contractor I have to pay instead of getting a refund. I keep telling myself that at least I don't give the gov't an interest-free loan each year but the reality is that paying taxes sucks.I normally can fill out a 1040EZ and be done in five minutes, but this year I've got inheritance and real estate sales and rents and all kinds of shit to figure out. I think I'm giving in and calling H&R Block to figure it out for me on Monday.

[midgetonadonkey]

haha suckers.

That's why it's better to just own nothing and get nothing.

[CuckingFunt]

This is my house on Google street view.

I like your Firefox skin.

[midgetonadonkey]

I like your Firefox skin.

Easy on the sexy talk. I'm taken.

[mrsmaalox]

This is my house on Google street view.

So you just put in your address??

[CuckingFunt]

Easy on the sexy talk. I'm taken.My sexy talk is reserved for your girlfriend.

[Melmart1]

haha suckers.

That's why it's better to just own nothing and get nothing.
I don't own, I rent. It's only easier to work some huge conglomerate where you have to work a set schedule and have bosses and shit during april. The other months of the year, it is far better to wake up when I please, work when I please and answer to myself.

[Melmart1]

My sexy talk is reserved for your girlfriend.
You will have to fight me first.

[Melmart1]

I saw a clip of women rubbing clits on RedTube the other day and made me wish for Sandra and CF.

[CuckingFunt]

You will have to fight me first.That's not quite the way I pictured things.

[Melmart1]

That's not quite the way I pictured things.
When I said fight, I meant oil wrestling where you pull some hair and smack some ass, then we share.

[mrsmaalox]

I saw a clip of women rubbing clits on RedTube the other day and made me wish for Sandra and CF.

Rubbing their own or each other's?

[CuckingFunt]

I saw a clip of women rubbing clits on RedTube the other day and made me wish for Sandra and CF.I hardly ever check RedTube anymore. YouPorn's got all the hilarious amateur stuff.

[CuckingFunt]

When I said fight, I meant oil wrestling where you pull some hair and smack some ass, then we share.:tu

Then we are on the same page!

[mrsmaalox]

That street view doesn't go out past 1604.

[CuckingFunt]

Rubbing their own or each other's?Clit to clit, I'd imagine.

[midgetonadonkey]

I don't own, I rent. It's only easier to work some huge conglomerate where you have to work a set schedule and have bosses and shit during april. The other months of the year, it is far better to wake up when I please, work when I please and answer to myself.

Get a job at a library. You can do whatever the hell you like there.

[mrsmaalox]

Clit to clit, I'd imagine.
I wonder if that works. You can never tell with all the awful acting.

[CuckingFunt]

I wonder if that works. You can never tell with all the awful acting.Oh, it works.

[marini martini]

Shagia, one, two, testing

[mrsmaalox]

Oh, it works.

Good to know. If you go by porn, you might think getting a dick in your ass feels good too. I hate the sounds those stupid bitches make.

[NASpurs]

LabiaFrost?

[midgetonadonkey]

Good to know. If you go by porn, you might think getting a dick in your ass feels good too. I hate the sounds those stupid bitches make.

:lmao

For some reason I think you would be open to such a thing.

[marini martini]

Good to know. If you go by porn, you might think getting a dick in your ass feels good too. I hate the sounds those stupid bitches make.

:lmao

[marini martini]

LabiaFrost?

Don't f*ck with my drug dealer :ihit

[NASpurs]

:lmao

For some reason I think you would be open to such a thing.Key word here is open.

[NASpurs]

Don't f*ck with my drug dealer :ihitSeems like he sells you the strong shit.

[mrsmaalox]

:lmao

For some reason I think you would be open to such a thing.

Not my bag baby.

[midgetonadonkey]

Key word here is open.

Believe me I know the truth.

[marini martini]

Seems like he sells you the strong shit.

Tru dat :smokin

[midgetonadonkey]

Not my bag baby.

Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure

[peewee's weewee]

:lmao

For some reason I think you would be open to such a thing.
Only with guys with a small pinga like mine. I tried going bigger by putting my pinky in there and she got mad.

[marini martini]

Believe me I know the truth.

Drink the Padron, and maybe you can handle the truth.

[NASpurs]

Believe me I know the truth.Quite the dilemma. The nosy part of me wants to know but the part that doesn't give a shit about mrsmaalox doesn't care.

[mrsmaalox]

Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure
It's true. there has never been a better way to PISS me off. Ultimate deal breaker.

[Melmart1]

Get a job at a library. You can do whatever the hell you like there.
Ummm ... I can do whatever I want at home, and not have to get up at the crack of dawn unless I want to. I can have any day off I please, and I don't have to work with a worthless Mexican like peewee. Why would I give that up?

[Melmart1]

Clit to clit, I'd imagine.
:tu

[NASpurs]

Speaking of worthless Mexicans, where is batman1209381092381? Is he still recovering for the extra asshole?

[CuckingFunt]

It's true. there has never been a better way to PISS me off. Ultimate deal breaker.I'm skeptical.

[midgetonadonkey]

Ummm ... I can do whatever I want at home, and not have to get up at the crack of dawn unless I want to. I can have any day off I please, and I don't have to work with a worthless Mexican like peewee. Why would I give that up?

I do the exact same thing and get full benefits including a nice 401k.

[mrsmaalox]

Quite the dilemma. The nosy part of me wants to know but the part that doesn't give a shit about mrsmaalox doesn't care.

It's not really a dilemma. Rev has all these wild fantasies about me and what he thinks I like to do. It's kinda sick.

[marini martini]

Ummm ... I can do whatever I want at home, and not have to get up at the crack of dawn unless I want to. I can have any day off I please, and I don't have to work with a worthless Mexican like peewee. Why would I give that up?

:lmao

[Melmart1]

I do the exact same thing and get full benefits including a nice 401k.
Yeah, but you still have to work with peewee and a boss whose poon smells like ramen. No, thanks.

[mrsmaalox]

Yeah, but you still have to work with peewee and a boss whose poon smells like ramen. No, thanks.
Which is worse?

[midgetonadonkey]

Yeah, but you still have to work with peewee and a boss whose poon smells like ramen. No, thanks.

Our ramen smelling boss loves me and peewee is alright as long as you don't have a vagina. If I was a chick I don't think I could handle his crazy, sexual preditorish looks.

[CuckingFunt]

Our ramen smelling boss loves me and peewee is alright as long as you don't have a vagina. If I was a chick I don't think I could handle his crazy, sexual preditorish looks.But, as a guy, you like it/them?

Interesting.

[Melmart1]

Our ramen smelling boss loves me and peewee is alright as long as you don't have a vagina. If I was a chick I don't think I could handle his crazy, sexual preditorish looks.
Well, since I am a woman, I guess that means I would not like working with peewee. Or his hagis-eating boss. I bet that woman is downright scary.

[ShoogarBear]

Well, since I am a woman, I guess that means I would not like working with peewee. Or his hagis-eating boss. I bet that woman is downright scary.Who the hell are you?

[Melmart1]

Who the hell are you?
Memory problems are a sign of old age.

[ShoogarBear]

Memory problems are a sign of old age.Are you talking to me?

[marini martini]

Memory problems are a sign of old age.

And snorting the patients anethesia :toast

[Melmart1]

And snorting the patients anethesia :toast
Shoog has been doing that since the Civil War, and he wasn't old back then.