Free Quattro Razor (15)

[mrsmaalox]

How is she supposed to plow in white gloves?!

[Viva Las Espuelas]

What kind of staff meeting, if I may ask?

You'll have a great time here -- there's lots to do. That is, if you have time. :toastwhat the hell is this. the theologian dating game. ohhhhhh jebediah

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Or a "cock block"
nothing more stimulating than a woman, or girl in this matter, saying "cock" or "tits"

[Viva Las Espuelas]

ashbeeigh: you're fat, you look like a old farm hand, you're so stretched out you won't even feel labor pains, you're ugly enough to scare people in the dark, and you're going to end up a cheap drunk.

Let's see who scores higher.
wow. that has to make it as post of the day.

[ATRAIN]

what the hell is this. the theologian dating game. ohhhhhh jebediah

Its quite painful to watch and funny because he changes the girl he is hitting on every day. I wonder what the women think about that?

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Its quite painful to watch and funny because he changes the girl he is hitting on every day. I wonder what the women think about that?

He's like the g-rated/"Afterschool Special" version of peewee.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Its quite painful to watch and funny because he changes the girl he is hitting on every day. I wonder what the women think about that?it is painful, but hey. when in rome....................

[CuckingFunt]

And ... can't I complement a woman on her looks (or smell) and it not be hitting on her ... ?


When you do it every five seconds, and to almost every woman who posts here? No.

[midgetonadonkey]

http://i31.tinypic.com/f4igpk.gif

[ATRAIN]

He's like the g-rated/"Afterschool Special" version of peewee.



hahahah Peewee light. Its bad enough to be compared to pee wee but to not even be good enough to be like pee wee is pretty sad.

[ashbeeigh]

wow. that has to make it as post of the day.

I sure hope not, no one will understand the context.

[mrsmaalox]

it is painful, but hey. when in rome....................

I don't know. You may think this is just BSing on the internet, but we ladies are taking this all seriously and expect complete fidelity from the man flirting with us that day!! We are not floozies!!!

[CuckingFunt]

For the record, Midge's chickens are the best thing that's been posted in this version of The Quattro.

By a long shot.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I sure hope not, no one will understand the context.fine then i think i know where to put it. :devil

[ashbeeigh]

fine then i think i know where to put it. :devil

If it's your sig it doesn't count, I have mine turned off.

[mrsmaalox]

Wow. As soon as someone mentioned Peewee, he shows up! :lol

[Viva Las Espuelas]

If it's your sig it doesn't count, I have mine turned off.
it wont let me add it. i'll do it later.

[peewee's lovechild]

Denton is making me have roid rage.

I'm going to rip Don Queers throat off with a pair of vice grips.

[Don Quixote]

Who's hitting on anyone? I've keep my conversation G-rated and polite. This is a family forum.

And ... I complemented her on her sturdy build. That's nice ... right?

[Don Quixote]

I don't know. You may think this is just BSing on the internet, but we ladies are taking this all seriously and expect complete fidelity from the man flirting with us that day!! We are not floozies!!!

If you're looking for a faithful man, I can schedule you in for next Tuesday at 1:00.

[mrsmaalox]

Who's hitting on anyone? I've keep my conversation G-rated and polite. This is a family forum.

And ... I complemented her on her sturdy build. That's nice ... right?

It's nice, but comments about a woman's build and child bearing skills equals betrothal, don't you know? I am starting Ashbeeigh's matrimonial quilt now.

[CuckingFunt]

This is a family forum.


Those words should never be spoken in this thread.

Seriously.



Now I have to watch porn to get that image out of my mind.

[Don Quixote]

It's nice, but comments about a woman's build and child bearing skills equals betrothal, don't you know? I am starting Ashbeeigh's matrimonial quilt now.

I'll have to run that by her father first. I'm sure he'd want 2 camels and about $250 in gold. Isn't that the going rate these days?

And in Ruth (Old Testament), Ruth "uncovering the feet" of Boaz constituted a marriage proposal as well. Of course, the idiom means something entirely different in the Hebrew.

But no need to start on the bridal bag for me (re: Borat). Not yet ...

[ashbeeigh]

What the fucking hell? A family forum? Get the hell out. A sturdy build? Are you calling me fat Dairy Queen? Just because the boys like my bravatar does not make me fat.

[ashbeeigh]

I do not want DQ to "uncover my feet." That is sick.

[ATRAIN]

Those words should never be spoken in this thread.

Seriously.



Now I have to watch porn to get that image out of my mind.

I really don't blame him for thinking that about this thread. He followed certain female posters in here like the pathetic horny loser that he is and they more than likely told him or made it seem like it was a family forum. He is still a pussy though.

[Don Quixote]

Um, no, dear ... I mean, Ashbee. And, um, I was only demonstrating how to talk all smoove to a woman. I got it down. And I didn't say you were fat, I was only complimenting you on your ... um, sturdiness. You will be a great addition to my servants who work in the field.

[CuckingFunt]

I really don't blame him for thinking that about this thread. He followed certain female posters in here like the pathetic horny loser that he is and they more than likely told him or made it seem like it was a family forum. He is still a pussy though.

Fuck family friendly.

Fuck it right in in its pus dripping, disease ridden, maggot infested, yeasty cunt.

[ashbeeigh]

Don Quioxite is trying to be Quattro-esque with this sturdy comment but he is falling flat on his ass.

[mrsmaalox]

I do not want DQ to "uncover my feet." That is sick.

:lmao

[CuckingFunt]

Phew... I needed that.

[CuckingFunt]

I do not want DQ to "uncover my feet." That is sick.

But you'd let KEDA piss on them?

Fucking freak.

[Don Quixote]

I really don't blame him for thinking that about this thread. He followed certain female posters in here like the pathetic horny loser that he is and they more than likely told him or made it seem like it was a family forum. He is still a wuss though.

I thought I told you already -- go back to your corner and sit down. The only pathetic loser here is you. Well, you're not the only one, but you're the main one. Go back to downloading porn at your public library and leave the conversation to the adults.

[Don Quixote]

I do not want DQ to "uncover my feet." That is sick.

I never said I wanted to. I was only answering MissRolaids's comments about marriage, and trying to be nice and respectful towards a lady. Which some of the other guys apparently never learned how to do.

[mrsmaalox]

Don Quioxite is trying to be Quattro-esque with this sturdy comment but he is falling flat on his ass.

Not really. It seems to me that as long as he's generating responses from posters here, he is succeeding!

[ATRAIN]

I thought I told you already -- go back to your corner and sit down. The only pathetic loser here is you. Well, you're not the only one, but you're the main one. Go back to downloading porn at your public library and leave the conversation to the adults.

Listen Mother fucker your going to keep getting my opinions no matter f your faggot ass likes it or not. Keep crying, i am having a great time laughing at you. Even ash is laughing at you. Almost everyone in here knows your a joke, I just voice it. Conversation to the adults hahah yeah good one grandpa.

[ATRAIN]

I thought I told you already -- go back to your corner and sit down. The only pathetic loser here is you. Well, you're not the only one, but you're the main one. Go back to downloading porn at your public library and leave the conversation to the adults.

Oh yeah and when you quote me don't edit what I say like the pussy that you are. Changing pussy to wuss........what a fucking faggot.

[Extra Stout]

I never said I wanted to. I was only answering MissRolaids's comments about marriage, and trying to be nice and respectful towards a lady. Which some of the other guys apparently never learned how to do.
http://media.collegepublisher.com/media/paper957/stills/430cd708a8b40-84-1.jpg

[CuckingFunt]

Fo' sho.

[ATRAIN]

Hey Don Q did it feel like a bag of sand hahahaha

[mrsmaalox]

http://media.collegepublisher.com/media/paper957/stills/430cd708a8b40-84-1.jpg

That is soo funny. I think he even has a "twinkle" in his eye!!! :lmao

[Extra Stout]

If it weren't for the chickens the Quattro would suck today.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Fuck family friendly.

Fuck it right in in its pus dripping, disease ridden, maggot infested, yeasty cunt.

Now THAT'S romantic!
:lol

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Now I have to watch porn to get that image out of my mind.
i recommend any of the Gag Factor series

[CuckingFunt]

i recommend any of the Gag Factor series

I don't like porn blowjobs in general, but especially not when I have to worry about seeing some girl puke.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

What the fucking hell? A family forum? Get the hell out. A sturdy build? Are you calling me fat Dairy Queen? Just because the boys like my bravatar does not make me fat.as long as youre fat in the right areas. :ihit

[mrsmaalox]

:wow There's puke porn?!?

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I don't like porn blowjobs in general, but especially not when I have to worry about seeing some girl puke.i normally didn't last that long

[Viva Las Espuelas]

:wow There's puke porn?!?
2girls1cup.com

[ATRAIN]

2girls1cup.com



LOL havent seen that in a while

[mrsmaalox]

2girls1cup.com

I thought that was under the "scat" genre

[Extra Stout]

Just because the boys like my bravatar does not make me fat.
http://www.blogitude.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/03/floppy8.gif

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I thought that was under the "scat" genre
that's right. i think it's 4girlsfingerpaint.com

[CuckingFunt]

In all honesty, that may be one of the most confusing things I've ever seen ashbeeigh post.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

:wow There's puke porn?!?

Only when you're involved.

[CuckingFunt]

Only when you're involved.

Well played, sir.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Well played, sir.

Thanks.
In all honestly, I 'm surprised no one else posted it before I did.

[peewee's lovechild]

Don faggot just proved he's the biggest douche bag in history.

What's with this "family" bullshit??

What a fucking pussy.

[peewee's lovechild]

That bible thumping faggot probably wishes he could have ass fucked Jesus.

[ashbeeigh]

Don faggot just proved he's the biggest douche bag in history.

What's with this "family" bullshit??

What a freacking wussy.

fixed it for you. Now it's more family appropriate.

[florige]

:wow There's puke porn?!?



There is porn where people literally eat (Edited for Don Q family hour) bowel movement.

[ATRAIN]

fixed it for you. Now it's more family appropriate.

hahaha I can't believe that fag quoted me and edited it from pussy to wuss hahah.

[ATRAIN]

There is porn where people literally eat (Edited for Don Q family hour) bowel movement.



Wow you know you suck when even Flo is making fun of you.

[ashbeeigh]

Holy crap, the hottest real estate agent just came into our office. I was mildly upset when I found out he needed to be in the Housing office next door instead of at our office.

[CuckingFunt]

hahaha I can't believe that fag quoted me and edited it from pussy to wuss hahah.

He quoted me once and changed my name in the quote box to "PangDussy."

:lmao

[ashbeeigh]

And now he's pacing up and down the hallway on his iphone....what a baller.

[florige]

And now he's pacing up and down the hallway on his iphone....what a baller.



He is probably a clown. Probably trying to get you attention by pretending he is a big shot.

[Extra Stout]

Gee whilikers, the hottest Baptist theologian just came into our office. I was mildly upset when I found out he needed to be in the Housing office next door instead of at our office.

[ATRAIN]

He quoted me once and changed my name in the quote box to "PangDussy."

:lmao



hahah are you serious?

[ashbeeigh]

haha. never, flo. It was more like "Take me now Mr. Fieldstone salesman."

[CuckingFunt]

hahah are you serious?

Yep.

I didn't mention it at the time because I didn't want to derail an otherwise serious conversation (can't remember the thread, though), but it cracked me up.

[florige]

haha. never, flo. It was more like "Take me now Mr. Fieldstone salesman."



I hope Peewee whups that pretty boy's butt...

[ashbeeigh]

I hope Peewee whups that pretty boy's ass...

I wouldn't stand for that.

[ShoogarBear]

For the record, Midge's chickens are the best thing that's been posted in this version of The Quattro.

By a long shot.

Only because I can't post my, uh, fowl.

[midgetonadonkey]

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/muhmbs.gif

[midgetonadonkey]

http://i31.tinypic.com/f4igpk.gif

[ShoogarBear]

Is that the Chicken Dance?

[midgetonadonkey]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OvZrhdy2UdY

[Don Quixote]

You guys get so worked up over a guy who doesn't cuss really and won't hit below the belt when talking a little trash. Sounds like I'm not the real wuss here.

[Don Quixote]

Listen **** your going to keep getting my opinions no matter if you like it or not. Keep crying, i am having a great time laughing at you. Even ash is laughing at you. Almost everyone in here knows your a joke, I just voice it. Conversation to the adults hahah yeah good one grandpa.

"Are you going to bark all day, little doggie, or are you going to bite?":lol

[marini martini]

Don, Don,Don, Don, Don, Don, Don:nope

[Don Quixote]

What did I do??

And how is it bad to stand up to an obnoxious, abusive jerk? I think we all know who the real wusses are here, and one of the names begins with "A." Not that I need validation from him or anyone here.

[marini martini]

What did I do??

And how is it bad to stand up to an obnoxious, abusive jerk? I think we all know who the real wusses are here, and one of the names begins with "A." Not that I need validation from him or anyone here.

Quit while you're ahead, buddy! Do yourself a favor, hang out in a different thread. The Quatro can be H-E-L-L:cooldevil Alot of these folks, want nothing more to chew you up, and spit you out. Hell, they eat glass for breakfast most days:hungry: Take it from me, seriously:toast

[ashbeeigh]

fucking astricks? Are you serious Dairy Queen?

[Don Quixote]

I hang out in several threads. Yes, I need to get a life. And I have nothing against a little spirited trash-talk. I enjoy it, in fact. So I'll stick around. Shoot, I'll eat dinner in here.

I imagine, though, that a few of the posters in the Quattro have some unresolved anger issues, maybe a borderline personality disorder. These come out in how they treat others. In other words, it's not me -- it's them.

Lastly, you say that want to "chew me up and spit me back out," and that they eat "glass for breakfast." I guess this implies that they are tough. You give them far too much credit. They are capable of nothing. It wouldn't surprise me if these guys are complete wusses in real life.

About all they can do is take a dump on Kori's board, and nothing more.

So I'll be sticking around.

[Don Quixote]

**** astricks? Are you serious Dairy Queen?

:nope:nope:nope:nope Ashbee. I expect more from you. And you kiss your mother with that mouth.

[Don Quixote]

we all know who the real wusses are here, and one of the names begins with "A."

Not you, Ashbee. You are a splendid young lady.

[ashbeeigh]

I just lol'ed in real life.

[ATRAIN]

What did I do??

And how is it bad to stand up to an obnoxious, abusive jerk? I think we all know who the real wusses are here, and one of the names begins with "A." Not that I need validation from him or anyone here.


Why you calling Ash a "wuss" hahah fucking pussy. You call what your doing standing up to me hahahah that was funny. Try again you fucking twat.

[ashbeeigh]

I think I should actually stop talking to Dairy Queen because he refuses to call me by my real name.

[Don Quixote]

I'm sure A-meth-head is thinking of some tough thing to say right about now.

It's all talk though. No action.

[Don Quixote]

I think I should actually stop talking to Dairy Queen because he refuses to call me by my real name.

Oh yeah, and I'm the Dairy Queen.

[ATRAIN]

I'm sure A-meth-head is thinking of some tough thing to say right about now.

It's all talk though. No action.

LMAO all talk and no action, dude I would destroy you without even trying. Id break your frail little bones grandpa.

[ashbeeigh]

and ATRAIN wonders why people here think he's angry.

[ATRAIN]

and ATRAIN wonders why people here think he's angry.

Hey you guys are lucky I take out some aggression at boxing.:ihit

[Extra Stout]

I hang out in several threads. Yes, I need to get a life. And I have nothing against a little spirited trash-talk. I enjoy it, in fact. So I'll stick around. Shoot, I'll eat dinner in here.

I imagine, though, that a few of the posters in the Quattro have some unresolved anger issues, maybe a borderline personality disorder. These come out in how they treat others. In other words, it's not me -- it's them.

Lastly, you say that want to "chew me up and spit me back out," and that they eat "glass for breakfast." I guess this implies that they are tough. You give them far too much credit. They are capable of nothing. It wouldn't surprise me if these guys are complete wusses in real life.

About all they can do is take a dump on Kori's board, and nothing more.

So I'll be sticking around.
Trash-talk matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my trash-talk, do you? Hmm? Hmm. And well you should not. For my ally is the Quattro, and a powerful ally it is. Life creates it, makes it grow. Its energy surrounds us and binds us. Luminous beings are we, not this crude matter. You must feel the Quattro around you; here, between you, me, the tree, the rock, everywhere, yes. Even between non-sucking and your posts.

[ATRAIN]

Stouts a fucking genius !!

[peewee's lovechild]

Trash-talk matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my trash-talk, do you? Hmm? Hmm. And well you should not. For my ally is the Quattro, and a powerful ally it is. Life creates it, makes it grow. Its energy surrounds us and binds us. Luminous beings are we, not this crude matter. You must feel the Quattro around you; here, between you, me, the tree, the rock, everywhere, yes. Even between non-sucking and your posts.

This is fucking genius.

Stout, you the man.

[peewee's lovechild]

I'm having an anxiety attack.

I'm feeling a rush of energy and nervousness and I have no outlet for them.

[peewee's lovechild]

I think I'm going to freak out.

[peewee's lovechild]

Fucking Denton sucks.

[peewee's lovechild]

At least I was able to get some cheap beer.

[peewee's lovechild]

I swear to whatever gods that I'm going to kill Don Faggot.

I'm gonna beat him senseless with his own bible.

I'm going to tell him "Die you fucking faggot" in Hebrew, Koinic Greek, and Aramaic.

Then, right when he's about to die, I'm going to tell him "Your god didn't help you. I did this to you!"

Then, I'll set his body on fire.

Then, when I get to heaven, or hell, or wherever, I'm gonna laugh at his faggot face when I see him there.

Then, I'll pay the devil, or a deamon, or Tom Cruise to fuck him in the ass and post it in the afterlife's version of youtube.

We will all laugh.

[Extra Stout]

I'm having an anxiety attack.

I'm feeling a rush of energy and nervousness and I have no outlet for them.
You now know why cow tipping was invented.

[RashoFan]

Scottish accents are soooo hot!

By boss is Scottish. And she speaks with the thickest Scottish accent ever. And no it isn't hot.

Think it depends on the person speaking. Shirley Manson's Scottish accent is hot, Ewan McGregor's Scottish accent is hot, but Fat Bastard... not so much.

I would like to take this opprotunity to thank CF for giving excellent example of Hot Scots and not so hot Scots. :clap

[peewee's lovechild]

At least they were showing Raiders of The Lost Ark at the dormitory locker.

I was about to kill some stupid bitch who walked by with her friends and said "I can't believe they're showing this stupid movie."

Fucking whore.

I was just about to shove a power strip up her ass.
I should've.

Raiders just finished.

Now, they're showing some stupid fuck CSI type of show.

I'm gonna kill somebody.

[RashoFan]

http://i31.tinypic.com/f4igpk.gif

A feathered cock??

[peewee's lovechild]

Earlier today they told me to watch where I was smoking.

So, I blew smoke in their direction.

They can all blow me.

[peewee's lovechild]

I'm gonna buy another six pack.

I don't have to wake up until 7 anyway.

[RashoFan]

For the record, Midge's cocks are the best thing that's been posted in this version of The Quattro.

By a long shot.

That is better....I think???

[peewee's lovechild]

It would be funny as shit if DQ hooks up with a "christian" girl who swears that she's never fucked anyone but spent her life as the town whore and gives him the AIDS.

That would be some funny shit.

[peewee's lovechild]

It would be funny if Rasho eats a feathered cock.

[peewee's lovechild]

That would be a youtube hit.

[ashbeeigh]

don't mention DQ's name in my presence. He can't even type my name correctly. Fucking idiot.

[RashoFan]

I do not want DQ to "uncover my feet." That is sick.

Somehow Ashbeeigh and the topic of feet rears it ugly head once again.

[marini martini]

I'm having an anxiety attack.

I'm feeling a rush of energy and nervousness and I have no outlet for them.

Aw, just piss your name on the wall:lmao

[peewee's lovechild]

Some cocksucker with an accent is in the lobby.

That fucker is a terrorist.

I should do us all a favor and stab him in the chest.

[peewee's lovechild]

It's a Mexican accent, but I think that faggot is still a terrorist.

[peewee's lovechild]

MurderDeathKill

[peewee's lovechild]

187

[peewee's lovechild]

"We've had another MurderDeathKill"

[peewee's lovechild]

redrum . . . RedRum . . . REDRUM!!

[peewee's lovechild]

Fucking faggot accent guy just took off because he knew I was going to kill his ass.

[peewee's lovechild]

I think it was Don Joto.

He fears me.

[RashoFan]

I'm having an anxiety attack.

I'm feeling a rush of energy and nervousness and I have no outlet for them.

Just jerk off...





....like you usually do.

[peewee's lovechild]

Just jerk off...





....like you usually do.


Send a picture of your tits and I'll consider it.

[peewee's lovechild]

Two stupid fucks just came in and changed it to the fucking game.

The got pissed because the asked me if I was rooting for anyone and I said that the NBA had bought the Finals.

It didn't amuse them.

Fuck those two Laker loving faggots.

I'm gonna fart and I hope it smells so bad that they just take off.

[RashoFan]

Send a picture of your tits and I'll consider it.

Just photoshop my intials RF over Ashbeeigh's boobie pic and carry on, that would take a lot less effort on my part.

[peewee's lovechild]

Just photoshop my intials RF over Ashbeeigh's boobie pic and carry on, that would take a lot less effort on my part.

It's not the same.

Hers are better.

[Don Quixote]

Trash-talk matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my trash-talk, do you? Hmm? Hmm. And well you should not. For my ally is the Quattro, and a powerful ally it is. Life creates it, makes it grow. Its energy surrounds us and binds us. Luminous beings are we, not this crude matter. You must feel the Quattro around you; here, between you, me, the tree, the rock, everywhere, yes. Even between non-sucking and your posts.

Not sure I got that. Were you dissing me?

You, sir, are a ... Calvinist. That's right, I said it. All 5 points.

[peewee's lovechild]

Not sure I got that. Were you dissing me?

You, sir, are a ... Calvinist. That's right, I said it. All 5 points.

Motherfucking pussy.

[RashoFan]

You guys suck...I am going to go watch Pirates of the Caribbean

[peewee's lovechild]

You guys suck...I am going to go watch Pirates of the Caribbean

You and Don Faggot suck cocks.

You I understand, the faggot I don't.

[Don Quixote]

LMAO all talk and no action, dude I would destroy you without even trying. Id break your frail little bones grandpa.

Where did you get this Grampa thing? I'm not even that old. I'm probably old enough to be your uncle, though.

But once again, all you do is talk talk talk. No action. "Destroy me" "break bones", translation: blah blah blah.

Let me know when you've bought your bus ticket to New Orleans. Then, I might get a teensy bit nervous. Until then, your words mean nothing.

[Don Quixote]

don't mention DQ's name in my presence. He can't even type my name correctly. Idiot.

Oh yeah, and that makes me worse than the ones who say things about your odor and appetite for men. At least I respect your, um, sturdiness.

[CuckingFunt]

Fuck family friendly.

Fuck it right in in its pus dripping, disease ridden, maggot infested, yeasty cunt.

This didn't get anywhere near the love it deserved.

Now I'm bitter.

[ATRAIN]

At least they were showing Raiders of The Lost Ark at the dormitory locker.

I was about to kill some stupid bitch who walked by with her friends and said "I can't believe they're showing this stupid movie."

Fucking whore.

I was just about to shove a power strip up her ass.
I should've.

Raiders just finished.

Now, they're showing some stupid fuck CSI type of show.

I'm gonna kill somebody.

Take a trip to Louisiana and go get him

[peewee's lovechild]

I don't have to go to Louisianna to prove he's a bitch faggot.

That fucking puto pussy has me on ignore.

What a cunt.

He tries to make it seem like he's this tough guy and he put me on ignore.
What a faggot.

I could kick his ass after drinking two cases of beer and half a bottle of Jack Daniels.
That's how easy it would be.

[peewee's lovechild]

LOL!!!

The Lakers are losing and they're sitting on the bench looking like they just saw their dad ass fucking their mothers.

This is priceless.

[Don Quixote]

Take a trip to Louisiana and go get him

anytime

Just call ahead first. Use the cell phone of the guy you're hitching a ride from, or use a pay phone. Give me time to get the guest room ready, some food cooking.

[peewee's lovechild]

I just told these two fags that the Lakers suck.

They didn't say anything.

They're faggots and homosexuals.

[peewee's lovechild]

Just call ahead first. Use the cell phone of the guy you're hitching a ride from, or use a pay phone. Give me time to get the guest room ready, some food cooking.


I told you he was a cock loving faggot.

I didn't even have to change anything.

He came out of the closet all by himself.

He wants to fuck ATRAIN.

And, I think ATRAIN wants it because matlock is not giving him any.

[peewee's lovechild]

Hahaha, lakers.

The NBA bought the Finals for a dream matchup and it fucking sucked like hell.

Most over-hyped Finals ever.

[Don Quixote]

I've had enough of this garbage. You losers enjoy yourselves.

(AshbeeIGH, RashoFan ... I'll see you ladies later ... :eyebrows )

[peewee's lovechild]

Haha.

Laker faggot fans said "we got next game."

And I said "then they go home after that."

They look pissed.

I look amused.

[peewee's lovechild]

(AshbeeIGH, RashoFan ... I'll see you ladies later ... :eyebrows )

Yea, that's gonna happen.

Plus, you're a faggot.

You're not fooling anyone.

[ATRAIN]

Fucking EDDIE HOUSE, if he would have made that free throw I would have had 3 season tickets to the Texans!!!!

[CuckingFunt]

Yea, that's gonna happen.

Plus, you're a faggot.

You're not fooling anyone.

Don't try to pretend either of them has standards.

[marini martini]

This didn't get anywhere near the love it deserved.

Now I'm bitter.

Don't be bitter, I just read 6 pages back, till 12:30. Dayum I missed some funny shit. You go chicken midge:lmao

[marini martini]

Fucking EDDIE HOUSE, if he would have made that free throw I would have had 3 season tickets to the Texans!!!!

And I would have made $3 mil. v-bookie:depressed

[ShoogarBear]

I'm having an anxiety attack.

I'm feeling a rush of energy and nervousness and I have no outlet for them.

:jack

[ShoogarBear]

At least they were showing Raiders of The Lost Ark at the dormitory locker.

I was about to kill some stupid bitch who walked by with her friends and said "I can't believe they're showing this stupid movie."

Fucking whore.

I was just about to shove a power strip up her ass.
I should've.

Raiders just finished.

Now, they're showing some stupid fuck CSI type of show.

I'm gonna kill somebody.

Wait. You're living in a dormitory?


What, did you missed Rush Week?

[florige]

Hahaha, lakers.

The NBA bought the Finals for a dream matchup and it fucking sucked like hell.

Most over-hyped Finals ever.



Never send in Boys (Lakers) to do a Man's (Spurs) job. No way Celtics would be dominating a rested Spurs team like this. NO Way!!!

[Extra Stout]

Not sure I got that.

That... is why you
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[Extra Stout]

You, sir, are a ... Calvinist. That's right, I said it. All 5 points.
Supralapsarian pompadour-wearer.

[Extra Stout]

Oh yeah, and that makes me worse than the ones who say things about your odor and appetite for men. At least I respect your, um, sturdiness.
http://galeri.milliyet.com.tr/2008/2/6Basarisizligin_fotograflari/1.jpg

[Extra Stout]

This didn't get anywhere near the love it deserved.

Now I'm bitter.
It was an autobiographical sketch, correct?

[Don Quixote]

Supralapsarian pompadour-wearer.

That may be, but at least I'm not a King-James-only-ist. Which you are.

There. I said it. Fundy.

[Extra Stout]

That may be, but at least I'm not a King-James-only-ist. Which you are.

There. I said it. Fundy.
Reconstructionist.

[ShoogarBear]

Thanks for enlivening this thread, guys.

[Extra Stout]

Thanks for enlivening this thread, guys.
Hey there are some kids on your lawn. Get out of your rocking chair and go yell at them.

[ShoogarBear]

Hey there are some kids on your lawn. Get out of your rocking chair and go yell at them.

Yell? Why give them any warning?
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[Extra Stout]

Zfs3BJZxKkc

[Extra Stout]

Something for peewee to do today:

http://dentoncounty.com/dept/main.asp?Dept=124

[Extra Stout]

If you'll still there in August you can do this:

http://www.twu.edu/firstladies/

[Extra Stout]

Wheee! Airplanes!

http://www.hangar10.org/Site/Home.html

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http://www.cityofdenton.com/pages/parks.cfm

[Extra Stout]

Denton Dog Days Festival

http://www.discoverdenton.com/images/PapinHood.jpg

[Extra Stout]

Cookbook Collection

Texas Woman's University
(940) 898-3644
TWU Blagg-Huey Library
2nd Floor
Free

Handicapp Accessible

www.twu.edu/library/woman/wm_cool.htm

Blagg-Huey Library boasts a culinary catalogue in excess of 20,000 publications spanning 400 years. Menus from cafres on Route 66 to the elaborate offerings on the Queen Elizabeth 2 showcase varied culinary presentations. Receipe leaflets extol the uses of Jello as well as the latest quick cooking methos, the chafing dish.

[Extra Stout]

thats it im putting my house up for sale quitting my job moving to denton

[Extra Stout]

http://www.northstar-dragway.com/
http://www.northstar-dragway.com/banner/ban-index.jpg

[to21]

I thought the same about Denton when I was there years ago.

Apparently, Texas Women's University is the one and only school butch dykes love to go to.

[mrsmaalox]

Cookbook Collection
Receipe leaflets extol the uses of Jello as well as the latest quick cooking methos, the chafing dish.

WTF is wrong with Peewee?! He's in the same town as this and he's bored? Sheesh :rolleyes

[Extra Stout]

http://images.replacements.com/images/images5/flatware/I/international_silver_heritage_silverplate_hollowwa re_chafing_dish_P0000161028S0051T2.jpg

FUN!!!!!!!!

[mrsmaalox]

http://images.replacements.com/images/images5/flatware/I/international_silver_heritage_silverplate_hollowwa re_chafing_dish_P0000161028S0051T2.jpg

FUN!!!!!!!!

Now that's what I call one fine chafing dish!! Mr. Stout, you are a man of very exclusive taste! :toast

[CuckingFunt]

It was an autobiographical sketch, correct?

Nope. I finally got that cleared up a couple of months ago.

[midgetonadonkey]

http://i31.tinypic.com/f4igpk.gif

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Now that's what I call one fine chafing dish!! Mr. Stout, you are a man of very exclusive taste! :toastchafing? is that a fondue dish or whatever? when i think chafe i think of desitin.

[marini martini]

chafing? is that a fondue dish or whatever? when i think chafe i think of desitin.


:lmao

That's what I was thinking! That really chafes my ass!

[Viva Las Espuelas]

:lmao

That's what I was thinking! That really chafes my ass!i see you got your hearing aids in. woooooohooooo

[ashbeeigh]

Apparently, Texas Women's University is the one and only school butch dykes love to go to.

I'm afraid to break it to you, but TLU has taken over that title. It's not called Texas Lesbian University for being close to Denton.

[marini martini]

i see you got your hearing aids in. woooooohooooo

:toast Touche!

:lmao:lmao:lmao

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I'm afraid to break it to you, but TLU has taken over that title. It's not called Texas Lesbian University for being close to Denton.i thought TLU is in sequin

[Extra Stout]

I'm afraid to break it to you, but TLU has taken over that title. It's not called Texas Lesbian University for being close to Denton.
Sometimes those Lutheran women can be mistaken as being on the other team. In Wisconsin and Minnesota, sometimes the farmers mistakenly try milking their wives if the coffee hasn't kicked in.

[ashbeeigh]

Sometimes those Lutheran women can be mistaken as being on the other team. In Wisconsin and Minnesota, sometimes the farmers mistakenly try milking their wives if the coffee hasn't kicked in.

So i've heard.

[mrsmaalox]

chafing? is that a fondue dish or whatever? when i think chafe i think of desitin.

Yes Viva, that dish is what you would use to warm up your desitin before you smear it on your chafed ass! :rolleyes

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Yes Viva, that dish is what you would use to warm up your desitin before you smear it on your chafed ass! :rolleyes
ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
http://www.nndb.com/people/661/000050511/les-nessman.jpg

[mrsmaalox]

i thought TLU is in sequin
No I think you mean "Seguin". But you are kind of on the right track, as sequins are those sparkly things showgirls, drag queens, and guys like Richard Simmons wear on their clothes:
http://charliegoose.homestead.com/files/simmons.jpg

[Viva Las Espuelas]

i thought TLU is in sequinANSWER ME, YOU HOSEHOUND!!!!!!
ooops. sorry about that. my 'roids are flaring up.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

No I think you mean "Seguin". But you are kind of on the right track, as sequins are those sparkly things showgirls, drag queens, and guys like Richard Simmons wear on their clothes:
http://charliegoose.homestead.com/files/simmons.jpg
so i didn't capitalize the first letter. big deal. when do i ever capitalize stuff? go blow it out of your rectum.

[mrsmaalox]

so i didn't capitalize the first letter. big deal. when do i ever capitalize stuff? go blow it out of your rectum.

:lol Okay doofus: Here's what you wrote S-E-Q-U-I-N
Here's what I wrote: S-E-G-U-I-N

get it now?!

[Viva Las Espuelas]

:lol Okay doofus: Here's what you wrote S-E-Q-U-I-N
Here's what I wrote: S-E-G-U-I-N

get it now?!
wow. i missed that one. hey, it's lack of sleep:depressed

[Don Quixote]

Sometimes those Lutheran women can be mistaken as being on the other team. In Wisconsin and Minnesota, sometimes the farmers mistakenly try milking their wives if the coffee hasn't kicked in.

No joke. I went to college in northern Wisconsin. And at a school full of dinosaurs from the 1970's. Not only were the girls fugly, but they didn't shave their pits (legs I could understand, the winters there are long), and sometimes didn't bathe. I guess it was some sort of "environmentalist" statement. But most of the women there were rough.

I suppose I went to a bible college for Marxists.

[Don Quixote]

Hey there are some kids on your lawn. Get out of your rocking chair and go yell at them.

YOU LIBERALS GET OFF MY GRASS!! :ihit

[ashbeeigh]

There's a reason why I moved to Texas from Wausau, Wisconsin.

[Don Quixote]

Reconstructionist.

WHAT ... did you call me??

You're a person who asks others, "if you were to die tonight ... ?"
You think the Apostles sang Fanny Crosby songs. You always wear a white shirt with a tie, even when you go bowling. You leave gospel tracts for your waitress. Your youth group must wear collared shirts before they go out. You pray to God with "thee"s and "thy"s. You know John 3:16 and that's it. And you would never consider not doing VBS.

That's what you are.

[Don Quixote]

There's a reason why I moved to Texas from Wausau, Wisconsin.

I considered the Forestry School at UW-Wausau for Master's work. No, wait, it was Stevens Point. Or Michigan Tech. In the end, I decided I wanted to go in a different direction. So I went into the Air Force. That, I'm sure, ticked off my hippy professors.

But I liked it up there. Actual seasons! And the forests! And I never saw so much snow. The main disadvantage was the lack of good cuisine in this small town. It was impossible to get decent Chinese or Mexican. Northern cuisine is pretty bland -- salt, pepper, ketchup on everything. I did, however, enjoy lutefisk and other Scandinavian food.

But New Orleans food has it all beat.

[ashbeeigh]

I considered the Forestry School at UW-Wausau for Master's work. No, wait, it was Stevens Point. Or Michigan Tech. In the end, I decided I wanted to go in a different direction. So I went into the Air Force. That, I'm sure, ticked off my hippy professors.


Yeah, it would have to be Stevens Point. It's not even Wausau, it's Marathon county, lol. Good ole Wausau. The best part of it was leaving. I think the best meal I had there was the one my dad made when he brought fajitas back from HEB after a business trip.

[Don Quixote]

The college, I hated. Wisconsin, I liked, except for the Marxists. There was nothing funnier than making fake bear tracks around campus when the snow set in. Half the male students, who were trained to read paw prints, would get all excited or scared.

[Don Quixote]

And the Apostle Islands are spectacular. And Applefest in October. No place better to be than Bayfield before the snow sets in.

I was up there when they were filming "A Simple Plan" with Bill Paxton and BillyBob Thornton.

[gets handed a note] What's this? IT's the Quattro? Oh yes it is. Sorry.

You people, um, suck. All of you can suck it. Go suck a big fat one. Yeah, I said it.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

this theologian romance is sickening. i'd rather watch a couple of quadriplegics play twister on a hot summer day with thongs on and red lipstick.

[Don Quixote]

Quadripilegic females, right?

[Extra Stout]

wow. i missed that one. hey, it's lack of sleep:depressed
I hope you're not Latino. They take away your membership for that kind of stuff.
BTW, is there like a card or something they get issued? I know thirty years ago they got badges, until some guy said he didn't need them.

[Extra Stout]

There's a reason why I moved to Texas from Wausau, Wisconsin.
The grass tastes better?

[mrsmaalox]

The grass tastes better?

:lmao That's funny. :)

[Extra Stout]

WHAT ... did you call me??

You're a person who asks others, "if you were to die tonight ... ?"
You think the Apostles sang Fanny Crosby songs. You always wear a white shirt with a tie, even when you go bowling. You leave gospel tracts for your waitress. Your youth group must wear collared shirts before they go out. You pray to God with "thee"s and "thy"s. You know John 3:16 and that's it. And you would never consider not doing VBS.

That's what you are.
Sorry, that fails.

[CuckingFunt]

Sorry, that fails.

Spectacularly.

[Extra Stout]

DQ's seminary thesis:

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What a dissertation DQ! Here's your diploma.

http://www.horsesass.org/wp-content/uploads/fail.JPG

[CuckingFunt]

So... wait a minute... because I believe in evolution, I'm a god?

Fucking kickass!!

[Extra Stout]

So... wait a minute... because I believe in evolution, I'm a god?

Fucking kickass!!
Nazi.

[CuckingFunt]

Nazi.

I could never be a Nazi. I like brunettes too much.

But, fuck a far right genocidal regime... I'm a fucking god!!

[Extra Stout]

Remeber, if you believe in evolution, YOU WILL BURN IN HELL!!!!!

[Extra Stout]

oh my lord i killed the quattro

[ShoogarBear]

"Tyler finally croaked"? LOL.

[RashoFan]

I like stories with pictures...
http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c333/RashoFan/cutie.jpg

[Don Quixote]

Whatever. My master's thesis, if I had been required to write one, would have been nothing like that. Dork.

[Don Quixote]

Actually, I do take seriously some of the existential and ethical ramifications of evolution, which Jack Chick, Stout's favorite cartoonist, puts forth somewhat crudely. This doesn't mean I totally disbelieve evolution (I'm moderately agnostic about it), but we probably ought to look at where evolution takes us.

My dissertation, if I ever get to it, will likely revolve around OT ethics, or church and state issues. Nothing interesting (are dissertations ever interesting?).

[Extra Stout]

omg i actually killed the quattro.

[Extra Stout]

im sorry i didnt mean to i was just trying to make fun of dq

[Don Quixote]

Dude ... you didn't kill it.

It's finally interesting.

But if you'd rather talk about boobs and schlongs, go for it.

[Extra Stout]

if i stop believing in evolution will the quattro come back to life?

[florige]

Dude ... you didn't kill it.

It's finally interesting.

But if you'd rather talk about boobs and schlongs, go for it.


You know there is a Rum named after your screen name. Don Q.

[ashbeeigh]

But if you'd rather talk about boobs and schlongs, go for it.

That's what the quattro is about, deal with it.

[Extra Stout]

Dude ... you didn't kill it.

It's finally interesting.

But if you'd rather talk about boobs and schlongs, go for it.
thats dirty

[Don Quixote]

im sorry i didnt mean to i was just trying to make fun of dq

Trying, rather lamely. Bored everyone to tears.

[Extra Stout]

Trying, rather lamely. Bored everyone to tears.
i should have tried quoting yoda some more that went well

[Don Quixote]

And, sure, believe in evolution. If originating from goop makes you feel better, go for it. And while you're at it, you can deny that the scripture has any clear ethical teaching, or propositional truth whatsoever. Let's be postmodern.

[marini martini]

So who's watching what on TV? I can't believe I'm watching "Mobile Home Disasters"!

[Don Quixote]

I actually think Jack Chick was a good cartoonist, and he was orthodox in his theology. He only made the fundamentalist mistake of confusing the essentials of the faith with his own inferences. And he was ... kooky! The gospel should never be made to look kooky.

Not that liberals are any less guilty of substituting their opinions for the essentials.

[Extra Stout]

And, sure, believe in evolution. If originating from goop makes you feel better, go for it. And while you're at it, you can deny that the scripture has any clear ethical teaching, or propositional truth whatsoever. Let's be postmodern.
im postmodern but in a good way