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ShoogarBear
06-07-2008, 12:15 PM
Sorry to hear that, Manny.

Viva Las Espuelas
06-07-2008, 12:16 PM
What a downer for a day I was going to Cuerro for a wedding.
There's one r in cuero, honkey!

jman3000
06-07-2008, 12:36 PM
sorry to hear that. sometimes relationships just run their course and there's nowhere left to go but apart.

DisgruntledLionFan#54,927
06-07-2008, 12:56 PM
Better now than later. Still sucks, though.

Bitter and jaded for life.

RashoFan
06-07-2008, 01:07 PM
I don't know where else to put this and since many of you know us I kinda feel like you should know. Jess and I are no longer together. We had an amicable split - no one caught anyone else in bed or anything.

You may continue on as you were

Man, I am sorry to hear that. I do hope you guys will still be friends. Glad it was amicable, I would hate to be "snooty" (sorry could not think of a better word,I am still waking up:wakeup)to either of you two, I like both of you guys imensely.

RashoFan
06-07-2008, 01:08 PM
When the fuck does this thread split again? at post 4000?

RashoFan
06-07-2008, 01:14 PM
I just Borasi's sig in another thread....here it is...
http://img49.imageshack.us/img49/5237/stsweetoddsala400yq6.gif

:rollin:rollin:rollin

Mister Sinister
06-07-2008, 02:02 PM
The Fourth Reich will rise again and we will control all the donuts! A ha ha ha ha ha!

RashoFan
06-07-2008, 04:47 PM
mmmmm donuts mmmmm
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2384/2306283029_3ff842752a.jpg?v=0

Don Quixote
06-07-2008, 05:49 PM
So, is this a joke or not?

I have a hard time taking anything posted in the Quattro seriously.

Remington is the smartest, strongest, most handsome man alive.

RashoFan
06-07-2008, 08:44 PM
Remington is the smartest, strongest, most handsome man alive.

DQ, babe...you should have never commented on RB's looks! The gay remarks will soon be unleashed upon you.

Mister Sinister
06-07-2008, 08:46 PM
DQ, babe...you should have never commented on RB's looks! The gay remarks will soon be unleashed upon you.
Too easy, and in my case, half-hypocritical.

Viva Las Espuelas
06-07-2008, 09:35 PM
birdy num num

Don Quixote
06-07-2008, 09:47 PM
DQ, babe...you should have never commented on RB's looks! The gay remarks will soon be unleashed upon you.

But they are not to be taken seriously, are they ... ?:king

And RashoFan is a babe. If beauty were an Olympic event, she'd take home the gold.

mrsmaalox
06-07-2008, 09:50 PM
But they are not to be taken seriously, are they ... ?:king

And RashoFan is a babe. If beauty were an Olympic event, she'd take home the gold.

They are only taken seriously if there is some way they can be distorted and used against you. You have provided a generous amount of ammo there. :)

Don Quixote
06-07-2008, 09:53 PM
Have your fun.

midgetonadonkey
06-07-2008, 10:31 PM
I had forgotten how brilliant Superbad is.

midgetonadonkey
06-07-2008, 10:41 PM
I told her what time it was. :lmao

RashoFan
06-07-2008, 10:53 PM
I am putting together some pics of San Antonio Landmarks to frame and put on my living room wall....
This is what I got so far and each photo will have its own frame...any suggestions or thought about what I have???
http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c333/RashoFan/ArtworkProject.jpg

midgetonadonkey
06-07-2008, 10:59 PM
You need some pictures of the Southside.

mrsmaalox
06-07-2008, 11:01 PM
That's beautiful. What about the Spurs?

RashoFan
06-07-2008, 11:04 PM
You need some pictures of the Southside.

Okay...pics of what? You need to help a white girl out vato!

RashoFan
06-07-2008, 11:05 PM
That's beautiful. What about the Spurs?

I can do that...pic of the four trophies or the the four banners at AT&T and a collage of the team players...

mrsmaalox
06-07-2008, 11:09 PM
Another neat thing about SA is the military (I think). You could do one of some fighter jets in formation or something---or that Taj Mahal thing at the entrance to Randolph AFB.

midgetonadonkey
06-07-2008, 11:12 PM
Okay...pics of what? You need to help a white girl out vato!

You should go out and take pics of some S. Presa whores and then go around and take pics of the dirty homeless people begging for change outside of the HEB at New Braunsfels and Fair.

RashoFan
06-07-2008, 11:12 PM
Another neat thing about SA is the military (I think). You could do one of some fighter jets in formation or something---or that Taj Mahal thing at the entrance to Randolph AFB.

Good point, but if I do anything military...It will have to be NAVY themed.
Plus the colors in my LR are earthy tones with Sage,Goldenrod,Mosstone and a garnet red.

RashoFan
06-07-2008, 11:14 PM
You should go out and take pics of some S. Presa whores and then go around and take pics of the dirty homeless people begging for change outside of the HEB at New Braunsfels and Fair.

Well shit, you just described some of the people that come into the Plasma center to try and donate...
I'll just take my camera to work on Monday.

mrsmaalox
06-07-2008, 11:17 PM
Well shit, you just described some of the people that come into the Plasma center to try and donate...
I'll just take my camera to work on Monday.

Plasma center? You guys hiring? I'm a nurse, excellent phlebotomy skills---but I don't want to do real nursey-nurse work.

RashoFan
06-08-2008, 12:50 AM
Plasma center? You guys hiring? I'm a nurse, excellent phlebotomy skills---but I don't want to do real nursey-nurse work.

Unfortunately we are not hiring anyone as a "Physcian Substitute"(me and the 3 guys I work with are all Paramedics), but we accept applications for Phlebs all the time and as we the workload increases, we hire more people.

Viva Las Espuelas
06-08-2008, 12:57 AM
excellent phlebotomy skills
that's what i've heard.

mrsmaalox
06-08-2008, 01:01 AM
that's what i've heard.

You want me to stick my fangs into you? :eyebrows

Viva Las Espuelas
06-08-2008, 01:03 AM
You want me to stick my fangs into you? :eyebrowsi have no entry points. only exits.

mrsmaalox
06-08-2008, 01:08 AM
i have no entry points. only exits.

:lmao you are such a dork!!!

Viva Las Espuelas
06-08-2008, 01:11 AM
wolfdork

RashoFan
06-08-2008, 01:12 AM
RashoFan, Viva Las Espuelas, ATRAIN
Wow, the company I keep....

RashoFan
06-08-2008, 01:12 AM
wolfdork

Wolfmoon

Viva Las Espuelas
06-08-2008, 01:13 AM
Wolfmoon
wolfdork

RashoFan
06-08-2008, 01:14 AM
wolfdork

Naw man...Wolfmoon.
Song by Type O Negative...it is bad ass.

Viva Las Espuelas
06-08-2008, 01:16 AM
Naw man...Wolfmoon.
Song by Type O Negative...it is bad ass.i know. plus you didn't give the full title, and that's their best album they've put out. i saw them 2 weeks ago. they rocked. i rolled.

mrsmaalox
06-08-2008, 01:17 AM
Naw man...Wolfmoon.
Song by Type O Negative...it is bad ass.

Whoa, that's trippy. Viva just went to that show last week!!! Freaky.

mrsmaalox
06-08-2008, 01:18 AM
i know. plus you didn't give the full title, and that's their best album they've put out. i saw them 2 weeks ago. they rocked. i rolled.

Don't worry RF; he doesn't give the correct titles of albums either :lol

RashoFan
06-08-2008, 01:19 AM
i know. plus you didn't give the full title, and that's their best album they've put out. i saw them 2 weeks ago. they rocked. i rolled.

Sorry, I only know it as Wolfmoon. 12 Black rainbows and Christian Woman are my favorite songs from them. Where did you see them? I am sure they rocked!What were you rollin???:smokin

Viva Las Espuelas
06-08-2008, 01:23 AM
Don't worry RF; he doesn't give the correct titles of albums either :lol
guess which finger i'm holding up.

RashoFan
06-08-2008, 01:24 AM
Whoa, that's trippy. Viva just went to that show last week!!! Freaky.

Well, I do have my dark moments. The voice of Peter Steele just sends sudders down my spine.

Viva Las Espuelas
06-08-2008, 01:26 AM
Sorry, I only know it as Wolfmoon. 12 Black rainbows and Christian Woman are my favorite songs from them. Where did you see them? I am sure they rocked!What were you rollin???:smokini saw them at The Palladium in Dallas. everything was rollin.

RashoFan
06-08-2008, 01:33 AM
i saw them at The Palladium in Dallas. everything was rollin.

:pctoss
I just saw that they were here on May 28th and I missed the damn show.

Viva Las Espuelas
06-08-2008, 01:36 AM
:pctoss
I just saw that they were here on May 28th and I missed the damn show.yeah. they were at sunset station if i remember correctly. you might not have liked the other 2 bands they came with. Hatebreed and 3 Inches of Blood.

Condemned 2 HelLA
06-08-2008, 03:21 AM
Naw man...Wolfmoon.
Song by Type O Negative...it is bad ass.

I've said it before and I'll say it again:
Carnivore>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Type O Negative.

Condemned 2 HelLA
06-08-2008, 03:27 AM
yeah. they were at sunset station if i remember correctly. you might not have liked the other 2 bands they came with. Hatebreed and 3 Inches of Blood.

Hatebreed suck.
Allfather>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>3 Inches of Blood.

Condemned 2 HelLA
06-08-2008, 03:59 AM
http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f145/3lrin/Orly.gif

Condemned 2 HelLA
06-08-2008, 04:02 AM
http://i188.photobucket.com/albums/z39/d4rkm45t3r/orly.gif

Mister Sinister
06-08-2008, 10:08 AM
'Till all are one!

RashoFan
06-08-2008, 10:32 AM
I've said it before and I'll say it again:
Carnivore>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Type O Negative.

I will have to listen to some Carnivore, but if the singer doesn't have a voice that Peter Steele has , Then I will say Peter Steele >>>>>>>>>>Carnivore.

Viva Las Espuelas
06-08-2008, 01:05 PM
it is peter. its more old school tough guy hardcore

Trainwreck2100
06-08-2008, 01:46 PM
http://i262.photobucket.com/albums/ii90/mywowypopsmofo/imameanbastard-1.jpg

Viva Las Espuelas
06-08-2008, 01:50 PM
Hatebreed suck. their first one is the only one that's good. everyone after that got gayer and gayer.
Allfather>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>3 Inches of Blood. 3 inches i'd never heard before, but they got annoying very quick. it's funny. the singer sounded like king diamond, but looked like grizzly adams.

Viva Las Espuelas
06-08-2008, 01:51 PM
I've said it before and I'll say it again:
Carnivore>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Type O Negative.
apples and oranges.

Condemned 2 HelLA
06-08-2008, 02:47 PM
apples and oranges.

Granted.
It's just always bothered me that Pete Steele wandered off in such a weak musical direction.

Viva Las Espuelas
06-08-2008, 02:52 PM
Granted.
It's just always bothered me that Pete Steele wandered off in such a weak musical direction.
eh. i wouldn't consider it weak.

RashoFan
06-08-2008, 04:30 PM
it is peter. its more old school tough guy hardcore

No shit..then I will have to check it out!

RashoFan
06-08-2008, 04:36 PM
House cleaning can uncover stuff you forgot you had.
I found this old Tshirt I bought in '91. I loved that Tshirt back then. It says:

A Short Guide to Comparative Religions

Taoism: Shit happens.:oops
Buddhism: If shit happens, it’s not really shit.
Islam: If shit happens, it’s the will of Allah.
Protestantism: Shit happens because you don’t work hard enough.:grim:
Judaism: Why does this shit always happen to us?:depressed
Hinduism: This shit happened before.
Catholicism: Shit happens because you’re bad.:devil
Hare Krishna: Shit happens rama rama.
T.V. Evangelism: Send more shit.:bling
Atheism: No shit.:nope
Jehovah’s Witness: Knock knock, shit happens.
Hedonism: There is nothing like a good shit happening.:eyebrows
Christian Science: Shit happens in your mind.
Agnosticism: Maybe shit happens, maybe it doesn’t.:rolleyes
Existentialism: What is shit anyway?:huh
Stoicism: This shit doesn’t bother me.
Rastafarianism: Let’s smoke this shit.:smokin

angel_luv
06-08-2008, 05:09 PM
I know this is a late response. I am having Mouse repair my computer this week, but until then my access is limited.

But just wanted to say to Manny that I was sorry to read about you and Jess and I wish you both all the best. You're both great!

angel_luv
06-08-2008, 05:11 PM
Remington is the smartest, strongest, most handsome man alive.

Finally, you get it. :toast

RashoFan
06-08-2008, 06:22 PM
Finally, you get it. :toast

Be careful...he is trying to woo your Big Sis and the guy you are dating!!!
:wow Ohhhhh!


:rollin

Don Quixote
06-08-2008, 08:00 PM
I didn't know Angel_Luv had a big sister.

But if it would help my chances with Rasho_Fan, then yes, I'll woo Remington.

Rocky Dennis
06-08-2008, 08:40 PM
rgj8DnCzyHg

RashoFan
06-08-2008, 09:04 PM
I didn't know Angel_Luv had a big sister.

But if it would help my chances with Rasho_Fan, then yes, I'll woo Remington.

I am Angel's "Big Sis". We are related through the love for Rasho....
Talk about dysfunctional family!!!:lol

I keed...

Don Quixote
06-08-2008, 09:16 PM
If Rasho Nesterovich is my competition, then I'm no match.

Lemme see ... he's tall, I'm not that tall. He's good-looking, I'm no movie star, but not hideous. He has lots of $$$, me not so much. He has big muscles, I just have muscles.

mrsmaalox
06-08-2008, 09:27 PM
rgj8DnCzyHg

Oh no. I hope no 14 yr olds in my house see this video---my 10 yr old would not appreciate it.

RashoFan
06-08-2008, 09:42 PM
If Rasho Nesterovich is my competition, then I'm no match.

Lemme see ... he's tall, I'm not that tall. He's good-looking, I'm no movie star, but not hideous. He has lots of $$$, me not so much. He has big muscles, I just have muscles.

Yeah well...unfortunately he is married and has a baby boy with a woman who is not me.:depressed

Don Quixote
06-08-2008, 09:48 PM
Well, Baby, you can call me Rasho if it helps. I'll take care of you.

RashoFan
06-08-2008, 10:16 PM
Rasho DQ.

midgetonadonkey
06-08-2008, 10:19 PM
Oh no. I hope no 14 yr olds in my house see this video---my 10 yr old would not appreciate it.

That kid got owned. lol

I want a kid just so I can do that to them.

Don Quixote
06-08-2008, 10:22 PM
I can cook you all kinds of ... um, interesting food. And you can teach me how to say, "this is some messed up **it" in Slovenian. And maybe later, we can have a romantic time together, watching reruns of Knight Rider and drinking a bottle of Thunderbird. Sound fun?

mrsmaalox
06-08-2008, 10:25 PM
That kid got owned. lol

I want a kid just so I can do that to them.

You can borrow one of mine. Just supply your own tape.

mrsmaalox
06-08-2008, 10:28 PM
I can cook you all kinds of ... um, interesting food. And you can teach me how to say, "this is some messed up **it" in Slovenian. And maybe later, we can have a romantic time together, watching reruns of Knight Rider and drinking a bottle of Thunderbird. Sound fun?

Psst DQ: You wanna seal the deal? Tell her you have every album the Monkees made and you will woo her with them!! ;)

ATRAIN
06-08-2008, 10:35 PM
That kid got owned. lol

I want a kid just so I can do that to them.


THAT SHIT WAS FUCKING HILARIOUS

Condemned 2 HelLA
06-08-2008, 10:37 PM
Yeah well...unfortunately he is married and has a baby boy with a woman who is not me.:depressed

Well if it's baby-making practice that you're looking for....
:eyebrows

Don Quixote
06-08-2008, 10:38 PM
Psst DQ: You wanna seal the deal? Tell her you have every album the Monkees made and you will woo her with them!! ;)

Um, okay. What she said!

I do love the oldies. I generally only listen to the oldies and classic rock stations. Only a little modern stuff, and never hip-hop or rap. Is that good enough?

ATRAIN
06-08-2008, 10:46 PM
This isnt a fucking dating thread PM if you must but keep that shit out of here. That goes for you and your loser friends DON QUEER

midgetonadonkey
06-08-2008, 10:48 PM
This isnt a fucking dating thread PM if you must but keep that shit out of here. That goes for you and your loser friends DON QUEER

Although I do agree with this statement, I have to object to your attempt at an insult name for Don Quixote. I think Don Quijoto or Dong Quixote would've been better choices.

marini martini
06-08-2008, 10:53 PM
Um, okay. What she said!

I do love the oldies. I generally only listen to the oldies and classic rock stations. Only a little modern stuff, and never hip-hop or rap. Is that good enough?

NO, NO, NO!:nope Maalox said The Monkees, as in "Hey Hey We're the Monkees"! Listen DQ dude, we don't care what YOU listen to. We're trying to give you a little help with wooing Rasho! Sheesh listen up:bang

ATRAIN
06-08-2008, 10:56 PM
Although I do agree with this statement, I have to object to your attempt at an insult name for Don Quixote. I think Don Quijoto or Dong Quixote would've been better choices.

I liked Don Queef myself but your boy pee wee insisted we call him Don Queer

Don Quixote
06-08-2008, 10:57 PM
This isnt a fucking dating thread PM if you must but keep that poop out of here. That goes for you and your loser friends DON QUEER

Dude, calm down on the roids or the No-Doz or whatever it is you're on. :lol And I thought anything goes in the Quattro!

Don Quixote
06-08-2008, 10:58 PM
NO, NO, NO!:nope Maalox said The Monkees, as in "Hey Hey We're the Monkees"! Listen DQ dude, we don't care what YOU listen to. We're trying to give you a little help with wooing Rasho! Sheesh listen up:bang

I love the Monkees! Who doesn't?

midgetonadonkey
06-08-2008, 10:58 PM
I liked Don Queef myself but your boy pee wee insisted we call him Don Queer

Don't listen to him. He is a very poor insulter. Actually we can extended that one and use Don Queefoite.

midgetonadonkey
06-08-2008, 10:59 PM
All in favor of Don Queefoite say I.

mrsmaalox
06-08-2008, 11:01 PM
Don't listen to him. He is a very poor insulter. Actually we can extended that one and use Don Queefoite.

Peewee is your boy?! He always says you are his boy. Which is it?

Don Quixote
06-08-2008, 11:01 PM
Shut up ... midget ... midget ...

Midget-sized, um, weiner.

ATRAIN
06-08-2008, 11:01 PM
SHUT UP YOU FAG that was lame

CuckingFunt
06-08-2008, 11:04 PM
I liked Don Queef myself but your boy pee wee insisted we call him Don Queer

You lose points for thinking that peewee has the authority to insist anything.

midgetonadonkey
06-08-2008, 11:07 PM
The Legend of Billie Jean is pure cinematic gold.

For an 80's movie at least.

ATRAIN
06-08-2008, 11:07 PM
You lose points for thinking that peewee has the authority to insist anything.


Yeah ok I accept that

marini martini
06-08-2008, 11:08 PM
Don Quijoto or Dong Quixote would've been better choices.

Hmmmmmmmmmmm, I can't decide. These two are pretty good IMO:toast

ATRAIN
06-08-2008, 11:08 PM
The Legend of Billie Jean is pure cinematic gold.

For an 80's movie at least.

FAIR IS FAIR

CuckingFunt
06-08-2008, 11:09 PM
The Legend of Billie Jean is pure cinematic gold.

For an 80's movie at least.

I had such a crush on that girl when I was a kid.

midgetonadonkey
06-08-2008, 11:13 PM
I had such a crush on that girl when I was a kid.

http://www.comictreadmill.com/CTMBlogarchives/2006images/Slater-thumb.jpg

midgetonadonkey
06-08-2008, 11:13 PM
She is hot.

That movie was huge when I grew up because it was filmed in Corpus and some scenes were filmed in Kingsville.

midgetonadonkey
06-08-2008, 11:22 PM
Before I die I want to pistol whip somebody.

midgetonadonkey
06-08-2008, 11:23 PM
That is my new goal in life.

RashoFan
06-08-2008, 11:27 PM
I can cook you all kinds of ... um, interesting food. And you can teach me how to say, "this is some messed up **it" in Slovenian. And maybe later, we can have a romantic time together, watching reruns of Knight Rider and drinking a bottle of Thunderbird. Sound fun?

Reruns of Knight Rider and ThunderBird?? Wow, you really now how to treat a lady...:lol

RashoFan
06-08-2008, 11:28 PM
Psst DQ: You wanna seal the deal? Tell her you have every album the Monkees made and you will woo her with them!! ;)

Hey Now! Don't be sharing...let him find out stuff on his own.

CuckingFunt
06-08-2008, 11:28 PM
After all these years, I still can't decide whether or not I like "Family Guy."

RashoFan
06-08-2008, 11:33 PM
After all these years, I still can't decide whether or not I like "Family Guy."

I agree with you...some episodes are good, others....meh.

RashoFan
06-08-2008, 11:34 PM
I had such a crush on that girl when I was a kid.

Did you crush on the Billie Jean or SuperGirl version of Ms. Slater

RashoFan
06-08-2008, 11:37 PM
Hugh Jackman ala Wolverine is delicious...I want to lick his chest.

mrsmaalox
06-08-2008, 11:39 PM
I thought Helen Slater was adorable in Ruthless People; but for the longest time I thought she was Linda Hamilton or vice versa!

ATRAIN
06-08-2008, 11:44 PM
Before I die I want to pistol whip somebody.



You talking about shenanigans?

TOP-CHERRY
06-08-2008, 11:44 PM
http://bp0.blogger.com/_oeBox0CrktU/R9WpvjIfA-I/AAAAAAAABWc/XR8qp7C1BPI/s400/big%2Bass%2Bspider.jpg

midgetonadonkey
06-08-2008, 11:45 PM
http://bp0.blogger.com/_oeBox0CrktU/R9WpvjIfA-I/AAAAAAAABWc/XR8qp7C1BPI/s400/big%2Bass%2Bspider.jpg

No fucking way.

A TOP-CHERRY sighting.

Where the fuck have you been?

ATRAIN
06-08-2008, 11:46 PM
I thought Helen Slater was adorable in Ruthless People; but for the longest time I thought she was Linda Hamilton or vice versa!

I thought I told you to shut your fucking mouth

ShoogarBear
06-08-2008, 11:48 PM
http://bp0.blogger.com/_oeBox0CrktU/R9WpvjIfA-I/AAAAAAAABWc/XR8qp7C1BPI/s400/big%2Bass%2Bspider.jpg

As CF goes rushing out the door . . .

TOP-CHERRY
06-08-2008, 11:49 PM
As CF goes rushing out the door . . .

I was aiming for msmaalox

ShoogarBear
06-08-2008, 11:50 PM
I was aiming for msmaalox

You might get her as collateral damage. But the big casualty will be the Funt.

midgetonadonkey
06-08-2008, 11:51 PM
I was aiming for msmaalox

So I take it you've been lurking.

TOP-CHERRY
06-08-2008, 11:52 PM
perhaps

RashoFan
06-08-2008, 11:52 PM
http://bp0.blogger.com/_oeBox0CrktU/R9WpvjIfA-I/AAAAAAAABWc/XR8qp7C1BPI/s400/big%2Bass%2Bspider.jpg

Uggh...somebody squash that!
Kill it! Kill it quick!

mrsmaalox
06-08-2008, 11:53 PM
http://bp0.blogger.com/_oeBox0CrktU/R9WpvjIfA-I/AAAAAAAABWc/XR8qp7C1BPI/s400/big%2Bass%2Bspider.jpg

Well there goes my hope of a nice restful sleep tonight!! I'll be up all night checking my covers :(

RashoFan
06-08-2008, 11:54 PM
Hey Farva, what's that restuarant you like?

You talking about shenanigans?

RashoFan
06-08-2008, 11:57 PM
No kidding....having that thing sink it's fangs into you or worse, laying a big wad of baby spiders in your mouth.

midgetonadonkey
06-08-2008, 11:59 PM
No kidding....having that thing sink it's fangs into you or worse, laying a big wad of baby spiders in your mouth.

I'm sure that's no worse than what other wads you had in your mouth.

mrsmaalox
06-09-2008, 12:00 AM
I was aiming for msmaalox

You hit your mark. I threw up a little :vomit:

Condemned 2 HelLA
06-09-2008, 12:01 AM
The wind up.........and the pitch.....


No kidding....having that thing sink it's fangs into you or worse, laying a big wad of baby spiders in your mouth.


I'm sure that's no worse than what other wads you had in your mouth.

It is high....
....it is far....
.....it is......GONE!!!!!
:lmao

CuckingFunt
06-09-2008, 12:03 AM
You might get her as collateral damage. But the big casualty will be the Funt.

Yeah.

Me no likey that post. :depressed

RashoFan
06-09-2008, 12:04 AM
I'm sure that's no worse than what other wads you had in your mouth.

Don't be jealous...PeeWee has never blown his wad in my mouth...he is all yours.

midgetonadonkey
06-09-2008, 12:04 AM
Condemned is the most under rated poster on these boards.

:lmao

mrsmaalox
06-09-2008, 12:13 AM
Don't be jealous...PeeWee has never blown his wad in my mouth...he is all yours.

That's a disturbing visual.

Johnny_Blaze_47
06-09-2008, 12:31 AM
The wind up.........and the pitch.....





It is high....
....it is far....
.....it is......GONE!!!!!
:lmao

http://www.thesunblog.com/sports/lidgepujols.jpg

midgetonadonkey
06-09-2008, 12:41 AM
http://www.thesunblog.com/sports/lidgepujols.jpg


Dude, out all the examples you could've posted you posted that pic.

Fuck you for that.

midgetonadonkey
06-09-2008, 12:41 AM
And fuck Brad Lidge. Fucking pussy.

ShoogarBear
06-09-2008, 01:15 AM
Fuck Brad Lidge.

peewee's lovechild
06-09-2008, 08:31 AM
You can borrow one of mine. Just supply your own tape.

Can I borrow your daughter?

I only need her for just a bit.

ATRAIN
06-09-2008, 08:32 AM
Fucking Brad Lidge!!

ATRAIN
06-09-2008, 08:41 AM
Damn what the fuck happened in here yesterday. Matlock, Rashofan, Angel_luv, and Don Queefote has to be the worst this thread has ever seen. Rocky Dennis, Shoog, and Midge somewhat saved the day with a special guest appearance by Cherry.

Viva Las Espuelas
06-09-2008, 08:46 AM
i think i'll have a little fun
http://www.ivory.org/spiders/araneus.diadematus-7.jpg

Viva Las Espuelas
06-09-2008, 08:47 AM
http://www.sierrallorona.com/images/77.jpg

Viva Las Espuelas
06-09-2008, 08:47 AM
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Viva Las Espuelas
06-09-2008, 08:47 AM
http://www.richard-seaman.com/Insects/Vietnam/Spiders/Highlights/VietnameseWolfSpiderWithEggs.jpg

Viva Las Espuelas
06-09-2008, 08:48 AM
http://www.richard-seaman.com/Insects/Vietnam/Spiders/Highlights/CatTienFunnelWebSpider.jpg

Viva Las Espuelas
06-09-2008, 08:48 AM
woooooooooooooooooo

ATRAIN
06-09-2008, 08:49 AM
LMAO I wonder if that will help get rid of the "flys" we have coming in here. Good call Viva, I still need to go with my dead cat posts.

Viva Las Espuelas
06-09-2008, 08:49 AM
http://www.amnews.com/clay/spiders%201%20blog.jpg

ATRAIN
06-09-2008, 08:50 AM
Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 6 (6 members and 0 guests)
ATRAIN, peewee's lovechild, Don Quixote, Viva Las Espuelas, to21, ashbeeigh

Spurstalk's biggest pussy is back. Your girlfriends aren't here get the fuck out.

peewee's lovechild
06-09-2008, 08:56 AM
Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 6 (6 members and 0 guests)
ATRAIN, peewee's lovechild, Don Quixote, Viva Las Espuelas, to21, ashbeeigh

Spurstalk's biggest pussy is back. Your girlfriends aren't here get the fuck out.


Fucking cock sucking faggot pedo preacher admitted that he was attracted to Angel's boyfriend.

ATRAIN
06-09-2008, 08:59 AM
Its bad when Shagia thinks your a fag!!

ashbeeigh
06-09-2008, 09:07 AM
fuck. I think I broke my toe this weekend.

CuckingFunt
06-09-2008, 09:09 AM
A broken toe is nothing. Tape it up and keep on going.

ashbeeigh
06-09-2008, 09:11 AM
A broken toe is nothing. Tape it up and keep on going.

This is what I said two days ago, now I can hardly move my foot. So, it's off to the doctor in two hours.

Viva Las Espuelas
06-09-2008, 09:17 AM
fuck. I think I broke my toe this weekend.did your bra strap break?

mrsmaalox
06-09-2008, 09:17 AM
Viva you suck. Just wait. And I'm assuming you posted those terrifying, nauseating beasts with your special little posting tool?!

Viva Las Espuelas
06-09-2008, 09:19 AM
Viva you suck. when they are supple. Just wait. And I'm assuming you posted those terrifying, nauseating beasts with your special little posting tool?! never assume

mrsmaalox
06-09-2008, 09:21 AM
Why not? You're perv enough.

ashbeeigh
06-09-2008, 09:28 AM
did your bra strap break?

How would breaking my brastrap break my toe?

Viva Las Espuelas
06-09-2008, 09:31 AM
How would breaking my brastrap break my toe?gravity

mrsmaalox
06-09-2008, 09:35 AM
Can I borrow your daughter?

I only need her for just a bit.

I'll prep her for you: "Honey, it'll be over in the blink of an eye" or "You won't even know it's happening" or "You won't feel a thing"

ATRAIN
06-09-2008, 09:55 AM
Ill pay someone to send over a few Trojans (and not the condoms) to maalox's computers..........any takers? A few worms (and not the bugs) will be fine as well. Just anything that will fry out her hard drives.

Silver21_Black20
06-09-2008, 10:10 AM
So ... what's going on in this here thread?

Don Quixote
06-09-2008, 10:10 AM
This thread looks inviting. I think I'll stay.

ATRAIN
06-09-2008, 10:12 AM
This thread looks inviting. I think I'll stay.

Of course you are because just like your female buddy you dont know when your not wanted. Why would you want to stay there are no little boys in here........well unless you count Shagia and I hear he is your cup o tea.

Don Quixote
06-09-2008, 10:13 AM
Well, I hardly count your opinion as anything significant.

Yep, I think I'll stay right here. Pull up a chair. Have lunch, even.

ATRAIN
06-09-2008, 10:14 AM
So ... what's going on in this here thread?

Nothing good since you left but always nice to have you back. Afterall your boy Midge can;t regulate on his own.

peewee's lovechild
06-09-2008, 10:15 AM
I'll prep her for you: "Honey, it'll be over in the blink of an eye" or "You won't even know it's happening" or "You won't feel a thing"

Hey, as long as I get mine.

ATRAIN
06-09-2008, 10:15 AM
Well, I hardly count your opinion as anything significant.

Yep, I think I'll stay right here. Pull up a chair. Have lunch, even.

Its not just my opinion.

Silver21_Black20
06-09-2008, 10:15 AM
Nothing good since you left but always nice to have you back. Afterall your boy Midge can;t regulate on his own.

I left? When did this happen?

peewee's lovechild
06-09-2008, 10:16 AM
So ... what's going on in this here thread?

matlock and ATRAIN still need to fuck to let the aggression out.

Don Queer is a pedo precher who's trying to fuck Angel's new boyfriend.

Aaaand, that's about it.

ATRAIN
06-09-2008, 10:17 AM
I left? When did this happen?

Well you have been on hiatus, thats a better word. Just to let you know 1Billups1 hasnt been around :(.

peewee's lovechild
06-09-2008, 10:17 AM
This thread looks inviting. I think I'll stay.

Why?

Did you see pictures of preteen boys showing their goods?

That would be the only reason you would stay.

ATRAIN
06-09-2008, 10:18 AM
matlock and ATRAIN still need to fuck to let the aggression out.

Don Queer is a pedo precher who's trying to fuck Angel's new boyfriend.

Aaaand, that's about it.

Why you fucked her and the agression got worse. Plus why would I fuck someone that I hate. On that note

http://media.weeklyshot.org/images/source/c83c7f24bc059aea30db9d80819af6d5.jpg

peewee's lovechild
06-09-2008, 10:18 AM
ATRAIN want to fuck matlock in a bed of dead kitties.

Don Quixote
06-09-2008, 10:19 AM
Its not just my opinion.

Maybe not, but even with the opinions of your imaginary friends, it doesn't amount to much. At least not to me. But do go ahead and vent, blow off some of your feminine rage, whatever. :toast

I'll start getting worried when I see a meth head outside my house looking to rumble. :lol

Viva Las Espuelas
06-09-2008, 10:19 AM
Why you fucked her and the agression got worse. Plus why would I fuck someone that I hate. On that note

http://media.weeklyshot.org/images/source/c83c7f24bc059aea30db9d80819af6d5.jpg
a new low.

ATRAIN
06-09-2008, 10:19 AM
ATRAIN want to fuck matlock in a bed of dead kitties.



LMAO well it would be fitting considering her Pussy is death itself.

ATRAIN
06-09-2008, 10:20 AM
Maybe not, but even with the opinions of your imaginary friends, it doesn't amount to much. At least not to me. But do go ahead and vent, blow off some of your feminine rage, whatever. :toast

I'll start getting worried when I see a meth head outside my house looking to rumble. :lol

Just tell me where you live.

ATRAIN
06-09-2008, 10:20 AM
A new low.........I think not

http://k41.pbase.com/u8/gero/large/26676.cat.jpg

Don Quixote
06-09-2008, 10:21 AM
Just tell me where you live.

New Orleans. You?

mrsmaalox
06-09-2008, 10:21 AM
a new low.

Oh I'm sure he can sink lower than that...

ATRAIN
06-09-2008, 10:22 AM
New Orleans. You?


Next time I go visit that shithole ill make sure and look you up.

Silver21_Black20
06-09-2008, 10:23 AM
I don't know ... I'm ok with Don Quixote being in this thread.

ATRAIN
06-09-2008, 10:24 AM
http://www.emailgoodies.faketrix.com/content/pix/signs/original-files/funny-sign-free-dead-cat-on-highway.jpg

LMAO Thats just too awesome!!

Don Quixote
06-09-2008, 10:24 AM
Next time I go visit that shithole ill make sure and look you up.

You do that. Then, and maybe then, will I begin to worry. A little bit. :toast

Silver21_Black20
06-09-2008, 10:26 AM
http://www.emailgoodies.faketrix.com/content/pix/signs/original-files/funny-sign-free-dead-cat-on-highway.jpg

LMAO Thats just too awesome!!

Pics aren't coming out.

Viva Las Espuelas
06-09-2008, 10:26 AM
A new low.........I think not

http://k41.pbase.com/u8/gero/large/26676.cat.jpg
dude. why don't you get over it already. it's very childish to cry after you get shot down and repeatedly play this "please leave me alone" game while you do what you do. it's a very clear observation. i know this is "the quattro", but your quattroisms seem to be overflowing......and there's no need to PM me to "ask me why i think that". case closed.

Silver21_Black20
06-09-2008, 10:29 AM
Anyone play this game before?

http://www.bubbleshooter.net/

It is addicting. I play it a lot when it is slow at work.

peewee's lovechild
06-09-2008, 10:29 AM
I don't know ... I'm ok with Don Quixote being in this thread.

That's because you're a faggot.

peewee's lovechild
06-09-2008, 10:30 AM
Anyone play this game before?

http://www.bubbleshooter.net/

It is addicting. I play it a lot when it is slow at work.

We need to send more dead people your way.

Viva Las Espuelas
06-09-2008, 10:30 AM
Anyone play this game before?

http://www.bubbleshooter.net/

It is addicting. I play it a lot when it is slow at work.i love those type games. i can buy a $60 new release, but always waste more time on these type games. :bang

Silver21_Black20
06-09-2008, 10:31 AM
That's because you're a faggot.

Dude .... seriously, Shut the Fuck up!!

mrsmaalox
06-09-2008, 10:33 AM
We need to send more dead people your way.

She works in a morgue? That's very cool.

Silver21_Black20
06-09-2008, 10:33 AM
i love those type games. i can buy a $60 new release, but always waste more time on these type games. :bang

I've beat it twice.

Silver21_Black20
06-09-2008, 10:33 AM
She works in a morgue? That's very cool.

Not quite.

mrsmaalox
06-09-2008, 10:34 AM
i love those type games. i can buy a $60 new release, but always waste more time on these type games. :bang

I just took a peek at that one and it looks extremely addicting. I can never allow myself to go there again.

mrsmaalox
06-09-2008, 10:34 AM
Not quite.

Funeral home?

Silver21_Black20
06-09-2008, 10:36 AM
Funeral home?

Gawd no!

ATRAIN
06-09-2008, 10:37 AM
dude. why don't you get over it already. it's very childish to cry after you get shot down and repeatedly play this "please leave me alone" game while you do what you do. it's a very clear observation. i know this is "the quattro", but your quattroisms seem to be overflowing......and there's no need to PM me to "ask me why i think that". case closed.

Got shot down.......your caught up in her web of lies as well. How sad guess mel was right, you have become one of the girls.

mrsmaalox
06-09-2008, 10:40 AM
Gawd no!

Old folks home? No I guess they're only half way dead there.

Silver21_Black20
06-09-2008, 10:41 AM
Got shot down.......your caught up in her web of lies as well. How sad guess mel was right, you have become one of the girls.

Since Mel isn't in the thread at the moment, maybe you should leave her name out of your conversation.

I'm just sayin'

Silver21_Black20
06-09-2008, 10:41 AM
Old folks home? No I guess they're only half way dead there.

:lol No.

Viva Las Espuelas
06-09-2008, 10:42 AM
Gawd no!i heard the people in that profession make quite a bit of grip. i've overcome the whole death thing, but i don't know if i could do that day in and day out. a friend of mine's parents back in high school used to work at a funeral home. apparently you have to de-gas the bodies when you get them ready. well they didn't de-gas this guy all the way and one night it just sat up on it's own and started moaning while his dad was in the room. prime time for new underwear.

mrsmaalox
06-09-2008, 10:44 AM
:lol No.

Okay. Do you work in a research lab harvesting organs?!

Silver21_Black20
06-09-2008, 10:44 AM
i heard the people in that profession make quite a bit of grip. i've overcome the whole death thing, but i don't know if i could do that day in and day out. a friend of mine's parents back in high school used to work at a funeral home. apparently you have to de-gas the bodies when you get them ready. well they didn't de-gas this guy all the way and one night it just sat up on it's own and started moaning while his dad was in the room. prime time for new underwear.

The whole death thing really doesn't bother me. I just emotionally remove myself from the situation. You kinda have to, if not I'd go nuts.

Silver21_Black20
06-09-2008, 10:45 AM
Okay. Do you work in a research lab harvesting organs?!

How long are you going to keep guessing? lol

peewee's lovechild
06-09-2008, 10:50 AM
Dude .... seriously, Shut the Fuck up!!

Fag.

mrsmaalox
06-09-2008, 10:50 AM
How long are you going to keep guessing? lol

Until you tell me!!!! These guessing games drive me nuts! No really, whatever this mystery job is, it sounds interesting. I worked ICU for quite a while so I know what you mean about detaching yourself from it all. I had one nursing instructor who used to say "If you let a little piece of you die, every time you deal with death, there ain't gonna be anything left for your loved ones". Made sense to me.

Silver21_Black20
06-09-2008, 10:53 AM
Fag.

Ok. I won't be mean to you. Wouldn't want you running to midge to make me stop being mean to you.

peewee's lovechild
06-09-2008, 11:10 AM
Ok. I won't be mean to you. Wouldn't want you running to midge to make me stop being mean to you.

It wouldn't make a difference anyway.
You've cut off his balls.

He's as useless as a midget's penis.

peewee's lovechild
06-09-2008, 11:11 AM
God damn it!!!

Fuck!!!

Someone cut off my Sirius connection.

midgetonadonkey
06-09-2008, 11:13 AM
God damn it!!!

Fuck!!!

Someone cut off my Sirius connection.

:lmao

peewee's lovechild
06-09-2008, 11:14 AM
Asshole.

Silver21_Black20
06-09-2008, 11:14 AM
It wouldn't make a difference anyway.
You've cut off his balls.

He's as useless as a midget's penis.

Useless to who? I hope not useless to you. Hmmm .... :nope

peewee's lovechild
06-09-2008, 11:16 AM
Useless to who? I hope not useless to you. Hmmm .... :nope

You should know just how useless it it.

But, I was being general.

I have no interest in Midge's junk.

ATRAIN
06-09-2008, 11:16 AM
:lmao



LMAO NICEEEEEEEEE

midgetonadonkey
06-09-2008, 11:16 AM
And what the fuck do you mean your Sirius connection?

peewee's lovechild
06-09-2008, 11:16 AM
I miss my Sirius connection.

peewee's lovechild
06-09-2008, 11:16 AM
And what the fuck do you mean your Sirius connection?

Well, the connection that is available to me due to a most generous patronage.

Silver21_Black20
06-09-2008, 11:17 AM
I miss my Sirius connection.

Mooching bastard!!

peewee's lovechild
06-09-2008, 11:17 AM
Anyway, that wasn't cool.

ATRAIN
06-09-2008, 11:17 AM
I miss my Sirius connection.



Cheap ass buy your own.

peewee's lovechild
06-09-2008, 11:17 AM
Mooching bastard!!

I be poor.

peewee's lovechild
06-09-2008, 11:18 AM
Cheap ass buy your own.

Tell your mom to lower her whoring prices and I'll be able to afford one.

Silver21_Black20
06-09-2008, 11:24 AM
I am up at this hour and all I get is weak peewee smack. Come on people.

midgetonadonkey
06-09-2008, 11:27 AM
I am up at this hour and all I get is weak peewee smack. Come on people.

There is no other kind of peewee smack.

peewee's lovechild
06-09-2008, 11:29 AM
I am up at this hour and all I get is weak peewee smack. Come on people.

I'm fucking sleepy.

Get back to me after my 1:30 "Supervisors Meeting".

I'll have some material.

By the way, what do you mean "I am up at this hour"?

It's almost noon, get the fuck out of here with that shit.

peewee's lovechild
06-09-2008, 11:30 AM
I need Sirius.

midgetonadonkey
06-09-2008, 11:31 AM
I need Sirius.

http://www.sirius.com/install

peewee's lovechild
06-09-2008, 11:31 AM
http://www.sirius.com/install

Fuckface.

florige
06-09-2008, 11:38 AM
Peewee, those cakes are off the hook. And I don't even like dessert's like that.

midgetonadonkey
06-09-2008, 11:38 AM
Fuckface.

I gave you a fucking radio. Just get it activated already and quit bitching.

Silver21_Black20
06-09-2008, 11:40 AM
I'm fucking sleepy.

Get back to me after my 1:30 "Supervisors Meeting".

I'll have some material.

By the way, what do you mean "I am up at this hour"?

It's almost noon, get the fuck out of here with that shit.

I should be 4 hrs into my sleep but I am up.

mrsmaalox
06-09-2008, 11:40 AM
Peewee, those cakes are off the hook. And I don't even like dessert's like that.

What did you have?!!!!!

florige
06-09-2008, 11:48 AM
What did you have?!!!!!


Strawberry Shortcake!!!! Awesome!!!

ATRAIN
06-09-2008, 11:48 AM
I should be 4 hrs into my sleep but I am up.

Do you work nights?

ATRAIN
06-09-2008, 11:49 AM
Strawberry Shortcake!!!! Awesome!!!

Fag

mrsmaalox
06-09-2008, 11:49 AM
Strawberry Shortcake!!!! Awesome!!!

Sounds wonderful!! Do they have a Black Forest Gateau? That is orgasmic.

florige
06-09-2008, 11:49 AM
Do you work nights?



Why you hitting on PW's g/f dude??:lol

peewee's lovechild
06-09-2008, 11:49 AM
Peewee, those cakes are off the hook. And I don't even like dessert's like that.

Dude, really???

Fuck.

I wish I was close to Baltimore.

They look badass on TV, but I always wondered about the taste.

What did you have?

peewee's lovechild
06-09-2008, 11:50 AM
Strawberry Shortcake!!!! Awesome!!!

Real strawberries and all that?

peewee's lovechild
06-09-2008, 11:50 AM
Why you hitting on PW's g/f dude??:lol

She's Midge's girl.

peewee's lovechild
06-09-2008, 11:51 AM
Flo, describe the cake.

Did you take a picture of it?

florige
06-09-2008, 11:52 AM
Sounds wonderful!! Do they have a Black Forest Gateau? That is orgasmic.



:lol I don't know what that is. I normally try things I know about. I'm not really into desserts like that.

mrsmaalox
06-09-2008, 11:54 AM
:lol I don't know what that is. I normally try things I know about. I'm not really into desserts like that.

When I lived there I never heard of that place

ATRAIN
06-09-2008, 11:55 AM
Flo, describe the cake.

Did you take a picture of it?

Almost sounds like pee wee wants to put his dick in the cake.

florige
06-09-2008, 11:56 AM
Flo, describe the cake.

Did you take a picture of it?



Nah man I just ate it dude. It had whip cream and strawberry dressing sauce on it. Which cake do you want buddy?

florige
06-09-2008, 11:57 AM
Almost sounds like pee wee wants to put his dick in the cake.



PW loves cakes dude!

Viva Las Espuelas
06-09-2008, 11:57 AM
Almost sounds like pee wee wants to put his dick in the cake.
i have a friend that was so horny he banged a blueberry muffin. no lie.

Viva Las Espuelas
06-09-2008, 11:58 AM
my mom makes some bad ass cakes. my favorite is lemon cake with cream cheese frosting. she makes it all from scratch. yumm.

ATRAIN
06-09-2008, 11:58 AM
i have a friend that was so horny he banged a blueberry muffin. no lie.

WTF did he eat it? Do you think pee wee would eat it after he added more frosting? I say yes.

midgetonadonkey
06-09-2008, 11:59 AM
PW loves cakes dude!

It's obvious he loves cake when you see him. Fucker waddles when he walks.

Silver21_Black20
06-09-2008, 11:59 AM
Why you hitting on PW's g/f dude??:lol

Dude ... I will fly to Baltimore or where ever the fuck you're at to kick your ass if you make this mistake again!!

ATRAIN
06-09-2008, 12:00 PM
Dude ... I will fly to Baltimore or where ever the fuck you're at to kick your ass if you make this mistake again!!

LMAO

Viva Las Espuelas
06-09-2008, 12:00 PM
WTF did he eat it? oh no. i hope he didn't. i'm sure there was nothing left when he was done with it. there shouldn't have been.