Free Quattro Razor (15)

[MannyIsGod]

no

[RashoFan]

no
Fine...drink your margaritas...I drink my mixes and see you stingy fucker at the GTG.... :drunk

[Trainwreck2100]

http://i98.photobucket.com/albums/l250/pokevirus/wheres-the-baby.jpg

[mrsmaalox]

Fine...drink your margaritas...I drink my mixes and see you stingy fucker at the GTG.... :drunk

Tonight we got frozen margaritas---maybe "margaliters"--at a drive thru!! $9 with an extra shot, and I didn't even mess up my blender :toast

[marini martini]

Rasho. will you trade me your vodka, for a bucket of Margaitas? :toast

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Kill.
This.
Thread.
Now.

[RashoFan]

Rasho. will you trade me your vodka, for a bucket of Margaitas? :toast
Dah ...ja!

[manufor3]

Kill.
This.
Thread.
Now.
never :nope

[jman3000]

my face itches.

if there was such a thing as lice for your facial hair... which there very well might be... i'd swear i have it.

[jman3000]

my wang is also discharging a nice, healthy, thick yellow discharge. it's nice to know that your body takes care of these things for you.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

my wang is also discharging a nice, healthy, thick yellow discharge. it's nice to know that your body takes care of these things for you.

That's nature's way of telling you that you probably shouldn't have missed the first half yesterday.

[CuckingFunt]

my wang is also discharging a nice, healthy, thick yellow discharge. it's nice to know that your body takes care of these things for you.
Kill.
This.
Thread.
Now.

[jman3000]

my stomache actually was making some funny noises last night... i'm not sure if it was the spam... but i have nothing else to blame it on.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Could've been all that semen you swallowed.

[jman3000]

what cucking and condemned said.

[jman3000]

or rather, what condemned said and what cuckin reiterated.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

But not what I said?

[jman3000]

i have you on all ignore. i have no idea what you said.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

i have you on all ignore. i have no idea what you said.

Liar.

[jman3000]

for reals. i was tired of all your journalistic mumbo jumbo and squinty eyes.

[manufor3]

That's nature's way of telling you that you probably shouldn't have missed the first half yesterday.
lol

[manufor3]

Why does mrsmaalox use the :lol for everything?
i have no clue

[ashbeeigh]

jman is gay. I could tell from that outfit her wore at the gtg.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

for reals. i was tired of all your journalistic mumbo jumbo and squinty eyes.

Don't get mad because I can write a strong lede with a good hed.

[Mister Sinister]

Venom Man! Venom Man! Friendly symbiote Venom Man!

[jman3000]

jman looked good. everyone can go to hell.

i can tell by the way i use my walk im a woman's man.

[ashbeeigh]

jman looked good. everyone can go to hell.

i can tell by the way i use my walk im a woman's man.

:tu I thought it was adorable.

[CuckingFunt]

I'm only giving the boards short bursts of attention while focusing on homework, so I could be wrong, but... did I just read that Johnny B gives good head?

[jman3000]

that's what i thought :elephant

[CuckingFunt]

Johnny B gives good head?

that's what i thought :elephant:lmao

[jman3000]

:lmao

bad timing once again.

:lmao

[ashbeeigh]

dear god this could go in so many new and interesting directions!

[jman3000]

but it wont.

because we all know blaze gives terrible head. he has one of the most sensitive gag reflexes you ever did see.

[CuckingFunt]

but it wont.

because we all know blaze gives terrible head. he has one of the most sensitive gag reflexes you ever did see.You can learn to suppress your gag reflex over time. He just needs to practice more.

[jman3000]

i guess he just had a hard time switching from lo mein to cucumber.

[jman3000]

i could be wrong... but i think i just saw tpark... dude's lost at least 150 pounds.

[mrsmaalox]

i have no clue

:lol :lol

[midgetonadonkey]

I hate you all.

[ShoogarBear]

I'm only partially paying attention to the thread, but did I just read that CuckingFunt gives short bursts?

[Viva Las Espuelas]

enough with the damn ACL stuff. the word of the day is CONSOLIDATION

[RashoFan]

my face itches.
if there was such a thing as lice for your facial hair... which there very well might be... i'd swear i have it.

Face crabs....ugghhttp://www.soc.ucsb.edu/sexinfo/images/pubic_lice.jpg


my wang is also discharging a nice, healthy, thick yellow discharge. it's nice to know that your body takes care of these things for you.
Maybe you should just yankey your own wankey instead of hooking up with loose women...

[RashoFan]

now this pic looks like a sci fi creature...
http://datinghappy.homestead.com/files/pubic_lice.jpg

[ShoogarBear]

All right.

I am here to redeem this thread.

[mrsmaalox]

All right.

I am here to redeem this thread.

*waiting patiently*

[marini martini]

All right.

I am here to redeem this thread.

Yeah? We are waiting :sleep

[ShoogarBear]

I am doing some serious redeeming now. Nobody here to appreciate it, unfortunately.

[RashoFan]

Shoog "The Redeemer" Bear is that your pornstar name???

[ShoogarBear]

Harry Redeemer.

[jman3000]

ill go out on a limb and say that any girl i hook up with is by default "loose"

[StrongPersuader]

Is it okay to post in here now without being attacked for not being in with the in crowd?

[jman3000]

i dont know, and frankly i really dont give a shit.

[jman3000]

i like atrain's signature... i think more people should have gifs of skanks being skanky in their sigs.

[CuckingFunt]

i like atrain's signature... i think more people should have gifs of skanks being skanky in their sigs.I find it quite mesmerizing, and I'm typically not even that wowed by tits.

It reminds me of peewee's old avatar.

[jman3000]

yeah... even if they are fake.. and as a general rule i hate fake tits... on the other hand... they ARE boobs, and as another general rule, i love boobs.

[Silver21_Black20]

I.Hate.You.

[jman3000]

speaking of loose...

[Silver21_Black20]

Not loose, picky. That's why you never got any when we hung out.

That and you were a pussy!

[jman3000]

:lmao @ picky.

[Silver21_Black20]

Blah!

[jman3000]

because some skank who shall be remained nameless, but whose name starts with a S asked me to edit this entire damn post.

[jman3000]

speaking of sleazy... i sure could use some of that right now.

[jman3000]

some floozy wouldnt hurt either.

[jman3000]

shit, i could even shoot for some trampiness.

[jman3000]

did kori ever post those pics of me eating that spam? i need to show somebody how sweet my beard looks and those are the most recent.

[ShoogarBear]

Well, hell. Now I've got to go and find ATRAIN's sig.

[RashoFan]

Anyone watch Modern Marvels? The "history of brick" is on and on a project, a brick layer lifts an 11lb brick and places it into position. On average, they place 1,000 bricks a day which comes to 11,000 pounds daily. When I worked EMS here in SA...I lifted that much per shift and that was transfering about 9-10 people a day.
They get to lift the same amount at 11 lbs a shot... what pussies!!!!:flipoff
If I ever hear a brickl ayer complain of elbow, back or knee pain....I will fucking beat their asses. :fight

[to21]

Anyone watch Modern Marvels? The "history of brick" is on and on a project, a brick layer lifts an 11lb brick and places it into position. On average, they place 1,000 bricks a day which comes to 11,000 pounds daily. When I worked EMS here in SA...I lifted that much per shift and that was transfering about 9-10 people a day.
They get to lift the same amount at 11 lbs a shot... what pussies!!!!:flipoff
If I ever hear a brickl ayer complain of elbow, back or knee pain....I will fucking beat their asses. :fightHow much heavy lifting do you do when you're on the stroll?

[The Sun]

Good morning everyone!! Have a great one!

[mrsmaalox]

Anyone watch Modern Marvels? The "history of brick" is on and on a project, a brick layer lifts an 11lb brick and places it into position. On average, they place 1,000 bricks a day which comes to 11,000 pounds daily. When I worked EMS here in SA...I lifted that much per shift and that was transfering about 9-10 people a day.
They get to lift the same amount at 11 lbs a shot... what pussies!!!!:flipoff
If I ever hear a brickl ayer complain of elbow, back or knee pain....I will fucking beat their asses. :fight

WOW, you saw 10 1,000lb people per day here?! I don't think I've seen 10 in my life---except on TV!

[Mister Sinister]

And she was.

[ShoogarBear]

Man, this thread rocks now that it's on the new server!

[ashbeeigh]

bastard. Did H.A.L. always start this thread? I've been dethroned! :madrun

[RashoFan]

How much heavy lifting do you do when you're on the stroll?

huh?

[RashoFan]

WOW, you saw 10 1,000lb people per day here?! I don't think I've seen 10 in my life---except on TV!

We would move a patient from the bed to our stretcher or lift the strether up from a low position if they could stand pivot and sit back down. Lift stretcher into anmbulance...take out strecher from ambulance and move bed, etc. And that does not include lifting a strecther with a patient on it up 2 or 3 stairs, that happens often.
The biggest person I have had to transport was about 630lbs.

[jman3000]

man... i better not have TB... i'd be pissed. my friend was diagnosed with it and now he has to be on medication for 9 months and he's not allowed to drink alc. because the medicine weakens your liver or something.

gay.

[jman3000]

i dont know if anybody remembers, but he got it from that one skank i talked about a while ago who had contracted it.

[jman3000]

it's late.. but im excited about tomorrow and cant sleep. gay.

ill just masturbate profusely until i go mimi's.

[The Sun]

Good morning!! Get out there and enjoy yourselves!!

[mrsmaalox]

We would move a patient from the bed to our stretcher or lift the strether up from a low position if they could stand pivot and sit back down. Lift stretcher into anmbulance...take out strecher from ambulance and move bed, etc. And that does not include lifting a strecther with a patient on it up 2 or 3 stairs, that happens often.
The biggest person I have had to transport was about 630lbs.

Working in the ICU I participated in a lot of lifting, but I think the max. I saw was about 500lbs! I never understood people who say they don't need to lose weight because their blood pressure is fine.......how about when it takes 6 people to get you on a bedpan, do you need to lose some weight then?! :rolleyes

[mrsmaalox]

i dont know if anybody remembers, but he got it from that one skank i talked about a while ago who had contracted it.

Yes I remember. When is your re-test? Everyone drinks alcohol anyway (I am NOT condoning this); it's really only a problem if your liver function is already impaired.

[mrsmaalox]

it's late.. but im excited about tomorrow and cant sleep. gay.

ill just masturbate profusely until i go mimi's.

Funny, I hadn't heard "mimis" in a long time. But in my house we used the more proper form-----"mimis boo-boo"!

[jman3000]

so you shouldnt really drink only if you have a preexisting liver issue?

you know what youre talking about right?

i dont wanna lose my drinking buddy.

[ShoogarBear]

so you shouldnt really drink only if you have a preexisting liver issue?

you know what youre talking about right?

i dont wanna lose my drinking buddy.

The anti-TB medications have the risk of potentially severe hepatitis, so you have to be monitored while you're taking them.

Drinking alcohol while taking them increases the risk.

[peewee's lovechild]

I will drink the blood of the Phoenix young!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[jman3000]

The anti-TB medications have the risk of potentially severe hepatitis, so you have to be monitored while you're taking them.

Drinking alcohol while taking them increases the risk.

gay.

i get re tested soon. they say it takes 8 weeks for TB to become active and become pronounced in your system.

[RashoFan]

Great jman showing up the GTG and may or may not have infected some people...good thing I sat at the other end of the table.

[RashoFan]

I will drink the blood of the Phoenix young!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hope you are thristy:jekka
:devil

[ShoogarBear]

Hey were pics from the Laker GTG ever posted? Where?

[jman3000]

kori said she was the day after, but she never did it as far as i know.

she's slipping.

[ashbeeigh]

I never saw them up. I thought I looked hot that day. I needed a new avatar.

[jman3000]

ha

the 1 gtg i dont get shitfaced and act retarded and the pictures dont even exist.

[marini martini]

ha

the 1 gtg i dont get shitfaced and act retarded and the pictures dont even exist.

Weren't you sunburned as shit??? Maybe it's taking a while to get rid of the glare:lmao:lmao:lmao

[mrsmaalox]

I'm gonna BUMP this bitch everyday!

Someone is slacking.......

[ATRAIN]

^^^^ Let it go, this thread is dead!!

[to21]

I don't have to people are doing my job.

[mrsmaalox]

I don't have to people are doing my job.

And your next annual review will reflect that!

[jman3000]

well... i dont have the TB. that's good... although i was looking forward to being in seclusion for 9 months.

[mrsmaalox]

Very good! So have you already started celebrating?

[Viva Las Espuelas]

"well you aren't the only one"

:lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao

[Agitator]

Ok, can someone 'splain to the noob, wtf this thread is about?

Anyone says "A Free Quattro Razor" with no background gets a virtual wedgie.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Ok, can someone 'splain to the noob, wtf this thread is about?

Anyone says "A Free Quattro Razor" with no background gets a virtual wedgie.
the "elite" are no longer here. good luck.

[mrsmaalox]

Ain't no one here but us chickens!

[mrsmaalox]

I posted this on another thread yesterday, but I loved it so much I decided to just inflict it on everyone:


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[jman3000]

no matter what anybody tells you, getting road head is not as safe as you may think.

[marini martini]

^^^Hit another dear, did ya?

[jman3000]

not a deer... but i nearly blew out a tire hitting the curb.

[marini martini]

So, you almost had two simultanious bolow outs!!??????:lol


got dam, what side of town are you driving around at? Could you please stay off 281 North, please?

[Mister Sinister]

Same as it ever was.

[CuckingFunt]

no matter what anybody tells you, getting road head is not as safe as you may think.

This is true.

[jman3000]

One might think that 2 of america's favorite pass times would go well together... kinda like playing baseball while eating apple pie.


but alas... it wasn't meant to be.

[CuckingFunt]

One might think that 2 of america's favorite pass times would go well together... kinda like playing baseball while eating apple pie.


but alas... it wasn't meant to be.

It's not particularly fun for the giver, either. Uncomfortable. And nearly impossible to ignore the thought that if you cause a crash, your seatbelt isn't going to do much to protect you.

[jman3000]

is it normal for the chick to rip the sides of her lips slightly while giving head? ive never had this problem until recently.

[CuckingFunt]

is it normal for the chick to rip the sides of her lips slightly while giving head? ive never had this problem until recently.

Rip the sides of her lips?

You're either dating a corpse, a snake, or a bitch who SERIOUSLY needs some Carmex.

[tlongII]

This lame-ass thread is still alive???

[jman3000]

Rip the sides of her lips?

You're either dating a corpse, a snake, or a bitch who SERIOUSLY needs some Carmex.

the part of the lips where the upper and lower lips meet... that little crease. apparently i ripped them and there was a bit of blood.

[CuckingFunt]

the part of the lips where the upper and lower lips meet... that little crease. apparently i ripped them and there was a bit of blood.

Does she have a particularly tiny mouth? That just sounds insane to me.

[jman3000]

im not sure about the size of her mouth... it's average i guess.

it's not like she needed stitches or some shit... it was just 2 small cuts.

[CuckingFunt]

I'm thinking she needs lip balm. And lots of it.

[jman3000]

how dare that dumb bitch perform fellatio and have un lip balmed lips.... what a cunt.

[jman3000]

and blaze can go to hell.

my beard is the official playoff beard of 2008... nothing he does or says will prove otherwise.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

not a deer... but i nearly blew out a tire hitting the curb.
i guess youve never seen "the world according to garp"

[mrsmaalox]

i guess youve never seen "the world according to garp"

Or that movie with Steve Martin and Mary Steenburgen...Parenthood?

[Mister Sinister]

Stairs.

[ashbeeigh]

chloraseptic throat lozenges are the best tings in the world.

[jman3000]

chloraseptic throat lozenges are the best tings in the world.

i could give you some liquid salt water flavored throat lozenges.

[mrsmaalox]

i could give you some liquid salt water flavored throat lozenges.

Liquid salt water? What other kind of water is there?

[jman3000]

flavored pendeja... not actual salt water.

it's a metaphor for jizz.

[mrsmaalox]

flavored pendeja... not actual salt water.

it's a metaphor for jizz.

:lol How would you know what jizz tastes like? You've had some?

[jman3000]

i heard it in a movie i reckon. i dont remember.

[mrsmaalox]

i heard it in a movie i reckon. i dont remember.

Yep, that's what I thought!

[jman3000]

a girl telling me that it tasted like that is another candidate.

[mrsmaalox]

What a gross slut.

[jman3000]

that's how i roll.

[jman3000]

im jk... im a good guy.

virgin and all.

[mrsmaalox]

So I've heard.

[jman3000]

again. jk.

im the biggest ass hole i know. any girl that has anything to do with me is a stupid whore.

[mrsmaalox]

I've heard that too.

[CuckingFunt]

What a gross slut.

For tasting it, or describing the flavor?

[jman3000]

if they dont taste it, they're not worth the time.

[mrsmaalox]

For tasting it, or describing the flavor?

Either/or. Who cares? Just seemed like a good thing to say to make myself look innocent ;)

[mrsmaalox]

if they dont taste it, they're not worth the time.

I'm inclined to agree....I think.

[ashbeeigh]

chloraseptic throat lozenges are the best tings in the world.


I still stand behind this comment, misspellings and all.

I would also like to add that Vicks VapoRub is a top notch product.

[jman3000]

vicks vapor rub would make a hilarious lubricant.

[ashbeeigh]

vicks vapor rub would make a hilarious lubricant.

I agree whole heartedly.

[jman3000]

no ashbeeigh... i will not fuck you with vicks vapor rub acting as the lube.

geez.

[ashbeeigh]

no ashbeeigh... i will not fuck you with vicks vapor rub acting as the lube.

geez.

I've had better sans Vapor Rub.

[jman3000]

no ashbeeigh... nobody believes youve ever had sex.

geez.

[ashbeeigh]

no ashbeeigh... nobody believes youve ever had sex.

geez.
How dare you question me!

[CuckingFunt]

no ashbeeigh... nobody believes youve ever had sex.

geez.

And nobody ever will.

[jman3000]

you can think im a virgin. that's fine. i have no problem with that.

but the real issue here is that you are blatantly trying to get in my pants over an internet message board.

jesus woman... that's what pm's are for.

[ashbeeigh]

you can think im a virgin. that's fine. i have no problem with that.

but the real issue here is that you are blatantly trying to get in my pants over an internet message board.

jesus woman... that's what pm's are for.

I'm an Exhibitionist. What can I say?

[ashbeeigh]

But seriously. I've just got a cough and the cough drops and vapor rub helped a lot.

[jman3000]

cough = woody

cough drops = porn

vapor rub = vapor rub

[ashbeeigh]

:lmao How am I supposed to know that?

[CuckingFunt]

cough = woody

cough drops = porn

vapor rub = vapor rub

I really didn't need to know that ashbeeigh was sportin' wood.

[ashbeeigh]

I really didn't need to know that ashbeeigh was sportin' wood.

Last time i checked I never have and never will.

[Mister Sinister]

And nobody ever will.

Nor would anyone like to *think* about ashbeeigh having sex.

[ShoogarBear]

How did somebody with 49 posts get in here?

[ShoogarBear]

is it normal for the chick to rip the sides of her lips slightly while giving head? ive never had this problem until recently.
:lmao I thought maybe you were trying to brag about your size.

[CuckingFunt]

:lmao I thought maybe you were trying to brag about your size.

I wouldn't rule that out.

[jman3000]

i'm not bragging bout nothing. i just wanted to know if that happens a lot.

[ShoogarBear]

It might if you're one of those guys who has a nail pierced through his johnson.

[ShoogarBear]

I wouldn't rule that out.

I bet he bought one of those creams off the Internet.

[jman3000]

ashbeeigh should brag about her wood. i'd imagine it's quite big.

[mrsmaalox]

I bet he bought one of those creams off the Internet.

Hey I have a box of "penis pills" I brought back from Hong Kong, that I haven't found a guinea pig for. Maybe jman?

[jman3000]

ill take them. ive always wondered what they'd do.

we can film it for documentation.

[mrsmaalox]

Any decent photographers here? We should have one of those before/after split screen shots!

[marini martini]

Hey I have a box of "penis pills" I brought back from Hong Kong, that I haven't found a guinea pig for. Maybe jman?

What, you haven't slipped them into the Col's drink? No wonder you don't live together:nope:lol:nope

[ashbeeigh]

I'm sure peewee will volunteer to take the shots.

[mrsmaalox]

What, you haven't slipped them into the Col's drink? No wonder you don't live together:nope:lol:nope

Damn why didn't I think of that?! Could be the answer to all our problems! :lol

[Mister Sinister]

It might if you're one of those guys who has a nail pierced through his johnson.

Prince Albert, I believe they're called.

[ShoogarBear]

Fucking stupid, I call it.

[CuckingFunt]

It might if you're one of those guys who has a nail pierced through his johnson.

No. Those don't cause lip rips.

They can cause chipped teeth, though. :pctoss

[jman3000]

id be pissed if i chipped my tooth. it's my livelyhood.

[Trainwreck2100]

I'm thinking of writing my memoires

[Trainwreck2100]

I could fill a chapter on nights i've spent crying myself to sleep listening to michelle branch

[Trainwreck2100]

cause youre everywhere to me *sob* and when I close my eyes it's you I see *sniff*you're everything I know that make me believe I'm not alooouoone *waterworks*

[jman3000]

shit... i was supposed to put something... but i learned of it at 4 am and promptly fell back to sleep.

bitch.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I could fill a chapter on nights i've spent crying myself to sleep listening to michelle branch

Congrats. This is the funniest thing I've read so far this morning.

[ORION]

ok

[whottt]

04-25-2008, 12:14 PM


Bump

[midgetonadonkey]

Why? You son of a bitch. Why!!

[mrsmaalox]

Bump

Thank you!!!! I signed on right now specifically to check on the Quattro's status!!!!

[Jekka]

Thank you!!!! I signed on right now specifically to check on the Quattro's status!!!!

That's sad.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

That's sad.

Consider the source.

[Jekka]

Consider the source.

This is true.

[atlfan25]

Thank you!!!! I signed on right now specifically to check on the Quattro's status!!!!

Here, malox, make use. https://www.sheepgatetackandtogs.co.uk/store/catalog/AerbornGrazingMuzzleM.jpg

Thanks for being a whore, see you on the flipside.



........Oh ya, this is the internet.....just have someone cut off your fingers.

Thanks again!

[mrsmaalox]

http://i132.photobucket.com/albums/q20/AkiTora/happy_bunny.gif

[Ah-nold]

Madam Maalox please to stop the aggravation of the wife of the gorilla!

[The Sun]

Good morning Spurstalk!!!

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Madam Maalox please to stop the aggravation of the wife of the gorilla!
:lmao:lmao:lmao

[ashbeeigh]

damnit. I spilled apple sauce on my pants.

[to21]

Is "apple sauce" what they're calling man sauce on the stroll now a days?

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

damnit. I spilled apple sauce on my pants.


Is "apple sauce" what they're calling man sauce on the stroll now a days?

Stop it right now.
Both of you.

[ashbeeigh]

Is "apple sauce" what they're calling man sauce on the stroll now a days?

Well, yes, actually. That's what I do during my lunch break.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

damnit. I spilled apple sauce on my pants.i guess you spilled it on your knees cause i know it wouldve hit something else before your lap. try holding the apple sauce cup closer to your mouth. anything less than a foot away.

[ashbeeigh]

i guess you spilled it on your knees cause i know it wouldve hit something else before your lap. try holding the apple sauce cup closer to your mouth. anything less than a foot away.

:lmao classic. You jack ass.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

:lmao classic. You jack ass.:D

[mrsmaalox]

:lmao classic. You jack ass.

Jack ass?! I think he's telling you he likes you!

[jman3000]

fucking sluts... get a room before everyone catches your fucking clap.

[mrsmaalox]

Viva is a slut?!

[jman3000]

youre a tramp too. i was being all encompassing.

[Silver21_Black20]

fucking sluts... get a room before everyone catches your fucking clap.

Weren't you suppose to change your title?

[jman3000]

shit... i was supposed to put something... but i learned of it at 4 am and promptly fell back to sleep.

bitch.

:lol

[Silver21_Black20]

:lol

Feel back asleep? You said you were at a party. haha

Fucking liar!

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Jack ass?! I think he's telling you he likes you!
no not really. i dont follow her around, and vice versa, and act like fighting 5th graders in all the threads.
:stirpot:

[Viva Las Espuelas]

fucking sluts... get a room before everyone catches your fucking clap.someone needs a shot in his pee-hole

[jman3000]

Feel back asleep? You said you were at a party. haha

Fucking liar!

when i say that it was a party in my car and 3 girls are giving me road head... that's usually a hint that i'm not actually at a party :lol

[mrsmaalox]

no not really. i dont follow her around, and vice versa, and act like fighting 5th graders in all the threads.
:stirpot:

I have no idea what you're talking about! :rolleyes

[Silver21_Black20]

when i say that it was a party in my car and 3 girls are giving me road head... that's usually a hint that i'm not actually at a party :lol

I knew you were asleep. And :lol at you thinking someone was calling you from my phone cause I was dead.

[mrsmaalox]

someone needs a shot in his pee-hole

Yuck last night I saw a picture of a guy with a 3 inch nail in his pee-hole!!!! :wow

[jman3000]

i dont get many calls between 3-4 am... so yeah... the first thing that popped in my head is that you were dead, somebody found your phone and was calling different number trying to get ahold of somebody.... perfectly normal.....

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Yuck last night I saw a picture of a guy with a 3 inch nail in his pee-hole!!!! :wowsomehow that doesn't surprise me any more.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

oh really

[ashbeeigh]

i dont get many calls between 3-4 am... so yeah... the first thing that popped in my head is that you were dead, somebody found your phone and was calling different number trying to get ahold of somebody.... perfectly normal.....

Like in One Missed Call? Creepy.

[ORION]

ok I'm here !

[katyon6th]

If someone is calling you at the 3 in the morning, they either want sex or they need a place to crash.

[katyon6th]

"Your PM box is 91% full."

What a nifty, new feature.

Thank you for the warning, Spurstalk.

[Silver21_Black20]

If someone is calling you at the 3 in the morning, they either want sex or they need a place to crash.

Or bored at work.

[jman3000]

If someone is calling you at the 3 in the morning, they either want sex or they need a place to crash.

sound thinking.

[katyon6th]

Or bored at work.

So, you wanted to have phone sex?

[jman3000]

i'm only bad with the late night calls if im drunk... which hasnt been much lately.

[jman3000]

i probably had morning wood... i woulda been down.

[TheQuattro]

present

[Silver21_Black20]

So, you wanted to have phone sex?

I'm not a whore like mrsmaalox.

[atlfan25]

You know those 'special numbers' in cell phones, the ones you can only call in emergencies or some shit.

Ya, those should also go in effect after 2am to prevent bastard children and herpes.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

hmmm. she doesn't give in to taken, persistant guys requests.

[jman3000]

You Know Those 'special Numbers' In Cell Phones, The Ones You Can Only Call In Emergencies Or Some Shit.

Ya Those Should Also Go In Effect After 2am To Prevent Bastard Children And Herpes.

way to kill about 80% of my sex life.

[katyon6th]

You Know Those 'special Numbers' In Cell Phones, The Ones You Can Only Call In Emergencies Or Some Shit.

Ya Those Should Also Go In Effect After 2am To Prevent Bastard Children And Herpes.

Good call.

But mostly for sex.

[ORION]

I had sex at 3am once .........

[midgetonadonkey]

I had sex at 3am once .........

Did you have the body back at the morgue by the time they opened up in the morning?

[CuckingFunt]

"Your PM box is 91% full."

What a nifty, new feature.

Thank you for the warning, Spurstalk.

Attention.

Whore.

And, bragger.

[katyon6th]

Attention.

Whore.

And, bragger.

I knew you'd catch that.

Whore.

[CuckingFunt]

I knew you'd catch that.

Whore.

I don't charge, so I'm just a slut.

I thought everyone knew that already.

[katyon6th]

I don't charge, so I'm just a slut.

I thought everyone knew that already.

And who said I charge?

Assholes.

[CuckingFunt]

And who said I charge?

Assholes.

Nobody said it, I just assumed. My bad.

[atlfan25]

Edit...

[midgetonadonkey]

Katy puts out for free?

[atlfan25]

Not only that, apparently they also buy dinner and get you drunk.

[MANGINA]

Freebies!!!

[midgetonadonkey]

That's pretty kick ass. Katy is good people in my book.

[katyon6th]

I have no idea what any of you assholes are talking about.

Atl, it's okay to be redundant. Say it again.

[midgetonadonkey]

So you don't buy people dinner after boning them?

[katyon6th]

Not only that, apparently they also buy dinner and get you drunk.

Never.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

just a quick life tidbit. never fart right before you sit on the toilet. not good. especially after fiesta.

[atlfan25]

Never.

and just after i was building you a good reputation.....:pctoss

[CuckingFunt]

Not only that, apparently they also buy dinner and get you drunk.

I buy dinner and drinks if I'm the person who does the inviting.

But I very seldom do the inviting.

[lil'mo]

Who here besides me thinks that katy is a possible tranny?

[ORION]

Did you have the body back at the morgue by the time they opened up in the morning?

no because you have to soak the body in hot water for about 2 hours before you can have sex with it so you can imagine how long I had to wait before it dried out. So it was at least 3 days before I could return it

[jman3000]

i make the girl buy me shit whether i put out or not.