Free Quattro Razor (15)

[marini martini]

Shoog has been doing that since the Civil War, and he wasn't old back then.
Bubba????????????? :toast
:lol :lol :lol

[RashoFan]

:drunk
I drank too much champagne tonight...

[Mister Sinister]

I think RashoFan is a pretty cool chick. ehs drinks too much champagne and doesn't afraid of anything.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

:drunk
I drank too much champagne tonight...

So did you take your panties off the ceiling fan yet?

[RashoFan]

So did you take your panties off the ceiling fan yet?Hell no, have to counter balance the fan because the bra is hanging off of there too...
Thanks for the PM!!!:makeout

[RashoFan]

I think RashoFan is a pretty cool chick. ehs drinks too much champagne and doesn't afraid of anything.
Thanks SF, I only drink champange on two occassions, one is New Years....

[mrsmaalox]

Thanks SF, I only drink champange on two occassions, one is New Years....

Hmmm, what's the other?!

[RashoFan]

Anniversary of my 21st birthday....
This year was sweet 16.

[jman3000]

After 20 years, my allergic reaction to pinneapples has returned.

Fuck.

[mrsmaalox]

After 20 years, my allergic reaction to pinneapples has returned.

Fuck.
Man I love pineapple; but it tears up my tongue something awful.

[Kori Ellis]

Man I love pineapple; but it tears up my tongue something awful.

Stop eating the skin.

[jman3000]

wow. yeah. that's pretty fucking retarded.

[jman3000]

tamale-esque

[samikeyp]

When I said fight, I meant oil wrestling where you pull some hair and smack some ass, then we share.


I missed you. :makeout

[Mister Sinister]

I think Carnage is a pretty cool guy. eh eats brains and doesn't afraid of anything.

[CuckingFunt]

After 20 years, my allergic reaction to pinneapples has returned.

Fuck.If you're eating pineapple for the valley girl, melon works.

Or... so I'm told.

[mrsmaalox]

wow. yeah. that's pretty fucking retarded.
I don't eat the skin!! :lmao It's just too fibrous for my sensitive, delicate tongue!

[mrsmaalox]

If you're eating pineapple for the valley girl, melon works.

Or... so I'm told.

But if he wants to get rid of her---stick to beer.

[jman3000]

im so confused.... why would i be eating it for her?

and if i was drinking beer that would just make me want to mess around even more.

beer is my skank juice.

[samikeyp]

Anniversary of my 21st birthday....
This year was sweet 16.

:toast

[jman3000]

i havent talked to that stupid slut in about 5 months.

everytime i talked to her on the phone it seemed like the spurs lost, so i said youre fucking bad luck... laterz.

[mrsmaalox]

Well supposedly some food items affect the taste of ejaculate. I personally don't care for beer.

[RashoFan]

Well supposedly some food items affect the taste of ejaculate. I personally don't care for beer.
Are you eating the food before or after the ejaculate?

[mrsmaalox]

Are you eating the food before or after the ejaculate?

I'll explain it later *whispers* K-O-R-I is right behind you!

[marini martini]

:dizzy

Krazy Kids

[Mister Sinister]

Richaaaaards!!!

[Kori Ellis]

So... LJ and I come home from the grocery store and there's a car parked in our driveway and we see a female standing on the side of her car, talking to a guy on a bicycle.

We think some incident is going on. So we drive around the block to go get the mail, thinking that they'll be gone by the time we come around.

No ... they are just chatting away. So we pull up and the female realizes we live here, so she pulls the car to the street and parks in front of our house and they keep at it.

1) What kind of girl pulls over a guy on a BICYCLE just to start macking on him?

2) Why would it be okay in someone else's driveway? Isn't there some alley, dirt road or Diamond Shamrock parking lot available?

[KEDA]

2) Isn't there some Diamond Shamrock parking lot available?



not really

[Kori Ellis]

Valero, Diamond Shamrock, Jose's Gas Station ... not Ellis House.

It was so weird. He was on a BICYCLE!

[samikeyp]

1) What kind of girl pulls over a guy on a BICYCLE just to start macking on him?

Isn't that how Jekka and Manny met? :)



(I keed, I keed)

[RashoFan]

Valero, Diamond Shamrock, Jose's Gas Station ... not Ellis House.

It was so weird. He was on a BICYCLE!
You wanna watch the Spurs go win another championship???
You wanna play poker till sunrise and lose your ass to LJ???
You wanna pull over some guy on a bike to mack with him???
Casa de Ellis is the place to be!

[marini martini]

You wanna watch the Spurs go win another championship???
You wanna play poker till sunrise and lose your ass to LJ???
You wanna pull over some guy on a bike to mack with him???
Casa de Ellis is the place to be!


I swear, I am not on drugs. But did you not post this in another thread :dizzy

[ATRAIN]

Dammit I missed Melmart's return!! Thats what I get for going on vacation...speaking of which I got a new Atrain hotrain story, check your PM's.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Isn't that how Jekka and Manny met? :)



(I keed, I keed)

Shit, Manny's bike stories bring back some funny memories.

[xXcUtXxMeXxOpEnXx]

imgonnagocutmyselfnow

[Mister Sinister]

Cheer up, emo kid!

[xXcUtXxMeXxOpEnXx]

Cheer up, emo kid!


another sad song plays today
days never seem to go my way
i’m dead last again in last place
wishing i could see your face
using the same old lines over again
wishing this pain would never end
trying to find a way out of this world
then again you're not the only girl for me

singing my heart out tonight
because of this sad song
i wrote for you last night
i swear i’ll never say the same thing again
i know i’ll never be the same without you here
you know i can live on without you by my side
and you won’t see me again, again

thinking of things that i could do
spend my nights feeling blue
listening to emo tonight
just like i did last night
outside crying without you
what else am i supposed to do, to do

singing my heart out tonight
because of this sad song
i wrote for you last night
i swear i’ll never say your name again
i know i swear i’ll never be the same without you here
i wish you were right here by my side
and i’d be with you, with you

outside it’s a blue sky today
but right when i look outside
it suddenly turns grey
i swear i’ll never be sad again you know
i’ll try to live my life again without you here
i’m acting like a new me and you care of nothing i say
i’m acting like i’m happy today
sad song is almost gone, it's gone.

[Mister Sinister]

Jolly thyself, o child of emotion.

[xXcUtXxMeXxOpEnXx]

howdoimakemyselfjollywhenthiswholeworldisalie

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Aren't you bleeding yet?

[Mister Sinister]

howdoimakemyselfjollywhenthiswholeworldisalie
You can start by using proper grammar.

[xXcUtXxMeXxOpEnXx]

whydoyoucarejustfuckoffandleavemealone

[Mister Sinister]

whydoyoucarejustfuckoffandleavemealone
Lol, no.

[xXcUtXxMeXxOpEnXx]

youpeopleareevilstopputtingmedown

[Mister Sinister]

But...it's *fun*

[xXcUtXxMeXxOpEnXx]

breathe in breathe out you're not alone
but i'm alone tonight
i wish this all would end right now
and i might smile again
don't say a word i can read your mind
and it's ok for you to leave

rip my heart out of my chest
leave the blood stain on the ground
for others to see for the next girl
to do the same to me
just say you're sorry and move on
and leave me here alone
i'll give you this song

i'm just like them i'm just like him
i'm a failure in everyone's eyes
is there a reason to live
i guess it's part of being a kid
well we all wish we were grown up
the question i'll always ask
why couldn't we just last
even the bluest skies must turn gray

[Mister Sinister]

Grr. Shagia haet emo kid.

[samikeyp]

howdoimakemyselfjollywhenthiswholeworldisalie


Put a bullet in your head.

No wait...that would make me jolly.

[Mister Sinister]

Put a bullet in your head.

No wait...that would make me jolly.
:lol Oh, don't worry. Emos aren't people.

[samikeyp]

Maybe not, but they are pussies.

[xXcUtXxMeXxOpEnXx]

Long ago
Just like the hearse you die to get in again
We are
So far from you

Burning on,
Just like a match you strike to
Incinerate...
The lives
Of everyone you know
And what's the worst to take? (worst you take)
From every heart you break (heart you break)
And like a blade you'll stain (blade you stain)
Well, I've been holding on tonight


What's the worst that I can say?
Things are better if i stay
So long and goodnight
So long and goodnight

Came a time
When every star fall brought you to tears again
We are,
The very hurt you sold
And what's the worst to take? (worst to take)
From every heart you break (heart you break)
And like a blade you'll stain (blade you stain)
Well, I've been holding on tonight


What's the worst that I can say?
Things are better if i stay
So long and goodnight
So long and goodnight

Well if you carry on this way
Things are better if i stay
So long and goodnight
So long and goodnight

Can you hear me?
Are you near me?
Can we pretend to leave and then
we'll meet again
When both our cars collide

What's the worst that I can say?
Things are better if i stay
So long and goodnight
So long and goodnight

Well if you carry on this way
Things are better if i stay
So long and goodnight
So long not goodnight

[Mister Sinister]

Long ago
Just like the hearse you die to get in again
We are
So far from you

Burning on,
Just like a match you strike to
Incinerate...
The lives
Of everyone you know
And what's the worst to take? (worst you take)
From every heart you break (heart you break)
And like a blade you'll stain (blade you stain)
Well, I've been holding on tonight


What's the worst that I can say?
Things are better if i stay
So long and goodnight
So long and goodnight

Came a time
When every star fall brought you to tears again
We are,
The very hurt you sold
And what's the worst to take? (worst to take)
From every heart you break (heart you break)
And like a blade you'll stain (blade you stain)
Well, I've been holding on tonight


What's the worst that I can say?
Things are better if i stay
So long and goodnight
So long and goodnight

Well if you carry on this way
Things are better if i stay
So long and goodnight
So long and goodnight

Can you hear me?
Are you near me?
Can we pretend to leave and then
we'll meet again
When both our cars collide

What's the worst that I can say?
Things are better if i stay
So long and goodnight
So long and goodnight

Well if you carry on this way
Things are better if i stay
So long and goodnight
So long not goodnight
Never gonna give you up! Never gonna let you down!

[xXcUtXxMeXxOpEnXx]

arepeoplereallythisbad

[samikeyp]

arepeoplereallythisbad


Yes.

Are you going to cut yourself now?

[Mister Sinister]

arepeoplereallythisbad
Yes. Now kill yourself.

[xXcUtXxMeXxOpEnXx]

whyareyoudoingthistome

[xXcUtXxMeXxOpEnXx]

Yes. Now kill yourself.

butidontwannadie

[samikeyp]

whyareyoudoingthistome


its called culling the herd.

[Mister Sinister]

butidontwannadie
http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/6/65/Beast_Do_it_faggot.jpg

[samikeyp]

If you are thinking about cutting yourself, can I give you some advice?

[Mister Sinister]

If you are thinking about cutting yourself, can I give you some advice?
Down the road, not across the street?

[xXcUtXxMeXxOpEnXx]

yesiwantsomeadvice

[samikeyp]

start at the neck.

[xXcUtXxMeXxOpEnXx]

youretryingtokeelmearentyou

[samikeyp]

youretryingtokeelmearentyou

no...just helping you along

[Mister Sinister]

youretryingtokeelmearentyou
No, we're trying to get you to kill yourself. Dumbass...

[xXcUtXxMeXxOpEnXx]

No, we're trying to get you to kill yourself. Dumbass...

whyareyousomeantomeihaventdoneanythingwrongtoyou

[samikeyp]

whyareyousomeantomeihaventdoneanythingwrongtoyou

you are wasting our oxygen.

[samikeyp]

oh and you refuse to use the space bar.

[xXcUtXxMeXxOpEnXx]

youaremakingmefeeldepressed

[mrsmaalox]

:lmao @ Sam and Shag fighting with this guy!!!!

[samikeyp]

youaremakingmefeeldepressed

I am guessing you felt that way when you woke up this morning and realized who you were.

[samikeyp]

:lmao @ Sam and Shag fighting with this guy!!!!

Who's fighting? I am having fun!

[to21]

Awesome! An emo troll!

:rolleyes

[xXcUtXxMeXxOpEnXx]

:lmao @ Sam and Shag fighting with this guy!!!!


iamnotaguy

[to21]

There is really no hope........................

[to21]

:lmao @ Sam and Shag fighting with this guy!!!!Don't get mad, do you wanna fight?

[mrsmaalox]

"Sam and Shag" sounds kinda cute! :lol You guys are a good suicide encouragement team.

[xXcUtXxMeXxOpEnXx]

I am guessing you felt that way when you woke up this morning and realized who you were.

noyouarethereasonidepressedrightnowiwassadawhileag obutyoumademefeelevenworsethanicouldhaveimagined

[samikeyp]

"Sam and Shag" sounds kinda cute! :lol You guys are a good suicide encouragement team.

Not so much since my name is not Sam. ;)

[xXcUtXxMeXxOpEnXx]

andiamafemaleustfortherecord

[samikeyp]

noyouarethereasonidepressedrightnowiwassadawhileag obutyoumademefeelevenworsethanicouldhaveimagined

STBY

[mrsmaalox]

Don't get mad, do you wanna fight?
No, I hate to fight. But Sam and Shag are doing a nice job with that troll. It's like they are working off a script :tu

[mrsmaalox]

Not so much since my name is not Sam. ;)

|I know. But I liked how it sounds.

[to21]

andiamafemaleustfortherecordNuh uh? Prove it......

[samikeyp]

|I know. But I liked how it sounds.

Ahh...ok then. :lol

[xXcUtXxMeXxOpEnXx]

Nuh uh? Prove it......

whyshouldiyoufreakingpervert

[mrsmaalox]

whyshouldiyoufreakingpervert
He always tries that one :rolleyes

[samikeyp]

He always tries that one :rolleyes

Hey now, you were the one sending boobie pics to p-dub. :lol

[Mister Sinister]

iamnotaguy
Oh, right. Being emo made what I'm sure was already a pathetic excuse for a four-year old's penis shrivel up into nothingness.

[Mister Sinister]

No, I hate to fight. But Sam and Shag are doing a nice job with that troll. It's like they are working off a script :tu
Script? SCRIPT?! You, *bitch!* :lol How *dare* you!

[mrsmaalox]

Hey now, you were the one sending boobie pics to p-dub. :lol

Oh great, now everyone's gonna want one! Thanks alot!!

[samikeyp]

Script? SCRIPT?! You, *bitch!* :lol How *dare* you!


Calm down there....you are getting your gay side overworked.

[samikeyp]

Oh great, now everyone's gonna want one! Thanks alot!!

Not everyone...just me. :)

[Mister Sinister]

Calm down there....you are getting your gay side overworked.
:lol Hey, I need to let it out every now and then, else it'll make me start acting irritatingly flamboyant.

[Mister Sinister]

Wait....Damn it, why did I say what I said?

[xXcUtXxMeXxOpEnXx]

thisispathetic

[Mister Sinister]

thisispathetic
Aww, come on, now. You shouldn't refer to yourself as an object, even though...well, you know, you *are*.

[xXcUtXxMeXxOpEnXx]

whatareyoutryigtosayimnotafuckingobject

[Mister Sinister]

whatareyoutryigtosayimnotafuckingobject
Yes, you are. You're certainly not a person, and to refer to you as any sort of non-human, but still sentient life form, would be an insult to all sentient life. So, it stands to reason, that you are an object.

[samikeyp]

whatareyoutryigtosayimnotafuckingobject


this is true...which is why your last boyfriend broke up with you.

[to21]

Oh great, now everyone's gonna want one! Thanks alot!!Hellllllllooooo.
Where's mine?

[Mister Sinister]

:lol Son of a bitch, you owe me a soda.

[xXcUtXxMeXxOpEnXx]

this is true...which is why your last boyfriend broke up with you.

noibrokeupwithhimidontlikemenanymore

[mrsmaalox]

Hellllllllooooo.
Where's mine?

I knew it!!

[Mister Sinister]

noibrokeupwithhimidontlikemenanymore
Huh. I guess you *can* turn away, even after you go gay.

[xXcUtXxMeXxOpEnXx]

imnotgayidontlikewomeneither

[Mister Sinister]

:lmao Oh, shit, now the emo owes me a soda, if it can stop moping long enough.

[MannyIsGod]

I fucking love this song.

WTF

FsrN3qxX2Yw

[xXcUtXxMeXxOpEnXx]

I fucking love this song.

WTF

FsrN3qxX2Yw

itsucks

[MannyIsGod]

itsthebestsongeverimo

[MannyIsGod]

Actually this is the best song ever

DgBgnoEY4iM

[Mister Sinister]

Fuck yeah, Daft Punk!

[Mister Sinister]

Aww, the little shit got banned! And I was having fun, too!

[mrsmaalox]

Aww, the little shit got banned! And I was having fun, too!
He, I mean, "it" did? You and samikeyp were doing such a great job on him! :toast

[samikeyp]

Yeah she didn't like men or women...I shudder to think what she did like.

[mrsmaalox]

Yeah she didn't like men or women...I shudder to think what she did like.

Quick!! Hide all the picnic tables!! :lol

[Viva Las Espuelas]

best movie in the world
lMNvYhI4AzM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMNvYhI4AzM

BANG!!!

[CuckingFunt]

Maybe not, but they are pussies.You should know better than to insult pussy.

[samikeyp]

You should know better than to insult pussy.

Good point...although some I have come across (pun intended) were insulting.

[CuckingFunt]

I fucking love this song.

WTF

FsrN3qxX2YwI'm counting this post as four minutes toward my French lab requirement.

:tu Thanks Manny!

[Trainwreck2100]

Fuck yeah, it's a paternity episode of Maury

[marini martini]

Fuck yeah, it's a paternity episode of Maury


Isn't it everyday???????? :lol

Jonas Bros., on Ellen :blah

[Trainwreck2100]

Isn't it everyday???????? :lol

Jonas Bros., on Ellen :blah

Unfortunately no, there's weirdo tranny episodes, misbehaving teen episodes. And the worst of them all controlling man episodes. It's cool till they "reform"

[marini martini]

Unfortunately no, there's weirdo tranny episodes, misbehaving teen episodes. And the worst of them all controlling man episodes. It's cool till they "reform"

Sound's like the good old Jerry Springer Show, from the 90's?

Gotta ck it out.Paula Deen's on Ellen :toast

[Trainwreck2100]

Kind of like the good old Jerry Springer?

Gotta ck it out.Paula Deen's on Ellen :toast

It;s nothing like Jerry springer.

[Trainwreck2100]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/funny-pictures-happy-chair-enjoying-life.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v111/Octavius/wow4twiw3.gif

[MannyIsGod]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/funny-pictures-happy-chair-enjoying-life.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v111/Octavius/wow4twiw3.gif:lmao @ both of those.

[Trainwreck2100]

Today my back neighbor who has parties that keep me up in the middle of the night had her dogs get away from her. I got one back pretty easily but i had to chase down the other one who was playing with some construction workers. I had to carry the dog because it wouldn't follow. So next i'm yelling at her, I must have said excuse me like 8 times. Finally i get the idea to say "did you have another dog" She hears that pretty easily (convenient). Then she realizes that the other one got out, which i had already told her boyfriend, i guess he didn't relay the message. She says thank you and brushes me offNeedless to say i did all that and didn't get any money.

[mrsmaalox]

Today my back neighbor who has parties that keep me up in the middle of the night had her dogs get away from her. I got one back pretty easily but i had to chase down the other one who was playing with some construction workers. I had to carry the dog because it wouldn't follow. So next i'm yelling at her, I must have said excuse me like 8 times. Finally i get the idea to say "did you have another dog" She hears that pretty easily (convenient). Then she realizes that the other one got out, which i had already told her boyfriend, i guess he didn't relay the message. She says thank you and brushes me offNeedless to say i did all that and didn't get any money.
Well you know what? You are a good person, and you did the right thing. You definitely deserved a reward. If it happens again, I think you have every right just to tell her that the dogs are out, and let her deal with it. But you are probably too nice to do that!

[mrsmaalox]

Marini look: We made a Reverend sandwich! Yum....

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Quit showing off :lol :lol :lol

[Mister Sinister]

Made outta Laffy Taffy, mothafucka.

[marini martini]

Made outta Laffy Taffy, mothafucka.

Looks like you made outta zilch!




<<<<<<<<<<< :greedy :toast :greedy

[PopeJohnPaulII]

Boogity boogity boogity boo

[Yolanda Saldivar]

Pinches mallates

[MagnusKrauss]

there's some weird shit going on here.....i wonder why i never looked here before?

[marini martini]

there's some weird shit going on here.....i wonder why i never looked here before?

Ya think???????????????????????

<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< :toast

[The Sun]

Good morning everyone!!!! I'm hungry!! :hungry:

[mrsmaalox]

Where'd you go Sun? I want to get my car washed!!!

[TDMVPDPOY]

Good morning everyone!!!! I'm hungry!! :hungry:

Just had a triple cheezeburger, fries and coke with 20 pack nuggets...

feel like takn a dump now

[to21]

No one was looking....

I was all by myself.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Just had a triple cheezeburger, fries and coke with 20 pack nuggets...

feel like takn a dump nowyou must be a san antonian.

[Mister Sinister]

Richaaaards!

[Trainwreck2100]

I had two posts deleted today, so i post the exact opposite, and that one got deleted

[manufor3]

how did this thread get into 15 different threads, possibly 16?

[Trainwreck2100]

magic

[manufor3]

lol

[marini martini]

It's not what you know, but who you know.

[to21]

Yup

[mrsmaalox]

Yup

It's about time. I thought you said you were gonna bump this every day! It was all the way on page 2 already!! Sheesh!

[RashoFan]

Finally...I have a job where a yearly raise is more than a 15 cent increase. :cheer

[Mister Sinister]

Ha! My yearly raise was 50 cents!

[RashoFan]

Ha! My yearly raise was 50 cents!
So you make what??? $2.35 an hour

[marini martini]

O Yeah! My yearly increase, went to ZERO! Ugly resignation letter. Burned not only bridges, but the whole f*twn :lol
:toast
I guess I need to P.M. T-Park :blah

[Mister Sinister]

So you make what??? $2.35 an hour
9.50

[RashoFan]

^
Mr Big bucks :bling

[Mister Sinister]

Deli money, biotch.

[RashoFan]

you bring home some bacon there SF.

[marini martini]

9.50

And you still live at home, for free???? Dadgum! You are one good catch! :lol :toast :lol

[RashoFan]

Who here would jump into a river a try to wrestle/capture an Anaconda??? Raise your ehands if you would, cause I sure as hell won't.

[RashoFan]

And you still live at home, for free???? Dadgum! You are one good catch! :lol :toast :lol
I am not sure what the cost of living is in the Greater Chicagoland area, I do think it is a bit higher than here in SA.

[marini martini]

:td :td :td

[marini martini]

Who here would jump into a river a try to wrestle/capture an Anaconda??? Raise your ehands if you would, cause I sure as hell won't.

not me :lol

[RashoFan]

Now, run into a burning building...that is something I would do and have done...

[mrsmaalox]

Now, run into a burning building...that is something I would do and have done...
My brother too. You guys are weird!

[Mister Sinister]

And you still live at home, for free???? Dadgum! You are one good catch! :lol :toast :lol
Actually, I live at home for $58 a week. $33 for car insurance and $25 for rent.

[Mister Sinister]

And I'm not sure I'd call me a good catch.

[marini martini]

And I'm not sure I'd call me a good catch.

Oh yes you are Shagia!

If I was born 25 ( :lol ) years ago, you'd have float my boat :toast

[Mister Sinister]

D'aww.

[to21]

It's about time. I thought you said you were gonna bump this every day! It was all the way on page 2 already!! Sheesh!I was really busy this week................some hoes got out of line on the stroll. I had to keep my pimp hand pimpn'.

No really I've been really busy at work and I TRY not to get on at night.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

O Yeah! My yearly increase, went to ZERO! Ugly resignation letter. Burned not only bridges, but the whole f*twn :lol
:toast when you go down in flames, take others with you. that's my motto.

[samikeyp]

Now, run into a burning building...that is something I would do and have done...

:toast

[RashoFan]

Nobody puts "The Quattro" on page two. Nobody!!
http://redlightnaps.files.wordpress.com/2007/04/dd20_img_15.jpg

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

What's all this about RashoFan wanting to rassle anacondas?!?!
Should we just refer to you as "Snake Charmer" now?
:eyebrows

[RashoFan]

What's all this about RashoFan wanting to rassle anacondas?!?!

Re read that post...no way I would jump into a river to catch a fraking ANACONDA!

Should we just refer to you as "Snake Charmer" now?
:eyebrows
Well that is one way to put it hehehe... :hat

[midgetonadonkey]

Nobody puts "The Quattro" on page two. Nobody!!
http://redlightnaps.files.wordpress.com/2007/04/dd20_img_15.jpg

Gay. The Quattro should be put to death.

[RashoFan]

Maybe Midge can come back and bring new life to the Quattro.

[RashoFan]

http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c333/RashoFan/hose-thumb.gif

[samikeyp]

My anaconda don't want none unless you got buns hon. :smokin

[RashoFan]

My anaconda don't want none unless you got buns hon. :smokin
Okay, so there is one Anaconda I would not be afraid of...:lol

[Mister Sinister]

How do I shot web?

[marini martini]

How do I shot web?

You don't
:dizzy

[samikeyp]

Okay, so there is one Anaconda I would not be afraid of...:lol


;)

[mrsmaalox]

I love these guys

vHgbqFUDebY

[mrsmaalox]

And these guys too. But this isn't their best song.

SXpYZq8JE1I

[manufor3]

good for you

[to21]

good for me

[RashoFan]

I love guys

[RashoFan]

http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c333/RashoFan/hunting-thumb.gif

[ancestron]

sometimes when I'm driving on the road at night, I see the 2 headlights coming toward me, and its like I have this sudden impulse to just turn the wheel and hit head on with the oncoming car, just to hear the explosion. The sound of shattering glass, flames rising out of the flowing gasoline.

[marini martini]

sometimes when I'm driving on the road at night, I see the 2 headlights coming toward me, and its like I have this sudden impulse to just turn the wheel and hit head on with the oncoming car, just to hear the explosion. The sound of shattering glass, flames rising out of the flowing gasoline.

Oh where, oh where can my baby be?

The Lord took her away from me!

We got to be together when we leave a this world.

So I can see my baby, when I leave a this world :toast

[mrsmaalox]

Oh where, oh where can my baby be?

The Lord took her away from me!

We got to be together when we leave a this world.

So I can see my baby, when I leave a this world :toast

Morbid song!!

[marini martini]

sometimes when I'm driving on the road at night, I see the 2 headlights coming toward me, and its like I have this sudden impulse to just turn the wheel and hit head on with the oncoming car, just to hear the explosion. The sound of shattering glass, flames rising out of the flowing gasoline.

^^^
Hey they started it :toast

Besides, you did not live on Laurel Lane, in Augusta :drool:

[visitor]

STFU, you stupid drunk!

[The Sun]

Good morning everyone!!! Spread some love today with a smile! :spin

[jman3000]

I'm so fucking sunburned.

my face looks retarded and my nose is about 3 shades darker than the rest of my face.

[Opinionater]

IMHO, that sounds like an improvement.

[jman3000]

I'm drunk and it's 2 pm.

[RashoFan]

sometimes when I'm driving on the road at night, I see the 2 headlights coming toward me, and its like I have this sudden impulse to just turn the wheel and hit head on with the oncoming car, just to hear the explosion. The sound of shattering glass, flames rising out of the flowing gasoline.
Dayum, I haven't worked a bad car accident in a loooooooooooooooooooooooooonnnnnnngggggggggggggggg time! :depressed

[Trainwreck2100]

new avi hooray

[to21]

It might take the rest of the year for this bitch to get to 16.

[ATRAIN]

It might take the rest of the year for this bitch to get to 16.


Dammit wingman stop bumping this thread!!!

[to21]

:lol

[to21]

OOPS.

Sorry....did it again.

[ashbeeigh]

hip hip hooray for pto.

[mrsmaalox]

And hip hip hooray for rainbow sherbet for lunch. Slurp :hungry:

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 5 (3 members and 2 guests)
Viva Las Espuelas, wlw3, ashbeeigh


what's up, juggs?

[jman3000]

dont ever try to talk to a girl who is in a relationship... even if this relationship is "having trouble". all it does is lead to you being mentally attached to her but nothing is happening physically because you dont want to be a homewrecker.

[jman3000]

whores.

[Mister Sinister]

Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 5 (3 members and 2 guests)
Viva Las Espuelas, wlw3, ashbeeigh


what's up, juggs?
http://brownman.com/Images/Juggernaut.jpg?

[RashoFan]

Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 5 (3 members and 2 guests)
Viva Las Espuelas, wlw3, ashbeeigh


what's up, juggs?
http://njdrive.com/Pictures/people/jugs.jpg

[ShoogarBear]

This thread still sucks.

[batman2883]

i want a feast...i want a bean feast

[The Sun]

Good morning to another great day!! Take your shoes off.

[mrsmaalox]

Do massages work? My back is killing me!!!! I need something but I don't know what! :(

[to21]

Do massages work? My back is killing me!!!! I need something but I don't know what! :(You need some "back creme". I have the depenser.

STAT!

[mrsmaalox]

You need some "back creme". I have the depenser.

STAT!

:lmao Call it "back salve".....sounds more medicinal!!!

[Mister Sinister]

We're poison to you, now, Spider-Man...that's why we call ourselves VENOM!

[batman2883]

batman man

[tlongII]

batman man

Wait a minute.....aren't you DEAD???

[Trainwreck2100]

batman man

you lives?

[ORION]

I am immortal !!!

[Mister Sinister]

OH, it's the Juggernaut, BITCH!

[ashbeeigh]

I have nothing of real interest to say, I just didn't want this to fall to page two.




Oh, and in two weeks I will no longer be a telemarketer. :elephant

[mrsmaalox]

I have nothing of real interest to say, I just didn't want this to fall to page two.




Oh, and in two weeks I will no longer be a telemarketer. :elephant

Promotion? New job? Please tell!!

[RashoFan]

Promotion? New job? Please tell!!
Maybe she is going to work for PeeWee as a call girl...

[Trainwreck2100]

http://apracticalguidetoracism.com/images/thebook_blackpeople.pnghttp://apracticalguidetoracism.com/images/thebook_whitepeople.png

[NZHayden]

holla

[ashbeeigh]

Promotion? New job? Please tell!!

community organizer for a group that represents lower and middle income families.

[mrsmaalox]

Maybe she is going to work for PeeWee as a call girl...

Peewee's pimping now? I thought it was only Atrain or to21; I'm never sure which one we work for!!

[mrsmaalox]

community organizer for a group that represents lower and middle income families.

Wow sounds like it could be a lot of work, but that's not a bad thing! Congrats!

[manufor3]

how many people think this thread will make it to (16)

[RashoFan]

community organizer for a group that represents lower and middle income families.
I hope you find get enjoyment in that! :toast

[RashoFan]

how many people think this thread will make it to (16)
It shall get to 16...it is just a matter of when...

[marini martini]

Rasho has spoken, we all must obey :toast

[ashbeeigh]

I hope you find get enjoyment in that! :toast

I hope so too. I'll tell you more about it tomorrow afternoon. You are going to the GTG?

[ashbeeigh]

Oh and little shameless self promotion..I updated my blog for the first time in three months just now. Talk about an exciting Saturday evening.

[ashbeeigh]

damnit. I just some timvp in here and didn't say anything.

[RashoFan]

Rasho has spoken, we all must obey :toast
RashoFan says"Have another drink...and while you are up...make me one too"

[RashoFan]

I hope so too. I'll tell you more about it tomorrow afternoon. You are going to the GTG?
Yeppers...rolling in with some back up...my friend has some really good BB IQ and I hope to increase my IQ just by hanging with him.

[ashbeeigh]

Yeppers...rolling in with some back up...my friend has some really good BB IQ and I hope to increase my IQ just by hanging with him.


And I thought you already had a good Basketball IQ!

[RashoFan]

well thanks,but I should gain a few points just by hanging out with my friend

[samikeyp]

well thanks,but I should gain a few points just by hanging out with my friend

Sweetie....you have forgotten more than a lot of people will ever know. :toast

[MannyIsGod]

Fucking weak. Really fucking weak.

[Jekka]

Fucking weak. Really fucking weak.
Totally. You think it will be more entertaining once we go through this pitcher of margaritas?

[Jekka]

Nevermind, everything is already more entertaining after just one!

[MannyIsGod]

ghjgkjjkgyutiugj,nmbg

[Jekka]

Lazy ass won't put his glass down to type!!

[RashoFan]

Totally. You think it will be more entertaining once we go through this pitcher of margaritas?
Damn,all I got is Vodka, Whiskey, Rum, Kahlua... :depressed
Wanna trade? :toast