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[peewee's lovechild]

Okay, if the Spurs can gaurantee me another Finals . . . . . sigh, I'll bang mrsmatlock.

[midgetonadonkey]

No talking about the friends. Ok Pee wee if the spurs win the series you have to take one for the team and fuck maalox.


I wouldn't wish that on anyone.

[Melmart1]

It is not true. The only thing that is peewee's bitch is his right hand.

Does he call it vieja, like all the Mexicans call their old ladies?

[florige]

So if she bans your work IP, does this mean that peewee can't post either? :lmao

GO SPURS GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



I doubt Kori can ban those NASA computer ip's.

[mrsmaalox]

Okay, I have to defend my pinga here.

If my pinga were to ever dive into her cave, it would forever be lost.

My pinga has higher standards than to go with her snatch.

http://www.penis-resources.com/blog/images/tiny-measurement.gif

[midgetonadonkey]

http://www.penis-resources.com/blog/images/tiny-measurement.gif

And I'm sure you know this first hand.

[peewee's lovechild]

And I'm sure you know this first hand.

Everyone does.

Mel made a troll of it.

It hasn't been the same since.

[samikeyp]

Okay, if the Spurs can gaurantee me another Finals . . . . . sigh, I'll bang mrsmatlock.

Hell bro, you would bang her if they guaranteed you a free coke.

[mrsmaalox]

And I'm sure you know this first hand.

common knowledge it's documented in Ripley's

[peewee's weewee]

Everyone does.

Mel made a troll of it.

It hasn't been the same since.

Yeah, we get even less snatch now than we did before. Thanks a lot, Mel! You bitch!

[samikeyp]

I'm pretty sure that Mel has made nothing with your pinga.

Except fun of it. :)

[Melmart1]

Hell bro, you would bang her if they guaranteed you a free coke.

i wouldn't do it for an eight ball of coke. :vomit:

[samikeyp]

Yeah, we get even less snatch now than we did before. Thanks a lot, Mel! You bitch!

Negative amounts of snatch?

[ATRAIN]

Okay, if the Spurs can gaurantee me another Finals . . . . . sigh, I'll bang mrsmatlock.



There it is!! Everyone is a witness. He bang matlock.............again.

[samikeyp]

i wouldn't do it for an eight ball of coke. :vomit:

Exactly.

I'm saving that for you and me. :eyebrows

[mrsmaalox]

i wouldn't do it for an eight ball of coke. :vomit:

Like you'd have a chance; I only do men.....

[Melmart1]

Like you'd have a chance; I only do men.....

Yeah, I wouldn't want you to be ashamed at your snatch by comparing it to mine. Better to let you live in blissful ignorance.

[Melmart1]

Negative amounts of snatch?

does that make him a born-again virgin?

[ATRAIN]

Flo said if the Spurs win he will not rub one out till next season

[florige]

Flo said if the Spurs win he will not rub one out till next season


You bastard!!:lol

[samikeyp]

does that make him a born-again virgin?

No because he still takes it in the ass.

[Melmart1]

Flo said if the Spurs win he will not rub one out till next season

Five Dead After Maryland Shooting Spree (http://http://www.wtopnews.com/index.php?nid=25&sid=8998)

[mrsmaalox]

You bastard!!:lol

Is that true Flo? Can Baltimore PD start saving some money on seat covers?

[florige]

ArrgghhhH!!! Why can't I play this PS3 without feeling like I just downed a entire pint of Patron!!!???:bang:bang

[florige]

Is that true Flo? Can Baltimore PD start saving some money on seat covers?



More like dashboard covers.

[Melmart1]

ArrgghhhH!!! Why can't I play this PS3 without feeling like I just downed a entire pint of Patron!!!???:bang:bang

A pint?!?

Fucking amateur!

[ATRAIN]

ArrgghhhH!!! Why can't I play this PS3 without feeling like I just downed a entire pint of Patron!!!???:bang:bang



You still getting sick playing games you pussy?

[mrsmaalox]

A pint?!?

Fucking amateur!

He's getting better. He's moved up from Tequiza.

[florige]

You still getting sick playing games you pussy?



Freakin pissing me off! I will still whoop your ass in 2k though. After drinking a pint.
I bet Mel will be fast asleep after a single shot of Patron.

[ATRAIN]

Freakin pissing me off! I will still whoop your ass in 2k though. After drinking a pint.
I bet Mel will be fast asleep after a single shot of Patron.



HAHAHAH yeah your prob right. I dont think Mel can hang like she claims.

[florige]

A set up that drinking here thing again so Mel can put her money where her mouth is.

[Melmart1]

A set up that drinking here thing again so Mel can put her money where her mouth is.

I can drink with the best of them. I have a whole bottle of Patron that is unopened, half a bottle of dark rum and a couple of beers. And they are all getting consumed tonight if the SPurs lose.

[samikeyp]

I can drink with the best of them. I have a whole bottle of Patron that is unopened, half a bottle of dark rum and a couple of beers. And they are all getting consumed tonight if the SPurs lose.

That's the Mel I know and love!! :toast

[ATRAIN]

I can drink with the best of them. I have a whole bottle of Patron that is unopened, half a bottle of dark rum and a couple of beers. And they are all getting consumed tonight if the SPurs lose.



Speaking of which, we need to organize another drunken posting night. I will send out pm's with details.

[Melmart1]

Speaking of which, we need to organize another drunken posting night. I will send out pm's with details.

Why so all you boys can puss out and leave me and Funt in here alone? :rolleyes

[florige]

I can drink with the best of them. I have a whole bottle of Patron that is unopened, half a bottle of dark rum and a couple of beers. And they are all getting consumed tonight if the SPurs lose.



If I were off I would down that entire bottle too..

[ATRAIN]

Why so all you boys can puss out and leave me and Funt in here alone? :rolleyes



LOL You know I didnt puss out. I went out to the bar because I was out of alchohol. You know this because I texted you and pee wee got jealous remember hahaha.

[florige]

Why so all you boys can puss out and leave me and Funt in here alone? :rolleyes



As long as I know in advance and can take off. I'm in.

[peewee's lovechild]

LOL You know I didnt puss out. I went out to the bar because I was out of alchohol. You know this because I texted you and pee wee got jealous remember hahaha.

I'll take my laptop and post from Sugar's.

[ATRAIN]

I'll take my laptop and post from Sugar's.



LOL only if you hook up the web cam.

[Melmart1]

I'll take my laptop and post from Sugar's.

If WiFi at Sugar's costs costs as much as the beer, you are going to be one broke-ass Mexican.

[mrsmaalox]

Why so all you boys can puss out and leave me and Funt in here alone? :rolleyes

Sounds like the perfect set up. I'm sure the boys are down with it!

[ATRAIN]

If WiFi at Sugar's costs costs as much as the beer, you are going to be one broke-ass Mexican.

hahahah, do they even have wi fi at strip clubs?

[ATRAIN]

Sounds like the perfect set up. I'm sure the boys are down with it!

GOD DAMMIT SHUT YOUR HOLE!!

[peewee's lovechild]

GOD DAMMIT SHUT YOUR HOLE!!

Which one?

[ATRAIN]

Which one?



FUCK ALL OF THEM!!!

[peewee's lovechild]

FUCK ALL OF THEM!!!


So, you do want to bang her.

Interesting.

[ATRAIN]

I didnt say I wanted to shut them, just wanted her to make like a tree and get out of here.

[mrsmaalox]

So, you do want to bang her.

Interesting.

:lol

[peewee's lovechild]

just wanted her to make like a tree and get out of here.



Biff, that you?

[ATRAIN]

Biff, that you?



what are you looking at butthead??

[Melmart1]

GOD DAMMIT SHUT YOUR HOLE!!

That would be like repairing the levees in New Orleans.

[ATRAIN]

So if your in for a drink fest again let me know so I can cordinate the time and pm you. Pee wee and Flo with a maybe. Mel with a maybe if we promise to hang this time.

[Melmart1]

I didnt say I wanted to shut them, just wanted her to make like a tree and get out of here.

If you are going to use a laaaame phrase like that, at least get it right :lol

[ATRAIN]

That would be like repairing the levees in New Orleans.

lol

[ATRAIN]

If you are going to use a laaaame phrase like that, at least get it right :lol



isnt that right??

[peewee's lovechild]

ATRAIN is talking like a retard.

I think his head is cloudy from banging mrsmatlock.

[ATRAIN]

ATRAIN is talking like a retard.

I think his head is cloudy from banging mrsmatlock.



If I would have banged matlock her snatch would have eaten me so I wouldnt even by alive typing right now.

[Melmart1]

isnt that right??

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/511W99HKSKL._SL500_BO2,204,203,200_PIsitb-dp-500-arrow,TopRight,45,-64_OU01_AA240_SH20_.jpg

[ATRAIN]

If you are going to use a laaaame phrase like that, at least get it right :lol



http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0088763/quotes

You see I got it RIGHT!!!!!


Biff Tannen: Since you're new here, I-I'm gonna cut you a break... today. So, why don't you make like a tree and get outta here?

[Melmart1]

ATRAIN is talking like a retard.

I think his head is cloudy from banging mrsmatlock.

So you would tell your class to ignore him, then? :lol

[peewee's lovechild]

So you would tell your class to ignore him, then? :lol


:lol:lol

Background noise.

[ATRAIN]

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/511W99HKSKL._SL500_BO2,204,203,200_PIsitb-dp-500-arrow,TopRight,45,-64_OU01_AA240_SH20_.jpg



YEAH I know thats the REAL one, but as pee wee noted Biff always said it wrong, thats why he said


Biff, that you?

[ATRAIN]

:lol:lol

Background noise.



Im not retarted im special!!!

[peewee's lovechild]

:lmao at ATRAIN (Mrmaalox) explaining the Biff line.

[peewee's lovechild]

Im not retarted im special!!!

Yes, mijito.

[Melmart1]

If I would have banged matlock her snatch would have eaten me so I wouldnt even by alive typing right now.

http://lh3.ggpht.com/fFishey/RbrACx4tEiI/AAAAAAAABWo/HLfDhsn9QrY/DSC03418.JPG?imgmax=512

[Melmart1]

Im not retarted im special!!!

well, retards go to SPECIAL ed, right?

[ATRAIN]

:lmao at ATRAIN (Mrmaalox) explaining the Biff line.



hahha FUCK that your MRMAALOX, your the one that has fucked her already and your the one that is going to do it again once the Spurs win. That was a good one though, I have to give you credit. FUCKER!!

[Melmart1]

YEAH I know thats the REAL one, but as pee wee noted Biff always said it wrong, thats why he said

You are using the Biff line as a cover-up. Peewee bailed you out. You used it incorrectly because like Biff, you are a retard who would get your ass kicked by a half pint like McFly.

[ATRAIN]

well, retards go to SPECIAL ed, right?



YUPPP and ride the little bus......but it has AC so those retards are laughing at all the other kids on a hot summer day.

[ATRAIN]

You are using the Biff line as a cover-up. Peewee bailed you out. You used it incorrectly because like Biff, you are a retard who would get your ass kicked by a half pint like McFly.



I used the biff line in the first place babosa. LOL shit I would have murdered Mcfly and laughed as I stared at his rotting corpse.

[Melmart1]

YUPPP and ride the little bus......but it has AC so those retards are laughing at all the other kids on a hot summer day.

There is no school during the summer.

[mrsmaalox]

Yes, mijito.

That's how his mom used to tell it to him when she put him on the bus.

[ATRAIN]

There is no school during the summer.



FUCKKKKKKKKK, Well shit you fucked me up there!! :worthy:

[ATRAIN]

That's how his mom used to tell it to him when she put him on the bus.



Hey MAALOX no one was fucking talking to you. Don't you get it???

[peewee's lovechild]

There is no school during the summer.

They still put the retards in the bus just so they can think they're still going to school.

But, it only goes around the block.

A-Maalox had fun with that during his childhood summers.

[Melmart1]

I used the biff line in the first place babosa. LOL shit I would have murdered Mcfly and laughed as I stared at his rotting corpse.

Yeah, you used it in the first place because like him, you don't know the actual line. I bet you tell people to make like a banana and cut yourself in half.

[ATRAIN]

Damn Mel owned me almost as bad as the time that Kori PWNED mel.

[ATRAIN]

Yeah, you used it in the first place because like him, you don't know the actual line. I bet you tell people to make like a banana and cut yourself in half.



Actually future Biff told him the real line in part 2, so yes I did know it.

[ATRAIN]

They still put the retards in the bus just so they can think they're still going to school.

But, it only goes around the block.

A-Maalox had fun with that during his childhood summers.



hahaha you bastard

[Melmart1]

Damn Mel owned me almost as bad as the time that Kori PWNED mel.

When you have no comeback, resort to bringing up what someone else did instead. I guess mrsmatlock is rubbing off on you in more ways than one.

[mrsmaalox]

They still put the retards in the bus just so they can think they're still going to school.

But, it only goes around the block.

A-Maalox had fun with that during his childhood summers.

Should call him MaaloxTrain. I like that better. :D

[florige]

Mel what Patron do you drink?

[peewee's lovechild]

Yeah, you used it in the first place because like him, you don't know the actual line. I bet you tell people to make like a banana and cut yourself in half.

:lmao

[ATRAIN]

Should call him MaaloxTrain. I like that better. :D



Of course you do you fucking whore.

[peewee's lovechild]

I just got a PM from mrsmatlock that she's got pictoral evidence of ATRAIN's supposed manhood.

She says that he's one hairy son of a bitch.

That it looks like a cocktail weine in a grassy patch.

[Melmart1]

Mel what Patron do you drink?

Whatever people buy me.

[ATRAIN]

I just got a PM from mrsmatlock that she's got pictoral evidence of ATRAIN's supposed manhood.

She says that he's one hairy son of a bitch.

That it looks like a cocktail weine in a grassy patch.


hahahah no such picture exists, but from what I heard you have sent yours out to several females Matlock included.

[mrsmaalox]

I just got a PM from mrsmatlock that she's got pictoral evidence of ATRAIN's supposed manhood.

She says that he's one hairy son of a bitch.

That it looks like a cocktail weine in a grassy patch.

Have you ever seen a billy goat from behind? (How silly of me, of course you have!) He's kinda like that.

[florige]

Whatever people buy me.



I wish someone would buy me Patron as expensive as a pint of that is.

[ATRAIN]

Have you ever seen a billy goat from behind? (How silly of me, of course you have!) He's kinda like that.

You fucking wish I would have sent you a picture you desperate fucking whore.

[peewee's lovechild]

hahahah no such picture exists, but from what I heard you have sent yours out to several females Matlock included.

You just got outed by mrsmatlock on post #2091.

[ATRAIN]

You just got outed by mrsmatlock on post #2091.

and why would anyone believe that whore, she is just trying to divert the ass kicking away from her.

[Melmart1]

I wish someone would buy me Patron as expensive as a pint of that is.

Maybe if you would go out and socialize instead of wacking off to RedTube all the time, you would find people who would care enough to buy you things.

[peewee's lovechild]

and why would anyone believe that whore, she is just trying to divert the ass kicking away from her.

She's got proof of your grassy knoll.

[ATRAIN]

So matlock if you have a picture of me......post it.

[Melmart1]

She's got proof of your grassy knoll.

So does his boyfriend. They have been dating since they were in the sixth grade.

[mrsmaalox]

You just got outed by mrsmatlock on post #2091.

I can't see his responses unless you quote him, but he's blowing a gasket right? :lol

[Melmart1]

I can't see his responses unless you quote him, but he's blowing a gasket right? :lol

Yeah, like we really believe you have him on ignore. :rolleyes You hang on his every word like his nutsack hangs on his hairy scrotum.

[ATRAIN]

Maybe if you would go out and socialize instead of wacking off to RedTube all the time, you would find people who would care enough to buy you things.



LMAO rubbing it out in the cruiser.

[peewee's lovechild]

So matlock if you have a picture of me......post it.

She sent this:

http://img123.imageshack.us/img123/471/059knollei7.jpg

[ATRAIN]

Yeah, like we really believe you have him on ignore. :rolleyes You hang on his every word like his nutsack hangs on his hairy scrotum.



Ha the stupid cunt "blocked me" fucking yeah right she did. I would be so lucky.

[ATRAIN]

She sent this:

http://img123.imageshack.us/img123/471/059knollei7.jpg



thats a pretty thick nub

[Melmart1]

Are those brown clumps on the bottom crabs?

[mrsmaalox]

Are those brown clumps on the bottom crabs?

No it's shit.

[ATRAIN]

Are those brown clumps on the bottom crabs?



Fuck that would suck to have crabs that big.

[Melmart1]

No it's shit.

Then stop giving him blumpkins, you nasty whore.

[mrsmaalox]

Is this Atrain or Peewee? :vomit:

http://wbab.com/images/morningshow/hairyass.jpg

[peewee's lovechild]

Are those brown clumps on the bottom crabs?

It's a new breed of crabs.

Crabus San Benitus.

[peewee's lovechild]

mrsmatlock's picture of a sleeping ATRAIN is disturbing.

[Melmart1]

It's a new breed of crabs.

Crabus San Benitus.

I hear the only known source of Crabus San Benitus in North America is Snatchus Matloxus.

[ATRAIN]

mrsmatlock's picture of a sleeping ATRAIN is disturbing.



yeah I can tell you thats not me..........now Jman I would say there is a possibility. We have all see the shitstache.

[peewee's lovechild]

I hear the only known source of Crabus San Benitus in North America is Snatchus Matloxus.

:lmao
:rollin

[mrsmaalox]

mrsmatlock's picture of a sleeping ATRAIN is disturbing.

I'm not sure it's him. You guys could be related.

[ATRAIN]

I'm not sure it's him. You guys could be related.

The dumb whore might have a point, we are both from the valley and you know how everyone is related some how or another down there. That might explain why I felt compelled not to pay you on our bet. POS WE ARE FAMILY HOLMES.

[Melmart1]

:lmao
:rollin

I'm glad someone likes my jokes today.

I was beginning to think they were tripping on deaf eyes [/Atranny messing up a phrase again]

[ATRAIN]

I'm glad someone likes my jokes today.

I was beginning to think they were tripping on deaf eyes [/Atranny messing up a phrase again]

I wasnt wrong your just not on my level to understand. Pee wee got it, you could learn something from pee wee.

[Melmart1]

I wasnt wrong your just not on my level to understand. Pee wee got it, you could learn something from pee wee.

Like how to make you my bitch? Yeah, I think I will ask him to teach me how to do that. Maybe we could discuss it over sushi?

[peewee's lovechild]

Like how to make you my bitch? Yeah, I think I will ask him to teach me how to do that. Maybe we could discuss it over sushi?

Toro sushi!!!

I love that stuff.

[peewee's lovechild]

I wasnt wrong your just not on my level to understand. Pee wee got it, you could learn something from pee wee.

I got that your a retard that fucks 60 year old vaginas . . . and your sisters too.

[ATRAIN]

Like how to make you my bitch? Yeah, I think I will ask him to teach me how to do that. Maybe we could discuss it over sushi?

I am no ones bitch.......havent you learned that yet?

[peewee's lovechild]

The dumb whore might have a point, we are both from the valley and you know how everyone is related some how or another down there. That might explain why I felt compelled not to pay you on our bet. POS WE ARE FAMILY HOLMES.

I have no family in that asshole of the universe known as San Benito.

[ATRAIN]

Hey someone quote this so Maalox can see it......
Hey you dumb cunt, keep me blocked. Maybe it will keep you from e-stalking me. Oh yeah and dont PM me asking me to stop ragging on you. Deal with it.

[ATRAIN]

I have no family in that asshole of the universe known as San Benito.



If San Benito is the asshole then Brownsville is the shit that we produce.

[Melmart1]

If San Benito is the asshole then Brownsville is the shit that we produce.

Leave it to someone from the Valley to use the word "produce" in a sentence meant to be an insult. Buncha naranja-harvesting motherfuckers.

[peewee's lovechild]

Atrain is Mel's bitch again.

[ashbeeigh]

Atrain is Mel's bitch again.

all is well in the world., again.

[ATRAIN]

Atrain is Mel's bitch again.

LOL it takes more than one day back to accomplish that.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Hey someone quote this so Maalox can see it......
Hey you dumb cunt, keep me blocked. Maybe it will keep you from e-stalking me. Oh yeah and dont PM me asking me to stop ragging on you. Deal with it.wow a bit of irony here on a couple of levels, but oh well.

[florige]

Leave it to someone from the Valley to use the word "produce" in a sentence meant to be an insult. Buncha naranja-harvesting motherfuckers.


Hey Mel are you gonna post a bravatar to help the Spurs out this series? God knows we need all the help we can get.

[mrsmaalox]

wow a bit of irony here on a couple of levels, but oh well.

Oh Viva you are soooo helpful!! :lol

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Oh Viva you are soooo helpful!! :lolhe asked someone to repost it. i did.

[mrsmaalox]

he asked someone to repost it. i did.

And I thank you! :)

[midgetonadonkey]

My latest musical obsession.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o6kD2Jlz_M8

[midgetonadonkey]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KaFCqGCJao8

[CuckingFunt]

This place is getting it's respectibility back.

Hush yourself. Self-promotion is the death of The Quattro.

Every time people start talking about how good this place is/should be/used to be/is no longer, that's when it all gets fucked up. Just let it exist without the pressure.

[CuckingFunt]

A set up that drinking here thing again so Mel can put her money where her mouth is.

Mel and I were the only ones who lasted more than a couple of hours. The Quattro is made up of pussies who can't hold their liquor.

[CuckingFunt]

Why so all you boys can puss out and leave me and Funt in here alone? :rolleyes

Not that there's anything wrong with that. :eyebrows

[Melmart1]

Not that there's anything wrong with that. :eyebrows

haha, true. :eyebrows

[midgetonadonkey]

Mel and I were the only ones who lasted more than a couple of hours. The Quattro is made up of pussies who can't hold their liquor.

My absense was not due to my inability to hold my liquor.

[CuckingFunt]

My absense was not due to my inability to hold my liquor.

Suuuuuuuuuuuure.

[to21]

Awwww..........

1/2 lesbian love in the quattro again.

[Melmart1]

Your girl said you were denied that night. Try another story.

[to21]

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[ATRAIN]

My absense was not due to my inability to hold my liquor.


Same here and Mel knows it.

[to21]

If you guys have another.....I'm in.

I'm jus' looking for a reason to get shit-faced. Other than the hundreds I already use.

The goose and patron have been in the freeze too long.

[mrsmaalox]

If you guys have another.....I'm in.

I'm jus' looking for a reason to get shit-faced. Other than the hundreds I already use.

The goose and patron have been in the freeze too long.

What happened to your monkey? He looks angrier.

[to21]

What happened to your monkey? He looks angrier.He's been spanked too many times.

[mrsmaalox]

He's been spanked too many times.

Ahhhh :lol

[midgetonadonkey]

Suuuuuuuuuuuure.

It's true. Ask SilBlack.

[Melmart1]

It's true. Ask SilBlack.

As I already said, she said you were denied.

[midgetonadonkey]

As I already said, she said you were denied.

The only thing I was denied that night was the back door.

[CuckingFunt]

Dammit! Where's my mail?

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

Why so all you boys can puss out and leave me and Funt in here alone? :rolleyes


I was here.

I just had other things to attend to...

[ATRAIN]

Dammit! Where's my mail?

Your PM?

[CuckingFunt]

Your PM?

No. Actual mail.

I got an early present.

:downspin:

[Melmart1]

I was here.

I just had other things to attend to...

What the HELL is that in your avatar?

[CuckingFunt]

I'm happy Mel is back, for the record. I forgot to mention that earlier.

[Melmart1]

I'm happy Mel is back, for the record. I forgot to mention that earlier.

Eh, I am sick and felt cranky, so nothing like coming in here and letting off some steam. Not sure how long it will continue for. If the Spurs lose tonight I will be drowining my sorrows in the newest microbrew I found at the market and I will be in here posting more nonsense.

Let's hope for a Spurs win! :flag:

[midgetonadonkey]

Sarah Jessica Parker is a sex goddess.

That is the most retarded statement you have ever made. Sarah Jessica Parker is a fucking disgusting old hag. But I guess now I can understand why you would think a disgusting old hag is a sex goddess being how you wanted to fuck mallox.

[midgetonadonkey]

There is no way anyone can think this is attractive.

http://tressedoutcelebs.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/sarah_jessica_parker.jpg

[midgetonadonkey]

Yup, a real sex goddess.

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/03_03/Sarah180308WIRE_468x622.jpg

[Silver21_Black20]

*yawn*

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

What the HELL is that in your avatar?

Look at the image filename.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

Look at the image filename.

-Right click-

-Save File As-

Eh?

:rollin

I changed it.

[ShoogarBear]

I think Cranium is a Shagia troll that is trying to flirt with pee wee like always.

You really don't know who Cranium is?

[tlongII]

There is no way anyone can think this is attractive.

http://tressedoutcelebs.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/sarah_jessica_parker.jpg

I'd hit it.

[tlongII]

Yup, a real sex goddess.

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/03_03/Sarah180308WIRE_468x622.jpg

I'd still hit it.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

-Right click-

-Save File As-

Eh?

:rollin

I changed it.

Actually, since I had bit... I checked the file properties.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

Actually, since I had bit... I checked the file properties.

I haven't ruled out the possibility that it is indeed the brown girl.

[marini martini]

I'd hit it.:toast:toast

She looks like my daughter:toast

[midgetonadonkey]

I'd hit it.

You hit dirty vietnamese whores. Your opinions mean shit.

[ShoogarBear]

Eh, I am sick and felt cranky,

Whose crank?

[mrsmaalox]

I need alcohol NOW

[ashbeeigh]

If I threw shit I would be throwing it now.

[Melmart1]

GO PISTONS :depressed

[ShoogarBear]

If I threw shit I would be throwing it now.

Why don't you throw that bra off?

[mrsmaalox]

GO PISTONS :depressed

Yep

[CuckingFunt]

Why don't you throw that bra off?

Dude... that's ashbeeigh you're talking to. Come on, now.

[mrsmaalox]

Why don't you throw that bra off?

You know, I always thought Samikey was the most opportunistic guy here, but I'm beginning to wonder if I may be mistaken! :lol

[ShoogarBear]

Dude... that's ashbeeigh you're talking to. Come on, now.

Well, now that you're here . . .

[samikeyp]

You know, I always thought Samikey was the most opportunistic guy here, but I'm beginning to wonder if I may be mistaken! :lol

Well I am, but Shoog is pretty close. :)

[ShoogarBear]

You know, I always thought Samikey was the most opportunistic guy here, but I'm beginning to wonder if I may be mistaken! :lol

I see a contest opportunity here.

[ashbeeigh]

:lmao Geezus. I actually have avatars off so had y'all not mentioned it I would have forgot I had it up.

[mrsmaalox]

Well I am, but Shoog is pretty close. :)

That was fast, did your ears buzz or something?

[florige]

Somebody please set up that drinking thing now please!!!!:bang:bang:bang:bang:bang:bang:bang:bang :bang:bang:bang

[ShoogarBear]

Oh, and not me vs. mikey, either.

[CuckingFunt]

Well, now that you're here . . .

Okay...

Done.

Thrilling, ain't it?

[ShoogarBear]

:lmao Geezus. I actually have avatars off so had y'all not mentioned it I would have forgot I had it up.

I never have had that problem.

[ShoogarBear]

Okay...

Done.

Thrilling, ain't it?

Could you pick up that pencil, please?

[samikeyp]

Oh, and not me vs. mikey, either.

No. Got too much respect for the Bear.

Shoog is possibly the coolest guy on the boards.

[tlongII]

Like a sound you hear
That lingers in your ear
But you can't forget
From sundown to sunset
It's all in the air
You hear it everywhere
No matter what you do
It's gonna grab a hold on you
California soul, California soul

They say the sun comes up every morning
And if you listen oh so carefully
The winds that ride on the high time
Whistle in melody
And so the people started to sing
And that's how the surf gave birth untold
To California soul, California soul

When you hear the beat
You wanna pat your feet
And you've got to move cause
It's really such a groove
Puts a brand new kind of thinkin' in your mind
And you can't go wrong
Cause you're groovin' all day long
California soul, California soul

They had the melody and the beat
But it still didn't seem complete
Until they saw two lovers kissin
They knew just what was missin
So happy they were rockin and reelin
Because that added that lovin feeling
To California soul, California soul
Like a sound you hear
That lingers in your ear

[samikeyp]

That was fast, did your ears buzz or something?

I just knew you were talking about me. :toast

[mrsmaalox]

Oh, and not me vs. mikey, either.

Too bad. I was thinking there would be some awesome challenges, kinda like Survivor

[florige]

GO PISTONS :depressed



Detroit can't beat LA. Boston can though if Doc Rivers doesn't fuck it up whick is highly possible. Phil Jackson would coach rings around Flip. Especially with Billups being hurt! No chance.

[ashbeeigh]

I never have had that problem.

Forgetting my bravatar is up? Or what?

[ShoogarBear]

Oh, there would be awesome challenges.

Just not me vs. mikey.

And would you mind picking up that pencil over there?

[tlongII]

Detroit can't beat Boston, much less LA.

[ShoogarBear]

Forgetting my bravatar is up? Or what?

Forgetting that I had it up.

Never mind. If I have to explain it, it was too far a reach.

[CuckingFunt]

Forgetting my bravatar is up? Or what?

Good lord. That one was easy.

[ShoogarBear]

Well, I see y'all have tidied up this place a bit. And what's this? New window fixtures?

[ashbeeigh]

Forgetting that I had it up.

Never mind. If I have to explain it, it was too far a reach.

:lol it was a bit of a reach. I smiled once i got it.

[mrsmaalox]

Oh, there would be awesome challenges.

Just not me vs. mikey.

And would you mind picking up that pencil over there?

Oooh so smoove; I picture you with a Courvoisier in hand

[ShoogarBear]

:lol it was a bit of a reach. I smiled once i got it.

So do they all.

[florige]

Now I have to go to work and hear shit from these LA bandwagon fuckers!!!!:bang:bang:bang

[ShoogarBear]

Oooh so smoove; I picture you with a Courvoisier in hand

In one hand, anyway.

[ShoogarBear]

Now I have to go to work and hear shit from these LA bandwagon fuckers!!!!:bang:bang:bang

You have a gun, right? Shoot them.

[ShoogarBear]

And who the hell told Mel she could come back? Bitch, this ain't your house!

[mrsmaalox]

Now I have to go to work and hear shit from these LA bandwagon fuckers!!!!:bang:bang:bang

But not tonight right? Then pop open a Tequiza or whatever it is you drink----knock yourself out!

[florige]

You have a gun, right? Shoot them.


I would except they do too!:bang

[ShoogarBear]

I would except they do too!:bang

In the back, then.

[CuckingFunt]

I would except they do too!:bang

Doesn't matter, if you're fast enough.

[florige]

But not tonight right? Then pop open a Tequiza or whatever it is you drink----knock yourself out!


Yeah I work tonight. But if I didn;t it wouldn't be no Tequiza's thats for damn sure. More like a pint of something...

[ShoogarBear]

Doesn't matter, if you're fast enough.

I like my way better.

[mrsmaalox]

Quit pounding your head, you're gonna get a concussion

[CuckingFunt]

Quit pounding your head


Apparently, defeat brings out the un/intentional entendre in Spurs fans.

[samikeyp]

And who the hell told Mel she could come back? Bitch, this ain't your house!

This is always Mel's house.

[ShoogarBear]

Apparently, defeat brings out the un/intentional entendre in Spurs fans.

I purposely passed that one up.

And from what I read, defeat brings out nothing from you.

[samikeyp]

Apparently, defeat brings out the un/intentional entendre in Spurs fans.

Consider the source. One does not represent all. :)

[CuckingFunt]

I purposely passed that one up.

And from what I read, defeat brings out nothing from you.

I'm a Kings fan. I'm used to it.

[ShoogarBear]

I'm a Kings fan. I'm used to it.

*sigh*
http://www.playboy.com/blog/upload/2008/02/feet-761353.jpg

[florige]

Consider the source. One does not represent all. :)


I'm pissed we lost so what...

[mrsmaalox]

Apparently, defeat brings out the un/intentional entendre in Spurs fans.

Not the defeat, it's the Tanqueray

[samikeyp]

I'm pissed we lost so what...

Good because I wasn't referring to you.

[CuckingFunt]

*sigh*


Yeah. I got it. I just ignored it.

[NASpurs]

Can you take off your saggy tits already? The Spurs lost and if your sag bags come off, then it's all worth it.

[ashbeeigh]

Can you take off your saggy tits already? The Spurs lost and if your sag bags come off, then it's all worth it.

She'll get around to it, she's just a little slow at her old age.

[mrsmaalox]

I'm pissed we lost so what...

You should know by now I'm the one with the bullseye on my back

[NASpurs]

She'll get around to it, she's just a little slow at her old age.

I guess it takes time to get your tits off your knees and put them on your shoulder to make a few mouse clicks.

[ashbeeigh]

:whine
ahaha. I just saw that emoticon. How long has that been there?

[mrsmaalox]

Can you take off your saggy tits already? The Spurs lost and if your sag bags come off, then it's all worth it.

Sorry it's stuff like that that keeps em up even longer---turn off your avs

[florige]

Good because I wasn't referring to you.

Sorry dude I am just pissed right now..... Just thinking about what I am in store for in a few minutes....:bang:bang

[marini martini]

Not the defeat, it's the Tanqueray

Sheers Mamma Maalox:toast

[ashbeeigh]

I guess it takes time to get your tits off your knees and put them on your shoulder to make a few mouse clicks.

She should be close enough to the mouse to change her avatar... she's probably hunched over pretty far. Get your act together maalox!

[NASpurs]

Sorry it's stuff like that that keeps em up even longer---turn off your avs

So the only purpose for you having your avatar is out of spite for everyone else instead of its original purpose?

So the only reason you exist is out of spite?

[marini martini]

Sorry dude I am just pissed right now..... Just thinking about what I am in store for in a few minutes....:bang:bang


:makemyday:cop:makemyday

[florige]

You should know by now I'm the one with the bullseye on my back



Don't worry in a few minutes it's gonna be me. Just watch the news in the morning. You might hear something about along the lines of cruiser/station/wreck.

[samikeyp]

Sorry dude I am just pissed right now..... Just thinking about what I am in store for in a few minutes....:bang:bang

Dude....the best way to get through that is beat them to the punch.

Walk up to them and say "hey, great game, good luck to the Lakers in the finals."

They will be stunned and less likely to give you shit.

[NASpurs]

Isn't Mrmaalox in Iraq? What does he think of you showing off your poor excuse for tits on the internet?

[ShoogarBear]

Yes, that will work. Policemen are not much into giving shit, after all.

[mrsmaalox]

Don't worry in a few minutes it's gonna be me. Just watch the news in the morning. You might hear something about along the lines of cruiser/station/wreck.

No don't even joke like that, just go to work and be proud of our Spurs

[ashbeeigh]

maalox is fucking annoying as shit. dear god woman. I am not turning off my avatars just so I don't have to see your nasty ass black bra. I have one of my own I have to look at.

[NASpurs]

Shut the fuck up ashbeeigh. No one cares what you think.

[ashbeeigh]

I'm pulling for the Pistons now...I'll be in Detroit the weekend of the 20th. It would be awesome to be there for the finals.

[ashbeeigh]

Shut the fuck up ashbeeigh. No one cares what you think.

shut the fuck up. You can't just waltz back in here and take this place over.

[florige]

Dude....the best way to get through that is beat them to the punch.

Walk up to them and say "hey, great game, good luck to the Lakers in the finals."

They will be stunned and less likely to give you shit.



That is a good point. But what Shoog said is right on about these fuckers!!! :lol They aren't going to give me a chance to say anything. They are waiting for me, Trust me!!:lol

[marini martini]

That is a good point. But what Shoog said is right on about these fuckers!!! :lol They aren't going to give me a chance to say anything. They are waiting for me, Trust me!!:lol

In Baltimore??? WTF?:whine

[florige]

No don't even joke like that, just go to work and be proud of our Spurs



I was only joking.... I'm not that pissed....:lol

[NASpurs]

buzz buzz

The fly with the big tits is buzzing around me. Probably thinks it's important or something.