Free Quattro Razor (15)

[Don Quixote]

So who's watching what on TV? I can't believe I'm watching "Mobile Home Disasters"!

Women Gone Crazy III. Mardi Gras edition.

[Extra Stout]

deep theological discussion in the quattro is like holding bible study at chuck e cheese

[Don Quixote]

im postmodern but in a good way

I heard Dale Martin, the gay postmodern Episcopal from Yale, speak here in April. He said he believed in orthodoxy, but his position on propositional truth completely undermined that belief. How can you believe orthodoxy when you claim that you can't derive the Trinity, ethics, or a clear soteriology from the scriptures themselves?

Daniel Wallace, from DTS, was much better. Bart Ehrman, the rock star of textual critics, was pretty good too. And he's agnostic.

[Extra Stout]

That's what the quattro is about, deal with it.
go make me a sandwich

[Don Quixote]

im postmodern but in a good way

By that, I shall interpret your words thusly:

Thanne longen folk to goon on pilgrimages
And palmeres for to seken straunge strondes
To ferne halwes, kowthe in sondry londes;

Valid interpretation, no?

[marini martini]

Women Gone Crazy III. Mardi Gras edition.

Your home video, I presume:toast

[Extra Stout]

By that, I shall interpret your words thusly:

Thanne longen folk to goon on pilgrimages
And palmeres for to seken straunge strondes
To ferne halwes, kowthe in sondry londes;

Valid interpretation, no?
i actually have that memorized

ashbeeigh go get me a goblet of mead with that sandwich

[Don Quixote]

Trying, rather lamely. Bored everyone to tears.

I was just kidding. I was amused by Jack Chick. I was just busy today, getting ready for a Hebrew workshop.

[Extra Stout]

I was just kidding. I was amused by Jack Chick. I was just busy today, getting ready for a Hebrew workshop.
the gestalt of the quattro escapes you

[Extra Stout]

the quattro will start rigor mortis soon

[Don Quixote]

Sitz em Leben might be a better term, dork.

And ... martini, get me a bottle of Thunderbird! Haven't I already told you??

[marini martini]

I was just kidding. I was amused by Jack Chick. I was just busy today, getting ready for a Hebrew workshop.

Please, quit talking to yourself!!!:dizzy

[Don Quixote]

If you're going to keep talking like a "ho," I'll have to slap you like one.

[Extra Stout]

if the quattro is dead i think dq is its worm

[marini martini]

Sitz em Leben might be a better term, dork.

And ... martini, get me a bottle of Thunderbird! Haven't I already told you??

Ba Jing!!:spless:

That's the name of my pappy's tribe! Now we're talking:toast

:lmao:lmao:lmao

[Extra Stout]

Sitz em Leben might be a better term, dork.
fehlen

[Don Quixote]

the quattro will start rigor mortis soon

No way. The Quattro finally has some potential now. Freestyle philosophy/theology is way more interesting than interminable pratter about women's cans. Which I love.

[Extra Stout]

http://newmedia.funnyjunk.com/pictures/Banned_From_K-Mart.jpg

[Don Quixote]

Might this letter be Stout's way of identifying himself?

[Extra Stout]

i bring my own toilet paper when i go to kmart

[Extra Stout]

killing the quattro undoes everything funny i ever posted

[Don Quixote]

I have nothing to say to that. Can't do anything with it. :lol

[Don Quixote]

killing the quattro undoes everything funny i ever posted

Cheer up. You didn't kill the Quattro. The Quattro was on borrowed time as it was -- you can only prattle so long about schlongs and how everyone here sucks, before it gets old.

But if it makes you feel any better, go ahead and say stuff about me. Or about my mother. Whaddaya say, buddy?

[CuckingFunt]

Freestyle philosophy/theology is way more interesting than interminable pratter about women's cans.


Then why not start a thread about freestyle philosophy/theology?

[Extra Stout]

Cheer up. You didn't kill the Quattro. The Quattro was on borrowed time as it was -- you can only prattle so long about schlongs and how everyone here sucks, before it gets old.

But if it makes you feel any better, go ahead and say stuff about me. Or about my mother. Whaddaya say, buddy?
everyone here does suck. the quattro used to have good posters twenty years ago now it just has two know it all christians being dorks. well except me im awesome. or i was awesome until i killed the quattro.

[Extra Stout]

Then why not start a thread about freestyle philosophy/theology?
http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=8

[marini martini]

Then why not start a thread about freestyle philosophy/theology?

Please, don't tempt them!

[Extra Stout]

i made the quattro so lame atrain lost his will to kill dq his mind is just numb

[Don Quixote]

everyone here does suck. the quattro used to have good posters twenty years ago now it just has two know it all christians being dorks. well except me im awesome. or i was awesome until i killed the quattro.

Oh, don't go all emo on me, you wuss. And for your information, there's only one know-it-all here and that's me. You're but an existentialist who must impose postmodern interpretation in order to cover his vacuous lack of knowledge of scripture.

[CuckingFunt]

I liked it better when this thread was dying slowly by gradually falling off the first page.

[Extra Stout]

Oh, don't go all emo on me, you wuss. And for your information, there's only one know-it-all here and that's me. You're but an existentialist who must impose postmodern interpretation in order to cover his vacuous lack of knowledge of scripture.
im more of a dadaist

[Don Quixote]

i made the quattro so lame atrain lost his will to kill dq his mind is just numb

Good riddance to him. His aggression, while occasionally humorous, was a thinly-vieled admission of his own wussiness. I saw right through it. With any luck, he'll go find other people to terrorize. Like his cellmates.

[Don Quixote]

im more of a dadaist


Wow ... you ARE emo! :lol

[midgetonadonkey]

I liked it better when this thread was dying slowly by gradually falling off the first page.

It fell to the 3rd page once but stupid ashbeeigh bumped it back up.

It almost died for good. :pctoss

[CuckingFunt]

It fell to the 3rd page once but stupid ashbeeigh bumped it back up.

It almost died for good. :pctoss

Fucking ashbeeigh. Even more of a cunt than previously thought.

[midgetonadonkey]

Fucking ashbeeigh. Even more of a cunt than previously thought.

She is a filthy, golden shower loving cunt with dirty feet.

[ShoogarBear]

Now this is what I call a philosophical discussion.

[midgetonadonkey]

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[midgetonadonkey]

Is it just me or is the chicken moving faster than usual?

[mrsmaalox]

Is it just me or is the chicken moving faster than usual?

Definitely you.

[CuckingFunt]

Is it just me or is the chicken moving faster than usual?

Much faster.

Like it's on speed.

[marini martini]

Damn chicken on meth!

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

It fell to the 3rd page once but stupid ashbeeigh bumped it back up.

It almost died for good. :pctoss

Figures that goddamn walking urinal cake would do something like that.

[ashbeeigh]

you're all the fuckers who responded after bumped it, so in my eyes you're all the jack asses that kept it alive.

[RashoFan]

For once, Ashbeeigh I will agree with you. :speechless

[Don Quixote]

you're all the suckers who responded after bumped it, so in my eyes you're all the losers that kept it alive.

That's right. They have no one to blame but themselves.

[mrsmaalox]

you're all the fuckers who responded after bumped it, so in my eyes you're all the jack asses that kept it alive.

Ash, for such a disease-laden, ignorant slut, you have made a good point. It's the vermin who continuously pop in to lament the demise of the Quattro that do not let it succumb to the fate they claim it deserves. They are the fleas that feed off the corpse of this putrid hound.

[marini martini]

[poop]

[Don Quixote]

Ash, for such a disease-laden, ignorant slut, you have made a good point.

She may be ignorant, and a ho, but she's clean. So I've heard.

[Don Quixote]

I have found Extra Stout's recent scholarship. It's been published here ...

http://www.watchtower.org/images/pubs/wt1.jpg

[Cant_Be_Faded]

Extra Stout devotes his life to the study of religion and turning a blind eye to the decent ron paul supporters in america.
he's like a more well-rounded chumpdumper

[peewee's lovechild]

They are the fleas that feed off the corpse of this putrid hound.

You're saying that you're a putrid hound?

[CuckingFunt]

You're saying that you're a putrid hound?

Was there ever any doubt?

[peewee's lovechild]

I knew she was a geriatric whore.

But, I'm surprised she's describing herself as a hound. She's calling herself out as a bitch.

This amuses me.

[RashoFan]

She is not "geriatric"...I am closer to Maloxx's age than I am to your age....:flipoff
FUCK YOU ALL WE AIN"T OLD!!!!!

[CuckingFunt]

She is not "geriatric"...I am closer to Maloxx's age than I am to your age....:flipoff
FUCK YOU ALL WE AIN"T OLD!!!!!

Older than me = old.

More than five years older than me = ancient.

Sorry.

[peewee's lovechild]

She is not "geriatric"...I am closer to Maloxx's age than I am to your age....:flipoff
FUCK YOU ALL WE AIN"T OLD!!!!!


Yea, you're old.

Your titty pictures show the signs of sagging.

The proof is out there.

[Silver21_Black20]

Older than me = old.

More than five years older than me = ancient.

Sorry.

I agree with this.

[CuckingFunt]

I agree with this.

You're not allowed to.

Because, I believe, that would make me ancient. :depressed

[Silver21_Black20]

You're not allowed to.

Because, I believe, that would make me ancient. :depressed

:lol

Yea but you are way cooler than Rashofan.

[peewee's lovechild]

Sandra isn't that much older than you.

She's on here way to being ancient too.

[Silver21_Black20]

Sandra isn't that much older than you.

She's on here way to being ancient too.

You mean, Sandra isn't that much younger than you. YOUNGER!!!

[CuckingFunt]

She's on here way to being ancient too.


That's oddly comforting.

[peewee's lovechild]

You mean, Sandra isn't that much younger than you. YOUNGER!!!

:lol

[Cant_Be_Faded]

sandra is pretty old, but she has my birthday so she's still tight.

[mrsmaalox]

You're saying that you're a putrid hound?

I'm saying "bite me" shithead.

[mrsmaalox]

I knew she was a geriatric whore.

But, I'm surprised she's describing herself as a hound. She's calling herself out as a bitch.

This amuses me.

I'm glad I could amuse you for a while. I'm thinking your poor hands must be getting tired of amusing you!

[RashoFan]

Well then Fuck You All and KISS MY OLD, ANCIENT ASS!!!

[RashoFan]

Yea, you're old.

Your titty pictures show the signs of sagging.

The proof is out there.

and yet you still beg for pics of my old sagging tits...You sir have NO STANDARDS!!!!!











:lol

[RashoFan]

I am bored...someone do something amusing!!!
Midge, re post you dancing, feathered cocks.

[RashoFan]

Is your cock cold?? Is that why it is wearing a down Feather coat?

[RashoFan]

http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c333/RashoFan/monkeys.jpg
Aren't you done yet?

[RashoFan]

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[RashoFan]

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[RashoFan]

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[RashoFan]

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[ATRAIN]

Good riddance to him. His aggression, while occasionally humorous, was a thinly-vieled admission of his own wussiness. I saw right through it. With any luck, he'll go find other people to terrorize. Like his cellmates.


You such a stupid cock smoker. My own wussiness, its obvious you don't know me. Keep talking, ill find you and then lets see if your singing the same tune.

[mrsmaalox]

Wow RashoFan the dancing chicken really inspired you , huh? Those are all funny! :tu

[RashoFan]

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[RashoFan]

Wow RashoFan the dancing chicken really inspired you , huh? Those are all funny! :tu

what can I say..I am inspired by cock.....

[RashoFan]

For those who like chicks....
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[mrsmaalox]

what can I say..I am inspired by cock.....

It's a shame not all cocks are that inspiring! :(

[RashoFan]

CF..DO NOT WATCH THIS CLIP!!!!
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OH FUCK NO!!! Not a chance!

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I liked it better when this thread was dying slowly by gradually falling off the first page.....and yet you still keep it on the first page. <silly excuses and reasons to follow why she's doing what she does> :rolleyes

[marini martini]

http://i240.photobucket.com/albums/ff231/marini-martini/funny.gif

[Don Quixote]

You such a stupid person. My own wussiness, its obvious you don't know me. Keep talking, ill find you and then lets see if your singing the same tune.

Anytime. I've known plenty of abusive people like you, and they are, without exception, complete and utter losers.

Let me know when you're on the bus to New Orleans. I'll be waiting. Until then, take out your aggression on the pillows in your mom's basement, where you live.

[Don Quixote]

and yet you still beg for pics of my old sagging funbags...You sir have NO STANDARDS!!!!!:lol

I do. I think your thirty-something body looks rather nice. :toast

[RashoFan]

Well, I may get a wild hair and drive to New Orleans in a couple of weeks...gonna buy a girl a few hurricanes to drink???

[1369]

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[Don Quixote]

Well, I may get a wild hair and drive to New Orleans in a couple of weeks...gonna buy a girl a few hurricanes to drink???

I might. What would bring you to town?

I'll check with my mother.

[RashoFan]

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[RashoFan]

I might. What would bring you to town?

My truck and money for gas...


I'll check with my mother.

Do you live with your mother???

[RashoFan]

:lol Dinosaur farts...

[Don Quixote]

I keed -- I don't live with my mother! I'm old!

[Don Quixote]

I might. What would bring you to town?


No ... :lol

you have confused your nominative and accusative cases. Allow me to restate:

Why would you come to town?

[Don Quixote]

:lol Dinosaur farts...

easily amused I take it.:bking

[marini martini]

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[RashoFan]

No ... :lol

you have confused your nominative and accusative cases. Allow me to restate:

Why would you come to town?

I have some vacation time coming and on a whim I may just get in my pickup and drive and I have been wanting to get back to N.O. A change in my luck is the thought behind the destination

[RashoFan]

easily amused I take it.:bking

Simple things for Simple Minds

[Don Quixote]

I have some vacation time coming and on a whim I may just get in my pickup and drive and I have been wanting to get back to N.O. A change in my luck is the thought behind the destination

Well, come! I'll show you a good time, baby. :eyebrows

[Don Quixote]

You like hurricanes -- you'll get one. I'll just stick to Diet Coke. Someone has to drive!

[Squid]

I hate Extra Stout and Don Quixote.

And I am Squid.

bloop bloop

[PopeJohnPaulII]

Boogity Boogity Boo!

[Trainwreck2100]

I hate Extra Stout and Don Quixote.

And I am Squid.

bloop bloop

Q OGs like you and me dog, we be an extinct race homes.

[Yolanda Saldivar]

Q OGs like you and me dog, we be an extinct race homes.

That's right. I will kill anyone that thinks otherwise.

I didn't mean to kill my Squid.

I want my mother!

[ATRAIN]

Don Q calls me a loser but yet day in and day out he is using Spurs talk to try to pick up chicks hahaha yeah ok dumb fuck.

[Silver21_Black20]

I smashed my fucking finger.

[Saguaro]

I smashed my fucking finger.
Use a different one.

[RashoFan]

I smashed my fucking finger.

Not your "flipping" finger? This one :flipoff ???
'cause you can't flipoff people with you ring finger...it is too weird.

[Don Quixote]

Don Q calls me a loser but yet day in and day out he is using Spurs talk to try to pick up chicks hahaha yeah ok dumb jerk.

My idiosyncrasies have no bearing on what you actually are -- a loser. Even if I were the biggest douchebag on the planet, you would still be a loser.

I think A-tranny is mad because all the ladies here -- and I mean every last one -- would rather be with the Don, than some vile, no-good, meth-head, sumbitch like him. This is because the Don, unlike the Meth-head, knows how to treat a lady.

[Don Quixote]

Well, come! I'll show you a good time, baby. :eyebrows

Allow me to translate, in Quattro-ese ...

Well, come already, you nappy ho! Get your cheap sleazy disease-laden butt here so I can ... you know ... score?

[ATRAIN]

My idiosyncrasies have no bearing on what you actually are -- a loser. Even if I were the biggest douchebag on the planet, you would still be a loser.

I think A-tranny is mad because all the ladies here -- and I mean every last one -- would rather be with the Don, than some vile, no-good, meth-head, sumbitch like him. This is because the Don, unlike the Meth-head, knows how to treat a lady.

Your so fucking stupid. Its obvious you don't know anything about me. You resort to calling me a meth head just because I hate your guts and would love nothing more than to stare and laugh at you as your choking on your own blood after I destroy what used to be your nose.

[Don Quixote]

I hate Extra Stout and Don Quixote.

And I am Squid.

bloop bloop

I love calamari. I'm sure the Stout does too.

You like calamari, Stout?

I do.

[ATRAIN]

My idiosyncrasies have no bearing on what you actually are -- a loser. Even if I were the biggest douchebag on the planet, you would still be a loser.

I think A-tranny is mad because all the ladies here -- and I mean every last one -- would rather be with the Don, than some vile, no-good, meth-head, sumbitch like him. This is because the Don, unlike the Meth-head, knows how to treat a lady.


I've had enough of this garbage. You losers enjoy yourselves.

(AshbeeIGH, RashoFan ... I'll see you ladies later ... :eyebrows )


Didn't you say you were leaving anyways. Get the fuck out and don't let the door hit you on your way out.

[Don Quixote]

No, I like it in here. I think I'll stay.

[Don Quixote]

Your so stupid. Its obvious you don't know anything about me. You resort to calling me a meth head just because I hate your guts and would love nothing more than to stare and laugh at you as your choking on your own blood after I destroy what used to be your nose.

I'd love to see you try, loser.

As for you being a methie, I am making a guess based on your hyper-aggressive, abusive behavior. It might not be meth -- it could be roids or cocaine. Regardless, you are a complete douchebag (this I know). Now go back in your corner.

[ATRAIN]

I'd love to see you try, loser.

As for you being a methie, I am making a guess based on your hyper-aggressive, abusive behavior. It might not be meth -- it could be roids or cocaine. Regardless, you are a complete douchebag (this I know). Now go back in your corner.

If you notice im only aggressive to those who I can't stand and you fit the bill so you will continue to get it......so deal with it. Call it what you want but no drugs are needed for hatred. Im a douchebag hahah yeah coming from you that means absolutely DICK!!

[Don Quixote]

Am I going to have to call your mother again?

[Don Quixote]

And type whatever you want. I've heard it all before, and from much, much bigger minds than you.

[Don Quixote]

Now this guy is PMing me, wanting to fight.

What a wuss. :lol



Originally Posted by Don Quixote



Originally Posted by ATRAIN

If you want to keep talking your shit and really want me to go over there I will. It won't be the craziest thing i have ever done. Im sure everyone is tired of hearing us so im sending you this message.

Oh shut up already you big loser. You talk all this smack but can't even take a little of it.



ATRAIN: I can take it but its no secret that I don't like you so if you want to settle this man up.

[ATRAIN]

Now this guy is PMing me, wanting to fight.

What a wuss. :lol

and like a pussy you backed down but yet you left an open invitation to pee wee and myself and when I take you up on it you run away with your tail between your legs.

[Don Quixote]

You can talk all tough to the ladies here, but when a man stands up to you in a forum, you get all butt-hurt.

Call me before you get on the Greyhound to New Orleans. :lol If you can get a weekend pass from the city jail that is.

[midgetonadonkey]

haha this is getting funny.

[ATRAIN]

You can talk all tough to the ladies here, but when a man stands up to you in a forum, you get all butt-hurt.

Call me before you get on the Greyhound to New Orleans. :lol If you can get a weekend pass from the city jail that is.

You call what you are trying to do standing up to me haha your a joke!!

[Don Quixote]

and like a wuss you backed down but yet you left an open invitation to pee wee and myself and when I take you up on it you run away with your tail between your legs.

I'm not running. I'm right here, you wuss.

I'm not the one wanting to fight. You are. I am way too old to do the tuff-guy routine -- there's plenty of tuff-guys in the morgue, or in prison. (So how was it in prison for you the first time anyway?) Apparently you haven't learned yet.

But until you and your girlfriend PeeWee show up in this town, I won't be even a little scurred.

[Don Quixote]

Well, I'm not that old. Just smart enough to know better.

Me beating you down would prove nothing and I mean nothing. Everyone already knows you lead the Quattro in fails, smackdowns, and douchebag percentage.

[ATRAIN]

I'm not running. I'm right here, you wuss.

I'm not the one wanting to fight. You are. I am way too old to do the tuff-guy routine -- there's plenty of tuff-guys in the morgue, or in prison. (So how was it in prison for you the first time anyway?) Apparently you haven't learned yet.

But until you and your girlfriend PeeWee show up in this town, I won't be even a little scurred.

Yeah you say that now. Too old for the tough guy or too much of a pussy?

[midgetonadonkey]

Will ATRAIN really go to NO to beat a guy down?

[ATRAIN]

Will ATRAIN really go to NO to beat a guy down?



hahaha you should know the answer to that one. Want to go watch?

[ORION]

oh an e-fight :corn:

[ORION]

I saw Antonio Mcdyess last week

[ORION]

shit ! its not 11am

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

E-threats?

In this thread?

NO!

[ATRAIN]

E-threats?

In this thread?

NO!

Blaze wouldnt know anything about that hahaha.

[Don Quixote]

oh an e-fight :corn:

That's about all this is.

Hmmm ... let's look at the most likely ways for the Don to die ...

(1) He drops dead of a heart attack.
(2) Cancer of some sort.
(3) Complications from diabetes
(4) Auto accident
.....

(1001) Getting killed or beat severely by A-tranny.

[marini martini]

http://i240.photobucket.com/albums/ff231/marini-martini/evil.gif

[ATRAIN]

That's about all this is.

Hmmm ... let's look at the most likely ways for the Don to die ...

(1) He drops dead of a heart attack.
(2) Cancer of some sort.
(3) Complications from diabetes
(4) Auto accident
.....

(1001) Getting killed or beat severely by A-tranny.

Dont get me wrong I don't want to kill you I just want to break your fingers so you wont be able to type in pedo chat rooms.

[midgetonadonkey]

hahaha you should know the answer to that one. Want to go watch?

I'll go if it's on your dime.

[midgetonadonkey]

That's about all this is.

Hmmm ... let's look at the most likely ways for the Don to die ...

(1) He drops dead of a heart attack.
(2) Cancer of some sort.
(3) Complications from diabetes
(4) Auto accident
.....

(1001) Getting killed or beat severely by A-tranny.


I vote for AIDS.

[ATRAIN]

I'll go if it's on your dime.

ok but only if we stop at some casino's on the way, nothing like building up my rage by losing money on the roulette tables.

[ATRAIN]

I vote for AIDS.

I vote for Aids from getting ass raped in the can because he molested a little boy.

[midgetonadonkey]

ok but only if we stop at some casino's on the way, nothing like building up my rage by losing money on the roulette tables.

It's a deal. So when do we leave?

I think you should seriously go kick his ass.

[Don Quixote]

Oh now you're just desperate.

Really? You serious? Calling me a pedo? A molester of little boys?

Next thing you'll be calling me stupid.

[marini martini]

ok but only if we stop at some casino's on the way, nothing like building up my rage by losing money on the roulette tables.


Hey, I'm ready for a road trip:toast

[ATRAIN]

Hey, I'm ready for a road trip:toast

I have a Tahoe so we can pile it up. Sounds like a great trip planned. Hit up the Casino's then head over and watch me break the fingers of the Pedo. Anyone else want to tag along?

[Don Quixote]

ok but only if we stop at some casino's on the way, nothing like building up my rage by losing money on the roulette tables.

You have plenty of misdirected feminine rage already. If you want to blow your $$$, just give it to me. I'll give it to the needy.

If you really want to waste your time coming out here just to have a few words with me, I'll give you directions alright. Be sure to tell your boss at Burger King that you're going to need a couple of days off. And tell your probation officer that you're visiting relatives in ... Beaumont or somewhere.

[ATRAIN]

It's a deal. So when do we leave?

I think you should seriously go kick his ass.

If its true that he likes little boys, I think he needs a good ass kicking. I would say lets take pee wee but that fucker is ready to kill himself or someone while living in Denton.

[ORION]

who wants to hang out in New Braunfels? The bars close at midnight ...

[Don Quixote]

I'm a pedo like you're handsome and desirable to women. Which you're not.

And you won't go through with it. You're such a worthless loser that you'll never even leave your mom's driveway to go to the bus station. You might sortof plan it out, but you'll never actually come here. You -- I might be reaching here -- will have an epiphany and realize how stupid you are being. Mad because some random guy talked a little trash to you!

That's a sure way back to prison. If you ever go through with it. Which you won't.

[ATRAIN]

who wants to hang out in New Braunfels? The bars close at midnight ...

I will but during wurstfest.

[ORION]

so I was at Disney World last week and decided there should be an Adult Swim World.

[ORION]

I will but during wurstfest.

:lol too easy

[ATRAIN]

I'm a pedo like you're handsome and desirable to women. Which you're not.

And you won't go through with it. You're such a worthless loser that you'll never even leave your mom's driveway to go to the bus station. You might sortof plan it out, but you'll never actually come here. You -- I might be reaching here -- will have an epiphany and realize how stupid you are being. Mad because some random guy talked a little trash to you!

That's a sure way back to prison. If you ever go through with it. Which you won't.

Your still pathetic and still don't know anything about me. I would go over there to kick your ass just for the sport of it. I haven't had a match in a while so me beating your ass would help me brush up on my boxing for my next fight. You are a pedo quit denying it, everyone already knows you are and your attempts at hitting on everything that you think has a pussy in a internet forum is just a cover up.

[ATRAIN]

:lol too easy

You bastard, so about that bobcat..........is it still there?

[midgetonadonkey]

What are the odds of ATRAIN really going to NO?

[ATRAIN]

What are the odds of ATRAIN really going to NO?

right now with gas prices they are sitting at 1 to 6

[ORION]

You bastard, so about that bobcat..........is it still there?

yeah. I want that thing. I want to hit people with it's claw

[midgetonadonkey]

right now with gas prices they are sitting at 1 to 6

I think you should really go. No bullshit.

[ATRAIN]

What are the odds of ATRAIN really going to NO?

however me going over there just to beat his ass wouldnt be the real reason. I havent partied over there in a while and im still up from my last casino visit so I need to make a trip soon. I think ill let the 100 that I owe pee wee ride on black, after all we know pee wee would want it that way.

[ORION]

I think you should really go. No bullshit.

:lol:lol

[ATRAIN]

yeah. I want that thing. I want to hit people with it's claw

you should ask them if they will sell it. Do you still have that picture.

[Don Quixote]

Your still pathetic and still don't know anything about me. I would go over there to kick your ass just for the sport of it. I haven't had a match in a while so me beating your ass would help me brush up on my boxing for my next fight. You are a pedo quit denying it, everyone already knows you are and your attempts at hitting on everything that you think has a cookie in a internet forum is just a cover up.

Whatever. The women like the Don because I am smart, almost handsome, and know how to treat a lady. Well, at least I don't treat them like garbage.

You're just desperate to find something that you can stick me with. Let me tell you this, tuff-guy. You're a boxer like I'm a pro wrestler. All your talk about your tuff-ness and how you're going to hurt someone is just worthless talk. You're not a fighter. You work the night shift at McDonald's. You still live with your mother, and you have to check in with your probation officer once a week. Everyone knows this about you already. I get PMed all the time by people laughing at you, telling me what a douchebag you are. And I beleive them.

:blah <---- A-tranny

[ATRAIN]

Whatever. The women like the Don because I am smart, almost handsome, and know how to treat a lady. Well, at least I don't treat them like garbage.

You're just desperate to find something that you can stick me with. Let me tell you this, tuff-guy. You're a boxer like I'm a pro wrestler. All your talk about your tuff-ness and how you're going to hurt someone is just worthless talk. You're not a fighter. You work the night shift at McDonald's. You still live with your mother, and you have to check in with your probation officer once a week. Everyone knows this about you already. I get PMed all the time by people laughing at you, telling me what a douchebag you are. And I beleive them.

:blah <---- A-tranny

Yeah sure you do. Your PM box has prob never been full but even if you do have a pm im sure I can guess who it is from. You don't believe im a boxer thats fine, but that doesnt make it not true. I wished I still lived with my mom, rents a bitch now a days and no probation officer but after you press charges then yeah maybe.

[Don Quixote]

Well, when you decide on having an "ST get together," let me know. I'm waiting.

[midgetonadonkey]

Whatever. The women like the Don because I am smart, almost handsome, and know how to treat a lady. Well, at least I don't treat them like garbage.

You're just desperate to find something that you can stick me with. Let me tell you this, tuff-guy. You're a boxer like I'm a pro wrestler. All your talk about your tuff-ness and how you're going to hurt someone is just worthless talk. You're not a fighter. You work the night shift at McDonald's. You still live with your mother, and you have to check in with your probation officer once a week. Everyone knows this about you already. I get PMed all the time by people laughing at you, telling me what a douchebag you are. And I beleive them.

:blah <---- A-tranny


Dude, don't let him talk to you like that. If I were you I'd already be on my way to NO with a videocamara for proof.

[Don Quixote]

I'll talk to him, and you, like that all I want.

But not now. I've shot my load.

[ORION]

you should ask them if they will sell it. Do you still have that picture.

I still have it.

[ATRAIN]

Well, when you decide on having an "ST get together," let me know. I'm waiting.

Don't worry im a good sport after your hurt, crying, broken. Ill bring Rashofan to lick your wounds, but know this you will be getting T-parks seconds.

[ATRAIN]

I still have it.

Let me see, and where is it again. Ill steal it for you if the price is right.

[ATRAIN]

I'll talk to him, and you, like that all I want.

But not now. I've shot my load.

Midge are you going to let him talk to YOU like that?

[marini martini]

I'll talk to him, and you, like that all I want.

But not now. I've shot my load.

:vomit:

[ATRAIN]

:vomit:

So is he saying that me talking that aggressive to him has made him shoot his load........FUCKING SICK BASTARD. You Get off to guys threatening you. FUCK THAT!!!

[Don Quixote]

Don't worry im a good sport after your hurt, crying, broken. Ill bring Rashofan to lick your wounds, but know this you will be getting T-parks seconds.

If you're really a fighter, I wouldn't be much "practice" for you. But do bring RashoFan :hat

[Don Quixote]

So is he saying that me talking that aggressive to him has made him shoot his load........ SICK BASTARD. You Get off to guys threatening you!!!

Dang straight. I'm masochistic. Your mother found that out last weekend.

Yes. i went there.

[Don Quixote]

:vomit:

You know you like it.

[ORION]

Let me see, and where is it again. Ill steal it for you if the price is right.

its at Mcbees BBQ on walnut and landa st. steal it for me or else !

[ATRAIN]

Dang straight. I'm masochistic. Your mother found that out last weekend.

Yes. i went there.

Don't you mean my dad?

[ATRAIN]

If you're really a fighter, I wouldn't be much "practice" for you. But do bring RashoFan :hat

As true as that is I don't discriminate on who I use for practice. Nothing helps a boxers confidence like making someone bleed and cry.

[Don Quixote]

No, your mom. At least I think it was a woman. She had a moustache.

[Don Quixote]

As true as that is I don't discriminate on who I use for practice. Nothing helps a boxers confidence like making someone bleed and cry.

Whatever. Like it would really help Ginobili's confidence if he schooled me on the court, dunking on me and all! :lol

If you're a fighter, you're not a very good one.

[ATRAIN]

Whatever. Like it would really help Ginobili's confidence if he schooled me on the court, dunking on me and all! :lol

If you're a fighter, you're not a very good one.

How would you know that? Im not a pro or anything since ive only been training for a year, but I have knocked a few guys out. I think your wrong about Gino, im sure those guys love each and every moment when they dunk on someone.

[midgetonadonkey]

http://i31.tinypic.com/f4igpk.gif


http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/ohiwwh.gif


http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/muhmbs.gif

[ATRAIN]

No, your mom. At least I think it was a woman. She had a moustache.

IM sure its not like the one that I gave to your mom. She loves getting a dirty sanchez.

[Don Quixote]

Maybe ... but I'm sure dunking on the likes of Amare Stoudamire, et al, and schooling world-class defenders is what really gives him his jollies. He wouldn't waste time on me. He'd probably let me win.

[ATRAIN]

This guy got owned http://i154.photobucket.com/albums/s278/jay8wonder/a_takedown.gif

[Don Quixote]

IM sure its not like the one that I gave to your mom. She loves getting a dirty sanchez.

There we go! I was waiting for you to bring up my mom, or sister. Or any diseases we might all have, since we're related and such.

You have all day to think of some more smack. I expect you to bring it tomorrow.

[ATRAIN]

Flo when he cuts the grass

http://i154.photobucket.com/albums/s278/jay8wonder/chappellesshow1lq.gif

[midgetonadonkey]

Is that what you will do to Don Quixote?

[ATRAIN]

There we go! I was waiting for you to bring up my mom, or sister. Or any diseases we might all have, since we're related and such.

You have all day to think of some more smack. I expect you to bring it tomorrow.

BITCH you started it what did you expect....really??

[ATRAIN]

Is that what you will do to Don Quixote?

Yup

[Don Quixote]

Shut up ... Weiner.

That won't happen to me, from A-hole or you or anybody.

[Silver21_Black20]

Alright boys ... break it up.

[Trainwreck2100]

This guy got owned http://i154.photobucket.com/albums/s278/jay8wonder/a_takedown.gif

DIAMONDCUTTER!!!!!

[ATRAIN]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v248/bballmistry/orly.gif

[ATRAIN]

DIAMONDCUTTER!!!!!

That guy really looks like he hit his head pretty hard hahahah. HE FELT THE BANGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!DDP SELF HIGH FIVE!!

[mrsmaalox]

Wow. Epic, well maybe not epic, Quattro smackdown!!!! Midge you are very bad. :lmao :lmao

[ATRAIN]

HOLY CRAP!!!!!!!!My Co-worker just coughed and let out the biggest fart I have ever heard come out of a human. HAHAH DUMB bastard tried to cover it up with a series of coughs. I better get out of here befo...........................

[Viva Las Espuelas]

HOLY CRAP!!!!!!!!My Co-worker just coughed and let out the biggest fart I have ever heard come out of a human. HAHAH DUMB bastard tried to cover it up with a series of coughs. I better get out of here befo...........................i remember in college i was in history class and it was tier seating. the girl sitting directly above me did that same thing. i'm glad her anus was precisely at my ear level. she left immediately and never showed up in class again.

[ATRAIN]

i remember in college i was in history class and it was tier seating. the girl sitting directly above me did that same thing. i'm glad her anus was precisely at my ear level. she left immediately and never showed up in class again.

hahah NICE.......was she hot at least?

[midgetonadonkey]

http://i25.tinypic.com/m7gcit.png

[midgetonadonkey]

http://i27.tinypic.com/k04xtj.gif

[midgetonadonkey]

http://img113.imageshack.us/img113/7556/119385688632ae6ww1.gif

[Extra Stout]

HOLY CRAP!!!!!!!!My Co-worker just coughed and let out the biggest fart I have ever heard come out of a human. HAHAH DUMB bastard tried to cover it up with a series of coughs. I better get out of here befo...........................
conference room walk of shame >>>>>>> bathroom walk of shame

[Extra Stout]

hahah NICE.......was she hot at least?
nah, she was one of those whose butt cheeks spill over the edge of the seat

[CuckingFunt]

right now with gas prices they are sitting at 1 to 6

I've just decided that people who don't live in Northern California are not allowed to complain about gas prices.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

HOLY CRAP!!!!!!!!My Co-worker just coughed and let out the biggest fart I have ever heard come out of a human. HAHAH DUMB bastard tried to cover it up with a series of coughs. I better get out of here befo...........................


hahah NICE.......was she hot at least?she was fair. she was what my friend labels them as "biologically equipped".

[midgetonadonkey]

Yup


Shut up ... Weiner.

That won't happen to me, from A-hole or you or anybody.


Alright boys ... break it up.


DIAMONDCUTTER!!!!!


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v248/bballmistry/orly.gif


That guy really looks like he hit his head pretty hard hahahah. HE FELT THE BANGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!DDP SELF HIGH FIVE!!


Wow. Epic, well maybe not epic, Quattro smackdown!!!! Midge you are very bad. :lmao :lmao


HOLY CRAP!!!!!!!!My Co-worker just coughed and let out the biggest fart I have ever heard come out of a human. HAHAH DUMB bastard tried to cover it up with a series of coughs. I better get out of here befo...........................


i remember in college i was in history class and it was tier seating. the girl sitting directly above me did that same thing. i'm glad her anus was precisely at my ear level. she left immediately and never showed up in class again.


hahah NICE.......was she hot at least?

[midgetonadonkey]

I like multiquote.

[CuckingFunt]

I like multiquote.

I haven't used it yet. I've been waiting for just the right opportunity.

[NASpurs]

I was at this website where you could download whole threads if you wanted to. I thought that was pretty cool but it's not as cool as multiple quotes.

[midgetonadonkey]

I'm still waiting for the arcade.

[Don Quixote]

Women don't fart, silly.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Women don't fart, silly.they poot.

[mrsmaalox]

they poot.

That one from your class didn't seem like a poot.

[midgetonadonkey]

http://www.planetdan.net/pics/misc/lemurpenis.jpg

[Don Quixote]

I wish mine were that big

[mrsmaalox]

http://www.planetdan.net/pics/misc/lemurpenis.jpg

Peewee's back already?!

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

You all suck.

How did this thread not split this afternoon?

[ShoogarBear]

I smashed my fucking finger.

Mel and CF will be disappointed to hear that.

[CuckingFunt]

Mel and CF will be disappointed to hear that.

Indeed.

That's the most important finger of them all.

[ashbeeigh]

Oh wait. It needs to be to like 154 to split right?

[ashbeeigh]

I wish mine were that big

Silly Dairy Queen, you don't have any balls.

[Silver21_Black20]

Mel and CF will be disappointed to hear that.

Nah ... I hurt my middle finger. I can still double click.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

That one from your class didn't seem like a poot.well i was ear level so it probably had more amplification that way.

[midgetonadonkey]

I haven't been to Chuck E. Cheese in years.

[Don Quixote]

Silly Dairy Queen, you don't have any nads.

Lies!

(you said you wouldn't tell anyone ... )

[Don Quixote]

Well, I'm not a eunuch ... so, ontologically speaking, I have them. But they're not so big. Or useful really.

[CuckingFunt]

Nah ... I hurt my middle finger. I can still double click.

Hawt.

[mrsmaalox]

I haven't been to Chuck E. Cheese in years.

Get some kids. You'll get to go a bunch :rolleyes

[Don Quixote]

Oh yeah. I went to that club before.

They served pizza. Wasn't very good. And their band sucked.

[ATRAIN]

Gas prices suck

[to21]

Going out 15 miles into the gulf of mexico for some big game fishing and catching nothing sucks.

and gas prices too.

[Melmart1]

Gas prices suck

Hahaha, Tahoe owner.

[CuckingFunt]

Hahaha, Tahoe owner.

Tahoe owner AND not paying $4.79/gal? Yeah, ATRAIN's definitely not allowed to complain.

[Melmart1]

Tahoe owner AND not paying $4.79/gal? Yeah, ATRAIN's definitely not allowed to complain.

He still will. I just laugh when my sister bitches about how much it costs to fill up her Silverado. She chose to go from a Kia to a Silverado, she wasn't forced to do it. I have zero sympathy.

[Silver21_Black20]

It takes a lil over $40, for half a tank, for my Accord. Ugh!!!

[ATRAIN]

Tahoe owner AND not paying $4.79/gal? Yeah, ATRAIN's definitely not allowed to complain.

Sure I am.

[ATRAIN]

He still will. I just laugh when my sister bitches about how much it costs to fill up her Silverado. She chose to go from a Kia to a Silverado, she wasn't forced to do it. I have zero sympathy.

I dont care how much gas prices are im still getting my Camero when they come out.

[CuckingFunt]

I dont care how much gas prices are im still getting my Camero when they come out.

Dumbass.

[Melmart1]

I dont care how much gas prices are im still getting my Camero when they come out.

Good for you. Just don't bitch about it, you knew what you were getting into.

[RashoFan]

It takes a lil over $40, for half a tank, for my Accord. Ugh!!!

$40 to fill half a tank! I filled up for $52 on my Ranger the other day.

[ATRAIN]

Good for you. Just don't bitch about it, you knew what you were getting into.

haha well its either that or motorcycle.

[RashoFan]

It helps that it is a 4 cyl. and manual transmission.
SilB, can you drive a stick shift??

[RashoFan]

haha well its either that or motorcycle.

I don't think a Vespa is considered a motorcycle by decent folks standards.

[ATRAIN]

I don't think a Vespa is considered a motorcycle by decent folks standards.

What the fuck is a vespa?

[Melmart1]

haha well its either that or motorcycle.

Just get a manual bike, it will help with your training. Isn't Austin a 'green' city, they have bike and jogging paths everywhere, don't they?

[RashoFan]

What the fuck is a vespa?

You got google and working fingers...

[Melmart1]

It helps that it is a 4 cyl. and manual transmission.
SilB, can you drive a stick shift??

Man, all but one car I have ever owned had stick shift, I swore my next car would be automatic but shit, the gas savings might make it worth another manual.

[ATRAIN]

Just get a manual bike, it will help with your training. Isn't Austin a 'green' city, they have bike and jogging paths everywhere, don't they?

Well I have one but I need to get my front wheel fixed after my accident on the trails. Well I work pretty far from work so I would have to leave like at 3 in the morning just to get here at 7.

[RashoFan]

As far as motor vehicles goes...Stick is the way to go!